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Hey, Calvin.
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Any news about
Malcolm's job interview?
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Eh, not yet.
Haven't heard anything.
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Oh, my God, it is killing me.
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I couldn't sleep a wink
last night.
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I know. I got your texts
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at 2:00, 3:00 and 4:00 a.m.
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Look, I'm trying not
to worry about it too much.
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Oh, yeah, totally, duh.
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What was I thinking?
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But it has got to be
killing you.
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I mean, it is an epic
story to be the father
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of a son who almost
made it to the majors,
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only to suffer a
career-ending injury
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and then be
rudderless for years.
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But now he's back.
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He's ready to
carve out a path,
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but who knows
doing what?
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You know,
I never actually thought
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I'd hear myself
say this, but...
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Dave, can we just
talk about you?
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Oh, y-yeah, totally.
Of-of course.
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What about me?
Well...
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I'm just so nervous
about Malcolm!
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Look.
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This is his first interview
in a while.
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We're not even sure
if he's gonna get it.
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So, when he gets here,
let's just play it cool.
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Yeah.
All right?
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Hey, guys.Did you get it?
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Did you get it? Come on, now.
Spit it out, boy.
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Pop. I got the job.
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Yeah! All right.Yes!
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Okay.Come on...
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Here we go.
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Dave, excuse me.Oh.
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Gosh. I'm-I'm sorry.
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All right.All right.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, everybody.
Listen to Malcolm.
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Well, turns out...He got the job!
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Oh, my God! He got the job!
Oh, baby!
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I am so proud of you.
I knew you could do it.
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Aw, thanks, Ma, I appreciate it.
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Yeah, man, congrats.
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Now you can pay me back
that 50 bucks you owe me.
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Man...
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But seriously, congrats.
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But seriously, 50 bucks.
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Get out of here, man.
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This is big, Malcolm.Mm-hmm.
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I mean, you're putting
yourself back out there
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and years from now, you're gonna
look back on this day
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as a turning point
in your life.Mm-hmm.
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Look, I don't know, Pop,
y'all are making too big
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a deal out of this, man.
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I am selling TVs
at Powerhouse Electronics.
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I'm not pitching
in the World Series.
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Look, son. I know
this is not your dream job.
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But it doesn't mean
that this can't be
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a stepping stone
to something real.
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I mean, with your smarts,
and your work ethic,
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in a couple years,
you could be working yourself
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up the corporate ladder.
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I don't know, Pop.
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I've never worked
in sales before.
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Well, you're in luck.
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I mean, I've had my auto shop
for 30 years.
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I could teach you all about
the ABC's of sales.
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Always Be Calvin.
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You mean,
be grouchy
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and always forget
to put the toilet seat down?
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N-No, babe.
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Be confident.
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Be charming.Mm-hmm.
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And always make it about
the customer's needs.
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This customer
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really needs you
to put the toilet seat down.
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Okay, babe.
Okay.
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Look, I'm-a show you
how it's done, all right? Marty.All right.
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Huh?Pretend to be
a customer.
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MARTY:
Oh, sure.
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Excuse me, sir.
Do you work here?
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Why yes, I do.
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How can I help you?
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Oh, well, you may want to know
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that I was just in the bathroom
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and somebody left
the toilet seat up.
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Well, perhaps you have
a question about televisions.
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As a matter
of fact, I do.
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Does this model have
VGA and HDMI inputs?
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And can it handle both
NTSC and PAL frame rates?
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'Cause I don't want
to be region-locked on a 4K
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when 8Ks are right
around the corner.
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You know what
I'm saying, big dog?
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I'll handle this, bro. Why don't
you go check on them toilets.
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I love that we're
afternoon friends now.
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Yeah, yeah, I know,
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but when you said that
we would be day drinking,
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this is not exactly
what I had in mind.
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Ooh, Gemma, this Earl Grey
tastes like Chardonnay.
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The tea cup makes me
feel less guilty.
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So I see you guys got
a piano. Who plays?
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Grover started
taking lessons,
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but he's not really that into
it. He doesn't like his teacher.
