1 00:00:06,636 --> 00:00:08,768 Here you go, boss. Three more orders. 2 00:00:08,812 --> 00:00:13,034 Wow! That is ten oil changes today! 3 00:00:13,077 --> 00:00:16,515 I told you my idea for a $20 special would work. 4 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:18,126 Uh, that was my idea. 5 00:00:19,910 --> 00:00:21,999 Norm, that doesn't make any sense. 6 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:26,743 If it was your idea, why would I be taking credit for it? 7 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,181 Hey, buddy. How you doing, pal? 8 00:00:30,225 --> 00:00:32,530 Your guy said I should talk to you 9 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:33,967 about your oil change special. 10 00:00:34,011 --> 00:00:35,839 Pretty amazing deal, huh?Yeah. 11 00:00:35,882 --> 00:00:38,668 I don't like to brag, but that was my idea. 12 00:00:38,711 --> 00:00:42,628 And absolutely no one else's. 13 00:00:42,672 --> 00:00:44,152 Wow. It's pretty smart. 14 00:00:44,195 --> 00:00:47,111 No wonder you're employee of the month for a year straight. 15 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:48,547 Well, I don't like 16 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:51,115 to brag about that, either, but actually, it was, 17 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:52,986 uh, 14 months. 18 00:00:53,030 --> 00:00:55,163 All I know is this is a much better deal 19 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:56,642 than over at Motor Boys. 20 00:00:56,686 --> 00:00:58,470 They got to be shaking in their coveralls. 21 00:00:58,514 --> 00:00:59,993 Yeah. 22 00:01:00,037 --> 00:01:02,213 You know, their sleazebag owner Victor Alvarez-- 23 00:01:02,257 --> 00:01:04,476 he's been trying to put me out of business for years. 24 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:06,130 Hmm.But it's ideas like this 25 00:01:06,174 --> 00:01:08,306 that keep me one step ahead of him. 26 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:11,092 Yeah, whoever thought of that should probably get a raise. 27 00:01:14,051 --> 00:01:16,661 So, have you ever met this, uh, Alvarez jerk? 28 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:21,014 No, no, but I would love to see the look on his slimy face 29 00:01:21,058 --> 00:01:24,583 when he realizes I outsmarted him again. 30 00:01:24,627 --> 00:01:25,802 Well, if you want to do that, 31 00:01:25,845 --> 00:01:27,020 all you have to do is look outside. 32 00:01:27,064 --> 00:01:29,284 What do you mean?I mean this. 33 00:01:35,377 --> 00:01:36,682 You're Victor Alvarez? 34 00:01:36,726 --> 00:01:38,206 That's me. 35 00:01:39,423 --> 00:01:41,557 And it's nice to finally meet you face-to-face 36 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,950 to face. 37 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:47,780 Oh, yeah? Well, it's nice to meet you face-to-face 38 00:01:47,824 --> 00:01:50,392 to face, to face, to face, to face! 39 00:01:51,219 --> 00:01:53,395 Well, this has been fun, but I have to go. 40 00:01:53,438 --> 00:01:56,746 I will be seeing you later, and you will be seeing me all day. 41 00:01:56,789 --> 00:01:59,357 Ha, ha! [sings in Spanish] 42 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,752 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 43 00:02:02,795 --> 00:02:04,145 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 44 00:02:09,237 --> 00:02:10,847 I can't believe 45 00:02:10,890 --> 00:02:14,067 Victor put a giant Motor Boys ad up over your shop. 46 00:02:14,111 --> 00:02:16,200 Yeah, and just because they're a big chain, 47 00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:17,941 they think they can push us around. 48 00:02:17,984 --> 00:02:19,508 That guy has some nerve. 49 00:02:19,551 --> 00:02:21,292 And some hair. 50 00:02:21,336 --> 00:02:23,033 The last time I saw a mane like that, 51 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,731 it was on Animal Planet eating a hyena. 52 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:29,213 What we need is to figure out how to remind everybody 53 00:02:29,257 --> 00:02:32,434 that Calvin's Pit Stop is a fixture in the community. 54 00:02:32,477 --> 00:02:33,999 Oh.Exactly. 55 00:02:34,044 --> 00:02:35,654 Whatever it is should tie 56 00:02:35,698 --> 00:02:37,047 into the neighborhood, like some kind 57 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,918 of a local charity promotion. 58 00:02:38,962 --> 00:02:41,182 Yeah, that is a great idea. You know what? 59 00:02:41,225 --> 00:02:42,835 We can team up with a nearby 60 00:02:42,879 --> 00:02:47,579 animal shelter and give every customer a free rescue kitten. 61 00:02:48,798 --> 00:02:51,757 That's ridiculous. What if they don't want a kitten? 62 00:02:51,801 --> 00:02:56,197 Well, then maybe they're not the kind of customer you want. 63 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,025 Okay. How about 64 00:02:59,069 --> 00:03:01,463 we have a food drive at the local food pantry, 65 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:04,988 and everyone who donates a bag of food gets a free oil change? 