1 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:06,615 Hey, Calvin. 2 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:08,573 What are you looking for? 3 00:00:08,617 --> 00:00:10,097 The newspaper. 4 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,794 That new paperboy hasn't hit my porch once 5 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:12,925 since he started. 6 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:15,058 The closest he got was my truck. 7 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:16,929 And I was driving down the street at the time. 8 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,583 That's funny. 9 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,411 I found one right on my doorstep this morning, 10 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,109 and I don't even get the paper. 11 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:25,068 Give me a dollar or give me my paper, Dave. 12 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:27,636 Okay, but spoiler alert: 13 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,333 I read your horoscope, and today's gonna be 14 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:30,943 a good day for romance. 15 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,120 [chuckles] It already was. 16 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:35,426 Tina woke me up early this morning. 17 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,995 Hey, Calvin. 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,041 Hey, Gemma, what are you doing home? 19 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:43,043 I had to come back to change. 20 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,740 My PE teacher didn't show up again, 21 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:46,568 so I had to cover dodgeball for him. 22 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:48,178 Oh, that's a relief. 23 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:51,138 I thought you had got jumped into a gang. 24 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,053 I don't know what I've got to do 25 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:54,184 to get through to Coach McCluskey. 26 00:00:54,228 --> 00:00:55,794 I keep warning him, 27 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,448 but he's always got some excuse. 28 00:00:57,492 --> 00:01:00,843 His mother died twice, and then she was in a coma. 29 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,413 You know, if it were me, I would just sit him down, 30 00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:07,806 I would put my hand on his shoulder, 31 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,808 and I would gently say... 32 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,246 "Your ass if fired." 33 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,423 But that's so extreme. 34 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,120 I just keep hoping I can figure out a way 35 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,122 to get him to shape up. 36 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,429 Yeah. I keep hoping N.W.A will get back together, 37 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:24,301 but Dr. Dre just keeps selling headphones. 38 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,652 Calvin, found your paper. 39 00:01:27,696 --> 00:01:29,654 You didn't read it in the bathroom, did you? 40 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:32,527 I'm gonna go get you a dollar. 41 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,268 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 42 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,269 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 43 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,190 Do you think Calvin's right? 44 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,235 Should I fire Coach McCluskey? 45 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:47,194 Ooh, hold on. Uh, is this one of those situations 46 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,891 where you really want to hear what I think, 47 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,632 or you just want me to support you? 48 00:01:50,675 --> 00:01:52,895 I absolutely want to hear what you think. 49 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,331 Okay, well, then... 50 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,203 I definitely think you should fire him. 51 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,900 But he's been there for years! 52 00:01:57,943 --> 00:02:00,294 But not before you give him at least one more chance. 53 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:05,255 And make me look like a weak leader?No. 54 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:07,692 I mean, yes. I mean... 55 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,694 I mean, your hair looks great. 56 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:12,306 Dave, I'm serious. 57 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,656 This has been weighing on me all day. 58 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,962 All right, look, I wish that I could help you, 59 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:19,574 but this is a decision that only you can make. 60 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,402 And whatever it is, I know it's gonna 61 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:22,403 be the right one. 62 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,579 You're right. 63 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,494 I'm the boss. It's my decision. 64 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,496 McCluskey has to go. 65 00:02:28,539 --> 00:02:31,238 There. I feel better already. 66 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:34,154 Are you talking about Coach McCluskey? 67 00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:36,025 He's the best. 68 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,549 Really? You think so? 69 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:42,379 Yeah. He takes naps and lets us watch movies. 70 00:02:42,423 --> 00:02:45,034 One of them even showed a butt. 71 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,821 On the other hand, this guy sounds pretty cool. 72 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,305 Pop, are you gonna stand there all day 73 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,611 waiting on the paperboy? 74 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,090 If that's what it takes. 75 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,962 I'm not moving a damn inch till I give this kid 76 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:01,006 a piece of my mind. 77 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:02,660 Who wants pancakes? 78 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:03,531 Oh, I could eat. 79 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,362 Well, I'll take some pancakes, too. 80 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:10,320 Oh, and I'll take two years of back rent. 81 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,280 I'm...You're on lookout duty. 82 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:14,629 Yeah.[knocking on door] 83 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,545 Oh, hey, Gemma.Hey. 84 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:19,242 Oh, hey. It's 7:30 in the morning. 