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ANNOUNCER:
Drives down the lane. Beautiful.Yeah.

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Yes!
Oh!

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Let's go, Trojans!

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Close this game out, man.
Step on their throats!

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Uh... wow, Dad.

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You seem more excited
about this than I am,

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and I'm the one who went to USC.

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I'm the one who paid for it.

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Daddy, I had a full scholarship.

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Oh, yeah? Well, who paid for
your a cappella group uniform?

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Hey, check this out.

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Western Michigan pulled off
the upset in the other game.

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If we win, we'll play Dave's
team in the Sweet Sixteen.

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Oh-ho. Oh, Lord.

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I know you tell us
to love thy neighbor,

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but just let us win this game
so I can crush Dave instead.

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Calvin, for the last time, stop
asking for God to crush people.

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Three, two, one, yeah![buzzer sounds]

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Oh![all cheering]

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DAVE:
Whoo!

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Whoo!

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What the hell is that?

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DAVE:
Whoo!

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Whoo!

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Whoo! Whoo!

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Whoo! Fight, Broncos, fight!

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Fight with all your might!

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Western, win this game!

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Okay, Marty, go ahead.
Hit him with the USC fight song.

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[exhales] Okay...
I don't know it.

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Then what did you sing
in that corny a cappella group?

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Oh, it was
mostly ballads.

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A few up-tempo
chart-toppers.

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You want me to hit
him with some Adele?

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How about something
from Pitch Perfect?

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Five, six, seven, eight...

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Hey, guys.
Sorry.

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Couldn't see you
behind my giant flag.

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Congrats on the big win, Dave.

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Yeah, and condolences in advance
on us crushing you.

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I don't know, Pop.

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Western Michigan has been
this year's Cinderella story.

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Ooh, that's right. And just you
watch, Calvin. My foot...

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is gonna fit perfectly
in that glass slipper.

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Whoo!

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You know, I love
when Dave comes around.

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'Cause he makes me
feel so manly.

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Really?
Five, six, seven, eight?

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Hey, babe, where
are the boys?

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Oh, they're at the gym.
They'll be back soon.

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Oh, great.Really?

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You're usually happy
when they're leaving the house.

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Well, usually, I don't have
tickets for us to see USC

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play in the
Sweet Sixteen.

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Oh.
I even got
one for Dave.

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Aw... that's so nice.

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Yeah, I want to see
the look on his face

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when we stomp his dreams.

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Well, how did you
get the tickets?

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I thought you said
the game was sold out?

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Oh, it is.

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But since it was
in town, you know,

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I pulled a few strings,
called the right people,

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used my connections...

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You bought them off
Craigslist, didn't you?

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Yes.

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And they're pretty good, too,
babe, look at them.

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Let me see.

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Upper level,
row double X.

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Isn't that
the nosebleed section?

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Some people
call it that.

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I prefer the term
"top view."

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Plus, after the game,
by the time you

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climb down all those stairs,
there's no more traffic.

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Well, that's very
generous of you, baby.

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Well, you know, every
now and then I like

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to remind people
who's "the man."

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Well, baby, you don't
have to remind me

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who the man is,
'cause I...

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[door closes]Ooh, that's them.

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Hey, boys.
Have a seat.

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I got some unbelievable news.[knock on door]

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Hang on a second, Pop.

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CALVIN: Hey.Hey, guys.

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Hey, perfect timing. Now I can
tell all three of you guys...

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I got us all tickets
to the game! Whoo!

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What?Shut up!

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Well, hold on.
I got us all...

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Third row!

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Third row?

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Dave, these tickets are
expensive as hell.

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No. They're weren't.
I got connections.

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I got them for free.

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Dave, you are the man!

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Yeah, I wouldn't say theman;
I mean, he's barely aman.

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Are you kidding me?

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These seats are practically
on the floor.

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But think about all the traffic
when you're leaving.

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[chuckles] Wait, why
are there five tickets?

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Well, 'cause my best friend from
Kalamazoo is coming with us.

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Wait, so we're actually
gonna meet someone

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from your infamous
'Zoo Crew?

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'Zoo Crew!

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[chuckles] Right,
so who are we meeting?

