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Here you go, Miss Kim.
Fresh off the griddle.

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Thank you, Dave.

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I'm so glad you decided
to run against Isaiah Evans.

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That man plays dirty.

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Mm-hmm.

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And I know,
'cause I play dirty, too.

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Okay, well, that'’s, uh...

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tha-that's good to know.

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If you want something good...

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[whispers]:
come by my house tonight.

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Bring the maple syrup.

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Careful, Dave.

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She made that
same offer to Marty

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when he ran
for student council.

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Really?

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Poor kid hasn't

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eaten a pancake since.

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Hey, I got to say,

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this turnout is better
than I expected.

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I know. People are really
starting to listen to my ideas.

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Budget reform, zoning
regulations, traffic abatement.

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Yeah, I'’ve heard them.

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That'’s why I said it's a better
turnout than I expected.

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DAVE:
Cal, look, it's Isaiah.

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What's he doing here?

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If he's trying to get
old Miss Kim's vote,

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he can have it.

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Hey, Dave Johnson,
Calvin Butler.

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How you two doing this morning?

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How does it look
like we'’re doing?

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All these people here are
to support my boy, Dave.

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Yeah, and it'’s
because of my ideas,

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not my signature
smiley-face pancakes.

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Hey, when I win,

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maybe I'll appoint you

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Secretary of Flapjacks.
[laughs]

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What-what are you doing here,
besides getting Dave's hopes up

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for a fake pancake job?

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Look, I just stopped by
to wish him

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best of luck
at the debate tonight.

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What debate tonight?

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The one I challenged you to
a month ago.

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You didn'’t challenge me
to any debate.

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I didn'’t?

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Oh.

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Hold up, let me check my e-mail.

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[Isaiah mutters]

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Ah, my bad.

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I forgot to press send.

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[phone whooshes]

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No, no, I can'’t
believe you.

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This is just another
one of your dirty tri...[phone vibrates]

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Hold on, I'’m getting an e-mail.

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Damn it!

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What the hell, Isaiah?

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You can't challenge him
to a debate on the same day,

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and expect him to show up.

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Mm.

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Well, that'’s too bad.

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There'’s gonna be
a lot of people there.

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And if you don'’t show up,

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you'’re gonna look like a coward.

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See you tonight, Secretary.

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Calvin, what am I
supposed to do?

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This is a disaster.

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I don't know, I mean,

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whether it's Isaiah
or Miss Kim,

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you gonna get
a spanking tonight.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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I can'’t believe this.
How could IsaiahUgh.

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ambush me with a debate?

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Ooh, it makes me so mad.
When stuff like this happens,

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it makes me want
to fight for Dave.

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Don'’t worry, you are.

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You'’re doing everything
you can to help him win.

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No, I mean literally fight.

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I want to punch Isaiah
in the face

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till I can'’t feel
my hand anymore.

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I told you, Tina, that girlgot some hood in her.

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Guys.

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What am I supposed to do?
I need at least a month

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to prepare for a debate,
not six hours.

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Actually, it'’s four hours.

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Damn it!

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Now my watch is broken, too.

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Sweetie, don'’t worry.

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You have got
a million great ideas.

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You are gonna get up there and
you're gonna knock them dead.

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Oh, okay, yeah,may-maybe you'’re right.

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You know, firstI'll-I'’ll warm them up

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with my plans for schoolfunding and then...Yeah.

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then I'll hit them
with my parks safety initiative

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and then... and then
I'll blow them away

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with my... with my community
recycling project.

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Ooh, they will notsee that coming.All right!

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What do you guys think?

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Um, it'’s a little...

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Boring as hell.

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Look, Dave, the community
needs a guy like you,

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but if you want to win
over voters around here,

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you're gonna have
to give them a show.

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What part of
"Neighborhood Composting Club"

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doesn'’t scream

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"showtime"?

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Uh, Dave, Isaiah may not
have much substance,

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but he knows
how to work a crowd.

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If you want to compete with him,you got to bring the heat.

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Yeah, you got to be less
mayonnaise and more hot sauce.

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What'’s wrong
with mayonnaise?

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It's what brings
a baloney sandwich to life.

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Trust me, you're
gonna need to add

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a little flash
and a little swag.

