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[man panting]

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Hey, Calvin.

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Hey, how was your run?

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Oh, it was great; I did five
miles but I could really use...

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...some new shoes.

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Oh, my bad.

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I thought you were
gonna say "cool down."

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Hey, did you see the ambulance

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in front of Mr. Benson's
last night?

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Yeah.

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Any idea what happened?
I want to get some intel

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so I can update our
neighborhood Facebook page.

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We have a neighborhood
Facebook page?

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How many people are on it?

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[chuckles] Well,
as soon as you accept

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my friend request, two.

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So do you know what happened
to Mr. Benson?

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Yeah.

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He dead.

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Whoa, wha-what? Calvin.

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That-- that's terrible.

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You wouldn't say that
if you knew him.

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I mean...

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there's a reason that people
in this neighborhood

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called him
"Mean Mr. Benson."

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I didn't know they
called him that.

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Yeah, probably like
you don't know

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they call you "Bobblehead Dave."

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Oh, I know it
and I love it.

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So what was so mean
about Mr. Benson?

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Oh, everything.
The man has terrorized

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this neighborhood
since I was a kid.

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Always yelling at people
to cut their grass

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or pull their trash cans up.

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And if ever I had a ball
or a Frisbee go into his yard,

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never saw it again.

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[chuckles] You know,
that actually reminds me.

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I accidentally
threw our Frisbee

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into your backyard
the other day.

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Green one?Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Haven't seen it.

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Well, you know--

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I'm sure Mr. Benson
wasn't all bad.

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I mean, take my
Aunt Phyllis.

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Nobody liked her,
but once you got over the fact

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that she treated her pets
better than people

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and pretty much despised
all of humanity,

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she made the most delicious
rhubarb pie.

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Well, Mr. Benson was so mean,

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not even the Jehovah's Witnesses
would knock on his door.

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And they talk to anybody.

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I know, aren't
they the best?

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But then they're always like,
"We got to go now, Dave."

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So, do you know when
they're having his funeral?

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I don't know.
He was such a loner.

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There probably
won't be one.

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And even if there was,
no one would go.

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Man, that's so sad, Calvin.

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Yeah...
We should
do something

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to remember him.

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We should put his death on
the neighborhood Facebook page.

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What-- So you'll accept
my friend request?

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Sure. Just as soon
as he does.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Mm.

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Oh.

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Okay.

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"Ten Ways to Please Your Man."

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All right, well, let's see

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what's on the menu
for this weekend.

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Okay, okay, I ain't mad at that.

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I see you, number seven.

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[chuckling]:
Okay.

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Oh, number nine, you just
a little ol' freak.

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[laughs]

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Let's see what number ten is--
Oh, hell no.

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No, nuh-uh, oh.

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No, uh-uh.

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[grunts]

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Oh.

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[Tina grunting]

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Hey, babe.Oh, hey, Calvin.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's all this?

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Well, we just came
from the church meeting

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about Mr. Benson passing.

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And since he didn't
have any people,

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I offered to throw
the repass here.

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What?
And then I discovered

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that a repass was kind of like
a funeral after-party

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and we were off to the races.

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Uh, hold on, Tina.

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We're not hosting a repass
for somebody I hated.

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I wouldn't host one for
myself and I love me.

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[chuckles]

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Look, I didn't like him
any more than you

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but it's the Christian thing
to do and besides,

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I've thrown plenty of stuff
for you that I didn't want to.

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Like what?Like that end of the year
banquet

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for your bowling team
where you all just

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sat around and complained
about being robbed.

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They overwaxed the lanes, Tina.

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[groans]

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You know, this repass
has your name

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written all over it.

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Oh, you mean like my Frisbee?

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Hey--

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Calvin, don't worry, okay?

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I'm pitching in, too:
I'm picking up flowers

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and I volunteered
to say a few words on

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on Mr. Benson's behalf.But you didn't
even know the man.

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And I'm about to change that.

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I'm gonna ask people
in the neighborhood

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for their fond
memories of him.

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Oh, okay.
Here's one.

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For Halloween,
he threw rocks at me

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and yelled at me,
"Get off my lawn, Wack Ninja!"