66 00:03:05,031 --> 00:03:06,729 Mm.Or even better. 67 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,948 Oh. We team up with a local food pantry, 68 00:03:08,992 --> 00:03:11,212 give away free oil changes to everyone 69 00:03:11,255 --> 00:03:13,126 that comes in with a bag of food. 70 00:03:13,170 --> 00:03:15,346 Boom! Boom! 71 00:03:15,390 --> 00:03:19,089 Yes.Calvin, that's exactly what I just said. 72 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:22,788 Okay, Tina. I guess some people need all the credit. 73 00:03:22,832 --> 00:03:25,617 Uh...You know what? 74 00:03:25,661 --> 00:03:27,793 One of the moms at my school is a local TV reporter. 75 00:03:27,837 --> 00:03:29,230 I'll ask her to cover it. 76 00:03:29,273 --> 00:03:31,362 Great! You know what? We'll get some press, 77 00:03:31,406 --> 00:03:33,756 create a little new business, 78 00:03:33,799 --> 00:03:36,759 and rip Victor's beating heart out of his chest, 79 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:40,893 and I'll just squeeze it and throw it on the floor. 80 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:42,547 And feed the hungry, right? 81 00:03:42,591 --> 00:03:45,420 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that, too. 82 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:53,427 [humming] 83 00:03:53,471 --> 00:03:55,038 Oh, hey, Malcolm. What you doing? 84 00:03:55,081 --> 00:03:57,780 I am going through the pantry to get some donations together 85 00:03:57,823 --> 00:03:59,434 for Mom and Pop's food drive. 86 00:03:59,477 --> 00:04:01,653 Oh, cool. Uh, just don't touch anything on my snack shelf. 87 00:04:01,697 --> 00:04:04,221 I like to reward myself after a hard day's work. 88 00:04:04,265 --> 00:04:05,875 And before one, too. 89 00:04:06,702 --> 00:04:09,226 You know, I don't even know how you eat that junk. 90 00:04:09,270 --> 00:04:10,575 Everything here is filled 91 00:04:10,619 --> 00:04:12,795 with processed sugars and empty calories. 92 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:15,754 Actually, that's the healthy food. My snack shelf 93 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:18,016 is over there. 94 00:04:18,061 --> 00:04:19,540 You know, I'm serious, Marty. 95 00:04:19,584 --> 00:04:22,151 You need to stop eating like this and start working out. 96 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,284 Hey, man, I work out. 97 00:04:23,327 --> 00:04:25,068 Marty, the only crunches you do 98 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:27,113 come out of a box of Fiddle Faddle. 99 00:04:28,289 --> 00:04:30,595 Come on, little bro. You should let me train you. 100 00:04:30,639 --> 00:04:32,380 [scoffs] You? What do you know about training, 101 00:04:32,423 --> 00:04:35,034 besides teaching our old dog how to pee on my pillow? 102 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:38,342 I know everything about training. 103 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:40,344 I used to be a professional athlete. 104 00:04:40,388 --> 00:04:42,259 Yeah, but that was, like, ten years ago. 105 00:04:42,303 --> 00:04:46,002 So? I'm in better shape now than I was then. 106 00:04:46,045 --> 00:04:48,613 And I get even more dates. 107 00:04:49,658 --> 00:04:52,138 All right, fine, but if I get in better shape than you, 108 00:04:52,182 --> 00:04:53,836 I'm taking revenge for my pillow. 109 00:04:53,879 --> 00:04:56,273 My head smelled like a dog park for a month.Oh. 110 00:04:58,884 --> 00:05:01,539 Hey, Tina. We brought over some stuff for the food drive. 111 00:05:01,583 --> 00:05:03,411 Yeah, we cleaned out the whole pantry. 112 00:05:03,454 --> 00:05:05,413 If there's an earthquake, flood or zombie apocalypse, 113 00:05:05,456 --> 00:05:07,240 we're gonna have to eat Grover. 114 00:05:07,284 --> 00:05:10,200 Aw, I love Grover. 115 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,376 But you gotta do what you gotta do. 116 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:15,423 Here at Calvin's Pit Stop, 117 00:05:15,466 --> 00:05:17,990 we love supporting our community. 118 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:19,296 And take it from me, 119 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:22,865 Calvin, of Calvin's Pit Stop, 120 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:26,477 where giving back is our number one priority 121 00:05:26,521 --> 00:05:29,393 here at Calvin's Pit Stop. 122 00:05:29,437 --> 00:05:31,482 !¡Hola, mis amigos! 123 00:05:32,701 --> 00:05:37,270 Victor, what are you doing here at... Calvin's Pit Stop? 124 00:05:37,314 --> 00:05:39,316 Don't worry, Alvin. I'm just here 125 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,319 because Motor Boys loves charities. 126 00:05:42,363 --> 00:05:45,235 And what bigger charity case is there 127 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,933 than Calvin's Pit Stop? 128 00:05:50,849 --> 00:05:53,635 Well, thank you, Victor. I appreciate the plug. 129 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:56,028 It's obviously something you know a lot about, 130 00:05:56,072 --> 00:05:58,553 looking at your hair. 131 00:05:58,596 --> 00:06:00,555 Ha, ha! That is very funny. 