1
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Hey, boys. What's up?

2
00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,899
Hey.
Hey, Ma.
Any chance we can borrow

3
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some wrapping paper
for Pop's birthday gift?

4
00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:12,424
Sure. What you get him?

5
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Oh, well, so far,
wrapping paper.

6
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[chuckles]

7
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Plus, we are getting him

8
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a really thoughtful card.

9
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That is, if you have
one of those, too.

10
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Yeah, but don't waste your time.

11
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Last year, I wrote him
a beautiful card,

12
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he didn't even read it.

13
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He just shook it
to see if any money fell out.

14
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Man, he's just so hard
to shop for.

15
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Yeah, man, I still remember
that digital picture frame

16
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I got him one year
and loaded it up

17
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with sentimental photos of us.

18
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He returned it
for a leaf blower.

19
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What's the matter with y'all?

20
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I've been laying in bed
for an hour

21
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waiting for you
to bring me breakfast.

22
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How lazy can you people be?

23
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Calvin, your birthday
isn't until tomorrow.

24
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Yes, which makes today
Calvin Eve.

25
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If Christmas gets two days,
so should I.

26
00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:02,474
[knocking on door]

27
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Uh, speaking of which,

28
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if anybody tries to get me
another picture frame,

29
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I'm blasting it off the table
with my leaf blower.

30
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[door opens]

31
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Oh, hey, Randall.

32
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Hey. Happy Calvin Eve.

33
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Oh, I hope I'm not interrupting
breakfast in bed.

34
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See? This guy gets it.

35
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I got a package
you got to sign for.

36
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All right.

37
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There you go.
Ah.

38
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"Handle with care."
[chuckles]

39
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It's probably
a birthday present.

40
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Yeah, so you got
any big plans for your...

41
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Calvin!

42
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What? The man's at work.

43
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I didn't want to be rude.

44
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Who's it from?

45
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My mom.

46
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[chuckles]
"Happy birthday to my sweet boy.

47
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I finally thought of a gift
you couldn't return."

48
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[laughs]
Yeah, so what is it?

49
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My dad.

50
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What? She sent you
your father's ashes?

51
00:02:02,882 --> 00:02:04,188
Well, Dad, if I were you,

52
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I'd keep Grandpa
away from your leaf blower.

53
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

54
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♪ Welcome to the hood.

55
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So let's see, Dad,

56
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what else can I tell you?

57
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I caught you up
on Tina and the boys,

58
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and how the shop
has had its best year ever.

59
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So basically, there's nothing
about my life I would change.

60
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[knocking on door]

61
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Oh, hey, buddy.

62
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Okay, one thing.

63
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I heard your mom sent over
your dad's ashes.

64
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I just wanted to see
how you were doing.

65
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Dave.

66
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My dad died a long time ago.

67
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That's a relief. Calvin Eve

68
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is one of my favorite holidays
of the year.

69
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I thought you told
me that Black people

70
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don't cremate
their loved ones.

71
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Well, usually they don't,

72
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but my dad did not want
to waste money on a funeral,

73
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so in his will he wrote,
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust,

74
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save your money and burn me up."

75
00:03:04,944 --> 00:03:06,511
Sounds like your dad
was pretty funny.

76
00:03:06,555 --> 00:03:08,252
Man, we had
so much fun together.

77
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Going to Dodger games,
fixing up classic cars.

78
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And our favorite

79
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was going fishing
on Saturday mornings

80
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off the Santa Monica Pier.

81
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Ah. You know,
I wish I could've met him.

82
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I bet we would've gotten along.

83
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[scoffs]
Hell no.

84
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You would've driven him nuts.

85
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He wasn't patient like I am.

86
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Wha-- Come on, Calvin.

87
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Of course he would've liked me.

88
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I mean,
maybe not as much as you,

89
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but let's face it,
that's impossible.

90
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Look, Dave,
it's nothing personal,

91
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but my dad was just a different
kind of dude than you.

92
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I mean, he was like,
"That dude."

93
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And more you're like,
"This dude?"

