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Tina.
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Yeah?
You are not
gonna believe
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what my brother Curtis
did this time.
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He finally burned
through his lottery winnings?
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No, I'm still
praying on that.
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But you know how I got my mother
her favorite long-stem roses
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for her birthday?Mm-hmm.
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Well, Curtis had
to go and outdo me
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and got her entire
yard landscaped.
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Ooh, that's nice.Of course it's nice.
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He hired the Property Brothers
to do it.
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[doorbell rings]
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Well, maybe I married
the wrong brother.
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[laughs] Yeah, right.
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His money gonna run out one day,
but my sexy is forever.
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Hey, guys.Hey, Tina.
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Come on in. What's up?
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Okay, so we
need a favor.
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Look, I already told you, Dave,
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I'm not doing a Christmas card
photo with you.
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Seems like just the message our
world needs right now, but okay.
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We were wondering
if you guys were free
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to watch Grover Friday night.
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Yeah, Gemma's school is having
their annual fund-raiser,
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and I want to watch
her rock the mic
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and raise some
dolla dolla bills, y'all.
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It's my first big event
as principal,
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and I need to give a speech
and I really need it to go well.
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Well, I told you,
if you get nervous,
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just use my little trick.
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What's your little trick, Dave?
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When in doubt,
quote Billy Joel lyrics.
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His music brings
the world together.
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Well, why are you
so nervous?
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The board of trustees
will be there.
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Yeah, and they're just a bunch
of rich, stuck-up moms
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who are all jealous of how
pretty and smart Gemma is.
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That's not true.
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And you really need
to stop watching Mean Girls.
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Not gonna happen.
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Their queen
is Lyndsey Worthington.
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And that's Lyndsey
with two Ys,
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so you know she thinks
she's better
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than all the other Lindseys.
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Well, if you need
some extra support,
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Malcolm can
watch Grover,
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and Calvin and I could go
to the fund-raiser.
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You will?
Yeah.
Yeah, Tina,
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we will?
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I don't want to spend
my Friday night
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at some school fund-raiser.
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Oh, come on, baby,
do it for Gemma.
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And don't forget,
it's for the kids.
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Yeah, right, at some
private school. No, thanks.
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There's a
prime rib dinner
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and an open bar
with top-shelf liquor.
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Well, if it's
for the kids, you know.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Hey, you guys made it.Yes.
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Anything to support
our Gemma.
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Aw, thank you so much.
I really appreciate it.
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Now, who wants a tour
of the school?
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I do!
Tina does!
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Okay, Calvin, I know
you were hesitant
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about coming tonight,
but the good news is,
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is there's a photographer
walking around
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and every table
has props.
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You look like a not-
so-Super Mario Brother.
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[Italian accent]:
Well, then you can be my Luigi.
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Dave, I mean,
really, what...
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First the Christmas card
and now this?
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Why-why are you so obsessed
with taking a picture with me?
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Well, because
you're my friend,
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and I have pictures
with all my friends.
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But you could be
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the first one
with a monocle.
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All right, Mr. Monopoly,
show me where the bar is,
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and do not pass "Go."
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Okay, G, what are we
gonna do next?
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I'm gonna play
on my iPad.
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Hey, come on, man. Hey, look,
when Marty and I were kids,
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all we had were each other
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and our imaginations.
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We used to play things
like, uh, cowboys and Indians,
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cops and robbers,
and we had a blast.
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Did we?
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'Cause all I remember is,
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you always got to be
the good guy
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and I always ended up dead.
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Well, the point is,
you remember it.
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How many memories do you have
on your iPad?
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Uh, about 64 gigs.
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Hey, I know,
we shall build a fort
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and pretend we are knights
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defending it
from ferocious dragons.
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What do you say, Marty?
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[laughs] Counteth me in.
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[chuckles]
How about you, Grover?
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
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but I think
it's past my bedtime.
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What do you say, Calvin?
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You see anything here
at the silent auction table?
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Just a bunch of bougie
white folks crap.
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Opera tickets,
a ski trip to Aspen,
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a hacky sack signed
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by Dave Matthews.
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Man, I wouldn't bid a dime
for any of this junk.
