1 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,747 Here you go, boss. Three more orders. 2 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:13,013 Wow! That is ten oil changes today! 3 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:16,494 I told you my idea for a $20 special would work. 4 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,105 Uh, that was my idea. 5 00:00:19,889 --> 00:00:21,978 Norm, that doesn't make any sense. 6 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,722 If it was your idea, why would I be taking credit for it? 7 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,160 Hey, buddy. How you doing, pal? 8 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:32,510 Your guy said I should talk to you 9 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:33,946 about your oil change special. 10 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,818 Pretty amazing deal, huh?Yeah. 11 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,647 I don't like to brag, but that was my idea. 12 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:42,607 And absolutely no one else's. 13 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,131 Wow. It's pretty smart. 14 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:47,090 No wonder you're employee of the month for a year straight. 15 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:48,526 Well, I don't like 16 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,094 to brag about that, either, but actually, it was, 17 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,965 uh, 14 months. 18 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,142 All I know is this is a much better deal 19 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,621 than over at Motor Boys. 20 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:58,449 They got to be shaking in their coveralls. 21 00:00:58,493 --> 00:00:59,972 Yeah. 22 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,192 You know, their sleazebag owner Victor Alvarez-- 23 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,455 he's been trying to put me out of business for years. 24 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:06,109 Hmm.But it's ideas like this 25 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,285 that keep me one step ahead of him. 26 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:11,071 Yeah, whoever thought of that should probably get a raise. 27 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:16,641 So, have you ever met this, uh, Alvarez jerk? 28 00:01:16,685 --> 00:01:20,993 No, no, but I would love to see the look on his slimy face 29 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:24,562 when he realizes I outsmarted him again. 30 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:25,781 Well, if you want to do that, 31 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:26,999 all you have to do is look outside. 32 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,263 What do you mean?I mean this. 33 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:36,661 You're Victor Alvarez? 34 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,185 That's me. 35 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:41,536 And it's nice to finally meet you face-to-face 36 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,929 to face. 37 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:47,759 Oh, yeah? Well, it's nice to meet you face-to-face 38 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:50,371 to face, to face, to face, to face! 39 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,374 Well, this has been fun, but I have to go. 40 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:56,725 I will be seeing you later, and you will be seeing me all day. 41 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,336 Ha, ha! [sings in Spanish] 42 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,731 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 43 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,124 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 44 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,826 I can't believe 45 00:02:10,869 --> 00:02:14,046 Victor put a giant Motor Boys ad up over your shop. 46 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,179 Yeah, and just because they're a big chain, 47 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,920 they think they can push us around. 48 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:19,487 That guy has some nerve. 49 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:21,271 And some hair. 50 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:23,012 The last time I saw a mane like that, 51 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:25,710 it was on Animal Planet eating a hyena. 52 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,192 What we need is to figure out how to remind everybody 53 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:32,413 that Calvin's Pit Stop is a fixture in the community. 54 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:33,979 Oh.Exactly. 55 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:35,633 Whatever it is should tie 56 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,026 into the neighborhood, like some kind 57 00:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,897 of a local charity promotion. 58 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:41,161 Yeah, that is a great idea. You know what? 59 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,814 We can team up with a nearby 60 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:47,558 animal shelter and give every customer a free rescue kitten. 61 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:51,736 That's ridiculous. What if they don't want a kitten? 62 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:56,176 Well, then maybe they're not the kind of customer you want. 63 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,004 Okay. How about 64 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:01,442 we have a food drive at the local food pantry, 65 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:04,967 and everyone who donates a bag of food gets a free oil change? 66 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,708 Mm.Or even better. 67 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,927 Oh. We team up with a local food pantry, 68 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,191 give away free oil changes to everyone 69 00:03:11,234 --> 00:03:13,105 that comes in with a bag of food. 70 00:03:13,149 --> 00:03:15,325 Boom! Boom! 71 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:19,068 Yes.Calvin, that's exactly what I just said. 72 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:22,767 Okay, Tina. I guess some people need all the credit. 73 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:25,596 Uh...You know what? 74 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,772 One of the moms at my school is a local TV reporter. 75 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,209 I'll ask her to cover it. 76 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,341 Great! You know what? We'll get some press, 77 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:33,735 create a little new business, 78 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:36,738 and rip Victor's beating heart out of his chest, 79 00:03:36,781 --> 00:03:40,872 and I'll just squeeze it and throw it on the floor. 80 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,526 And feed the hungry, right? 