85 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,722 Is everything okay? 86 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,071 Everything's fine. 87 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,551 I just decided Calvin was right. 88 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:24,856 I'm gonna fire McCluskey today. 89 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,119 Ah, good for you. 90 00:03:27,163 --> 00:03:29,252 You should've fired that fool the second time his mother died. 91 00:03:30,558 --> 00:03:32,124 Right, Calvin? 92 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,909 I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything 93 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,519 after "Calvin was right." 94 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:40,698 It's just, I've never fired anyone before, and I was hoping 95 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,396 maybe you could give me some advice. 96 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:43,919 Oh, you came to the right place. 97 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,790 Calvin loves firing people. 98 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,444 Yep, it's true. Pops once fired a dude 99 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:48,880 on the guy's wedding day. 100 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,882 And I was his best man. 101 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:53,102 [sighs] 102 00:03:53,145 --> 00:03:55,147 So what's the best way to do it? 103 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,019 What you got to do is stay calm, 104 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:59,761 confident and professional. 105 00:03:59,804 --> 00:04:01,893 The last thing you want to do is go personal. 106 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,592 [makes buzzer sound] Wrong. 107 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:09,161 Look, this dude has been messing with your life, right? 108 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,772 Making you look bad. 109 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:12,426 You want to rip his throat out. 110 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,384 And you want to do it in front of people. 111 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:15,864 For example, 112 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,431 his wedding party. 113 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:19,911 Calvin!What? 114 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,478 Look, it sends a message. 115 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,393 And if it goes sideways, 116 00:04:23,437 --> 00:04:24,829 knock the cake over for a diversion. 117 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,051 Gemma, things are not gonna go sideways. 118 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,227 Oh, it went sideways back in the day, 119 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,620 when you got fired from Pizza Hut. 120 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,623 That was different. 121 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:37,712 If Todd didn't want his finger broken, 122 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:40,062 he shouldn't have been pointing it in my face! 123 00:04:41,977 --> 00:04:44,109 You getting all this great advice, Gemma? 124 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,155 I think so. 125 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,418 Rip his throat out, knock over a cake, 126 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,507 and don't point my finger in his face. 127 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,682 Sounds like you're good to go. 128 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,035 Hey, morning, Dad. 129 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,081 What are you doing here, Marty? 130 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,474 Do I need a reason? 131 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,171 Okay, can't a son just stop by 132 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:03,955 and show some love to the two people 133 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,609 that gave him life? 134 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,655 Your mama made your lunch again. 135 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,222 It's turkey melt Tuesday. 136 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:12,486 I came out second, but I'm first in her heart. 137 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,489 Oh, here he comes, right here. 138 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:17,360 Uh, here who comes? 139 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,709 That sorry-ass paperboy. 140 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:21,973 I'm about to make him cry harder than you did 141 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,236 when Malcolm told you you were adopted.[both chuckle] 142 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:27,588 That wasn't Malcolm, Dad. That was you. 143 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:31,200 [chuckles] That does sound like me, doesn't it? 144 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:34,246 Hold... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. 145 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,726 Hey, turn that bike around and get back here. 146 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,641 I need to talk to you right now. 147 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:40,775 Marty, I want you to film this for YouTube. 148 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:44,169 I want to show the world it's still okay to yell at kids. 149 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:45,954 All right, take that helmet off, young man, 150 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,390 while I talk to you. 151 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,740 See, that's the problem-- y'all have no re... 152 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:52,264 ...spect. 153 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,570 Sorry, sir. What were you saying? 154 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,529 [chuckling]: Oh! 155 00:05:55,572 --> 00:06:00,011 I... I was saying... I was saying... 156 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,839 I was... I was saying... 157 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:03,928 I was saying you are doing a great job. 158 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,148 Yes, you are. 159 00:06:06,191 --> 00:06:08,759 Hey, so, keep up the good work. 160 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,848 Thanks, mister. Got to go finish my route. 161 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,415 Okay, you do that. 162 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,374 All right, and put your helmet on. 163 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:18,682 All right, remember, safety first. [chuckles] 164 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:20,641 [chuckles] And got it. 165 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:22,730 [laughs] 166 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:25,733 Erase that right now, boy. Erase that, now. 167 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,909 Hey, man. I don't have to listen to you. 168 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:28,997 You're not my father. 169 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:34,655 [mouth full]: You wanted to see me, Johnson? 