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See, there's your
problem right there.
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When teaching piano,
you have to have fun.
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I didn't
know you played.
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Yeah, I started when
I was about Grover's age.
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My mom was the church organist.
I used to sit next to her
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while she'd teach me
how to play gospel songs,
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but she would add curse words
in it to make it fun.
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Like "hell-elujah"?
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Gemma, that's blasphemous.
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Well, I hope Grover can be
as good as you someday.
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Do you know any fun
piano teachers?
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Well, I know the most
fun one of all...
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me.
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Oh, my God, that
would be so great.
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But, are you sure
it's not an imposition?
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No, not at all. I'll put up
with a lot for 50 bucks an hour.
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Oh, man, look at the size
of these TVs.
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I know.
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My first TV, the screen
was this big.
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My first TV was
black and white.
Huh.
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Kind of like
you and me.
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Yeah, except I can't
turn you off.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, your dad just wanted
to see you in action.
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Yeah, and I was halfway
down the driveway
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when Dave jumped in
the back of my truck.
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Well, I appreciate you guys
coming out to support me,
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but, uh, I'm on the clock.
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Oh, look how
professional he is.
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Yeah, got his shirt all
tucked in and his khakis.
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Hi there. Are you gentlemen
being taken care of?
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Are you kidding?
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This is the most impressive
salesman I've ever met.
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I mean, tell me the truth,
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how many times has he been
employee of the month?
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Uh, well, actually,
this is his first day.
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What?What?
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Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Well, you know, you have
one heck of a salesman
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here in, uh...
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Malcolm.
Yeah.
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Let me guess,
these are your dads?
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Yup. They sure are.
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Oh, no, we are not.
I'm his dad.
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And I'm his neighbor,
but we're best friends.
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Okay, well, if you don't mind,
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there's a lady over there
who's actually interested
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in buying something.Oh, please.
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Can you
believe that guy
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actually thought
we were a couple?
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Please,
you could do worse.
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Okay, Grover, I guarantee
you this piano lesson
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is gonna be a lot more fun.
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How do you know?
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Because I've already had my tea.
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Now, the first step
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is to visualize
your audience.
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I like to imagine
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that I'm walking on stage
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at the Apollo Theater.
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Oh, oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, hello.
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Who are you waving at?Quincy Jones.
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Who's that?Just a guy I used to date.
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Okay, now-now,
come on, show me
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how you're gonna
walk onto the stage.
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Hi, Mom.
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Oh, come on, Grove,
that's all you got?
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Listen, these imaginary people
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paid a lot of money
to come see you.
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Now strut your stuff, man.
Come on.
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Uh-huh, okay.
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That's good.
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Okay. Get it.
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Oh, okay.
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All right, all right.
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Little rock star, you haven't
dropped the album as of yet.
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Now, most teachers teach
you how to play music.
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I'm gonna teach you
how to feel music.
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Tell me how this
makes you feel.
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Scared.
Mm.
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Like getting your credit ran
at a furniture store.
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Now how about this?
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Happy?
Oh!
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Like getting
your credit approved,
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now you can get that waterbed!
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Can I just go back
to waving at my fans now?
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Yeah, but they're
not gonna cheer you on
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unless you play
something, baby.
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You're right.
Yeah.
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Good thing our piano
has this demo button.
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Okay, mama's gonna need
some more tea. I'll be back.
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Hey, Trevor, you
wanted to see me?
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Yeah, come on in.
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I was looking over the receipts,
and you sold four TVs today?
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Is that a good thing?
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Yeah, yeah, four TVs is great.
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Thank God. Man,
I thought I was in trouble.
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Oh, you are.
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Does it have something to do
with one of my two dads?
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Malcolm, it's great
that you sold four TVs,
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but we make our real money
on peripherals.
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You know, cables, warranties,
home installations.
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Yeah, I offered that
to all of my customers,
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but nobody was interested.
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Then you have to convince people
that they need them.
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Like that little old lady
you sold to earlier.
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If you had told her
she needed a warranty,
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she would've bought it.