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If you want to talk
about school funding...

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How about this?

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We got to fund schools...

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or graduate fools!

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Whoa, okay... that was
actually really good.

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Yeah, did you justcome up with that?

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I'’m like a dragon, guys--
I just spit fire.

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Okay, well, come on, man.

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Burn my village down.

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Okay.

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All right,
check this out.

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We can'’t be safe
in the park,

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if it'’s too damn dark.

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Ooh!

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Or recycle your trash,

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and we'’ll give you some cash.

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But that one'’s not true.

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Doesn'’t matter, it rhymes.

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I'’m sold.

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Isaiah'’s going down tonight.Oh, oh!

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That'’s what I'm talking
about, baby-- give me some.

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Yeah!
Yuck!

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How do you always do
it where your knuckle

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goes right in
between mine?

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♪ The neighborhood will be
saved if you vote for Dave ♪

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♪ He'’s bringing policies
that you all should crave ♪

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♪ Polls open at 8:00,
so don'’t be late ♪

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♪ Just vote for Dave,
it'’s gonna be great, hey ♪

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♪ Vote for Dave, got to vote for
Dave, yeah-yeah, vote for Dave ♪

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♪ You got to vote for Dave... Marty, Marty?

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What the hell are you doing?

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Besides ruining hip-hop
for a nine-year-old?

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We-We were doing a livestream
to encourage young people

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to get out and vote for Dave.

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Oh, okay, well,
how many viewers you got?

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Three.

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And they'’re saying you ruined
hip-hop for them, too.

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All right, look, look,
I like what you'’re going for,

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but if you'’re trying
to get eyes on your video,

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you'’re going about this
the wrong way.

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Look, I know what you're
gonna say, Malcolm,

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but I'’m not taking my top off.

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No, man.

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Listen, there's only
one surefire way

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to get lots of attention online.

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Okay, and what's that?

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To film yourself doing something

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incredibly stupid,
and if you get hurt doing it,

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it could go viral.

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Marty'’s rapping
definitely hurt me.

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Yeah, well, I'’m talking about
one of those online stunts--

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you know, like riding down
the stairs in a shopping cart

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or jumping off a roof
into a swimming pool.

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I'’ve seen these videos
where people eat

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really hot peppers--
they'’re awesome.

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Great idea.
Yeah,

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we can do that while
we tell people to vote for Dave.

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Well, all right, I'’m in!

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Okay.

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But our three viewers say

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you should definitely
keep your shirt on.

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Ooh!

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[laughs]
Dave Johnson.

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[sharp inhale]
Nice suit.

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I've never seen someone so...

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dull look so sharp.

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You won't be seeing anything
with your eyes swollen shut.

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No, no, easy, Gemma, easy.

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Now let's go inside.

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Damn, Calvin, you were right,
she hood as hell.

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I got to admit, Dave,
I didn'’t think you'd show up.

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If I would'’ve
known I would've

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brought my PJs and a pillow.

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[snores]
Oh, it's you.

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[laughs]

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Well, I hope you'’re ready
for a bedtime snack, because...

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I'’m working with some
pretty spicy mayo tonight.

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Oh, yeah,
this baloney sandwich

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got flavor you can savor.

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You know what, give him
a taste of that spicy spread.

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We got to fund the schools

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or graduate fools.

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Facts!

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We can'’t be safe in the park

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if it'’s too damn dark.

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Ooh! Goosebumps.

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If you recycle your trash,

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we will give you some cash.

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Oh, give me a bite
of that baloney sandwich.

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All right, all right, Johnson,
it sounds like

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we are gonna have
some fun up there, hmm.

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Ooh, and, Calvin,

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enjoy your mouthful
of Dave'’s baloney.

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Hi, Pasadena, I'’m Marty Butler
and don't worry,

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I'm keeping my shirt on.Mm-hmm.

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And I am Malcolm Butlerand we are here on behalf

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of Dave Johnsonfor city council.

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And to show you how far we'’re
willing to go to get your vote,

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we'’re both gonna eat these
tombstone ghost peppers--

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aka one of the hottest
peppers in the world.

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That is right,and these bad boys

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are, like, ten timeshotter than a jalapeño.

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Yeah, try 600.

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Say what now?

