1 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:08,941 Whoo!All right, man, 2 00:00:08,986 --> 00:00:10,246 make that one. 3 00:00:10,292 --> 00:00:12,382 Easy. What's the score again? 4 00:00:12,424 --> 00:00:16,214 You have letters H-O-R-S, and I have none. 5 00:00:19,997 --> 00:00:21,177 All right. 6 00:00:21,216 --> 00:00:23,086 I'm-a head home. You done, too? 7 00:00:23,131 --> 00:00:24,691 No, I'm-a hang around for a little bit. 8 00:00:24,741 --> 00:00:26,391 All right. Hit me up for one last shot. 9 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:27,438 Splash time. 10 00:00:35,491 --> 00:00:36,831 Hey, what's up, little man? 11 00:00:36,883 --> 00:00:38,103 Yo, what's up? 12 00:00:38,146 --> 00:00:39,236 Want to shoot around? 13 00:00:39,277 --> 00:00:40,277 Nah, man. 14 00:00:40,322 --> 00:00:42,272 But I do want those shoes. 15 00:00:44,239 --> 00:00:46,849 [chuckles]: Okay, well, put them on your Christmas list, 16 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:49,463 and maybe Santa Claus will you bring you some. 17 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:52,767 I don't believe in no Santa. 18 00:00:52,812 --> 00:00:55,592 But I do believe you're gonna give me those shoes. 19 00:00:59,297 --> 00:01:01,127 I'm not giving you my shoes. 20 00:01:01,169 --> 00:01:04,219 Plus, I outweigh you by a hundred pounds. 21 00:01:07,784 --> 00:01:10,484 Well, you're a little big-boned, so it's starting to even out. 22 00:01:13,268 --> 00:01:15,058 Now... 23 00:01:15,096 --> 00:01:16,536 you ready to give me those shoes? 24 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:18,355 [sighs] 25 00:01:18,403 --> 00:01:20,233 You know what? 26 00:01:20,275 --> 00:01:22,315 Fine. 27 00:01:23,191 --> 00:01:25,321 I can't believe this bunch of... 28 00:01:25,367 --> 00:01:27,757 Oh, my God, is that Santa Claus? 29 00:01:27,804 --> 00:01:30,064 ♪ 30 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:34,336 MAN [on TV]: Okay, it's time to turn up the intensity. 31 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:37,166 Squat down and up. 32 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:38,595 Work those glutes. 33 00:01:38,641 --> 00:01:40,591 Push that butt back. Push those... 34 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:43,683 Aw, come on, Calvin. You know, get up. 35 00:01:43,733 --> 00:01:46,253 You promised you would exercise with me.[chuckles] 36 00:01:46,301 --> 00:01:49,951 Believe you me, baby, you got my heart rate up plenty. 37 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,305 TINA: Oh, hey, Malcolm. 38 00:01:53,351 --> 00:01:55,221 You just getting back from the park with Dave? 39 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,046 Uh, yeah, yeah. 40 00:01:57,094 --> 00:01:58,704 If he ever beats you in basketball, 41 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:01,148 we're gonna have to put you up for adoption. 42 00:02:02,621 --> 00:02:04,531 Well, you don't have to worry about that. 43 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:06,330 So I'm-a go take a shower. 44 00:02:06,364 --> 00:02:09,144 Hold on, hold on. What happened to your shoes? 45 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:13,324 You know, I lost them. 46 00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:15,931 Don't tell me you lost them in a game to Dave. 47 00:02:15,982 --> 00:02:19,242 We're gonna have to lie about this as a family.Yeah. 48 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:21,730 All right, look, it's no big deal-- relax-- but... 49 00:02:21,771 --> 00:02:23,591 I just got robbed down at the park.CALVIN: Whoa, whoa. 50 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,382 What?!You got robbed? 51 00:02:25,427 --> 00:02:27,347 Look, guys, calm down. I'm fine. 52 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:29,255 Oh, my God, thank God you're okay. 53 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,740 Hey, it's cool, Ma. 54 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:32,220 Who did this, man? 55 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:33,960 Who attacked you? 56 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:35,220 Hey, look, it's no big deal. 57 00:02:35,263 --> 00:02:37,783 It was just some punks down at the park. 58 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:39,790 What you mean it's no big deal? 59 00:02:39,832 --> 00:02:42,222 We're Butlers, right? You mess with one of us, 60 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:44,490 you mess with allof us.That's right. 61 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:47,273 You know what, Tina? Where you keep my fighting shirt? 