1 00:00:05,809 --> 00:00:06,639 Hey, Calvin. 2 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:08,600 What are you looking for? 3 00:00:08,638 --> 00:00:10,118 The newspaper. 4 00:00:10,161 --> 00:00:11,811 That new paperboy hasn't hit my porch once 5 00:00:11,858 --> 00:00:12,948 since he started. 6 00:00:12,990 --> 00:00:15,080 The closest he got was my truck. 7 00:00:15,123 --> 00:00:16,943 And I was driving down the street at the time. 8 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:18,604 That's funny. 9 00:00:18,648 --> 00:00:20,438 I found one right on my doorstep this morning, 10 00:00:20,476 --> 00:00:22,126 and I don't even get the paper. 11 00:00:22,173 --> 00:00:25,083 Give me a dollar or give me my paper, Dave. 12 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,653 Okay, but spoiler alert: 13 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:29,360 I read your horoscope, and today's gonna be 14 00:00:29,398 --> 00:00:30,968 a good day for romance. 15 00:00:31,008 --> 00:00:33,148 It already was. 16 00:00:33,184 --> 00:00:35,444 Tina woke me up early this morning. 17 00:00:37,275 --> 00:00:39,015 Hey, Calvin. 18 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:41,070 Hey, Gemma, what are you doing home? 19 00:00:41,105 --> 00:00:43,065 I had to come back to change. 20 00:00:43,107 --> 00:00:44,767 My PE teacher didn't show up again, 21 00:00:44,804 --> 00:00:46,584 so I had to cover dodgeball for him. 22 00:00:46,632 --> 00:00:48,192 Oh, that's a relief. 23 00:00:48,243 --> 00:00:51,153 I thought you had got jumped into a gang. 24 00:00:51,202 --> 00:00:53,072 I don't know what I've got to do 25 00:00:53,117 --> 00:00:54,207 to get through to Coach McCluskey. 26 00:00:54,249 --> 00:00:55,819 I keep warning him, 27 00:00:55,859 --> 00:00:57,469 but he's always got some excuse. 28 00:00:57,513 --> 00:01:00,863 His mother died twice, and then she was in a coma. 29 00:01:02,518 --> 00:01:05,438 You know, if it were me, I would just sit him down, 30 00:01:05,477 --> 00:01:07,827 I would put my hand on his shoulder, 31 00:01:07,871 --> 00:01:09,821 and I would gently say... 32 00:01:09,873 --> 00:01:12,263 "Your ass if fired." 33 00:01:13,746 --> 00:01:15,446 But that's so extreme. 34 00:01:15,487 --> 00:01:17,147 I just keep hoping I can figure out a way 35 00:01:17,185 --> 00:01:19,145 to get him to shape up. 36 00:01:19,187 --> 00:01:21,447 Yeah. I keep hoping N.W.A will get back together, 37 00:01:21,493 --> 00:01:24,323 but Dr. Dre just keeps selling headphones. 38 00:01:25,845 --> 00:01:27,675 Calvin, found your paper. 39 00:01:27,717 --> 00:01:29,677 You didn't read it in the bathroom, did you? 40 00:01:29,719 --> 00:01:32,549 I'm gonna go get you a dollar. 41 00:01:32,591 --> 00:01:34,281 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 42 00:01:34,332 --> 00:01:35,282 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 43 00:01:41,687 --> 00:01:43,217 Do you think Calvin's right? 44 00:01:43,254 --> 00:01:45,254 Should I fire Coach McCluskey? 45 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,220 Ooh, hold on. Uh, is this one of those situations 46 00:01:47,258 --> 00:01:48,918 where you really want to hear what I think, 47 00:01:48,955 --> 00:01:50,655 or you just want me to support you? 48 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:52,916 I absolutely want to hear what you think. 49 00:01:52,959 --> 00:01:54,359 Okay, well, then... 50 00:01:54,396 --> 00:01:56,226 I definitely think you should fire him. 51 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:57,927 But he's been there for years! 52 00:01:57,964 --> 00:02:00,314 But not before you give him at least one more chance. 53 00:02:02,752 --> 00:02:05,272 And make me look like a weak leader?No. 54 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,720 I mean, yes. I mean... 55 00:02:07,757 --> 00:02:09,717 I mean, your hair looks great. 56 00:02:09,759 --> 00:02:12,329 Dave, I'm serious. 57 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:14,680 This has been weighing on me all day. 58 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,990 All right, look, I wish that I could help you, 59 00:02:17,027 --> 00:02:19,597 but this is a decision that only you can make. 60 00:02:19,638 --> 00:02:21,428 And whatever it is, I know it's gonna 61 00:02:21,466 --> 00:02:22,426 be the right one. 62 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:24,597 You're right. 63 00:02:24,643 --> 00:02:26,513 I'm the boss. It's my decision. 64 00:02:26,558 --> 00:02:28,518 McCluskey has to go. 65 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,260 There. I feel better already. 66 00:02:31,302 --> 00:02:34,172 Are you talking about Coach McCluskey? 