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Tina.

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Yeah?
You are not
gonna believe

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what my brother Curtis
did this time.

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He finally burned
through his lottery winnings?

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No, I'm still
praying on that.

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But you know how I got my mother
her favorite long-stem roses

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for her birthday?Mm-hmm.

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Well, Curtis had
to go and outdo me

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and got her entire
yard landscaped.

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Ooh, that's nice.Of course it's nice.

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He hired the Property Brothers
to do it.

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[doorbell rings]

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Well, maybe I married
the wrong brother.

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[laughs] Yeah, right.

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His money gonna run out one day,
but my sexy is forever.

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Hey, guys.Hey, Tina.

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Come on in. What's up?

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Okay, so we
need a favor.

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Look, I already told you, Dave,

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I'm not doing a Christmas card
photo with you.

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Seems like just the message our
world needs right now, but okay.

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We were wondering
if you guys were free

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to watch Grover Friday night.

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Yeah, Gemma's school is having
their annual fund-raiser,

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and I want to watch
her rock the mic

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and raise some
dolla dolla bills, y'all.

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It's my first big event
as principal,

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and I need to give a speech
and I really need it to go well.

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Well, I told you,
if you get nervous,

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just use my little trick.

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What's your little trick, Dave?

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When in doubt,
quote Billy Joel lyrics.

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His music brings
the world together.

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Well, why are you
so nervous?

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The board of trustees
will be there.

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Yeah, and they're just a bunch
of rich, stuck-up moms

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who are all jealous of how
pretty and smart Gemma is.

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That's not true.

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And you really need
to stop watching Mean Girls.

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Not gonna happen.

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Their queen
is Lyndsey Worthington.

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And that's Lyndsey
with two Ys,

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so you know she thinks
she's better

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than all the other Lindseys.

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Well, if you need
some extra support,

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Malcolm can
watch Grover,

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and Calvin and I could go
to the fund-raiser.

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You will?
Yeah.
Yeah, Tina,

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we will?

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I don't want to spend
my Friday night

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at some school fund-raiser.

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Oh, come on, baby,
do it for Gemma.

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And don't forget,
it's for the kids.

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Yeah, right, at some
private school. No, thanks.

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There's a
prime rib dinner

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and an open bar
with top-shelf liquor.

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Well, if it's
for the kids, you know.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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Hey, you guys made it.Yes.

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Anything to support
our Gemma.

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Aw, thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.

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Now, who wants a tour
of the school?

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I do!
Tina does!

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Okay, Calvin, I know
you were hesitant

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about coming tonight,
but the good news is,

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is there's a photographer
walking around

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and every table
has props.

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You look like a not-
so-Super Mario Brother.

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[Italian accent]:
Well, then you can be my Luigi.

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Dave, I mean,
really, what...

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First the Christmas card
and now this?

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Why-why are you so obsessed
with taking a picture with me?

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Well, because
you're my friend,

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and I have pictures
with all my friends.

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But you could be

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the first one
with a monocle.

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All right, Mr. Monopoly,
show me where the bar is,

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and do not pass "Go."

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Okay, G, what are we
gonna do next?

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I'm gonna play
on my iPad.

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Hey, come on, man. Hey, look,
when Marty and I were kids,

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all we had were each other

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and our imaginations.

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We used to play things
like, uh, cowboys and Indians,

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cops and robbers,
and we had a blast.

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Did we?

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'Cause all I remember is,

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you always got to be
the good guy

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and I always ended up dead.

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Well, the point is,
you remember it.

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How many memories do you have
on your iPad?

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Uh, about 64 gigs.

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Hey, I know,
we shall build a fort

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and pretend we are knights

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defending it
from ferocious dragons.

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What do you say, Marty?

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[laughs] Counteth me in.

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[chuckles]
How about you, Grover?

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I can't believe I'm saying this,

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but I think
it's past my bedtime.

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What do you say, Calvin?

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You see anything here
at the silent auction table?

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Just a bunch of bougie
white folks crap.

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Opera tickets,
a ski trip to Aspen,

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a hacky sack signed

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by Dave Matthews.

