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♪ Just a young gun
with a quick fuse... ♪
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Dave, look at
all these hipsters.
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Are we cool enough
to be here?
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Oh, yeah. Look,
you know, Gemma,
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some people need mustaches
and suspenders to feel cool.
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Some of us are
born with it.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, look,
it's Marty over there.
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Oh, cool.
Let's go say hi.
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Oh, no. I don't want
to go bother him
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when he's out
with his friends.
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[gasps]
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On second thought,
I don't want to be impolite.
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Hey, Marty!
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Oh, uh, wow. Okay,
this is a surprise.
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What are you guys doing here?
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We're just out
for a little date night fun.
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Marty,
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aren't you gonna
introduce us?
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Oh, uh, yeah, yeah,
of course.
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Uh, this is
Dave and Gemma.
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They live next door
to my parents.
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Hi.
Hi.
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And this is
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Chloe, my girlfriend.
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Girlfriend?!
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Inside voice, Gemma.
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[squeals]
Okay, give me the deets.
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How'd you guys meet?
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[chuckles]
We, uh, we were assigned
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on a project together at work.
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Aw.Oh, oh, so you're
a scientist as well?
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I better be, or that
satellite's coming down.
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[laughs]
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Well, it was great
bumping into you guys,
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but we were actually
just about to go.
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I'm gonna run to the ladies'
room before we leave.
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Ooh! Me, too.
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Girl talk.
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[Dave laughs]
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So, I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
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Yeah. Yeah.
[chuckles]
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You know who else
doesn't know?
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My parents.
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So could you just, uh,
keep that kind of quiet?
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Sure. But why wouldn't
you tell them?
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[chuckles]:
David.
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If my parents knew
I was dating a white girl,
they would flip out.
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There's an old saying
in the black community:
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"If she can't use your comb,
you don't bring her home."
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Okay, look,
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you know your parents
way better than I do,
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but don't you think
keeping it from them
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is only gonna make it
worse if they find out?
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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So... you're
gonna tell them?
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Oh, God, no.
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No. No, no, no.
[laughs]
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Uh, but youaren't gonna
tell them either, right?
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No. Your secret
is safe with me.
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What about Gemma?
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Oh, my God, I love her.
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You guys are gonna have
the cutest babies.
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Oh.
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Ready?Yeah.
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Bye, guys.
[chuckles]
Bye.
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I'll tell them tomorrow.
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Good.
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♪
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Uh, hey, guys.
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Oh, hey, baby. I didn't
know you were stopping by.
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I didn't know
men wore pink pants.
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Wearing pink doesn't
make you less of a man, Pop.
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Yeah, besides, Dad, they're
not pink, they're salmon.
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Yeah, that's not helping
your case, bro.
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Well, baby, what brings you by?
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Well, uh, there's something I
need to talk to you guys about.
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Oh, "need to talk"
is never good news.
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Either somebody pregnant
or he going to jail.
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Is everything all right, Marty?
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No, everything's fine.
In fact, everything's great.
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Oh.
Uh, I just wanted
to tell you guys
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that I have a girlfriend.
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You do?
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Has she seen those pants?
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Oh, that's wonderful, baby.
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You know what? I've been praying
that you find someone.
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Yeah, man, who is she?
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Well, her name is Chloe,
and I really like her.
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So why were you nervous
to tell us that?Yeah.
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Well, uh...
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let's just say I've been
playing in the snow lately.
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[laughs loudly]
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[sighs]
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What?What? What?
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I've been sprinkling
a lot of powdered sugar
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on my French toast.
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Well, you know,
you got to watch that,
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'cause we got a lot of diabetes
run in our family.
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You got to
be careful.
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No, no. Dad, listen, um,
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I set a trap in the woods
and I caught a polar bear.
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You're dating a white girl?
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[laughs] Yes!
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Well, who cares if she's white,
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as long as Marty
likes her, right?
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I'm just trying
to protect the boy, babe.
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You know how intolerant
people can be about color.
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Oh, like you and his pink pants?
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And besides, don't we have
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enough white people
around here now?
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I mean, with the Johnsons
and now this girl,
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it's starting to feel
like Connecticut.
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Well, I, for one,
want to meet her.
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So why don't you
invite her over tomorrow night
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for Sunday dinner?Oh, I don't know, Mom.
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You know, we've only been
dating for a couple months.
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It might be a bit too soon.
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[chuckles]: Oh, maybe
I didn't make myself clear.
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She's coming over
for Sunday dinner,
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and if you're free,
you're welcome to come, too.
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Wha...
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And give your girlfriend
her pants back.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I am so excited for
you to meet Chloe.
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Thank you for inviting us.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Maybe with you guys here,
Calvin will give her a chance.
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Why would us being
here matter?
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Well, next to Dave,
maybe she won't seem so white.
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[chuckles]
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[jazz music playing]Hey, DJ Calvin,
can I make a request?
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[exhales sharply]
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No, but I can
give you one.
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Go stand over there.
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Okay, look, I know
you're not happy
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with Marty's choice,
but at least he was brave enough
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to tell you the truth.
