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Okay, Grover,
this is it.

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If the kicker misses,
we stay alive,

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and those losers go home.

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But... if he misses,
won't he feel sad?

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Yeah, he'll be devastated.

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It's my favorite part
of football.

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Okay, here comes
the kick.

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[exhaling sharply]

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Yes! No good!

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No good!

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Ha! That's so good!

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Look at his...
look at his face.

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Oh, what happened?

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The kicker missed
the field goal.

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Aw. He must feel so sad.

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Is Tina still at church?

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It's getting
kind of late.

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Yeah, she's
on the selection committee

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to choose a new pastor.

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She really likes
this latest candidate.

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Ooh, is he the "fire
and brimstone" type,

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or more of a hip,
guitar-playing dude

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who's down with the G-O-D?

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I haven't met him.

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But Tina spending Sundays
at church

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lets this dude be down
with the NFL.

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[chuckles] And if that's
not the Lord's work,

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I don't know what is.

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[indistinct chatter, laughter]

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Oh.

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Hey, guys.

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This is Pastor Don.

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Pastor Don, this is
my lovely husband, Calvin,

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our neighbor Dave
and his son Grover.

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Hi. How are you?Hi.

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It's nice to
meet you all.

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So, uh...

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what brings you by, Pastor,

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just before
the late game starts?

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Well, I invited him to join us
for Sunday dinner.

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[turns off TV]There.

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Whoa, whoa, Tina,
what are you doing?

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I didn't invite the pastor
over here to watch football.

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I brought him here
to get to know us better.

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Well, let me start
by letting you know

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how much I love football.[turns on TV]

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[chuckles]
Calvin.

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Fine.

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[turns off TV]Hey.

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That's the same face
the kicker made.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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So, Pastor Don,
congratulations

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on your new job.

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Or should I say...

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"Job."

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So, uh,

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blasphemy's okay,
but I can't watch football?

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You know, the truth is,
I-I don't have the job yet.

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I'm still on a trial run.

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All right, everyone,
dinner is served.

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All right. You know,
if we cut down on the chitchat,

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we can be done by halftime.

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[chuckles] Okay, so, Pastor,
why don't you sit here

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at the head of the table?
Right, Calvin?

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Of course.

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Well, here, take my seat.
I left it nice and warm for you.

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Okay, so, Pastor Don,

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would you do the honor
of saying grace?

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My pleasure.Ah.

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Father God, we ask
that you bless this meal,

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everyone here,

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and especially bless

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Sister Tina,Mm-hmm.

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the one who made it.[giggles]

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Can you throw in something
about my spelling test tomorrow?

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[laughing]

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Grover.

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No, it's okay.
I like the boy's spirit.

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Hey, you all should join us
at church on Sunday.

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We'd love to!

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Ooh, I've always
wanted to wear

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one of those big
fancy church hats.

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And now I finally have
a big fancy chance.

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Ah, look at that,
table neighbor.

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The Lord just keeps
bringing us together.

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God is good.

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Yes, He is.

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No matter what Sister Rose said
about Him at Bible study.

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[Tina and Pastor Don laugh]

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Hey, what-what'd she say?

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Oh, it's a long story.

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You had to be there.

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But your comeback
was hilarious.

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[laughing]

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Wha... What was your comeback?

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[laughs]:
Oh...

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Baby, you had to be there
for that, too.

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Well, I'm glad Iwas.

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Sister Rose was so embarrassed,

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she pretended
she was speaking in tongues.[laughs]

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That... that's funny.

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You know what it reminds me of,

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is last week in the supermarket
when the checkout guy said,

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"ketchup sauce."

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[laughing]:
Remember that, Tina?

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Uh-huh. That was funny, too.

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[laughs]: Man,
I wish I was there.

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Ah, "ketchup sauce."

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That sounds hysterical.

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You know, you all have
such a lovely home.

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How would you feel about
hosting Bible study here

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this Thursday night?[gasps]

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We'd love to!We would?

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Yeah. I mean,
yeah, we would. Yeah.

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Oh-ho-ho!

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Ha-ha!Damn it!

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It's like you knew I
was gonna do a fake punt.I did.

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You literally just said,
"Watch this fake punt."