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Ooh, two tickets
to Super Soul Sunday
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and a meet and greet with Oprah.
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Ooh, how much
they want for that?
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Says the opening bid
is 200 bucks.
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I'm-a throw my hat
in the ring.
Ah-ah.
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Throw your hat
somewhere else, Dave.
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My mama loves Oprah.
I'm getting this for her.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it'll make
my brother Curtis
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feel like a jackass.
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Not so sweet.
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Why don't you go bid
on something more your speed,
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say... that full body wax.
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Nah, it's winter.
Gemma likes me fuzzy.
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How much you gonna bid?
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Dave, it's important
to set the tone here.
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All right? You want to let
the other bidders know
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that you mean business.
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So, starting bid
is $200...
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Calvin Butler,
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$200.01.
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Gemma, can I make
an observation?
Yeah.
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I know you said this was
a progressive school,
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but I thought it'd be
a little more diverse.
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Like, right now
I feel like I'm at
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the Country Music Awards
and I'm Hootie.
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Well, it's not like I don't
want it to be more diverse.
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I've been to all
the local preschools
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talking about
progressive education
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and how much better it is
for kids not to get grades.
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Mm, see, there's
your problem.
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Black families need
their kids to get grades.
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But if you give grades,
the kids will feel judged.
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Yeah, but if you don't
give them grades,
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how do you know
if they're stupid?
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Gemma, people of color are not
attracted to schools like this
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because we know our kids
are on an uneven playing field.
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I mean, we don't have
the luxury
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of sending them somewhere
that doesn't emphasize
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traditional academics.
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Well, what am I
gonna do?
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I promised the trustees
I would increase diversity.
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They want this school
to look like
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the inside of
Angelina Jolie's minivan.
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Well, right now it
looks more like
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the Brady Bunch's
station wagon.
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Gemma!
Lyndsey!
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Hi, I'm Lyndsey Worthington,
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head of the board of trustees
here at the Walcott Academy.
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Oh. Tina Butler.
Nice to meet you.
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Gemma, why didn't you tell us
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you were bringing
a prospective parent tonight?
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Oh, actually, Tina...
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Surprised Gemma.
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You know, I didn't think
I could make it
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because I have my weekly
girls' night out,
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but Beyoncé canceled.
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You're friends with Beyoncé?
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You know this?
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That was all me.
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So, please,
if you have any questions,
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don't hesitate to reach out.
We can't wait to meet...
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I'm sorry,
what was your son's name again?
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Chadwick.
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Chadwick Butler III.Oh.
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Well, tell Chadwick
we're so excited.
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Maybe now the drama department
can finally do Hamilton.
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Hmm?
What are you doing?
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What?! You said
you wanted diversity.
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Me and Chadwick got your back.
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I appreciate that,
but they're gonna find out
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that you're not really
a prospective parent.Oh, girl, please.
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Little Chadwick can
get trapped in a well
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before the school year starts.
Nobody'll ever find out.
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Excuse me, but are
you Tina?
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We've heard so much about
you and little Chadwick.
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Oh.
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Tina, these are
two other members
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of our board
of trustees.
Oh.
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Pyper.
Spelled
with a "Y."
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Well, whywouldn't you?[both laughing]
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And this is Greer.
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Hi. [laughs]
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We heard that you're considering
the school, and...
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And if you're looking for
a mother's perspective,
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we'd love to take you
to lunch some time.Mm.
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Do you play
tennis?
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Are you kidding?
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Serena is my
goddaughter.
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[gasps]Oh.
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What the...?
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Who is Dr. Allen Bancroft, M.D.?
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I don't know. Why?He bid $500.
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And he wrote
the "D-R" and the "M.D."
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We get it, Allen,
you're a doctor.
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Well, you gonna
outbid him?
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Of course I am.
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I'm not gonna let some fancy
doctor think he can outbid me.
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$500.01.
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Look, I'm gonna
hit the bar.
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Stay here and make sure no one
outbids me on this package.
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You got it.
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Ooh, listen, baby, baby,
I don't have time to explain.
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We're doing this for Gemma.
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We're rich,
we're prospective parents,
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and I hang out with Beyoncé.
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So, this must
be Chadwick II.
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Please.
All my friends call me Wick.
