1 00:00:03,807 --> 00:00:04,987 Tina. 2 00:00:05,026 --> 00:00:06,066 Yeah? You are not gonna believe 3 00:00:06,114 --> 00:00:08,204 what my brother Curtis did this time. 4 00:00:08,246 --> 00:00:09,986 He finally burned through his lottery winnings? 5 00:00:10,031 --> 00:00:12,031 No, I'm still praying on that. 6 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:17,777 But you know how I got my mother her favorite long-stem roses 7 00:00:17,821 --> 00:00:19,081 for her birthday?Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:19,127 --> 00:00:21,607 Well, Curtis had to go and outdo me 9 00:00:21,651 --> 00:00:24,951 and got her entire yard landscaped. 10 00:00:25,002 --> 00:00:28,222 Ooh, that's nice.Of course it's nice. 11 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:31,396 He hired the Property Brothers to do it. 12 00:00:31,443 --> 00:00:32,613 [doorbell rings] 13 00:00:32,662 --> 00:00:34,572 Well, maybe I married the wrong brother. 14 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:36,060 [laughs] Yeah, right. 15 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:39,240 His money gonna run out one day, but my sexy is forever. 16 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:41,537 Hey, guys.Hey, Tina. 17 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,454 Come on in. What's up? 18 00:00:43,499 --> 00:00:45,069 Okay, so we need a favor. 19 00:00:45,109 --> 00:00:47,289 Look, I already told you, Dave, 20 00:00:47,329 --> 00:00:49,159 I'm not doing a Christmas card photo with you. 21 00:00:51,855 --> 00:00:55,245 Seems like just the message our world needs right now, but okay. 22 00:00:55,293 --> 00:00:57,123 We were wondering if you guys were free 23 00:00:57,165 --> 00:00:58,685 to watch Grover Friday night. 24 00:00:58,731 --> 00:01:00,081 Yeah, Gemma's school is having their annual fund-raiser, 25 00:01:00,124 --> 00:01:02,294 and I want to watch her rock the mic 26 00:01:02,344 --> 00:01:04,174 and raise some dolla dolla bills, y'all. 27 00:01:05,738 --> 00:01:07,268 It's my first big event as principal, 28 00:01:07,305 --> 00:01:10,095 and I need to give a speech and I really need it to go well. 29 00:01:10,134 --> 00:01:11,564 Well, I told you, if you get nervous, 30 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,654 just use my little trick. 31 00:01:12,702 --> 00:01:14,352 What's your little trick, Dave? 32 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:16,709 When in doubt, quote Billy Joel lyrics. 33 00:01:18,534 --> 00:01:20,574 His music brings the world together. 34 00:01:20,623 --> 00:01:22,103 Well, why are you so nervous? 35 00:01:22,146 --> 00:01:24,016 The board of trustees will be there. 36 00:01:24,061 --> 00:01:26,541 Yeah, and they're just a bunch of rich, stuck-up moms 37 00:01:26,585 --> 00:01:29,505 who are all jealous of how pretty and smart Gemma is. 38 00:01:29,545 --> 00:01:31,285 That's not true. 39 00:01:31,329 --> 00:01:33,209 And you really need to stop watching Mean Girls. 40 00:01:34,550 --> 00:01:36,470 Not gonna happen. 41 00:01:36,508 --> 00:01:40,208 Their queen is Lyndsey Worthington. 42 00:01:40,251 --> 00:01:42,161 And that's Lyndsey with two Ys, 43 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:43,740 so you know she thinks she's better 44 00:01:43,776 --> 00:01:46,166 than all the other Lindseys. 45 00:01:46,214 --> 00:01:47,694 Well, if you need some extra support, 46 00:01:47,737 --> 00:01:49,177 Malcolm can watch Grover, 47 00:01:49,217 --> 00:01:51,217 and Calvin and I could go to the fund-raiser. 48 00:01:51,262 --> 00:01:53,002 You will? Yeah. Yeah, Tina, 49 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,916 we will? 50 00:01:54,961 --> 00:01:57,391 I don't want to spend my Friday night 51 00:01:57,442 --> 00:01:59,092 at some school fund-raiser. 52 00:01:59,140 --> 00:02:00,970 Oh, come on, baby, do it for Gemma. 53 00:02:01,011 --> 00:02:02,751 And don't forget, it's for the kids. 54 00:02:02,795 --> 00:02:06,975 Yeah, right, at some private school. No, thanks. 55 00:02:07,017 --> 00:02:08,197 There's a prime rib dinner 56 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:09,586 and an open bar with top-shelf liquor. 57 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:12,978 Well, if it's for the kids, you know. 58 00:02:13,023 --> 00:02:14,933 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 59 00:02:14,981 --> 00:02:15,891 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 60 00:02:23,381 --> 00:02:25,031 Hey, you guys made it.Yes. 61 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,908 Anything to support our Gemma. 62 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:29,440 Aw, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. 