1 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:08,921 Whoo!All right, man, 2 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,227 make that one. 3 00:00:10,271 --> 00:00:12,360 Easy. What's the score again? 4 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:16,190 You have letters H-O-R-S, and I have none. 5 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,151 All right. 6 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,066 I'm-a head home. You done, too? 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,676 No, I'm-a hang around for a little bit. 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,374 All right. Hit me up for one last shot. 9 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:27,418 Splash time. 10 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:36,819 Hey, what's up, little man? 11 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:38,081 Yo, what's up? 12 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,213 Want to shoot around? 13 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:40,257 Nah, man. 14 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,259 But I do want those shoes. 15 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:46,829 [chuckles]: Okay, well, put them on your Christmas list, 16 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:49,440 and maybe Santa Claus will you bring you some. 17 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,748 I don't believe in no Santa. 18 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:55,577 But I do believe you're gonna give me those shoes. 19 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,104 I'm not giving you my shoes. 20 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:04,194 Plus, I outweigh you by a hundred pounds. 21 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,461 Well, you're a little big-boned, so it's starting to even out. 22 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,031 Now... 23 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,511 you ready to give me those shoes? 24 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:18,339 [sighs] 25 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,210 You know what? 26 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:22,299 Fine. 27 00:01:23,170 --> 00:01:25,302 I can't believe this bunch of... 28 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,739 Oh, my God, is that Santa Claus? 29 00:01:27,783 --> 00:01:30,046 ♪ 30 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:34,311 MAN [on TV]: Okay, it's time to turn up the intensity. 31 00:01:34,355 --> 00:01:37,140 Squat down and up. 32 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,576 Work those glutes. 33 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,578 Push that butt back. Push those... 34 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:43,668 Aw, come on, Calvin. You know, get up. 35 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:46,236 You promised you would exercise with me.[chuckles] 36 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,935 Believe you me, baby, you got my heart rate up plenty. 37 00:01:52,024 --> 00:01:53,287 TINA: Oh, hey, Malcolm. 38 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,202 You just getting back from the park with Dave? 39 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:57,029 Uh, yeah, yeah. 40 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,683 If he ever beats you in basketball, 41 00:01:58,727 --> 00:02:01,121 we're gonna have to put you up for adoption. 42 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,515 Well, you don't have to worry about that. 43 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,300 So I'm-a go take a shower. 44 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:09,129 Hold on, hold on. What happened to your shoes? 45 00:02:11,043 --> 00:02:13,307 You know, I lost them. 46 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:15,918 Don't tell me you lost them in a game to Dave. 47 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:19,226 We're gonna have to lie about this as a family.Yeah. 48 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,706 All right, look, it's no big deal-- relax-- but... 49 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,578 I just got robbed down at the park.CALVIN: Whoa, whoa. 50 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,362 What?!You got robbed? 51 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:27,321 Look, guys, calm down. I'm fine. 52 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:29,236 Oh, my God, thank God you're okay. 53 00:02:29,279 --> 00:02:30,715 Hey, it's cool, Ma. 54 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,195 Who did this, man? 55 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,936 Who attacked you? 56 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,198 Hey, look, it's no big deal. 57 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:37,766 It was just some punks down at the park. 58 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,768 What you mean it's no big deal? 59 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:42,205 We're Butlers, right? You mess with one of us, 60 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:44,468 you mess with allof us.That's right. 61 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,254 You know what, Tina? Where you keep my fighting shirt? 62 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:49,125 No, hold on.'Cause I'll beat up this whole town. 63 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,388 I know you will. I know you will.You know I will. 64 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:54,391 Just relax, okay? There's no need to fight. I will take care of it. 65 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:57,177 You will?Yeah. 'Cause-'cause-'cause I'm a Butler. 66 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:59,222 That's right.A-And Butlers don't play. 67 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,267 Damn right. 68 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,529 You damn right. Now... [growls] 69 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:03,357 [growls] Yeah. Give it to me. [growls] 70 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,836 [growls]Yeah! [growls] 71 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,447 That's right. 72 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:08,318 Was he messing with me? 73 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,279 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 74 00:03:12,322 --> 00:03:13,628 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 75 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,419 Thanks for helping us install these cameras. 76 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:25,205 After what happened to Malcolm, we're gonna feel so much safer. 77 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,685 Yeah, well, these babies are top of the line. 78 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:29,426 You can monitor them from your phone. 79 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,776 They have night vision and zoom. 80 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:34,388 You know... between this tool belt 81 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,607 and all these new high-tech gadgets, 82 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:39,393 I kind of feel like Batman. 