67 00:02:34,218 --> 00:02:36,048 He's the best. 68 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,569 Really? You think so? 69 00:02:38,614 --> 00:02:42,394 Yeah. He takes naps and lets us watch movies. 70 00:02:42,444 --> 00:02:45,054 One of them even showed a butt. 71 00:02:47,318 --> 00:02:49,848 On the other hand, this guy sounds pretty cool. 72 00:02:53,629 --> 00:02:55,329 Pop, are you gonna stand there all day 73 00:02:55,370 --> 00:02:56,640 waiting on the paperboy? 74 00:02:56,675 --> 00:02:58,115 If that's what it takes. 75 00:02:58,155 --> 00:02:59,985 I'm not moving a damn inch till I give this kid 76 00:03:00,026 --> 00:03:01,026 a piece of my mind. 77 00:03:01,071 --> 00:03:02,681 Who wants pancakes? 78 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,555 Oh, I could eat. 79 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:08,387 Well, I'll take some pancakes, too. 80 00:03:08,426 --> 00:03:10,346 Oh, and I'll take two years of back rent. 81 00:03:11,516 --> 00:03:13,306 I'm...You're on lookout duty. 82 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:14,644 Yeah. 83 00:03:15,955 --> 00:03:17,565 Oh, hey, Gemma.Hey. 84 00:03:17,609 --> 00:03:19,269 Oh, hey. It's 7:30 in the morning. 85 00:03:19,307 --> 00:03:20,747 Is everything okay? 86 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:22,096 Everything's fine. 87 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,575 I just decided Calvin was right. 88 00:03:23,615 --> 00:03:24,875 I'm gonna fire McCluskey today. 89 00:03:24,921 --> 00:03:27,131 Ah, good for you. 90 00:03:27,184 --> 00:03:29,274 You should've fired that fool the second time his mother died. 91 00:03:30,579 --> 00:03:32,149 Right, Calvin? 92 00:03:32,189 --> 00:03:33,929 I'm sorry, I didn't hear anything 93 00:03:33,973 --> 00:03:35,533 after "Calvin was right." 94 00:03:37,673 --> 00:03:40,713 It's just, I've never fired anyone before, and I was hoping 95 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,413 maybe you could give me some advice. 96 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:43,940 Oh, you came to the right place. 97 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:45,813 Calvin loves firing people. 98 00:03:45,855 --> 00:03:47,465 Yep, it's true. Pops once fired a dude 99 00:03:47,509 --> 00:03:48,909 on the guy's wedding day. 100 00:03:48,945 --> 00:03:50,905 And I was his best man. 101 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,166 So what's the best way to do it? 102 00:03:55,212 --> 00:03:57,032 What you got to do is stay calm, 103 00:03:57,083 --> 00:03:59,783 confident and professional. 104 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:01,915 The last thing you want to do is go personal. 105 00:04:03,002 --> 00:04:04,612 Wrong. 106 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:09,190 Look, this dude has been messing with your life, right? 107 00:04:09,226 --> 00:04:10,796 Making you look bad. 108 00:04:10,836 --> 00:04:12,446 You want to rip his throat out. 109 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:14,410 And you want to do it in front of people. 110 00:04:14,449 --> 00:04:15,889 For example, 111 00:04:15,928 --> 00:04:17,458 his wedding party. 112 00:04:17,495 --> 00:04:19,935 Calvin!What? 113 00:04:19,976 --> 00:04:21,496 Look, it sends a message. 114 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:23,413 And if it goes sideways, 115 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,848 knock the cake over for a diversion. 116 00:04:26,461 --> 00:04:29,071 Gemma, things are not gonna go sideways. 117 00:04:29,115 --> 00:04:31,245 Oh, it went sideways back in the day, 118 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:32,642 when you got fired from Pizza Hut. 119 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:35,650 That was different. 120 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:37,737 If Todd didn't want his finger broken, 121 00:04:37,776 --> 00:04:40,086 he shouldn't have been pointing it in my face! 122 00:04:41,998 --> 00:04:44,128 You getting all this great advice, Gemma? 123 00:04:44,174 --> 00:04:46,174 I think so. 124 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,439 Rip his throat out, knock over a cake, 125 00:04:48,483 --> 00:04:50,523 and don't point my finger in his face. 126 00:04:50,572 --> 00:04:51,702 Sounds like you're good to go. 127 00:04:55,359 --> 00:04:57,059 Hey, morning, Dad. 128 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:59,110 What are you doing here, Marty? 129 00:04:59,145 --> 00:05:00,495 Do I need a reason? 130 00:05:00,538 --> 00:05:02,198 Okay, can't a son just stop by 131 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:03,975 and show some love to the two people 132 00:05:04,020 --> 00:05:05,630 that gave him life? 133 00:05:05,674 --> 00:05:07,674 Your mama made your lunch again. 