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Man, I wouldn't bid a dime
for any of this junk.

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Ooh, two tickets
to Super Soul Sunday

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and a meet and greet with Oprah.

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Ooh, how much
they want for that?

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Says the opening bid
is 200 bucks.

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I'm-a throw my hat
in the ring.
Ah-ah.

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Throw your hat
somewhere else, Dave.

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My mama loves Oprah.
I'm getting this for her.

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Aw, that's so sweet.

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Yeah, it'll make
my brother Curtis

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feel like a jackass.

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Not so sweet.

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Why don't you go bid
on something more your speed,

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say... that full body wax.

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Nah, it's winter.
Gemma likes me fuzzy.

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How much you gonna bid?

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Dave, it's important
to set the tone here.

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All right? You want to let
the other bidders know

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that you mean business.

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So, starting bid
is $200...

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Calvin Butler,

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$200.01.

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Gemma, can I make
an observation?
Yeah.

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I know you said this was
a progressive school,

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but I thought it'd be
a little more diverse.

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Like, right now
I feel like I'm at

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the Country Music Awards
and I'm Hootie.

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Well, it's not like I don't
want it to be more diverse.

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I've been to all
the local preschools

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talking about
progressive education

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and how much better it is
for kids not to get grades.

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Mm, see, there's
your problem.

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Black families need
their kids to get grades.

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But if you give grades,
the kids will feel judged.

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Yeah, but if you don't
give them grades,

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how do you know
if they're stupid?

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Gemma, people of color are not
attracted to schools like this

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because we know our kids
are on an uneven playing field.

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I mean, we don't have
the luxury

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of sending them somewhere
that doesn't emphasize

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traditional academics.

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Well, what am I
gonna do?

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I promised the trustees
I would increase diversity.

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They want this school
to look like

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the inside of
Angelina Jolie's minivan.

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Well, right now it
looks more like

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the Brady Bunch's
station wagon.

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Gemma!
Lyndsey!

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Hi, I'm Lyndsey Worthington,

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head of the board of trustees
here at the Walcott Academy.

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Oh. Tina Butler.
Nice to meet you.

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Gemma, why didn't you tell us

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you were bringing
a prospective parent tonight?

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Oh, actually, Tina...

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Surprised Gemma.

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You know, I didn't think
I could make it

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because I have my weekly
girls' night out,

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but Beyoncé canceled.

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You're friends with Beyoncé?

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You know this?

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That was all me.

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So, please,
if you have any questions,

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don't hesitate to reach out.
We can't wait to meet...

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I'm sorry,
what was your son's name again?

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Chadwick.

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Chadwick Butler III.Oh.

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Well, tell Chadwick
we're so excited.

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Maybe now the drama department
can finally do Hamilton.

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Hmm?
What are you doing?

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What?! You said
you wanted diversity.

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Me and Chadwick got your back.

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I appreciate that,
but they're gonna find out

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that you're not really
a prospective parent.Oh, girl, please.

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Little Chadwick can
get trapped in a well

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before the school year starts.
Nobody'll ever find out.

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Excuse me, but are
you Tina?

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We've heard so much about
you and little Chadwick.

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Oh.

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Tina, these are
two other members

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of our board
of trustees.
Oh.

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Pyper.
Spelled
with a "Y."

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Well, whywouldn't you?[both laughing]

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And this is Greer.

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Hi. [laughs]

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We heard that you're considering
the school, and...

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And if you're looking for
a mother's perspective,

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we'd love to take you
to lunch some time.Mm.

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Do you play
tennis?

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Are you kidding?

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Serena is my
goddaughter.

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[gasps]Oh.

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What the...?

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Who is Dr. Allen Bancroft, M.D.?

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I don't know. Why?He bid $500.

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And he wrote
the "D-R" and the "M.D."

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We get it, Allen,
you're a doctor.

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Well, you gonna
outbid him?

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Of course I am.

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I'm not gonna let some fancy
doctor think he can outbid me.

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00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,020
$500.01.

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00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:07,503
Look, I'm gonna
hit the bar.

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00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,766
Stay here and make sure no one
outbids me on this package.