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Oh.
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Well, at least
Barack and Michelle do.
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[laughter]
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So, ready to slay
some dragons, milord?
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Okay.
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Where's the dragon?
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Marty's gonna
be the dragon.
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What?! Why do I always got
to be the dragon, man?!
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It's like cops and robbers
all over again.
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So,
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since I'm Sir Grover, does
that mean I'm in charge?
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Indeed. This is your
castle, milord.
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Cool.
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I'm gonna need it
to be a lot bigger.
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Really? 'Cause I think
it looks good...
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Sir Grover has spoken!
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[laughter]I cannot believe
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you went to the royal wedding.
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You know, it was great until
the queen got a little handsy
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on the dance floor.
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Queen Elizabeth groped you?!
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No, he's talking
about Elton John.Ooh.
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[laughter]
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Excuse me? Tina, could I
talk to you for a minute?
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Oh, sure. Wick, would
you mind staying here
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to entertain
our new friends?
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But of course, darling.Oh.
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Now, ladies, please,
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do any of you have
a recommendation
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for a veterinarian
who can work on white tigers?
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What's up?I'm freaking out.
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Why?
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Because I can't go up
on that stage and tell
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this entire school that
I'm gonna make it more diverse
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if I can't actually do it.
I feel like a fraud.
252
00:10:52,629 --> 00:10:54,159
Oh, don't worry about it.
253
00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,286
They already think
that you got me and Chadwick.
254
00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,728
You look like you're killing it.
255
00:10:57,765 --> 00:10:59,155
But it's a lie.
256
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,201
Yeah, a lie
that's gotten me invited
257
00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:04,206
to three brunches,
two happy hours, and a spa day.
258
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,869
And for the record,
I am now Tina with a "Y." Ah!
259
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,383
Gemma,
260
00:11:10,429 --> 00:11:12,169
we're gonna start serving dinner
in about ten minutes,
261
00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,434
so maybe now is a good time
to give your speech.
262
00:11:14,477 --> 00:11:17,007
Oh, I... well, I don't know.
263
00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:18,565
I mean, everyone's
having so much fun.
264
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,041
Maybe I should just send them
an e-mail.
265
00:11:20,091 --> 00:11:22,481
No. We're all dying
to hear your ideas.
266
00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:25,748
I mean, you've already been
so successful in your outreach.
267
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,403
Get up there
268
00:11:27,446 --> 00:11:29,146
and tell us your secret.
269
00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:30,107
But then it wouldn't be
a secret.
270
00:11:30,145 --> 00:11:33,625
Gemma.All right, I'm going.
271
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
272
00:11:36,325 --> 00:11:38,235
I'm Gemma Johnson,
the new principal,
273
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,673
and I just wanted to take
a moment to share with you
274
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my vision for the future
of Walcott Academy.
275
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As believers
in progressive education,
276
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,988
you all know that one
of our primary values
277
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is diversity among our students.
278
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:57,953
But we all know that we haven't
been able to make that happen.
279
00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,089
And I thought the solution
280
00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:02,041
was gonna be reaching out
to the community,
281
00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,230
but clearly that hasn't worked.
282
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,096
I mean, I have gone to every
school in the local community
283
00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:10,018
and we are still just as white
as the actual Hamilton.
284
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:16,328
But-but not because
we're bad people.
285
00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:18,845
But because we tend
to only surround ourselves
286
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with people just like us.
287
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Like some snooty club.
288
00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:25,802
Well, membership has
its privileges.
289
00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:31,205
But that's not who you feel
like you are.
290
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:34,209
You feel like someone who has
the answer to our problems,
291
00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:36,212
but when you tell people
your answer,
292
00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:38,864
you find out you might actually
be part of the problem.
293
00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:42,129
And then you don't know
what to say.
294
00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:48,043
I-I don't know what to say.
295
00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:51,578
[mouths]
296
00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:56,143
[coughs]
Billy Joel.
297
00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,627
[coughs]
298
00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,887
You see...
299
00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:04,157
We didn't start the fire.
300
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:11,416
It was always burning,
since the world's been turning.
301
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:18,035
But I believe we can
change that, and...
302
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:24,388
You may be right.
I may be crazy.