134 00:05:07,719 --> 00:05:10,249 It's turkey melt Tuesday. 135 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:12,507 I came out second, but I'm first in her heart. 136 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:15,509 Oh, here he comes, right here. 137 00:05:15,553 --> 00:05:17,383 Uh, here who comes? 138 00:05:17,425 --> 00:05:18,725 That sorry-ass paperboy. 139 00:05:18,774 --> 00:05:21,994 I'm about to make him cry harder than you did 140 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,258 when Malcolm told you you were adopted. 141 00:05:24,301 --> 00:05:27,601 That wasn't Malcolm, Dad. That was you. 142 00:05:27,652 --> 00:05:31,222 That does sound like me, doesn't it? 143 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,264 Hold... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. 144 00:05:34,311 --> 00:05:35,741 Hey, turn that bike around and get back here. 145 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:37,661 I need to talk to you right now. 146 00:05:37,706 --> 00:05:40,796 Marty, I want you to film this for YouTube. 147 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,189 I want to show the world it's still okay to yell at kids. 148 00:05:44,234 --> 00:05:45,974 All right, take that helmet off, young man, 149 00:05:46,018 --> 00:05:47,418 while I talk to you. 150 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:49,765 See, that's the problem-- y'all have no re... 151 00:05:49,805 --> 00:05:52,285 ...spect. 152 00:05:52,329 --> 00:05:53,599 Sorry, sir. What were you saying? 153 00:05:53,635 --> 00:05:55,545 : Oh! 154 00:05:55,593 --> 00:06:00,033 I... I was saying... I was saying... 155 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:01,856 I was... I was saying... 156 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,944 I was saying you are doing a great job. 157 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,163 Yes, you are. 158 00:06:06,212 --> 00:06:08,772 Hey, so, keep up the good work. 159 00:06:08,824 --> 00:06:10,864 Thanks, mister. Got to go finish my route. 160 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,433 Okay, you do that. 161 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:14,400 All right, and put your helmet on. 162 00:06:14,438 --> 00:06:18,708 All right, remember, safety first. 163 00:06:18,747 --> 00:06:20,667 And got it. 164 00:06:22,794 --> 00:06:25,754 Erase that right now, boy. Erase that, now. 165 00:06:25,797 --> 00:06:27,927 Hey, man. I don't have to listen to you. 166 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:29,013 You're not my father. 167 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:34,680 : You wanted to see me, Johnson? 168 00:06:34,719 --> 00:06:36,939 Yes, Coach McCluskey. Please have a seat. 169 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:42,725 Mmm. You get at some of this banana bread 170 00:06:42,771 --> 00:06:44,331 from the teachers' lounge? 171 00:06:44,381 --> 00:06:46,251 Uh, no, I didn't.Oh, here. 172 00:06:46,296 --> 00:06:48,426 Finish mine. It's my third piece anyway. 173 00:06:51,257 --> 00:06:53,127 That's very thoughtful of you. 174 00:06:53,172 --> 00:06:55,082 Is there anything else? 175 00:06:55,131 --> 00:06:58,041 Uh, yeah. A lot else. 176 00:06:58,090 --> 00:06:59,570 I've asked you to come in 177 00:06:59,614 --> 00:07:01,354 because we've talked about you being late, 178 00:07:01,398 --> 00:07:03,008 and I've given you several warnings. 179 00:07:03,052 --> 00:07:04,922 And I've heard each and every one of them, 180 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,797 which is why I made sure to get back 181 00:07:06,838 --> 00:07:08,928 on the right track. And field. 182 00:07:12,757 --> 00:07:14,327 But have you? 183 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,027 I mean, weren't you late on Friday? 184 00:07:16,065 --> 00:07:17,805 My alarm clock broke. 185 00:07:17,849 --> 00:07:19,939 And then again yesterday? 186 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,462 Dog stuff. 187 00:07:21,505 --> 00:07:23,505 This meeting? 188 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:24,941 I was getting you the banana bread. 189 00:07:28,425 --> 00:07:31,685 Look, I've given you more than enough chances. 190 00:07:31,733 --> 00:07:35,513 I'm sorry, but... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to let you go. 191 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:37,603 What? You're firing me? Why? 192 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:44,139 Literally everything I just said. 193 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:46,400 Does the board of trustees know about this? 194 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:48,873 Because I play golf with half of them, 195 00:07:48,924 --> 00:07:51,884 and I always let them win. 196 00:07:51,927 --> 00:07:53,407 Doesn't matter. 