94
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Okay, well, this dude
wants to change your mind.

95
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How about tomorrow for your
birthday, me, you and your dad

96
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go fishing
off the Santa Monica Pier?

97
00:04:01,653 --> 00:04:03,307
Eh, I don't know, man.

98
00:04:03,351 --> 00:04:04,874
Well, come on, it'll be fun.

99
00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:07,180
Just three guys hanging out,

100
00:04:07,224 --> 00:04:10,619
having a laugh
while holding their rods.

101
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Yeah, he would've hated you.

102
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Oh, good, you're all here.

103
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All right, there's something
we need to talk about.

104
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If this is about
the dent in your car,

105
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I swear it was like that
before my skateboard hit it.

106
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No, this is about
Calvin's birthday,

107
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but if you find your skateboard
snapped in half,

108
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it was like that
before I ran over it.

109
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So, what about Pop's birthday?

110
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Well, I thought it'd be fun
if we threw him a surprise party

111
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tomorrow when he and Dave
get home from fishing.

112
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Ooh, that'll be so much fun.

113
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Yeah, totally.
Now, this party's gonna be

114
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a gift from all of us, right?

115
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So, what do you want us to do?

116
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Well, I was thinking
about inviting

117
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a bunch of people over
and surprising him

118
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with some of his
favorite things.

119
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Oh, so we all just gonna
leave him alone

120
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to watch the Laker game and eat
nachos in his sweatpants.

121
00:05:06,544 --> 00:05:08,981
No. You know,
I mean his favorite food,

122
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his favorite music,
and most of all,

123
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his favorite birthday tradition.

124
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Oh, blowing out his candles

125
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surrounded by everyone
who loves him?

126
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No, beating the hell
out of a piñata.

127
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Yeah. On my tenth birthday,

128
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he wanted to take a few practice
swings to soften it up for me.

129
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He hit that thing so hard
we found Tootsie Rolls

130
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two blocks away.

131
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So I will be cooking

132
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all day tomorrow,
so I'm gonna need you guys

133
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to pick up the decorations,
the piñata and some Turtle Wax.

134
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Why do we need Turtle Wax?

135
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It's for Grover.

136
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If you can put a dent in my car,

137
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your little butt
can wax it, too.

138
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Wow.

139
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This place is great.

140
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You know, I've never been
to the pier before.

141
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Oh, yeah, man. My dad and I,
we loved it out here.

142
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The sound of the
ocean, the salty air,

143
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and our all-time favorite,

144
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is watching seagulls
drop a load on people's heads.

145
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Well, now I know why you told me
not to wear a hat.

146
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[laughs softly]

147
00:06:07,866 --> 00:06:09,259
Aw, damn.

148
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What?

149
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One of those stupid
street performers

150
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is standing in
my dad's favorite spot.

151
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Oh, well, that's no big deal.

152
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We'll just politely ask
him to move a little.

153
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You know what? Good idea.

154
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Beat it, C-3PO,
or you're going for a swim.

155
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Sorry about that.

156
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As, uh, someone who failed out
of clown college, mad respect.

157
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Well, here we are, Dad,

158
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your favorite fishing spot,
just like back in the day.

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And even if we go home
empty-handed,

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you still caught
something today.

161
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My undying friendship.

162
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You know, Dave,
for the last time,

163
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stop sucking up to my dead dad.

164
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I'm not sucking up.

165
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I just, I know how close

166
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you were to your dad,
and I just like to think

167
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that we would've gotten along.

168
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Fine, you know, if it's that
important to you, let's ask him.

169
00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:06,098
So, Dad,

170
00:07:06,142 --> 00:07:07,448
now that you've met him,

171
00:07:07,491 --> 00:07:08,797
what do you think of Dave?

172
00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:10,842
[seagull screeches]

173
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[laughs]

174
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There's your answer.

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All right, all the food
is prepped and ready to go.

176
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How's it going with decorations?

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Great. I just finished
putting up the banner

178
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and I'm about to
fill the piñata.

179
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Where's the candy?Oh, we don't do candy.

180
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Calvin likes his filled
with beef jerky and cigars.