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The truth is, is when he
comes in here with Chloe,
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the white people
in my house
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are gonna outnumber
the black people.
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[laughs]:
Wait. What?
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It'll be four and four.
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You're so white,
I count you twice.
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Your dad seems
grumpier than usual.
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That's because Marty
is challenging him
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to expand his point of view.
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What does that mean?
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Well, that means, for the
first time in a long time,
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I'm the favorite son.
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Love you, boy.
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Uh, hey, guys. We're here.
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Hey, baby.
So glad you could make it.
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So, you must be Chloe.
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I am Marty's mother, Tina.
Nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you, too,
Mrs. Butler.
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Here. These are for you.
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[gasps] Flowers today,
grandbabies tomorrow!
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It's good to see you
again, Chloe.
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You remember my wife,
your bathroom bestie.
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[Tina chuckles]
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Oh.
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And this is my
father, Calvin.
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Hello.
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It's nice to meet you,
Mr. Butler.
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Marty's told me a lot about you.
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Really?Mm-hmm.
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He's only told us
one thing about you.
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Dad, come on.It's okay.
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He's being funny.
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Now I see where Marty
gets his sense of humor.
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Oh, wow!
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Look at this
vinyl collection.
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Oh, you like listening
to records?
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Yeah, they just sound
so much warmer.
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Ooh, hey, uh, just a piece of
advice: don't make any requests.
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So, Chloe,
where are you from?
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Here. Born and raised
in Los Angeles.
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Mm, let me guess.
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Bel Air?
Beverly Hills?
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Malibu?
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Echo Park, actually.
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Oh, that's near
Dodger Stadium.
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Yeah! Are you a fan?
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Oh, I've been going to games
since Tommy Lasorda was skinny.
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You know, my family
has season tickets.
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Maybe you can come to a game
with Marty and me sometime.
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Season tickets?
Wh-Where are the seats?
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Field level, first base side.
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Field level.
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I have been hit in the face
by a foul ball twice.
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[chuckles]
Well, all right!
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Aw, damn. There goes
my "favorite son" position.
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Maybe youshould get
a white girlfriend.
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Where should I sit?
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Why don't you sit here
next to me,
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just like we're gonna do
at those Dodger games.
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So, I guess we're all set.
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You good over there,
Grover and Malcolm?
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Yeah, Ma!
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I'm doing great.
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When you fall, you fall hard.
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Okay, so, before we eat,
I just want to thank everyone
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for being here,
especially you, Chloe.
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CALVIN: Oh, and since
you're our guest,
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why don't you go ahead
and lead us in grace.
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Never asked me
to say grace.
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Oh. Um...
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Uh, you know, Dad,
that-that's really nice of you,
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but I think it might be a lot
of pressure to put on Chloe.
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Maybe someone else should do it.
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Love to.
Okay, let's all hold hands.
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Dave. Dave.
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Aw, don't feel
any pressure.
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God doesn't need anything fancy.
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It's not that I feel
too much pressure.
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Uh, I just think it might
be more appropriate
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if someone else did it.
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Ooh, again, all over it.
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Okay...
Dave.
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Dave, Dave, Dave.
[mouthing]
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Well, why wouldn't it
be appropriate for you?
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Well, because I don't
believe in God.
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Mm-mm.
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I see.
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And just like Jesus,
I'm risen again.
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Food's delicious,
Mrs. Butler.
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Yeah, you know, Mom,
Chloe's quite a cook, too.
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Mm, she likes the Dodgers
andshe can burn?
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She'll be burning, all right.
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Uh, so, Chloe, what kind
of scientist are you?
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I'm an astrophysicist.
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I'd say it's not
rocket science, but...
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it's basically rocket science.
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[laughing loudly]
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Girl's funny, huh?
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I would like to hear
why you don't believe in God.
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Well, it's just that,
as a scientist,
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I have to go where
the facts lead me,
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and... there's no empirical
evidence of a higher power.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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That's an interesting opinion.
Don't you th...?
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Y-Yeah, it sure is.
Right, Dave?
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Absolutely.
Malcolm, what do you think?
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[laughs]:
Oh, I think it's great.
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So if you got some
empirical evidence,
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would you believe?Sure.
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Oh.But I don't think
there's ever gonna be
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any evidence of an old, bearded
man who lives in the sky,
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granting wishes like it's magic.
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"Like it's magic"?
254
00:10:21,946 --> 00:10:24,556
You know what's magical
is Tina's desserts.
255
00:10:24,601 --> 00:10:26,551
TINA:
You know, baby,
256
00:10:26,603 --> 00:10:28,253
I will go get it ready.
257
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:30,310
Marty, would you come help
me in the kitchen, please?
258
00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:31,956
You know,
Malcolm could...
259
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,440
TINA:
Marty!
260
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:41,060
That was going great till you
found out Chloe was a heathen.
261
00:10:42,358 --> 00:10:44,928
Martin Lawrence Butler.
262
00:10:46,449 --> 00:10:49,459
What are you doing with a girl
who doesn't believe in God?
