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Hey, guys.

2
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Hey, Dave.
Hey, Gemma.

3
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We just came from
the farmers market.

4
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Buckle up,
persimmon season came early.

5
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Or as I like to call them,
apples with attitude.

6
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You want to try one?No, thanks.

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I had enough attitude
from my employees today.

8
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I'll be damned if
I get it from a fruit.

9
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Did something happen
at the shop?

10
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Yeah, another one
of our mechanics quit

11
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to go work
at Motor Boys,

12
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so this month alone we're down
a Rudy and two Julios.

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I mean, Julio I get,
that guy was never loyal,

14
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but Julio?

15
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I thought
we were friends.

16
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That's awful.

17
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Yeah. Why do you think
they left?

18
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They don't like the way
Calvin treats them.

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What are you talking about?
They love me.

20
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I'm the world's best boss.
It says so on my coffee mug.

21
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You're using the mug I gave you.

22
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And you thought
it was a dumb gift.

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Yes, because you
don't work for him.

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All I'm saying, Calvin,

25
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is you need to treat the guys
with more respect.

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I respect them.
It's not my fault

27
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they're too stupid
to understand.

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Okay. If we lose
one more mechanic,

29
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we're basically
a car wash.

30
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You know,
I can help you guys.

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This is exactly
what I do for my job.

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You work
at a car wash?

33
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No, I'm a conflict
mediator.

34
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I can go into your shop, talk
to your employees, and come up

35
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with ways that you can improve
your relationship with them.

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GEMMA:
He's really good.

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At the last school I worked at,
he settled a dispute

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between the football team
and the marching band.

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[chuckles] The football team
was beating up the band geeks?

40
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No, the other
way around.

41
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Our flute section
was gangsta.

42
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You know, baby, I think
we should let Dave help us.

43
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Fine, but if you
screw this up,

44
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I'm going flute section
on your ass.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

46
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♪ Welcome to the hood.

47
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Oh, perfect.

48
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On time for dinner, but too late
to help set the table.

49
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God is good.

50
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Yeah, God had nothing
to do with it.

51
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I saw you peeking
through the window.

52
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Yeah, and I saw you stick your
finger in the mashed potatoes.

53
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You want to dance?

54
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Shh.

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Hey, what's up, boys?Hey, what's up, Pop?

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Yo, I heard
Julio quit.

57
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Uh, yeah, the hell
with that guy.

58
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No, I meant Julio.

59
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Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him.

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[knocking on door]

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[groans]

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Oh, hey, Dave.
What's with the clipboard?

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Well, before I sit down
with your employees,

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I came by to see
what you had to say.

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Oh, here's what I have to say:
bye, Dave.

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Come on, Pop, you told Mom you
were gonna take this seriously.

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Yeah, besides that,
you know he's not going away.

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DAVE:
He's right. I'm not.

69
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Fine. Come on, man,
let's get this over with.

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Okay, first question:
what three words

71
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best describe
your leadership style?

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World's best boss.

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The mug says it,
and I agree.

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Okay, uh, if that's
how you feel,

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what do you think the root
of the problem is at the shop?

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[chuckles]
That's easy, everyone else.

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Okay, I think I'm getting
a clearer picture

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of what the problem is.

79
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Yeah, and the picture
looks like this.

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Ha! [laughs]

81
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Why the hell do your fingers
smell like mashed potatoes?

82
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Ooh!

83
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You know what? [stammers]
Pop, y-you just afraid

84
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that people gonna say
bad stuff about you.

85
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Yeah, you know,
the truth.

86
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No. No, the problem is

87
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that no one understands I'm not
their friend, I'm their boss.

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If they want a friend,
they need to go on the Facebook.

89
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You know, Calvin, you don't need
to be their friends.

90
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Just 'cause you're their boss

91
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doesn't mean you can't have a
healthy relationship with them.

92
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I have a healthy relationship
with them.

93
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I'm like a loving father
that they're afraid of.

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Move, potato fingers, go.

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[both laughing]

96
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Ooh.

97
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Isn't that the cute girl that
moved in upstairs from you?

98
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Yeah, Keira.

99
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All right. Did you
ask her out yet?

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Yes, every morning
in my mirror.

101
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Well, have you done it
in front of somebody

102
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that's not wearing
Star Warspajamas?

103
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I can't, man.Why not, Marty?

104
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She makes me nervous.

105
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I get all mixed up and
tongue-tied around her.