303
00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,603
But I just may be the lunatic
you're looking for. Thank you.
304
00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:35,962
Milord, lower your drawbridge
so I may enter your castle.
305
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:41,445
No, peasant!
306
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,810
I told you, you're dragon bait.
307
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:50,893
I believe I hear the flap
of wings in the east.
308
00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:52,638
[roars]
309
00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:58,032
Sir Grover,
the dragon approaches.
310
00:13:58,075 --> 00:13:59,515
Come help me slay it.
311
00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:03,648
You got this.
312
00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:06,169
But you have the sword, Milord.
313
00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:07,644
Use your imagination.
314
00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:11,659
[shouts]
315
00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,657
[grunting]
316
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,930
[imitates heartbeat]
317
00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:29,145
Ha! Ha!
318
00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:32,153
Ha...
319
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:34,246
Come on, man.
320
00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:36,675
I just blew fire all over you.
You're supposed to die.
321
00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:38,942
[sighs]
Fine, I'll die.
322
00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,596
[grunts]
323
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:42,949
I'm dead.
324
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:44,470
Die, foul beast!
325
00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:45,683
[roars, shouts]
326
00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,681
[straining]
327
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,993
Ow!
328
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,180
Let me show you how it's done.
329
00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,525
[shouting]
330
00:14:57,178 --> 00:15:00,928
I was only evil
because I was never loved.
331
00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:08,974
♪ Amazing
332
00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,406
♪ Grace
333
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:17,373
♪ How sweet the sound
334
00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:21,675
♪ That saved a wretch...
335
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:24,464
Ow! Ow!
336
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,949
[chokes]
337
00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:31,999
That was awesome!
338
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,829
You see? I told you
this was gonna be fun.
339
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,567
Yeah, but now it's really past
your bedtime,
340
00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:38,088
so we got to clean up.
341
00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:39,952
MALCOLM:
Yeah.Actually, I'm pretty tired
342
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:42,873
from slaying dragons.
Good night.
343
00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,319
Whoa, whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa, hey.
344
00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:45,705
So we got to clean
this mess...
345
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:47,098
Silence, peasants!Wha...
346
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,922
You should've let him play
on that iPad.
347
00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:57,369
[chuckles]
You know,
348
00:15:57,412 --> 00:16:00,892
I'm gonna have my yacht guy
give you a call, okay?
349
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,945
What the hell, Dave?
350
00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:06,945
Bancroft outbid me.
351
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,597
I thought you were supposed
to be watching the sheet.
352
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,300
Ooh, I'm sorry.
353
00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:14,518
I was watching Gemma
absolutely crush her speech.
354
00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,779
Dave, forget
about Gemma right now.
355
00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:20,082
You need to focus
on what's important.
356
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,570
And it's only a little bit of
time left to bid on this thing.
357
00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:24,131
And I need to win this
358
00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,098
to let my brother Curtis know
359
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:28,616
which of us is the real baller
in the family,
360
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,930
you know?
361
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,537
And to show
my mother I love her.
362
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,317
Yeah.
363
00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,752
Okay. What do you want to do?
364
00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,499
Well, first, I'm gonna
write down my final bid.
365
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,231
"Chadwick Butler..."
366
00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:42,152
Don't ask.
367
00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:48,159
"A whole lot of money
and one cent."
368
00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:50,242
Look, and then
we need to make sure
369
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,631
that this Bancroft character
doesn't come over here
370
00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:52,903
and bid again.
371
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,465
How you want to do that?
372
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,992
Look, I got an idea.
373
00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,956
Hey, thank you so much.
374
00:16:58,995 --> 00:17:01,435
You're gonna eat this and you're
gonna pretend to choke.
375
00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:05,046
Then Dr. Bancroft will have
to come over here and save you.
376
00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,308
It's the law.
377
00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:11,181
Calvin, I am not gonna
pretend to choke myself
378
00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:13,135
just so you can outdo
your brother.
379
00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:14,793
You know, the two of
you could really benefit
380
00:17:14,837 --> 00:17:17,097
from one of my conflict
mediation sessions.
381
00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,844
This is crazy.
382
00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:20,664
You know what's crazy, Dave?