181
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He calls it a "mañ-yata."

182
00:07:37,173 --> 00:07:38,348
Uh-oh.
[chuckles]

183
00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,610
"Uh-oh," what?

184
00:07:39,654 --> 00:07:41,307
I kind of ate
all the beef jerky.

185
00:07:41,351 --> 00:07:44,702
You ate an entire pound
of beef jerky?

186
00:07:44,746 --> 00:07:48,097
Who are you,
Truck Driver Barbie?

187
00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:50,186
I'm sorry,
I needed something salty

188
00:07:50,228 --> 00:07:52,188
after I finished the cupcakes.

189
00:07:52,231 --> 00:07:54,669
Cupcakes? How many did you eat?

190
00:07:54,712 --> 00:07:57,019
Just two at first. But then
I needed something sweet

191
00:07:57,062 --> 00:07:58,586
after all that jerky.

192
00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,894
Damn, Gemma. I know you
just started trying,

193
00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:05,418
but you're eating
like you're already pregnant.

194
00:08:05,462 --> 00:08:06,942
No, that can't be it.

195
00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:09,379
It took, like, a year
for us to conceive Grover.

196
00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,468
That doesn't mean anything.

197
00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:13,557
Pregnancy is like a mañ-yata.

198
00:08:13,601 --> 00:08:16,429
One good pop and
it's time for cigars.

199
00:08:17,996 --> 00:08:20,216
You know, I have been
kind of tired lately.

200
00:08:20,259 --> 00:08:22,784
Ooh. Have you been
nauseous, too?

201
00:08:22,827 --> 00:08:24,568
What do you think?
I just ate three cupcakes

202
00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:26,527
and half a dried-up cow.

203
00:08:28,616 --> 00:08:32,228
I'll tell you what I think.
You're pregnant.

204
00:08:32,271 --> 00:08:34,665
Oh, my God, you could be right.

205
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Let's go buy a test.Oh, my gosh, okay.

206
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,190
Plus, we can pick up
some more beef jerky.

207
00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:39,277
For the piñata?

208
00:08:39,322 --> 00:08:40,714
Sure.

209
00:08:42,891 --> 00:08:46,329
I got to admit, Dave,
this was a good idea.

210
00:08:46,372 --> 00:08:47,591
Thanks for suggesting it.

211
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Oh, are you kidding me?

212
00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:50,333
I'm having a blast.

213
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I mean, aside from
the second time

214
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the seagull crapped on me.

215
00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:56,600
[laughs] Yeah,
I didn't even have to blow out

216
00:08:56,644 --> 00:08:59,995
any birthday candles
for that wish to come true.

217
00:09:00,038 --> 00:09:02,301
So, I bet this is bringing
back some good memories

218
00:09:02,345 --> 00:09:03,868
of you and your dad, huh?

219
00:09:03,912 --> 00:09:07,089
Oh, yeah. You know, I was
just thinking about this time

220
00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:09,221
he hooked something huge.

221
00:09:09,265 --> 00:09:11,746
A crowd had gathered
around us.

222
00:09:11,789 --> 00:09:14,400
Man, he fought with this thing
for almost an hour,

223
00:09:14,444 --> 00:09:16,446
and he finally landed it.

224
00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,622
What was it?
A shark? A barracuda?

225
00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:20,842
[chuckles]
An old tire.

226
00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:24,933
He had everybody cracking up
when he took a picture with it.

227
00:09:24,976 --> 00:09:26,587
And then said he was gonna
come back the next week

228
00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:28,632
and try to catch the whole car.

229
00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:33,202
Well, he sounds like the kind
of guy who really looked

230
00:09:33,245 --> 00:09:34,856
on the bright side of things.

231
00:09:34,899 --> 00:09:37,510
Kind of like
someone else you know.

232
00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:39,730
Maybe I was wrong.

233
00:09:39,774 --> 00:09:41,950
Maybe my dad would've liked you.

234
00:09:41,993 --> 00:09:43,647
Oh, well, thanks, Calvin.

235
00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:45,083
You know, that means a lot.