62 00:02:47,318 --> 00:02:49,148 No, hold on.'Cause I'll beat up this whole town. 63 00:02:49,190 --> 00:02:51,410 I know you will. I know you will.You know I will. 64 00:02:51,453 --> 00:02:54,413 Just relax, okay? There's no need to fight. I will take care of it. 65 00:02:54,456 --> 00:02:57,196 You will?Yeah. 'Cause-'cause-'cause I'm a Butler. 66 00:02:57,241 --> 00:02:59,241 That's right.A-And Butlers don't play. 67 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:00,287 Damn right. 68 00:03:00,331 --> 00:03:01,541 You damn right. Now... [growls] 69 00:03:01,593 --> 00:03:03,373 [growls] Yeah. Give it to me. [growls] 70 00:03:03,421 --> 00:03:04,851 [growls]Yeah! [growls] 71 00:03:04,901 --> 00:03:06,461 That's right. 72 00:03:07,469 --> 00:03:08,339 Was he messing with me? 73 00:03:10,428 --> 00:03:12,298 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 74 00:03:12,343 --> 00:03:13,643 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 75 00:03:20,569 --> 00:03:22,439 Thanks for helping us install these cameras. 76 00:03:22,484 --> 00:03:25,224 After what happened to Malcolm, we're gonna feel so much safer. 77 00:03:25,269 --> 00:03:27,709 Yeah, well, these babies are top of the line. 78 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,450 You can monitor them from your phone. 79 00:03:29,491 --> 00:03:31,791 They have night vision and zoom. 80 00:03:31,841 --> 00:03:34,401 You know... between this tool belt 81 00:03:34,452 --> 00:03:36,622 and all these new high-tech gadgets, 82 00:03:36,672 --> 00:03:39,412 I kind of feel like Batman. 83 00:03:39,457 --> 00:03:40,897 Really? 84 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:42,727 'Cause you look like one of the Village People. 85 00:03:44,854 --> 00:03:46,284 No, no. 86 00:03:46,334 --> 00:03:48,554 [deep voice]: I'm Batman. 87 00:03:50,468 --> 00:03:51,558 Dad. 88 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,260 Why are you wearing your fighting shirt? 89 00:03:55,299 --> 00:03:56,569 I'm going down to that park, 90 00:03:56,605 --> 00:03:58,305 and I'm-a find out who jacked Malcolm. 91 00:03:58,346 --> 00:03:59,696 Well, h-hold on. 92 00:03:59,738 --> 00:04:01,828 I'm-a come with you. I can help. 93 00:04:01,871 --> 00:04:03,431 How are yougonna help? 94 00:04:03,481 --> 00:04:05,651 Back home I was part of the Neighborhood Watch. 95 00:04:05,701 --> 00:04:08,351 Now, I don't want to brag, but... 96 00:04:08,399 --> 00:04:10,799 a couple years ago, I single-handedly caught 97 00:04:10,836 --> 00:04:13,446 the elusive Kalamazoo Basil Bandit. 98 00:04:13,491 --> 00:04:15,441 Spoiler alert: 99 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:16,883 it was a deer. 100 00:04:16,929 --> 00:04:19,069 What? 101 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:21,235 Spoiler alert: I don't care. 102 00:04:21,282 --> 00:04:22,582 Look, besides, 103 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,631 I don't need you-- I got Abe and Tommy. 104 00:04:24,676 --> 00:04:26,636 Who are they?A couple of real OGs 105 00:04:26,678 --> 00:04:28,678 that keep their ears to the streets. 106 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:31,244 OGs? They're a couple of old farts 107 00:04:31,292 --> 00:04:34,332 that play chess in the park all day. 108 00:04:34,382 --> 00:04:36,292 They also do tai chi. 109 00:04:37,472 --> 00:04:40,512 O-Okay, well, I-I'm-a, I'm-a come with you. Why? 110 00:04:40,562 --> 00:04:41,862 As backup. 111 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:43,691 Look, we're a couple of fathers 112 00:04:43,739 --> 00:04:46,049 who both want to keep this neighborhood safe. 113 00:04:46,089 --> 00:04:47,359 Also... 114 00:04:47,395 --> 00:04:48,655 [deep voice]: I'm Batman. 115 00:04:52,008 --> 00:04:53,268 Hey, are the cameras working? 116 00:04:53,314 --> 00:04:54,534 Mm-hmm.Yep. We can see everything 117 00:04:54,576 --> 00:04:55,706 right here on the TV. 118 00:04:55,751 --> 00:04:57,141 Oh, thank you, Marty. 119 00:04:57,187 --> 00:04:58,447 No, no problem. I love electronics. 120 00:04:58,493 --> 00:04:59,533 You know, I like to pretend like 121 00:04:59,581 --> 00:05:01,191 I'm the tech guy on a covert team 122 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,014 with a cool nickname like Virus 123 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:06,022 or... Firewall. 124 00:05:06,065 --> 00:05:08,375 How about Nerd Man? 125 00:05:09,895 --> 00:05:12,415 Okay, Captain Bed Wetter. 126 00:05:13,812 --> 00:05:15,242 That was our secret. 127 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:17,592 Hey, man, don't mess with Firewall. 128 00:05:17,642 --> 00:05:19,252 I won't. 129 00:05:19,296 --> 00:05:21,256 Mm, now I got to pee. 130 00:05:22,299 --> 00:05:24,649 So, now do you feel safer? 