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Hey, guys. Come on in.
Ooh, you brought champagne.

2
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That's right.
Let's get this party started!

3
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Ooh-hoo.
I love opening champagne.

4
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Now, everybody watch out.

5
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I don't want anybody
to lose an eye.

6
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Calvin, why's the bottle
half-empty?

7
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Okay, I started
celebrating early.

8
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But who can blame me--
I bought another house,

9
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and more importantly,

10
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Malcolm is moving
out of mine.

11
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Well, Malcolm and Marty
must be pretty excited

12
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about the big move to...
right next door.

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Hey, next door or on
the other side of the world--

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out of my house
is out of my house.

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[laughter]

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Cheers!

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Yeah, they already
started moving stuff in

18
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and fixing the place up.

19
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I sent you a few
pictures of a couch

20
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I was thinking
about getting them.

21
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Oh, I didn't see those.
Let me check.

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It better not be
more expensive than ours.

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Otherwise, we're switching.

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That's weird. I could have sworn
my phone was in here.

25
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I'm sure
it's around here somewhere.

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You know, we'll
help you look.

27
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Calvin.

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What?

29
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I can pretend to look from here.

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I know I had it
when I went shopping today.

31
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That's when Dave texted me:
"911.

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We're out of chocolate milk."

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Oh, uh, by the way,
we're out again.

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I had a tough day at work
and went on a bit of a bender.

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You know what?
I'll just call your phone.

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I don't hear any...Shh.

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Really, Tina?

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I get up to fake help,
and you shush me?

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I don't hear it anywhere.

40
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You know, maybe we
should just... Wait.

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Hello?

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Ooh, s-somebody answered.

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Oh, thank goodness.

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Now I can sit back down.

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He says that he has your phone.

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Oh! Well, that's a relief.

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Uh, yeah, I see.
He says he found it

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in the grocery store
parking lot.

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Oh, that's great.

50
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And he says he wants...

51
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$300 to get it back?What?!

52
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Unbelievable.

53
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Wow.

54
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Now celebrating seems
really inappropriate.

55
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Guess I'll
just do us all a favor

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and kill the champagne.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

59
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Can you believe this?

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$300 to get my
own phone back?

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I know. I could
really go for a stiff glass

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of chocolate milk right now.

63
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What? It builds strong bones
and tickles my sweet tooth.

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Step off.

65
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I mean, shaking
someone down

66
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for a phone--
what kind of person does that?

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The kind of person that needs
to get his ass whupped.

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Exactly.

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Cool. Then you and me,

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we're gonna go down there
and get Gemma's phone back.

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Gonna roll up on that fool
and let him know who's who,

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what's what, and that's that.

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Great.
When-when should we do this?

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Wait. Are you crazy?

75
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You're not gonna
go pick a fight

76
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in some dark parking
lot with a stranger.

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And you, either, Calvin.

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If he's willing to do
something like this,

79
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who knows how dangerous
he might be?

80
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Maybe he needs to worry
about how dangerous Iam.

81
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But this is Dave's fight,
not mine.

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No one is
fighting anyone.

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All my stuff is backed up
to the cloud.

84
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We'll just have to spend
the money to get a new phone.

85
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Okay, but, Gemma...Dave.

86
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Promise me
you're gonna drop this.

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[sighs]
Okay.

88
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Fine. I promise.[sighs]

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But I am texting him

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a bunch of poop emojis
to let him know

91
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that this is not cool!

92
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Hey, Malcolm.Hey, li'l bro.

93
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Oh, look at us,
moving in together.

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The Butler brothers ride again!

95
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I told you,

96
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we are not putting that
on the welcome mat.

97
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Fine. I'll just put it
on the bath towels instead.

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Hey, man,
I really like this color.

99
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Well, thank you.

100
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You know, if you want,
there's enough paint

101
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to do your bedroom, too.

102
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Uh, what do you mean,
my bedroom?

103
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We never agreed
you get the bigger one.

104
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Oh, we didn't have to.

105
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God decided that
when I was born first.

106
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No, no, you're not playing
the "older brother" card again.

107
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Okay. Which card
do you want me to play, Marty?

108
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The "cooler" card,
the "stronger" card, or...

109
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"I will actually have ladies
up in this room" card?

110
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Hey, man, I'm gonna have
ladies up in here, too.

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Your Wonder Woman
action figures don't count.

112
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No, I'm serious, Malcolm.

113
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I gave up my own apartment
to live with you.

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I'm taking this room.

115
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I don't think so.

116
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Well, I do.
I'm not the little kid

117
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you used to push around
in Mom and Dad's house.