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I was talking to my team.
Quit listening to my huddle!

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[loud thumping]

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Uh, what was that?

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That's my new
upstairs neighbor.

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[thumping continues]

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Man, that has got
to be annoying.

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Yeah, that's not all.

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Yesterday he parked
his pickup truck

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so close to my car,
I had to climb out
through the trunk.

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Oh, man. Wait, do you
have security cameras

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in your garage?Oh, you mean so I
could show the landlord?

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No. So I can watch you
squeeze your nerdy ass
out of that trunk.

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[laughing]

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Hey, Calvin.

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Oh, hey, Gemma.

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It was so nice getting to know
Pastor Don last night.

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He's very charming.

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Yeah, he's fine.

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Uh-oh. That's the same "fine"
Dave's mom gave me

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when I asked her how I looked
in my wedding dress.

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You know, I just don't like
how chummy he is with Tina.

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Did you see him
hold her hand at dinner?

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Calvin, we were saying grace.

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Well, did you see what he did
after dinner?

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What kind of pastor
drinks scotch?

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You offered it to him.

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As a test-- which he failed.

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I don't know,

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this guy's up to no good.

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Well, to be honest,
I know how you feel.

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You do?Yeah.

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Women are always throwing
themselves at Dave.

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Did you date another Dave
before this one?

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I'm just saying, if your gut's
telling you something, trust it.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I need to keep an eye on him.

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Hmm. It's not easy,
but it's the price we pay

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for falling in love
with hotties.

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All right.

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Now, if I can trap him
into taking my bishop,

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I can take his queen.

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Ha! Now you're talking
to yourself.

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Actually, I was
talking to you.

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Ha. Checkmate.

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[chuckles]

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[loud thumping]Yo, seriously,

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you haven't taken care
of this cowboy yet?

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I sure did.
I confronted the guy

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and told him what's what.

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Oh, you did?Yes.

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Via a friendly note
I slid under his door.

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But I think

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the Starbucks gift card sent
quite a message.

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Marty, you have backed down
from stuff your whole life.

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Remember your first day at USC
when one of your professors

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called you Morty, and
you never corrected him?

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It wasn't that big a deal.

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Your diploma says
Morton Butler!

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[thumping continues]

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Okay, Marty, I
could go upstairs

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and take care of this
for your sorry ass.

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Yes, that'd be great.

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Come on, little bro,

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you can't keep running
from your problems forever.

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Think about it-- what
would Yoda tell you to do?

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[sighs]
I guess he'd say...

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[imitating Yoda]:
Confront him, you should.

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Exactly.

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Then why are you
still standing here?

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Because stalling, I am.

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All right, everyone,
let's dig in and see

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what the Lord has to say
about helping those in need.

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But first,
what Ineed is another piece

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of Sister Tina's
delicious peach cobbler.

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Aw. Thank you, Pastor.

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Ask and you shall receive.

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[chuckles]:
Oh, thank you.

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Hey, everybody.
Sorry I'm late.

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Oh, baby,
what are you doing here?

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I thought you were playing poker
with the guys.

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I changed my mind.

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Tonight
I'm betting it all on God.

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[chuckles]
Well, Brother Calvin,

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you came to the right place.

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And you're sitting
in the wrong one.
Okay, come on.

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Oh. Sorry.

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Now, to quote Jesus
after he rose from the dead:

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"What'd I miss?"

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I want to thank you both so
much for hosting tonight.

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No. Thank you.

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Your words were so inspiring.Oh, thank you.

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Good stuff, now.
All right.

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Thank you, Brother Calvin.

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Sister Tina,
I'll see you Sunday morning.

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Ooh, she'll be there.

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My wife-- 30 years, two kids!

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Hmm.

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We might even have another one!

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Calvin, what is wrong with you?

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You were acting so weird
during Bible study.

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Weird how?

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Well, first of all,
you were atBible study.

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All right, you want
to know the truth?

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I don't like
this Pastor Don guy.

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You know, I think
he got his eyes on you.

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[scoffs] Oh,
please, Calvin.

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He's just trying
to butter me up

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because I'm
on the selection committee.

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Nah, Tina. It's
more than that.

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This guy's a snake
in our garden,

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and he's trying to take a bite
of your apple.

