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[loud whirring]

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Hey, Calvin.

3
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I can't hear you.

4
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Hey, can I talk to
you for a second?

5
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I still can't hear you, but no.

6
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Please?

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[shuts blower off]

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Yeah, man. What's up?

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So, our anniversary
is coming up.

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Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave,

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we've only known each other
for two months.

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Well, I was talking
about me and Gemma.

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Besides, our man-iversary
isn't until the fifth.

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So, how are you two
celebrating?

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You know, Gemma's under a lot
of pressure with the new job

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and still getting
used to living here,

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so I want to do something
really special for her.

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Like the time you tried to take
me to a Renaissance fair?

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You would've
had fun, milord.

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Anyway, look,

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I'm having a box of her favorite
cupcakes flown in from Michigan.

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I got a fancy bottle
of champagne.

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I even may have choreographed
a little dance number for her.

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You know, like Magic Mike.

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I'm guessing
more like Tragic Dave.

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I-I just really want to help
her put everything aside

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for one night,

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just try to get
Gemma to relax.

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Oh. Yeah, I get it.

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You're not getting sex.

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Well, y--

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you know how things
can slow down

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when you get busy
and with the kids.

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No, Dave, I don't.

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You're gonna tell me you and
Tina never had a dry spell?

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[chuckling]:
Dave. Dave.

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In-in the Butler household,

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it's like monsoon season
all-year-round, bud.

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So, what's your secret?

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Well, damn, Dave.

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Check it out.

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You know?

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I maintain my sexy, you know?

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Well, you know, I
keep it sexy, too.

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A lot of people say I look
just like Tom Cruise.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, a'ight. Yeah.

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Anyway, look, I-I planned
the perfect night.

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There's just one problem.

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We need to find someone
to watch Grover.

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Well, why don't
you get a babysitter?

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Well, we would, but since we
moved, we haven't found anyone.

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You know, back in Michigan,
we knew all our neighbors

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and felt comfortable leaving
him with them. But...

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the only neighbors
we know here

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are you guys.

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Oh. Okay, say no more.

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I got the answer
to your problem.

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Oh, Calvin, thank
you so, so much.

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Move back to Michigan.

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[whirring]Let's go, baby.

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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪

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♪ Welcome to the hood.

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[knocking]

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[exhales]

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Oh. Hey, Tina.Hey, Gemma. You busy?

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Ugh, actually, I'm swamped.

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I brought wine.I could use a break.

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Wow. Look at all this paperwork.

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No wonder you're looking like
the Apocalypse Barbie.

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I just have so much to do.

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I have to finish

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teacher evaluations,

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go through
grant proposals,

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and get ready for a visit
from the superintendent.

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Damn, that's stressful. I always
thought principal was like

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a figurehead position, you know?

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Like the queen.

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[chuckles]

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I don't think the queen wears
the same bra five days in a row.

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No wonder you and Dave are going
through a slump in your bedroom.

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Wha--

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Where did you hear that?

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Dave told Calvin.

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Why would he tell him?

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You've been wearing the same
damn bra for five days, Gemma!

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And, besides, I mean,
he asked us to babysit Grover

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so he can take you out
for your anniversary.

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Oh, my God.

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Our anniversary.

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I can't believe I forgot.

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You forgot your anniversary?

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What are you, a man?

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It's just, things have been
so crazy at work,

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and Grover's still adjusting
to the move.

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He's even started sleeping
in our bed.

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Ooh, is Dave okay with that?

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Let me ask you this. You-you're
still attracted to Dave, right?

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Are you kidding?

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You've seen him.

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He looks exactly like
Tom Cruise.

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Yeah. All right.

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Besides, come on,
everyone goes through lulls.

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[scoffs]Look,

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let us take Grover so you guys
can go out and celebrate.

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That is so nice of you.
Thank you.

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You are welcome.
[chuckles]

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So, you and Calvin
really never have any lulls?

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No.

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I mean, you've seen him.

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That man maintains his sexy.

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Mm.

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All right.

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[doorbell rings]Ooh, that must be Grover.

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Malcolm, get the door.

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I still don't know how you
convinced me to do this.