63 00:02:29,474 --> 00:02:31,084 Now, who wants a tour of the school? 64 00:02:31,128 --> 00:02:32,438 I do! Tina does! 65 00:02:35,959 --> 00:02:37,789 Okay, Calvin, I know you were hesitant 66 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,840 about coming tonight, but the good news is, 67 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:41,396 is there's a photographer walking around 68 00:02:41,443 --> 00:02:45,143 and every table has props. 69 00:02:45,186 --> 00:02:49,536 You look like a not- so-Super Mario Brother. 70 00:02:49,581 --> 00:02:52,361 [Italian accent]: Well, then you can be my Luigi. 71 00:02:52,410 --> 00:02:55,070 Dave, I mean, really, what... 72 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,418 First the Christmas card and now this? 73 00:02:57,459 --> 00:02:59,509 Why-why are you so obsessed with taking a picture with me? 74 00:02:59,548 --> 00:03:00,808 Well, because you're my friend, 75 00:03:00,853 --> 00:03:02,243 and I have pictures with all my friends. 76 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,560 But you could be 77 00:03:03,595 --> 00:03:06,115 the first one with a monocle. 78 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:11,089 All right, Mr. Monopoly, show me where the bar is, 79 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:13,304 and do not pass "Go." 80 00:03:15,781 --> 00:03:18,561 Okay, G, what are we gonna do next? 81 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,750 I'm gonna play on my iPad. 82 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:23,316 Hey, come on, man. Hey, look, when Marty and I were kids, 83 00:03:23,354 --> 00:03:24,834 all we had were each other 84 00:03:24,877 --> 00:03:26,447 and our imaginations. 85 00:03:26,488 --> 00:03:29,228 We used to play things like, uh, cowboys and Indians, 86 00:03:29,273 --> 00:03:30,963 cops and robbers, and we had a blast. 87 00:03:31,014 --> 00:03:31,924 Did we? 88 00:03:33,538 --> 00:03:34,798 'Cause all I remember is, 89 00:03:34,844 --> 00:03:36,104 you always got to be the good guy 90 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:38,199 and I always ended up dead. 91 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:40,769 Well, the point is, you remember it. 92 00:03:40,806 --> 00:03:42,936 How many memories do you have on your iPad? 93 00:03:42,982 --> 00:03:45,372 Uh, about 64 gigs. 94 00:03:47,030 --> 00:03:51,130 Hey, I know, we shall build a fort 95 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,034 and pretend we are knights 96 00:03:53,079 --> 00:03:56,129 defending it from ferocious dragons. 97 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,129 What do you say, Marty? 98 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,350 [laughs] Counteth me in. 99 00:03:59,390 --> 00:04:01,920 [chuckles] How about you, Grover? 100 00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:04,528 I can't believe I'm saying this, 101 00:04:04,569 --> 00:04:06,969 but I think it's past my bedtime. 102 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,622 What do you say, Calvin? 103 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:15,845 You see anything here at the silent auction table? 104 00:04:15,885 --> 00:04:20,415 Just a bunch of bougie white folks crap. 105 00:04:20,455 --> 00:04:24,325 Opera tickets, a ski trip to Aspen, 106 00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:26,062 a hacky sack signed 107 00:04:26,112 --> 00:04:28,072 by Dave Matthews. 108 00:04:28,114 --> 00:04:31,594 Man, I wouldn't bid a dime for any of this junk. 109 00:04:33,555 --> 00:04:36,165 Ooh, two tickets to Super Soul Sunday 110 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,609 and a meet and greet with Oprah. 111 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:40,516 Ooh, how much they want for that? 112 00:04:40,562 --> 00:04:43,082 Says the opening bid is 200 bucks. 113 00:04:43,129 --> 00:04:45,659 I'm-a throw my hat in the ring. Ah-ah. 114 00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:47,177 Throw your hat somewhere else, Dave. 115 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:51,400 My mama loves Oprah. I'm getting this for her. 116 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:52,702 Aw, that's so sweet. 117 00:04:52,748 --> 00:04:54,138 Yeah, it'll make my brother Curtis 118 00:04:54,184 --> 00:04:56,834 feel like a jackass. 119 00:04:56,882 --> 00:04:59,752 Not so sweet. 120 00:04:59,798 --> 00:05:02,938 Why don't you go bid on something more your speed, 121 00:05:02,975 --> 00:05:04,455 say... that full body wax. 122 00:05:06,588 --> 00:05:09,068 Nah, it's winter. Gemma likes me fuzzy. 