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Hey, Dave. What's going on?

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Oh, hey, Calvin. Just picking upmy new lawn signs

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for the campaign.

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[grunts]
What do you think?

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I think you're gonna look greatwith a blacked out tooth

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and the word "dork"
across your forehead.

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Yeah, I didn't think about
the kids vandalizing my signs.

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Who said anything about kids?

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[chuckles]

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So you're really gonna
go through with this?

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Hell, yeah. Look, we need
stronger schools, safer parks,

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and when it comes
to our city government,

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we need to have
an open dialogue.Well, great.

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You open that one,and I'll close this one.

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I'm serious, Calvin.

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We need strong representation,

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and we haven't been getting
it from Isaiah Evans.

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Look, Isaiah has beenour councilman for a long time.

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People love him.

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He led the march on Washington.

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You mean with
Martin Luther King?

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No. The marchon Washington Boulevard.

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We wanted that Chipotle,and he got it for us.

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Okay, but that was
a long time ago,

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and he hasn't done
anything since.

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Calvin, don't you want someone
who's gonna roll up his sleeves

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and make an impact
on this community?

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Nope. I don't like governmenttelling me what to do.

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I got Tina for that.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Hi, this is Dave Johnson.

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I'm running for city council,

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and I'm calling
to ask for your support.

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Yeah, I'm the white guy.

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Well, yes, Dave is the one

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who got the speed bumpput in on Evergreen.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, you hit it too hardand messed up your alignment?

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[chuckles]

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Well, take it on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop

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and vote for Dave Johnson.

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Grover, you are
licking too slow.

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You are dabbing when
you should be sliding.

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Here, let me show you.
[clears throat]

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Ah... Aah! Paper cut!

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Now you're bleedingwhen you should be dabbing.

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So, I was thinking of invitingthe women from the neighborhood

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for an elegant
ladies' afternoon.

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You know,
put out the good china,

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serve some tea and scones.

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Tea and scones?Is Dave going to be a councilman

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or a Disney princess?

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[chuckles]

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I'm just trying to help him.

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Most of the neighborhood
just knows him

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as the jogger in short shorts
who's terrified of squirrels.

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Hey, hey.

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Ooh, well, well, well.

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Look who showed up to volunteer.

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So, Calvin, you finally ready
to ride the Dave wave?

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[chuckles]:
No.

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Tina told me
there was a deli tray.

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Forget the Dave wave.

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I'm ready
to jump on the ham tram.

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You know, I don't get it.Why won't you support me?

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I supported youwhen Old Miss Kim accused you

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of stealingher garden gnome.

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That's because I didn't do it.

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I was just the lookout.

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I'm serious, Calvin.

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You know, people around herereally look up to you,

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and your endorsementcould help my campaign.

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And I'd give it to you, Dave,
except for one small problem.

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This deli tray has

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a better chance of winning
than you do.

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Ooh, spicy mustard.

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I wouldn't underestimatemy husband.

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Back in Kalamazoo,he got them to shut down

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the strip clubnext to the school.

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Oh, good for him.

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Yeah, I was so proud.

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Even though it put
half my cousins out of work.

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This isn't Kalamazoo.

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This neighborhood is 80% black,

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and Dave is 100% white.

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110% when he wears his Crocs.

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You know, so what if I'm white?

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This community will vote
for the best person

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for the job.That's what I believe.

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And I believe I'm gonna
take my sandwich to go.

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All aboard
the ham tram!

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Toot, toot!

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Well, I hope
you're happy.

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Oh, I am. You know,
I had my doubts at first,

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but spicy mustard
was the way to go.

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I'm talking about Dave.

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We're all over there
supporting him.

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Why won't you?Because

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I don't want him to look like

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the white guy
who thinks he knows better,

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swooping in to fix
all the black folks' problems.

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If I wanted a white savior,

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I'd watch Sandra Bullock
in The Blind Side.

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Calvin, you love that movie.

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I don't love that movie.

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I just said,
"Don't change the channel."

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Okay, you're right.

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Some people may think
Dave is that way.

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But that's not who he is,
and you know that.

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That's because
I'm an evolved man, Tina.

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You can't expect
the rest of the neighborhood

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to be as open-minded as me.

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Open-minded?
Seriously?

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You refuse to
watch a movie

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if it has subtitles.

