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Thanks again, Calvin,
for helping with this.

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I have no idea
what's stuck in there.

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No problem. You know,
normally I would say

4
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this is a job
for your husband,

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but then I remembered
you're married to Dave.

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Where is he anyway?

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Band practice.

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He started one with some
of the other dads at the school.

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Oh.What's it called--

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"Earth, Wind & No Fire"?

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Uh, oh,
they bring the fire.

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Dave looks so hot up on stage.

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If I wasn't the principal,
I'd totally take my bra off

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and throw it at him.

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I feel that way
whenever Calvin fixes something.

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I wear the one with tassels
whenever it's a big job.

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[metallic clinking]Okay, all right,
I think I got it.

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Ah. It's just a spoon.

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Well, I can't leave these girls
hanging for that one,

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but good job, baby.

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[laughs]

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Hey, sweetie.
How was band practice?

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Ah, terrible. You're never
gonna believe what happened.

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Let me guess. You realized
you formed a dad band?

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No. We were
in the middle of practice

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when our lead singer Neil
blew out his vocal cords.

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Oh, no. Was he going
for the high note?

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No, a spider landed on
the microphone and he screamed.

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But you guys were supposed

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to play the school fundraiser
next week.

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You've got to find
another singer.

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Are you kidding?

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Gemma, you can't just
replace someone like Neil.

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I mean, Neil has stage
presence, he has flair.

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Plus, he's the only
dad at the school

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that actually makes
a ponytail look cool.

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Well, if it'd
help you out,

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I'd be happy
to be your lead singer.

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[gasps]You-you would?

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Oh, my God,
that's a great idea!

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Tina, you're like a
professional-level singer.

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You don't want to
embarrass yourself

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playing with a bunch
of no-talent hacks.

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No offense.

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I think it'd be fun.

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So, what do you say, Dave?

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I say congratulations.Ah!

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You are officially
the new lead singer

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of The Dadditudes.Yeah!

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[quietly]:
Dadditudes?

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Here you go, babe.

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You can use this spoon
to gag yourself.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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[playing warm-up music]

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See the cute guitarist?

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He's my boyfriend.

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Look, I'm glad that you
and Dad love each other,

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but do me a favor and
keep it to yourself.

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[scoffs]

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Hey, everyone.Sorry I'm late.

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It's not her fault.

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I was working on
the furnace at home.

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And what can I say?
Things got hot.

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Oh, seriously,

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what is it
with you married people?

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Come on, Calvin.

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The groupie section'sover here.

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Well, I'm a man, Gemma.

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I can't be called
a groupie.

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I prefer the term
"bodyguard with benefits."

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Ooh.

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Hey, so, guys,
let me introduce you

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to Tina.Tina, this is the guys.

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Brett, Phil.Hey.TINA: Hey.

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Hey, so did you get a chanceto check out the set list?

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Oh, yeah. I love the Pat
Benatar song we're doing.

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♪ You're a heartbreaker

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♪ Dream maker, love taker,don't you mess around with me. ♪

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Oh, my God, she's amazing.

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I know. If I had that
bra with the tassels

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she left by the furnace, I woulddefinitely throw it at her.

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[laughs]

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Hey, hey, little bro.
Hey.

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I hope you have not eaten,because dinner is on me.

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[chuckles]Oh, no.

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You're being nice.

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What did you do to me
that I don't know about yet?

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Will you relax?

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We are celebrating
because I got a raise today.

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But since I'min a good mood,

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don't use your shampoo.

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Wait. JPL gave you a raise

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after only being
there for a year?

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Yeah. So?

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So, I've been
there three years,

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and I haven't
gotten a raise.

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Well, why haven't you askedfor one?

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Because, man, my boss
is this weird, needy dude

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who's always trying to make
everyone his best friend.

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I'm telling you, talking to
that guy is not a good idea.

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Oh, come on, man.Just go in there

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and tell himyou deserve a raise.

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The worst thinghe can say is "no."

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Okay, but what am I supposed
to do when he's acting

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like we're "best buds"
and starts going on

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and on and on about
some problem from his life

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that I could
care less about?