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She was 80 years old, man. She
didn't need a 15-year warranty.
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Then why didn't you sign her up
for our in-store credit card?
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With 18% interest?
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Exactly. See, that's how
we really get them.
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Now go back out there
and make me proud.
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Oh, and push
the 65-inch Hamagakis.
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They're about to be recalled
for exploding.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, Trevor,
I don't think I'm comfortable
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selling people stuff
they don't need, man,
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or that should come
with a fire extinguisher.
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Okay, got it.
Totally understand.
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Cool.
You're fired.
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What?
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Look, man, clearly
you're a good guy.
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If I knew that,
I wouldn't have hired you.
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Hold on, let's not be
too hasty, all right.
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I am not such a good guy.
I can do much worse.
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Mm, nah, man, not buying it.
I feel like you're lying to me,
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which is good, but too late.
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All right, fine.
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But I hope one of them Hamagakis
blows up in your face.
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No, you don't.
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Damn, you're right. I don't.
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Congratulations!Congratulations!
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You did it!
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Sorry about that.
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Probably should've thrown that
from farther away.
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Uh, wow, guys.
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You shouldn't have.
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You really shouldn't have.
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Yeah, man.
I agree.
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It's just your first day.
And some of us
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have been employed for years,
you know,
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as a rocket scientist.
251
00:11:23,399 --> 00:11:26,409
Have you ever sold
anybody a rocket?
252
00:11:26,445 --> 00:11:28,405
Daddy, that's not
how it works, man.
253
00:11:30,406 --> 00:11:32,536
We're just so
happy for you.
254
00:11:32,582 --> 00:11:34,532
Yeah. Way to go, Malcolm.
255
00:11:34,584 --> 00:11:36,364
Oh.Aw.
256
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:38,192
Hey, thanks, little man.
257
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:41,200
Son, you know
I've been hard on you
258
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,153
these last couple years, but...
259
00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:44,631
seeing you at work today,
260
00:11:44,681 --> 00:11:46,551
I'm proud of you, son.
261
00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:49,421
So, how was your first day?
262
00:11:49,468 --> 00:11:50,948
It was, um...
263
00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:52,382
unbelievable.
264
00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:54,088
Yeah, it was!
265
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,735
All right!
266
00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:06,781
Come on, son. Everybody wants
to hear about your day.
267
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,614
Um, you know,
Pop, I, um...
268
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,701
I sold some stuff,
people bought some stuff,
269
00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:14,051
and then I talked to my boss
about my future at the company.
270
00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:16,052
See, that's what I'm talking
about right there.
271
00:12:16,104 --> 00:12:17,274
See?
272
00:12:17,322 --> 00:12:18,622
Does anybody want
to hear about my day?
273
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:21,541
Today, my satellite discovered
a new supernova.
274
00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:23,027
Okay, not now, Marty. Listen,
275
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,507
um...
276
00:12:24,547 --> 00:12:27,117
so, did you use any
of my techniques?
277
00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:29,118
Uh, every single
one of 'em, Pop.
278
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,820
That's my boy
right there.
279
00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:31,988
Just sayin',
280
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:34,253
I am also your boy.
281
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,126
So, did you
282
00:12:36,167 --> 00:12:38,257
use any
of my techniques today?
283
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:41,050
Well, I repositioned
a telemetry transponder
284
00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:42,825
from 60 million miles away.
285
00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,400
So all I'm hearing is "no."
286
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,225
So, Grover said his piano
lesson went great.
287
00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:52,708
Ah. Yeah, he danced
for five minutes,
288
00:12:52,749 --> 00:12:55,149
gave me his autograph,
and then quit.
289
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:56,836
What? He quit?
290
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:58,104
Yeah. He dropped the mic,
291
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,106
threw two fingers
to the sky, and said,
292
00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:03,588
"Peace out, Pasadena!
Grover has left the building!"
293
00:13:03,629 --> 00:13:06,939
No, he can't quit.
294
00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:08,451
I stopped taking lessons
when I was his age,
295
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,374
and I've regretted
it ever since.