81 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,399 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we'll do that, too. 82 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,407 [humming] 83 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,017 Oh, hey, Malcolm. What you doing? 84 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,759 I am going through the pantry to get some donations together 85 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,413 for Mom and Pop's food drive. 86 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:01,632 Oh, cool. Uh, just don't touch anything on my snack shelf. 87 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:04,200 I like to reward myself after a hard day's work. 88 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,854 And before one, too. 89 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:09,205 You know, I don't even know how you eat that junk. 90 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,554 Everything here is filled 91 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,774 with processed sugars and empty calories. 92 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,733 Actually, that's the healthy food. My snack shelf 93 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,996 is over there. 94 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,520 You know, I'm serious, Marty. 95 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:22,131 You need to stop eating like this and start working out. 96 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:23,263 Hey, man, I work out. 97 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:25,047 Marty, the only crunches you do 98 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,092 come out of a box of Fiddle Faddle. 99 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,574 Come on, little bro. You should let me train you. 100 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,359 [scoffs] You? What do you know about training, 101 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:35,013 besides teaching our old dog how to pee on my pillow? 102 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,321 I know everything about training. 103 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,323 I used to be a professional athlete. 104 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,238 Yeah, but that was, like, ten years ago. 105 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,981 So? I'm in better shape now than I was then. 106 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:48,592 And I get even more dates. 107 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,117 All right, fine, but if I get in better shape than you, 108 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:53,815 I'm taking revenge for my pillow. 109 00:04:53,858 --> 00:04:56,252 My head smelled like a dog park for a month.Oh. 110 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,518 Hey, Tina. We brought over some stuff for the food drive. 111 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,390 Yeah, we cleaned out the whole pantry. 112 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,392 If there's an earthquake, flood or zombie apocalypse, 113 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:07,219 we're gonna have to eat Grover. 114 00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:10,179 Aw, I love Grover. 115 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:12,355 But you gotta do what you gotta do. 116 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:15,402 Here at Calvin's Pit Stop, 117 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,969 we love supporting our community. 118 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,275 And take it from me, 119 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:22,844 Calvin, of Calvin's Pit Stop, 120 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:26,456 where giving back is our number one priority 121 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,372 here at Calvin's Pit Stop. 122 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,461 !¡Hola, mis amigos! 123 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:37,249 Victor, what are you doing here at... Calvin's Pit Stop? 124 00:05:37,293 --> 00:05:39,295 Don't worry, Alvin. I'm just here 125 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,298 because Motor Boys loves charities. 126 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,214 And what bigger charity case is there 127 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,912 than Calvin's Pit Stop? 128 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:53,614 Well, thank you, Victor. I appreciate the plug. 129 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:56,007 It's obviously something you know a lot about, 130 00:05:56,051 --> 00:05:58,532 looking at your hair. 131 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,534 Ha, ha! That is very funny. 132 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:04,799 But believe me, this is all real. 133 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:08,759 Just like this. Felipe! 134 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,458 A $5,000 135 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:13,285 donation to the local 136 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,678 food pantry. 137 00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:16,332 What? 138 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,899 Hey, get a close-up on this check. 139 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,727 This story might actually make it on the air. 140 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,424 Mr. Alvarez, 141 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:24,558 can we get a comment from you on this generous donation? 142 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:27,909 Sure. But today is not about me. 143 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:30,999 Today is about the community Motor Boys serves 144 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,218 with the highest quality 145 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,482 and the lowest prices in town. 146 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:36,918 Can I do that again? Because I feel like 147 00:06:36,961 --> 00:06:38,180 I got a hair out of place. 148 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:41,401 Felipe, my comb! 149 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,275 Come on, bro. 150 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:47,755 [whooping] 151 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:50,714 [groaning] 152 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:51,976 Ah! 153 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,805 [groaning] 154 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:55,806 I can't go on. 155 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,939 I gotta stop. I gotta stop. 156 00:06:57,982 --> 00:07:00,768 My lungs are collapsing. 157 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,248 Come on, Marty. 158 00:07:03,292 --> 00:07:04,815 We haven't even run a mile. 159 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:08,253 And don't think I didn't see you try to jump on that bus. 160 00:07:08,297 --> 00:07:11,082 Hey, man, I don't get it. 161 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,301 You're barely even sweating. 