197 00:07:53,450 --> 00:07:56,240 This is my decision to make, and it's final. 198 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:57,759 Okay. Fine. 199 00:07:57,802 --> 00:07:59,672 But can I say something before I leave? 200 00:07:59,717 --> 00:08:01,287 Go ahead. 201 00:08:01,327 --> 00:08:02,767 You're a terrible principal. 202 00:08:03,808 --> 00:08:05,158 Excuse me? 203 00:08:05,201 --> 00:08:06,981 You heard me. 204 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,469 : You're a joke, and everybody knows it. 205 00:08:09,510 --> 00:08:11,520 The only reason why you got this job 206 00:08:11,555 --> 00:08:13,205 is because it made them look good 207 00:08:13,252 --> 00:08:14,812 to hire a woman. 208 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,178 Oh... and also... 209 00:08:19,215 --> 00:08:20,305 this. 210 00:08:27,963 --> 00:08:29,523 Yeah, well... 211 00:08:29,573 --> 00:08:32,613 joke's on you, 'cause I'm still gonna eat this! 212 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,585 So? 213 00:08:41,629 --> 00:08:42,589 How'd it go? 214 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:44,370 Great. I sat him down, 215 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,064 I looked him right in the eye, 216 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,891 and I did what I had to do. 217 00:08:47,939 --> 00:08:50,859 I even celebrated afterwards with a little banana bread. 218 00:08:53,031 --> 00:08:55,461 I'm so proud of you, and so hoping 219 00:08:55,512 --> 00:08:57,332 that you brought home a little. 220 00:08:59,603 --> 00:09:01,953 : Oh, Dave, I feel so terrible. 221 00:09:01,997 --> 00:09:03,737 O-Okay. 222 00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:06,171 Okay. Okay. It's okay. 223 00:09:06,218 --> 00:09:08,878 Look... I wouldn't have saved any for you, either. 224 00:09:20,058 --> 00:09:21,718 Ooh, hey, Gemma, if you don't get up soon, 225 00:09:21,756 --> 00:09:22,846 you're gonna be late for work. 226 00:09:22,887 --> 00:09:26,287 I'm not going in today. I'm sick. 227 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:28,845 Really? Or are you just pretending to be sick 228 00:09:28,893 --> 00:09:32,283 because you're still upset about what McCluskey said yesterday? 229 00:09:32,331 --> 00:09:34,071 I'm sick. 230 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,468 See? 231 00:09:39,338 --> 00:09:40,688 Okay. 232 00:09:40,731 --> 00:09:42,641 This is not the way to handle this. 233 00:09:43,952 --> 00:09:46,342 Why not? Grover fakes it. 234 00:09:46,389 --> 00:09:48,529 And so did you when Mission: Impossible 6came out. 235 00:09:48,565 --> 00:09:52,045 That was a legitimate sick day, because that movie was sick. 236 00:09:54,310 --> 00:09:56,140 What if McCluskey's right? 237 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,001 What if the only reason they did hire me 238 00:09:58,053 --> 00:09:59,573 is because I'm a woman? 239 00:09:59,620 --> 00:10:01,100 Maybe I'm not tough enough. 240 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,663 Are you kidding? 241 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:04,370 Gemma, you've gotten test scores up 242 00:10:04,407 --> 00:10:06,587 and increased parent participation. 243 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:09,327 If the Mission: Impossibleteam needed a school principal, 244 00:10:09,368 --> 00:10:10,898 they'd choose you. 245 00:10:10,935 --> 00:10:13,285 If you chose to accept it. 246 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:18,030 I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, 247 00:10:18,073 --> 00:10:20,073 but I'm worried everyone thinks I'm a joke. 248 00:10:22,468 --> 00:10:24,258 McCluskey only said that 249 00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:25,906 because you had just fired him. 250 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:28,390 What'd you think he was gonna do, give you a hug? 251 00:10:28,431 --> 00:10:32,691 No, but if he needed one, I would've given it to him. 252 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:35,700 Okay... this is what we're gonna do. 253 00:10:35,743 --> 00:10:37,043 We're gonna get up, we're gonna take a shower, 254 00:10:37,092 --> 00:10:38,302 we're gonna get dressed, 255 00:10:38,354 --> 00:10:39,654 and we're gonna show up to that school 256 00:10:39,703 --> 00:10:40,873 with our head held high. 257 00:10:40,922 --> 00:10:43,442 Ugh, come on.Ugh, okay. 258 00:10:43,489 --> 00:10:44,929 There we go. 259 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:47,279 That's the strong woman I married. 260 00:10:48,973 --> 00:10:50,403 You're not coming out of there, are you? 261 00:10:50,453 --> 00:10:51,673 GEMMA: Nope. 262 00:10:57,155 --> 00:11:00,115 Roast beef on rye. See, that's a man's lunch. 