132 00:06:00,598 --> 00:06:04,820 But believe me, this is all real. 133 00:06:04,863 --> 00:06:08,780 Just like this. Felipe! 134 00:06:09,955 --> 00:06:11,479 A $5,000 135 00:06:11,522 --> 00:06:13,306 donation to the local 136 00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,699 food pantry. 137 00:06:14,743 --> 00:06:16,353 What? 138 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:17,920 Hey, get a close-up on this check. 139 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,748 This story might actually make it on the air. 140 00:06:19,791 --> 00:06:21,445 Mr. Alvarez, 141 00:06:21,489 --> 00:06:24,579 can we get a comment from you on this generous donation? 142 00:06:24,622 --> 00:06:27,930 Sure. But today is not about me. 143 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:31,020 Today is about the community Motor Boys serves 144 00:06:31,063 --> 00:06:33,239 with the highest quality 145 00:06:33,283 --> 00:06:35,503 and the lowest prices in town. 146 00:06:35,546 --> 00:06:36,939 Can I do that again? Because I feel like 147 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:38,201 I got a hair out of place. 148 00:06:38,244 --> 00:06:41,422 Felipe, my comb! 149 00:06:44,425 --> 00:06:46,296 Come on, bro. 150 00:06:46,339 --> 00:06:47,776 [whooping] 151 00:06:48,994 --> 00:06:50,735 [groaning] 152 00:06:50,779 --> 00:06:51,997 Ah! 153 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:54,826 [groaning] 154 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:55,827 I can't go on. 155 00:06:55,871 --> 00:06:57,960 I gotta stop. I gotta stop. 156 00:06:58,003 --> 00:07:00,789 My lungs are collapsing. 157 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,269 Come on, Marty. 158 00:07:03,313 --> 00:07:04,836 We haven't even run a mile. 159 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,274 And don't think I didn't see you try to jump on that bus. 160 00:07:08,318 --> 00:07:11,103 Hey, man, I don't get it. 161 00:07:11,147 --> 00:07:12,322 You're barely even sweating. 162 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,193 Oh, I'm not sweating at all. 163 00:07:14,237 --> 00:07:17,327 This is yours from when you tried to get me to carry you. 164 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:19,547 Yeah. 165 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:20,983 Okay, man, let's just-- 166 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:22,114 let's just do some stretching to cool down. 167 00:07:22,158 --> 00:07:23,115 Oh, man, can't I just 168 00:07:23,159 --> 00:07:24,334 lie here in the grass, 169 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:25,901 and you turn the sprinklers on me? 170 00:07:25,944 --> 00:07:28,469 [groaning] 171 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:31,210 Marty? Huh? 172 00:07:31,254 --> 00:07:34,387 Take it from an elite athlete, stretching after a workout 173 00:07:34,430 --> 00:07:36,041 is the best way to prevent an injury. 174 00:07:36,085 --> 00:07:39,305 Now, come on, man, just... just do what I do. 175 00:07:39,349 --> 00:07:40,524 All right, fine. All right. 176 00:07:40,568 --> 00:07:42,526 [grunting] 177 00:07:45,355 --> 00:07:47,052 Come on! [exhales] 178 00:07:47,096 --> 00:07:48,271 Now, ah... 179 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:50,491 You gotta give yourself...[grunts] 180 00:07:50,534 --> 00:07:52,144 a full range... 181 00:07:52,188 --> 00:07:53,929 of motion. Uh-huh. 182 00:07:53,972 --> 00:07:55,670 [back cracks][groans]: No! 183 00:07:55,713 --> 00:07:58,194 What was that?Ooh, ooh-ooh, that was nothing. 184 00:07:58,237 --> 00:07:59,456 That's just a... 185 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:00,457 That's a noise that athletes make 186 00:08:00,501 --> 00:08:02,415 when we stretch. Why? 187 00:08:02,459 --> 00:08:05,244 Well, we... we also worked out our lungs, 188 00:08:05,288 --> 00:08:08,465 so we gotta stretch them, too. 189 00:08:08,509 --> 00:08:10,032 Yeah, that makes sense. 190 00:08:10,075 --> 00:08:12,513 Yeah.All right, all right, let me try. Uh... 191 00:08:12,556 --> 00:08:13,514 Okay. Uh... 192 00:08:13,557 --> 00:08:15,298 [howls]: Ooh...! 193 00:08:15,341 --> 00:08:16,821 Ooh! Ah. 194 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:18,736 I can't believe I've been doing that wrong my whole life. 195 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:21,217 [whooping] 196 00:08:21,260 --> 00:08:23,393 After all, what's the point of owning the most 197 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,917 successful auto shops in all of Southern California 198 00:08:25,961 --> 00:08:28,180 if you can't write big checks like this? 199 00:08:28,224 --> 00:08:30,705 $5,000 is a lot of money. 200 00:08:30,748 --> 00:08:33,142 No, I meant that giant check. Are you kidding me? 201 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:35,012 Those things cost, like, $100 each. 202 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,580 This is terrible. 