131 00:05:24,693 --> 00:05:26,433 Here, yeah. 132 00:05:26,477 --> 00:05:28,437 But I'm still worried about walking around the neighborhood 133 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:30,399 or taking Grover to the park. 134 00:05:30,438 --> 00:05:32,138 Oh, you should take a self-defense class. 135 00:05:32,178 --> 00:05:33,578 Oh, please. She doesn't need that. 136 00:05:33,615 --> 00:05:36,925 I got you. See, back in the '90s, 137 00:05:36,966 --> 00:05:38,536 when this area was a little rougher, 138 00:05:38,576 --> 00:05:41,146 I developed my own self-defense system. 139 00:05:41,187 --> 00:05:42,017 Oh, no. 140 00:05:43,189 --> 00:05:45,719 No, not "Tina kwon do" again. 141 00:05:45,757 --> 00:05:47,147 Please. You loved it. 142 00:05:47,193 --> 00:05:49,023 We used to train together all the time. 143 00:05:49,065 --> 00:05:50,375 We did not train together! 144 00:05:52,242 --> 00:05:53,852 I put on homemade protective gear, 145 00:05:53,896 --> 00:05:55,506 and you beat the crap out of me. 146 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:58,339 It was a bonding experience. 147 00:05:59,641 --> 00:06:01,991 See, I figured out a way to defend myself 148 00:06:02,034 --> 00:06:04,554 using things that I just had in my purse. 149 00:06:04,602 --> 00:06:05,602 Will you teach me? 150 00:06:05,647 --> 00:06:07,257 Of course I will. 151 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,821 Marty, suit up. 152 00:06:09,868 --> 00:06:12,568 No, no, Mama. I just ate. 153 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:15,440 Well, if you want, I could demonstrate without the pads. 154 00:06:15,483 --> 00:06:16,573 All right, fine. 155 00:06:16,614 --> 00:06:18,354 Okay. Oh, oh, and, uh, 156 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:22,709 wear a extra pillow, 'cause we're going hard. 157 00:06:22,751 --> 00:06:24,181 This is exciting. 158 00:06:24,230 --> 00:06:25,980 You know, I've never done anything like this before. 159 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:28,235 On that deer case, I worked solo. 160 00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:31,680 Must've been nice. 161 00:06:31,716 --> 00:06:33,716 Hey, hey, fellas. 162 00:06:33,762 --> 00:06:34,892 Calvin. 163 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,467 Ain't seen you down here in a minute. 164 00:06:37,505 --> 00:06:39,685 Hey, guys, I'm Calvin's friend Dave. 165 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,424 Didn't nobody ask who you were. 166 00:06:42,771 --> 00:06:45,201 And don't nobody care. 167 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,161 He's right, Dave. 168 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:48,780 They really don't. 169 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:52,471 Look, fellas, I don't know if you heard, 170 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:54,790 but Malcolm got mugged down here the other day. 171 00:06:54,826 --> 00:06:56,396 Yeah, we saw it. 172 00:06:56,437 --> 00:06:58,357 Check.You did? 173 00:06:58,395 --> 00:06:59,915 W-Well, who did it? 174 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,962 It was Jamaal and them. 175 00:07:03,487 --> 00:07:05,837 You mean those little kids over there? 176 00:07:05,881 --> 00:07:08,011 Are you kidding me? This is embarrassing. 177 00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:11,107 Malcolm got rolled by a bunch of little kids? 178 00:07:11,147 --> 00:07:13,497 Well, it looks like I'm-a have to go over there 179 00:07:13,541 --> 00:07:15,491 and teach those little kids a lesson. 180 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:18,503 I didn't even have to wear my fighting shirt. 181 00:07:18,546 --> 00:07:20,376 O-Okay, well... just, Calvin, 182 00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:22,507 don't do something you're gonna regret. 183 00:07:22,550 --> 00:07:24,510 Eh, it's too late for that, Dave. 184 00:07:24,552 --> 00:07:25,632 I already brought you. 185 00:07:26,728 --> 00:07:28,558 Yo, Jamaal! 186 00:07:32,908 --> 00:07:36,088 I can't believe those little kids jumped me like that. 187 00:07:36,128 --> 00:07:38,178 It was like watching a bunch of baby lions 188 00:07:38,217 --> 00:07:40,487 take down a wildebeest. 189 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:43,304 Where were you, anyway? You were supposed to have my back. 190 00:07:43,353 --> 00:07:44,653 Well, I was right there. 191 00:07:44,702 --> 00:07:46,872 I was offering them my shoes instead of yours. 192 00:07:46,922 --> 00:07:50,352 No one wants your Skechers, Dave. 193 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,493 I'm letting you know something-- this ain't over. 194 00:07:52,536 --> 00:07:54,926 We need to teach those little kids a lesson. 195 00:07:54,973 --> 00:07:58,103 'Cause around here, nobody messes with Calvin Butler. 