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Girl, you are just as fine
as the day I met you.

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Huh? What's that?

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I am, too?

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You know you're not the first
car to tell me that, right?

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Whoo!

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That is
one sweet ride, Calvin.

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That is a she,
and she has a name.

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Dave, meet Angelique.

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Angelique, ignore Dave.

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Man, did you just get it?
I mean her.

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I mean Angelique.

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Sorry, ma'am.

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No. I keep her at the shop
'cause Tina gets jealous.

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She doesn't like how
I take my wedding ring off

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to wash her.

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Well, who could blame her?

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I mean, look at
these curves. Whoa.

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Now I see who taught
that to Grover.

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Look, I just can't have
any fingerprints on her.

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We're going to a car show
in Nevada tomorrow,

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and she has to look perfect.Cool.

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Well, are Tina and the boys
going with you?

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Nah. Tina and Malcolm
weren't interested,

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and Marty said he'd only go

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if they had a replica
of the Batmobile.

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Well, if you want some company,
I'd love to go with you.

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Really?

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I didn't know
you were a car guy, Dave.

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Oh, I'm not,
but I love a good road trip.

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The camaraderie, the scenery,

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joining the ranks
of fellow travelers

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as they heed the call
of the open road.

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Oh, yeah, I love yelling
at other drivers, too.

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Okay, great.
Well, then it's settled.

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Ooh, I forgot to ask.

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Uh, is it a day trip,
or are we staying overnight?

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Just a day.

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I get it. You don't
want Tina knowing

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that you're staying overnight
with, uh, Angelique.

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No.

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I don't want to stay
overnight with you.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Hey, Ma. Where's Pop?

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Where do you think?Still out front

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fooling around withthat hussy car.

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Oh, come on, now,
please don't tell me

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you're actually jealous
of Angelique.

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Of course not.I'm just annoyed

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that he spendsso much time with her

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he's letting everything elseslide around here.

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Oh, well, see,
that makes more sense.

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But if he says her namein his sleep one more time,

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I'm slashing that ho's tires.

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Hey, hey.

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Mmm, something smells good.

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Don't come in hereacting all innocent.

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I know where you been.[chuckles]

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So, Pop, you all set
for the car show tomorrow?

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Yep. Turns out
Dave's gonna come with me.

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Oh, no.That poor, poor man.

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What are you two talking about?

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Baby, I love you,but when it comes to road trips,

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you are a monster.

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Yeah, not like
a cute, fuzzy Muppet monster.

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You're more like
a "hide your wife,

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hide your kids"
type monster.

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You know, you keep talking,

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I'll be a "raise your
damn rent" monster.

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Calvin, your problem is that
all you care about is

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getting wherever you're going
as fast as possible.

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Yeah, and you never
let us stop for any food

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or see any sights,
and you only give us

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one bathroom
break per state.

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Uh, that's on you.

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I always tell y'all to stopdrinking water the night before.

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Oh, you're right.

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Nothing screams"family vacation"

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more than dehydration
and a bladder infection.

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I just hope Dave knows
what he's in for.

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[chuckles] I'll tell you
what he's in for.

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The road trip of his life.

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Ooh, which reminds me,

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I need to text him to tell him
to stop drinking water now.

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How you put this
on all caps?

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[knock on door]

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Hey, Tina.

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Hey, Gemma. What's up?Nothing much.
I just figured

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since the guys are on the road,
Grover's at a play date,

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maybe you and I
could go and take a yoga class.

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Oh, I'm doing yoga right now.

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This pose is called
"sitting on my ass relaxing."

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[chuckles]

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Hey, did you get
new curtain rods?

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Yeah, a month ago.

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Then why aren't they up?

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Because Calvin's been too busyworking on his damn car.

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Oh, Angelique.
Dave told me about her.

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Tramp city.
Mm.

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And don't let
that hard body fool you.

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Those aren't the headlights
she was born with.

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Well, if Calvin's been
too busy to put them up,

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Why don't we do it?

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Nah.
You know, Calvin always says

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tools are his department;
you know how men are.

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Yeah, but just because
they think that

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doesn't make it true.

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Oh, I know, but if
it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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And if it does break,
let your husband do it.

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Come on, Tina, we can do this.

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It's not like we don't know
how to use a screwdriver

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or a hammer or one of those
twisty-turny thingies.

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It's okay. I'll just wait
for Calvin to take care of it.

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All right.

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I'm just saying,
if Angelique needed curtains,

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I bet they'd be up.

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Damn it, I'm not
gonna let that heifer

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get curtains before I do.

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I'm in.

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Great, let's get started.

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Give me ten more minutes.