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Well, since two out of
three of them are named Logan,

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I'm-a go with that.

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Yep, Logan #2.
The Deuce.

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And if you think I'm
cool, this guy is gonna

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knock your socks off.

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[chuckles] I'm pretty sure
my socks are safe.

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Hey, Pop, is Dave back from the
airport yet with the Deuce?[chuckles]

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You kidding me?

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Knowing Dave, they're probably
still hugging at baggage claim.

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Why are you
hating on Dave?

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Yeah, man, he gave us
free tickets to the game.

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Trust me, son.
Nothing in life is free.

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Everything comes with a catch.

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And this catch's name
is Logan #2.

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Come on, you don't
even know the guy.

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Oh, I know him,
all right.How?

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Because I know Dave.

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And dorks of a feather
flock together.

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So before y'all go around
calling him "the man,"

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just remember that his
best friend is not even

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his main Logan.

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It's his side Logan.

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Oh, good. You guys are out here.
I want you to meet Logan #2.

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Anybody got a broken computer?

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Because here comes
the Geek Squad.

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Whoa, is it me, or is
Logan #2, like, a solid eight?

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Whatever. I don't see it.

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Guys, Logan #2.

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Logan #2, Malcolm,
Marty, Calvin.

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Man, you guys look
just like I pictured you.

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Probably 'cause Dave sends me
a lot of pictures of you.

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[chuckles] Yeah, our picture
of you was a little, uh...

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blurry.Huh.

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Yeah, my dad thought you worked
for the Geek Squad.

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[scoffs]
I wish I was that smart.

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I'm just a SWAT team captain.

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Okay, I see it a little bit.

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Wow!

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Dave, these seats
are incredible!

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Aren't they, Dad?

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Yeah, if you like
sitting with the enemy.

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I kind of prefer
being up higher.

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That way, you can
see all the action.

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Down here,
I'm gonna get whiplash.

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[all booing]

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Okay, uh,

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so we booing now?

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We booing? All right,
well, bring it.

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I can boo with
the best of them.

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Boo! Boo!

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Hey, man, come on.
Show some school spirit.

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Stand up and boo
with your father.

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We don't know
you, mister.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Broncos!

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Whoa!

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We're Western Michigan, okay?
We're better than this.

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Let's not forget who won
the NCAA award

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for sportsmanship last year.

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That's right.
It was us.

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Now let's just be glad
we're all here together.

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DAVE:
Exactly.

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So let's show these guys
our Bronco spirit

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and turn those "boos"
into "whoos."

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Whoo!ALL: Whoo!

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What the hell is going on?

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We're "whooing," Dad.
It's fun!

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Whoo!DAVE: Whoo!

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Aw, thanks for having me over
while the guys are at the game.

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I felt so left out that
they didn't invite me.

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Really?Ha! No.

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[laughs]

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Thank God. Me, too.

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Wait. Grover, why did you put
an iPad on your vision board?

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You already have one.

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I know. But I wish I was playing
with that instead of doing this.

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Come on, Grover.

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These are a great way to
visualize your goals.

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Yeah. Like,
here I have a sailboat

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because I'd like to travel.

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And here's someone doing yoga,
because I'd like

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to feel more inner peace.

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What's the eagle for?

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Oh, I've just always
wanted a pet eagle.

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Okay, let's see
what's on your board.

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All right. Um...Ooh, musical notes?

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Yeah, you know, back in the
day, I used to sing a little.

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[gasps]I kind of miss it.

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Wh-Where? Like in church?

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No. No, in a
girl group.

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In fact, the church kicked us
out when they heard our name--

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Femme Nasty.

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Femme Nasty?

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That's just how Pastor Floyd
said it when he found out.

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Can I find any
of your songs online?

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No. We just
did a demo.

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After that,
we broke up.Oh, how come?

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Well, none of us could agree
that I was the most talented.

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[laughs]

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I have to hear
these songs.

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No. It was so long ago.
I'd be embarrassed.

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Okay, if you don't
feel comfortable...Okay, fine. I'll go get it!

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Stop being so pushy!

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Oh, steal!Here we go!