196 00:07:58,150 --> 00:07:59,370 Aah! 197 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,542 [whimpering] 198 00:08:00,588 --> 00:08:02,458 I stepped on a acorn. 199 00:08:02,503 --> 00:08:03,853 Come-come over here. 200 00:08:03,895 --> 00:08:05,285 Give me your shoulder, your shoulder. 201 00:08:05,331 --> 00:08:06,591 Okay. All right. 202 00:08:14,123 --> 00:08:16,733 What the hell, son? 203 00:08:18,301 --> 00:08:20,081 How'd you let yourself get robbed 204 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:21,959 by a bunch of little kids? 205 00:08:23,567 --> 00:08:25,567 Why do you only got one shoe on? 206 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:28,133 Because I got robbed by a bunch of little kids! 207 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:32,091 But at least I fought back. 208 00:08:32,141 --> 00:08:34,531 Yeah, and look what it got you-- no shoes, just like me. 209 00:08:34,578 --> 00:08:36,278 Look... 210 00:08:36,319 --> 00:08:38,539 you might want to count again, Malcolm. 211 00:08:38,582 --> 00:08:39,882 I kept one. 212 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:42,550 I'm going over to Jamaal's house 213 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:44,636 and I'm giving his parents a piece of my mind. 214 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:47,595 Oh, no, no, please don't do that, Pop. That never works out. 215 00:08:47,635 --> 00:08:50,285 What are you talking about?Fifth grade basketball. 216 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,763 When I wasn't getting enough playing time, 217 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:53,903 you went and gave my coach "a piece of your mind." 218 00:08:53,945 --> 00:08:55,595 I ended up benched for the whole season. 219 00:08:55,643 --> 00:08:57,513 Well, that's 'cause Sister Mary Agnes 220 00:08:57,558 --> 00:08:59,518 couldn't see talent. 221 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:01,960 Look, Pop, when you go talk to people, 222 00:09:01,997 --> 00:09:05,397 it somehow always turns into a fight. 223 00:09:05,435 --> 00:09:07,045 Look, son, 224 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:10,099 sometimes a man hasto fight for his family. 225 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:13,965 See, you wouldn't know that because you don't have kids. 226 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:15,799 Trust me, Malcolm... 227 00:09:15,837 --> 00:09:18,057 this is what good parenting is. 228 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,060 Now, you might not see it now, 229 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:22,622 but I-I'm really trying to help this kid. 230 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,760 You know, the proof is in the pudding. 231 00:09:24,802 --> 00:09:26,102 I raised a son 232 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,841 with a good head on his shoulders. 233 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:30,722 Hey, thank you, Pop. [chuckles] 234 00:09:30,765 --> 00:09:32,285 I was talking about Marty. 235 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:38,554 Okay, so I'm-a show you how we protect ourselves 236 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:39,649 in the hood. 237 00:09:39,687 --> 00:09:41,387 Marty, get in here! 238 00:09:48,652 --> 00:09:50,212 Okay, so, 239 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:51,742 whenever I'm in the streets, 240 00:09:51,786 --> 00:09:54,876 I always carry three self-defense essentials. 241 00:09:56,312 --> 00:09:58,442 Weapon number one. 242 00:09:58,488 --> 00:10:00,278 A comb? 243 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:03,626 [laughs] It may look like a comb... 244 00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,887 because it is a comb, but... 245 00:10:07,715 --> 00:10:09,365 ...in the right hands, 246 00:10:09,412 --> 00:10:12,102 stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! 247 00:10:14,722 --> 00:10:16,672 See? 248 00:10:16,724 --> 00:10:18,894 I'm safer, and, bonus... 249 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:21,073 I look fresh. 250 00:10:21,119 --> 00:10:22,649 Eh? 251 00:10:22,686 --> 00:10:24,646 Marty, are you okay? 252 00:10:24,688 --> 00:10:26,958 Aw, he's fine. Okay, so... 253 00:10:26,995 --> 00:10:30,475 weapon number two. 254 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,920 Seasoning salt? 255 00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:34,916 Cheaper than pepper spray and really good on chicken. 256 00:10:36,395 --> 00:10:37,745 Close your eyes, baby.Huh? 257 00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:40,708 Shake! Shake, shake, shake, shake!Oh! 258 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,708 Aah! That burns! 259 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,710 It burns so bad.