296
00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:12,429
Oh, wow. I didn't know
you wanted to play.
297
00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:14,854
Yeah.
298
00:13:14,902 --> 00:13:17,592
I have this fantasy where
I'm at a boring party,
299
00:13:17,643 --> 00:13:20,083
but there's a piano
across the room.
300
00:13:20,124 --> 00:13:21,164
The crowd parts.
301
00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:22,602
I float over to it
302
00:13:22,648 --> 00:13:24,608
and start tickling
those ivories.
303
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:25,960
Next thing you know,
304
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,880
there's a crowd gathered
around me making requests.
305
00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:30,095
And for some reason, Brad
Pitt is sitting next to me
306
00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:31,914
with his shirt off.
307
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:35,187
So, you're making Grover
take lessons
308
00:13:35,226 --> 00:13:37,186
because you regret
giving it up.
309
00:13:38,229 --> 00:13:40,109
Well, yeah.
310
00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:43,847
Isn't living vicariously
through our kids
311
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:46,197
half the reason why we have them
in the first place?
312
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:48,457
Why don't you stop
forcing Grover
313
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,250
to do something he
doesn't want to do
314
00:13:50,285 --> 00:13:52,375
and let me give you
lessons instead?
315
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:55,157
Oh, I don't know. It seems
like it's too late to start now.
316
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:56,633
You're right.
You're getting old.
317
00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:57,812
You might break a hip.
318
00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:01,254
Okay, fine.
I'll give it a shot.
319
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:03,166
Okay. Oh. And
for the record,
320
00:14:03,211 --> 00:14:04,771
which Brad Pitt
are we talking about?
321
00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:05,951
Fight ClubBrad.
322
00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:07,216
Ooh! That's a good Brad.
323
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,354
Malcolm?
324
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:17,096
Oh, hey, Dave. What's up?
325
00:14:17,138 --> 00:14:19,358
Hey, what are you doing here?
I thought you had work today...
326
00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:22,272
Oh, no.
327
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:24,277
Look, Dave, I can explain, man.
328
00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,279
I just realized that if I had
been wearing a suit, too,
329
00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:28,451
we would look
just like Men in Black.
330
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,983
Yep, that is a missed
opportunity, Dave.
331
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,730
Wait, are these
job applications?
332
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:41,117
Yeah. Look, the truth is,
333
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:44,162
I got fired yesterday, man.What? Why?
334
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,168
Because they wanted me to do
some sleazy stuff
335
00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:47,820
that I wasn't comfortable with.
336
00:14:47,864 --> 00:14:49,604
Whoa.
337
00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:52,388
You mean, like, sex stuff?
338
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:56,394
No, man. No, I mean, like,
ripping off old ladies.
339
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,138
Oh-- whoa.
340
00:14:58,179 --> 00:14:59,449
Well, that's bad, too.
341
00:15:02,183 --> 00:15:04,833
What'd your dad say?
342
00:15:04,881 --> 00:15:08,051
I haven't told him yet.
I mean, you saw him yesterday.
343
00:15:08,102 --> 00:15:10,622
He hasn't looked at me like that
since I was playing ball, man.
344
00:15:10,669 --> 00:15:12,279
He was in a pretty great mood.
345
00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:13,883
You know,
after we left your store,
346
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,284
all he wanted to do was
hang out together.
347
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:18,069
We even split a giant pretzel.
348
00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:20,542
Wait, he split one with you?
349
00:15:20,592 --> 00:15:22,112
Not evenly.
350
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,114
Yeah, well, I can't believe
351
00:15:25,162 --> 00:15:28,252
I finally landed a job
and get fired on my first day.
352
00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:30,036
That's humiliating.
353
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,740
Well, you know what?
Maybe it's a good thing.
354
00:15:31,777 --> 00:15:33,257
You don't want to be stuck
in a job
355
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,431
that goes against your morals.
356
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,087
Yeah, but I got to do something.
357
00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:41,431
You will. You're a smart,
hardworking good guy.