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Fast break!Alley-oop!

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Rejected!Oh!

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Get that junk
out of here!

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Uh-oh, must
be midnight,

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because Cinderella just turned
back into a pumpkin!

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MARTY:
Dave,

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I can't get over
these seats, man.

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What kind of connections
do you have?

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Well, he didn't
tell you?
Oh, let me guess.

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You were a cheerleader?

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Ah, so he did
tell you.

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Wait. Seriously?

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Before you start, just know
male cheerleaders happen

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to be the backbone of
the collegiate spirit community.

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[laughing]:
Okay.

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I don't even care
if we lose this game.

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This has become the
best day of my life.

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[laughing]

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All right, laugh
all you want, Calvin,

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but Dave was a hell
of an athlete.

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You should have seen
how high they used to throw him.

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[cackles]

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And you two thought
Dave was the man.

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[horn blows]

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FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,

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during this timeout,
we would like to recognize

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the men and women
who have served our country.

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Will all service members
please rise?

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Hey, bad time
for a bathroom break, Dave.

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They're gonna think
you're a veteran.

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[laughs]

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[chanting]:
Sit. Sit down.

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Sit your ass down.

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Sit...Whoa, whoa.
What are you talking about?

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Dave isa veteran.

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What?

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Yeah, he was
in the National Guard.

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He did a tour in Iraq.

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[horn blows]

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[laughs]
Oh!

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[chanting]:
Dad... was wrong.

251
00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,379
Dad was so
wrong. I said,

252
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:44,774
D-A-D-D-Y.
You don't really know that guy.

253
00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:47,255
[laughs]

254
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,649
Everybody!

255
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,526
Hey, Dave, Dave,
I cannot believe

256
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,223
you were in the military, man.
What did you do there?

257
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,877
Ah, you know,
it was no big deal.

258
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,879
I was a liaison between
troops and Iraqi civilians.

259
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,447
Kind of like a war zone
conflict negotiator.

260
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,971
No big deal?
Dave, show them the video

261
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,278
of you and all the warlords
singing "We Are the World."

262
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,976
Hey, you were right, Dad.

263
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:16,240
Turns out Dave isn't "the man."
He's more like Captain America.

264
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:18,590
Hey, Dave, Dave, Dave,

265
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,114
so-so what was it like
for you coming home?

266
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,637
You know, it was mostly okay.

267
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,465
Some parts were
a little rough.

268
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,988
I'll tell you
what was rough.

269
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,686
Trying to get women
to pay attention to you

270
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,513
when this guy was around.

271
00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:31,603
Wait, what?
Dave was a ladies' man?

272
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,084
Dude, if Logan is an eight,
that means Dave is a ten.

273
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,477
Solid ten.Solid.

274
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,654
Would you two stop rating guys
on how sexy they are?

275
00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:45,095
Wow, Dad, uh,
you seem kind of upset.

276
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:48,185
Yeah, I think it's 'cause Dave
is threatening his masculinity.

277
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:51,536
[forced laugh] Very funny,
coming from a couple of fives.

278
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538
[gasps] Fives?

279
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,758
Yeah, I know how
to play this game, too.

280
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:56,977
[whistle blows]

281
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,024
All right,
not a good time, horse.

282
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,638
I said leave me alone.

283
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:09,206
Ooh, Calvin, Buster's
got his sights on you.

284
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,906
Yeah, Calvin, you're buckin'
with the wrong Bronco.

285
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,517
Well, he's buckin' with
the wrong Butler.

286
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,911
What's up, man? Oh.

287
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,521
Oh-ho!

288
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,828
Oh, you want a piece of me,
old punk-ass Mr. Ed?

289
00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:22,916
Whoa, whoa. Dad, Dad.

290
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:25,875
Ha!

291
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:29,879
Yeah, that's what I thought!

292
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,838
Who the man now, huh?

293
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,492
Well, I mean, unless there's
a warlord in that costume,

294
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,755
I'm sticking with Dave.

295
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,715
You just became a four.

296
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,673
[gasps]

297
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,154
Hey, hey!

298
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,809
Sorry, it took me a while
to find a boom box

299
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,463
that would play the tape.