[chuckles] 260 00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:46,702 [screams] 261 00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:49,754 [sneezing] 262 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:54,324 Now, third and most lethal weapon. 263 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,940 A whiskey bag? 264 00:10:55,980 --> 00:10:58,250 Full of spare change.[coins jingling] 265 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,762 Now, to the untrained eye, you know, 266 00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:05,382 I'm just an alcoholic 267 00:11:05,424 --> 00:11:07,734 on my way to the Coinstar.Mm-hmm. 268 00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:11,035 But to the unsuspecting predator? 269 00:11:11,082 --> 00:11:12,992 Ka-ching! Ka-ching, ka-ching![grunting] 270 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,211 Ka-ching![groans] 271 00:11:21,745 --> 00:11:23,705 You ready to try? 272 00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:25,187 Uh, I think so. 273 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,797 Okay, girl. All right. 274 00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:29,837 So, you're walking down the street. 275 00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:38,327 Okay, and an assailant approaches you. 276 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,460 What do you do? 277 00:11:40,503 --> 00:11:43,723 Uh, I guess I would whack him a couple times here.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 278 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,640 And then maybe a... 279 00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:50,334 a tappity-tap-tap here. 280 00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,829 I'm so sorry, Marty. Are you okay? 281 00:11:53,864 --> 00:11:55,734 Honestly, anything's better than the salt. 282 00:11:55,779 --> 00:11:57,049 Oh. 283 00:11:57,085 --> 00:11:58,865 Come on, Gemma.Okay. 284 00:11:58,913 --> 00:12:01,693 This is street warfare, okay?Okay. 285 00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:05,042 Like, just imagine this man has stolen your purse! 286 00:12:06,964 --> 00:12:08,924 What do you do? 287 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,626 [grunts] 288 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,444 Now give me back my purse, please. 289 00:12:14,493 --> 00:12:15,793 "Please"?"Please"? 290 00:12:17,627 --> 00:12:19,417 Yeah, yeah, we... we got a lot of work to do, 291 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,675 or you gonna die. 292 00:12:21,849 --> 00:12:23,719 Thanks for asking me to come along 293 00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:25,244 to talk to Jamaal's parents. 294 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:27,287 I didn't ask you to come along. 295 00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:33,779 Okay, now, Calvin, remember, 296 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,607 we're talking about someone's child, 297 00:12:35,645 --> 00:12:39,125 so we need to be reasonable, keep our voices at an even tone, 298 00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,790 and, no matter what, never be aggressive. 299 00:12:44,654 --> 00:12:46,614 Come on out! I want to talk to you 300 00:12:46,656 --> 00:12:48,706 about your little punk-ass son! 301 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:53,490 Hey, check it out. 302 00:12:53,532 --> 00:12:55,832 Looks like Gramps got another shoe, huh? 303 00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,843 [chuckles] 304 00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,975 [chuckles]: "Gramps"? That's all you got? 305 00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:01,067 Boy, I'll kill you!Okay. 306 00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:02,805 Calvin, Calvin. 307 00:13:02,846 --> 00:13:04,716 He's a child. Calm down. 308 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:07,281 Yeah, man, you better listen to your nurse. 309 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,549 Hmm. 310 00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:11,812 You said that like it hurt my feelings. 311 00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:13,555 My aunt is a nurse. 312 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:18,075 Jamaal, where are your parents?They ain't here. 313 00:13:18,122 --> 00:13:19,942 Well, where are they?None of your business. 314 00:13:19,994 --> 00:13:21,774 Oh, I'll make it my business! You...Okay. 315 00:13:21,822 --> 00:13:23,302 Okay, Calvin.I want the door open. 316 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,345 [chuckles]: Careful, old man. You gonna hurt yourself. 