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I wasn't even a ninja, Dave.

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I was a black ghost.

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[laughs] Okay.

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Calvin, I've never seen
a black ghost.

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Well, trust me.
In this neighborhood,

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you don't want to walk around
with a white sheet

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over your head.
Okay.

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Fine, you know what?
Maybe Mr. Benson was

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a little bit grumpy.

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But I believe that if
you look hard enough,

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there's something nice
to say about everybody.

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Oh, see? This is about
your bitter old aunt

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and her bitter rhubarb pie.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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My aunt was bitter.

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The rhubarb pie was
incredible, Calvin.

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It's so nice of you guys
to host Mr. Benson's repass.

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Well, it's the
right thing to do.

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Get the neighborhood
together,

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everybody brings
food and bam!

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There's enough leftovers
that Mama doesn't

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have to cook for a week.[laughs]

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Hey, Mom.

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Hi, sweetie.

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I've been thinking
about Mr. Benson.

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Where do people go
when they die?

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Oh, um...

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uh, well...

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that's a good question.

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And the answer
is very complicated.

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You see, existence
is a complex thing...

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Do you know, Miss Tina?

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Well, of course I do.

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If you're good, you go
to this glorious place

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in the sky called Heaven,
filled with angels

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and toys and all the
candy you can eat.

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Cool.

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See, Mom? Simple.

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Well, that wasn't exactly
the answer I was gonna give.

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I know, girl, but I
got a repass to plan.

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We would have
been here all day.
[chuckles]

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I didn't even think about
all the questions

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this was gonna raise for Grover.

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Well, why don't you just
tell him what you think?

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Because that's exactly
what my parents did to me.

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They told me what to believe.

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I-I'd rather have Grover
figure it out for himself.

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I respect that.

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I mean, it's blasphemous,
but I respect it.

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[laughs]

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Hmm.

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And what's this?

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Looks like somebody wants
an early birthday present.

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CALVIN:
Hey, babe.Hey.

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Got the food for the repass.

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Calvin, what is this?
I told you to get finger foods.

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Oh, I did.

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You can eat these day-old
bagels with your fingers.

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Oh, he's just
being cheap because

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Mean Mr. Benson
never paid him

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for mowing the lawn
in the summer of '79.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Is there a statute
of limitations

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on making a black ghost cry?

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Calvin, don't you think

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you're being
a little ridiculous?

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Just let it go.

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Oh.

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This from the lady
who had to switch

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grocery stores for
being called out

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for having more than 12
items in the express lane.

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If they're gonna
count gum as an item,

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it shouldn't be at the register.

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Hey, hey.

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Turns out half
my childhood

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was in Mean Mr. Benson's
backyard. [chuckles]

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Oh, lookee here.

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It's Marty's little army doll.

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Hey, man. He was
a prisoner of war

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for 15 years.

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Welcome home, soldier.

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So much has changed.
[groans]

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Oh, what's that?

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Oh, no, Malcolm
still lives here.

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Mom, what's a massage parlor?

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What? What--

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Why would you ask that?

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I'm looking for
Heaven on Google Maps

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and it says it's
a massage parlor in Koreatown.

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Oh, okay, I-I, uh...

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I think that's enough
screen time for today.

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Hey.

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I've been meaning
to talk to you about

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what Miss Tina said
about Heaven.

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Okay.
It's just that

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not everyone sees "heaven"
the same way Miss Tina does.

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They don't?
No.

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For example, some people
believe that heaven

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exists inside your heart.

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And others believe that
heaven is here on Earth

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and that our souls
just keep coming back

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as a new being,
like a turtle or a horse.

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Cool. I want to come
back as a dung beetle.

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What?

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Why would you want that?

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It's the world's
strongest insect.

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It can carry a thousand
times its body weight.

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Yes. Of dung.

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I know!

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Hey, Dad, I'm gonna be
a dung beetle.

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Oh, awesome, buddy.
World's strongest insect.

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[sighs]

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Hey, babe.
Hey.

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Did you have any luck
finding out about Mr. Benson?

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No. I went door-to-door
through the entire neighborhood

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and the only thing
I heard about him

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was that he was from New Orleans

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and they wish he had died there.

