1
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Oh, I love
your new fire pit, Calvin.

2
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Thanks. You know,
one night I looked over

3
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at Crackhead Victor's
trash can fire

4
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and thought, "That looks cozy."

5
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So, what are
we toasting to?

6
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Well, I know a
certain couple

7
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that has a big
anniversary coming up.

8
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Right, Calvin?

9
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Who?

10
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[laughs]: I'm just
kidding, baby. It's us.

11
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It is us, right, babe?

12
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Come on.

13
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To 30 years
of marriage.

14
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Whoa!
[gasps]
Whoa!

15
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I can't believe you guys
have been married for 30 years.

16
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Wow. That means you got married
when we were only...

17
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Drink your drink, Gemma.

18
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Well, so how are you
guys gonna celebrate?

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Weekend in Cabo?
Couple's massage?

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Or our personal favorite,

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reading poetry to one other

22
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while maintaining
intense eye contact?

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It's like
a sexy staring contest.

24
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Okay, well, we'll
probably just do the usual

25
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and go out for dinner.

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Wha-- come on.
30 years is a milestone.

27
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You can't just go out to dinner.

28
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She's right, babe.
We should go big.

29
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Let's catch a movie, too.

30
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Ooh.

31
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[sighs]
Come on, you guys.

32
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You got to do
something more romantic

33
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than dinner and a movie.

34
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You know, we're not
one of those kind of couples

35
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to make a big deal
out of stuff like this.

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We didn't even
have a real wedding.

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Just the two of us
at the courthouse.

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I know what you guys
should do.

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You two should have
a ceremony to renew your vows.

40
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That's ridiculous.I love that idea.

41
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Tina, we already
did our vows.

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"Till death do us part."
You're not dead, I'm not dead.

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In the eyes of God,
we're good.

44
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You know what? Well, I want
this year to be different.

45
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I want the wedding
that I never had.

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[gasps] Yay![chuckles]:
All right.

47
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Dave, would you please...Yeah. C-Calvin, don't worry.
I got you.

48
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I would love
to be your best man.

49
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[Gemma squeals]

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[laughs]
Yes.

51
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

53
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Hey, Grover.
You want to help me

54
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and Miss Tina
plan her vow renewal?

55
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What's that?

56
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[exhales] It's when
two married people decide

57
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to reaffirm their love...I'm out.

58
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[knocking on door]

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Hey, Tina. Come on in.Hey.

60
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Thanks again
for helping me with this.

61
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Ugh, are you kidding?
I love weddings.

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The romance, the flowers,

63
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the jealousy on all
your girlfriends' faces.

64
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Okay, so where do we start?

65
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I thought we could look at my
wedding album for inspiration.

66
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Okay. Let's do it.Oh.

67
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Ooh. Oh, my God, Gemma.
You are so beautiful.

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Aw, thank you.

69
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Ooh, is that Ryan Seacrest?[chuckles]

70
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No, that's Dave.
He had frosted tips back then.

71
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[gasps] You came down
the aisle on a horse?

72
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All my bridesmaids, too.

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Except Denise. She took a hoof
to the head at the rehearsal.

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Wow, Gemma.
Look at this reception.

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The centerpiece,
the cake.

76
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Calvin would never
go for this.

77
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But wouldn't he want
whatever makes you happy?

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Let me put it a different way.

79
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Would doing this make you happy?

80
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Well, I have always felt
that I kind of missed out.

81
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So let's fix that.

82
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You know, you're right. I'm in.

83
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I'm gonna have
the dream wedding

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that I never got.[squeals]

85
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[laughs]Ooh, and you know
what you should do?

86
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I'm not getting
on no damn horse, Gemma.

87
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No.

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Yo, Dave,

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you need to check Gemma.

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[sighs]: Oh, no.
Not lice again.

91
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You know, I told her
to stop sharing hats.

92
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No. Gemma's putting
crazy ideas in Tina's head.

93
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I mean, look at the budget
for this vow renewal ceremony.

94
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Ooh, wow. She wants to
release a hundred doves

95
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after the "I do's"?

96
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I know. And if I pay
that much for birds,

97
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they better come with
mashed potatoes and a drink.

98
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Look, Calvin,
I-I know it's expensive,

99
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but don't you think
Tina's worth it?