236
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,477
In fact, you know,
the next thing I hook

237
00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,566
is dedicated to your father.

238
00:09:51,699 --> 00:09:53,962
What the hell, Dave?!

239
00:09:54,005 --> 00:09:55,659
You just threw my dad
in the ocean!

240
00:09:55,703 --> 00:09:57,487
O-Okay, all right,
I'm s-- I'm sorry.

241
00:09:57,530 --> 00:09:58,836
I'm-a go get him.

242
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,142
Don't be an idiot.

243
00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:01,534
That's, like,
a 30-foot drop.

244
00:10:01,578 --> 00:10:02,927
I know, but...

245
00:10:02,971 --> 00:10:04,668
it still feels safer
than staying up here.

246
00:10:05,843 --> 00:10:06,627
[splashes]

247
00:10:13,764 --> 00:10:15,070
So, what happened?

248
00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:16,375
Did you get my dad back?

249
00:10:16,419 --> 00:10:18,247
Hey, look, Calvin, I'm sorry.

250
00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,293
I tried and I tried,
but I just couldn't find him.

251
00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:24,209
But I did bring you this.

252
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,127
A corn dog?

253
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,607
You lose my dad
in the ocean

254
00:10:30,651 --> 00:10:32,740
and you bring me back
a freakin' corn dog?

255
00:10:32,783 --> 00:10:35,307
Okay, I know, I just, I
wasn't thinking straight.

256
00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:37,440
I swallowed a lot of
seawater down there!

257
00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:39,050
[muttering]

258
00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:41,357
I... [grunts]

259
00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,495
Okay, look...

260
00:10:49,539 --> 00:10:51,889
you have every right
to be angry, but...

261
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,718
it was an accident, Calvin.
I did not mean to do it.

262
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,764
That's just it, right?

263
00:10:56,807 --> 00:10:58,417
You never mean to do it.

264
00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:01,464
But you always find a way
to screw up my damn life.

265
00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:04,946
I just jumped 30 feet into
the freezing cold water

266
00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:07,949
to find your dad's ashes.
What else do you want me to do?

267
00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:09,864
You know what I want you to do?

268
00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:12,562
Leave me the hell alone.

269
00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,739
Okay, fine.

270
00:11:15,783 --> 00:11:17,698
Treat me like that corn dog.

271
00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:20,657
Something that you love but
you're willing to throw away!

272
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:25,314
Okay-- ooh! Here are
the pregnancy tests.

273
00:11:25,357 --> 00:11:27,229
Oh, my God, there
are so many options.

274
00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:28,709
How do I choose?

275
00:11:28,752 --> 00:11:30,362
Easy. Like this.

276
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,151
All right, let's
get out of here.

277
00:11:36,194 --> 00:11:37,456
I don't want
anyone to see us

278
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,762
before I have a chance
to tell Dave.

279
00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:40,242
Relax. How often do you run

280
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,765
into someone you know
at the drugstore?

281
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,246
Hey-hey, look who's
here! [laughs]

282
00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:47,336
What are you guys doing?

283
00:11:47,379 --> 00:11:48,903
I thought you were
setting up for the party.

284
00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:50,078
[both stammering]

285
00:11:50,121 --> 00:11:51,819
Uh...We-we came to...

286
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:53,646
uh, uh, to get these!Yep.

287
00:11:57,563 --> 00:12:00,088
You're buying adult diapers?

288
00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:02,568
Yeah, I mean,
the party's gonna be so lit.

289
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:04,440
I don't want to miss
a minute of it.
Yeah!

290
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:06,747
[both whooping, laughing]

291
00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:09,706
Mom...

292
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,535
why is your basket
full of pregnancy tests?

293
00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:16,104
How many kids are you
and Dad trying to have?!

294
00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,672
[whispers]:
Just tell 'em.
Just tell 'em.

295
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:24,373
Okay, okay, the truth is...
we think I might be pregnant.

296
00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:25,809
What? That's great.Congratulations...

297
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,245
Yeah, but-but-but shh!