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You can try what I dowhenever I'm in that situation.

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Oh. What?This.

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[band playing inside]

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♪ Oh, yeah, heartbreaker

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♪ Yeah!

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Oh, man, that
was incredible.

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I'm gonna have Gemma check
the sprinkler system,

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because we are gonna
set that gymnasium on fire!

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Forget the fundraiser.

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If we keep
playing this good,

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we could crack the
bar mitzvah circuit.

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I got to say, this...
this has really come together.

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I don't think we can sound
much better than that.

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What do you think, Tina?

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Yeah, it was good.

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Whew.

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You only thought it was good?

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Yeah, it was definitely better
than when we started.

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But you know what? There's
always room for improvement.

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Right?

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Well, yeah, absolutely.
What were you thinking?

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Or as Pat Benatar would say,
"Hit us with your best shot."

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Okay, well, for starters,

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the drums were a little
too loud on the intro,

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which at least covered the fact
that Phil was late

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for every downbeat.

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And, Dave, you know, your chord
changes were all over the place.

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You know, by the time
we got to the bridge,

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I wanted to jump off one.

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I didn't know your best shot
was gonna be such a nut shot.

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Look, we can go out there
and sound like a bunch of bums,

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or we can blow the roof
off this joint.

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Which do you want to do?

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Actually, what I want to do is

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go pick up my daughter
from soccer practice.

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Nice try, Phil. If you can
be late for my downbeats,

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you can be late for soccer.

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Hey, Jerry, you got a sec?

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There he is! Party Marty,
my bro from another mo.

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[laughs]
You know it...

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'cause you always say it.

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Come on in,
have a seat.

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Actually, I want
to keep this kind of quick...

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Hey, can I ask you a question?

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You're an expert when it comes
to the ladies, right?

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Me?

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Of course you.
With that supermodel girlfriend

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you're always telling everyone
about who lives in Canada.

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What? Oh. Right.

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Katarina. [laughs]

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Yeah, you know, I-I haven't
seen her in so long,

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it almost doesn't feel real.

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Well, me and my old lady got
into a huge fight last night.

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Wow, Jerry. I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.

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Oh, no, I don't. I meant my mom.

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She's been riding me
like crazy lately.

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"Make your bed,
pick up your clothes.

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When you go to the bathroom,
shut the door."

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[chuckles]

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Women, right? [laughs]

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So, as I was saying...

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Tell me something. Do you
and Katarina fight a lot?

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No, but that's probably
because we live so far apart

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and you know,
we don't have the same DNA.

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I wonder if that's the problem.

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My mom and I are
around each other all the time.

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Well, in that case, maybe
you should give her some space.

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You know, that's not a bad idea.

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Hey.Maybe I should
ask a friend

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if I can crash on their couch
for a couple of nights.

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There you go.Great! Marty,

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can I crash on your couch
for a couple of nights?

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Oh. Well, I...

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[stammering]Hey, thanks, man.

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You're a real friend.

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Ha-ha! I know it,

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because, again,
you always say it.

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Hey, hey.Oh, hey, Calvin.

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Uh, we need to talk.

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Look, Dave,
that's what women say

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when they want
to break up with you.

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If that's what this is,
I support your decision.

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Nice try, Calvin, but you
and I are going the distance.

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This is actually about Tina.

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What about her?

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Well, you know how
much I love her.

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And she has the
voice of an angel,

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which, last night, she used
to make our drummer cry.

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Aah. Oh, man.

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It's the church choir
all over again.

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Well, what happened
with the church choir?

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Well, first, she was so hard on
the choir director that he quit.

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So then, she became
the choir director.

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After a week, the choir quit.

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And for the next three years,
the church just played CDs.

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Man, I just had...
I had no idea

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she was gonna be
this hard on us.

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Look, Dave,
you got to understand.

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Tina takes singing seriously.

208
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Music is her passion.

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It's like me with cars,
or you with...

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well, me.

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What am I supposed to do?

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I can't kick her out of
the band. She's my friend.

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Exactly. That's why you got
to make her quit on her own.

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How am I supposed to do that?

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It's easy. You got to get Tina
to think it's her idea.