162 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,172 Oh, I'm not sweating at all. 163 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:17,306 This is yours from when you tried to get me to carry you. 164 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,526 Yeah. 165 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:20,962 Okay, man, let's just-- 166 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,093 let's just do some stretching to cool down. 167 00:07:22,137 --> 00:07:23,094 Oh, man, can't I just 168 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,313 lie here in the grass, 169 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:25,880 and you turn the sprinklers on me? 170 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:28,448 [groaning] 171 00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:31,189 Marty? Huh? 172 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:34,366 Take it from an elite athlete, stretching after a workout 173 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,020 is the best way to prevent an injury. 174 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:39,284 Now, come on, man, just... just do what I do. 175 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,503 All right, fine. All right. 176 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,505 [grunting] 177 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,031 Come on! [exhales] 178 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,250 Now, ah... 179 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,470 You gotta give yourself...[grunts] 180 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:52,123 a full range... 181 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,908 of motion. Uh-huh. 182 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,649 [back cracks][groans]: No! 183 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,173 What was that?Ooh, ooh-ooh, that was nothing. 184 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,435 That's just a... 185 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,436 That's a noise that athletes make 186 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,394 when we stretch. Why? 187 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:05,223 Well, we... we also worked out our lungs, 188 00:08:05,267 --> 00:08:08,444 so we gotta stretch them, too. 189 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,011 Yeah, that makes sense. 190 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,492 Yeah.All right, all right, let me try. Uh... 191 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:13,493 Okay. Uh... 192 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:15,277 [howls]: Ooh...! 193 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,800 Ooh! Ah. 194 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,715 I can't believe I've been doing that wrong my whole life. 195 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:21,196 [whooping] 196 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,372 After all, what's the point of owning the most 197 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,896 successful auto shops in all of Southern California 198 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,159 if you can't write big checks like this? 199 00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:30,684 $5,000 is a lot of money. 200 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:33,121 No, I meant that giant check. Are you kidding me? 201 00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:34,992 Those things cost, like, $100 each. 202 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,560 This is terrible. 203 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,215 Victor is totally stealing the spotlight from you. 204 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:42,347 She's right, baby. We gotta do something.Yeah. 205 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,654 You say the word, and I can have 50 kittens here 206 00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:46,134 in a half an hour. 207 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:50,355 No, Dave, I got a better idea. 208 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,575 But if I find out he's allergic to cats, 209 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,011 it's go time. 210 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:58,276 So, Victor, you know, it's great to hear 211 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:00,540 that we're on the same page about giving back 212 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,932 to those in need. 213 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,718 Absolutely, Calvin. And your gesture is proof 214 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:07,982 that no shop is too small to make a difference. 215 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:11,768 An incredibly poquito,barely noticeable difference. 216 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:16,556 Well, since you feel that way, I think I have an idea 217 00:09:16,599 --> 00:09:19,776 how we can make an even bigger difference. 218 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,038 How? 219 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,519 I propose a challenge! 220 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,870 We'll both pick our best mechanic, 221 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:30,787 and have a race to see who can build an engine the fastest. 222 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:35,052 The loser donates another $5,000 to the food pantry. 223 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,054 Wow, another $5,000. 224 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,970 That's a lot of money-- for you, not for me. 225 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,844 It doesn't matter how much money it is 226 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,629 because... because Calvin is gonna win. 227 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,978 Exactly.Yeah. Which is why 228 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:50,372 we're doubling the bet to $10,000. 229 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:53,070 You tell 'em, Dave. Wait, whoa. What are you telling 'em? 230 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:56,900 It's a deal! We will see you tomorrow, Calvin. 231 00:09:56,944 --> 00:10:00,382 See you tomorrow, little guy, who needs to condition his hair. 232 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,690 Felipe, we ride! 233 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,517 Give me that, Felipe. 234 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:07,171 Well, you better bring your giant pen, 235 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:09,521 'cause you're gonna be writing an even bigger check tomorrow! 236 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,915 'Cause I'm gonna... 237 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,048 No wonder these things are $100. They're really well made. 238 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:25,146 Calvin, I can't believe you challenged him to this contest. 239 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,930 We can't afford $10,000. 240 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:29,367 I'm not the one that made it 10,000. 241 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,543 That was Mr. Kittens over there. 242 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,765 It doesn't matter, Calvin, 243 00:10:35,809 --> 00:10:37,114 because you're gonna beat this guy. 244 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,725 You're the best mechanic in town. 245 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,901 Yeah, and plus, you've got Norm on your team. 246 00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,946 He's almost as good as you. 247 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:45,035 You know what, she's right. 