170 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,918 Yes, Coach McCluskey. Please have a seat. 171 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:42,706 Mmm. You get at some of this banana bread 172 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,316 from the teachers' lounge? 173 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,231 Uh, no, I didn't.Oh, here. 174 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,408 Finish mine. It's my third piece anyway. 175 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:53,108 That's very thoughtful of you. 176 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:55,066 Is there anything else? 177 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:58,026 Uh, yeah. A lot else. 178 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,549 I've asked you to come in 179 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,333 because we've talked about you being late, 180 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:02,987 and I've given you several warnings. 181 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,902 And I've heard each and every one of them, 182 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,774 which is why I made sure to get back 183 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,906 on the right track. And field. 184 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:10,691 [laughs loudly] 185 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,303 But have you? 186 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:16,000 I mean, weren't you late on Friday? 187 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,785 My alarm clock broke. 188 00:07:17,828 --> 00:07:19,917 And then again yesterday? 189 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,441 Dog stuff. 190 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,486 This meeting? 191 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,922 I was getting you the banana bread. 192 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:31,668 Look, I've given you more than enough chances. 193 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:35,498 I'm sorry, but... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go. 194 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,587 What? You're firing me? Why? 195 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:44,115 Literally everything I just said. 196 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,378 Does the board of trustees know about this? 197 00:07:46,422 --> 00:07:48,859 Because I play golf with half of them, 198 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:51,862 and I always let them win. 199 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,385 Doesn't matter. 200 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:56,214 This is my decision to make, and it's final. 201 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:57,738 Okay. Fine. 202 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,653 But can I say something before I leave? 203 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,263 Go ahead. 204 00:08:01,306 --> 00:08:02,743 You're a terrible principal. 205 00:08:03,787 --> 00:08:05,136 Excuse me? 206 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:06,964 You heard me. 207 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:09,445 [laughs]: You're a joke, and everybody knows it. 208 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,491 The only reason why you got this job 209 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,188 is because it made them look good 210 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,798 to hire a woman. 211 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,150 Oh... and also... 212 00:08:19,194 --> 00:08:20,282 this. 213 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,509 Yeah, well... 214 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:32,599 joke's on you, 'cause I'm still gonna eat this! 215 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,604 [door opens] 216 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,564 [sighs] So? 217 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:42,565 How'd it go? 218 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,349 Great. I sat him down, 219 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,047 I looked him right in the eye, 220 00:08:46,090 --> 00:08:47,875 and I did what I had to do. 221 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,834 I even celebrated afterwards with a little banana bread. 222 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,447 I'm so proud of you, and so hoping 223 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,319 that you brought home a little. 224 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,932 [crying]: Oh, Dave, I feel so terrible. 225 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,717 O-Okay. 226 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:06,154 Okay. Okay. It's okay. 227 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,852 Look... I wouldn't have saved any for you, either. 228 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,691 Ooh, hey, Gemma, if you don't get up soon, 229 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:22,823 you're gonna be late for work. 230 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:26,261 I'm not going in today. I'm sick. 231 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,829 Really? Or are you just pretending to be sick 232 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:32,267 because you're still upset about what McCluskey said yesterday? 233 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,051 I'm sick. 234 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,444 [fake cough] 235 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,446 See? 236 00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:40,667 Okay. [sighs] 237 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,625 This is not the way to handle this. 238 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,324 Why not? Grover fakes it. 239 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,500 And so did you when Mission: Impossible 6came out. 240 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:52,026 That was a legitimate sick day, because that movie was sick. 241 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,245 [scoffs] 242 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,117 What if McCluskey's right? 243 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,988 What if the only reason they did hire me 244 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,555 is because I'm a woman? 245 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,078 Maybe I'm not tough enough. 246 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,645 Are you kidding? 247 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,342 Gemma, you've gotten test scores up 248 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,562 and increased parent participation. 