300
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,639
What's a boom box?

301
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:54,817
Oh, well, it's what we
used to listen to music on

302
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,123
before there were CD players.

303
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,168
What's a CD player?

304
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:01,650
Well, Grover, you need to
get yourself an encyclopedia.

305
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:02,825
What's an encyclopedia?

306
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,566
Boy, just google it!

307
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:10,006
"Femme Nasty--
'You Think You Slick.'"

308
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,704
Oh, my God, look at
how sexy you are.

309
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:15,490
Yeah. Pastor Floyd
thought so, too.

310
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,231
After he kicked me out
of the congregation,

311
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:20,364
he offered to
buy me a condo.
[laughs]

312
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,192
Okay, so...

313
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:25,543
I'm a little rusty,
but let's try this out.

314
00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:28,198
[exhales sharply]

315
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:30,548
[up-tempo intro playing]

316
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,550
♪

317
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,422
[singing along]:
♪ You think you slick?

318
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:37,686
♪ I know your game

319
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,166
♪ You think you slick?

320
00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:42,212
♪ I know her name

321
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,866
♪ You think you slick?

322
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,869
♪ You should be ashamed

323
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,219
♪ You think you slick?

324
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:51,569
♪ It's all the same, baby.

325
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,920
Oh!

326
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,747
[music stops]

327
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,880
Oh, my God!

328
00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:00,622
Oh, my God,
that was so cool.

329
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,885
You have to start
singing again.

330
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,626
Oh, you know,
maybe you're right.

331
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,149
You should do it with her, Mom.

332
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,498
You love to sing.

333
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:11,459
Yeah, but that was
in a choral group.

334
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,722
Oh, come on, Gemma,
singing is singing.

335
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,245
Just-just give it a shot.

336
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,204
Okay.
All right,
here we go.

337
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,249
♪

338
00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,775
[operatic falsetto]:
♪ You think you slick?

339
00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,909
♪ I know your game

340
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,389
♪ You think you slick?

341
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,348
♪ I know her name

342
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,568
♪ You think you slick? [music stops]

343
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,966
Maybe we should work on
getting you that eagle.

344
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,930
Yes![all cheering]

345
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,366
All right, Dave,
we're on an 8-0 run.

346
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,454
We got to keep up
the momentum.

347
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,803
All right, I got this,
I got this.

348
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,196
All right, Broncos,
here we go!

349
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,937
Give me a "B."ALL: B!

350
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,939
BOTH:
You got your "B,"
you got your "B."

351
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,854
Give me an "R."ALL: R!

352
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,682
BOTH:
You got your "R,"
you got your "R."

353
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,510
Give me an "O."ALL: O!

354
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:04,294
You got your "O,"
you got your "O."

355
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,949
What the hell are you doing?
You two sit your asses down.

356
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,951
[horn blows]

357
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,606
Dude, T-shirt cannon!

358
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,824
Ooh, Buster!

359
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,478
Buster!
Buster, over here!

360
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:15,958
Here we go, right here.

361
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,525
Buster-- oh...

362
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:22,660
You know what, Buster?
I'm about to bust your ass.

363
00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,793
Pop, Pop.Dad, no, no,
Dad, Dad...

364
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,142
Calvin.
[grunts]

365
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,665
Aah![thuds]

366
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:30,146
[crowd groans]

367
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,279
What happened to
the rest of the group?

368
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,063
I don't know, we just
kind of lost touch.

369
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:36,587
The last I heard,
Janice moved to Nebraska,

370
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,763
and Nicki married
Pastor Floyd.

371
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,767
Well, you don't need them.
You're amazing.

372
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,291
You could totally go solo.

373
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,509
Oh, I don't know.

374
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:46,771
You know,
there's nothing sadder

375
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,164
than somebody past their prime

376
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,514
trying to relive
their glory days.

377
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,517
There is nothing about you
that is past your prime.

378
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,998
Aw. I just don't want
to do anything

379
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,957
that would embarrass
my family.

380
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,349
Look.

381
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,396
Dad and Mr. Calvin
are on TV.

382
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,883
You get back.
[shouts]

383
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,799
Oh, I'm definitely gonna
start singing again.