203 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:40,236 Victor is totally stealing the spotlight from you. 204 00:08:40,279 --> 00:08:42,368 She's right, baby. We gotta do something.Yeah. 205 00:08:42,411 --> 00:08:44,675 You say the word, and I can have 50 kittens here 206 00:08:44,719 --> 00:08:46,155 in a half an hour. 207 00:08:47,722 --> 00:08:50,376 No, Dave, I got a better idea. 208 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:52,596 But if I find out he's allergic to cats, 209 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,032 it's go time. 210 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:58,297 So, Victor, you know, it's great to hear 211 00:08:58,341 --> 00:09:00,561 that we're on the same page about giving back 212 00:09:00,604 --> 00:09:01,953 to those in need. 213 00:09:01,997 --> 00:09:04,739 Absolutely, Calvin. And your gesture is proof 214 00:09:04,782 --> 00:09:08,003 that no shop is too small to make a difference. 215 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:11,789 An incredibly poquito,barely noticeable difference. 216 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:16,577 Well, since you feel that way, I think I have an idea 217 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,797 how we can make an even bigger difference. 218 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:21,059 How? 219 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,540 I propose a challenge! 220 00:09:24,672 --> 00:09:26,891 We'll both pick our best mechanic, 221 00:09:26,935 --> 00:09:30,808 and have a race to see who can build an engine the fastest. 222 00:09:30,852 --> 00:09:35,073 The loser donates another $5,000 to the food pantry. 223 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,075 Wow, another $5,000. 224 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:39,991 That's a lot of money-- for you, not for me. 225 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:43,865 It doesn't matter how much money it is 226 00:09:43,908 --> 00:09:46,650 because... because Calvin is gonna win. 227 00:09:46,694 --> 00:09:47,999 Exactly.Yeah. Which is why 228 00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:50,393 we're doubling the bet to $10,000. 229 00:09:50,436 --> 00:09:53,091 You tell 'em, Dave. Wait, whoa. What are you telling 'em? 230 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,921 It's a deal! We will see you tomorrow, Calvin. 231 00:09:56,965 --> 00:10:00,403 See you tomorrow, little guy, who needs to condition his hair. 232 00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:03,711 Felipe, we ride! 233 00:10:03,754 --> 00:10:05,538 Give me that, Felipe. 234 00:10:05,582 --> 00:10:07,192 Well, you better bring your giant pen, 235 00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,542 'cause you're gonna be writing an even bigger check tomorrow! 236 00:10:09,586 --> 00:10:11,936 'Cause I'm gonna... 237 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:14,069 No wonder these things are $100. They're really well made. 238 00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:25,167 Calvin, I can't believe you challenged him to this contest. 239 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:26,951 We can't afford $10,000. 240 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:29,388 I'm not the one that made it 10,000. 241 00:10:29,432 --> 00:10:31,564 That was Mr. Kittens over there. 242 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:35,786 It doesn't matter, Calvin, 243 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,135 because you're gonna beat this guy. 244 00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:38,746 You're the best mechanic in town. 245 00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:40,922 Yeah, and plus, you've got Norm on your team. 246 00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:42,967 He's almost as good as you. 247 00:10:43,011 --> 00:10:45,056 You know what, she's right. 248 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,536 You are good. 249 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,756 Even though you try to steal my ideas every now and then. 250 00:10:50,322 --> 00:10:52,716 So, Calvin, you ready to get this party started? 251 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,806 Since your engine probably won't. 252 00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:58,853 What do you mean, get started? 253 00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,594 Your assistant mechanic's not even here yet. 254 00:11:01,638 --> 00:11:05,555 Oh, yes, he is. But yours isn't. 255 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,253 Right, Norm? 256 00:11:09,646 --> 00:11:12,127 Seriously, Norm? 257 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,782 You'd stab me in the back after everything I taught you? 258 00:11:14,825 --> 00:11:16,697 I'm sorry, Calvin, but... 259 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:18,350 he offered me employee of the month. 260 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:22,485 You know what, fine, Victor. 