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Whoa, this is gonna be even
stupider than I thought.

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What, you said,
like, 600?

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That'’s right, and we're
doing it all for Dave Johnson.

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On three-- one...

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Okay, here we go.two...

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I can do this!three!

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Oh, I can'’t do it!

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What? Malcolm, what the hell?

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We were both supposed
to do it...

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[demonic voice]:
Oh God, it'’s starting!

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen,

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if everyone will please
take their seats,

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we're ready to begin.

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Councilman Evans,
would you like to start

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with your opening statement?

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Thank you.

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Now, y'all know me.

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[crowd murmuring]

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You know that I care deeply

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about the issues
that affect our community.

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[crowd murmuring]And there is no issue

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that I care about more

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about than the education
of our children.

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That's why I've always said

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You got to fund the schools,

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or graduate fools.

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[crowd cheers, applauds]

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What?!

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Calvin, that was your line.

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I know, right?

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Goosebumps.

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My people, can we talk?

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[crowd murmuring]

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Now tell me,
is this a safe space?

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[crowd murmuring]

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You know what else
I'd like to make safe?

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The park.

255
00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:22,033
Because you can'’t be safe
in the park

256
00:10:22,077 --> 00:10:24,035
if it'’s too damn dark.

257
00:10:24,079 --> 00:10:26,864
Huh?[cheering and applause]

258
00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:30,781
That is my line.
You stole my li...

259
00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:33,349
You'’re clapping for me
and you don'’t know it.

260
00:10:33,392 --> 00:10:35,133
Wow.

261
00:10:35,177 --> 00:10:37,092
That is... that is sad,

262
00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,008
saying that I recycled
his line. [chuckles]

263
00:10:40,051 --> 00:10:42,532
But while we are on
the topic of recycling,

264
00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:43,794
you know what I've always said.

265
00:10:44,882 --> 00:10:47,319
If you recycle your trash,

266
00:10:47,363 --> 00:10:50,148
I will give you some cash!

267
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,760
[cheering]

268
00:10:54,936 --> 00:10:57,373
That's it, Isaiah.

269
00:10:57,416 --> 00:11:00,942
My fist is about to vote
for your face!

270
00:11:00,985 --> 00:11:02,334
Don't worry, Dave.
I got him.

271
00:11:02,378 --> 00:11:04,032
Hey, baldy!

272
00:11:04,075 --> 00:11:05,773
We'll see you
in the parking lot.

273
00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:11,909
What am I supposed to do?
He stole all my lines.

274
00:11:11,953 --> 00:11:13,476
Look, don'’t worry, I got a plan.

275
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:14,738
Okay, well, what is it?

276
00:11:14,782 --> 00:11:16,697
Okay, so I don'’t have a plan.

277
00:11:17,741 --> 00:11:19,134
But the good news is

278
00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,570
is neither does Isaiah.

279
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,224
He just used up
all our catchphrases,

280
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:24,705
which means from this point on,
he'’s got nothing.

281
00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:26,532
ISAIAH:
Now, uh,

282
00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:28,404
that little commotion
certainly was entertaining,

283
00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:29,710
was it not?

284
00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,668
But I tell you what,

285
00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:33,626
it's not as entertaining
as this. Hit it!

286
00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:35,628
[dance music playing]

287
00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:38,022
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoo

288
00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,763
♪ It'’s too damn dark ♪

289
00:11:39,807 --> 00:11:41,983
♪ We got to light that park

290
00:11:42,026 --> 00:11:45,334
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
we got to light the park ♪

291
00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,162
♪ Come on, light the park

292
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,599
♪ Light the park...

293
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:53,081
Okay, but after this,
he'’s got nothing.

294
00:11:56,519 --> 00:11:59,696
[grunts]Oh, God, I'm burning up.

295
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:02,786
I'm hot in places I didn't
know heat could happen.

296
00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:04,266
[shouts]

297
00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:09,271
Yeah, uh, speaking of heat,Dave Johnson has plenty of it,

298
00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,490
and with your support,we can push him over the top.

299
00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:13,797
[chuckles]
Anything to add, Marty?

300
00:12:13,841 --> 00:12:15,930
I need water!

301
00:12:16,887 --> 00:12:18,019
This is great.