298
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,987
But Dave doesn't know yet,
so you cannot say anything.

299
00:12:30,031 --> 00:12:31,641
Yeah. It's such a big deal.

300
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,686
I don't want him
to think everyone in town

301
00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:34,905
knew before he did.

302
00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:36,428
Oh, relax, Gemma,
don't worry about it.

303
00:12:36,472 --> 00:12:37,821
We won't say anything.

304
00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:39,388
And, besides,
who else are you gonna

305
00:12:39,431 --> 00:12:40,824
run into at the drugstore?

306
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:43,827
Hey, look who's-- ooh!

307
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:45,436
Who pregnant?

308
00:12:47,613 --> 00:12:49,833
[performer imitating whirring]

309
00:12:58,929 --> 00:13:00,452
Great.

310
00:13:00,496 --> 00:13:02,890
I leave one clown
and run into another one.

311
00:13:02,933 --> 00:13:05,153
[imitating whirring]

312
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,895
Honk, honk.

313
00:13:07,938 --> 00:13:09,897
Not much of a talker, huh?

314
00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,159
[imitating whirring]

315
00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:17,121
Well, I wish the guy
that I came with would do that.

316
00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,515
But, no, he never shuts up.

317
00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:22,344
Every time I turn around, there
he is with that stupid grin

318
00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:24,868
on his face,
always yapping about...

319
00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,523
"Hey, let's go
to the farmers market.

320
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,394
"Let's go to pottery class.

321
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:31,222
How about we grow
matching man buns?"

322
00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:32,484
[imitating whirring]

323
00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:37,054
See? Even you get it.

324
00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,447
And you're
a grown man pretending

325
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:40,623
to be a robot for spare change.

326
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:45,497
The guy just never knows
when to quit, man.

327
00:13:45,541 --> 00:13:47,804
He's always pushing me
into doing things

328
00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,501
I really don't want to do.

329
00:13:49,545 --> 00:13:51,460
And it always goes bad.

330
00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:53,418
Uh, like going camping.

331
00:13:53,462 --> 00:13:55,246
Almost got eaten
by a bear.

332
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,945
And... and then there
was the car show

333
00:13:57,988 --> 00:13:59,598
where I ended up stranded

334
00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:01,339
in the desert
with a serial killer.

335
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,733
[imitating whirring]

336
00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:06,910
Exactly.

337
00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:08,520
That maniac would've
turned my skin

338
00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:10,696
into the world's
sexiest tracksuit.

339
00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:14,918
Yeah, hey, actually,
that was pretty funny, man.

340
00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,920
Yeah, I guess
it hasn't been all bad.

341
00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:20,010
I mean, we went
to an escape room,

342
00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:22,143
we went skydiving.

343
00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:23,666
Believe it or not,

344
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:26,887
we actually make
a pretty dope breakdance crew.

345
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,065
Hey, careful.

346
00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:33,241
You don't want
none of this, boy.

347
00:14:33,284 --> 00:14:34,851
[laughs]

348
00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:36,897
[grunting rhythmically][imitating whirring]

349
00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:48,343
[exclaims]

350
00:14:51,781 --> 00:14:54,871
Maybe I've been too hard
on the guy.

351
00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:57,308
I probably should
go talk to him.

352
00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:59,702
Thanks a lot, man. I owe you.

353
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,748
Oh, yeah, sure, man.

354
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:04,707
I got you.

355
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,404
There you go.

356
00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:08,493
Looking good, buddy.

357
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:14,891
Okay, I only had enough pee
for three sticks.

358
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:17,372
I think all the salt in
that jerky dehydrated me.

359
00:15:18,373 --> 00:15:19,896
Ooh, this is so exciting!

360
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,115
I know.

361
00:15:21,158 --> 00:15:23,682
I can't believe
I might be a big brother.

362
00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:25,902
Oh, G-man, it's the best.
You always have somebody

363
00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:28,774
to hang out with, somebody to
talk to when you need a friend.

364
00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:31,212
And best of all,
when they get on your nerves,

365
00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:33,388
you get to fart on their head.