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All right? Convince her that
you guys are holding her back.

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I'm telling you, Dave,
you don't fire Beyoncé.

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You make her want to go solo.

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Okay. All right, I'll...
I'll give it a try.

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But, you know,
for the record,

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I have to say,
I think the way

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that she left Destiny's Child
was really messed up.

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Whoa. Whoa, Dave.
Dave, this...

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This is a Black neighborhood.

225
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You can't be talking
about Queen B like that.

226
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[gasps] Oh, hey, Dave.

227
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I was just getting ready
to come over for rehearsal.

228
00:10:05,495 --> 00:10:09,194
Well, actually, that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.

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I canceled rehearsal.

230
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Hey, look,

231
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if this is about me
breaking Brett's drumsticks,

232
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I said I was sorry.

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I didn't mean it,
but I said it.

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No, Tina, we're the ones who
should be apologizing to you.

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I mean, Brett,
Phil and me--

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we're just a bunch of amateurs
making you look bad.

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I mean, the truth is,
you're like Beyoncé,

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and we're just
Dadditudes' Child.

239
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Aw, come on, Dave.

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You're being too
hard on yourselves.

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We just need to
keep practicing.

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Why, Tina? What's the point?

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Your voice is
on another level.

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Both when you sing
and when you scream at us,

245
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which we deserve,
because we're straight trash.

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Okay, well, I will admit it
has been a little frustrating.

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Ah, see? I knew it.

248
00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:02,944
Gosh, you know,

249
00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:05,424
it sounds to me like there's
only one thing left to do.

250
00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:07,600
You know what, Dave?
I'm afraid you're right.

251
00:11:07,644 --> 00:11:08,863
I'm so glad you feel...

252
00:11:08,906 --> 00:11:10,865
We got to fire
Brett and Phil.

253
00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,737
Uh, wait. What?

254
00:11:13,781 --> 00:11:15,870
You said it yourself.
They're amateurs.

255
00:11:15,913 --> 00:11:17,785
Getting rid of them
is the only way

256
00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:20,091
that we're gonna get better.

257
00:11:21,484 --> 00:11:23,225
Oh, uh, Tina, that's crazy.

258
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:25,967
I'm not gonna fire
Brett and Phil.

259
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:27,708
Oh, Dave, I get it.
They're your friends,

260
00:11:27,751 --> 00:11:29,492
and you don't want to
hurt their feelings.

261
00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:31,146
So I'll do it.

262
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:34,497
I'm already used
to making Phil cry.Okay.

263
00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:36,325
No one is firing them.

264
00:11:36,368 --> 00:11:39,023
They're not the ones who are
ruining the band. You are.

265
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,156
What? Are you serious?

266
00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:43,854
So you think I'm the
problem with the band?

267
00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,639
Well, not anymore,

268
00:11:46,683 --> 00:11:48,772
because I'm kicking you out.

269
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:54,125
You kicking me out?

270
00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:57,172
This is unbelievable.

271
00:11:57,215 --> 00:11:59,827
This is like the church
choir all over again!

272
00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:02,699
Well, I don't know
what to tell you, Tina.

273
00:12:02,743 --> 00:12:04,005
You brought this on your...

274
00:12:04,048 --> 00:12:05,963
You brought this on yourself.

275
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,009
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'll tell you

276
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,098
the same thing
I told Pastor Jenkins!

277
00:12:10,141 --> 00:12:13,014
You can go to hell, Dave!

278
00:12:14,624 --> 00:12:16,278
[shouts]

279
00:12:17,975 --> 00:12:19,716
Hey, Jerry, you
haven't see my slippers

280
00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:21,022
lying around,
have you?

281
00:12:21,065 --> 00:12:22,719
You mean the fuzzy blue ones?

282
00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:23,807
Yeah.

283
00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:25,113
Sure have.

284
00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:27,463
And boy, are they cozy.

285
00:12:29,073 --> 00:12:31,206
Seriously?
You're wearing my slippers?

286
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:33,469
Oh, you don't mind, do you?

287
00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:35,471
Mom and I share
slippers all the time.

288
00:12:35,514 --> 00:12:39,910
Great. So it's kind of like
her feet have been in them, too.