263 00:11:02,247 --> 00:11:03,597 Wait, no juice box? 264 00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:08,993 Hey, Pop, since when do you read the news on an iPad? 265 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:12,437 Since I still can't find my newspaper. 266 00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:14,125 Oh, so what'd you do, 267 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,472 lay into that little dude so hard yesterday 268 00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:17,211 you scared him off for good? 269 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:20,562 Yeah, Pop, tell him all about the big beat-down. 270 00:11:22,790 --> 00:11:26,100 I decided to handle things a different way. 271 00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:27,611 You know, be the bigger man. 272 00:11:28,709 --> 00:11:30,499 You mean the only man. 273 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,760 You know, I'm starting to feel a lot less bad 274 00:11:34,802 --> 00:11:36,412 about taking your juice box. 275 00:11:38,675 --> 00:11:40,455 Wait. So what's the deal, Pop? 276 00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:42,113 Why couldn't you lay down the law? 277 00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:46,727 Well, the paperboy turned out to be a papergirl. 278 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,295 Yeah, you should've seen him, man. 279 00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:51,868 Dad went from thug life to hug life. 280 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:56,179 Wait, I get it. 281 00:11:56,214 --> 00:11:59,084 You couldn't reprimand her because she's a female. 282 00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:02,490 Look, I don't want to make a little girl cry. 283 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:05,225 I mean, what kind of monster do you think I am? 284 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,187 I don't know. The kind that would make his son cry 285 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:08,835 by telling him he was adopted. 286 00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:10,449 But that was funny, though. 287 00:12:12,970 --> 00:12:14,760 Pop, Pop. 288 00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:17,198 Don't you see that by treating her differently, 289 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,805 you're actually creating a double-standard which is sexist? 290 00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:21,677 Sexist? Yep. 291 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:24,028 It's called "being a gentleman," 292 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:25,988 which, I understand, may be completely lost 293 00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:27,467 on your generation. 294 00:12:27,506 --> 00:12:29,686 I mean, when I was your age, 295 00:12:29,726 --> 00:12:34,386 we held ladies' doors, we pulled out their chairs... 296 00:12:34,426 --> 00:12:36,166 You made sure they couldn't vote. 297 00:12:36,211 --> 00:12:38,031 My man. 298 00:12:40,084 --> 00:12:43,524 Let's just say we're from two different times. 299 00:12:43,566 --> 00:12:45,696 All right? Back in the day, 300 00:12:45,742 --> 00:12:48,572 women were women, and men were men. 301 00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:54,487 Mmm, red. 302 00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:00,805 Hey, Tina. Hi. 303 00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:02,804 Can I ask you a question? 304 00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:05,236 Gem is really beating herself up about what happened at school. 305 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:06,763 She didn't even go to work today. 306 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:08,767 Oh, my God. What happened? 307 00:13:08,809 --> 00:13:10,599 Coach McCluskey told her that the only reason 308 00:13:10,636 --> 00:13:12,856 she got the job was because she was a woman. 309 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:15,170 Typical. 310 00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,906 Weak, little man threatened by a woman in power. 311 00:13:17,948 --> 00:13:20,558 Mm. It's Pizza Hut all over again. 312 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,695 Well, I-I don't know why, 313 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,087 but for whatever reason, she's believing this loser. 