383
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,142
Is me walking around here
pretending I'm rich.
384
00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:27,153
I am sick of people with money
trying to make me seem small.
385
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:30,157
I mean, Dr. Bancroft,
my brother Curtis.
386
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,990
Look-- I work as hard as anybody
else and I need this win, Dave.
387
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,430
[sighs]
388
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,910
All right, Calvin. Choke me.
389
00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:44,647
Come on.
390
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,350
Hey, this man
is choking!
391
00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:50,612
Is there a doctor in the house?
392
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,565
I believe, legally,
you have to step forward.
393
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,354
Dave.
394
00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:56,838
Dave, you're putting it on
a little thick.
395
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:58,799
Okay?
396
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:01,447
Are you choking--
are you choking for real?
397
00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:02,882
Come on, man.
[grunts]
398
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,718
Come on, Dave. Come on, buddy.
399
00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:07,066
Oh.
400
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:08,627
Oh, Dave.
401
00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,153
[moans]
402
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:14,508
Is everything all right?
I heard someone was choking.
403
00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,159
Yeah, everything's fine.
We're good.
404
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,893
Okay, get some air in there.Good.
405
00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:19,773
Oh.
406
00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:22,515
Just in the nick of time.
407
00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:24,817
Congratulations,
Dr. Bancroft.
408
00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:26,473
Thank you.
409
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,490
Bancroft!
410
00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:42,706
There you are.
411
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,571
I've been looking
all over for you.
412
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,972
I've just been in here
raking the Zen garden.
413
00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,716
It's supposed to help you
achieve tranquility.
414
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,068
Is it working?
415
00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:52,417
[cries]:
Yes.
416
00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:55,114
Aw.
417
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:57,245
Sweetie, it's okay.[groans]
418
00:18:57,287 --> 00:18:59,287
I'm so embarrassed.
419
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,943
I don't know
what I was thinking.
420
00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:02,166
You don't have
to be embarrassed.
421
00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:04,165
That Billy Joel thing worked.
422
00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,517
Apparently, he does for y'all
what Stevie Wonder does for us.
423
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,830
I'm not talking
about my speech.
424
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:12,786
I'm talking about this school.
425
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:14,214
What do you mean?
426
00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,741
I was so excited to
show you this place.
427
00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:20,705
But now that I have, I realize
how silly it all must seem.
428
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,225
Yeah, most schools I've been to
keep their sandboxes outside.
429
00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,141
[chuckles]
430
00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,056
Yeah, the janitors
hate this room.
431
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,720
[chuckles]
432
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,715
Look, Gemma,
I don't think you're silly.
433
00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:34,497
I think you're an idealist.
434
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:35,712
And that's a good thing.
435
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,510
The world needs more dreamers.
436
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:39,855
But dreams aren't real life.
437
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:42,075
Not yet.
But you can't make progress
438
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,114
without having a dream first.
439
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,120
I mean, look, Gemma, you've
been here all of a few months,
440
00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,772
and you're
just getting started.
441
00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,427
Yeah, but now I'm not sure
that it's even possible.
442
00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:53,122
[sighs]
Gemma,
443
00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:55,219
progress doesn't
happen overnight,
444
00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:57,128
but dreams do.
445
00:19:57,173 --> 00:20:00,043
Tina, that's amazing.
446
00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,529
Thank you.
447
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:02,879
Did you just make that up?
448
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,228
Hell no. It's written
on the wall over there.
449
00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:16,108
And now for the final prize
of the evening,
450
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,288
the Oprah Super Soul Sunday
package.
451
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,546
And the winner is...
452
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:23,990
Chadwick Butler!
453
00:20:24,026 --> 00:20:25,506
[applause]
454
00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,769
What?
455
00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,632
How'd that happen?
456
00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,684
I talked to Bancroft.
457
00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,469
Turns out he's having
marital problems,
458
00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,994
so I offered him
some conflict mediation sessions
459
00:20:36,038 --> 00:20:38,568
if he withdrew his bid
on the Oprah package.
460
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,916
[chuckles]
Dave, you did that for me?
461
00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:43,786
Well, I did it for us.
462
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,528
Us? What do you get out of it?
463
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,230
Say cheese.
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00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,669
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