317 00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:30,743 This was fun, but I'm gonna go back inside 318 00:13:30,787 --> 00:13:33,047 and watch TV. Night-night, Gramps. 319 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:36,004 And, nurse, make sure he takes his medicine. 320 00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:39,318 Yeah, well, joke's on you. 321 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,841 My aunt's saved hundreds of lives! 322 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:46,584 That kid is disrespectful. 323 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:49,069 That's because clearly his parents aren't around. 324 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:51,940 Which is why it's up to us to teach him a lesson. 325 00:13:53,984 --> 00:13:56,814 H-Hold on, b-by stealing his bike? 326 00:13:56,857 --> 00:14:00,207 It's called good parenting, Dave. 327 00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:01,731 Hey, Jamaal! 328 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,384 If you want your bike back, come find me! 329 00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,039 You getting on or what? 330 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,513 Well, just for the record, I do not approve 331 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,343 of this method of conflict resolution. 332 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,529 All right, how do you want to do this? 333 00:14:12,568 --> 00:14:14,048 What, do I grab a hold of your waist? 334 00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,481 Shoulders. Shoulders. 335 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,527 [bell dings] 336 00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:26,758 Listen, Gemma, I know that you are a sweetheart. 337 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:29,329 But this is not Kalamazoo! 338 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:30,847 Okay. Okay. 339 00:14:30,891 --> 00:14:32,151 Okay?!Okay. 340 00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:34,326 When someone comes after you, 341 00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:36,502 you got to go there.Yeah. 342 00:14:36,548 --> 00:14:38,078 I don't want to hurt Marty. 343 00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:39,115 Screw Marty! 344 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,510 Mama! 345 00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:43,643 He's not Marty. 346 00:14:43,686 --> 00:14:46,556 He is a bad guy, okay?Yeah. Okay. 347 00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:49,562 You need to channel your inner anger!Okay. 348 00:14:49,605 --> 00:14:52,865 [panting]What is it gonna take for you to release 349 00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:55,393 and unleash that inner beast 350 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,567 and go after this monster?Uh... 351 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:01,354 Uh, uh... 352 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,969 I guess if somebody was really trying to hurt Grover. 353 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:05,481 Good.Yeah. 354 00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:06,964 Use that, okay?Okay. 355 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:08,624 Okay.This sicko... 356 00:15:08,667 --> 00:15:10,457 GEMMA: Mm-hmm.Whoa, whoa. 357 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,195 ...is going after your kid.Yeah. 358 00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:15,676 What are you gonna do to protect your little boy?Yeah. 359 00:15:15,718 --> 00:15:18,808 Mama, I am yourlittle boy. 360 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,851 Not today, sicko! 361 00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:23,468 [grunting]Get him! 362 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:25,558 Don't hurt my little boy!Get him! 363 00:15:25,597 --> 00:15:29,607 [grunting]Yeah! Yeah! 364 00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:32,475 Yeah!Gemma, it's me, Marty! 365 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,647 [grunts] 366 00:15:38,349 --> 00:15:40,309 Cool! 367 00:15:40,351 --> 00:15:42,301 Mom knocked out Firewall. 368 00:15:46,053 --> 00:15:47,223 [Calvin chuckles] 369 00:15:47,271 --> 00:15:50,571 Like that. 370 00:15:52,059 --> 00:15:54,799 That's right. A bike for a shoe. 371 00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:57,584 [chuckles] Holla at ya boy. 372 00:15:57,629 --> 00:15:59,289 You stole his bike? 373 00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,897 That's right. Because I care. 374 00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:06,942 Look, the boy's got to learn that actions have consequences. 