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You said that
about our dry cleaner,

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the guy at the gas station,

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and our dentist.

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Well, he never told me
Ihad a beautiful smile.

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You know, Calvin, I don't have
time for this, all right?

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And for your information,
our dentist is gay.

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His husband thinks you have
a beautiful smile.

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You got this, okay?
You are the man,

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and you are about to shut
this chump down.

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[singsongy]:
Hello?

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Hello.

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00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,220
Oh. Uh...

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H-Hi. Hi.

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I-I-I'm...

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I'm-I'm Morton.
I mean Morty.

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I-I mean, I am, um,

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Marty, your downstairs neighbor.[laughs]

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I'm Keira.

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Oh.

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You're the guy
who left me that gift card.

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That was so thoughtful.

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Oh, it's no big deal.
You know, I would do it

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for anyone who was on top of me.

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I mean, uh,

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I mean, under-underneath you.
I mean...

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Ah... welcome
to the building.

257
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[laughs]

258
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,422
Thanks.

259
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,858
Hey, uh, actually,

260
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,555
if it's not too weird,
would you mind

261
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:44,426
helping me with something?

262
00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,645
What? Are you kidding?

263
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,211
If it's weird, I'm into it.

264
00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,735
I mean, uh,

265
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:52,608
uh, I would be...
I'd be happy to help.

266
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,176
I've been trying
to move furniture by myself.

267
00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,960
Sorry if I was
a little loud.

268
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,962
Oh, not at all. In
fact, it was so quiet,

269
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,747
I thought maybe a
mouse had moved in.

270
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,010
Are you calling me short?

271
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,708
What? No! No, I didn't
even notice your body.

272
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,449
Well, I mean, I
noticed your body.

273
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,451
[chuckles]
[scoffs]

274
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,713
So, you needed some
help with something?

275
00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,323
Yeah.

276
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,325
Can you help me slide
this couch against the wall?

277
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:15,892
It's too heavy to lift.Oh...

278
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,241
Maybe it's too heavy
for you, but...

279
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,329
Also for me.

280
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,940
[screams]

281
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:23,160
[muffled screaming]

282
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,728
Oh! I'm coming,
baby bro, I'm coming!

283
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,338
But I'm coming strapped!

284
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:33,170
♪ I'm gonna lay down my burden

285
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,346
♪ Down by the riverside...

286
00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,087
What are you doing?

287
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,741
I'm prepping for church
with Calvin and Tina.

288
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,090
♪ Down by the riverside...

289
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:42,266
Why?

290
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,399
Well, because it's
gonna be different

291
00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:46,357
from the church
that we go to,

292
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,881
and I want to be respectful.

293
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,274
Which is why I watched a
bunch of YouTube videos,

294
00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:53,756
Sister Act,and
eight Madea movies.

295
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,585
Whoa!

296
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,849
Are you gonna do backflips
down the aisle like that nun?

297
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,940
[chuckles]
Grover, don't be silly.

298
00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,116
She's 80. I'm gonna get
way more air than her.

299
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,989
[knock on door]

300
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,688
Oh, hey, Calvin.

301
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,559
Hey. Dave, is Gemma here?

302
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,779
I need her to talk some sense
into Tina.

303
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,303
Actually, she's at
a PTA meeting. What's going on?

304
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:23,046
I'm pretty sure that Pastor Don
is making moves on Tina.

305
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,526
What?

306
00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:25,919
Did something happen?

307
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,182
I mean, not exactly,

308
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:31,707
but he's made excuses to see
her every night this week.

309
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,449
"Let's go visit the elderly."

310
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,497
"Oh, come help me
feed the homeless."

311
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,632
I'm telling you,
he's a bad dude.

312
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:45,547
Okay.

313
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:49,507
Uh, oris it possible
what you're actually upset about

314
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,683
is that Pastor Don
is connecting with Tina

315
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:53,250
in a way that you're not?

316
00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,296
[scoffs]
That's crazy.

317
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:59,604
Is it? Look, Tina's church life
is obviously important to her,

318
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:02,129
and maybe Pastor Don
is just filling a void

319
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,652
that you choose not to.

320
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,263
I don't know.

321
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,743
Maybe.

322
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,572
Remember, Calvin.