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Geez, he sounds like
a real Aunt Phyllis.

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I know, but you--

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I'm not giving up until
I find his rhubarb pie.

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And you will.

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Because you can find
the good in anybody.

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Thank you.

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But you really got
to stop inviting

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the Jehovah's Witnesses
to stay for dinner.

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Hey, Miss Kim.
Uh, I knocked on your door

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earlier, but I guess
you weren't home.

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Oh, no, I was there.

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I saw you, Bobblehead Dave.

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I, well, you know,
I was just wondering

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if you had any positive memories
about Mr. Benson

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from before he died.No.

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That old bastard.

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Tina, how much did we
pay for all this food?

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About a half
a bowling party,

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not including the trophies
you bought yourselves.

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00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:02,950
Well, I think it's a
waste of our money

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and a waste of
our hospitality.

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00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,693
And why nobody
eating these bagels?
Oh, no.

258
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,303
[pained grunt]

259
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,961
They're delicious.

260
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,921
Oh, shoot, here comes
Miss Kim. Hide me.

261
00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,924
Oop-- [laughs]
Too late.
No, no, no.

262
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,926
Oh, Marty.

263
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:25,189
Aren't you looking
like a whole snack?

264
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,540
Uh, don't you mean
Malcolm?

265
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,891
Ah, Malcolm
got too old.

266
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,719
[laughs]

267
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,069
Well, little brother,
do not break her heart.

268
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,723
Or her hip.

269
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,202
[clears throat]

270
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,640
Marty, you know, I
need someone young

271
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,511
to keep up
with me and...

272
00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,252
you look like you've
been working out.

273
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:48,996
Well, you know, I have been
taking the stairs at work.

274
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,390
[both shouting]

275
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,001
CALVIN:
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

276
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:57,091
You want to run, go outside.

277
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:59,615
And who left my door open?

278
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,531
I'm not trying to air condition
the whole neighborhood.

279
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,838
You don't have the A/C on.

280
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,275
Well, they don't know that.

281
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,407
Hey, little boy, come on,
get out of my chair.

282
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,757
You don't have a job,

283
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,454
you haven't earned
the right to recline.

284
00:11:14,891 --> 00:11:17,981
Fine. Mean Mr. Butler.

285
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,070
W-What'd you call me?

286
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:22,507
He called you Mean Mr. Butler,
you old bastard.

287
00:11:30,864 --> 00:11:32,735
Hey, guys, I really
need your help.

288
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,259
It's down to the wire and no one
has said a single nice thing

289
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,608
about Mr. Benson.

290
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,480
Do you have anything
I can work with?

291
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,786
Well, there was
that one summer he hired us

292
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,265
to plant a vegetable garden.

293
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,920
Oh, right, we grew all those
beautiful tomato plants.

294
00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:46,357
That's exactly
what I'm looking for.

295
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,881
Yeah, then he pelted us
with them

296
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:51,058
when we rode our bikes
on the sidewalk.

297
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,363
Okay, well, uh,

298
00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,974
so far, that's the one to beat.

299
00:11:56,977 --> 00:12:00,807
Hey, I just got called
Mean Mr. Butler.

300
00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:01,851
What? By who?

301
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,897
That little punk,
Apple Head Fred.

302
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,333
Oh.
Oh.

303
00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,335
What is he talking about?
I'm not mean.

304
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:10,947
Well, Dad, just last week,
you called the city

305
00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,775
on Kayla Watkins's
lemonade stand

306
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:14,559
because she didn't have
a "permit."

307
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,561
I was looking out
for the neighborhood.

308
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,739
That little hustler was cutting
the sugar with Sweet'N Low.

309
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,265
Yeah, you're a real pillar
of the community, Pop.

310
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,788
That's what I keep saying.

311
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,312
Look, everybody around
here loves me.

312
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,184
Especially the kids.
You know what?

313
00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,359
I'll prove it.Oh, no, no.
No.

314
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,490
No, no, no.No, don't. No.

315
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,492
No...

316
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,973
Hey, little rascals.

317
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,193
Who wants cake?

318
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,805
M-Mom...