375 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:08,557 An eye for an eye. 376 00:16:08,597 --> 00:16:10,907 Yeah, well, Gandhi said, "An eye for an eye 377 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:12,387 makes the whole world blind." 378 00:16:12,427 --> 00:16:15,037 Well, Gandhi didn't wear $300 sneakers. 379 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:17,562 [knock on door] 380 00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,786 Look at you, Pop. 381 00:16:19,825 --> 00:16:23,745 Look who I found outside about to tag your truck. 382 00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:25,136 About to tag mytruck? 383 00:16:25,179 --> 00:16:27,789 Malcolm, go get some bail money. I'm going to jail. 384 00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:30,313 Whoa, no, no, no, no. No, Pop. No. No, stop. 385 00:16:30,358 --> 00:16:31,708 Calm down. Pop. 386 00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,410 Now, just let me talk to him for a minute. 387 00:16:35,450 --> 00:16:37,800 Fine. But after that, he's mine. 388 00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:40,013 Hey, you need backup? 389 00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:41,843 I've been on this case since the beginning. 390 00:16:41,891 --> 00:16:43,761 That was today, Dave. 391 00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,326 Yeah, I know. And look, we already caught the perp. 392 00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:47,634 [scoffs] 393 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:51,467 Man, here we go. 394 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:54,599 Now you're gonna give me a lecture on stealing, right?No. 395 00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,643 I wasn't gonna give you a lecture. 396 00:16:56,688 --> 00:16:58,608 I was gonna tell you I'll go in there 397 00:16:58,647 --> 00:16:59,607 and get your bike back. 398 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,218 What's the catch? 399 00:17:01,258 --> 00:17:02,868 Well, you got to listen to my lecture. 400 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,960 Jamaal, 401 00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,822 I know what it's like to be your age. 402 00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:10,353 You're trying to figure out how to be a man. 403 00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,618 But in this neighborhood... 404 00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:13,741 well, some people have a different idea 405 00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,272 of what that means. 406 00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,966 I know what it means. I ama man. 407 00:17:18,014 --> 00:17:19,584 Don't tell me what a man you are. 408 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,364 Your bicycle still has a bell on it. 409 00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:24,457 But, hey, 410 00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:26,109 Jamaal, that's a good thing. 411 00:17:26,153 --> 00:17:27,713 Because it means you still get to choose 412 00:17:27,763 --> 00:17:29,593 what kind of man you want to be. 413 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:32,504 Now, do you want to be a weak one or a strong one? 414 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,600 I was strong enough to take your shoes. 415 00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,909 Oh, you think so? Because the way I remember it, 416 00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,387 after half a block I stopped running, 417 00:17:40,428 --> 00:17:42,698 turned around, and gave you my shoes. 418 00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:45,304 That's 'cause you were afraid. 419 00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:47,736 [laughs] 420 00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:50,613 Jamaal, I am a grown man, and if I wanted to, 421 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:53,135 I could've beat the black off of you and your tiny crew. 422 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,573 But I didn't. 423 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,708 Because when I was your age, my father taught me 424 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,370 what makes a man truly strong is helping other people. 425 00:18:02,406 --> 00:18:04,196 You mean Gramps in there? 426 00:18:04,234 --> 00:18:06,804 [chuckles]: Yeah. 427 00:18:06,845 --> 00:18:10,765 I know his methods may seem a little old-school, 428 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:14,246 but my father is the strongest man that I know. 429 00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:16,288 [bell dinging] 430 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:21,905 I wonder what Malcolm's saying 431 00:18:21,947 --> 00:18:24,127 to that little thuglet out there. 