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Oh, you know.

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[chuckling]

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Hey, guys. Come on in.

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Hey. Thank you so much for
taking Grover overnight. Oh.

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You don't know how
important this is to us.

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Okay. Okay, Dave,

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save some for your wife, okay?

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Now, sweetie, everything's
gonna be just fine.

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If you need anything,
you ask Miss Tina.

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And if you get scared,
don't worry,

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because Mommy is gonna
be right next door.

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'Kay. Bye.

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Okay, I think he's good.

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Let's make like Tom and cruise.

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Oh, oh. Um,

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wait, before we go, everything
he needs is in this bag:

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his blanket,
his nightlight,

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and his rosemary
eucalyptus candle

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that'll help him fall asleep.

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Time is a-wastin'.

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I think The Firmis
about to premiere,

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if you know what I mean.

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I do.

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[sniffs]
This is a nice candle.

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We're gonna keep this
for ourselves.

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DAVE:
Are you ready?

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Ready.

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["Old Time Rock and Roll"
by Bob Seger playing]

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[gasps]

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Ow!

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Oh, my God!

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I think I may have over-waxed
the floor.

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Well,

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for what it's worth,

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I think you're hotter
than Tom Cruise.

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Thanks, babe.

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I think you're hotter
than Tom Cruise, too.

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[laughs]

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I love you.I love you.

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[phone chimes]Oh, let me check that.

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It might be Grover.

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Hmm. Or maybe it's not.

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Uh, actually,
it's about work. Hold on.

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Let me just respond
real quick.

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Okay, yeah. Sure.

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Oh, that is so great.

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Anything I can do
to help you relax.

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Oh, no, I was talking
about this grant approval.

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Okay, you know,
s-since it's our anniversary,

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maybe we put the phone down
and we-we focus on each other.

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You're right. You're
right. I'm sorry.

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Here you go.

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To our anniversary.

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And our new home.

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And our first night alone
in it without Grover.

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Aw, Grover.No, no.

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No, tonight is just about us.

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I-I didn't mean
to mention Grover.

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Pretend you didn't hear that.
Pretend he doesn't exist.

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Dave!No!

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Look, of course he exists.

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We love him. He's here with us.

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But, at the same time,
he's not, like a ghost.

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That's it. I'm gonna
go check on him.

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Okay, no.
Gemma, look.

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Look, I'm-I'm--

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I'm sorry.

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Can't we just have
this night together?

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It's our anniversary.

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I miss you.

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Aw. I miss you, too.

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Okay, great.

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'Cause I have
another surprise for you.

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Is it trying to juggle bottles
like in Cocktail?

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Because, last time, I wound up
in the emergency room.

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[gasps]

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Oh, my God! Are those
what I think they are?!

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Your favorite Michigan
cherry cupcakes,

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shipped fresh today,

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all the way from Kalamazoo.

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[squeals]
I love these!

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Grover and I used to
eat them all the time.

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Now, Grover,
when the boys were young,

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we used to go around the table
and say what we're thankful for.

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So, I'll go first.

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I am thankful that you are
our guest this evening.

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Uh, I am thankful for Star Wars.

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Not the prequels.

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Those hurt my heart.

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Well, now that they
have a black hero,

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I'm thankful for Star Wars,too.

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00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,153
"Now"?
What do you mean "now"?

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00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,937
Empire Strikes Back,
Lando Calrissian?

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00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:08,765
You ain't got no love
for Billy Dee?

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All right, all right.

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Listen up, you two.

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I'm-a tell you
what I'm thankful for.

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My vasectomy.
That's what I'm thankful for.

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And family.
And family.

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Um, Grover, what are you
thankful for, baby?

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Chicken fingers.

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Can I have some?

219
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Well, actually,
I made catfish tonight.

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CALVIN:
Yes.

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And the rule in our house
is that everyone eats

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what Miss Tina cooks.

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Well, can you ask Miss Tina
to cook some chicken fingers?

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Well, we don't have that.

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But I could probably whip you up
something real quick.

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What do you like?

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Maybe some spaghetti?

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Got that.

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With chicken fingers.