249 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,304 If the Mission: Impossibleteam needed a school principal, 250 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,871 they'd choose you. 251 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:13,264 If you chose to accept it. 252 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,008 I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, 253 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,054 but I'm worried everyone thinks I'm a joke. 254 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,232 McCluskey only said that 255 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,886 because you had just fired him. 256 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,366 What'd you think he was gonna do, give you a hug? 257 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:32,675 No, but if he needed one, I would've given it to him. 258 00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,678 Okay... this is what we're gonna do. 259 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,027 We're gonna get up, we're gonna take a shower, 260 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:38,289 we're gonna get dressed, 261 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,639 and we're gonna show up to that school 262 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:40,857 with our head held high. 263 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,425 Ugh, come on.Ugh, okay. 264 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,905 There we go. 265 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,255 That's the strong woman I married. 266 00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,909 [lock clicks] 267 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,388 You're not coming out of there, are you? 268 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,651 GEMMA: Nope. 269 00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:57,091 [laughs excitedly] 270 00:10:57,134 --> 00:11:00,094 Roast beef on rye. See, that's a man's lunch. 271 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,183 [chuckles] 272 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,575 Wait, no juice box? 273 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,972 Hey, Pop, since when do you read the news on an iPad? 274 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:12,410 Since I still can't find my newspaper. 275 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,108 Oh, so what'd you do, 276 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,457 lay into that little dude so hard yesterday 277 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,198 you scared him off for good? 278 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,549 Yeah, Pop, tell him all about the big beat-down. 279 00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:26,076 I decided to handle things a different way. 280 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,599 You know, be the bigger man. 281 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,472 You mean the only man. 282 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,737 You know, I'm starting to feel a lot less bad 283 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,391 about taking your juice box. 284 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,438 Wait. So what's the deal, Pop? 285 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:42,092 Why couldn't you lay down the law? 286 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:46,706 Well, the paperboy turned out to be a papergirl. 287 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,273 Yeah, you should've seen him, man. 288 00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,841 Dad went from thug life to hug life. 289 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,235 [laughs] 290 00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,150 Wait, I get it. 291 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:59,066 You couldn't reprimand her because she's a female. 292 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:02,460 Look, I don't want to make a little girl cry. 293 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:05,202 I mean, what kind of monster do you think I am? 294 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:07,161 I don't know. The kind that would make his son cry 295 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,815 by telling him he was adopted. 296 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,425 [chuckles] But that was funny, though. 297 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,734 Pop, Pop. 298 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,171 Don't you see that by treating her differently, 299 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,782 you're actually creating a double-standard which is sexist? 300 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:21,653 Sexist? Yep. 301 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:24,004 It's called "being a gentleman," 302 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,962 which, I understand, may be completely lost 303 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,442 on your generation. 304 00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,661 I mean, when I was your age, 305 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:34,362 we held ladies' doors, we pulled out their chairs... 306 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,146 You made sure they couldn't vote. 307 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,018 My man. 308 00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,020 [laughs] 309 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:43,501 Let's just say we're from two different times. 310 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,677 All right? Back in the day, 311 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:48,550 women were women, and men were men. 312 00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,469 Mmm, red. 313 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,780 Hey, Tina. Hi. 314 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,782 Can I ask you a question? 315 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,219 Gem is really beating herself up about what happened at school. 316 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,742 She didn't even go to work today. 317 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,744 Oh, my God. What happened? 318 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,572 Coach McCluskey told her that the only reason 319 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,835 she got the job was because she was a woman. 320 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,142 [scoffs] Typical. 321 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:17,884 Weak, little man threatened by a woman in power. 322 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,538 Mm. It's Pizza Hut all over again. 323 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:24,673 Well, I-I don't know why, 324 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,067 but for whatever reason, she's believing this loser. 325 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,678 [sighs] You men just don't get it. 326 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,114 In the working world, 327 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,464 women are always made to feel less than. 328 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:35,684 So, even if a jerk says something that isn't true, 329 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:38,165 you can't help but doubt yourself. 330 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:42,734 Just makes me want to snip some sense into y'all. 331 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,911 Okay, well, how can I fix this for her? 332 00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,869 What... what, do I beat up McCluskey? 333 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,046 [laughs] Please, Dave, that won't fix anything. 