319
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,635
Berlene, you better toughen
that little boy up,

320
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,245
'cause he's gonna get
beat up in high school.

321
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:53,337
So has Grover figured out
the afterlife for himself yet?

322
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,122
Yep,

323
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,429
and he wants to come back as
the world's most disgusting bug.

324
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,388
[laughs]

325
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,216
You must be proud.

326
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:04,000
You know what? I am.

327
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,524
He's a smart kid.
He'll figure it out.

328
00:13:06,568 --> 00:13:09,049
Can I ask you a question?

329
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,224
Sure.

330
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,399
Do you believe in heaven?

331
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,314
Yeah, I do.

332
00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:17,535
But I mean, how can any of us
be sure what it's really like?

333
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,537
It's called faith, Gemma.

334
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,018
It's like driving around
with an expired license.

335
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:24,673
You got to trust and believe
that you won't get caught.

336
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:28,720
And so far, I haven't.
That's Jesus.

337
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:32,246
[laughs] Well, I guess the good
thing is we all get to paint

338
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,248
our own picture of
what heaven is.

339
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,293
Well, all I know is,
in my heaven,

340
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,295
everybody that I love is there.

341
00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:40,863
Ooh, and they're waiting for me
at a Prince concert.

342
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,343
[both laugh]

343
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,867
In my heaven, it's
the Backstreet Boys.

344
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,087
Ooh, and I can eat
all the cheesecake I want

345
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,132
and never gain a single pound.

346
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,875
Well, Gemma Johnson,
I hope to see you in my heaven.

347
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,659
Aw, I hope I see you in mine.

348
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,661
And if you go first,
will you save me a seat

349
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,273
at your Prince concert?Oh, most definitely.

350
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,971
And if I go first, I'll save you
a spot at the Backstreet Boys.

351
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,365
I'm good.

352
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,541
[chuckles]

353
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,543
Hey, Kayla.

354
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,067
Nice seeing you...Don't even.

355
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,287
You shut down
my lemonade stand.

356
00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,030
Snitch.

357
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,990
Well, it's people like you
that make it hard

358
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,297
to support black businesses.

359
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,476
Well, okay, to answer
your question, Grover,

360
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,218
as scientists, we learn about
the law of conservation,

361
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,089
which states that
energy can neither be

362
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,786
created nor destroyed.

363
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,180
But if my mama asks, it's what?

364
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:39,182
All Jesus all the time.

365
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,184
Yeah.

366
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:43,012
What do you think, Malcolm?

367
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,796
Well, there's actually
this great book...

368
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,320
I'm out.Yeah, me, too.

369
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,107
So, so, what I'm saying is

370
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:55,024
that Mean Mr. Benson might
just be the most repulsive,

371
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:58,898
vile, despicable human
I've ever come across.

372
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:02,597
And I hope he rots in hell.

373
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,600
Okay. Well...

374
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,950
Thanks, Reverend.

375
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,778
CALVIN:
Hey, Dave.

376
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,781
Thank God, man, look,

377
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,565
I need to hear this.
Please tell me,

378
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,741
there's something good
in everyone, right?

379
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,353
I wish I could, but it's a lie.

380
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,008
It is a damn, dirty lie.

381
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:25,098
No, no. Come on,
that's not true.

382
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,361
It-- no, some people
will only be remembered

383
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:30,146
for yelling at children
and bossing people around

384
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:34,150
and spewing negativity
up and down the streets.

385
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,500
Well, when you say it like that,
it sounds bad.

386
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,982
Dave, if you're gonna say
something, say it now.

387
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,680
These vultures got me down
to one day of leftovers.

388
00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,336
You know what, Tina?

389
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,859
I don't think I'm going to,

390
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,339
because for the first
time in my life,

391
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,037
I don't have
anything good to say.

392
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,256
No, Dave, do not talk like that.

393
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,171
Come on, man.

394
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,173
It's like I tell everyone,

395
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,001
if you look hard enough,

396
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,264
you can find the good
in everybody.

397
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:05,965
Dad, you have
100% never said that.

398
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,316
Uh, but you have said,

399
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,361
"I wish The Purge
was a real thing."
Yes.