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CALVIN:
Look, Grover,

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you're gonna eat your catfish
with the rest of us,

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and I bet you're gonna like it.

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I'll take that bet.

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00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,302
Now, listen, little man,

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there are starving children
all around the world

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00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:12,350
who would love a piece
of that delicious catfish.

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00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,831
You're right. We should
give it to one of them.

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00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:20,794
Coming to a hotel
was such a good idea.

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00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,839
But are you sure
we can afford it?

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Even if it costs
all the money in the world,

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for you, it's worth it.

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00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,279
Aw.

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00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,064
Besides, I used miles,
reward points,

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and I got a senior discount.

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[elevator dings]

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As soon as we get upstairs,
I am gonna put on

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one of those fuzzy robes,
run a bath,

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and eat $20 chocolates
from the minibar.

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And then we're
gonna have sex?

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00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,994
And then we're
gonna have sex.

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Yes!

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[clunk, power whirring down]

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00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,260
No!

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WOMAN [over P.A.]:
Due to renovations,

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we are experiencing
a power outage.

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00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,400
Please stand by.

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00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,837
And thank you for your patience.

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Renovations?

259
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,927
Yeah.

260
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,842
That's another reason
we got a discount.

261
00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:11,714
I knew we should
have stayed home.

262
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,151
Okay, babe, look, relax.

263
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,370
How can I relax?

264
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:17,938
Oh, my God.

265
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,504
I don't have service.

266
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,115
Grover could be calling me.

267
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,160
People could be texting
about work,

268
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,293
and here I am trapped
in a metal cage,

269
00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,687
ten stories up, waiting
to plunge to my death.

270
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,472
First of all, we
haven't left the lobby.

271
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:34,911
Second, I'm sure everything
is perfectly fine,

272
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,696
especially Grover.

273
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,176
Boy, you gonna sit here
all night.

274
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,962
I don't care if you starve.

275
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:46,096
Who's ready for some cobbler?

276
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,489
Oh, you know I am.

277
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:50,448
Why do you think I wore
my "eatin'" pants today?

278
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:51,754
I'll get the ice cream.

279
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,755
Hold up.

280
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,539
Cobbler a la mode?

281
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:58,195
Okay. I'm just gonna lose
this drawstring altogether.

282
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,938
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

283
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:04,462
What do you think you're doing,
little man?

284
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,900
Having dessert, big man.

285
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,904
No. No.

286
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,601
[chuckles]

287
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,908
Under this roof,
you don't get dessert

288
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,300
until you finish your dinner.

289
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,301
Why?

290
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:20,435
Because I said so.

291
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,351
Welcome to Shawshank.

292
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,442
But why is that the rule?

293
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:32,447
Oh, you need a deeper
explanation of the rules.

294
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,144
All righty, not a problem.

295
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:37,495
Um, the reason is...

296
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,149
because I said so.

297
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:42,457
That's it.

298
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,851
But that's not an answer.

299
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,461
Excuse me?

300
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,942
At my house,
when I ask questions,

301
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,118
my parents give me real answers.

302
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,077
Long answers.

303
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,342
Really long answers.

304
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:04,522
Well, at my house,
"because I said so"

305
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:08,265
is the longest answer
you're gonna get.

306
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,441
Got it. One more question.

307
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,703
Why?

308
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,446
You see, Grover,

309
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,057
ever since we were your age,

310
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,841
it's been my dad's way
or the highway.

311
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,930
This one time,
I asked him if I could move

312
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,932
my 9:00 bedtime to 10:00.

313
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,368
And tell Grover
what happened.

314
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,413
It got pushed up to 8:00.

315
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,156
You know, Pop,
instead of being a dictator,

316
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,940
maybe you should
try seeing things

317
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,463
from other people's
perspectives.

318
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,813
Ooh, look. It's almost 8:00.

319
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,815
Malcolm, you might want
to get ready for bed.

320
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,470
Do you see what I mean?

321
00:13:39,514 --> 00:13:41,777
You know, maybe what this
house needs is a little

322
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,213
civil disobedience.