100
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Of course she's worth it,
but that's not the point.

101
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I can do more romantic things
for Tina with this money.

102
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Well, like what?Like buy a Jacuzzi.

103
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Tina wants a Jacuzzi?

104
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A chance to soak in bubbles
with all this?

105
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[chuckles] Some things
are safe to assume, Dave.

106
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Okay. Well, look, if
you want to save money,

107
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I can perform
the ceremony.

108
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I got ordained online
so I could officiate

109
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my buddy
Kevin's wedding.

110
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Okay. You're hired.

111
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Now, look, next on the list
is a bartender.

112
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Now, I know Grover's
too young to drink alcohol...

113
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Mm-hmm.

114
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...but can he pour it?

115
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Hey, man. What's up?

116
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Hey, what are
you doing here?

117
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What does it look like?

118
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I'm grocery shopping.

119
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Oh, uh, tell Mom and Dad
they out of milk.

120
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So, what kind of gift
were you thinking about

121
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for their anniversary?

122
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Oh.

123
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I was just gonna sign
my name on whatever you got.

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So don't go cheap
and make me look bad.

125
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Malcolm, we can't
just buy something.

126
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You know?
30 years is a big deal.

127
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We got to, we got to get them
something from the heart.

128
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Okay. Like what?

129
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I'm glad you asked.
I was thinking

130
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we could sing their favorite
song at the ceremony.

131
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"Baby Got Back"?

132
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Not Mom's favorite song,
their favorite song.

133
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"Just the Two of Us."

134
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You know, that's not a bad idea.

135
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I mean, she did
always love it

136
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when we sang together
in those church plays.

137
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Right? Okay.
Let's give it a try.

138
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I'll lead you in.

139
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Okay.
Two, three, and...

140
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♪ I see the crystal
raindrops fall ♪

141
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♪ And the beauty
of it all ♪

142
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♪ Is when the sun
comes shining through ♪

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[laughs]

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[off-key]: ♪ To make those
rainbows in my mind ♪

145
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♪ When I think of you sometime

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♪ And I want to spend
some time with you. ♪

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I think my voice might've
changed a little since puberty.

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You think?

149
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Oh, hey, babe.

150
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Put that down. I want
to show you something.

151
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Ooh. Not right now, baby.
The boys are here.

152
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[chuckles]

153
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Not that something.

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This something.

155
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Ah. What's this?

156
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It's the new budget
for the vow renewal.

157
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Now, your man got creative
and saved us a ton of money.

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Holla!

159
00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:05,816
So you want to have our
vow renewal at Ernie's Hot Spot?

160
00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,688
And if we do it at happy hour,

161
00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,516
we get dollar drinks
and free wings.

162
00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,387
Double holla!

163
00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:17,132
Calvin, what the hell does
"neighborhood flowers" mean?

164
00:07:17,175 --> 00:07:18,786
Well, it just means
I take the roses

165
00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:20,396
from Miss Kim's front yard.

166
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So you're gonna steal flowers
from a 75-year-old lady?

167
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She's got glaucoma.
She won't know it's me.

168
00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,102
Really, Calvin?

169
00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:33,540
Free wings?
Stolen flowers?

170
00:07:33,583 --> 00:07:35,411
This is how much you love me?

171
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Wow.

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Babe.

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Look, I just don't understand
why we got to waste

174
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all this money on a day
we've already had.

175
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Baby, I just want
a nicer wedding memory

176
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than hearing a judge
next door scream, "Guilty!"

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00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:54,430
Look, I would've liked to had
something nicer, too,

178
00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,433
but we had to get
married when we did.

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You were pregnant
with Malcolm.

180
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,265
Excuse me? "We had to"?

181
00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,180
[stammers] Come on.
You know what I mean.

182
00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,574
Now, I... I mean...
[chuckles]

183
00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:10,577
You know, not "had to."
Of course I wanted to.

184
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,056
You know.

185
00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,493
It w-- it was
the right thing to do.

186
00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:16,060
[halting laugh]

187
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:19,455
"The right thing to do"?

188
00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,848
Okay, hold on. Now, Tina...

189
00:08:20,891 --> 00:08:22,850
So the only reason why
you married me,

190
00:08:22,893 --> 00:08:25,548
because it was
the right thing to do?