123 00:05:14,378 --> 00:05:16,518 How much you gonna bid? 124 00:05:16,554 --> 00:05:20,474 Dave, it's important to set the tone here. 125 00:05:20,515 --> 00:05:22,825 All right? You want to let the other bidders know 126 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,165 that you mean business. 127 00:05:24,214 --> 00:05:27,564 So, starting bid is $200... 128 00:05:27,609 --> 00:05:29,569 Calvin Butler, 129 00:05:29,611 --> 00:05:32,651 $200.01. 130 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:39,058 Gemma, can I make an observation? Yeah. 131 00:05:39,098 --> 00:05:41,058 I know you said this was a progressive school, 132 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:43,110 but I thought it'd be a little more diverse. 133 00:05:43,146 --> 00:05:44,716 Like, right now I feel like I'm at 134 00:05:44,756 --> 00:05:49,026 the Country Music Awards and I'm Hootie. 135 00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:51,895 Well, it's not like I don't want it to be more diverse. 136 00:05:51,937 --> 00:05:53,637 I've been to all the local preschools 137 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:55,548 talking about progressive education 138 00:05:55,593 --> 00:05:58,723 and how much better it is for kids not to get grades. 139 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:00,430 Mm, see, there's your problem. 140 00:06:00,468 --> 00:06:03,298 Black families need their kids to get grades. 141 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:06,570 But if you give grades, the kids will feel judged. 142 00:06:06,604 --> 00:06:08,344 Yeah, but if you don't give them grades, 143 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:09,959 how do you know if they're stupid? 144 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:19,261 Gemma, people of color are not attracted to schools like this 145 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:22,052 because we know our kids are on an uneven playing field. 146 00:06:22,098 --> 00:06:23,838 I mean, we don't have the luxury 147 00:06:23,882 --> 00:06:25,442 of sending them somewhere that doesn't emphasize 148 00:06:25,493 --> 00:06:26,973 traditional academics. 149 00:06:27,016 --> 00:06:29,846 Well, what am I gonna do? 150 00:06:29,888 --> 00:06:32,238 I promised the trustees I would increase diversity. 151 00:06:32,282 --> 00:06:33,802 They want this school to look like 152 00:06:33,849 --> 00:06:37,469 the inside of Angelina Jolie's minivan. 153 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:39,025 Well, right now it looks more like 154 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:41,371 the Brady Bunch's station wagon. 155 00:06:42,814 --> 00:06:44,514 Gemma! Lyndsey! 156 00:06:44,555 --> 00:06:46,335 Hi, I'm Lyndsey Worthington, 157 00:06:46,383 --> 00:06:48,423 head of the board of trustees here at the Walcott Academy. 158 00:06:48,472 --> 00:06:51,032 Oh. Tina Butler. Nice to meet you. 159 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:52,643 Gemma, why didn't you tell us 160 00:06:52,694 --> 00:06:54,474 you were bringing a prospective parent tonight? 161 00:06:54,522 --> 00:06:55,872 Oh, actually, Tina... 162 00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:57,304 Surprised Gemma. 163 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,010 You know, I didn't think I could make it 164 00:06:59,048 --> 00:07:01,048 because I have my weekly girls' night out, 165 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:03,353 but Beyoncé canceled. 166 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:06,963 You're friends with Beyoncé? 167 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:09,312 You know this? 168 00:07:13,192 --> 00:07:14,452 That was all me. 169 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,021 So, please, if you have any questions, 170 00:07:25,074 --> 00:07:28,114 don't hesitate to reach out. We can't wait to meet... 171 00:07:28,164 --> 00:07:31,294 I'm sorry, what was your son's name again? 172 00:07:31,341 --> 00:07:32,991 Chadwick. 173 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,733 Chadwick Butler III.Oh. 174 00:07:36,781 --> 00:07:39,521 Well, tell Chadwick we're so excited. 175 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:42,437 Maybe now the drama department can finally do Hamilton. 176 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:48,794 Hmm? What are you doing? 177 00:07:48,837 --> 00:07:50,667 What?! You said you wanted diversity. 178 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,628 Me and Chadwick got your back. 179 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,455 I appreciate that, but they're gonna find out 180 00:07:56,497 --> 00:07:58,847 that you're not really a prospective parent.Oh, girl, please. 