323
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,792
"Don't judge
or you will be judged."

324
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,838
Wow, Dave.

325
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,797
I didn't know
you knew scripture so well.

326
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,582
Actually, I-I got that
from Whoopi Goldberg.

327
00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,587
I'm so sorry.

328
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,850
Is your foot okay?Oh, it's fine.

329
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,243
Pinky toes are totally cosmetic.
[chuckles]

330
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,462
[pounding on door]

331
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,596
Get your damn hands
off my brother, you...

332
00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:38,687
...surprisingly tiny lady.

333
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,429
Uh, Keira, this is

334
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,561
my brother, Malcolm.
Malcolm, this is Keira.

335
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:45,172
[chuckles]:
Hey. Oh,

336
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,738
so you're the one who's...

337
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,871
Drives the really cool truck
I've been telling you about.

338
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:51,874
Nice to meet you.Yeah.

339
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:52,962
What's with the rocket?

340
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,747
Oh. Um, it's a, uh...

341
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,315
a housewarming gift.
[chuckles]

342
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,013
Right, Marty?

343
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,405
Uh, yep.

344
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:04,756
Yep. Uh, signed by Buzz Aldrin
and everything.

345
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,890
[chuckles]
Well, thank you.

346
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,893
Hey, you guys
are my first houseguests.

347
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,113
Let me get some beers
to celebrate.MALCOLM: Okay.

348
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,766
[chuckles]

349
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,944
She is cute.

350
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,424
Yeah, I know. Thank you
for making me come up here.[chuckles]

351
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:22,774
Yeah, you see what happens
when you stand up for yourself?

352
00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:25,560
[exhales] Yeah, man. In
fact, I'm gonna do it now.

353
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:26,735
Get the hell out of here.

354
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,694
["I Need Thee Every Hour"
playing]

355
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:34,134
♪ I need thee

356
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:42,142
♪ Every hour...

357
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:45,101
All right, buddy. Now,
remember, we're guests here,

358
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:49,105
so let's be respectful
and just try to blend in.

359
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,593
Oh, my God.
Look at all these hats.

360
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,551
I knew I shouldn't have gotten
the small one.

361
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,338
Okay, I'm warning you, Calvin.

362
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:07,558
You better not embarrass me
in front of Pastor Don.[sighs]

363
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:10,344
Don't worry, I won't.

364
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,868
I think maybe I was...

365
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,304
wrong about him.

366
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,829
Wait, did you just admit
to being wrong?

367
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,832
Okay, God, a deal's a deal.
I'm-a stop cursing.

368
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:22,878
[chuckles]

369
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,749
Hey, uh,

370
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,316
I'm-a catch up with
you in a second.

371
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,710
Okay, baby.Brother Calvin,
good to see you.

372
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,842
Are the Rams not playing today?

373
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:35,325
Well, I decided that
this was more important.

374
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:37,110
Plus, it's a night game.

375
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,764
Listen,

376
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,679
I... I just wanted
to apologize

377
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,681
about my behavior
at Bible study.

378
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:47,555
The truth is is that
I had this crazy idea

379
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:50,645
that you was making
moves on my wife.

380
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:51,994
You did?

381
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,562
Yeah, you know how
us guys can be.

382
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,564
Yeah.[laughs] Well, you have
nothing to apologize for.

383
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,087
I completely understand.

384
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,654
Thanks, Pastor.

385
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:02,483
After all, Sister Tina's
a very attractive woman.

386
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,184
Excuse me?

387
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,751
As scripture says,

388
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:13,015
"He who finds a good wife
finds a good thing."

389
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,670
Obviously,
Tina's a good wife,

390
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,542
but I'm more interested
in the bad ones.

391
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,595
You heard that, right?

392
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,688
[vocalizing]

393
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:36,996
♪ Bless

394
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,563
♪ Me now

395
00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:44,829
♪ My savior...

396
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,267
[muttering]

397
00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,833
Calvin.

398
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:50,618
What is wrong with you?

399
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,272
I'm talking to God.

400
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,708
I got a complaint about one

401
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,058
of his employees.

402
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,061
♪ To

403
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:03,326
♪ Thee.

404
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,068
Good morning, church.

405
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,505
Morning.Is it?