83 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:40,872 Really? 84 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,700 'Cause you look like one of the Village People. 85 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,269 No, no. 86 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,532 [deep voice]: I'm Batman. 87 00:03:50,447 --> 00:03:51,535 Dad. 88 00:03:51,579 --> 00:03:55,235 Why are you wearing your fighting shirt? 89 00:03:55,278 --> 00:03:56,540 I'm going down to that park, 90 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,281 and I'm-a find out who jacked Malcolm. 91 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,674 Well, h-hold on. 92 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,806 I'm-a come with you. I can help. 93 00:04:01,850 --> 00:04:03,417 How are yougonna help? 94 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,636 Back home I was part of the Neighborhood Watch. 95 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:08,335 Now, I don't want to brag, but... 96 00:04:08,378 --> 00:04:10,772 a couple years ago, I single-handedly caught 97 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,427 the elusive Kalamazoo Basil Bandit. 98 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,429 Spoiler alert: 99 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,865 it was a deer. 100 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:19,041 What? 101 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,217 Spoiler alert: I don't care. 102 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,566 Look, besides, 103 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,612 I don't need you-- I got Abe and Tommy. 104 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,614 Who are they?A couple of real OGs 105 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,659 that keep their ears to the streets. 106 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,227 OGs? They're a couple of old farts 107 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,317 that play chess in the park all day. 108 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,276 They also do tai chi. 109 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:40,497 O-Okay, well, I-I'm-a, I'm-a come with you. Why? 110 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:41,846 As backup. 111 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,674 Look, we're a couple of fathers 112 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:46,024 who both want to keep this neighborhood safe. 113 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,330 Also... 114 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,636 [deep voice]: I'm Batman. 115 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,249 Hey, are the cameras working? 116 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,511 Mm-hmm.Yep. We can see everything 117 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:55,686 right here on the TV. 118 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,122 Oh, thank you, Marty. 119 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,428 No, no problem. I love electronics. 120 00:04:58,472 --> 00:04:59,516 You know, I like to pretend like 121 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,170 I'm the tech guy on a covert team 122 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:02,998 with a cool nickname like Virus 123 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:06,001 or... Firewall. 124 00:05:06,044 --> 00:05:08,351 How about Nerd Man? 125 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,399 Okay, Captain Bed Wetter. 126 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,227 That was our secret. 127 00:05:15,271 --> 00:05:17,578 Hey, man, don't mess with Firewall. 128 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,231 I won't. 129 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:21,233 Mm, now I got to pee. 130 00:05:22,278 --> 00:05:24,628 So, now do you feel safer? 131 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,413 Here, yeah. 132 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,415 But I'm still worried about walking around the neighborhood 133 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,373 or taking Grover to the park. 134 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,114 Oh, you should take a self-defense class. 135 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,550 Oh, please. She doesn't need that. 136 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:36,901 I got you. See, back in the '90s, 137 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,512 when this area was a little rougher, 138 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,123 I developed my own self-defense system. 139 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:41,993 Oh, no. 140 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:45,693 No, not "Tina kwon do" again. 141 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,129 Please. You loved it. 142 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:49,000 We used to train together all the time. 143 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:50,350 We did not train together! 144 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,831 I put on homemade protective gear, 145 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,485 and you beat the crap out of me. 146 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,314 It was a bonding experience. 147 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:01,970 See, I figured out a way to defend myself 148 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:04,538 using things that I just had in my purse. 149 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:05,582 Will you teach me? 150 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,236 Of course I will. 151 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,804 Marty, suit up. 152 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:12,546 No, no, Mama. I just ate. 153 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:15,418 Well, if you want, I could demonstrate without the pads. 154 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,550 All right, fine. 155 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,334 Okay. Oh, oh, and, uh, 156 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:22,686 wear a extra pillow, 'cause we're going hard. 157 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,166 This is exciting. 158 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:25,950 You know, I've never done anything like this before. 159 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:28,213 On that deer case, I worked solo. 160 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:31,652 Must've been nice. 161 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:33,697 Hey, hey, fellas. 162 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:34,872 Calvin. 163 00:06:34,916 --> 00:06:37,440 Ain't seen you down here in a minute. 