289
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,828
Oh, good.

290
00:12:44,872 --> 00:12:46,874
Jerry is still here.

291
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:48,136
And look at that.

292
00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:49,964
He is wearing my robe.

293
00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:52,444
I hope that's okay.

294
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:53,881
Mine's in your
washing machine.

295
00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:56,840
By the way, I might have
broken your washing machine.

296
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:59,234
Okay, that's it. It's been three
days. You got to take your...

297
00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:03,673
You got to take another one of
those nice long baths you love.

298
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,458
After all,
you've only had two today.

299
00:13:06,502 --> 00:13:08,243
Eh, don't mind if I do.

300
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:10,811
I'm supposed to soak
my foot fungus anyway.

301
00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:16,904
So, how was your day?

302
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:19,254
Marty,
I can't take this anymore.

303
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,908
You need to kick this guy out
by tomorrow.

304
00:13:20,951 --> 00:13:22,518
But if I kick him out,
there's no way

305
00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:23,867
he's gonna give me a raise.

306
00:13:23,911 --> 00:13:25,521
JERRY:
Hey, guys,
a little help?

307
00:13:25,564 --> 00:13:27,828
I'm out of toilet
paper in here.

308
00:13:28,698 --> 00:13:30,352
You know, his mom is right.

309
00:13:30,395 --> 00:13:32,441
He really needs to learn
to close that door.

310
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,402
Oh. Hey, Dave. Hey, Gemma.

311
00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:39,796
Hi, guys.
Hi, Gemma.

312
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,886
Hi, you off-key
backstabbing guitar zero.

313
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,323
Oh, well, hello
to you, too, diva.

314
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,586
[clears throat]
I mean, Tina.

315
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,806
Oh, come on!

316
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,242
This is ridiculous.

317
00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,897
It's been two days.
You guys have got to make up.

318
00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:56,421
I know, and I usually
like a good fight,

319
00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:59,990
but not between people
I care about and... Dave.

320
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:05,300
Well, good luck performing
at your little fundraiser.

321
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:07,476
You're gonna need it
with Brett as your singer.

322
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:10,131
Actually, we're not playing
the fundraiser.

323
00:14:10,174 --> 00:14:12,524
Someone crushed
Brett's confidence so badly

324
00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:15,745
that he ran over his snare drum
with his minivan.

325
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,096
Well, that probably sounded
better than when he played it.

326
00:14:20,271 --> 00:14:21,925
Good one. You should tell that

327
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:24,319
to the next church choir
you get kicked out of.

328
00:14:25,494 --> 00:14:27,104
Oh-ho-ho!

329
00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:29,933
You know, I don't have to
stand here and listen to this!

330
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:32,805
Neither do I!
And you know what?

331
00:14:32,849 --> 00:14:34,285
You're just as mean as Beyoncé!

332
00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:37,332
[gasps]And I don't care
who hears me say it!

333
00:14:40,988 --> 00:14:43,251
Okay, this is getting
out of control.

334
00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:45,949
Dave has been awful
to be around.

335
00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:48,299
So has Tina. She's
been cranky as hell,

336
00:14:48,343 --> 00:14:51,607
stomping around,
complaining about everything.

337
00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,391
It's like I'm married to me.

338
00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:57,265
It's so stupid.
Music is supposed

339
00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:00,224
to bring people together,
not tear them apart.

340
00:15:00,268 --> 00:15:02,096
Well, we better
do something soon,

341
00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:03,445
because this could easily

342
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:06,143
turn into another
Ike and Tina situation.

343
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:09,233
And that Tina will beat
the hell out of Dave.

344
00:15:13,107 --> 00:15:15,152
Hey, Marty, good news.

345
00:15:15,196 --> 00:15:18,112
My mom just changed
her Facebook relationship status

346
00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,678
to "It's Complicated."

347
00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:22,594
Check and mate.

348
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,729
Sorry, Jerry.

349
00:15:26,772 --> 00:15:28,513
I can't talk right now.

350
00:15:28,557 --> 00:15:30,080
I'm too upset.