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You got it.

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Ooh, listen, baby, baby,
I don't have time to explain.

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We're doing this for Gemma.

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We're rich,
we're prospective parents,

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and I hang out with Beyoncé.

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So, this must
be Chadwick II.

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Please.
All my friends call me Wick.

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Oh.

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00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:31,832
Well, at least
Barack and Michelle do.

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[laughter]

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So, ready to slay
some dragons, milord?

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Okay.

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Where's the dragon?

223
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Marty's gonna
be the dragon.

224
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What?! Why do I always got
to be the dragon, man?!

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It's like cops and robbers
all over again.

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So,

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since I'm Sir Grover, does
that mean I'm in charge?

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Indeed. This is your
castle, milord.

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Cool.

230
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,211
I'm gonna need it
to be a lot bigger.

231
00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:05,648
Really? 'Cause I think
it looks good...

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00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,563
Sir Grover has spoken!

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00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:11,523
[laughter]I cannot believe

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00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,308
you went to the royal wedding.

235
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:16,093
You know, it was great until
the queen got a little handsy

236
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,617
on the dance floor.

237
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,880
Queen Elizabeth groped you?!

238
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,796
No, he's talking
about Elton John.Ooh.

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00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,233
[laughter]

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00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:27,801
Excuse me? Tina, could I
talk to you for a minute?

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00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,629
Oh, sure. Wick, would
you mind staying here

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00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,108
to entertain
our new friends?

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00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,414
But of course, darling.Oh.

244
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,897
Now, ladies, please,

245
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,160
do any of you have
a recommendation

246
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:41,771
for a veterinarian
who can work on white tigers?

247
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What's up?I'm freaking out.

248
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Why?

249
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Because I can't go up
on that stage and tell

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this entire school that
I'm gonna make it more diverse

251
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,564
if I can't actually do it.
I feel like a fraud.

252
00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,131
Oh, don't worry about it.

253
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,264
They already think
that you got me and Chadwick.

254
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,700
You look like you're killing it.

255
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,136
But it's a lie.

256
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,182
Yeah, a lie
that's gotten me invited

257
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:04,185
to three brunches,
two happy hours, and a spa day.

258
00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,840
And for the record,
I am now Tina with a "Y." Ah!

259
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:10,365
Gemma,

260
00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,149
we're gonna start serving dinner
in about ten minutes,

261
00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:14,412
so maybe now is a good time
to give your speech.

262
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,980
Oh, I... well, I don't know.

263
00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,547
I mean, everyone's
having so much fun.

264
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,027
Maybe I should just send them
an e-mail.

265
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,464
No. We're all dying
to hear your ideas.

266
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,728
I mean, you've already been
so successful in your outreach.

267
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,382
Get up there

268
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,123
and tell us your secret.

269
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,080
But then it wouldn't be
a secret.

270
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:33,605
Gemma.All right, I'm going.

271
00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:36,260
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

272
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,219
I'm Gemma Johnson,
the new principal,

273
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,656
and I just wanted to take
a moment to share with you

274
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,050
my vision for the future
of Walcott Academy.

275
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:46,183
As believers
in progressive education,

276
00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:48,969
you all know that one
of our primary values

277
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:52,363
is diversity among our students.

278
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:57,934
But we all know that we haven't
been able to make that happen.

279
00:11:57,978 --> 00:12:00,067
And I thought the solution

280
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,025
was gonna be reaching out
to the community,

281
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:04,201
but clearly that hasn't worked.

282
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,074
I mean, I have gone to every
school in the local community

283
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:09,990
and we are still just as white
as the actual Hamilton.

284
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,300
But-but not because
we're bad people.

285
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,825
But because we tend
to only surround ourselves

286
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,261
with people just like us.

287
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,567
Like some snooty club.

288
00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:25,788
Well, membership has
its privileges.

289
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:31,185
But that's not who you feel
like you are.

290
00:12:31,228 --> 00:12:34,188
You feel like someone who has
the answer to our problems,

291
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,190
but when you tell people
your answer,

292
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,845
you find out you might actually
be part of the problem.

293
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:42,109
And then you don't know
what to say.