118
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Now, starting right now
I'm putting my foot down

119
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and my box... Aah!

120
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Damn it!

121
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I should have
put my box down first.

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♪

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Yeah? You want to steal
my wife's phone?

124
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Then eats some shoe, dirtbag!

125
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Whoa, whoa. Dave.

126
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If you don't like recycling,
just don't do it.

127
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I'm not recycling.

128
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I'm just getting out
my frustration

129
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over this whole phone thing.

130
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You want 300 bucks?

131
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Yeah? How about
a size nine narrow instead?!

132
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All right, now, Dave,

133
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stomping cans isn't
gonna make you feel any better.

134
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Besides, you're gonna hurt
your tiny little lady foot.

135
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I just hate the fact
that this guy

136
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is holding
Gemma's phone hostage.

137
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And he's gonna get away with it.

138
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Calvin, it ju...
it's just so wrong.

139
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Look, he doesn't
have to get away with it.

140
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We could still find that guy
and get the phone back.

141
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Yeah, I know, but I promised
Gemma that I wouldn't.

142
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I know.
She doesn't want you to do

143
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anything dangerous or stupid.

144
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But we're men--
that's what we're good at.

145
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Yeah. You're right.Yeah.

146
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I can't let this
fester inside of me.

147
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You know, we got to go confront
this guy and teach him

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what happens when you try
to take advantage of people.

149
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Exactly. Come on, man,
let's go do what it do

150
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and get Gemma's phone back.

151
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Pick up another carton
of chocolate milk.

152
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It was a rough night!

153
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[singing indistinctly]

154
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Malcolm!
What the hell?

155
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Why is all your
stuff in here?

156
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And where's my box, man?

157
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Oh, yeah. What did I do
with your tiny-ass box?

158
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That's right,

159
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it's in your tiny-ass bedroom.

160
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Okay, this isn't over,
Malcolm.

161
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I don't know, Martin,

162
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it feels pretty over.

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I'm warning you, man, I'm not
gonna take this lying down.

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Hey, good for you.

165
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But I am.

166
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Okay...

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this is the spot where
the guy said to meet.

168
00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,687
So, you know what
you're supposed to do, right?

169
00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:09,167
Yes. First I make
contact with the perp.

170
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Then I get him to
flash the product.

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And last but not least
I signal for the bust

172
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before the score goes down.

173
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Have you been watching Kindergarten Cop

174
00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,352
with Grover again?

175
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Second-best Schwarzenegger movie
after Jingle All the Way.

176
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Look, I'’m gonna
hide around this corner.

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When I see you
go for your wallet,

178
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that's when
I'm gonna run out.

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I'm gonna scare the hell
out the guy,

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You grab the phone.

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Got it.
It is go time

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on Operation Wrong Number.

183
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Well...

184
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Oh, come on, Calvin, you're
taking all the fun out of this.

185
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[mouths]All right.

186
00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,135
Hey. Are you Dave?

187
00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:06,529
Lot of Daves in this world.

188
00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:09,010
Might be one of 'em.

189
00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:10,446
Come on, man, I
don't have all day.

190
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,013
I got to ref a soccer
game in 20 minutes.

191
00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,015
Oh, that's
a pretty ironic thing to do

192
00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:16,104
for someone
who's running afoul of the law.

193
00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:19,063
Look, man, you want the
phone back, or what?Okay, all right,

194
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all right, all right.

195
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That's all I need to see.

196
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Now I'm going to reach
into my pocket

197
00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:24,895
and grab my wallet!

198
00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:28,159
What's up, homie?

199
00:08:28,203 --> 00:08:30,335
You trying to hustle my boy
out of his phone?

200
00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:32,337
'Cause you about to
get dropped like a call.

201
00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,949
Who-Who's this guy? You said
you were coming alone.

202
00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:37,038
Yeah, I lied. What are you
gonna do about it, ref,

203
00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:38,039
give me a red card?

204
00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,910
You know what, you're lucky

205
00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:42,565
he don't try to crush you
like a can of grape soda!

206
00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,349
Why grape?

207
00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,656
'Cause Black people
like grape soda, that's why!

208
00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:50,051
Oh, my God. M-My chest.

209
00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:51,574
Yeah, forget about your chest.

210
00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:54,055
It's your ass
you need to worry about.

211
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,535
I-I can't feel my arm.

212
00:08:55,578 --> 00:08:58,102
Uh, uh, Calvin, I think
he's having a heart attack.

213
00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,582
Oh, please. This
guy's a con artist.

214
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,453
I'll bet you a hundred
bucks he's faking it.

215
00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:02,585
[yells]

216
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,503
For the record,
we never shook on it.