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If I wanted to read,
I'd get an audiobook.

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All I know is Dave cares
about this community.

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Councilman Evans

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has been coasting for years.

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All he ever does is brag

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about the time
he met Eddie Murphy.

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Tina, but you got to admit,

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that's a great storyright there.

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I mean,

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the same car washon the same day?

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That's destiny.

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Okay, fine. Do what you want,
but I'm supporting our friend.

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So am I. I'm protecting him.

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I don't want to see anybody
attack or ridicule him.

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You ridicule himall the time.

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But I do it
from a place of love.

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What?

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I love doing it.

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[laughs]

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Calvin, I can't tell you

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how much it means to
have your endorsement.

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Oh, I'm notendorsing you.

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I just brought youto the barbershop to show you

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what the people around herethink about you running.

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[chuckles]:Plus, I can't wait

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till the fellas hear howyou shut down the strip club.

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Well, you'll see. I'm gonna
get plenty of support.

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After all, you know, I'm
down with Que and the guys.

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I just brought a
squash casserole

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over to the shop last week.

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Dave,

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there's nothing downabout a squash casserole.

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There will be once they get
their cholesterol checked.

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Hey, shop.

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What's up, man?Hey, Calvin.

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Hey, Calvin.Hey, Dave.

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What's up, Dave?Yo, Dave.

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Did you get that thank you noteI sent you for the casserole?

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You hear that, Calvin?

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He loved it.

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And the serving dish it
came in was great, too.

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I sold it for ten bucks.

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Cool. Cool.

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Got that in Peru.

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Uh, so, you guys might've heard

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that I'm running
for city council.

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Yeah, we heard.
[laughing][laughing]

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I saw one of your signs.I thought it was hilarious.

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They drew eye patch, horns,

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and I don't want to saywhat you had in your mouth.

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[laughter]

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Why are youlooking at me?

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I just did the eye patchand the horns.

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O-Okay.

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[chuckles]:
I-I'm starting to get the vibe

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that, uh, some of you
might be skeptical.

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But, you know, I've got
some really great ideas

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about the neighborhood that I
think might change your minds.

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Uh, I got a question.

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Great. Fire away.

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Was that an Old Bay seasoning
you used in that casserole,

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or was it Lawry's?

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Any other questions?

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Oh, yeah.

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That are notabout the casserole.

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Oh.

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Hey, good afternoon, gentlemen.

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Oh, oh, oh!ALL:
Hey.

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Councilman.Hey.

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I just wanted to drop in
and say hi

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to some
of my finest constituents.

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And Trey.

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[laughs]

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You always got jokes,Councilman. [laughs]

191
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Yeah, and you always got
a court date.

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[laughter]You got him.

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Come on.

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Wow, so that's
Councilman Evans, huh?

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He's really charming.

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Yeah, and waittill you feel his handshake.

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It's smoother than margarinemelting on a hot roll.

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Calvin Butler.

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Yeah.Hey. How'sthat beautiful Tina?

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Well, she's married to me,

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so she's blessed.[laughs]

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Yeah.

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Uh, Councilman.
I'm Dave Johnson.

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Dave Johnson.The competition.

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[chuckles]

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It is greatto finally meet you.

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It is good to meet you, too.

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Oh, my God,it's like a buttery hug.

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I've been doingmy homework on you,

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and it looks like youare ready to run a good race.

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Probably in short shorts.

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[laughter]

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Well, you know, Councilman,
now that you're here, uh,

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I have a question
for you.Go right ahead.

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Well, I'm just curious on how

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you plan on approaching the
shortage of schoolteachers

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that our district
is currently facing.

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Hmm.

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Mmm.

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Mm-hmm.

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Dave, that is

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a very important issue,and I'm glad

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you brought that up.

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Our teacher shortage

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is a real challenge.Yeah. Right on.Yes, sir.

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It is a challenge
that we shall meet together

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as a community.All right. All right.

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And speaking of meeting,

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did y'all hear my storyabout how I met Eddie Murphy?

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[excited chatter]

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Let Dave in here.

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He ain't heard
it yet. Come on.

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I was getting my car washed.Okay.

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He was getting his car washed.No!

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I look over at him.
He looks back at me.What?

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He said...[imitates Eddie Murphy laughing]

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[indistinct shouting]For real!