106
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Well, you better get untied
because... [clears throat]

107
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here she comes.Oh, no! How much wood

108
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could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Hi, Marty.[laughs]: Hi. Hey, Keira.

110
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Uh, you brother
my Malcolm, remember?

111
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Yeah, hi.

112
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So I see you got your mail.
You've got mail!

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[laughs]Yeah, too bad
it's all bills.

114
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I've got student loans!

115
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[laughing] It's funny
'cause she's in debt.

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You've got no money!
[laughs]

117
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Okay, well,

118
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I'll see you guys later.

119
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You're gonna
die alone.

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All right, guys, I'm here
to talk to you about ways

121
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Calvin and Tina can make this
a respectful atmosphere,

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productive workplace,
and most importantly,

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a safe space.[loud whirring]

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[chuckles]

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Oh, a question. Yes?

126
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Yeah, are we getting paid
for this?

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[chuckles] Yes, you are.

128
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Great. Can you start
from the top again?

129
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Okay, basically, I'm gonna
ask you some questions

130
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about your issues and concerns.

131
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But won't we get in trouble
for what we say?

132
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No, because everything you say
will be strictly confidential,

133
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so none of you
have to worry

134
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about any of this getting back
to Tina or Calvin.

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Hey, hey, everybody!

136
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Cal-Calvin,
what are you doing here?

137
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Oh, I'm just bringing
some doughnuts for my boys.

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There is no "I" in "team,"
but there is one

139
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in "I love you guys."

140
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Uh, Calvin, I'm-I'm trying
to talk to your employees.

141
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Dave, I don't have employees.

142
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These guys are basically
like family.

143
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How's your wife, Norm?

144
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I'm not married.

145
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Well, too bad because
you're a real catch.

146
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Calvin, i-if this is gonna work,
you can't be here.

147
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Okay, all right, I'm gonna go,
all right? Hey, uh,

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quick update, guys,

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I just voted for
Employee of the Month,

150
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and congratulations,
you all won!

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[knocking on door]

152
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Oh, you're not Keira.

153
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What was your first clue?

154
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That I'm not a woman or that
I'm talking to you? [laughs]

155
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Well, for your information,
that's about to change.

156
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Oh, you finally asked her out?

157
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Better. I've devised an
elaborate plan to lure her

158
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to my apartment, where I'll be
on my own turf, and therefore,

159
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more comfortable
to ask her out.

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I call it
"Operation Date Keira."

161
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Yeah, that sounds
more to me like

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"Operation Restraining Order."

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No, trust me, man,
it's foolproof.

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This morning I put a piece
of my mail in her mailbox,

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which she will feel compelled
to return to me,

166
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and if she doesn't,
she's committed a felony,

167
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and I'm not interested.

168
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Marty, that is the dumbest
idea I've ever heard,

169
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and that includes Pop's plan
to buy a mannequin

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so he can ride
in the carpool lane.

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[elevator bell dings]

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Dumb you say? [laughs]

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That was the sound
of the elevator,

174
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and I hear the sound
of beautiful little footsteps.

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And here we go.

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Yeah, would you
look at that,

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you got jury duty.
[laughs]

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Ugh, what is
taking so long?

179
00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,965
I can't even believe
I'm about to say this,

180
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but when is Dave gonna get here?

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Baby, relax.

182
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Why are you so stressed out
about Dave's report?

183
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Because it's gonna be
full of lies about me.

184
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And if it says that I called
Norm a certain name,

185
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I didn't do it.

186
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And everybody laughed.

187
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Baby, you created
this situation,

188
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and now you have to deal
with the consequences.

189
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Like the time
that cop pulled you over

190
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for driving
with that mannequin.

191
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[knocking on door]Well, they wouldn't have
pulled me over

192
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if the mannequin was white.

193
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Oh, stop.

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, come on in.Hey, Dave.

196
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So, uh, how'd it go
down at the shop?

197
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Really well, and you were right
about Norm. [chuckles]

198
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How is that guy single?

199
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Okay, so how
do we do this?

200
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Well, I usually start
by explaining my methodology

201
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and how I arrived
at my findings.

202
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Yeah, sounds good. We're not
gonna do any of that. Come on.

203
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:05,588
All right, uh, well,
here's what I found:

204
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:08,199
after numerous interviews,
it's clear that your employees

205
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,505
have serious issues with...

206
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,768
Norm's a liar!

207
00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:22,866
Okay, babe, relax.
I-I thought we agreed

208
00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,695
that we would accept
whatever Dave says, right?