181 00:07:58,890 --> 00:08:00,720 Little Chadwick can get trapped in a well 182 00:08:00,762 --> 00:08:02,542 before the school year starts. Nobody'll ever find out. 183 00:08:04,243 --> 00:08:06,943 Excuse me, but are you Tina? 184 00:08:06,985 --> 00:08:09,725 We've heard so much about you and little Chadwick. 185 00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:10,721 Oh. 186 00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:11,592 Tina, these are two other members 187 00:08:11,642 --> 00:08:13,162 of our board of trustees. Oh. 188 00:08:13,209 --> 00:08:15,349 Pyper. Spelled with a "Y." 189 00:08:15,385 --> 00:08:17,565 Well, whywouldn't you?[both laughing] 190 00:08:18,910 --> 00:08:21,000 And this is Greer. 191 00:08:21,043 --> 00:08:22,653 Hi. [laughs] 192 00:08:22,697 --> 00:08:24,567 We heard that you're considering the school, and... 193 00:08:24,612 --> 00:08:26,832 And if you're looking for a mother's perspective, 194 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,055 we'd love to take you to lunch some time.Mm. 195 00:08:29,094 --> 00:08:30,224 Do you play tennis? 196 00:08:30,269 --> 00:08:31,709 Are you kidding? 197 00:08:31,749 --> 00:08:33,019 Serena is my goddaughter. 198 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,055 [gasps]Oh. 199 00:08:35,623 --> 00:08:38,323 What the...? 200 00:08:38,364 --> 00:08:41,234 Who is Dr. Allen Bancroft, M.D.? 201 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,370 I don't know. Why?He bid $500. 202 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,764 And he wrote the "D-R" and the "M.D." 203 00:08:49,114 --> 00:08:51,334 We get it, Allen, you're a doctor. 204 00:08:54,293 --> 00:08:55,683 Well, you gonna outbid him? 205 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:57,740 Of course I am. 206 00:08:57,775 --> 00:09:00,515 I'm not gonna let some fancy doctor think he can outbid me. 207 00:09:00,561 --> 00:09:03,041 $500.01. 208 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,530 Look, I'm gonna hit the bar. 209 00:09:07,568 --> 00:09:09,788 Stay here and make sure no one outbids me on this package. 210 00:09:09,831 --> 00:09:11,871 You got it. 211 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,230 Ooh, listen, baby, baby, I don't have time to explain. 212 00:09:14,270 --> 00:09:15,970 We're doing this for Gemma. 213 00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:17,881 We're rich, we're prospective parents, 214 00:09:17,926 --> 00:09:20,446 and I hang out with Beyoncé. 215 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:24,493 So, this must be Chadwick II. 216 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:27,761 Please. All my friends call me Wick. 217 00:09:27,805 --> 00:09:29,415 Oh. 218 00:09:29,459 --> 00:09:31,859 Well, at least Barack and Michelle do. 219 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,596 [laughter] 220 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,390 So, ready to slay some dragons, milord? 221 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:40,865 Okay. 222 00:09:40,905 --> 00:09:42,295 Where's the dragon? 223 00:09:42,341 --> 00:09:44,031 Marty's gonna be the dragon. 224 00:09:44,082 --> 00:09:46,862 What?! Why do I always got to be the dragon, man?! 225 00:09:46,911 --> 00:09:49,471 It's like cops and robbers all over again. 226 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:52,082 So, 227 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:55,834 since I'm Sir Grover, does that mean I'm in charge? 228 00:09:55,877 --> 00:09:58,267 Indeed. This is your castle, milord. 229 00:09:58,314 --> 00:10:00,664 Cool. 230 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,238 I'm gonna need it to be a lot bigger. 231 00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:05,665 Really? 'Cause I think it looks good... 232 00:10:05,713 --> 00:10:07,583 Sir Grover has spoken! 233 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,550 [laughter]I cannot believe 234 00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:13,328 you went to the royal wedding. 235 00:10:13,372 --> 00:10:16,112 You know, it was great until the queen got a little handsy 236 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,638 on the dance floor. 237 00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:19,901 Queen Elizabeth groped you?! 238 00:10:19,944 --> 00:10:22,814 No, he's talking about Elton John.Ooh. 239 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,260 [laughter] 240 00:10:25,297 --> 00:10:27,827 Excuse me? Tina, could I talk to you for a minute? 241 00:10:27,865 --> 00:10:29,645 Oh, sure. Wick, would you mind staying here 242 00:10:29,693 --> 00:10:31,123 to entertain our new friends? 