217
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,817
This is terrible.

218
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,167
I can't believe we gave
the guy a heart attack.

219
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,822
I know.
I think I scared him too much.

220
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:23,780
I rolled up on him at a five,

221
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,869
but I forget that my five

222
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:28,306
is like other people's 12.

223
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,396
Uh, hey, sorry,

224
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:32,876
is he gonna be okay?

225
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,096
And don't be afraid
to use medical terminology.

226
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,533
My aunt is a chiropractor.

227
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,361
Well, we got him stabilized.

228
00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:41,058
That means he's stable.

229
00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:44,018
I'm not an
idiot, Dave.

230
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,846
My uncle's an
orthodontist.

231
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,414
Okay, so what's next?

232
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,068
We're gonna
take him to the hospital.

233
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:54,550
Uh, unless your uncle wants
to check him for an overbite.

234
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,949
Well, it looks like
they have this under control.

235
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,298
Let's go.

236
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,429
What do you mean, let's go?

237
00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:05,866
We gave this guy
a heart attack.

238
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:08,172
We need to go to the hospital
and make sure he's okay.

239
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,652
Are you serious?

240
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:11,915
He's a total stranger
that tried to rip you off.

241
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,788
Plus, you gave him
mouth-to-mouth for ten minutes.

242
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:19,053
Ten more seconds, and he
would have owed you dinner.

243
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,271
Come on, Calvin,
if we don't go,

244
00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,099
it makes us
just as bad as he is.

245
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,318
Plus...

246
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,668
I didn't get
Gemma's phone back.

247
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,061
Damn it.

248
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,628
All right, let's go.

249
00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,891
But if ever I collapse
like that around you,

250
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,415
just let me die.

251
00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:43,904
Marty.

252
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:44,992
What the hell did you do?

253
00:10:45,035 --> 00:10:46,297
Oh.
Well, I figured

254
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:47,647
since you wouldn't
move your stuff out,

255
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,126
I had to move my stuff in.

256
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,433
Like I said, I'm pushing back.

257
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,783
Well, if you don't get your
stuff out of my room,

258
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,657
the only pushing is gonna be
my foot up your ass.

259
00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,269
Look, I told you, Malcolm,

260
00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:02,662
we're not at Mom and Dad's
anymore.

261
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,665
But if you touch me,
I'm telling.

262
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,493
Marty, we are not
sharing a room, man!

263
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,713
Okay, then feel free to move
to the other one.

264
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,889
Because I'm not going anywhere.

265
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:15,762
[laughs]

266
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,459
Well, neither am I.

267
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,680
Aah!

268
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,552
[laughs]

269
00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,384
What did you do to my bed?

270
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,083
Well, man, I thought I'd give
you a hand moving out, so...

271
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,650
I started with your bolts.

272
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:43,485
I know it was expensive,
but this new phone is amazing.

273
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,748
I wish I'd lost my old one
a long time ago.

274
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,836
[groans]

275
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,143
Yeah, girl,
I accidentally lose mine

276
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,927
every time the new model
comes out.

277
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,061
Dave?

278
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,802
Dave, are you home?

279
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,934
Huh.
I wonder where he is.

280
00:11:57,978 --> 00:11:59,675
Well, maybe he went for a run.

281
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,850
You want to check and see
if his skimpy

282
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,547
little short shorts
are still here?

283
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,333
It wouldn't matter
if they were.

284
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,335
He's going through
a spandex phase.

285
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:09,424
Wow, spandex?

286
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,078
He's got cojones.

287
00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,384
And apparently
he's not afraid to show 'em.

288
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,779
Okay, I'm gonna
break this bad boy in

289
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,954
and give Dave a call.

290
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,783
Wow, look how sleek
that thing is.

291
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:24,395
Time for me to accidentally
drop you down a sewer grate.

292
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,402
Ooh, Calvin.

293
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,014
[sighs]
There he is.

294
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,798
Sleeping like a baby.

295
00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:39,759
Yeah, a phone-snatching baby
that you made out with.

296
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,937
Okay, look, I'll stand guard.
You get the phone.

297
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,895
But do it quietly
so he doesn't wake up.

298
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,245
Don't worry, I'm gonna
be as quiet as a mouse.

299
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:50,552
[cell phone ringing loudly]

300
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,990
Starting now.

301
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,343
Did you find it?Nope.

302
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,084
No phone, no pants,
no underwear.

303
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,957
Hey, check that plastic bag
on the counter.

304
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:06,611
Nurse is coming.What?

305
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,700
Nur-Nurse is coming,
nurse is coming.

306
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,964
Nurse is coming.
Nurse is here.