323
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:44,301
Grover,

324
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,955
you do not have
to eat that,

325
00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,435
and neither do I.

326
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:48,871
In fact, none of us do.

327
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,481
Am I right, Marty?

328
00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,005
Uh-uh.
Yes!

329
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,223
Uh-uh, man.

330
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,442
Mar-- Yes.

331
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:57,880
Now, I'm sorry,
my brother.

332
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,621
But we didn't land
on this cobbler.

333
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,101
This cobbler landed on us.

334
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:04,060
Well, too bad for all of y'all,

335
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:06,497
because this cobbler
about to land in my mouth.

336
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,634
I'm gonna save us.

337
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:13,809
How?

338
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,289
Well, I'm gonna do exactly

339
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,681
what Tom Cruise would do
in this situation.

340
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,683
The only problem is,

341
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,686
in Mission: Impossible,
he had all these cool gadgets.

342
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,820
In Minority Report,
he had futuristic technology.

343
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,910
All I have is my quick wit
and quiet strength.

344
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:37,615
You act like it's Tom doing it,
but it's really a stuntman.

345
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,530
That's where you're wrong.
Tom does all his own stunts.

346
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,315
That's what makes him Tom.

347
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,925
And I'm gonna get us
out of here.

348
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,579
That's what makes me Dave.

349
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,974
Okay. [exhales sharply]

350
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,458
How does he make it look
so easy?

351
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,765
Mm-mm.

352
00:14:56,808 --> 00:15:00,247
Cobbler. [laughs]

353
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,424
It looks like y'all
little protest backfired, huh?

354
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,340
More for me.

355
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,255
This night couldn't get
any better.

356
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,734
Who's ready for ice cream?

357
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,519
Ooh, I stand corrected.

358
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,871
Don't be vanilla bean.
Don't be vanilla bean.

359
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,351
Is it vanilla bean? Oh.Mm-hmm.

360
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:22,095
So you're saying I can't get any
of this vanilla bean

361
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,531
because of that vanilla bean?

362
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,491
Just stay strong,
my brother.

363
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,666
What's going on?

364
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,103
Oh, White Gandhi,

365
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,365
Nerd Gandhi and Broke Gandhi

366
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,106
are on a hunger strike.

367
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,848
A hunger strike?Mm-hmm.
Yes.

368
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,938
We are tired of Pop's
dictatorship.

369
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,504
We demand democracy.

370
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:41,549
And cobbler.

371
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:46,336
Hot, bubbly cobbler
with-with-with-with cold,

372
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:49,339
creamy ice cream,
where-where the cobbler starts

373
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,472
to melt the ice cream
ever so slightly.

374
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,474
And-and real specks
of vanilla beans

375
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:57,260
start cascading down the side
of a peach, while my...

376
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,523
Damn, man, just
have a piece.

377
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,482
Okay, and here you go.

378
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:02,744
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, wait.

379
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,093
No, he doesn't
get cobbler.

380
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,139
He didn't even try
his catfish.

381
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,662
TINA:
Ah, come on, baby.

382
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:09,359
Give the boy some cobbler.
It's probably the first time

383
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,578
he ever tried food
with flavor.

384
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,365
I don't care.

385
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,193
The rules are the rules.

386
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,760
And listen, little man,

387
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:20,457
you may not understand this
right now,

388
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,632
but I'm trying to help you.

389
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,634
This feels like the opposite.

390
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,683
Look, Grover,
you can't go through life

391
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,641
with your mind already made up

392
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,556
about things that you like
or don't like.

393
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,254
You're going to miss out

394
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,778
on a lot of stuff.Like what?

395
00:16:36,821 --> 00:16:38,519
Well, look at Marty.

396
00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:41,696
He didn't like working on
cars when he was a kid,

397
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:44,568
but I made him,
and that's where he started

398
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,918
to enjoy working on machines.

399
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:49,747
And that turned him
into a successful engineer.

400
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,880
Wait a minute, Dad,
are you seriously taking credit

401
00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:54,709
for me becoming an engineer?

402
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,103
And-and Malcolm
hated books,

403
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,800
but I made him
read to me

404
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,671
every day when I
took him to school.