243 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,433 But of course, darling.Oh. 244 00:10:34,742 --> 00:10:36,912 Now, ladies, please, 245 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,181 do any of you have a recommendation 246 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:41,794 for a veterinarian who can work on white tigers? 247 00:10:43,054 --> 00:10:44,184 What's up?I'm freaking out. 248 00:10:44,229 --> 00:10:46,149 Why? 249 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:47,758 Because I can't go up on that stage and tell 250 00:10:47,798 --> 00:10:49,888 this entire school that I'm gonna make it more diverse 251 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:52,581 if I can't actually do it. I feel like a fraud. 252 00:10:52,629 --> 00:10:54,159 Oh, don't worry about it. 253 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:56,286 They already think that you got me and Chadwick. 254 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,728 You look like you're killing it. 255 00:10:57,765 --> 00:10:59,155 But it's a lie. 256 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:01,201 Yeah, a lie that's gotten me invited 257 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:04,206 to three brunches, two happy hours, and a spa day. 258 00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,869 And for the record, I am now Tina with a "Y." Ah! 259 00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:10,383 Gemma, 260 00:11:10,429 --> 00:11:12,169 we're gonna start serving dinner in about ten minutes, 261 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:14,434 so maybe now is a good time to give your speech. 262 00:11:14,477 --> 00:11:17,007 Oh, I... well, I don't know. 263 00:11:17,045 --> 00:11:18,565 I mean, everyone's having so much fun. 264 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,041 Maybe I should just send them an e-mail. 265 00:11:20,091 --> 00:11:22,481 No. We're all dying to hear your ideas. 266 00:11:22,528 --> 00:11:25,748 I mean, you've already been so successful in your outreach. 267 00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:27,403 Get up there 268 00:11:27,446 --> 00:11:29,146 and tell us your secret. 269 00:11:29,187 --> 00:11:30,107 But then it wouldn't be a secret. 270 00:11:30,145 --> 00:11:33,625 Gemma.All right, I'm going. 271 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:36,290 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 272 00:11:36,325 --> 00:11:38,235 I'm Gemma Johnson, the new principal, 273 00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,673 and I just wanted to take a moment to share with you 274 00:11:40,721 --> 00:11:43,071 my vision for the future of Walcott Academy. 275 00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:46,204 As believers in progressive education, 276 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,988 you all know that one of our primary values 277 00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:52,383 is diversity among our students. 278 00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:57,953 But we all know that we haven't been able to make that happen. 279 00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,089 And I thought the solution 280 00:12:00,131 --> 00:12:02,041 was gonna be reaching out to the community, 281 00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,230 but clearly that hasn't worked. 282 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,096 I mean, I have gone to every school in the local community 283 00:12:07,138 --> 00:12:10,018 and we are still just as white as the actual Hamilton. 284 00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:16,328 But-but not because we're bad people. 285 00:12:16,365 --> 00:12:18,845 But because we tend to only surround ourselves 286 00:12:18,889 --> 00:12:20,289 with people just like us. 287 00:12:20,325 --> 00:12:22,585 Like some snooty club. 288 00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:25,802 Well, membership has its privileges. 289 00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:31,205 But that's not who you feel like you are. 290 00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:34,209 You feel like someone who has the answer to our problems, 291 00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:36,212 but when you tell people your answer, 292 00:12:36,254 --> 00:12:38,864 you find out you might actually be part of the problem. 