302
00:12:18,062 --> 00:12:19,847
We're up to 500 viewers.

303
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,370
Oh, that's awesome, man.

304
00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:22,501
And we'll get way more
when Marty finds out

305
00:12:22,545 --> 00:12:23,981
that water only makes it worse.

306
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:25,069
Oh...

307
00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:27,637
The water only made it worse!

308
00:12:30,161 --> 00:12:33,164
This is amazing!
We're getting a ton of comments.

309
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:34,905
Are they saying they'’re gonna
vote for your dad?

310
00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:38,039
Actually, most of them
are calling you a giant coward.

311
00:12:38,082 --> 00:12:40,215
Totally agree.

312
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:46,699
You know what? Fine.
Show you who a coward is.

313
00:12:46,743 --> 00:12:50,225
Dave Johnson for city council.

314
00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:51,835
[laughs]

315
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,706
I don't know why you didall that whining, 'cause it's...

316
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,099
Oh, my God.

317
00:12:56,884 --> 00:13:00,191
Oh...And it only gets so much worse.

318
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:05,370
♪ Throw your hands in the air

319
00:13:05,414 --> 00:13:06,981
♪ And wave 'em
like you just don't care ♪

320
00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:08,983
♪ If you love me
like I love me ♪

321
00:13:09,026 --> 00:13:11,637
♪ Everybody say,
"Oh, yeah" ♪

322
00:13:11,681 --> 00:13:13,335
♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Isaiah

323
00:13:13,378 --> 00:13:15,206
♪ Isaiah
[whoops]

324
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:17,643
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪

325
00:13:17,687 --> 00:13:19,907
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
it's too damn dark ♪

326
00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:22,213
♪ I'm-a light the park,
light the park ♪

327
00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,955
♪ It'’s too damn dark,
it's too damn dark, uh-ruh. ♪

328
00:13:24,999 --> 00:13:28,219
[cheering]

329
00:13:28,263 --> 00:13:30,961
Sit down! Sit down!
This is a debate.

330
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:33,094
You'’re not supposed
to be enjoying yourselves.

331
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:39,404
People say that politics
is boring. [chuckles]

332
00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:41,754
And speaking of boring,
here's Dave.

333
00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:45,715
Okay, you know what?
Uh, Dave...

334
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,934
Thank you.

335
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:49,719
You mind if I ask
Councilman Evans

336
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,677
a few questions
before you start?

337
00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:53,114
By all means.

338
00:13:53,157 --> 00:13:56,682
And, uh, please,
feel free to take your time.

339
00:13:56,726 --> 00:13:58,989
Okay, Calvin.
What would you like to know?

340
00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:02,601
You know, before your
song and dance routine,

341
00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:05,300
you were talking
about school funding.

342
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:07,476
Now, I'm sure we can all agree

343
00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:10,131
that the catchphrases
were genius.

344
00:14:12,524 --> 00:14:14,222
But I'’m curious--

345
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:17,268
how do you plan to pay for it?

346
00:14:18,704 --> 00:14:21,882
Mm. Mm.
That is a good question.

347
00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:24,841
But, uh, the answer
is very complicated,

348
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:28,018
and I wouldn't want to bore you
with all the details.

349
00:14:28,062 --> 00:14:30,151
That'’s Dave's job.
[laughs]

350
00:14:31,195 --> 00:14:34,459
Well, maybe it'’s because
you don'’t have any answers.

351
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:36,200
But you know who does?

352
00:14:36,244 --> 00:14:39,421
Dave.
Spit fire on 'em, Dave.

353
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,425
Uh, well, for starters,

354
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:45,079
the budget could
easily be amortized,

355
00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:47,298
and since the fiscal calendar
starts in June,

356
00:14:47,342 --> 00:14:48,909
which, actually...Okay.

357
00:14:48,952 --> 00:14:50,258
You-you know what?
That'’s enough fire.

358
00:14:50,301 --> 00:14:52,086
That's enough fire.

359
00:14:53,304 --> 00:14:55,872
But you hear it, right?

360
00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:59,310
Dave has a real plan,
and Isaiah's got nothing.

361
00:14:59,354 --> 00:15:01,704
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I have a plan.

362
00:15:01,747 --> 00:15:03,575
Okay.
Then let'’s hear it.