400
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,061
Well, obviously,
you just don't know me.

401
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,367
Just like you didn't know
Mr. Benson.

402
00:16:17,411 --> 00:16:19,239
Yo, can I have
everyone's attention?

403
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:23,025
Come on. Everybody just gather
around here. Come on, now.

404
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:26,420
We are here to celebrate
the life of a great man.

405
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:30,293
Oh, wait. Someone else die?

406
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:33,253
No. I'm talking
about Mr. Benson,

407
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:37,518
who some of you refer to
as "Mean Mr. Benson."

408
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,042
Shame on you.

409
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:45,395
Because more than anything,
Mr. Benson was misunderstood.

410
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,006
Yeah, now,

411
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:50,574
I know a lot of you know him
as the mean old grouch

412
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:54,535
who stole your toys or insulted
your Halloween costumes

413
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:58,321
or yelled at you
about cutting your grass.

414
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:01,803
Uh, yeah, because he did
all those things.

415
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,326
Yes, he did.

416
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,241
But what you don't know

417
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,765
is the reason why
he did those things

418
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:10,377
is because he cared
about this neighborhood.

419
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:18,254
Maybe he kept the toys
that went into his yard

420
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:22,519
to teach you the value
of your belongings.

421
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,437
And maybe he yelled at you

422
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:31,876
about mowing your lawn so you
could take pride in your homes.

423
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:38,579
And just maybe he shut down
a lemonade stand

424
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:41,321
to teach a young entrepreneur
that some people

425
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,324
know the difference between
taste of sugar and Sweet'N Low.

426
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,285
Hey, yo, do you think Dad
is talking about Mr. Benson

427
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,722
or himself?
I think both.

428
00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:53,724
He may have eaten one too
many dumpster bagels.

429
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,639
Yeah.

430
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,077
So basically...

431
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,517
...what I'm saying
is that before

432
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,347
you call someone mean,

433
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:12,395
ask yourself is the more
appropriate word

434
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:14,658
"hero"?

435
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,754
He did it.
He found the rhubarb pie.

436
00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:35,244
Dave, black people
don't slow clap.

437
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,474
Hey, what are you doing
out here, little man?

438
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:50,955
Not much. Just thinking
about life and death.

439
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,352
And how much cake I can eat
before my parents catch me.

440
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,053
You know,

441
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,403
you're the only little kid
around here

442
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,926
that doesn't run away from me.

443
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,754
Why would I run away?

444
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,712
I don't know.

445
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:11,628
Maybe because I'm
Mean Mr. Butler.

446
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,761
I don't think you're mean.

447
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,981
You just always
think you're right.

448
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:20,898
Mm, for the record,
that's because I am.

449
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,293
Can I ask you a question?

450
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,034
Yeah, shoot.

451
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,297
Where do people go
when they die?

452
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,126
I've asked everyone, and
they all say different stuff.

453
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,346
Hmm. You know,

454
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:36,218
I've been thinking about that
a lot today, Grover.

455
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,047
You know what I've decided?What?

456
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,658
That maybe we shouldn't
worry so much about

457
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,443
where we go after we die,

458
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:46,054
as long as we're good to each
other when we're here.

459
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,101
Want a piece of my cake?

460
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:51,364
[chuckles]
Thanks, buddy,

461
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,628
but I'm kind of
filled up on bagels.

462
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,673
[band playing "When the Saints
Go Marching In"]

463
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,636
Ooh! Ooh, the band's here!Oh.

464
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,594
You got a band?

465
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:05,943
Yes. Mr. Benson was
from New Orleans,

466
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:09,033
so I thought we'd
send him out in style.

467
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,873
Well, Calvin Butler, that was a
beautiful speech that you gave.

468
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,006
Oh, thank you, baby.

469
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:28,575
Well, I found that, uh, page
from the magazine in your chair.Oh...

470
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:31,099
So how about we keep this
celebration going later

471
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,101
with a number 12?

472
00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,798
What's a number 12?

473
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:39,586
It's a number eight and
a number four at the same time.

474
00:20:39,629 --> 00:20:40,891
[laughs]

475
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,024
Well, all right!

476
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,069
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477
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