293 00:12:38,909 --> 00:12:42,129 And then you don't know what to say. 294 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:48,043 I-I don't know what to say. 295 00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:51,578 [mouths] 296 00:12:52,923 --> 00:12:56,143 [coughs] Billy Joel. 297 00:12:56,187 --> 00:12:57,627 [coughs] 298 00:12:57,667 --> 00:12:59,887 You see... 299 00:13:01,627 --> 00:13:04,157 We didn't start the fire. 300 00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:11,416 It was always burning, since the world's been turning. 301 00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:18,035 But I believe we can change that, and... 302 00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:24,388 You may be right. I may be crazy. 303 00:13:24,433 --> 00:13:26,603 But I just may be the lunatic you're looking for. Thank you. 304 00:13:31,832 --> 00:13:35,962 Milord, lower your drawbridge so I may enter your castle. 305 00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:41,445 No, peasant! 306 00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:45,810 I told you, you're dragon bait. 307 00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:50,893 I believe I hear the flap of wings in the east. 308 00:13:50,938 --> 00:13:52,638 [roars] 309 00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:58,032 Sir Grover, the dragon approaches. 310 00:13:58,075 --> 00:13:59,515 Come help me slay it. 311 00:14:02,558 --> 00:14:03,648 You got this. 312 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:06,169 But you have the sword, Milord. 313 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:07,644 Use your imagination. 314 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:11,659 [shouts] 315 00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,657 [grunting] 316 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,930 [imitates heartbeat] 317 00:14:24,885 --> 00:14:29,145 Ha! Ha! 318 00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:32,153 Ha... 319 00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:34,246 Come on, man. 320 00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:36,675 I just blew fire all over you. You're supposed to die. 321 00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:38,942 [sighs] Fine, I'll die. 322 00:14:38,986 --> 00:14:40,596 [grunts] 323 00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:42,949 I'm dead. 324 00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:44,470 Die, foul beast! 325 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:45,683 [roars, shouts] 326 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,681 [straining] 327 00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,993 Ow! 328 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,180 Let me show you how it's done. 329 00:14:51,215 --> 00:14:52,525 [shouting] 330 00:14:57,178 --> 00:15:00,928 I was only evil because I was never loved. 331 00:15:04,054 --> 00:15:08,974 ♪ Amazing 332 00:15:09,016 --> 00:15:11,406 ♪ Grace 333 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:17,373 ♪ How sweet the sound 334 00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:21,675 ♪ That saved a wretch... 335 00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:24,464 Ow! Ow! 336 00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,949 [chokes] 337 00:15:27,599 --> 00:15:31,999 That was awesome! 338 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,829 You see? I told you this was gonna be fun. 339 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,567 Yeah, but now it's really past your bedtime, 340 00:15:36,608 --> 00:15:38,088 so we got to clean up. 341 00:15:38,132 --> 00:15:39,952 MALCOLM: Yeah.Actually, I'm pretty tired 342 00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:42,873 from slaying dragons. Good night. 343 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,319 Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa, hey. 344 00:15:44,355 --> 00:15:45,705 So we got to clean this mess... 345 00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:47,098 Silence, peasants!Wha... 346 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:52,922 You should've let him play on that iPad. 347 00:15:55,279 --> 00:15:57,369 [chuckles] You know, 348 00:15:57,412 --> 00:16:00,892 I'm gonna have my yacht guy give you a call, okay? 349 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,945 What the hell, Dave? 350 00:16:04,985 --> 00:16:06,945 Bancroft outbid me. 351 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,597 I thought you were supposed to be watching the sheet. 352 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,300 Ooh, I'm sorry. 353 00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:14,518 I was watching Gemma absolutely crush her speech. 354 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,779 Dave, forget about Gemma right now. 355 00:16:16,822 --> 00:16:20,082 You need to focus on what's important. 