334 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,788 Oh, thank God, 'cause that guy's huge. 335 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,096 [sighs] You know, Dave, what you can do 336 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,793 is figure out a way to remind her 337 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,534 of how strong and capable she is, 338 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,144 and that she knows what she's doing. 339 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,538 I mean, don't you do stuff like this at your job? 340 00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:06,062 Well, yeah. Sure, there are aspects of corporate consulting 341 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,325 where I use team building to motivate CEOs 342 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,067 and their employee...Right, right, right, right, all of that. 343 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,417 You know what? Actually... 344 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,766 I just got an idea. 345 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,507 Oh, Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave. 346 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,683 You're not gonna show her one of those silly 347 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,989 Mission: Impossiblemovies 348 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,817 that you're always talking about, right? 349 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,863 I'm gonna come up with another idea. 350 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,953 ♪ 351 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,522 A rock-climbing gym? 352 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,829 You told me we were going to get frozen yogurt. 353 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,875 And we will. 354 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:38,399 But first, I need to remind you of your own strength. 355 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,880 Well, it's taking a lot of strength 356 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,751 for me to not freak out right now. 357 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,318 I was promised Froyo, Dave. 358 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:48,148 Look, Gemma, I know that you're doubting yourself at work. 359 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,672 And when you're up on that wall, you're probably gonna doubt 360 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,239 whether you can make it to the top, 361 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,458 but once you do, 362 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,330 the next time you doubt yourself, 363 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,549 you're gonna think back to this, and you're gonna say, 364 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,857 [sighs] "Damn, I have an awesome husband." 365 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,949 Hey, guys. 366 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,125 Whoa, Calvin, you look great. 367 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,344 Rocking that harness. 368 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:14,478 Well, this harness is chafing my rocks. 369 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,393 Wait. What are you guys doing here? 370 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,569 Tina told me we were getting frozen yogurt. 371 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,922 We will all go out to frozen yogurt 372 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,402 right after Gemma conquers this mountain. 373 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,534 Your treat. 374 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,318 Yes, it's my treat. 375 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,322 Dave, I really don't feel like doing this. 376 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:33,889 Can we please just leave? 377 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,718 Gemma, this is going to work. I promise. 378 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,415 But I don't think I can do it. 379 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,156 Yes, you can, Gemma. 380 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,679 You're gonna get up there, 381 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,377 and you're gonna make this wall your bitch. 382 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,468 I'm sorry, sweetie, you'll understand 383 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,557 when you're making 70 cents to a man's dollar. 384 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,431 Damn, look at all of this. 385 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,346 Oh, I am. 386 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,610 Your booty look good in that thing, girl. 387 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,351 [laughs] You ain't lying. 388 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,006 It's like a face-lift for the butt. 389 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,618 I know what I'm getting you for my birthday. 390 00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,274 Okay, let's get this over with. 391 00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,015 Where did Dave go? 392 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,626 I don't know. 393 00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,715 I feel like Spider-Man in this thing. 394 00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,544 Really? 'Cause you look more like Peter Pan. 395 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,505 Okay. All right. 396 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:27,725 I'm gonna attach this end of the rope to your harness, 397 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:30,250 and the other end is attached to mine. 398 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,339 Okay, so if you slip, 399 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,341 my body weight will prevent you from falling. 400 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,864 Your body weight? 401 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:39,041 Please. You're built like a cricket. 402 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:42,740 I'll have you know that crickets are beloved in Asia, 403 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:46,005 both for their voices and crunchy deliciousness. 404 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,050 Okay. Here I go. 405 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,052 All right. Show 'em what you're made of. 406 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:55,797 All right, come on, Gemma, you got this. 407 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,191 TINA: Come on, Gemma. You go, Gemma! 408 00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,409 Yeah, hurry up. 409 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,932 I'm starting to lose circulation 410 00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,586 in some very important places. 411 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,894 [grunts] 412 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:07,896 I don't think I can reach the next handhold. 413 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,638 Yes, you can. Do not give up on yourself. Let's go. 414 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,596 I'm not. The exercise worked. 415 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,294 I'm powerful, I'm strong. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 416 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:19,081 I know that you can make it to the top. 417 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,822 To show my faith in you, 418 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,998 I'm gonna unhook my safety line. 419 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,434 No. Dave! No! 420 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:25,435 Dave, what are you doing? 421 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:26,436 She could fall. No, man. 422 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,438 She's not gonna fall. 423 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,483 She's pretty sure she is. 424 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,529 Gemma. Don't move. 425 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,661 I'm-I'm coming up to help. 426 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:34,879 Yeah, help her, baby. 427 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,403 Okay. Yeah, all right. 428 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,448 [grunts] 429 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,798 [grunts] This is... 430 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,844 [grunts] 431 00:17:45,194 --> 00:17:47,805 Oh. Whoa. [grunts] 432 00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,114 [grunts] 433 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:56,031 Ah. Okay. 434 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,468 On second thought, you're-you're doing great up there. 435 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:02,516 Dave, hook her back in before she falls. 436 00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:03,908 She's fine. She's not gonna fall, okay? 437 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,519 There's padding everywhere. 438 00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,434 No one ever really gets hurt in these places. 439 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,827 Oh, my God, it's broken. I know it's broken. 440 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,528 Okay. I think I've made my point. 441 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,617 I'm gonna hook you back in.TINA: We-we're coming. 442 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:20,011 Okay. I-I can't do it. I'm coming down. 443 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,318 Oh, Dave, cut it out.CALVIN: Oh. 444 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:23,319 It wasn't me. 445 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:24,581 It was me. 446 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,670 Stop quitting on yourself, 447 00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,716 or you're getting more foam rocks to the butt. 448 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,935 Calvin, light her ass up.Oh. 449 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:31,762 What? Oh. 450 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:36,332 [grunts] 451 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,160 Come on, baby.Okay, guys, guys, guys. 452 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,467 Please, stop throwing rocks at my wife. 453 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,469 W-We're just trying to help. 454 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,601 It's obvious she can't do it by herself. 455 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,777 Hey. You don't know what I can do. 456 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,649 [exhales] 457 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,260 This is for Coach McCluskey 458 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,828 and his stupid misogyny. 459 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:57,179 [grunts, pants] 460 00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:00,182 And this is how angry I am for letting him get to me. 461 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,489 [grunts, pants] 462 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:07,972 And this is for eating that disgusting blob of banana bread. 463 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,150 You got this, Gemma! Just one more! 464 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:14,196 [grunting]: And this is for anyone who thinks 465 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,677 I can't be a badass, powerful woman 466 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,635 in this patriarchal society, 467 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,334 because I am! 468 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,770 [cheering] 469 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,599 I did it!Yeah, you did it! 470 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,776 That's my friend! That's my friend! 471 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,865 I gotta admit, that little white girl is gangsta. 472 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,522 All right, now, come on down. Let's go get some Froyo. 473 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,872 Whoa! Whoa! 474 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,090 Wha...? 475 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,311 O-Okay, you guys can meet us there. 476 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,009 Dave, throw down your wallet. 477 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,156 Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on, hold on. 478 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,376 Let me talk to you for a minute. [sighs] 479 00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,334 Now, look. 480 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,163 I know I told you you were doing a great job, 481 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,949 but the other day, I saw how strong women can really be. 482 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,343 So that's why I have to tell you the truth. 483 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:17,651 You are the worst paper-person of all time. 484 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,264 I mean, like straight trash. 485 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,831 Okay...? 486 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,268 And treating you like a princess 487 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,576 is only holding you back from your full potential. 488 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,795 Now, you need to wake up earlier, 489 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:34,015 deliver the paper on time, 490 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:36,713 and for God's sake, work on your damn aim. 491 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:41,196 I mean, I'm only saying this because I'm a feminist. 492 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:46,027 Okay, sorry. I'll try harder. 493 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,769 Good. All right. 494 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,771 Oh, damn, she forgot to give me my paper. 495 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,468 Oh, don't... 496 00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,734 Damn, good arm. 497 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,780 I should've adopted her. 498 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,701 Captioning sponsored by CBS 499 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:10,486 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org