261 00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:24,705 You can put up your billboards, 262 00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:27,620 steal my employees and flaunt your giant checks, 263 00:11:27,664 --> 00:11:29,448 but none of your slick tricks are gonna work, 264 00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:32,843 because I'm so good, I can beat the two of you by myself. 265 00:11:32,887 --> 00:11:35,585 Yeah, that's right, which is why we're doubling... 266 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,152 Dave, no! 267 00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:45,247 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 268 00:11:48,946 --> 00:11:50,948 [whimpers]: Oh... 269 00:11:52,384 --> 00:11:53,777 Hey! Hey! 270 00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:57,607 There's the elite athlete.[chuckles]: Here I am. 271 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,391 I'm just reading about these peas, you know. 272 00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:02,220 Oh, they're still good for you. They can stay. 273 00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:05,310 I've got to say, Malcolm, 274 00:12:05,354 --> 00:12:06,790 yesterday was tough. 275 00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,966 But I woke up feeling really good about this. 276 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:11,360 [chuckles] And it's all thanks to you, man. 277 00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:15,581 Aah! I-I am so glad you feel that way. 278 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:18,019 Okay, so what's on the schedule for today, Coach? 279 00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:20,064 A little weight training? Some cardio? 280 00:12:20,108 --> 00:12:21,631 Or find a place that has a ton of stairs. 281 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,241 You know, I'd love to get a little Rockymontage in 282 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,461 for Instagram. 283 00:12:25,504 --> 00:12:26,984 Actually, uh, M-Marty, 284 00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:29,508 maybe we should take today off. 285 00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:32,294 Because if you push too hard, you could get hurt, 286 00:12:32,337 --> 00:12:34,775 and then you'll have to walk over to the couch like this. 287 00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:38,822 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 288 00:12:38,866 --> 00:12:40,911 Hey, come on, man, I'll be fine. 289 00:12:40,955 --> 00:12:42,521 Besides, I'll never get in shape like you 290 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:43,696 by skipping workouts. 291 00:12:43,740 --> 00:12:46,656 Uh...Here... put your shoes on. 292 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:50,703 No, no-- Aah! I will see you out there. 293 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:55,839 Come on, Calvin! You can do it. 294 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:58,494 Yeah, baby! And if you run out of grease, 295 00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:00,409 there's a head full of it over there! 296 00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:04,326 Looks like Calvin's falling behind. 297 00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:07,155 Victor and Norm already have their shiny doohickey 298 00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:09,984 on their big, oily thingamabob. 299 00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:12,160 I know you don't know what you're saying, 300 00:13:12,203 --> 00:13:15,293 but it is so sexy when you talk cars. 301 00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:18,688 Calvin, I gotta say I'm impressed 302 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,255 that you're keeping up. 303 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,431 When I shut you down, you can come and work for me. 304 00:13:22,474 --> 00:13:25,608 I take two creams and one sugar. 305 00:13:25,651 --> 00:13:27,218 Not a chance. 306 00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:30,004 But if you need a job, I can always use 307 00:13:30,047 --> 00:13:32,615 one of those inflatable floppy guys out front 308 00:13:32,658 --> 00:13:34,617 doing this. 309 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:40,884 You're good at that. When I put you out of business, 310 00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:43,495 you can open a dance studio, huh? Olé. 311 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,895 Come on, Calvin. 312 00:13:51,939 --> 00:13:53,027 You can beat this guy. 313 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:55,072 This is a classic underdog story. 314 00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:57,640 Y-You're like David fighting Goliath. 315 00:13:57,683 --> 00:13:59,381 I mean, if... if Goliath 316 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,557 stole David's best shepherd at the last minute. 