356 00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:22,570 And it's only a little bit of time left to bid on this thing. 357 00:16:22,611 --> 00:16:24,131 And I need to win this 358 00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:26,098 to let my brother Curtis know 359 00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:28,616 which of us is the real baller in the family, 360 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,930 you know? 361 00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,537 And to show my mother I love her. 362 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,317 Yeah. 363 00:16:34,362 --> 00:16:36,752 Okay. What do you want to do? 364 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:39,499 Well, first, I'm gonna write down my final bid. 365 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,231 "Chadwick Butler..." 366 00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:42,152 Don't ask. 367 00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:48,159 "A whole lot of money and one cent." 368 00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:50,242 Look, and then we need to make sure 369 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,631 that this Bancroft character doesn't come over here 370 00:16:51,683 --> 00:16:52,903 and bid again. 371 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,465 How you want to do that? 372 00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,992 Look, I got an idea. 373 00:16:56,036 --> 00:16:58,956 Hey, thank you so much. 374 00:16:58,995 --> 00:17:01,435 You're gonna eat this and you're gonna pretend to choke. 375 00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:05,046 Then Dr. Bancroft will have to come over here and save you. 376 00:17:05,088 --> 00:17:07,308 It's the law. 377 00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:11,181 Calvin, I am not gonna pretend to choke myself 378 00:17:11,225 --> 00:17:13,135 just so you can outdo your brother. 379 00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:14,793 You know, the two of you could really benefit 380 00:17:14,837 --> 00:17:17,097 from one of my conflict mediation sessions. 381 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,844 This is crazy. 382 00:17:18,884 --> 00:17:20,664 You know what's crazy, Dave? 383 00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:23,142 Is me walking around here pretending I'm rich. 384 00:17:23,193 --> 00:17:27,153 I am sick of people with money trying to make me seem small. 385 00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:30,157 I mean, Dr. Bancroft, my brother Curtis. 386 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,990 Look-- I work as hard as anybody else and I need this win, Dave. 387 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,430 [sighs] 388 00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:41,910 All right, Calvin. Choke me. 389 00:17:43,387 --> 00:17:44,647 Come on. 390 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:48,350 Hey, this man is choking! 391 00:17:48,392 --> 00:17:50,612 Is there a doctor in the house? 392 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,565 I believe, legally, you have to step forward. 393 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,354 Dave. 394 00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:56,838 Dave, you're putting it on a little thick. 395 00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:58,799 Okay? 396 00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:01,447 Are you choking-- are you choking for real? 397 00:18:01,492 --> 00:18:02,882 Come on, man. [grunts] 398 00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,718 Come on, Dave. Come on, buddy. 399 00:18:04,756 --> 00:18:07,066 Oh. 400 00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:08,627 Oh, Dave. 401 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:11,153 [moans] 402 00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:14,508 Is everything all right? I heard someone was choking. 403 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,159 Yeah, everything's fine. We're good. 404 00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,893 Okay, get some air in there.Good. 405 00:18:17,943 --> 00:18:19,773 Oh. 406 00:18:19,815 --> 00:18:22,515 Just in the nick of time. 407 00:18:22,557 --> 00:18:24,817 Congratulations, Dr. Bancroft. 408 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:26,473 Thank you. 409 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,490 Bancroft! 