351
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:33,605
Boy, does this sleeping bag
smell like your foot cream.

352
00:15:34,432 --> 00:15:36,347
Oh. What's the matter, buddy?

353
00:15:36,391 --> 00:15:38,175
Hey, if this is
about the toothbrush,

354
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:40,699
I rinsed it off as soon
as I realized it was yours.

355
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:45,095
No. I just got a
call from Katarina.

356
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:47,445
She broke up with me, man.

357
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,491
[sobbing]

358
00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:53,060
What? You're kidding.No!

359
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:54,539
She said going so long

360
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:57,978
without seeing each other
made us drift apart.

361
00:15:58,021 --> 00:15:59,327
[sobbing]

362
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:00,676
I never should've left
her out of my sight

363
00:16:00,719 --> 00:16:04,549
for more than three,
maybe four nights, tops.

364
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,857
I can't believe it.

365
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,467
[sobbing]:
Oh, Jerry,

366
00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,513
you got to learn
from my mistake.

367
00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:14,168
You need to go home
to your mom right now,

368
00:16:14,211 --> 00:16:16,692
or you two may never
share slippers again.

369
00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:21,175
Are you crazy?
I can't abandon you now.

370
00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:23,568
That's not true.
You absolutely can.

371
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:27,268
No way, buddy.
I'm not going anywhere.

372
00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:29,879
After all, you know
what they say--

373
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,099
bros before mos.

374
00:16:32,142 --> 00:16:34,144
Okay, that's it, I give up.

375
00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:35,798
You got to go.What?

376
00:16:35,841 --> 00:16:38,627
You heard me, man. You're
sloppy, you're inconsiderate,

377
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,803
and you use other
people's toothbrushes!

378
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,893
I didn't even let Katarina do
that and she ain't even real!

379
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:47,940
Wow. I had no idea
I was bothering you so much.

380
00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:49,290
Why didn't you say something?

381
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,466
Because, man,
I wanted a raise,

382
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:52,597
and if I didn't
let you stay here,

383
00:16:52,641 --> 00:16:54,077
I didn't think
you'd give it to me.

384
00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:55,600
Well, that's ridiculous.

385
00:16:55,644 --> 00:16:57,428
You're one of the best engineers
on our team.

386
00:16:57,472 --> 00:16:59,082
All you have to do is ask.

387
00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,650
Really? Well, in that case,
can I have a raise?

388
00:17:01,693 --> 00:17:05,088
Oh, I didn't mean ask me.
I have no say in that.

389
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:08,177
What? Well, then who do I ask?

390
00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:09,962
No clue,
but if you figure it out,

391
00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,138
would you let me know?

392
00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:12,486
I haven't had a raise
in over five years.

393
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,966
Why the hell do you think
I live with my mom?

394
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,061
[loud electric guitar feedback]

395
00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:30,722
[operatically]:
♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪

396
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:33,116
♪ Spinning over my head

397
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,901
♪ Drowning me in your promises

398
00:17:35,945 --> 00:17:39,949
♪ Better left unsaid...

399
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,560
What are you guys doing?
Knock it off!

400
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:44,910
Yeah, you're gonna piss off
the whole neighborhood!

401
00:17:44,954 --> 00:17:46,956
Exactly. And we're
gonna keep doing it

402
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,437
until you guys get over
yourselves and make up.

403
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,091
Yeah, and you better
do it quick, Dave,

404
00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:52,396
'cause everybody's
been talking about

405
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,224
how you dissed Beyoncé.Mm-hmm.

406
00:17:56,183 --> 00:17:57,532
Well, you can play all night,

407
00:17:57,575 --> 00:17:59,621
because I've got nothing
to say to him!

408
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,536
Yeah, and even
if she did,

409
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:04,365
it wouldn't matter because
I'm not listening to her.

410
00:18:04,408 --> 00:18:06,018
Okay, all right.

411
00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:08,325
If you two aren't gonna
listen to each other,

412
00:18:08,369 --> 00:18:10,893
then I guess you're gonna have
to listen to this.

413
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:13,809
[guitar feedback]♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪

414
00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:17,595
♪ Spinning over my head...