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He... Just like in the movies!

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He laughs like in the movies!

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I can't believe it.

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Councilman Evanstotally dodged my question.

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[chuckles]But can you believe

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that him and Eddie Murphyboth use cinnamon air freshener?

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Wow.

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No. Not wow.

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If anything deserves a "wow,"
it's my five-point plan.

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Each point has five
points of its own.

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It's a 25-point plan.

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That's 25 wows.

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[sighs]Look, Dave, the bottom line is

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to half of the people,

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you're the white guywho's new in town.

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To the other half,you're the new guy who's white.

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Hey. Yo, Dave,

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you got some explaining
to do, man.

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What are you
talking about?

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Isaiah posteda picture of you online,

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standing nextto a Confederate flag.

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What?Well, that's crazy.

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I would never--

261
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,776
Oh. Yeah, that's me.

262
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,045
You better start explaining
why you're in a picture

263
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:58,266
posing next to a cake
with a Confederate flag on it.

264
00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,094
Calvin, you don't understand.

265
00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:03,445
Look, that picture was
from my tenth birthday party.

266
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,055
Well, what'd you do
when you turned 11,

267
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,274
go to a Klan rally?

268
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,713
Isaiah cropped the picture.

269
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:13,020
Look, the theme of the party
was The Dukes of Hazzard.

270
00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:15,152
That flag is on their car.

271
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,067
I had no idea what it meant.

272
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,721
I'll tell you what it means now.

273
00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,984
You can forgetabout being on the city council.

274
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,857
In fact, I wouldn't even get
on a city bus.

275
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,598
This is a disaster.

276
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:27,861
I'm gonna go talk to Gemma.

277
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,341
Why didn't I havean A-Teamparty?

278
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,735
Everybody loves Mr. T.

279
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,347
Aw, man, I can't
believe this.

280
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,348
I called it.

281
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,741
I knew this would happen.

282
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,004
What? You knew

283
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:43,615
Isaiah would finda 25-year-old picture

284
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:46,880
of Dave blowing out the candleson a Confederate flag cake?

285
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,317
Yeah. I just didn't say it
out loud.

286
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,886
Well, we got to help
him clear his name.

287
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,584
How? His name is on the cake.

288
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,892
Dad, Dave is your friend.

289
00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,241
You know he's not racist.

290
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:01,372
I know that.

291
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,070
But what am I supposed to do?

292
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,856
Everyone who's seen that picturealready thinks he is.

293
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,250
Which is exactly why we need
to help him.

294
00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:11,513
Because nobody knows better
than black people

295
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:14,081
how painful it is to be labeledas something that you're not.

296
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,823
Right, Pop?

297
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,520
Damn it, Malcolm.

298
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,306
Now I got to do the right thing.

299
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,786
And that's on you.

300
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,749
I can't believeIsaiah would do this.

301
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,794
His handshakeisn't like a buttery hug.

302
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,230
It's like a...

303
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,667
Damn it! It islike a buttery hug!

304
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,889
Well, two can play
at this game.

305
00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:42,413
I'm gonna dig up
some dirt on Isaiah

306
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,546
and see how helikes it.What dirt?

307
00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,461
Like how he never does anything

308
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,376
or is cheating on his wife

309
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:50,944
or how he embezzled millions
of dollars from the city.

310
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,728
You found that online?

311
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:53,903
No, I'm putting it there.

312
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,079
Gemma,

313
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,255
we are not gonna stoop
to his level.

314
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,344
Look, we just have
to face facts.

315
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,259
I'm done.

316
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,913
Don't talk like that.

317
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:07,351
You have never backed down
from a fight in your life.

318
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,310
Not even when my stripper
cousins jumped you

319
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,615
at Nana's birthday.

320
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,401
Yeah, that was no joke.

321
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:16,317
Bambi threw glitter
right in my eyes.

322
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,579
[knocking]

323
00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:18,580
Hey, Gemma.

324
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:19,755
Hey, Dave.

325
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,975
Are you here to say"I told you so"?

326
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,106
I wasn't.

327
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,455
But now that you mention it,

328
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,674
it does feel right, doesn't it?

329
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,503
Well,don't bother.

330
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:30,505
I think it's pretty obvious thatI have to drop out of the race.

331
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,507
Oh, Calvin,please talk some sense into him.