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I still got to finish
my yoga class.

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This is the best.

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It's great, right?
We're making great time,

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and I already
got to yell at one fool.

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I told you I'm sorry.

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I just wanted to see
what else was on the radio.

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Hey, you know
what'd be fun?

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I was looking at the map,

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and there's all thesecool places that we...Nope.

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I know, but we would
get to see...

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Nope.Are you even gonna
let me finish?

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Nope.

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Calvin, isn't the point
of a road trip

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to stop and see all
the cool things along the way?

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No. The point is to
get to where you're going

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as fast as possible
without any games,

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food or stopping.

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I mean, why don't more people
know how to have fun?

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Okay, but if you just rush
from point A to point B,

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you're missing out
on half the adventure.

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Stopping to look at
a bunch of boring stuff

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is not an adventure.

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It's a waste of time.

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Okay. Calvin, you're wrong.

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When Gemma, Grover and I drove
from Michigan to California,

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we saw all kinds
of amazing things.

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The world's biggest
rocking chair, a UFO museum.

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Oh, you know what?
Check this out.

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That is me eating
a corn dog next to

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the world's largest
ketchup bottle.

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Wow, that's actually
pretty cool.

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I know, isn't it?Nope.

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Okay, Calvin,
we're coming up on Route 66.

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It is the most iconic road
in America.

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There are tons of interesting
things to see there.

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Let's just take
a little detour.

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Ah, I don't know, man.

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Trust me, it'll be worth it.

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It's like they say:

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it's about the journey,
not the destination.

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Fine, but I guarantee you,
whoever said that

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was either on his way
to the dentist,

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his mother-in-law's house,
or to visit you.

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All right, that's it.
How do they look?

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Great. They're perfectly even.

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I don't know. I think that
bracket's higher than this one.

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No, not those.
I'm talking about your booty.

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From back here,
you look less like a Gemma

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and more like a J.Lo.[chuckles]

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Aw, I know you can't see it,
but my cheeks are blushing.

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[both chuckling]

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All right, all that's left
is to put the rod up.

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You want to do the honors?Oh, sure.

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Okay, okay.
Just hand it up to me.

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Ooh, I cannot wait to see
the look on Calvin's face...

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Well, on the bright side,
we both have great butts.

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Come on, Dave, hurry up.

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How much longer you gonna take?

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DAVE:
Stop rushing me.

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You said I get one
bathroom break per state.

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That's right.

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And you used it up
when we stopped at

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that Old West ghost town.

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No, I did not.

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I started to worry
that the bathroom was haunted,

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and I got pee shy.

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Okay, so you didn't like
the ghost town,

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but I bet you're gonna like
this next stop.

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I bet I will, too.

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All right, that's the spirit.

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Because it's gonna be
the car show.

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[engine starts]

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But we're gonna drive
right past

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the world's biggest bucket,
and, Calvin,

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that is right at the top
of my bucket list.

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Well, it's gonna have to wait,
because from now on,

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we're not making any more stops.

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[engine revving]

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What's wrong?

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The wheels are spinning
in the sand.

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00:09:02,519 --> 00:09:03,955
I hope it's not quicksand.

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00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:05,609
That's what got
the ghost town's deputy.

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[groans]:
Ah.

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We're dug in.
I hope you're happy.

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00:09:12,398 --> 00:09:14,618
No, I'm not happy.

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Although I am definitely happier
than the lizard I splashed.

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All right, let's try it
one more time.

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All right, well,
just give me a minute.

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What are you doing?

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I'm focusing my energy.

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00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:39,121
It's-it's a karate technique
I use when I break boards.

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00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:42,080
Or to keep me from crying
when the board hurts my hand.

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Whatever.

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Just push the damn car,
Cobra Kai.

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Okay, you ready?

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One, two, three.

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Damn it. We're stuck.

219
00:10:00,446 --> 00:10:02,710
You know, this is
all your fault.

220
00:10:02,753 --> 00:10:05,495
Well, come on, Calvin, there's
got to be something we can do.

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00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,192
I guess we can try
wedging something

222
00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,891
under the tire to see
if we can get some traction.

223
00:10:09,934 --> 00:10:11,588
You mean like
a piece of wood?

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00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:13,459
No, like you.

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00:10:13,503 --> 00:10:17,115
Okay, look, this is not
a big deal. We'll just--

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We'll call a tow truck,
and I'm sure we'll be

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back on the road
in half an hour.

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00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:23,165
[breathing deeply]

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00:10:24,819 --> 00:10:26,908
Why are you focusing
your energy again?