366
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:36,913
You did that when
you were little?

367
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,784
No, man, he did that
this morning.

368
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,788
Look, something's starting
to happen on this one.

369
00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:45,052
What's it say?

370
00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:46,923
Negative.

371
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,578
It's okay, Gemma,
you just started trying.

372
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,188
You'll have
plenty of time to...

373
00:15:51,232 --> 00:15:53,495
Wait, wait, wait, this
one says positive![gasps]

374
00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,410
Boom! I knew my girl
was knocked up!

375
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,020
I knew it!
I knew it!

376
00:15:57,064 --> 00:15:58,065
Hang on.

377
00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,936
Hang on, Tina.

378
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:02,460
We don't know which
one of these is right.

379
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:05,072
Which makes the third one
the tiebreaker.

380
00:16:05,115 --> 00:16:07,596
Oh. Okay, okay. Oh!

381
00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,163
I'm starting
to see something.

382
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:10,512
Yeah, me, too.

383
00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,209
Oh, God, I'm so nervous
I have to pee!

384
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:13,994
Damn it, bladder,
make up your mind!

385
00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,649
Well, I don't know about
your bladder, Gemma,

386
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,608
but this test just decided...

387
00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,089
...you are pregnant!

388
00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:23,916
[all cheering]

389
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,049
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna have a baby!

390
00:16:26,093 --> 00:16:28,878
Oh! I'm gonna have
a little niece or nephew.

391
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,359
And I'm gonna have
someone to fart on!

392
00:16:36,146 --> 00:16:38,757
Hey, man. You packing up?

393
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:40,629
Yeah, I thought
I'd better get out of here

394
00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:42,109
before I accidentally
throw anyone else's

395
00:16:42,152 --> 00:16:43,762
loved ones off the pier.

396
00:16:45,112 --> 00:16:48,071
Yeah, look, about that,
man, I just came back here

397
00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:49,464
to say that, uh...

398
00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:50,465
Oh, hey, Calvin,
you hooked something.

399
00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:52,336
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

400
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,077
Oh, man.

401
00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:55,600
It seems like something big.

402
00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,211
You need any help?

403
00:16:57,254 --> 00:16:58,864
[chuckles]
Are you kidding me?

404
00:16:58,908 --> 00:17:00,997
There's not a fish
in the ocean strong enough to--

405
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,521
Whoa!Don't-don't worry, Calvin,
I got, I got you.

406
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:06,481
Uh, uh, Dave, it's...Okay, you're right,
you're right.

407
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:08,090
Yeah, like that.

408
00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:09,484
Whew.Hey...

409
00:17:09,527 --> 00:17:11,355
Calvin...

410
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,835
I'm so sorry.

411
00:17:12,878 --> 00:17:14,315
Look, if I had
any idea that today

412
00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:15,664
was gonna turn out
the way that it did,

413
00:17:15,706 --> 00:17:17,318
I never would've
suggested coming here.

414
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,101
Yeah, I know, man.

415
00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,712
And you were right.

416
00:17:20,755 --> 00:17:22,627
I am always messing
things up for you.

417
00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:24,889
So from now on,
I'll leave you alone.

418
00:17:24,934 --> 00:17:27,110
Nah, you don't
have to do that.

419
00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:29,982
I mean, I'm not gonna lie,
you do get on my nerves,

420
00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:32,898
like a gnat in my ear
with a bullhorn, but...

421
00:17:34,074 --> 00:17:36,032
I mean...

422
00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,121
we do have fun
sometimes, too.

423
00:17:38,165 --> 00:17:40,819
Well, that's nice of you to say,
but you don't have to.

424
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:43,518
I know I don't have to,
but it's true.

425
00:17:43,561 --> 00:17:45,389
All right, you got me
to try some things

426
00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,217
that I didn't think
I'd like, but I did.

427
00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:50,655
And I got to say, it's cool
to have a friend like that.

428
00:17:50,699 --> 00:17:53,745
Oh, please tell me this is
leading to matching man buns.

429
00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:56,835
You say "man bun"
one more time

430
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:59,664
and you're going swimming
with that corn dog.