314 00:13:27,131 --> 00:13:29,691 You men just don't get it. 315 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,132 In the working world, 316 00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,489 women are always made to feel less than. 317 00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:35,709 So, even if a jerk says something that isn't true, 318 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,188 you can't help but doubt yourself. 319 00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:42,759 Just makes me want to snip some sense into y'all. 320 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,939 Okay, well, how can I fix this for her? 321 00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:46,885 What... what, do I beat up McCluskey? 322 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:50,064 Please, Dave, that won't fix anything. 323 00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:52,801 Oh, thank God, 'cause that guy's huge. 324 00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:56,113 You know, Dave, what you can do 325 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,820 is figure out a way to remind her 326 00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,558 of how strong and capable she is, 327 00:13:59,598 --> 00:14:01,168 and that she knows what she's doing. 328 00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:03,559 I mean, don't you do stuff like this at your job? 329 00:14:03,602 --> 00:14:06,082 Well, yeah. Sure, there are aspects of corporate consulting 330 00:14:06,127 --> 00:14:08,347 where I use team building to motivate CEOs 331 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,090 and their employee...Right, right, right, right, all of that. 332 00:14:11,132 --> 00:14:13,432 You know what? Actually... 333 00:14:13,482 --> 00:14:14,782 I just got an idea. 334 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:16,521 Oh, Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave. 335 00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,702 You're not gonna show her one of those silly 336 00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:20,008 Mission: Impossiblemovies 337 00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:21,834 that you're always talking about, right? 338 00:14:21,882 --> 00:14:23,882 I'm gonna come up with another idea. 339 00:14:29,498 --> 00:14:31,548 A rock-climbing gym? 340 00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:33,847 You told me we were going to get frozen yogurt. 341 00:14:33,894 --> 00:14:35,894 And we will. 342 00:14:35,939 --> 00:14:38,419 But first, I need to remind you of your own strength. 343 00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,903 Well, it's taking a lot of strength 344 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,774 for me to not freak out right now. 345 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,335 I was promised Froyo, Dave. 346 00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:48,162 Look, Gemma, I know that you're doubting yourself at work. 347 00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,692 And when you're up on that wall, you're probably gonna doubt 348 00:14:50,736 --> 00:14:52,256 whether you can make it to the top, 349 00:14:52,303 --> 00:14:54,473 but once you do, 350 00:14:54,523 --> 00:14:56,353 the next time you doubt yourself, 351 00:14:56,394 --> 00:14:58,564 you're gonna think back to this, and you're gonna say, 352 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,874 "Damn, I have an awesome husband." 353 00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:06,969 Hey, guys. 354 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,144 Whoa, Calvin, you look great. 355 00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:10,370 Rocking that harness. 356 00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:14,498 Well, this harness is chafing my rocks. 357 00:15:14,543 --> 00:15:16,413 Wait. What are you guys doing here? 358 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,588 Tina told me we were getting frozen yogurt. 359 00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,949 We will all go out to frozen yogurt 360 00:15:22,986 --> 00:15:25,426 right after Gemma conquers this mountain. 361 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,557 Your treat. 362 00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:28,338 Yes, it's my treat. 363 00:15:30,037 --> 00:15:32,347 Dave, I really don't feel like doing this. 364 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:33,907 Can we please just leave? 365 00:15:33,954 --> 00:15:36,734 Gemma, this is going to work. I promise. 366 00:15:36,782 --> 00:15:38,432 But I don't think I can do it. 367 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,180 Yes, you can, Gemma. 368 00:15:40,221 --> 00:15:41,691 You're gonna get up there, 369 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,394 and you're gonna make this wall your bitch. 