209
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:27,567
Well, I'm-I'm glad
you feel that way, Tina,

210
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:28,959
because the complaints
weren't about Calvin,

211
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,221
they were about you.

212
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:32,397
What?

213
00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:34,922
You heard the man, Tina.

214
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,750
Those idiots love me.

215
00:09:42,843 --> 00:09:44,279
Seriously?

216
00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:47,021
I'm the problem?
Calvin yells at everybody

217
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:50,372
and calls them names,
and they blame me?

218
00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:54,289
[chuckles] It's funny
how that works, huh?

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Okay,

220
00:09:55,943 --> 00:10:00,295
okay, okay, tell me exactly
what these egg-sucking, two-bit,

221
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:02,558
no-good punks said.

222
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:05,561
Well, surprise, surprise,

223
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,389
they find you to be
a little insulting.

224
00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:13,482
Fascinating. Go on.

225
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,876
Okay, well, uh,
in general,

226
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,965
they feel like
you don't respect their work

227
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:20,532
and sometimes
can be a little unfair.

228
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:24,362
Oh, my God. I mean,
I-I feel horrible.

229
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,886
I mean, I would never--

230
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,235
Give me that.

231
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,499
I'm sorry, Tina.

232
00:10:30,542 --> 00:10:32,544
These interviews have got
to stay confidential.

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00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,503
I took an oath.

234
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,417
Really?

235
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,375
Well, it's not an official one,

236
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:40,378
but I made up my own
and I take it very seriously.

237
00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,120
You know, I respect that, Dave.

238
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:46,733
Just like I respect
our employees at work.

239
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:50,127
Ah.
[laughs]

240
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,521
You are just loving this,
aren't you?

241
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,741
Well-well, come on, Tina.
This isn't about me.

242
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:58,179
This is about the shop.
And how mean you are there.

243
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:05,012
Okay, look, the best
thing to do at this point

244
00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,710
is for me to sit down with the
two of you and your mechanics

245
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,017
and figure out some adjustments
that Tina can make.

246
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,541
This is unbelievable!

247
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,196
Look, come on, babe,
all joking aside,

248
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,720
we cannot afford
to lose any more mechanics.

249
00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,941
So for the good of the shop,
you got to do this.

250
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,509
You're right, baby.
You're right.

251
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,033
If it's for the good
of the shop--

252
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:28,078
Give me that!

253
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,130
[muffled]:
I took an oath!

254
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,440
Yo, yo, yo.

255
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,833
What's up, man?
What you doing here?

256
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,487
Oh, I just came to
get some supplies

257
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:49,056
for the next phase of
Operation Date Keira.

258
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,579
Come on, Marty. I told you

259
00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,537
you are making this
way too complicated.

260
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,887
No, I heard what you
said, which is why

261
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,453
I made this one
way more simple.

262
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,587
All I need is a tennis
racket and a frozen turkey.

263
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,635
You do realize
if I hear any more,

264
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,725
I will have to testify
against you.

265
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:09,772
Okay, I... I know I'm
being a little crazy,

266
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,948
but I'm-I'm not
like you, Malcolm.

267
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,515
You could talk to girls
about anything.

268
00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,431
I got two subjects:
science and science fiction.

269
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:19,782
[chuckles] Marty,
you're just making excuses, man.

270
00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,742
A-And all these ridiculous plans
are just half measures.

271
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,135
If you really want
to go out with this girl,

272
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:28,443
you just have to go all the way
and ask her out.

273
00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:31,141
Okay. You're right.

274
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,664
All the way it is.All right.

275
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,449
I'll see you later.[chuckles]

276
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:37,626
Although, I could hire a
roller-skating mime to go to...

277
00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,583
Marty.

278
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,629
Fine.

279
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,196
I'll save that for the proposal.

280
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,506
[knocking on door]

281
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,034
Hey, Tina.

282
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,818
Dave told me about the report.

283
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,646
How are you doing?Terrible.

284
00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,517
I feel so bad about
what's going on at the shop.

285
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:02,390
I could really use
my girl's shoulder to cry on.

286
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,608
I'm not giving you the folder.

287
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,785
Damn it!

288
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,743
Come on, Tina.
Finding out who said what

289
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,832
isn't gonna make you
feel any better.

290
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,923
Who said anything about
feeling better? I want revenge!

291
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,883
Look, I get it. You're
hurt, you're angry,

292
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,798
you're looking around for
the folder, which isn't here.

293
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,497
Come on, Gemma.
You know, I've been up all night

294
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,325
thinking about this,
and I think I finally realized

295
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,543
what's going on here.