191
00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:29,596
Okay, now, would you please stop
putting my words in my mouth?

192
00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,034
You know what, Calvin? I'm done.

193
00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,601
I'm calling this ceremony off.

194
00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:37,517
Not because I have to,
because I want to.

195
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[sighs, grunts]

196
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:44,524
She'd be a lot more relaxed
if we had a Jacuzzi.

197
00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,838
[chuckles]:
H-Hey.

198
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:56,666
Did you sleep on the couch
last night?

199
00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:59,756
[grunts]
Mom and Pop got into a fight.

200
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:03,281
She kicked him out of their room
and he kicked me out of my room.

201
00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,848
Why didn't you sleep in my room?

202
00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,284
'Cause I'm
a grown-ass man, Marty.

203
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,460
I'm not sleeping
in a rocket ship bed.

204
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,336
What were they
fighting about?

205
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,599
Well, I don't know,
but it must've been pretty big

206
00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,775
'cause Mom called
the vow renewal off.

207
00:09:18,819 --> 00:09:20,777
Whoa.
Yeah.

208
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,953
Are you sure it wasn't
because she heard you singing?

209
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,132
Hey, boys.
Have you seen your mother?

210
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:31,962
Uh, she and Gemma went shopping
and to get their nails done.

211
00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:34,965
Although I think the word
she used was "sharpened."

212
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,144
Sounds like
you messed up big, Dad.

213
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:43,017
[sighs]
Yeah, I guess I did.

214
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:46,673
I know you boys are gonna find
this hard to believe, but, um,

215
00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,631
I said something stupid to her.

216
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,372
What?
You?

217
00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:53,070
Please.
No.

218
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,637
Yeah, it's true.

219
00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:55,986
Your father's not perfect.

220
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,902
What? No.
You? Please.

221
00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:01,035
But it's gonna be all right,
all right?

222
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,689
I know why she's mad
and I know

223
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,386
what I got to do
to take care of it.

224
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,431
Oh, you're gonna go ahead
with the vow renewal.

225
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,564
No. I'm gonna wash her car.

226
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,785
[door closes]

227
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,874
Well, at least it'll be clean
when she runs him over with it.

228
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,484
Yeah.

229
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:19,749
Look at all these
nail polish choices.

230
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:21,751
[gasps] "Midnight Temptress."

231
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:24,319
[gasps] "Vampire's Embrace."

232
00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,886
Ooh! I'm gonna get pink.

233
00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,673
Well, why is this one
so expensive?

234
00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,806
Oh, it has real
gold in it.

235
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,417
Oh, Calvin would never
want to pay for that.

236
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,462
So I'll take 20.

237
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,901
You feeling any better?

238
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,554
Not really.

239
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:45,557
I can't believe Calvin actually
said the reason he married me

240
00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:47,037
was because I was pregnant.

241
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,431
Well, if it helps,
back in Hickory Corners,

242
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,651
that's the only reason
people get married.

243
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,698
And all this time
I thought he did it

244
00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:57,265
because he was in love with me.

245
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,832
Don't be ridiculous.

246
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,138
Of course he was
in love with you.

247
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,705
After we said, "I do,"

248
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,577
he went up to the third floor
to pay a speeding ticket.

249
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,191
Okay, he said something stupid,

250
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:14,456
but you guys have been together
for 30 years and are so in love.

251
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:17,938
That doesn't happen with people
who "have to" get married.

252
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:21,637
I just wanted a wedding that
I could be proud of, you know?

253
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,727
Well, maybe Calvin didn't give
you that, but he did give you

254
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,642
a marriage
you could be proud of.

255
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,210
I suppose.

256
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:32,692
All I know is that when
Dave and I get to 30 years,

257
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:38,393
I hope our marriage is as loving
and fun and supportive as yours.

258
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,353
Although, I could use
a little less eye contact.

259
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:45,574
[laughs]

260
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:48,229
Thank you, Gemma.
You're a good friend.

261
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,276
You know, by the time
Dave and I celebrate

262
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,930
our 30th anniversary,
you will be...

263
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,192
Drink your drink, Gemma.

264
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,069
Hey, Calvin,
what happened?

265
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:04,027
I heard the vow renewal
was called off.