164 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:39,660 Hey, guys, I'm Calvin's friend Dave. 165 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,401 Didn't nobody ask who you were. 166 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,187 And don't nobody care. 167 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,145 He's right, Dave. 168 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:48,756 They really don't. 169 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,455 Look, fellas, I don't know if you heard, 170 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,762 but Malcolm got mugged down here the other day. 171 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,372 Yeah, we saw it. 172 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,330 Check.You did? 173 00:06:58,374 --> 00:06:59,897 W-Well, who did it? 174 00:06:59,941 --> 00:07:01,943 It was Jamaal and them. 175 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,816 You mean those little kids over there? 176 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,992 Are you kidding me? This is embarrassing. 177 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:11,082 Malcolm got rolled by a bunch of little kids? 178 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,476 Well, it looks like I'm-a have to go over there 179 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,478 and teach those little kids a lesson. 180 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:18,481 I didn't even have to wear my fighting shirt. 181 00:07:18,525 --> 00:07:20,352 O-Okay, well... just, Calvin, 182 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,485 don't do something you're gonna regret. 183 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,487 Eh, it's too late for that, Dave. 184 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:25,619 I already brought you. 185 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:28,535 Yo, Jamaal! 186 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:36,064 I can't believe those little kids jumped me like that. 187 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,153 It was like watching a bunch of baby lions 188 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:40,460 take down a wildebeest. 189 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:43,288 Where were you, anyway? You were supposed to have my back. 190 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,638 Well, I was right there. 191 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,857 I was offering them my shoes instead of yours. 192 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:50,339 No one wants your Skechers, Dave. 193 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,472 I'm letting you know something-- this ain't over. 194 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,909 We need to teach those little kids a lesson. 195 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:58,086 'Cause around here, nobody messes with Calvin Butler. 196 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,348 Aah! 197 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:00,523 [whimpering] 198 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,438 I stepped on a acorn. 199 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,831 Come-come over here. 200 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:05,267 Give me your shoulder, your shoulder. 201 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:06,573 Okay. All right. 202 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:16,713 What the hell, son? 203 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,064 How'd you let yourself get robbed 204 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,936 by a bunch of little kids? 205 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,548 Why do you only got one shoe on? 206 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,116 Because I got robbed by a bunch of little kids! 207 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:32,076 But at least I fought back. 208 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,514 Yeah, and look what it got you-- no shoes, just like me. 209 00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,254 Look... 210 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,518 you might want to count again, Malcolm. 211 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:39,867 I kept one. 212 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,522 I'm going over to Jamaal's house 213 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,611 and I'm giving his parents a piece of my mind. 214 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:47,570 Oh, no, no, please don't do that, Pop. That never works out. 215 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:50,268 What are you talking about?Fifth grade basketball. 216 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:51,748 When I wasn't getting enough playing time, 217 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:53,881 you went and gave my coach "a piece of your mind." 218 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,578 I ended up benched for the whole season. 219 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,493 Well, that's 'cause Sister Mary Agnes 220 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,495 couldn't see talent. 221 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,932 Look, Pop, when you go talk to people, 222 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:05,370 it somehow always turns into a fight. 223 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,024 Look, son, 224 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:10,071 sometimes a man hasto fight for his family. 225 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:13,944 See, you wouldn't know that because you don't have kids. 226 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,772 Trust me, Malcolm... 227 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,035 this is what good parenting is. 228 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,037 Now, you might not see it now, 229 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,605 but I-I'm really trying to help this kid. 230 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,738 You know, the proof is in the pudding. 231 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,087 I raised a son 232 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,828 with a good head on his shoulders. 233 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:30,700 Hey, thank you, Pop. [chuckles] 234 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,267 I was talking about Marty. 235 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,534 Okay, so I'm-a show you how we protect ourselves 236 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,622 in the hood. 237 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,363 Marty, get in here! 238 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:50,198 Okay, so, 239 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,721 whenever I'm in the streets, 240 00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,855 I always carry three self-defense essentials. 241 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,423 Weapon number one. 242 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,251 A comb? 243 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:03,603 [laughs] It may look like a comb... 244 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:05,866 because it is a comb, but... 245 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,347 ...in the right hands, 246 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:12,089 stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! 