248 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,515 You are good. 249 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,735 Even though you try to steal my ideas every now and then. 250 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,695 So, Calvin, you ready to get this party started? 251 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,785 Since your engine probably won't. 252 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,832 What do you mean, get started? 253 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,573 Your assistant mechanic's not even here yet. 254 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:05,534 Oh, yes, he is. But yours isn't. 255 00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:08,232 Right, Norm? 256 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,106 Seriously, Norm? 257 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,761 You'd stab me in the back after everything I taught you? 258 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,676 I'm sorry, Calvin, but... 259 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:18,329 he offered me employee of the month. 260 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:22,464 You know what, fine, Victor. 261 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,684 You can put up your billboards, 262 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,599 steal my employees and flaunt your giant checks, 263 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,427 but none of your slick tricks are gonna work, 264 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:32,822 because I'm so good, I can beat the two of you by myself. 265 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,564 Yeah, that's right, which is why we're doubling... 266 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,131 Dave, no! 267 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:45,226 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 268 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,927 [whimpers]: Oh... 269 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,756 Hey! Hey! 270 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,586 There's the elite athlete.[chuckles]: Here I am. 271 00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,370 I'm just reading about these peas, you know. 272 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:02,199 Oh, they're still good for you. They can stay. 273 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,289 I've got to say, Malcolm, 274 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,769 yesterday was tough. 275 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,945 But I woke up feeling really good about this. 276 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,339 [chuckles] And it's all thanks to you, man. 277 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:15,560 Aah! I-I am so glad you feel that way. 278 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,998 Okay, so what's on the schedule for today, Coach? 279 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,043 A little weight training? Some cardio? 280 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,610 Or find a place that has a ton of stairs. 281 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,220 You know, I'd love to get a little Rockymontage in 282 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,440 for Instagram. 283 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:26,963 Actually, uh, M-Marty, 284 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,487 maybe we should take today off. 285 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,273 Because if you push too hard, you could get hurt, 286 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,754 and then you'll have to walk over to the couch like this. 287 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:38,801 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 288 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,890 Hey, come on, man, I'll be fine. 289 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,500 Besides, I'll never get in shape like you 290 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:43,675 by skipping workouts. 291 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,635 Uh...Here... put your shoes on. 292 00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:50,682 No, no-- Aah! I will see you out there. 293 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,818 Come on, Calvin! You can do it. 294 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,473 Yeah, baby! And if you run out of grease, 295 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,388 there's a head full of it over there! 296 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,305 Looks like Calvin's falling behind. 297 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,134 Victor and Norm already have their shiny doohickey 298 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,963 on their big, oily thingamabob. 299 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,139 I know you don't know what you're saying, 300 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,272 but it is so sexy when you talk cars. 301 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,667 Calvin, I gotta say I'm impressed 302 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:20,234 that you're keeping up. 303 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:22,410 When I shut you down, you can come and work for me. 304 00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:25,587 I take two creams and one sugar. 305 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,197 Not a chance. 306 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,983 But if you need a job, I can always use 307 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:32,594 one of those inflatable floppy guys out front 308 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,596 doing this. 309 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,863 You're good at that. When I put you out of business, 310 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,474 you can open a dance studio, huh? Olé. 311 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,874 Come on, Calvin. 312 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,006 You can beat this guy. 313 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,051 This is a classic underdog story. 314 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,619 Y-You're like David fighting Goliath. 315 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,360 I mean, if... if Goliath 316 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,536 stole David's best shepherd at the last minute. 317 00:14:01,579 --> 00:14:04,626 And, well, if David was actually named Calvin, 318 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:08,021 who, coincidentally, had a best friend named Dave. 319 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,545 Am I crazy, or is Calvin starting to move faster? 320 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,895 GEMMA: I know. It's like the more Dave bothers him, 321 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,244 the faster he works. 322 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,464 Wait, I think I know what's happening. 323 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,206 After all of these years of listening to Dave yapping, 324 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,034 Calvin's learned how to tune him out. 325 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:23,253 [Gemma gasps]TINA: It's helping him focus. 