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00:10:26,951 --> 00:10:28,649
Well, because I have
no cell service,

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and I'm preparing myself
to be wedged under a tire.

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00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:37,005
Great, I have
no reception, either.

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00:10:37,048 --> 00:10:39,660
See, this is what I get
for listening to you.

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"It'll be fun."
"It's all about the journey."

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"Oh, no,
I'm alone in the desert."

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00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:47,711
I never said that.

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00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,017
Well, you're about to.

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[drill whirring]Okay, almost done.

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Are those bars
as heavy as they look?

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00:10:59,114 --> 00:11:00,942
Not for me;
my arms are ripped.

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00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:03,292
Grover was a fat baby.[chuckles]

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00:11:03,335 --> 00:11:07,165
Okay, let's
take them down.

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00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,341
[whoops, sighs]
Ooh. There.

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00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:11,256
That wasn't so hard.

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00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:14,390
Too bad that jerk at the
hardware store can't see us now.

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00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:17,436
I know. Asking us
over and over again,

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00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,221
"You sure you know
what you're doing?

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00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:21,049
Are you sure you know
what you're doing?"

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00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:23,225
[stammers] Yeah, buddy.
You think you're all that

250
00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,835
just because
they put you in charge

251
00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,011
of the key-making section?

252
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:29,753
And also, if they don't make
a vest in your size,

253
00:11:29,797 --> 00:11:31,320
don't wear one, okay?

254
00:11:31,363 --> 00:11:33,148
Just don't wear it.
Know what I mean?

255
00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:35,759
[laughs]Hey. What's going on here?

256
00:11:35,803 --> 00:11:37,021
We accidentally broke
the window,

257
00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:38,544
so we're replacing the glass.

258
00:11:38,588 --> 00:11:41,069
Oh. You sure you know
what you're doing?

259
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,467
Why? Because we're women?

260
00:11:48,511 --> 00:11:50,121
What? No.

261
00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:52,341
I was just wondering
if you guys needed any help.

262
00:11:52,384 --> 00:11:55,692
Oh, so now you're just
gonna mansplain it to us?

263
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:59,740
Actually, Mom,
mansplaining is when somebody...

264
00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:03,526
Oh! [stammers] S-So now you
mansplaining mansplaining?

265
00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:05,441
GEMMA:
Yeah, you know,

266
00:12:05,484 --> 00:12:08,444
why don't you just go back
to aisle ten and make some keys?

267
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,403
Okay?

268
00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:15,581
Uh, okay. Well, since you guys

269
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,583
obviously got this,
I'm-a go get a snack.

270
00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:20,108
Yeah, you do that.Yeah, get back in the kitchen
where you belong.

271
00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,768
Okay, girl.
I think we are finally ready

272
00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:29,247
to put the new glass in.

273
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,858
Yay.
[laughs]

274
00:12:30,901 --> 00:12:31,989
Here we go.

275
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,992
Okay. Eh...All right. Uh...

276
00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:36,298
There-- Ooh.
Ooh, ooh.

277
00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:37,647
Ooh.
[gasps]
Oh, my gosh. Look at that.

278
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:40,041
Perfect fit.

279
00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:42,739
Damn straight. Good as new.

280
00:12:42,783 --> 00:12:44,306
[gasps]

281
00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:49,354
Oh, what happened?

282
00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:52,270
What does it look like?!
We're putting up curtains!

283
00:12:57,972 --> 00:13:01,192
Come on, Calvin, you haven't
spoken to me in an hour.

284
00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:03,629
It's not my fault
I had to go pee.

285
00:13:03,673 --> 00:13:05,893
Look me in the eye and tell me

286
00:13:05,936 --> 00:13:09,157
that you didn't sneak a drink
at that ghost town saloon.

287
00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:13,335
The sign said,
"World's coldest lemonade."

288
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,816
Oh, God.You'd have to be crazy
to pass that up!

289
00:13:15,859 --> 00:13:18,514
I'll tell you what's crazy,

290
00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:21,647
is that I ever thought it was
a good idea to bring you along.

291
00:13:21,691 --> 00:13:23,649
Wow, Calvin.

292
00:13:23,693 --> 00:13:26,348
That's even colder
than the lemonade.

293
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:29,873
Finally, here comes a car.

294
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,049
W-What are you doing?

295
00:13:32,093 --> 00:13:33,355
I'm waving this guy down

296
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:34,747
so I can get a ride
to the gas station.

297
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:36,053
Are you kidding?
You can't just

298
00:13:36,097 --> 00:13:37,315
get into a car
with some stranger.

299
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,926
He could be
some kind of weirdo.

300
00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:42,059
Dave, I've been in the car
with a weirdo all day.