317 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,647 And, well, if David was actually named Calvin, 318 00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:08,042 who, coincidentally, had a best friend named Dave. 319 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:10,566 Am I crazy, or is Calvin starting to move faster? 320 00:14:10,609 --> 00:14:12,916 GEMMA: I know. It's like the more Dave bothers him, 321 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,265 the faster he works. 322 00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:16,485 Wait, I think I know what's happening. 323 00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:19,227 After all of these years of listening to Dave yapping, 324 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:21,055 Calvin's learned how to tune him out. 325 00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,274 [Gemma gasps]TINA: It's helping him focus. 326 00:14:23,318 --> 00:14:26,364 What are you talking about? I am not bothering him. 327 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,845 This is the face he makes when he is listening intently 328 00:14:28,889 --> 00:14:30,194 to everything I say. 329 00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:32,153 CALVIN: No, Dave, 330 00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:34,938 I think Tina's right. It is helping. 331 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:36,548 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 332 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:39,682 but, uh, give me all the annoying Dave you got. 333 00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:44,774 Well, that's all I needed to hear. 334 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,951 So, in the fourth grade, I sat behind Mary Wheeler, 335 00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,518 who was so tall I couldn't see the board. 336 00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:52,173 But when they moved me to the front, 337 00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:54,958 I still couldn't see, and that's when we all realized 338 00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:57,830 [laughs]: that I was blind as a bat. 339 00:14:57,874 --> 00:14:59,571 Luckily, later on... 340 00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:03,532 So most people think that the grocery store Smart and Final 341 00:15:03,575 --> 00:15:05,012 is named that because it's an excellent place 342 00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:06,535 for one-stop shopping. 343 00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:09,625 But the truth is, it's named after its founders, 344 00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:12,019 Jim Smart and H.D.... 345 00:15:12,062 --> 00:15:13,977 Final. 346 00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:16,110 [laughs] 347 00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,589 How cool is that?! 348 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:23,856 So I roll down my window and I hand the cop my license. 349 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:27,251 But I-I hear a voice that I recognize, 350 00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:28,644 and I look up, way up, 351 00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:30,820 and, you guessed it, right there, 352 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,604 it's Mary Wheeler. 353 00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:35,999 Tallest cop you've ever seen. 354 00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,870 She said she didn't recognize me, 355 00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:39,785 but I don't totally believe her. 356 00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,354 Whoo! 357 00:15:43,398 --> 00:15:45,443 Ah! Ow! 358 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,663 [groaning, whimpering] 359 00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:49,143 [Marty exhales] 360 00:15:49,186 --> 00:15:50,622 [both whooping] 361 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,841 I didn't think I was gonna make it. 362 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,321 But thank God you kept the pressure on 363 00:15:53,364 --> 00:15:54,583 with all that screaming at me. 364 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:58,979 Yeah, I'm glad it worked, 'cause I'll probably be 365 00:15:59,022 --> 00:16:01,155 screaming at you through the cool-down, too. 366 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:05,028 Oh, hey, man, thanks again for doing this. 367 00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:07,117 I never would have got started if you hadn't pushed me. 368 00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:08,249 Yeah. Bring it in. 369 00:16:08,292 --> 00:16:10,381 No. No. No, don't. You... 370 00:16:10,425 --> 00:16:14,081 [yelling] 371 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:17,345 Yeah, man, great run! 372 00:16:17,388 --> 00:16:18,737 Aah! 373 00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,088 [Malcolm chuckling] 374 00:16:21,131 --> 00:16:23,699 Oh, Marty, I'm not celebrating our run. 375 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:25,396 I'm in excruciating pain. 376 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,746 What?Ow! 377 00:16:29,313 --> 00:16:32,534 I threw my back out yesterday when we were exercising, 378 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,449 and I've been trying to hide it ever since. 