247 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,659 See? 248 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,879 I'm safer, and, bonus... 249 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,055 I look fresh. 250 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,622 Eh? 251 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,624 Marty, are you okay? 252 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,930 Aw, he's fine. Okay, so... 253 00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:30,455 weapon number two. 254 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,892 Seasoning salt? 255 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,895 Cheaper than pepper spray and really good on chicken. 256 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,724 Close your eyes, baby.Huh? 257 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:40,683 Shake! Shake, shake, shake, shake!Oh! 258 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,685 Aah! That burns! 259 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,687 It burns so bad.[chuckles] 260 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,689 [screams] 261 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,736 [sneezing] 262 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:54,305 Now, third and most lethal weapon. 263 00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:55,916 A whiskey bag? 264 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,222 Full of spare change.[coins jingling] 265 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,748 Now, to the untrained eye, you know, 266 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:05,360 I'm just an alcoholic 267 00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,710 on my way to the Coinstar.Mm-hmm. 268 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:11,018 But to the unsuspecting predator? 269 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,976 Ka-ching! Ka-ching, ka-ching![grunting] 270 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,196 Ka-ching![groans] 271 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,683 You ready to try? 272 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:25,162 Uh, I think so. 273 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,773 Okay, girl. All right. 274 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,819 So, you're walking down the street. 275 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:38,306 Okay, and an assailant approaches you. 276 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,438 What do you do? 277 00:11:40,482 --> 00:11:43,703 Uh, I guess I would whack him a couple times here.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 278 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,619 And then maybe a... 279 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,318 a tappity-tap-tap here. 280 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:53,800 I'm so sorry, Marty. Are you okay? 281 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,715 Honestly, anything's better than the salt. 282 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,020 Oh. 283 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,848 Come on, Gemma.Okay. 284 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,677 This is street warfare, okay?Okay. 285 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,028 Like, just imagine this man has stolen your purse! 286 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,902 What do you do? 287 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:11,600 [grunts] 288 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:14,429 Now give me back my purse, please. 289 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,778 "Please"?"Please"? 290 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,390 Yeah, yeah, we... we got a lot of work to do, 291 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:20,652 or you gonna die. 292 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,699 Thanks for asking me to come along 293 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,222 to talk to Jamaal's parents. 294 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,268 I didn't ask you to come along. 295 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:33,753 Okay, now, Calvin, remember, 296 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,580 we're talking about someone's child, 297 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:39,106 so we need to be reasonable, keep our voices at an even tone, 298 00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,761 and, no matter what, never be aggressive. 299 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,591 Come on out! I want to talk to you 300 00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,680 about your little punk-ass son! 301 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,468 Hey, check it out. 302 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,818 Looks like Gramps got another shoe, huh? 303 00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,820 [chuckles] 304 00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,953 [chuckles]: "Gramps"? That's all you got? 305 00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:01,041 Boy, I'll kill you!Okay. 306 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,782 Calvin, Calvin. 307 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,696 He's a child. Calm down. 308 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,264 Yeah, man, you better listen to your nurse. 309 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,527 Hmm. 310 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,791 You said that like it hurt my feelings. 311 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,531 My aunt is a nurse. 312 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,058 Jamaal, where are your parents?They ain't here. 313 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,929 Well, where are they?None of your business. 314 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,757 Oh, I'll make it my business! You...Okay. 315 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,280 Okay, Calvin.I want the door open. 316 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,327 [chuckles]: Careful, old man. You gonna hurt yourself. 317 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,722 This was fun, but I'm gonna go back inside 318 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,029 and watch TV. Night-night, Gramps. 319 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,989 And, nurse, make sure he takes his medicine. 320 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,296 Yeah, well, joke's on you. 321 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:41,821 My aunt's saved hundreds of lives! 322 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,564 That kid is disrespectful. 323 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,045 That's because clearly his parents aren't around. 324 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,918 Which is why it's up to us to teach him a lesson. 