296
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,545
Really? What?Sexism.

297
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,764
Think about it.

298
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,114
I am a female boss
in a shop full of men,

299
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,204
and-- huh-- what a shocker,
I'm the problem.

300
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,554
Wow. I hadn't
thought about that.

301
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:38,556
Come on.
You are a school principal

302
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,516
with a bunch of male employees
who work under you.

303
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,518
You know they don't treat you
with the same respect.

304
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,389
I know.

305
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,739
I've had to deal with them
calling me "bossy,"Mm.

306
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,785
"demanding," "bootylicious."

307
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,178
What?

308
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:55,225
Actually, that was Ms. Nelson,
the P.E. teacher.

309
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,532
So you know what I'm saying.I do.

310
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:58,663
So you're with me?Yeah.

311
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,230
Sisters in arms?
Hell yeah!

312
00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:02,667
Oh, God, I'm so lucky
to have you as a friend.

313
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:03,755
I'm still not
giving you the folder.

314
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:06,019
Damn it!

315
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,979
Hey. There's Keira.

316
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,415
Now's your chance
to ask her out.

317
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,895
No, man. Now's not the time.

318
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,462
Our food's gonna get cold.

319
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:17,247
Marty, we have frozen yogurt.

320
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,120
Okay. You're right.

321
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,643
No more half measures.

322
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,687
All right.

323
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,864
[sighs]

324
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:25,908
[clears throat]

325
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,083
Hey, Keira.

326
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,432
Oh, hey, Marty.

327
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,912
Did you get the mail
I put under your door?

328
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,479
What? That was you? Oh.

329
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,002
Well, on behalf
of the U.S. justice system,

330
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,222
you are guilty of being
a good neighbor.

331
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:37,006
[both laugh]

332
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,487
Uh, so, um...

333
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:43,839
I was thinking,
maybe Friday night,

334
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,147
you and I could go out on a date
together. All the way.

335
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,324
Uh, to-to a restaurant.

336
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,152
That's so sweet,

337
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,850
but I actually have
a boyfriend back in Houston.

338
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,157
Oh-- uh, uh, right, of course.

339
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,680
Of course. Uh...

340
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,551
[chuckles]
"Houston, we have a boyfriend."

341
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,031
[both laugh]

342
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:04,729
[clears throat]But if it's okay with you,

343
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,253
I'd love to be friends.

344
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,950
[scoffs]
Absolutely.

345
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:10,648
I love friends. Almost as much
as I love the TV show.

346
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,434
I'm kind of a black Chandler.

347
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,915
Okay, well, I'll see you later.Okay.

348
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,396
Aw, man, she has a boyfriend?

349
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,616
Yep. She wants to be friends.

350
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,445
I'm sorry, little bro.
That's a real bummer.

351
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,577
Are you kidding? I'm in.

352
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:29,493
It may have taken seven seasons,
but Monica married Chandler.

353
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,842
[laughs]

354
00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:33,106
Could this be a better day?

355
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,764
Okay, everyone, this session is
for healing and moving forward.

356
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,637
No one should feel threatened
or under attack.

357
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,725
[loud whirring]

358
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,905
Okay-- Hey, guys, listen,

359
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,690
Tina's gonna say a few words,

360
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:57,260
and I'll just sit back and take
a sip from my favorite mug.

361
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:04,093
Okay, well, let me start
by saying that I am sorry.

362
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,096
It was not my intention
to make anyone uncomfortable.

363
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,317
It's just, as a boss,
it's challenging

364
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,755
to work with a bunch
of whiny-ass babies!

365
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,714
DAVE:
O-Okay.

366
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,803
In-in my professional
opinion, I think

367
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,762
we should focus
on the words "I'm sorry"

368
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:24,548
rather than every word
that came after that.

369
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,942
TINA:
No, no, no, no.

370
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,596
I'm sorry all right.

371
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:31,381
Sorry that I am surrounded
by a bunch of male chauvinists

372
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,819
who can't stand having
a woman as their boss.

373
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,996
You got it all wrong.

374
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,301
I don't care
that you're a woman.

375
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,781
Yeah, neither do I.

376
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,871
I mean, Julio did,
but Julio set him straight.

377
00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,004
Babe, come on, now.

378
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,223
We're trying to save
our business here.

379
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,660
So just admit
that you're the problem

380
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,228
like I admitted that I wasn't.

381
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,058
You know, I don't
believe y'all.

382
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,017
Just because you say
you're not a sexist

383
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,844
doesn't mean that you're not.