363
00:15:03,619 --> 00:15:04,663
Uh...

364
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,056
No, no, no.

365
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,840
Without rhyming or dancing.

366
00:15:07,884 --> 00:15:10,147
Yeah, Councilman.

367
00:15:10,191 --> 00:15:12,845
I would like to hear
your thoughts about the budget.

368
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:18,112
Okay. Okay.

369
00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,548
Well,

370
00:15:19,591 --> 00:15:22,681
because you mentioned
the fiscal calendar,

371
00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:24,988
I would like to know...

372
00:15:25,032 --> 00:15:27,425
are there any birthdays
in the house?

373
00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:30,863
CALVIN:
See? Come on.

374
00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,475
It's like I said,
guys-- nothing.

375
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:36,304
So what we have to decide
is do we want

376
00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:38,828
a flashy song and dance man

377
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,962
or someone who has
actual good ideas?

378
00:15:42,005 --> 00:15:44,921
You mean like my plan to light
up our parks using solar power?

379
00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:47,619
Ooh!

380
00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,013
Solar power.
You know what that means.

381
00:15:50,057 --> 00:15:52,885
No light bill.

382
00:15:55,584 --> 00:15:57,673
That's right, that's ri...
And guess what we can recycle

383
00:15:57,716 --> 00:15:59,849
those savings back into?

384
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,851
Recycling.

385
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:05,333
Oh, goodness, come on.
This guy is talking

386
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:08,031
about saving the planet.

387
00:16:08,075 --> 00:16:11,600
And I don'’t know about y'all,
but I love Earth.

388
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:12,905
It'’s where I'm from.

389
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,388
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Now, hold on, everybody.

390
00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:19,608
He'’s not the only one
from Earth.

391
00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,871
No, he is not.

392
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,394
We are all from Earth.

393
00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:27,920
And together,
I believe that we can make

394
00:16:27,964 --> 00:16:30,662
our little part of it
better for everyone.

395
00:16:31,968 --> 00:16:33,622
Because in District Three,

396
00:16:33,665 --> 00:16:36,190
you deserve the best.

397
00:16:36,233 --> 00:16:38,757
And if you elect me
your next city councilman,

398
00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:41,630
I promise to work my butt off

399
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,240
to make that happen.

400
00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,765
[cheering, applause]

401
00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:49,159
Oh, Dave! Dave!

402
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:50,987
Dave, mic drop.

403
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,032
Mic drop!

404
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:53,598
[feedback hisses]

405
00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:56,862
Very sorry about that.

406
00:16:56,906 --> 00:16:58,342
That was my first-ever mic drop.

407
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:08,090
I don'’t understand.

408
00:17:08,135 --> 00:17:10,005
When are they gonna
announce the results?

409
00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:11,485
I know, this is crazy.

410
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:13,401
I mean, the polls
have been closed for over...

411
00:17:13,444 --> 00:17:15,229
I got to get this watch fixed.

412
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:18,710
Sweetie, calm down.

413
00:17:18,754 --> 00:17:20,277
We'’ve done all we can do.

414
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:21,669
Yeah, she'’s right, Dave.

415
00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:23,280
I mean, you killed Isaiah
at the debate.

416
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:25,413
And everybody loved
that video of yours.

417
00:17:25,456 --> 00:17:28,155
Yeah, and I still can't believe
how many people watched it.

418
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:29,504
Yeah, we even got
a standing ovation

419
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:31,071
when our ambulance
got to the E.R.

420
00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,422
Dad, look, they'’re
announcing the results.

421
00:17:34,465 --> 00:17:36,424
[TV playing news fanfare]

422
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,426
NEWSCASTER:
And turning to some
of the local races,

423
00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:42,125
we have results
for Pasadena City Council.

424
00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:46,129
In District One,
Kathleen Conrad keeps her seat.

425
00:17:46,173 --> 00:17:49,176
District One? Why would
they start with that one first?

426
00:17:49,219 --> 00:17:51,308
In District Two, Daniel Ramirez

427
00:17:51,352 --> 00:17:54,485
has defeated
incumbent Bob Billings.

428
00:17:54,529 --> 00:17:57,575
Okay, we'’re District Three.
Here we go, we're next.