325 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,792 H-Hold on, b-by stealing his bike? 326 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,187 It's called good parenting, Dave. 327 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:01,710 Hey, Jamaal! 328 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,365 If you want your bike back, come find me! 329 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,019 You getting on or what? 330 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,498 Well, just for the record, I do not approve 331 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,326 of this method of conflict resolution. 332 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,503 All right, how do you want to do this? 333 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,027 What, do I grab a hold of your waist? 334 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,463 Shoulders. Shoulders. 335 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,508 [bell dings] 336 00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:26,735 Listen, Gemma, I know that you are a sweetheart. 337 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:29,303 But this is not Kalamazoo! 338 00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:30,826 Okay. Okay. 339 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,132 Okay?!Okay. 340 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:34,308 When someone comes after you, 341 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,484 you got to go there.Yeah. 342 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,051 I don't want to hurt Marty. 343 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,095 Screw Marty! 344 00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:41,489 Mama! 345 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,621 He's not Marty. 346 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,537 He is a bad guy, okay?Yeah. Okay. 347 00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:49,540 You need to channel your inner anger!Okay. 348 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:52,848 [panting]What is it gonna take for you to release 349 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,372 and unleash that inner beast 350 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,549 and go after this monster?Uh... 351 00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:01,335 Uh, uh... 352 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,946 I guess if somebody was really trying to hurt Grover. 353 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,469 Good.Yeah. 354 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,949 Use that, okay?Okay. 355 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,603 Okay.This sicko... 356 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,431 GEMMA: Mm-hmm.Whoa, whoa. 357 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,172 ...is going after your kid.Yeah. 358 00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:15,653 What are you gonna do to protect your little boy?Yeah. 359 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,787 Mama, I am yourlittle boy. 360 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,833 Not today, sicko! 361 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,444 [grunting]Get him! 362 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,533 Don't hurt my little boy!Get him! 363 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:29,580 [grunting]Yeah! Yeah! 364 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,453 Yeah!Gemma, it's me, Marty! 365 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,628 [grunts] 366 00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,287 Cool! 367 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,289 Mom knocked out Firewall. 368 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,207 [Calvin chuckles] 369 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,558 Like that. 370 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,779 That's right. A bike for a shoe. 371 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,565 [chuckles] Holla at ya boy. 372 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,262 You stole his bike? 373 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,873 That's right. Because I care. 374 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,922 Look, the boy's got to learn that actions have consequences. 375 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,532 An eye for an eye. 376 00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,882 Yeah, well, Gandhi said, "An eye for an eye 377 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,362 makes the whole world blind." 378 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:15,017 Well, Gandhi didn't wear $300 sneakers. 379 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,541 [knock on door] 380 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,761 Look at you, Pop. 381 00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:23,721 Look who I found outside about to tag your truck. 382 00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,114 About to tag mytruck? 383 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,769 Malcolm, go get some bail money. I'm going to jail. 384 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,293 Whoa, no, no, no, no. No, Pop. No. No, stop. 385 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,686 Calm down. Pop. 386 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,385 Now, just let me talk to him for a minute. 387 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,779 Fine. But after that, he's mine. 388 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,999 Hey, you need backup? 389 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,826 I've been on this case since the beginning. 390 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,741 That was today, Dave. 391 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:46,309 Yeah, I know. And look, we already caught the perp. 392 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,615 [scoffs] 393 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,445 Man, here we go. 394 00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:54,578 Now you're gonna give me a lecture on stealing, right?No. 395 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,624 I wasn't gonna give you a lecture. 396 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,582 I was gonna tell you I'll go in there 397 00:16:58,626 --> 00:16:59,583 and get your bike back. 398 00:16:59,627 --> 00:17:01,194 What's the catch? 399 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,847 Well, you got to listen to my lecture. 400 00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,937 Jamaal, 401 00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:07,809 I know what it's like to be your age. 402 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,333 You're trying to figure out how to be a man. 403 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,596 But in this neighborhood... 404 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,728 well, some people have a different idea 405 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,251 of what that means. 