370 00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:47,483 I'm sorry, sweetie, you'll understand 371 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,572 when you're making 70 cents to a man's dollar. 372 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,453 Damn, look at all of this. 373 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,366 Oh, I am. 374 00:15:56,411 --> 00:15:59,631 Your booty look good in that thing, girl. 375 00:15:59,675 --> 00:16:01,375 You ain't lying. 376 00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:04,026 It's like a face-lift for the butt. 377 00:16:04,071 --> 00:16:07,631 I know what I'm getting you for my birthday. 378 00:16:08,945 --> 00:16:11,295 Okay, let's get this over with. 379 00:16:11,339 --> 00:16:13,039 Where did Dave go? 380 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,650 I don't know. 381 00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:17,731 I feel like Spider-Man in this thing. 382 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,570 Really? 'Cause you look more like Peter Pan. 383 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,527 Okay. All right. 384 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,749 I'm gonna attach this end of the rope to your harness, 385 00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:30,280 and the other end is attached to mine. 386 00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:32,354 Okay, so if you slip, 387 00:16:32,403 --> 00:16:34,363 my body weight will prevent you from falling. 388 00:16:34,405 --> 00:16:35,885 Your body weight? 389 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:39,068 Please. You're built like a cricket. 390 00:16:39,106 --> 00:16:42,766 I'll have you know that crickets are beloved in Asia, 391 00:16:42,805 --> 00:16:46,025 both for their voices and crunchy deliciousness. 392 00:16:46,069 --> 00:16:48,079 Okay. Here I go. 393 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:50,075 All right. Show 'em what you're made of. 394 00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:55,816 All right, come on, Gemma, you got this. 395 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:58,211 TINA: Come on, Gemma. You go, Gemma! 396 00:16:58,255 --> 00:16:59,425 Yeah, hurry up. 397 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,954 I'm starting to lose circulation 398 00:17:00,997 --> 00:17:02,607 in some very important places. 399 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,918 I don't think I can reach the next handhold. 400 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,660 Yes, you can. Do not give up on yourself. Let's go. 401 00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:12,612 I'm not. The exercise worked. 402 00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:14,311 I'm powerful, I'm strong. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 403 00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:19,110 I know that you can make it to the top. 404 00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:20,846 To show my faith in you, 405 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:23,016 I'm gonna unhook my safety line. 406 00:17:23,063 --> 00:17:24,453 No. Dave! No! 407 00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:25,459 Dave, what are you doing? 408 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:26,460 She could fall. No, man. 409 00:17:26,501 --> 00:17:28,451 She's not gonna fall. 410 00:17:28,503 --> 00:17:29,503 She's pretty sure she is. 411 00:17:31,158 --> 00:17:32,548 Gemma. Don't move. 412 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,684 I'm-I'm coming up to help. 413 00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:34,895 Yeah, help her, baby. 414 00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:36,424 Okay. Yeah, all right. 415 00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:40,813 This is... 416 00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:47,825 Oh. Whoa. 417 00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:56,059 Ah. Okay. 418 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:58,486 On second thought, you're-you're doing great up there. 419 00:17:59,969 --> 00:18:02,539 Dave, hook her back in before she falls. 420 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,930 She's fine. She's not gonna fall, okay? 421 00:18:03,973 --> 00:18:05,533 There's padding everywhere. 422 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,453 No one ever really gets hurt in these places. 423 00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,848 Oh, my God, it's broken. I know it's broken. 424 00:18:12,199 --> 00:18:14,549 Okay. I think I've made my point. 425 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,632 I'm gonna hook you back in.TINA: We-we're coming. 