266
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:07,596
Yeah. Tina wasn't too excited
about the budget cuts,

267
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:11,774
and then we both said some stuff
I wish I could take back.

268
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,518
Man, I'm sorry
to hear that.

269
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:19,042
'Cause I found the sickest
Dave Matthews lyric

270
00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,958
to kick off
the ceremony.

271
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:25,353
Wow, if I'd known that,
I would've canceled it myself.

272
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:28,617
But it's okay.

273
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:31,576
She'll be fine once she see
how clean her car is.

274
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:35,929
Uh... [chuckles]
Calvin, you sure that's enough?

275
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:38,061
No. I'm not stupid.

276
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:41,151
That's why I'm gonna pop in
this new air freshener.

277
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,722
Okay, Calvin, um, let
me ask you a question:

278
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,898
What does it mean when
your brakes are squeaking?

279
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,813
You need new brake pads.

280
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,641
And your car
is backfiring?

281
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:55,426
Uh, you probably need to check
your fuel injector.

282
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,602
One more question,
you getting a bill.

283
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:02,433
Okay, my point is,

284
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:04,000
is you know how
to listen to cars,

285
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,655
but I-I don't think you're
listening to your wife.

286
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,832
No, look, I am listening, Dave.
It's just this...

287
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:13,053
this whole vow renewal thing
is so unnecessary.

288
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,837
Yeah, but sometimes the
things that are unnecessary

289
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:16,708
are the things that
matter the most.

290
00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,972
Like what?
Well...

291
00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:21,322
Like these chrome rims.

292
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,715
Do they make Tina's
car run any better?

293
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,718
No, but they look good.

294
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,851
What about the
leather seats?

295
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,853
Come on now,
you've seen my wife's butt.

296
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,812
I'm not putting that
on no cloth.

297
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:39,731
Okay, so it sounds to me
like what you're saying is

298
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,866
these things aren't necessary,
but they do matter.

299
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:47,696
Hmm. I guess I am.

300
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,698
Maybe you're right.

301
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:52,309
Maybe I need to give
my marriage an upgrade.

302
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:54,311
Yeah, man, come on.

303
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,705
Bring it into the shop.
Put it up on the lift.

304
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,359
Trick out that whip.

305
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,887
You know, I think this is
the most manly conversation

306
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:05,932
we've ever had.

307
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,762
That really
warms my heart.

308
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,243
And we're back.

309
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,815
Whew, girl, I cannot believe
you dragged me

310
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,383
to five different
beauty supply stores.

311
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,775
What can I say?

312
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,822
Dave's very particular about
his lavender bath salts.

313
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,041
Ugh.

314
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,826
Where is everybody?
Calvin, I'm home!

315
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,655
Hey, Mom.Seriously, Malcolm?

316
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:36,005
You'd rather put on a suit
than do your laundry?

317
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:40,880
If you would just come with me
to the backyard.

318
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,884
Do you know what this is about?

319
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,886
Maybe.

320
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:49,976
Is that why you squealed
when Dave texted you?

321
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,979
Maybe! Let's go.

322
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:59,289
[playing gentle
classical music]

323
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,863
Oh, hell no.

324
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,386
Tina, wait!

325
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,912
Look, babe, I know I messed up,

326
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,783
but I just wanted
to let you know just...

327
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,742
I'm not leaving. I'm just
going to change my clothes.

328
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,962
I cannot get married
looking like this!

329
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,746
Come on!

330
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,364
I'm never
getting married.

331
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,280
It takes too long
for girls to get dressed.

332
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,325
I'm with you,

333
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:38,981
but I'm watching
my mouth today.

334
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,985
Are you ready
for our song?

335
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,074
Don't worry about it,
man. I got this.

336
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:46,902
You better,
because if you don't,

337
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,600
I will drop you like
Beyoncé did Destiny's Child.

338
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,389
Ooh, wait, they're coming out.

339
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,044
[gentle classical music playing]

340
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,540
Wow.

341
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,293
Sorry it took me so long.

342
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,556
I would've waited all night.

343
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,689
We almost did.

344
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,047
We are gathered
here...

345
00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,049
[crying]

346
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,922
Give me a minute.

347
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,449
Okay.

348
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,928
Nope.

349
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:01,020
Dave, I got it from here.