358
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,223
A-And I'm not just saying that
359
00:15:43,267 --> 00:15:44,927
because I'm one
of your two dads.
360
00:15:48,707 --> 00:15:51,147
Oh, hey, Calvin.
You going somewhere?
361
00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:53,018
You know, I thought
I'd surprise Malcolm at work
362
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,240
and take him out to lunch.
363
00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:57,328
Uh... d-don't do that.
364
00:15:57,368 --> 00:15:59,068
Why not?
365
00:15:59,109 --> 00:16:02,989
'Cause I was thinking, we had
such a nice time yesterday,
366
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:07,166
maybe... maybe we should go try
a pretzel someplace else.
367
00:16:09,337 --> 00:16:12,207
You know, maybe do a little
Pasadena pretzel crawl.
368
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:14,993
That's a hard pass, Dave.
369
00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:17,258
Hey, but, uh, bring me home one.
370
00:16:18,607 --> 00:16:21,217
All right, well, you got it.
371
00:16:21,262 --> 00:16:23,612
All right, well,
you have a good time.
372
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:26,175
Bye, now. We'll
see you later.
373
00:16:29,313 --> 00:16:32,273
Uh-- yeah, hey, M-Malcolm.
Yeah, it's Dave.
374
00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:35,056
Your dad is on his way
to the store.
375
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:37,232
No, no, I didn't
tell him anything.
376
00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:39,238
I tried to stop him,
but apparently,
377
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,330
I made more of our pretzel
experience than he did,
378
00:16:41,369 --> 00:16:45,289
which totally backfired, 'cause
now I got to go get him one.
379
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,334
Hey, Pop.
Oh.
380
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,260
Hey.Hey, there you
are, man.
381
00:16:54,295 --> 00:16:55,645
I've been looking
all over for you.
382
00:16:55,687 --> 00:16:57,077
Yeah, yeah, I was, uh...
383
00:16:57,124 --> 00:16:58,474
I was back there in a meeting.
384
00:16:58,516 --> 00:17:00,436
Mm, must be very important.
385
00:17:00,475 --> 00:17:03,085
I see you got your suit on.: Yeah.
386
00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,480
Uh-- are they talking about
making you manager already?
387
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,783
Oh, well, they definitely said
I wouldn't be
388
00:17:06,829 --> 00:17:07,959
in this position long.
389
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,615
All right. Well, I just came by
to take you out to lunch.
390
00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:15,311
Oh, great, man, I'm starving.
Let's go right now.
391
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:17,839
Oh, hold on. Don't you have
to check with your boss first?
392
00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,843
No, no.
After our talk yesterday,
393
00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:22,975
I pretty much make up
my own hours.
394
00:17:23,019 --> 00:17:25,809
Well, all right. That's good
right there. But you know what?
395
00:17:25,848 --> 00:17:27,198
Before we go,
396
00:17:27,241 --> 00:17:28,981
I've been thinking about
taking a look at some
397
00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:30,335
of these flat-screens
right here,
398
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:32,244
take advantage of that
employee discount.
399
00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:33,559
Oh, hey, Pop.
400
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,205
Pop, you don't need
a new TV, man.
401
00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,649
You know what you need?
402
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:38,555
Uh-- this.
403
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,040
A baby monitor?Yup. Yeah.
404
00:17:41,081 --> 00:17:42,291
I-It doesn't
just monitor babies.
405
00:17:42,343 --> 00:17:44,433
You can listen to what mom says
about you
406
00:17:44,475 --> 00:17:47,085
when you're not around. Huh?
407
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,660
It would be nice to hear
all those compliments.
408
00:17:49,698 --> 00:17:51,788
All right. That is great.
409
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,450
I will ring
it up for you
410
00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:55,874
and bring it home
after my shift. Let's go.
411
00:17:55,921 --> 00:17:58,441
Malcolm.
412
00:17:58,489 --> 00:17:59,449
What are you doing here?
413
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,670
Uh, nothing. Uh, uh,
414
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:02,629
just going out to lunch
with my dad.
415
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,407
H-Hold on. What,
416
00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,232
what does he mean by,
"What are you doing here?"