332
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,943
I'll be upstairs.

333
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,424
You're not gonna go post lies
about Isaiah, are you?

334
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,730
Well, not anymore.

335
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,429
So whatdo you want?

336
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,430
[grunts]

337
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,648
Look,

338
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,955
I know I told you
that you shouldn't run,

339
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:48,958
but I don't want to see
you go down like this.

340
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,918
If Isaiah's willing to
stoop this low, then,

341
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,833
clearly, we need some
change around here.

342
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,835
Which is why you have my vote.

343
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,924
Unless that line
is too long.

344
00:13:57,967 --> 00:13:59,969
Yeah.

345
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,101
So you're gonna help me?

346
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,319
Yes.

347
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,973
But, first, we
need to find out

348
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,106
if Isaiah has any
more dirt on you.

349
00:14:06,149 --> 00:14:07,498
Like, for Halloween,

350
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,110
did you ever go as a
pointy-headed ghost?

351
00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,986
Hi, I'm calling
on behalf

352
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:20,207
of the Dave Johnson for
City Council campaign--

353
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:24,385
Oh, well, let me tell you
something about yomama...

354
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,213
Hello?

355
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,475
[sighs]Okay.

356
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,694
So far, that'sthree "yo mamas..."

357
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:30,913
[groans]

358
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567
...five "go to hells,"[groans]

359
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,874
and one "I better not seeyour ass at Chipotle."

360
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,875
[gasps]

361
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,748
Everyone is
so mad at us.

362
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,750
I don't know how much more
of this I can take.

363
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:44,535
And I'm really gonna miss
Chipotle.

364
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,712
Look, I knowthis is bad right now,

365
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,192
but you can get through this.

366
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,280
You're tough.

367
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,195
I'm not so sure.

368
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,719
Well, I am, okay?

369
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,373
You moved your family
into this neighborhood,

370
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,419
and you didn't take mess
from anybody.

371
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,811
I guess.

372
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,031
And you're a principal
at a private school.

373
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:05,469
You have to deal with snotty,
spoiled brats all day.

374
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,819
And their kids, too.

375
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,649
Half the time, I can't even tellif the moms are mad at me

376
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,173
'cause of all the Botox.

377
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,219
Trust me, girl.

378
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,829
You got this.

379
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,657
Maybe you're right.Mm.

380
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,138
I am kind of a badass B-word.

381
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,010
Mm. Damn straight!

382
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,709
Mm! You are the secondstrongest woman I know.

383
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:28,928
Who's the first?

384
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,103
Me, B-word!

385
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,890
Okay, Dave,

386
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,500
you sure you're ready for this?[exhales]

387
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,067
It's gonna getkind of rough in there.

388
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,243
No problem.
I'm just gonna start

389
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,593
by telling them that
there's no way that I'm racist

390
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:45,901
because my best
friend is black.

391
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,950
As your black best friend,

392
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,779
never say you havea black best friend.

393
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,434
Okay. All right. Well, then
I'm just gonna go in there

394
00:15:57,478 --> 00:16:00,046
and tell them that these
false accusations have got--

395
00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,048
have got me
straight trippin'.

396
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,448
I take it back.

397
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,320
I'm not your black best friend.

398
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,279
Okay, so...
[sighs]

399
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,889
Well, what am I
supposed to do?

400
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,980
Look, just go in there andshow them who you really are.

401
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,285
I'll have your back.

402
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,461
Okay. I'm just
gonna go in there

403
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,985
and I'm gonna...

404
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,683
and I'm gonna clap...
back... at my haters.

405
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,949
I never should've shown him
Black Twitter.

406
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,300
[indistinct chatter]

407
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,475
Hey, guys! Hey, guys.

408
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,043
[chatter stops]

409
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,479
What are you doing here?

410
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,829
Yeah. And if you gota casserole,

411
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,919
you drop it offand you leave.

412
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,838
Okay, obviously, everyone
here has seen the picture.

413
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:57,146
But I swear, you guys, it
is not what it looks like.

414
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,669
Please.

415
00:16:58,713 --> 00:16:59,888
I've used that line before,

416
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,324
and it was
always what it looked like.

417
00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:02,673
[others agreeing]

418
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,893
All right. Okay,
hold on, everybody.

419
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,677
Come on.Give the man a chance.