432 00:18:26,169 --> 00:18:28,039 You know what? We can watch 'em 433 00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:29,864 on the security cam feed on my phone. 434 00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:34,304 Unless you think spying on them would be unethical. 435 00:18:34,351 --> 00:18:38,091 Dave, we stole a kid's bike. 436 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,318 Oh, that ship has sailed. 437 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,624 Jamaal, what my father taught me is that strength doesn't mean 438 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,627 being able to take things from other people. 439 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:50,419 It means being able to earn them for yourself. 440 00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:52,154 It means doing the right thing 441 00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,895 even when the wrong thing looks easier. 442 00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:56,636 And most important, 443 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,818 real strength doesn't come from pushing other people down. 444 00:18:59,855 --> 00:19:02,295 It comes from lifting 'em up. 445 00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,596 You give me some speech, 446 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,772 and it's supposed to change my life? 447 00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:09,738 Brother, I wish it could. 448 00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:12,128 But how about this? 449 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:13,732 I'll meet you at the park every Saturday. 450 00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,692 We shoot hoops and we talk 451 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,140 about whatever you want. 452 00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:21,047 That's it. Now, you show up if you like. 453 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,093 Maybe. 454 00:19:23,139 --> 00:19:26,059 All right, cool. Now, like I promised, 455 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,668 I'll go get your bike back. 456 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,720 That's not necessary, son. 457 00:19:31,756 --> 00:19:35,496 Looks like my plan to lure Jamaal over here 458 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:38,103 so that you could have a talk with him... 459 00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:39,764 has worked. 460 00:19:42,027 --> 00:19:44,207 You can have your bike back. 461 00:19:45,161 --> 00:19:47,381 Um, Dave, are you crying? 462 00:19:50,471 --> 00:19:53,691 It takes a strong man to show his emotions. 463 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,309 Oh, oh, no tears on the fighting shirt. 464 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:05,521 Come and get it, boy.Pop, come on, man. 465 00:20:05,573 --> 00:20:08,703 [whooping] 466 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,580 Gonna dunk on you. 467 00:20:10,621 --> 00:20:12,271 Yeah, right.You're getting ready to get punked right... 468 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,279 Man, just shoot... Aah! 469 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,890 Oh.[scoffs] 470 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:18,281 Look who's here. The kid showed up. 471 00:20:18,325 --> 00:20:19,625 Hey, what's up, little man?Hey, man. 472 00:20:19,674 --> 00:20:21,374 You know what, now we can play a little two-on-two. 473 00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:23,285 Yeah.Okay. 474 00:20:25,332 --> 00:20:28,292 All right, Malcolm and I are captains. I choose first. 475 00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:29,505 I'm just saying, I sunk my last three buckets. 476 00:20:29,553 --> 00:20:30,813 I'll take Jamaal. 477 00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:33,336 My man.All right, little man, 478 00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:35,813 you shoot for first.Got it. 479 00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:43,914 What? Not all black people play basketball. 480 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:47,359 Bet you wish you had chosen me, huh? 481 00:20:49,486 --> 00:20:51,706 Not at all. 482 00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,369 Captioning sponsored by CBS 483 00:20:58,016 --> 00:21:01,016 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org