429
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,186
In District Four...

430
00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:01,362
[all groaning]

431
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:03,538
...Betty McBride
unseats Patrick Yang.

432
00:18:03,581 --> 00:18:05,409
And in District Three...

433
00:18:05,453 --> 00:18:07,237
Oh, this is it.CALVIN:
All right, here we go, man.

434
00:18:07,281 --> 00:18:10,936
...in what turned out to be
a surprisingly close contest,

435
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:13,765
challenger Dave Johnson[squeals]

436
00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:16,203
has lost to longtime councilman
Isaiah Evans.

437
00:18:16,246 --> 00:18:18,553
CALVIN: What?!TINA: But you

438
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,337
ran rings around him.

439
00:18:20,381 --> 00:18:23,123
What the... Ugh.Man...

440
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,473
Dave, you okay?

441
00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,649
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm okay.

442
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:31,087
I just... I can'’t believe it.

443
00:18:31,131 --> 00:18:33,176
I'’m so sorry, sweetie.

444
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,047
Yeah, Dave.
We all are.

445
00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:37,354
Guys, it-it's okay.

446
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:41,271
It's like y'all said, you know,
we did everything we could.

447
00:18:42,838 --> 00:18:45,101
I'’m just gonna go out
and get some air.

448
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,587
Uh, Marty, are you crying?

449
00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:56,504
Oh, not because of this.

450
00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:59,202
It'’s been happening off and on
since I ate that hot pepper.

451
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:07,341
Hey, man. Just thought
I'd come check on you.

452
00:19:07,384 --> 00:19:11,388
I'’m fine.
I'’m just disappointed.

453
00:19:11,432 --> 00:19:15,827
Yeah, I know.
So am I.

454
00:19:15,871 --> 00:19:18,439
I just don'’t get it.
Everyone at the debate

455
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:21,877
saw that Isaiah
had nothing, and...

456
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,487
he still won.

457
00:19:25,228 --> 00:19:27,970
I know it'’s frustrating, man,
but you ran a hell of a race.

458
00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,754
I mean, think about it.

459
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,234
When you first started,

460
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:33,105
everybody said
you didn'’t have a chance.

461
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:34,977
Who said that?

462
00:19:36,196 --> 00:19:38,067
Well, first it was me,
but, uh...

463
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:42,202
...I didn'’t think
it was gonna catch on.

464
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:47,772
I just really wanted to
make a difference, Calvin.

465
00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:50,645
But instead, I feel like
I wasted everyone'’s time.

466
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,951
What are you talking about?
You did make a difference.

467
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:54,475
No, I didn'’t.
I lost.

468
00:19:54,518 --> 00:19:58,740
Look, no, what you did
was put Isaiah on notice.

469
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,743
I mean, a lot of people
around here finally realized

470
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:04,746
that he hasn'’t done anything
for them in a long time,

471
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,704
and that they should
expect more from him.

472
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:10,012
So if he plans
on keeping his job,

473
00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:12,014
he'’s gonna have to follow
through on all those great ideas

474
00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:14,146
he stole from you.

475
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:15,974
You think so?

476
00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:17,933
Hell yeah, I do.

477
00:20:17,976 --> 00:20:20,283
Look, Dave,

478
00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:22,154
you may not have won tonight,

479
00:20:22,198 --> 00:20:24,026
but the community did.

480
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:25,984
And that'’s what
you set out to do.

481
00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:30,032
You're a good friend, Calvin.

482
00:20:30,075 --> 00:20:32,252
You're right.
I am.

483
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:38,083
Come on, man. Everybody's
inside waiting on you.

484
00:20:38,127 --> 00:20:39,911
Nah, you go in.

485
00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,522
I'’m gonna hang out here
for a minute.

486
00:20:41,565 --> 00:20:43,132
You sure?Yeah.

487
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:45,787
Hey, Dave.

488
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,659
I heard someone
needs some cheering up.

489
00:20:48,703 --> 00:20:50,095
CALVIN:
Oh, no, no.

490
00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:52,010
You better get inside.
Go, go, go, go.

491
00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:54,274
You stay there, Ms. Kim.
No, no. You didn't get Marty

492
00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:55,492
and you're not gonna get Dave.

493
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,805
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