379 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,711 Whoa.[groans] 380 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,843 Why didn't you say anything? 381 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:39,193 Because it's embarrassing, man. 382 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,065 I was bragging about being an elite athlete, 383 00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:43,893 and saying you were out of shape, 384 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,677 and then I get hurt stretching. 385 00:16:45,721 --> 00:16:48,071 That's like a guy calling himself a ladies' man 386 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:51,074 and, you know, taking his mama to the school dance. 387 00:16:51,118 --> 00:16:54,599 Hey, man, I didn't take her. She was a chaperone. 388 00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,082 You know what I mean. 389 00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,084 Of course I do. But you don't need to be 390 00:17:01,128 --> 00:17:03,782 embarrassed in front of me, man, I'm your brother.Yeah, but still... 391 00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,262 No "but still," Malcolm. 392 00:17:05,306 --> 00:17:08,090 If you can't be real with me, who can you be real with? 393 00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:11,051 Aw, you're right. 394 00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:14,053 You're right, little bro, I was just being dumb. 395 00:17:14,097 --> 00:17:16,578 You know what, thank you for being so cool about this, man. 396 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,187 Yeah, no problem, man. 397 00:17:18,232 --> 00:17:20,408 Let's get you inside so you can ice your back.Yeah. 398 00:17:20,451 --> 00:17:22,453 [both grunting] 399 00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:23,888 All right. 400 00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,716 And for the record, it was a Sadie Hawkins dance. 401 00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:28,546 So technically, Mama invited me.Oh... 402 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:33,073 Come on, Dave, they're neck and neck. 403 00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:34,378 GEMMA: Yeah, baby. 404 00:17:34,422 --> 00:17:36,206 Come on, you gotta Dave it up a notch.Yeah. 405 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,555 I can't. I'm exhausted. 406 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:39,644 I've told every story that Calvin's ignored 407 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:42,038 or walked away from in the last three years. 408 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:46,564 For the past 15 minutes, I even annoyed myself. 409 00:17:47,957 --> 00:17:50,002 What's the matter over there, Calvin? 410 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:52,135 Huh? You look like you're running out of steam. 411 00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:53,397 Oh, which reminds me, 412 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:55,834 sometimes I like foam milk on my latte. 413 00:17:58,054 --> 00:18:01,449 Come on, Dave, you gotta come up with something, man. 414 00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:02,928 A-Anything. What... 415 00:18:02,972 --> 00:18:05,105 what about the first time you cried at a concert? 416 00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:07,716 W-- I already told you. 417 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:10,458 Sugar Ray. Haven't you been listening? 418 00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:14,549 Come on, baby, hurry up. They're almost done. 419 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,594 I'm trying, babe, but... 420 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:19,249 I just don't think I can do it without Dave. 421 00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:21,425 Come on, Calvin, that's not true. 422 00:18:21,469 --> 00:18:23,819 Look, the reality is, 423 00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,560 is you never needed me in the first place. 424 00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:28,824 'Cause you can do this on your own. 425 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,652 You always could. 426 00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:33,959 Look, you're like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. 427 00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:36,614 She thought that she needed the Wizard's help to get home, 428 00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,138 but all she ever had to do 429 00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:41,010 was click her ruby red slippers together and believe. 