420
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,896
A chance to what,

421
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,854
say he's got
a black best friend?

422
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,552
[others agreeing]

423
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:15,034
Thank God you talked
to me outside.

424
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,905
Okay, listen up.

425
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:20,126
Now, I know what everybodyin here is thinking about Dave.

426
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,302
But I've known this manfor two years,

427
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,304
and I can tell you thisfor sure--

428
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,132
there is nota racist bone

429
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:29,526
in his pasty littlewhite body.

430
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:32,529
But whatabout the picture?

431
00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:35,532
Look, he was a dumb kidwho watched a dumb TV show.

432
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,664
That doesn't mean

433
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,013
that he was...Wait, wait.

434
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,754
Is that
from The Dukes of Hazzard?

435
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,451
I used to love
that show!

436
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,323
[others agreeing, chuckling]

437
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,325
Yeah. It had
that cool theme song.

438
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,023
♪ Just the good ol' boys...

439
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,547
Oh, wait.

440
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,767
See?

441
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,160
You all watched that show.

442
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:57,119
Which means that Davedidn't do anything wrong.

443
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,121
That's right.
This was just Isaiah trying

444
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,036
to smear my name
so that he could

445
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,821
win... the... election.

446
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:07,129
I can't believe
Isaiah would stoop that low.

447
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,261
Exactly.

448
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:10,611
And you all saw him dodgeDave's question.

449
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,179
That's becausehe doesn't have answers.

450
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,310
But Dave does.

451
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,183
He has a 25-point plan that,
trust me,

452
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,793
you do not want to hear.

453
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,970
But i-if you
want to read it,

454
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:23,363
I have a pamphlet
right here

455
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:24,799
that has all...

456
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,629
Look, my point is

457
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:32,546
is that Dave Johnsonis gonna fight for us.

458
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,548
He's gonna makeour schools stronger

459
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:35,984
and our parks safer,

460
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:38,552
and he's gonna listento the needs of this community.

461
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,945
And that's why he hasCalvin Butler's support.

462
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,731
Now, come on.Can he count on yours?

463
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,124
[all agreeing]

464
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,561
[chattering]

465
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,129
Hey, tha-thank you, guys.

466
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,608
And thanks, Calvin.

467
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,610
I don't know how I
can ever repay you.

468
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:54,829
Well, when you're elected,

469
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,613
you can fix my parking tickets.

470
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,093
[chuckling]

471
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,226
I'm gonna pretend that
I didn't hear that.

472
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:03,011
Should I pretendto say it again?

473
00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,102
And, you know,
guys, uh,

474
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,540
just so you know,Isaiah Evans isn't the only one

475
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,761
who has rubbed elbows
with a famous person.

476
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,719
Oh, yeah?Who'd you meet?

477
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:18,069
Well, a little celebrity chef
named

478
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,723
Paula Deen.Uh-oh.

479
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,856
Come on. We got to go.
We got to go.[others protesting]

480
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:25,294
Well, where do you think I gotthe recipe for the casserole?

481
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,563
So, you ready
for your lesson?

482
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,218
Yep. Timeto make my handshake

483
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,961
smoother...than... Isaiah's.

484
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:44,313
You know you don't
actually clap in a clapback?

485
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,923
Well, then, whathave I been doing?

486
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,490
I have no idea.

487
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:50,058
Look,

488
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,366
now, remember, when it comes
to shaking a man's hand,

489
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,151
you want to be confident
and comforting,

490
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,153
like a warm sock,

491
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,633
fresh from the dryer,

492
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,765
slipping onto his foot.

493
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,854
Check this out.

494
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:05,682
Hi.

495
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,554
Calvin Butler.
Nice to meet you.

496
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:08,990
Wow.

497
00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:10,426
I actually believeyou meant that.

498
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,341
Yeah.

499
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,473
[doorbell rings]

500
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,174
Councilman Evans.

501
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,219
What areyou doing here?

502
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,350
I just came by to say

503
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,787
good luck on the campaign.
[chuckles]

504
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,398
Oh, after that photo,

505
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:27,313
I could've sworn
you were gonna drop out.

506
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,315
Well, not a chance.

507
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:32,056
It's gonna take a lot morethan that to scare me away.

508
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,841
Okay.

509
00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,584
May the best man win.

510
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,812
Damn.

511
00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,945
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