301
00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:45,323
Yeah. And look
where it's got you.

302
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,201
Look, man, are you
coming or what?

303
00:13:53,244 --> 00:13:55,768
Uh-uh, no way.
That lemonade was good,

304
00:13:55,811 --> 00:13:58,293
but I don't want it to be
the last thing I ever drink.

305
00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:01,557
Fine. But if you see me
coming back smiling at you,

306
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,298
it's a mirage.

307
00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:09,434
Hey, uh,
thanks for stopping.

308
00:14:09,478 --> 00:14:11,828
No problem. Where you headed?

309
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:13,786
Oh, just to
the next gas station.

310
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:15,005
I'm Calvin.

311
00:14:15,049 --> 00:14:17,399
Clem. Nice to meet you.

312
00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:23,840
Good thing I drove by,

313
00:14:23,884 --> 00:14:26,756
'cause it is not safe for you
to be out here all by yourself.

314
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:30,325
I-I wasn't by myself.
I was with my friend.

315
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:33,589
Oh, good. You saw him, too.

316
00:14:44,992 --> 00:14:47,690
Okay, that's it.

317
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,126
I think we got it this time.

318
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:50,475
Here, let me test it.

319
00:14:50,519 --> 00:14:52,477
No, no, no! I'll do it.

320
00:14:52,521 --> 00:14:54,305
You got those
freaky strong baby muscles.

321
00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:02,444
Well, there you go.
Solid as a rock.

322
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,707
Yeah. Suck it,
Mr. Teeny Tiny Vest Man.

323
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:05,838
Ah, yes!

324
00:15:07,797 --> 00:15:10,278
Hey, look at that.
You guys fixed the window.

325
00:15:10,321 --> 00:15:11,975
Hell yeah, we did.

326
00:15:12,019 --> 00:15:14,412
Two times.

327
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,762
Okay, well, I got to say,
I am impressed.

328
00:15:16,806 --> 00:15:19,983
More importantly,your father will be, too.That's right.

329
00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:21,942
And now he's gonna know that
she doesn't have to sit around

330
00:15:21,985 --> 00:15:24,422
waiting for him to get things
done around here.

331
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,685
[chuckles]
That is a good point.

332
00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:28,165
In fact,
he'll probably expect you

333
00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:29,775
to do all the stuff
he hasn't gotten to.

334
00:15:29,819 --> 00:15:31,125
Yep. And if he's smart enough,
he'll def--

335
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:33,561
Wait, what?

336
00:15:35,085 --> 00:15:37,696
And, I mean, you got all kinds
of projects around here, Ma.

337
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,785
The closet door
that sticks.

338
00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:41,918
Oh, the clunking sound
in the dryer.

339
00:15:41,962 --> 00:15:43,615
That leaky bathroom faucet.

340
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:46,270
Uh, no problem. Tina can do
that stuff in her sleep.

341
00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:48,316
Yeah, you're right.

342
00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:51,101
I could.
But I'd rather make Calvin.

343
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,935
I didn't get married
to do this kind of work.

344
00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:04,288
[banjo music playing]

345
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,341
So, I'm guessing
that was your car

346
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:15,256
by the side of the
road back there.

347
00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:18,476
Uh, yeah. We got dug in
when my friend made us pull over

348
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,522
so he could use the bathroom.

349
00:16:20,565 --> 00:16:23,351
Well, she's a beauty.

350
00:16:23,394 --> 00:16:26,310
Oh, thanks.
I call her Angelique.

351
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:28,269
Really?

352
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:30,749
She told me her
name was Mona.

353
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,057
Wait.

354
00:16:34,101 --> 00:16:36,494
You thought my car
was talking to you?

355
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:40,585
Well, either your car was
talking to me or I'm crazy.

356
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,546
[chuckles]
Good point.

357
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:49,899
[chuckles]: Ah, wow,
still-still no reception.

358
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,598
Oh, yeah, we are
all alone out here.

359
00:16:53,642 --> 00:16:56,166
It's what I call
a real dead zone.

360
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,343
Y-You mean because
of the cell service, right?

361
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:03,130
Hmm. I never
thought of that.

362
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,307
You know, Calvin,

363
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:08,222
I think you and I
could be friends.

364
00:17:08,264 --> 00:17:09,484
Do you like basements?

365
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,096
No, no. I'm, uh,

366
00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:15,793
I'm more of a wide-open
spaces kind of guy.

367
00:17:15,838 --> 00:17:18,536
Well, you're in luck,
'cause my house

368
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,452
is out in the
middle of nowhere.

369
00:17:21,495 --> 00:17:24,715
Great place to visit if you ever
just want to disappear.