405
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,586
We only lived
a mile away,

406
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,850
so it took us five years
to finish Roots.

407
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,202
But then you started reading
Malcolm X

408
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,769
and Maya Angelou,
and James Baldwin,

409
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,902
and look at you,
following in their footsteps.

410
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:15,034
Yeah? How?

411
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,124
Organizing sit-ins.

412
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,344
I mean, granted, it's for
little white kids, but still.

413
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,608
Calvin, please,
you're one to talk.

414
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:26,132
You hate trying new things.

415
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,307
That's not true.

416
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,612
You just flipped out
the other day

417
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,832
when I put raspberry vinaigrette
on your salad.

418
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,009
That's because dressings are
supposed to be creamy, Tina.

419
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,665
Ranch, Thousand Island,
blue cheese.

420
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,494
If my carrot can't stand up
in it, I don't want it.

421
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,803
Look, my point is,

422
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,849
you don't know what you like

423
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:50,243
until you at least
give it a try.

424
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,941
Okay. I'll try it.

425
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,551
Oh.

426
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,423
Okay.

427
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,859
What do you think?

428
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,818
Mmm. It's good.

429
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,429
It tastes like chicken fingers.

430
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,868
Now you can have some cobbler.

431
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,740
Hey, way to stay
strong, little man.

432
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,873
You know, you are the
only kid to ever get more

433
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,789
of an explanation than
"Because I said so."

434
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,010
This is cause
for celebration.

435
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,665
Oh.

436
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,276
What you think you're doing?

437
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,668
Why can't I have some?

438
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,801
Because I said so.

439
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:32,589
I can't believe what
a disaster tonight is.

440
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,592
Instead of taking
your mind off of things,

441
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,246
I just made
everything worse.

442
00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,118
No, you didn't.

443
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,295
You did everything right.

444
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:45,341
I don't know why I couldn't just
relax and enjoy it.

445
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,126
Well, you got
a lot going on.

446
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,519
Yeah, but I always
have a lot going on.

447
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:51,869
I think this is something more.

448
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,393
What do you mean?

449
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:57,353
Was it wrong of me
to make us move here?

450
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,702
What?

451
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,139
I'm the one
who got the job

452
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,749
and made us move
to California.

453
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,359
I made us leave all
of our family,

454
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,056
our friends, Grover's school.

455
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,668
I uprooted everything.

456
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:10,497
Gemma, you didn't
make us do anything.

457
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,194
We decided together.

458
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,630
Are you sure?

459
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:18,983
Well, maybe
it was 60-40, but...

460
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,204
I was an enthusiastic 40.

461
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,902
Dave, you're an
enthusiastic everything.

462
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,906
We're a team, Gemma.

463
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,778
Like Maverick and Goose?

464
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,910
[sighs]

465
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,391
I've never loved you more.

466
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,872
Ugh, I guess that
makes me Goose.

467
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,830
Well, yeah, look at me.
You're definitely Goose.

468
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,140
Gemma, I'd follow you anywhere.

469
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,969
All I ever want to be
is close to you.

470
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,406
I know, sweetie.

471
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,973
I love you.

472
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,975
And I love you.

473
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:59,807
You know, even though this isn't
exactly what you had in mind,

474
00:19:59,850 --> 00:20:04,072
we are pretty
close right now.

475
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:05,813
We are, aren't we?

476
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:07,815
What do you think?

477
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,513
Goose, you big stud,

478
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:14,038
take me to bed
or lose me forever.

479
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,084
♪

480
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:28,227
Oh, hey, Grover.
What are you doing out of bed?

481
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,794
I couldn't sleep.
Can you read to me?

482
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,709
O-Of course. Let me...

483
00:20:32,753 --> 00:20:35,190
Uh-oh.

484
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,758
Grover, whoa, whoa,
whoa, little man.

485
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:40,587
In this house,
we all stay in our own beds.

486
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,718
Why?

487
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,329
Because I said so.

488
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,374
You know that doesn't work
on me.

489
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,815
"Once upon a time,
there was a little boy

490
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,339
who didn't know
when to quit."

491
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:54,992
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