430 00:18:43,012 --> 00:18:44,970 Oh, my God, he's speeding up again. 431 00:18:45,014 --> 00:18:46,494 That's it, Dave. 432 00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:48,322 That's exactly the kind of dumbass jabbering he needs. 433 00:18:48,365 --> 00:18:49,497 Go, go, go, go, go. 434 00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,368 What do you mean, jabbering? 435 00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:53,501 I was just trying to get Calvin to do... 436 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:56,808 [engine starts]...exactly that! 437 00:18:58,114 --> 00:19:00,247 Boom! You hear that? 438 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,510 That's the sound of me... 439 00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:04,033 kicking your ass! 440 00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,817 You did it, baby. Mwah! 441 00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:07,732 You did it. We knew you could. 442 00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,517 Yeah, you just dropped a house 443 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,954 on the Wicked Victor of the West. 444 00:19:13,216 --> 00:19:15,740 Well, Calvin, congratulations. 445 00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:18,352 I must admit you are a hell of a good mechanic. 446 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:19,831 And you are very patient, too. 447 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:22,094 I would have thrown a wrench at that guy an hour ago. 448 00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:26,229 So, Victor, are you gonna make good 449 00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:27,839 on that ten grand to the food pantry? 450 00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:30,842 I am a man of my word. But this isn't over. 451 00:19:30,886 --> 00:19:34,063 I'll be back for you, and your little dog, too. 452 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,067 He's not a little dog. He's my friend! 453 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,810 In fact, he's the Jim Smart to my H.D. Final! 454 00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:46,815 Hold on. I-I thought you weren't listening. 455 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,383 Oh, most of it I can block out, but actually, 456 00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:51,385 that one was pretty interesting. 457 00:19:53,865 --> 00:19:56,085 [sniffles] This is Sugar Ray all over again. 458 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:56,433 Oh, honey... 459 00:20:03,048 --> 00:20:04,789 This is so exciting. 460 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:07,009 I can't believe we're gonna be on the news. 461 00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:08,489 You guys deserve it. 462 00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,230 You raised a lot of money for charity and showed that 463 00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:11,753 sometimes the underdog can win. 464 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,972 Exactly. You know, it reminds me of 465 00:20:14,016 --> 00:20:15,713 that end-of-summer-camp talent show 466 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:17,672 when me and my ukulele squared off against... 467 00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:19,978 Okay, Dave, we've already won. 468 00:20:20,022 --> 00:20:22,242 You can stop being annoying now. 469 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,679 Ooh, there it is! 470 00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,333 We're on. Turn it up.All right. 471 00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:27,638 REPORTER: And, in a local story, 472 00:20:27,682 --> 00:20:29,640 two Pasadena auto shops 473 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,903 decided to go head-to-head for a good cause. 474 00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:33,644 All right, here it comes, here it comes. 475 00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:35,255 Regional chain Motor Boys learned not to mess 476 00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:38,388 with the little guy when neighborhood auto shop Calvin... 477 00:20:38,432 --> 00:20:40,651 [news program music plays]Oh... 478 00:20:40,695 --> 00:20:41,913 Oh, we are gonna cut away right now 479 00:20:41,957 --> 00:20:44,264 for some breaking news.What?! 480 00:20:44,307 --> 00:20:47,876 We are going live to a warehouse fire, 481 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:50,270 where firefighters have just rescued 482 00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:52,620 a litter of adorable kittens. 483 00:20:53,621 --> 00:20:56,885 Kittens! See, there's an idea. 484 00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,103 Why didn't anybody think of that?