415
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:19,945
MAN:
Shut that noise up!

416
00:18:19,989 --> 00:18:23,123
WOMAN:Yeah! Don't make me
sic my dog on you!

417
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,037
Okay, okay, guys,

418
00:18:25,081 --> 00:18:26,735
guys, just... just stop.

419
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:29,564
Okay, so what's up?
Are y'all gonna make up or what?

420
00:18:29,607 --> 00:18:31,174
Uh, 'cause Gemma and I--

421
00:18:31,218 --> 00:18:33,481
we can ruin R&B, too.Oh, yeah.

422
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,745
I don't know why
you're mad at me.

423
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,747
You're the one who kicked me
out of the band.

424
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,923
I didn't want to kick you
out of the band,

425
00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:43,795
but with the way that you were
acting, you gave me no choice.

426
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:47,234
Don't you see, Dave? I was
only trying to make us better.

427
00:18:47,277 --> 00:18:49,192
Tina, I get it, but...

428
00:18:49,236 --> 00:18:51,238
look, we're not professionals

429
00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:52,587
like you.

430
00:18:52,630 --> 00:18:54,241
We're just a bunch of dads
getting together

431
00:18:54,284 --> 00:18:55,938
to make music and have fun.

432
00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,593
I thought we were having fun,
which is...

433
00:18:58,636 --> 00:19:01,900
why it really hurt my feelings
when you kicked me out.

434
00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:07,863
But I guess maybe I hurt
some people's feelings, too.

435
00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:10,474
I'm sorry.

436
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,259
Yeah, look, I'm sorry, too.

437
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,782
I never should have tried
to trick you

438
00:19:13,825 --> 00:19:15,566
into quitting on your own.

439
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:16,915
Wait. You did what?

440
00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:19,527
I tried to tell him,
but he wouldn't listen.

441
00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:24,184
So, what do you guys say?
Are we done with this?

442
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:26,403
Yeah, of course.

443
00:19:26,447 --> 00:19:27,839
Of course.CALVIN:
Yeah.

444
00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,624
[laughing]CALVIN:
That's right.

445
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,235
All right!

446
00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:34,063
That's what
I'm talking about.

447
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:38,589
You two making beautiful
music together, a lot like this.

448
00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:40,417
[loud guitar feedback]

449
00:19:40,461 --> 00:19:43,290
WOMAN:
That's it! Go get 'em, Fluffy!

450
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:46,728
Fluffy? Ain't nobody scared
of no dog named Fluffy.

451
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,164
[dog barking]

452
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,470
Oh, damn.

453
00:19:49,513 --> 00:19:52,429
It's an ironic name.Run! Run! Run!
[shrieks]

454
00:19:58,609 --> 00:20:00,220
Only two days till
the fundraiser,

455
00:20:00,263 --> 00:20:02,134
and we're going on
after the ventriloquist,

456
00:20:02,178 --> 00:20:04,876
so you know that house is
gonna be rocking.

457
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,097
Okay, well, let's hit it.

458
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,360
And this time--
I can't believe

459
00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:14,451
I'm saying this--
with Dadditude!

460
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:15,278
BRETT:
One, two,

461
00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:16,497
three, four!

462
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,674
[playing intro
to "Heartbreaker"]

463
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:22,285
♪ Your love is like
a tidal wave ♪

464
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:25,636
♪ Spinning over my head

465
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,378
♪ Drowning me in your promises

466
00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:31,816
♪ Better left unsaid...

467
00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,255
Okay, I take it back.
Dad does look kind of cool.

468
00:20:35,298 --> 00:20:38,170
I know. It's pretty awesome
being married

469
00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:40,172
to such talented badasses.

470
00:20:40,216 --> 00:20:41,739
You ain't lying.

471
00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,611
Tina's a lucky woman.

472
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:48,572
♪ You're a heartbreaker,
dream maker ♪

473
00:20:48,616 --> 00:20:51,532
♪ Love taker,
don't you mess around with me ♪

474
00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:54,535
♪ Heartbreaker, dream maker

475
00:20:54,578 --> 00:20:57,712
♪ Love taker, don't you
mess around, no, no, no! ♪