426 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:20,031 Okay. I-I can't do it. I'm coming down. 427 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,336 Oh, Dave, cut it out.CALVIN: Oh. 428 00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:23,333 It wasn't me. 429 00:18:23,384 --> 00:18:24,604 It was me. 430 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,696 Stop quitting on yourself, 431 00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:28,735 or you're getting more foam rocks to the butt. 432 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,960 Calvin, light her ass up.Oh. 433 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,790 What? Oh. 434 00:18:36,397 --> 00:18:38,187 Come on, baby.Okay, guys, guys, guys. 435 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,485 Please, stop throwing rocks at my wife. 436 00:18:40,531 --> 00:18:42,481 W-We're just trying to help. 437 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:44,623 It's obvious she can't do it by herself. 438 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,796 Hey. You don't know what I can do. 439 00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:51,283 This is for Coach McCluskey 440 00:18:51,325 --> 00:18:53,845 and his stupid misogyny. 441 00:18:57,244 --> 00:19:00,204 And this is how angry I am for letting him get to me. 442 00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:07,993 And this is for eating that disgusting blob of banana bread. 443 00:19:08,037 --> 00:19:11,177 You got this, Gemma! Just one more! 444 00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:14,214 : And this is for anyone who thinks 445 00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,691 I can't be a badass, powerful woman 446 00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,651 in this patriarchal society, 447 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,360 because I am! 448 00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:25,614 I did it!Yeah, you did it! 449 00:19:25,663 --> 00:19:28,793 That's my friend! That's my friend! 450 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,890 I gotta admit, that little white girl is gangsta. 451 00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,546 All right, now, come on down. Let's go get some Froyo. 452 00:19:36,631 --> 00:19:37,891 Whoa! Whoa! 453 00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:39,116 Wha...? 454 00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:42,335 O-Okay, you guys can meet us there. 455 00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:45,026 Dave, throw down your wallet. 456 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:01,173 Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Hold on, hold on. 457 00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,391 Let me talk to you for a minute. 458 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,360 Now, look. 459 00:20:05,399 --> 00:20:08,189 I know I told you you were doing a great job, 460 00:20:08,228 --> 00:20:11,968 but the other day, I saw how strong women can really be. 461 00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:14,364 So that's why I have to tell you the truth. 462 00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:17,678 You are the worst paper-person of all time. 463 00:20:19,239 --> 00:20:22,289 I mean, like straight trash. 464 00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:23,859 Okay...? 465 00:20:23,895 --> 00:20:26,285 And treating you like a princess 466 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,593 is only holding you back from your full potential. 467 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,820 Now, you need to wake up earlier, 468 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:34,040 deliver the paper on time, 469 00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,739 and for God's sake, work on your damn aim. 470 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,211 I mean, I'm only saying this because I'm a feminist. 471 00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:46,043 Okay, sorry. I'll try harder. 472 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:48,781 Good. All right. 473 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,793 Oh, damn, she forgot to give me my paper. 474 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,485 Oh, don't... 475 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,760 Damn, good arm. 476 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:59,809 I should've adopted her. 477 00:21:04,675 --> 00:21:07,725 Captioning sponsored by CBS 478 00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:10,505 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org