431
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:02,580
Hey, look, Calvin.

432
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,452
You're a really
good friend, too.

433
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:06,193
You know, you're funny,
you're always honest.

434
00:18:06,236 --> 00:18:09,152
And no matter what happens,
you always have my back.

435
00:18:09,196 --> 00:18:12,851
Well... that's what real
friends do for each other.

436
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:15,463
Come on, Calvin,
bring it in.

437
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,508
Oh, Dave, Dave!Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry!

438
00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:20,163
My bad.
Whoa.

439
00:18:20,207 --> 00:18:21,773
This thing is big.

440
00:18:21,817 --> 00:18:23,558
All right, come on, let's
start reeling it in.

441
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:24,950
Oh, man, it's heavy.Yeah.

442
00:18:24,994 --> 00:18:26,909
What do you think it is?I have no idea.

443
00:18:26,952 --> 00:18:29,041
But if it's anything illegal
like a dolphin,

444
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:31,000
I'm turning you in
for the reward.

445
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,523
All right, come on.

446
00:18:32,567 --> 00:18:34,134
Go, go, go, go, go, go.

447
00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:37,963
[both grunt]

448
00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:41,793
[laughs]What?

449
00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:44,753
Are you kidding me?

450
00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,059
All that
and it's just a tire?

451
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,236
Don't you get it, man?
It's not just a tire.

452
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,541
What is it?

453
00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:53,501
It's a message from my dad.

454
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:56,068
It's his way of telling me
that he's happy here.

455
00:18:57,287 --> 00:19:00,856
He's saying it's his
perfect final resting place.

456
00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:05,600
And I put him there.

457
00:19:05,643 --> 00:19:08,429
I knew we'd be friends.

458
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,995
[laughing]

459
00:19:10,039 --> 00:19:11,432
Come on, man, that's enough
fishing for the day.

460
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:13,999
Let's go home, buddy.All right.

461
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:18,221
Are you taking that
as a memory of your dad?

462
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:19,701
No.

463
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,529
You see how much tread
is left on this thing?

464
00:19:21,572 --> 00:19:23,400
I'm selling this at my shop.

465
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,581
Okay, everybody,
it's mañ-yata time!

466
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,975
[all cheering, whooping]

467
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:35,456
Okay, y'all better watch...[all clamoring]

468
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,763
I'm playing, man. Y'all better
watch out though, step back.

469
00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:40,722
'Cause I am about
to go whack-ass

470
00:19:40,765 --> 00:19:42,854
on this jackass!

471
00:19:44,639 --> 00:19:46,902
[all exclaiming]

472
00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:52,037
This is so much fun.

473
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:54,910
Did you see Calvin's face
when he saw everyone was here?

474
00:19:54,953 --> 00:19:56,825
Yeah, I haven't seen him
that surprised

475
00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:59,393
since... well, when I threw
his dad into the ocean.

476
00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:01,699
[laughs]

477
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,224
You know, Calvin's
not the only one

478
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,661
who's getting
a surprise today.

479
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:08,924
What do you mean?

480
00:20:13,581 --> 00:20:15,235
Is that what
I think it is?

481
00:20:15,278 --> 00:20:17,237
Surprise.

482
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,977
Wait...

483
00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:20,675
You're pregnant?

484
00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:23,417
I know it happened
faster than we expected,

485
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,201
but are you happy?

486
00:20:25,245 --> 00:20:26,811
Are you kidding me?

487
00:20:26,855 --> 00:20:29,858
Th-th-- this is one of
the happiest moments of my life.

488
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:35,690
Can I tell everyone?

489
00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,954
Of course. Why do you
think I told you first?

490
00:20:39,694 --> 00:20:41,391
Hey, guys, I've got some...

491
00:20:41,435 --> 00:20:43,872
Oh![all gasping, groaning]

492
00:20:44,742 --> 00:20:46,091
Oh, man, you-you okay?

493
00:20:46,135 --> 00:20:48,790
Yeah, but I think I might
be done at two kids.

494
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,841
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