294
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,028
I-I don't know what to say.

295
00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,553
[mouths]

296
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:56,123
[coughs]
Billy Joel.

297
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,602
[coughs]

298
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,866
You see...

299
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:04,131
We didn't start the fire.

300
00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:11,399
It was always burning,
since the world's been turning.

301
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:18,014
But I believe we can
change that, and...

302
00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:24,368
You may be right.
I may be crazy.

303
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,588
But I just may be the lunatic
you're looking for. Thank you.

304
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:35,945
Milord, lower your drawbridge
so I may enter your castle.

305
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,429
No, peasant!

306
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,781
I told you, you're dragon bait.

307
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:50,873
I believe I hear the flap
of wings in the east.

308
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,614
[roars]

309
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:58,011
Sir Grover,
the dragon approaches.

310
00:13:58,054 --> 00:13:59,490
Come help me slay it.

311
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,625
You got this.

312
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,149
But you have the sword, Milord.

313
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,629
Use your imagination.

314
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:11,633
[shouts]

315
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,635
[grunting]

316
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,903
[imitates heartbeat]

317
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:29,129
Ha! Ha!

318
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:32,132
Ha...

319
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,221
Come on, man.

320
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,658
I just blew fire all over you.
You're supposed to die.

321
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,921
[sighs]
Fine, I'll die.

322
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,575
[grunts]

323
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,925
I'm dead.

324
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,448
Die, foul beast!

325
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,667
[roars, shouts]

326
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,669
[straining]

327
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,976
Ow!

328
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,151
Let me show you how it's done.

329
00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,500
[shouting]

330
00:14:57,157 --> 00:15:00,900
I was only evil
because I was never loved.

331
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:08,951
♪ Amazing

332
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,388
♪ Grace

333
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:17,351
♪ How sweet the sound

334
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:21,659
♪ That saved a wretch...

335
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:24,445
Ow! Ow!

336
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,925
[chokes]

337
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:31,974
That was awesome!

338
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,803
You see? I told you
this was gonna be fun.

339
00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,544
Yeah, but now it's really past
your bedtime,

340
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,067
so we got to clean up.

341
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,939
MALCOLM:
Yeah.Actually, I'm pretty tired

342
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:42,854
from slaying dragons.
Good night.

343
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,291
Whoa, whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa, hey.

344
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,683
So we got to clean
this mess...

345
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,076
Silence, peasants!Wha...

346
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,908
You should've let him play
on that iPad.

347
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,347
[chuckles]
You know,

348
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:00,872
I'm gonna have my yacht guy
give you a call, okay?

349
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,920
What the hell, Dave?

350
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,922
Bancroft outbid me.

351
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,576
I thought you were supposed
to be watching the sheet.

352
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,273
Ooh, I'm sorry.

353
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:14,495
I was watching Gemma
absolutely crush her speech.

354
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,758
Dave, forget
about Gemma right now.

355
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:20,066
You need to focus
on what's important.

356
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,546
And it's only a little bit of
time left to bid on this thing.

357
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,113
And I need to win this

358
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:26,072
to let my brother Curtis know

359
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,596
which of us is the real baller
in the family,

360
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,902
you know?

361
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,513
And to show
my mother I love her.

362
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,297
Yeah.

363
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:36,734
Okay. What do you want to do?

364
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,476
Well, first, I'm gonna
write down my final bid.

365
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,217
"Chadwick Butler..."

366
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,131
Don't ask.

367
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:48,137
"A whole lot of money
and one cent."

368
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,226
Look, and then
we need to make sure

369
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,619
that this Bancroft character
doesn't come over here

370
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:52,881
and bid again.

371
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,448
How you want to do that?

372
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,971
Look, I got an idea.

373
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,930
Hey, thank you so much.

374
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:01,411
You're gonna eat this and you're
gonna pretend to choke.

375
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:05,024
Then Dr. Bancroft will have
to come over here and save you.

376
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,287
It's the law.

377
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:11,160
Calvin, I am not gonna
pretend to choke myself

378
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,119
just so you can outdo
your brother.