350
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,938
Tina Butler,
love of my life,

351
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,985
I still remember the
first time I saw you.

352
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,988
You were singing on stage
at the Moonlight Lounge,

353
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,383
looking almost as beautiful
as you are tonight.

354
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,037
Oh, God.

355
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,084
This is Kevin's wedding
all over again.

356
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:23,564
Oh.

357
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:28,090
When I first heard
your voice, I knew

358
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,397
that I didn't just
want to be with you

359
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,661
for the rest of my
life, I had to be.

360
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:40,233
Well, I remember looking down
at you from the stage

361
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,974
and seeing
the most handsome man.

362
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,457
A beautiful smile,

363
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,112
those bright eyes,

364
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,506
and the shiniest Jheri curl
I'd ever seen.

365
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,161
[laughter]

366
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,641
I was like a
sexier Rick James.

367
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:04,083
Look, I know I say the
wrong thing sometimes,

368
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,520
but the one thing I
never regretted saying

369
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,000
was "I do."

370
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,005
Me neither, baby.

371
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,139
Dave.

372
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:23,406
By the power vested in me
by MakeMeAMinister.com...

373
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:30,283
...I proclaim your vows
of marriage renewed.

374
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,154
You may now kiss the bride.

375
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,378
["Just the Two of Us" playing]

376
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,991
This is for you,
Mom and Dad.

377
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,559
♪

378
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,605
♪ I see the crystal
raindrops fall ♪

379
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,738
♪ And the beauty
of it all ♪

380
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:54,959
♪ Is when the sun comes
shining through ♪

381
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,657
[deep voice]:
♪ Just the two of us

382
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:02,141
♪ We can make it if we try,
just the two of us ♪

383
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,707
[deep voice]:
♪ You and I.

384
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:09,235
Aw, look at our babies.
That's so sweet.

385
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,845
Yeah, that's good.

386
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,673
Now let's show them
how it's really done.Yeah.

387
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:15,763
Give me the damn mic. Thank you.

388
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,679
♪ We look for love,
no time for tears ♪

389
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,246
♪ Wasted water's
all that is ♪

390
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:24,598
♪ It don't make
no flowers grow ♪

391
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:28,428
♪ Good things might come
to those who wait ♪

392
00:19:28,471 --> 00:19:31,213
♪ Not for those
who wait too late ♪

393
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:34,434
♪ We got to go
for all we know ♪

394
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:37,132
BOTH:
♪ Just the two of us

395
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,787
♪ We can make it if we try

396
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,006
♪ Just the two of us

397
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,399
♪ You and I...

398
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,533
You know what?

399
00:19:46,576 --> 00:19:50,319
Being here, I realized that,
after ten years of marriage,

400
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,756
I love you
more than ever.

401
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,671
Aw, I feel
the same way.

402
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,977
Really?

403
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,980
You know it, baby.

404
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,113
BOTH:
♪ Just the two of us

405
00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,986
♪ We can make it
if we try ♪

406
00:20:05,029 --> 00:20:07,031
♪ Just the two of us Just the two of us.

407
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,252
[deep voice]:
♪ You and I

408
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:12,167
BOTH:
♪ Just the two of us

409
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,474
♪ We can make it if we try

410
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,998
♪ Just the two of us

411
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:19,392
♪ You and I.

412
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:25,963
Wow!♪

413
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,749
Gemma, I didn't know they had
the Electric Slide in Kalamazoo.

414
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,141
[scoffs] Are you kidding?

415
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,013
Add a banjo
and some hay on the floor

416
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,537
and this is the
"Boot Scootin' Boogie."

417
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,018
Yeah, but there's
one big difference.

418
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,674
Yours is about the boots,
ours is about the booty!

419
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,066
Hey!
[laughs]

420
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:44,504
Oh, okay. Okay, y'all.[music stops]

421
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:47,681
Party's over. Leave your gifts
at the door and get out.

422
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,685
Uh, Calvin,
it's only 8:30.

423
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,861
I know, Dave,
but it's my wedding night,

424
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,211
and Tina gets sleepy
around 10:00.

425
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,691
TINA:
Oh, no.

426
00:20:57,734 --> 00:21:00,302
I'm up till
10:30 tonight.
Ooh.

427
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,913
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