384
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,064
I'm not a sexist. I just
didn't think it was fair

385
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,761
that you docked my
pay last month.

386
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:06,460
Lenny, you broke
the hydraulic jack.

387
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,419
Calvin wanted to fire you.
I talked him out of it.

388
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,073
You was gonna
fire me for that?

389
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,554
It had sentimental value.

390
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,252
I changed Quincy Jones's tire
with that jack.

391
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,819
Wow.

392
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,299
Okay, but what about

393
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,910
when you made us
work overtime for a week?

394
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,520
LENNY:
Yeah.

395
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,523
That's because Calvin wanted you
to work on Christmas Day.

396
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,091
I did that so you could be
with your families.

397
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,266
What?
What?
Dang, Calvin.

398
00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,268
Hey. Hey!

399
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:34,879
I was being
culturally sensitive.

400
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,838
Any one of you could be Jewish.

401
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:38,666
Okay, all right.

402
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,930
You know, I see how this is.

403
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:43,758
It's not about
sexism at all.

404
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,325
It's Calvin.

405
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:49,155
That does make way more sense.

406
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,592
Mm-hmm. Right, right, right.

407
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,984
So instead of being mad at me,

408
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:55,030
you should be mad at
mug man over there.

409
00:17:56,858 --> 00:18:00,122
Tina, be respectful.
This mug was a gift.

410
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,689
NORM:
No, no, no.

411
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:02,951
She's right.

412
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,301
I want to change my answer
to "Calvin."

413
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,824
But can I keep it anonymous?

414
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,698
Sit down.Okay, all right. Well,

415
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:13,614
Calvin, given this new
and, well, in retrospect,

416
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,877
unsurprising information,

417
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,228
is there anything
you'd like to say?

418
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:21,056
Yeah.

419
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,972
Dave, you really messed this up.

420
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:27,149
Calvin, these guys have been
with you for a long time.

421
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,891
You really want to lose
them to Motor Boys?

422
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,936
CALVIN:
Okay, look.

423
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,896
Guys, I know that
I can be a tough boss,

424
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,072
but that's because
I care about this place.

425
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,900
And I care about you.

426
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,424
I mean, this isn't some
run-of-the-mill chain

427
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,426
like Motor Boys.

428
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,211
This is a neighborhood shop.

429
00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,430
And that's because of the work
that you do.

430
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:51,042
So, now that I hear you,

431
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:54,959
I'll try to consider
your feelings more.

432
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,920
But I think we can all agree
that from here on out,

433
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,357
you're paying for the doughnuts.

434
00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,883
TINA: Really?DAVE: O-Okay.

435
00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,538
Well, look, Calvin, that's
a step in the right direction.

436
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,454
Fellas, w-what do you say?

437
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,631
S-Sounds fair to us.

438
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,200
[chuckles] Good. All right,
well, as a sign of good faith,

439
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,942
why don't you guys take
the rest of the day off?

440
00:19:20,985 --> 00:19:22,073
Okay.

441
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,642
[clicks tongue]
We close in ten minutes.

442
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,122
You know what?
You're right. Why bother?

443
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,428
Get back to work.

444
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:29,603
TINA:
No, no, no.

445
00:19:29,646 --> 00:19:31,605
Don't listen to him.

446
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:35,043
You can all leave now and come
in one hour later tomorrow.

447
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,305
Right, Calvin?

448
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,220
Sure.

449
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,135
Yeah.Thank you.

450
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,789
Thank you.Y'all got it.

451
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,226
Well, all right. Okay.

452
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:48,099
Another business saved,
relationships mended.

453
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,101
You know, it's like
I always say:

454
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:53,670
if everyone just slows down
and takes the time...

455
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,237
[loud buzzing]

456
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,418
This place is a death trap!

457
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,993
So none of the mechanics
were sexist at all?

458
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:15,039
No. In fact,
Terrell loves strong women.

459
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:18,042
He has a giant back tattoo
that says "Mommy."

460
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,958
Aw, that's so sweet.Mm-hmm.

461
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,047
I hope Grover never
ever does that.

462
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,182
Oh, hey, Calvin. I was
wondering where you were.

463
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,663
Well, to say thank you
for what you did at the shop,

464
00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,578
I got you a little gift.Oh.

465
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,144
Hey-- You shouldn't have.

466
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,060
"World's Best Grandma"?

467
00:20:38,846 --> 00:20:40,978
Don't worry,
you'll grow into it.

468
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,596
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