379
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,772
You know, the two of
you could really benefit

380
00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,079
from one of my conflict
mediation sessions.

381
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,820
This is crazy.

382
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,648
You know what's crazy, Dave?

383
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,129
Is me walking around here
pretending I'm rich.

384
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:27,133
I am sick of people with money
trying to make me seem small.

385
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:30,136
I mean, Dr. Bancroft,
my brother Curtis.

386
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,964
Look-- I work as hard as anybody
else and I need this win, Dave.

387
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,406
[sighs]

388
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,886
All right, Calvin. Choke me.

389
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,628
Come on.

390
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,328
Hey, this man
is choking!

391
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,591
Is there a doctor in the house?

392
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,549
I believe, legally,
you have to step forward.

393
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,334
Dave.

394
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,814
Dave, you're putting it on
a little thick.

395
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,773
Okay?

396
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:01,428
Are you choking--
are you choking for real?

397
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:02,864
Come on, man.
[grunts]

398
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,692
Come on, Dave. Come on, buddy.

399
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:07,042
Oh.

400
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,609
Oh, Dave.

401
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,133
[moans]

402
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,484
Is everything all right?
I heard someone was choking.

403
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,138
Yeah, everything's fine.
We're good.

404
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,879
Okay, get some air in there.Good.

405
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,750
Oh.

406
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,492
Just in the nick of time.

407
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:24,799
Congratulations,
Dr. Bancroft.

408
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,453
Thank you.

409
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,461
Bancroft!

410
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,686
There you are.

411
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,558
I've been looking
all over for you.

412
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,951
I've just been in here
raking the Zen garden.

413
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,693
It's supposed to help you
achieve tranquility.

414
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,042
Is it working?

415
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,392
[cries]:
Yes.

416
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,090
Aw.

417
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,223
Sweetie, it's okay.[groans]

418
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,268
I'm so embarrassed.

419
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,922
I don't know
what I was thinking.

420
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,141
You don't have
to be embarrassed.

421
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,143
That Billy Joel thing worked.

422
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,493
Apparently, he does for y'all
what Stevie Wonder does for us.

423
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,801
I'm not talking
about my speech.

424
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,760
I'm talking about this school.

425
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,196
What do you mean?

426
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,720
I was so excited to
show you this place.

427
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:20,681
But now that I have, I realize
how silly it all must seem.

428
00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:24,206
Yeah, most schools I've been to
keep their sandboxes outside.

429
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,121
[chuckles]

430
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,036
Yeah, the janitors
hate this room.

431
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,691
[chuckles]

432
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,693
Look, Gemma,
I don't think you're silly.

433
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,477
I think you're an idealist.

434
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,696
And that's a good thing.

435
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:37,480
The world needs more dreamers.

436
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,830
But dreams aren't real life.

437
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,050
Not yet.
But you can't make progress

438
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,095
without having a dream first.

439
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,097
I mean, look, Gemma, you've
been here all of a few months,

440
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,752
and you're
just getting started.

441
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,407
Yeah, but now I'm not sure
that it's even possible.

442
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,104
[sighs]
Gemma,

443
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:55,194
progress doesn't
happen overnight,

444
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,108
but dreams do.

445
00:19:57,152 --> 00:20:00,024
Tina, that's amazing.

446
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,504
Thank you.

447
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,853
Did you just make that up?

448
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,203
Hell no. It's written
on the wall over there.

449
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,084
And now for the final prize
of the evening,

450
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,261
the Oprah Super Soul Sunday
package.

451
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:22,525
And the winner is...

452
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:23,961
Chadwick Butler!

453
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,485
[applause]

454
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,748
What?

455
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,619
How'd that happen?

456
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,665
I talked to Bancroft.

457
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,449
Turns out he's having
marital problems,

458
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,973
so I offered him
some conflict mediation sessions

459
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,541
if he withdrew his bid
on the Oprah package.

460
00:20:38,585 --> 00:20:40,891
[chuckles]
Dave, you did that for me?

461
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,764
Well, I did it for us.

462
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,506
Us? What do you get out of it?

463
00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:50,205
Say cheese.

464
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:57,647
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