307
00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,097
I'm sorry, I didn't know
anyone was in here.

308
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,490
Oh, it's no problem.

309
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:16,621
We were just visiting.

310
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,275
Oh, that's nice,
but I'm afraid

311
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,842
only immediate family members
are allowed in the rooms.

312
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,626
Oh, well that shouldn't
be a problem

313
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,715
because, you know,
we are his...

314
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,631
...brothers.

315
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,200
The three of you
are brothers?

316
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,462
Yeah, that's right.

317
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,638
Don't question
our mama's business.

318
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:38,948
Well, since you're here,
you should try talking to him.

319
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,732
Yeah, but he's asleep.

320
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:44,040
I know, but when someone
goes through a trauma like this,

321
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:47,174
hearing the voices and feeling
the touch of loved ones

322
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,045
can really speed up recovery.

323
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,786
Here, let me show you.

324
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,267
Just...

325
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,051
[grunts, mutters]

326
00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,489
See?

327
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,100
Doesn't that feel nice?

328
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,363
Words can't describe.

329
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,148
Okay,
now you take the other one.

330
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:08,804
Okay. Uh, sure. I guess
it's the least we could do

331
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,546
for our...
our dear brother...

332
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,374
...Stan.

333
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,813
Now go ahead and talk to him.

334
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,771
Maybe share
a nice memory

335
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,164
of the three of you
doing something together

336
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,557
when you were kids.

337
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,084
Okay, uh, well...

338
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,346
Let's see...
[chuckles]

339
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,261
Gosh, there's just
so many to choose from.

340
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,393
It's gonna be tough, um...

341
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:34,221
Calvin, any suggestions?

342
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,875
Nope. All you.

343
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:38,921
Okay.

344
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,488
Uh...

345
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,229
Well, I guess, uh...

346
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,796
There was that one summer
that we spent

347
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,929
out in the country
with Grandma.

348
00:14:48,322 --> 00:14:49,932
Remember how we would...

349
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,282
go down to the fishing hole
all day

350
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,284
and catch fireflies all night

351
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,547
while Granny sat
in a rocking chair

352
00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,028
out on the porch
of her little house...

353
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,770
...on the prairie.

354
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,558
I don't get it.
I've called Dave five times,

355
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
and it keeps
going to voice mail.

356
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,519
You know, maybe can track him
with Find My Friends.

357
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,303
I do it with Calvin
all the time.

358
00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:14,957
And that doesn't bother him?

359
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,219
Not at all.

360
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,743
Well, mostly because
he doesn't know I do it.

361
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,617
Okay, I see Grover's
at his sleepover.

362
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,227
And Dave is at...

363
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,055
The hospital?

364
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,100
What?

365
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,884
Wait a minute.

366
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,452
Calvin is there, too.

367
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,976
Do you think they got
into a car accident?

368
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,283
Oh, my God, we have to go.Oh, my God.

369
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,677
Wait. You don't think
they went to confront the guy

370
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,244
who took my phone, do you?

371
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,291
They would have to be
absolute idiots to do that,

372
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,640
so yes.

373
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,345
Hey, roomie.Hmm?

374
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,651
you don't mind
if I do a...

375
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:59,088
quick little workout
before bed, do you?

376
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,133
Oh, go for it, man.

377
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,351
I already went for a run.

378
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,831
It was a grocery run,

379
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,094
but I used a handbasket
instead of a cart.

380
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,533
[chuckles, shouts]

381
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,235
One.

382
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,802
[grunts]While you do that,

383
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:20,631
I'll do my nightly check-in
on one of our JPL projects

384
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,372
before I hit the sack.

385
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,722
[high-pitched beeping]

386
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,117
Yeah, we've been
sending out signals,

387
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,858
looking for intelligent life
in the universe.

388
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,251
Nothing's come back in 60 years,

389
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:33,166
but you never know
if tonight's the night.

390
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:37,866
[chuckles]
No problem.

391
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:39,694
I'll barely be able to hear that

392
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,262
over the sound
of my harmonica practice.

393
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,874
[playing off-key]

394
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,097
That's great.

395
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,576
Music always helps me sleep.[chuckles]

396
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,752
But just to warn you,
I've started sleepwalking.

397
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,885
Big deal.In the nude.

398
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,719
And as I carried you from
that burning building...

399
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,157
smoke filling my lungs, I...

400
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,856
I swore to myself that I would
never leave your side.

401
00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,256
It's memories like that
that remind you

402
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,346
just how easy it is
to take family for granted.

403
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,826
Exactly.

404
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,828
In fact, I'm gonna
go call my sister right now.