417
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,460
I mean he doesn't
work here anymore.
418
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,378
What?
419
00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:13,065
I got fired yesterday, Pop.
420
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:15,853
Fired? How is that
even possible?
421
00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:17,858
I mean, how bad do you
have to be at something
422
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:20,120
to get fired on your
first damn day?
423
00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:22,383
TREVOR:
Pretty bad, actually.
424
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,906
He refused to do the job.
425
00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:26,570
Damn it, Malcolm.
426
00:18:26,604 --> 00:18:29,254
I mean, how can you
refuse to do anything?
427
00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:31,783
What I refused to do
was rip people off, Pop,
428
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,267
and sell exploding TVs
to old ladies.
429
00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:36,267
Hey, you could've sold
those TVs to anyone.
430
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:41,010
Oh, h-hold on, now. You wanted
him to sell exploding TVs?
431
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:44,183
Yes, but with an extended
warranty. I'm not a monster.
432
00:18:44,231 --> 00:18:48,191
All right, look, Pop, man,
I want you to be proud of me,
433
00:18:48,235 --> 00:18:50,495
but not if that means
I can't be proud of myself.
434
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:52,361
Look, man, don't
overthink it.
435
00:18:52,413 --> 00:18:54,763
Some people just aren't
cut out for success.
436
00:18:54,806 --> 00:18:57,546
Oh, oh, oh. Hold on, now.
437
00:18:57,592 --> 00:18:59,762
My son is gonna be a success.
438
00:18:59,811 --> 00:19:01,461
Because he has
integrity
439
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:03,519
and heart and principles,
440
00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:06,424
and that's why I know my son
is gonna rise to the top.
441
00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:09,220
He's not gonna be some
bottom-feeder like you.
442
00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,387
All right, whatever.
443
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:15,433
I just came out of my
office to chat up
444
00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:19,009
that hot pregnant lady I
saw on the security camera.
445
00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:20,268
Bye.
446
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,060
Dude's a jackass.
447
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,497
Yeah, look, Pop, I was gonna
tell you the truth, man,
448
00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:30,235
but I just wanted
to find another job first.
449
00:19:30,277 --> 00:19:31,497
Look, man,
450
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,889
I know I put a lot
of pressure on you,
451
00:19:33,932 --> 00:19:36,452
but you never have to lie to me
about doing the right thing.
452
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,680
Cool. Thanks, Pop.
453
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,241
All right. So how about
we get that lunch?
454
00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,559
Sounds good to me.
Where we going?
455
00:19:44,595 --> 00:19:46,685
First restaurant we see
with a "help wanted" sign.
456
00:19:57,304 --> 00:19:58,784
How's it going, Mom?
457
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:02,047
Uh, okay,
but it's harder than I thought.
458
00:20:02,091 --> 00:20:03,741
Maybe you should have some tea.
459
00:20:06,095 --> 00:20:08,275
Miss Tina says
it makes everything better.
460
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:12,273
What else
did Miss Tina teach you?
461
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,279
Well, she taught me
to always start
462
00:20:14,321 --> 00:20:16,011
by waving to your audience.
463
00:20:16,061 --> 00:20:17,881
Hey, Quincy.
464
00:20:19,456 --> 00:20:21,716
Now, let's start
with a simple scale.
465
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:23,503
Okay.
466
00:20:29,988 --> 00:20:32,948
Grover, that's really good.
467
00:20:32,991 --> 00:20:34,941
I thought you didn't
like playing piano.
468
00:20:34,993 --> 00:20:39,213
I didn't. But I think maybe
I like playing with you.
469
00:20:40,869 --> 00:20:43,879
Well, we could take lessons
from Miss Tina together.
470
00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:45,175
That sounds fun.
471
00:20:45,221 --> 00:20:48,311
But first, let's give some love
to our fans.
472
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:49,445
Yeah.
473
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,320
Who are you waving at?
474
00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:57,452
Oh, just this guy named Brad.
475
00:20:57,494 --> 00:21:00,494
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