370
00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:30,896
[chuckles]
Well, uh, no, thank you.

371
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:32,507
Hey, I'd miss
my wife too much

372
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:36,337
and my two sons
who are both Navy SEALs.

373
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,472
Sounds like you have
a beautiful family.

374
00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:45,128
Well, thanks. Do you have one?

375
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:49,306
Yeah. Unfortunately,
they're scattered everywhere.

376
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:52,831
Okay, you know, uh,
I appreciate the ride, but, uh,

377
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:55,312
you know what, why don't
you just let me out here?

378
00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:58,663
Why? We were just about to tell
each other our darkest secrets.

379
00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:00,665
And mine's a doozy.

380
00:18:02,754 --> 00:18:05,583
No, uh, seriously, man,
uh, let-let me out.

381
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,324
Sorry, Calvin. No can do.

382
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:09,413
Uh, no, I am serious.

383
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:12,068
Let me out this truck
or else, man.

384
00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:13,504
Or else what?

385
00:18:13,548 --> 00:18:15,550
Or I'll scatter you!

386
00:18:15,593 --> 00:18:17,247
[both scream, tires screech]

387
00:18:22,252 --> 00:18:24,254
[truck driving off]

388
00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,735
That's right, you better
drive away, buster!

389
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:29,216
Yeah, and stop talking
to strangers' cars!

390
00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,000
She don't know you!

391
00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:35,178
You okay?

392
00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:38,573
Yeah, man, how about you?
You hit that window pretty hard.

393
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:41,141
I'm fine. But if we pass
the world's biggest aspirin,

394
00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:42,664
we're gonna stop
and I'm gonna take it.

395
00:18:44,579 --> 00:18:46,537
[laughs]: Hey, man, you
should've seen that guy's face

396
00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:48,800
when you popped up like that.

397
00:18:48,844 --> 00:18:50,585
You scared the hell out of him.[chuckles]

398
00:18:50,628 --> 00:18:53,631
Well, I think
I heard two screams.

399
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,460
Yeah, that-that, that's
how much you scared him.

400
00:18:58,506 --> 00:19:01,204
Hey, look, man,
I-I'm just happy you're okay.

401
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:02,466
If something would've
happened to you,

402
00:19:02,510 --> 00:19:03,685
it would've been all my fault.

403
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,078
Nah, it would've
been on me, too.

404
00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:09,299
I mean, white guy,
middle of the desert,

405
00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:11,432
picking up a Black dude?

406
00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:12,955
All the signs were there.

407
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:17,481
Well, I appreciate it,
but you were right, you know.

408
00:19:17,525 --> 00:19:19,614
I never should've made you
take this stupid detour.

409
00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:23,357
Well, actually,
I don't know about that.

410
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,749
Really?

411
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,490
Yeah.
I mean, uh, think about it.

412
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,275
You weren't wrong.

413
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:30,190
I mean, the journey

414
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:33,280
was definitely more interesting
than the destination.

415
00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:37,371
Well, it was
a hell of an adventure.

416
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:40,765
Yeah, man. And think about
the great story this will make.

417
00:19:40,809 --> 00:19:44,465
Getting stranded in the desert,
almost being kidnapped,

418
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:47,337
me saving you from a maniac.

419
00:19:48,643 --> 00:19:50,906
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who saved you.

420
00:19:50,949 --> 00:19:53,778
Well, you tell your story,
I'll tell mine.

421
00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:06,313
Wow, Calvin,
this trophy is amazing.

422
00:20:06,356 --> 00:20:08,271
Where are you gonna put it?

423
00:20:08,315 --> 00:20:12,275
Under a blanket in the garage,
because if Tina finds it,

424
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,669
it's going straight through
Angelique's windshield.

425
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:19,282
Well, thanks again
for bringing me along.

426
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,720
I can honestly say this has been
the best road trip of all time.

427
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,549
I couldn't agree more.

428
00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:27,247
[all screaming]

429
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:29,988
[gasps]

430
00:20:30,032 --> 00:20:32,861
My gosh, Calvin,
I just had the craziest dream.

431
00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:36,256
That's funny. With me, the crazy
stuff happens when I'm awake.

432
00:20:37,257 --> 00:20:39,476
No...!

433
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,261
[gasps]

434
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:42,740
[sighs]

435
00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:48,616
Hey, you're right.

436
00:20:48,659 --> 00:20:50,966
This is the world's
coldest lemonade.

437
00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:56,276
[shouts] Brain freeze!
Take the wheel!

438
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:05,850
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439
00:21:05,894 --> 00:21:10,115
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440
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