384
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:19,413
[crowd roars]

385
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,373
Listen to that.

386
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:27,029
There's a great game going on,
and we're locked in here.

387
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,727
Nobody asked you
to help me, Dave.

388
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,947
I know how to fight a horse.

389
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,776
Calvin, I wasn't helping you.

390
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:39,215
You grabbed my ankles
and were swinging me around.

391
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,043
Well, you seemed fine with it.

392
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,611
When you landed,
you jumped up and clapped.

393
00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,787
Thatwas muscle memory.

394
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,052
What is your problem, Calvin?

395
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,576
You have been angry
with me all day.

396
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,275
You know what, I'll tell you
what my problem is.

397
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,581
I don't know who
the hell you are.

398
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,670
What is that supposed to mean?

399
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,847
You move in, and you're
this corny doofus

400
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,936
that won't leave me alone.

401
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:08,070
Then, out of nowhere,
suddenly you're the man.

402
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,508
Calvin, what are you
talking about?

403
00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,554
I mean, you got us these
amazing free tickets.

404
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,296
Your best friend is
a SWAT superhero.

405
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:19,821
And to top it all off,
you're a war veteran.

406
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,345
I mean, the only thing
about this day

407
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:26,828
that makes sense is that
you were a cheerleader.

408
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,311
So you're blaming me
because you didn't know me

409
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,095
as well as you thought?Yes.

410
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,966
How is that my fault?

411
00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,185
Because those are
the kind of things

412
00:17:36,229 --> 00:17:37,665
that you're supposed
to tell a friend.

413
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,232
Calvin...

414
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,198
Did you just call me a friend?

415
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,547
No.

416
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,028
I mean, I don't know.
I mean...

417
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,250
prison does crazy things
to a man.

418
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,818
You did. You just
called me a friend.

419
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,516
And that's the first time
you've called me the F-word.

420
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,476
Trust me, Dave, not even close.

421
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:11,046
Okay, look, to be honest...

422
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,179
I never mentioned being
a veteran because...

423
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,659
I-I figured you wouldn't care.

424
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:17,487
What would give you
that idea?

425
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,837
Because every other time I've
tried to tell you something,

426
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:23,014
you've said, "I don't care."

427
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:26,366
Well, that's because usually
it's something ridiculous,

428
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:29,499
like male sea horses
and how they carry the babies.

429
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:32,720
But this is about
you being in a war.

430
00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:36,854
I mean, it's a big deal.

431
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:39,857
Okay. Well, I'm-I'm sorry.

432
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:42,991
It's not always the easiest
thing to talk about.

433
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,863
I get that.

434
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,996
But, just so you know,

435
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:50,520
if ever you want
to talk about anything,

436
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,392
I'm here.

437
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:56,309
Thank you.
That means a lot.

438
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398
And, and just so you know,

439
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:01,531
if you ever want to
talk about anything,

440
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,924
I'm all yours.

441
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:07,842
Okay, you know, uh,
here's one thing.

442
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:11,454
Never tell your cellmate
"I'm all yours."

443
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,203
Ah, man, it was
so good to see you.Bring it in, big guy.

444
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,639
Dude, I can't believe
I'm saying this,

445
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:26,556
but I think I want to be
a part of the 'Zoo Crew.

446
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,732
I guarantee I'd be
the only Malcolm.

447
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,735
And, Calvin, thank
you for looking out

448
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:34,216
for my friend out here.Aw, well, you know,

449
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,957
Dave's my guy.

450
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,741
We did time together.

451
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,445
Hey, who's that?

452
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,538
["Straight outta Compton"
by N.W.A playing]

453
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:16,345
[distorted]:
Calvin...!

454
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:17,912
[thump]

455
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:21,132
[distorted]:
No...!

456
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:35,582
No...!

457
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,932
[Dave's yell fading] Huh? No.

458
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,325
No!

459
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,808
Hey, Pop. We're gonna say
good-bye to Logan #2.

460
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,594
Yeah, I'm gonna get him to sign
my shirt. You want to come?

461
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:55,341
Nah, I'm good.

462
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,256
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463
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