326 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,343 What are you talking about? I am not bothering him. 327 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,824 This is the face he makes when he is listening intently 328 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,173 to everything I say. 329 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:32,132 CALVIN: No, Dave, 330 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,917 I think Tina's right. It is helping. 331 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,527 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 332 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:39,661 but, uh, give me all the annoying Dave you got. 333 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,753 Well, that's all I needed to hear. 334 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,930 So, in the fourth grade, I sat behind Mary Wheeler, 335 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,497 who was so tall I couldn't see the board. 336 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:52,152 But when they moved me to the front, 337 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,937 I still couldn't see, and that's when we all realized 338 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,809 [laughs]: that I was blind as a bat. 339 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,550 Luckily, later on... 340 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:03,511 So most people think that the grocery store Smart and Final 341 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:04,991 is named that because it's an excellent place 342 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,514 for one-stop shopping. 343 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:09,604 But the truth is, it's named after its founders, 344 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,998 Jim Smart and H.D.... 345 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:13,956 Final. 346 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,089 [laughs] 347 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,568 How cool is that?! 348 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,835 So I roll down my window and I hand the cop my license. 349 00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:27,230 But I-I hear a voice that I recognize, 350 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,623 and I look up, way up, 351 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,799 and, you guessed it, right there, 352 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,583 it's Mary Wheeler. 353 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,978 Tallest cop you've ever seen. 354 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,849 She said she didn't recognize me, 355 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,764 but I don't totally believe her. 356 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,333 Whoo! 357 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,422 Ah! Ow! 358 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,642 [groaning, whimpering] 359 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,122 [Marty exhales] 360 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,601 [both whooping] 361 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,820 I didn't think I was gonna make it. 362 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,300 But thank God you kept the pressure on 363 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,562 with all that screaming at me. 364 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,958 Yeah, I'm glad it worked, 'cause I'll probably be 365 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,134 screaming at you through the cool-down, too. 366 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:05,007 Oh, hey, man, thanks again for doing this. 367 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,096 I never would have got started if you hadn't pushed me. 368 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,228 Yeah. Bring it in. 369 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,360 No. No. No, don't. You... 370 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:14,060 [yelling] 371 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:17,324 Yeah, man, great run! 372 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,716 Aah! 373 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,067 [Malcolm chuckling] 374 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,678 Oh, Marty, I'm not celebrating our run. 375 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,375 I'm in excruciating pain. 376 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,725 What?Ow! 377 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,513 I threw my back out yesterday when we were exercising, 378 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,428 and I've been trying to hide it ever since. 379 00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:35,690 Whoa.[groans] 380 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,822 Why didn't you say anything? 381 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,172 Because it's embarrassing, man. 382 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,044 I was bragging about being an elite athlete, 383 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,872 and saying you were out of shape, 384 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,656 and then I get hurt stretching. 385 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,050 That's like a guy calling himself a ladies' man 386 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:51,053 and, you know, taking his mama to the school dance. 387 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,578 Hey, man, I didn't take her. She was a chaperone. 388 00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,061 You know what I mean. 389 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,063 Of course I do. But you don't need to be 390 00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,761 embarrassed in front of me, man, I'm your brother.Yeah, but still... 391 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,241 No "but still," Malcolm. 392 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,070 If you can't be real with me, who can you be real with? 393 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,030 Aw, you're right. 394 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:14,033 You're right, little bro, I was just being dumb. 395 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,557 You know what, thank you for being so cool about this, man. 396 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,167 Yeah, no problem, man. 397 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,387 Let's get you inside so you can ice your back.Yeah. 398 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,432 [both grunting] 399 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,868 All right. 400 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,696 And for the record, it was a Sadie Hawkins dance. 401 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,525 So technically, Mama invited me.Oh... 402 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,052 Come on, Dave, they're neck and neck. 403 00:17:33,095 --> 00:17:34,357 GEMMA: Yeah, baby. 404 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,185 Come on, you gotta Dave it up a notch.Yeah. 405 00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,534 I can't. I'm exhausted. 