406
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:13,206
Today's message comes
from the Book of Revelations.

407
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,598
You got that right.

408
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:20,561
Now, everyone in here knows
that God sees everything.

409
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,911
CONGREGATION:
Mm-hmm. Amen.I see your ass.

410
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,265
Which is why we must stay
vigilant against temptation.

411
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,571
That's right.

412
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:34,314
Walk the righteous path
and cast out

413
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,793
those who lead us astray.

414
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,708
No way. I heard enough.

415
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,101
I need to testify.

416
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,843
Let Him use you, Calvin!

417
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,285
Brother Calvin,
I appreciate your enthusiasm,

418
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:52,027
but we normally don't testify
until the end of the service.

419
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,334
Yeah, well, today is different,

420
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,728
'cause there is a devil
among us.

421
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,036
Thank you,
Brother Calvin.

422
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,343
We'll look into that. Now,
if you open your Bibles to...

423
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,084
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, I'm not done.

424
00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,827
We are in the presence
of a false prophet.

425
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:13,048
A wolf in sheep's clothing.

426
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:17,226
A man who covets
other men's wives.

427
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:19,272
And I know that commandment
is important

428
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,448
'cause it made the top ten list.

429
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,322
And that man's name...

430
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,545
...is Pastor Don.

431
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,155
[congregation gasps]

432
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,592
Let your light shine, Calvin!

433
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,554
Did you watch
Sister Actagain?

434
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:43,861
If loving Whoopi is wrong,
I don't want to be right.

435
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,082
Forgive Brother Calvin.

436
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,692
He knows not what he says.

437
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,955
I'm a man of deep faith

438
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,741
who respects the sanctity
of marriage. I would never...

439
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,569
Hold up!

440
00:18:55,612 --> 00:18:57,136
You got other women on the side?

441
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:02,315
You told me I was the only woman
you were checking for.

442
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:07,015
Oh, so you just laying hands
on everybody?

443
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,973
Uh...

444
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:12,368
Unless you ready
to meet the Lord,

445
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,109
I suggest you get out of here
right now.

446
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,242
Because, uh,
this ain't the first fight

447
00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,157
Wanda's had at church.

448
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,202
I-I'm-a... I'm-a...

449
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,378
[chuckles]:
Oh-ho.

450
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,467
Uh-oh!

451
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,991
Only God can save him now.

452
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:28,689
CONGREGATION:
Amen.

453
00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,436
♪ Victory is mine

454
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,655
♪ Victory
is mine ♪

455
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:42,529
♪ Victory today is mine

456
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,095
♪ I told Satan...

457
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,968
This church is awesome.I know.

458
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,057
As soon as we get home,
I'm going hat shopping.

459
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,798
And this time,

460
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,104
I'm going big.

461
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:56,325
Speaking of going big,
give me some room.

462
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,935
It's backflipping time.

463
00:19:57,979 --> 00:20:00,286
Uh... Oh.

464
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,375
Babe, you doing okay?

465
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,985
Are you kidding?

466
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,769
Look at all
of these good people

467
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,118
rejoicing
in the Lord, Calvin.

468
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,208
Thatis church.

469
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,558
[chuckles]Amen to that.

470
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,995
Hey, you got to
admit, though.

471
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:16,563
I was the only one that knew
that Pastor Don was a snake.

472
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,826
Baby, you sure were.[chuckles]

473
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:20,828
Which is why
you're the newest member

474
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,482
of our pastor
selection committee.

475
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,440
Yeah.

476
00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:27,661
Huh?We meet on, uh, Sundays,
Mondays and Thursdays.

477
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,489
[chuckles]

478
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,491
Those are all my
football days.

479
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,101
Take it up with God.

480
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,929
♪ Victory

481
00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,192
♪ Today is mine

482
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,542
[loud crashing]

483
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,327
Oh! Oh!

484
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:47,811
It's okay.
I'm all... I'm all right.

485
00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,074
The drums broke my fall.

486
00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,815
["Victory Is Mine" playing]

487
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,426
♪ Victory is mine

488
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:56,298
♪ Victory is mine ♪ Victory

489
00:20:56,342 --> 00:21:00,563
♪ Victory today is mine.

490
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:08,832
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