410 00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:42,706 There you are. 411 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,571 I've been looking all over for you. 412 00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,972 I've just been in here raking the Zen garden. 413 00:18:47,016 --> 00:18:49,716 It's supposed to help you achieve tranquility. 414 00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,068 Is it working? 415 00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:52,417 [cries]: Yes. 416 00:18:53,544 --> 00:18:55,114 Aw. 417 00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:57,245 Sweetie, it's okay.[groans] 418 00:18:57,287 --> 00:18:59,287 I'm so embarrassed. 419 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,943 I don't know what I was thinking. 420 00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:02,166 You don't have to be embarrassed. 421 00:19:02,205 --> 00:19:04,165 That Billy Joel thing worked. 422 00:19:04,207 --> 00:19:06,517 Apparently, he does for y'all what Stevie Wonder does for us. 423 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:10,830 I'm not talking about my speech. 424 00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:12,786 I'm talking about this school. 425 00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:14,214 What do you mean? 426 00:19:14,261 --> 00:19:16,741 I was so excited to show you this place. 427 00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:20,705 But now that I have, I realize how silly it all must seem. 428 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,225 Yeah, most schools I've been to keep their sandboxes outside. 429 00:19:24,271 --> 00:19:26,141 [chuckles] 430 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:28,056 Yeah, the janitors hate this room. 431 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,720 [chuckles] 432 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,715 Look, Gemma, I don't think you're silly. 433 00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:34,497 I think you're an idealist. 434 00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:35,712 And that's a good thing. 435 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,510 The world needs more dreamers. 436 00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:39,855 But dreams aren't real life. 437 00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:42,075 Not yet. But you can't make progress 438 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,114 without having a dream first. 439 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,120 I mean, look, Gemma, you've been here all of a few months, 440 00:19:46,162 --> 00:19:48,772 and you're just getting started. 441 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,427 Yeah, but now I'm not sure that it's even possible. 442 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:53,122 [sighs] Gemma, 443 00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:55,219 progress doesn't happen overnight, 444 00:19:55,258 --> 00:19:57,128 but dreams do. 445 00:19:57,173 --> 00:20:00,043 Tina, that's amazing. 446 00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,529 Thank you. 447 00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:02,879 Did you just make that up? 448 00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,228 Hell no. It's written on the wall over there. 449 00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:16,108 And now for the final prize of the evening, 450 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,288 the Oprah Super Soul Sunday package. 451 00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,546 And the winner is... 452 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:23,990 Chadwick Butler! 453 00:20:24,026 --> 00:20:25,506 [applause] 454 00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,769 What? 455 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,632 How'd that happen? 456 00:20:29,684 --> 00:20:31,684 I talked to Bancroft. 457 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:33,469 Turns out he's having marital problems, 458 00:20:33,514 --> 00:20:35,994 so I offered him some conflict mediation sessions 459 00:20:36,038 --> 00:20:38,568 if he withdrew his bid on the Oprah package. 460 00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,916 [chuckles] Dave, you did that for me? 461 00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:43,786 Well, I did it for us. 462 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:46,528 Us? What do you get out of it? 463 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,230 Say cheese. 464 00:20:54,839 --> 00:20:57,669 Captioning sponsored by CBS 465 00:20:57,712 --> 00:21:00,062 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org