406 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,623 I've told every story that Calvin's ignored 407 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,017 or walked away from in the last three years. 408 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,543 For the past 15 minutes, I even annoyed myself. 409 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:49,981 What's the matter over there, Calvin? 410 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,114 Huh? You look like you're running out of steam. 411 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,376 Oh, which reminds me, 412 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,813 sometimes I like foam milk on my latte. 413 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:01,428 Come on, Dave, you gotta come up with something, man. 414 00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,907 A-Anything. What... 415 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:05,084 what about the first time you cried at a concert? 416 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,695 W-- I already told you. 417 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,437 Sugar Ray. Haven't you been listening? 418 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,528 Come on, baby, hurry up. They're almost done. 419 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,573 I'm trying, babe, but... 420 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,228 I just don't think I can do it without Dave. 421 00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,404 Come on, Calvin, that's not true. 422 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,798 Look, the reality is, 423 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,539 is you never needed me in the first place. 424 00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,803 'Cause you can do this on your own. 425 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,631 You always could. 426 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,938 Look, you're like Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. 427 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,593 She thought that she needed the Wizard's help to get home, 428 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,117 but all she ever had to do 429 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,989 was click her ruby red slippers together and believe. 430 00:18:42,991 --> 00:18:44,949 Oh, my God, he's speeding up again. 431 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,473 That's it, Dave. 432 00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,301 That's exactly the kind of dumbass jabbering he needs. 433 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,476 Go, go, go, go, go. 434 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,347 What do you mean, jabbering? 435 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,480 I was just trying to get Calvin to do... 436 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,787 [engine starts]...exactly that! 437 00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,226 Boom! You hear that? 438 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,489 That's the sound of me... 439 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,012 kicking your ass! 440 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,796 You did it, baby. Mwah! 441 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,711 You did it. We knew you could. 442 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,496 Yeah, you just dropped a house 443 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,933 on the Wicked Victor of the West. 444 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,719 Well, Calvin, congratulations. 445 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,331 I must admit you are a hell of a good mechanic. 446 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,810 And you are very patient, too. 447 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,073 I would have thrown a wrench at that guy an hour ago. 448 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,208 So, Victor, are you gonna make good 449 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,818 on that ten grand to the food pantry? 450 00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,821 I am a man of my word. But this isn't over. 451 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:34,042 I'll be back for you, and your little dog, too. 452 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,046 He's not a little dog. He's my friend! 453 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:41,789 In fact, he's the Jim Smart to my H.D. Final! 454 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,794 Hold on. I-I thought you weren't listening. 455 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,362 Oh, most of it I can block out, but actually, 456 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,364 that one was pretty interesting. 457 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:56,064 [sniffles] This is Sugar Ray all over again. 458 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:56,412 Oh, honey... 459 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:04,768 This is so exciting. 460 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,988 I can't believe we're gonna be on the news. 461 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,468 You guys deserve it. 462 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:10,209 You raised a lot of money for charity and showed that 463 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:11,732 sometimes the underdog can win. 464 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,951 Exactly. You know, it reminds me of 465 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,692 that end-of-summer-camp talent show 466 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:17,651 when me and my ukulele squared off against... 467 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,957 Okay, Dave, we've already won. 468 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,221 You can stop being annoying now. 469 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,658 Ooh, there it is! 470 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,312 We're on. Turn it up.All right. 471 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,617 REPORTER: And, in a local story, 472 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,619 two Pasadena auto shops 473 00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,882 decided to go head-to-head for a good cause. 474 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,623 All right, here it comes, here it comes. 475 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,234 Regional chain Motor Boys learned not to mess 476 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:38,367 with the little guy when neighborhood auto shop Calvin... 477 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,630 [news program music plays]Oh... 478 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:41,892 Oh, we are gonna cut away right now 479 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,243 for some breaking news.What?! 480 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,855 We are going live to a warehouse fire, 481 00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:50,249 where firefighters have just rescued 482 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,599 a litter of adorable kittens. 483 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,864 Kittens! See, there's an idea. 484 00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,082 Why didn't anybody think of that?