405
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:30,919
If I forgave my husband,
I can forgive her, too.

406
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,881
Uch!

407
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:39,710
Okay, I know
none of that was real,

408
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,364
but, Calvin,

409
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,585
you are the best big brother
that Stan or I could ever have.

410
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,588
Would you just
get the damn phone, Dave?

411
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,895
Got it.Good. Let's get out of here

412
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:54,073
before that nurse comes back
and catches us...

413
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,813
Or our wives do.

414
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,903
What are you guys doing here?
Are you okay?

415
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,557
Yeah, no,
we're-we're fine.

416
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,081
Then what is going on?

417
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,299
And who is
this guy?

418
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,128
This is the guy
who stole Gemma's phone.

419
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,826
And both of yours'
brother-in-law.

420
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,743
That's the guy
who had my phone?

421
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,267
What did you do to him?

422
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,747
Look, I accidentally
gave him a heart attack.

423
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:20,186
Sometimes I forget
how strong my roll-up game is.

424
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,841
Baby, what did you
give him, like, a seven?

425
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,105
No, babe. A five.

426
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,237
Damn.

427
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,588
Dave, I can't believe
you did this.

428
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,068
You promised me
that you wouldn't.

429
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,592
I know, but it was
driving me crazy.

430
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,246
Just couldn't stand

431
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,118
that he was taking
advantage of us like that.

432
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,337
So what if he was
taking advantage of us?

433
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,774
That could have been you
in that hospital bed right now.

434
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,472
I know, Gemma, but I'm fine.

435
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,082
But you might not have been.

436
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,650
Did you even think about how
that would affect Grover and me?

437
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,695
And all over
a stupid cell phone?

438
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,088
Okay, all right.

439
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,134
Look, this is not
all Dave's fault.

440
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,919
I saw how upset he was,
and I pushed him to do it.

441
00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,834
Yeah, that
feels right.

442
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:05,187
No, Calvin. Look,
Gemma's right.

443
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,884
I just got

444
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:09,278
so caught up in the fact
that what he did was wrong,

445
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,498
I ended up doing
something even worse.

446
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,500
I'm so sorry.

447
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,980
I'm just glad you're okay.

448
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,461
All right, come on,
let's get out of here.

449
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,810
I need to go
wash my hand

450
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,638
or possibly cut it off.

451
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,858
What's going on?
Where am I?

452
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,294
Oh, my. Uh, uh,

453
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,992
Stan, you...
you're in the hospital.

454
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:30,604
You had a minor heart attack,
but you're gonna be okay.

455
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,520
Good.
Wait, I remember you.

456
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,304
Y-You're the guy
whose phone I had.

457
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132
[rapid beeping]And-and... and you're the guy

458
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,960
who scared the hell out of me.

459
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,875
Oh, oh, but don't
forget, I'm also the one

460
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,007
that saved you
from that fire.

461
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:46,794
I know why you're here--
to-to finish the job. Help!

462
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,275
Okay, everyone, time to go.Somebody, help!

463
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:52,321
You know what? And shame on you
for stealing my wife's phone.

464
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,194
And you wonder why
I was Mom's favorite.

465
00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,462
[Calvin laughs]TINA: Oh, come here!

466
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,203
CALVIN:
Now, don't ask for something
you can't handle.

467
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,726
TINA:
Mmm, mmm.
You know I can handle it.

468
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,075
[Tina and Calvin laughing]

469
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,339
Hey, Marty?
Marty, wake up.

470
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,819
What?

471
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,647
TINA: [growls] A tiger!Do you hear that?

472
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,778
[Tina laughs]CALVIN: All right.

473
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,606
Yeah.
Sounds like Mom and Dad.

474
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,521
Yeah. Yeah.

475
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,307
TINA: So excited?CALVIN:
Mm-hmm. Don't think I won't...

476
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,527
Oh, this-this bedroom is
just down from their window.

477
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,182
[slow R&B plays]

478
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,925
CALVIN:
Oh, no. No, that's good,
that's good.

479
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,361
TINA:
Come on, baby, don't tease me.

480
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,669
Get over here, my big,
strong, intimidating man.

481
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,802
CALVIN:
Okay, but if you're impressed
by my five,

482
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:41,414
wait 'till you see my ten.

483
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,024
Oh!Oh, oh, oh!

484
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,026
You know what?
That's it.

485
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,462
This bedroom
is all yours!No!

486
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,770
No! No, I'm the little brother.
No, you win! You win!

487
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,381
Man, stay out of my way!No!

488
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:56,603
MARTY:
My ears are bleeding!

489
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:59,258
[Calvin laughing]

490
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:08,571
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