406 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,949 I know what it means. I ama man. 407 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,560 Don't tell me what a man you are. 408 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,344 Your bicycle still has a bell on it. 409 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,434 But, hey, 410 00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,088 Jamaal, that's a good thing. 411 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,698 Because it means you still get to choose 412 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,570 what kind of man you want to be. 413 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,486 Now, do you want to be a weak one or a strong one? 414 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,575 I was strong enough to take your shoes. 415 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:37,882 Oh, you think so? Because the way I remember it, 416 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,363 after half a block I stopped running, 417 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,670 turned around, and gave you my shoes. 418 00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:45,281 That's 'cause you were afraid. 419 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,718 [laughs] 420 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:50,591 Jamaal, I am a grown man, and if I wanted to, 421 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,115 I could've beat the black off of you and your tiny crew. 422 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,553 But I didn't. 423 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,686 Because when I was your age, my father taught me 424 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:02,342 what makes a man truly strong is helping other people. 425 00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,170 You mean Gramps in there? 426 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,781 [chuckles]: Yeah. 427 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,741 I know his methods may seem a little old-school, 428 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:14,223 but my father is the strongest man that I know. 429 00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,269 [bell dinging] 430 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,883 I wonder what Malcolm's saying 431 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:24,103 to that little thuglet out there. 432 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,019 You know what? We can watch 'em 433 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,847 on the security cam feed on my phone. 434 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,287 Unless you think spying on them would be unethical. 435 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:38,073 Dave, we stole a kid's bike. 436 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,293 Oh, that ship has sailed. 437 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,602 Jamaal, what my father taught me is that strength doesn't mean 438 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:47,604 being able to take things from other people. 439 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,390 It means being able to earn them for yourself. 440 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,131 It means doing the right thing 441 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,871 even when the wrong thing looks easier. 442 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,613 And most important, 443 00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:59,790 real strength doesn't come from pushing other people down. 444 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,271 It comes from lifting 'em up. 445 00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,578 You give me some speech, 446 00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:06,754 and it's supposed to change my life? 447 00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:09,713 Brother, I wish it could. 448 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:12,107 But how about this? 449 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,717 I'll meet you at the park every Saturday. 450 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,676 We shoot hoops and we talk 451 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,112 about whatever you want. 452 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:21,029 That's it. Now, you show up if you like. 453 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,074 Maybe. 454 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,034 All right, cool. Now, like I promised, 455 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,644 I'll go get your bike back. 456 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:31,692 That's not necessary, son. 457 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:35,478 Looks like my plan to lure Jamaal over here 458 00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:38,089 so that you could have a talk with him... 459 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:39,743 has worked. 460 00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,183 You can have your bike back. 461 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,360 Um, Dave, are you crying? 462 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,670 It takes a strong man to show his emotions. 463 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:57,283 Oh, oh, no tears on the fighting shirt. 464 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,508 Come and get it, boy.Pop, come on, man. 465 00:20:05,552 --> 00:20:08,685 [whooping] 466 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,557 Gonna dunk on you. 467 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,254 Yeah, right.You're getting ready to get punked right... 468 00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:13,255 Man, just shoot... Aah! 469 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,866 Oh.[scoffs] 470 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,260 Look who's here. The kid showed up. 471 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,609 Hey, what's up, little man?Hey, man. 472 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,350 You know what, now we can play a little two-on-two. 473 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,265 Yeah.Okay. 474 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:28,270 All right, Malcolm and I are captains. I choose first. 475 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,489 I'm just saying, I sunk my last three buckets. 476 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,794 I'll take Jamaal. 477 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,319 My man.All right, little man, 478 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,799 you shoot for first.Got it. 479 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,894 What? Not all black people play basketball. 480 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:47,333 Bet you wish you had chosen me, huh? 481 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,685 Not at all. 482 00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,340 Captioning sponsored by CBS 483 00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,998 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org