263
00:10:49,495 --> 00:10:50,885
Just because she
doesn't believe in God
264
00:10:50,932 --> 00:10:52,362
doesn't mean
she's not a good person.
265
00:10:52,411 --> 00:10:53,711
I didn't say she wasn't.
266
00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:55,541
So you think she's
a good person?
267
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,728
Of course I don't!
She doesn't believe in God!
268
00:10:58,766 --> 00:11:01,156
How can you be
so judgmental?
269
00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,113
The Bible says, "Judge not,
lest you be judged.
270
00:11:03,161 --> 00:11:05,201
Oh, whoa. Don't you
throw scripture at me, boy.
271
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,210
I am your mother. And the Bible
says I can judge whoever I want.
272
00:11:08,253 --> 00:11:09,993
Tell me where it says that.
273
00:11:10,038 --> 00:11:11,738
First Corinthians, Second Tina.
274
00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:15,347
It's my favorite verse.
275
00:11:15,391 --> 00:11:17,081
See? I can't talk to you
when you're like this.
276
00:11:17,132 --> 00:11:18,872
No, no, where do you
think you're going?
277
00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:20,306
We're leaving.Oh, no.
278
00:11:20,352 --> 00:11:22,702
You're gonna stay here,
and you're gonna listen to me.
279
00:11:22,746 --> 00:11:25,056
Why, when you won't
listen to me?
280
00:11:25,096 --> 00:11:27,446
Fine. Leave.
281
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,930
She wouldn't like dessert
anyway; it's angel food cake!
282
00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:37,582
Hey, Calvin, are you
changing the oil again?
283
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,900
Yeah.
284
00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,246
Didn't you do that last week?
285
00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,065
Stop stalking me, Dave.
286
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,247
I already got enough on my plate
with this Tina thing.
287
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,241
Ooh. She's still upset
about Marty, huh?
288
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:51,073
Yeah. And now
she's upset with me.
289
00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:52,382
Why?
290
00:11:52,428 --> 00:11:56,438
Because she thinks
I should be mad, too.
291
00:11:56,475 --> 00:11:58,915
To be honest, I'm a little
surprised you're not.
292
00:11:58,956 --> 00:12:00,746
There's nothing to be mad at.
293
00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:03,224
The boy's just having fun.
They're just dating.
294
00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:07,185
But Tina act like they're
all at the altar already.
295
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:10,835
Well, you were upset when
you found out she was white.
296
00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:12,491
I've grown, Dave.
297
00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,280
I don't see black or white.
298
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,321
All I see is Dodger blue.
299
00:12:20,456 --> 00:12:22,546
Well, you know me.
300
00:12:22,588 --> 00:12:25,378
I don't like sticking my nose
in other people's business.
301
00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:30,336
But if you want,
I have some advice.
302
00:12:30,379 --> 00:12:33,559
Fine. Go ahead,
get it off your chest.
303
00:12:33,599 --> 00:12:36,909
Ooh. Give me a second.
I wasn't expecting that.
304
00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:39,161
Okay.
305
00:12:39,214 --> 00:12:41,344
I discovered something
years ago with Gemma
306
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,480
when we were watching
The Bachelor.
307
00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:45,822
I take it back.
I don't want to hear this.
308
00:12:45,873 --> 00:12:48,263
No, no, it's too late; train has
already left the station.
309
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:52,620
Now, Gemma was livid when
Ben picked Ashley over Trisha.
310
00:12:52,662 --> 00:12:58,012
Oh, she was yelling at the TV,
she was beating up pillows,
311
00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:02,549
and the more I tried to calm
her down, the madder she got.
312
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:05,845
Mad? Like I'm
getting right now?
313
00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:08,983
What I realized is that Gemma
didn't want to be calmed down,
314
00:13:09,026 --> 00:13:11,986
she wanted someone
to be mad withher.
315
00:13:12,029 --> 00:13:13,859
Okay. So what did you do?
316
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:15,291
Well, I went ballistic.
317
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,870
You know? I yelled,
I threw the remote,
318
00:13:18,906 --> 00:13:21,826
posted tirades
on all the Bachelorblogs.
319
00:13:23,214 --> 00:13:25,474
I was an animal.
320
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,601
How did any of that help?
321
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,913
Because once I started acting
more mad than her,
322
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:33,360
she felt like she needed
to calm medown,
323
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:37,058
which required
her to calm down.
324
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:40,318
And then, Calvin, we made love.
325
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,842
Okay.
326
00:13:41,885 --> 00:13:44,195
Keep me out of
your bedroom, Dave.
327
00:13:44,235 --> 00:13:47,065
Ooh. It was not in the bedroom.
328
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,281
I don't care if it was
in Dodger Stadium.
329
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:52,989
Keep it to yourself!
330
00:13:58,162 --> 00:13:59,722
Hey, baby.
331
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,162
Uh, I...
332
00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:02,909
I think those pillows are clean.
333
00:14:04,603 --> 00:14:07,083
Don't "baby" me.
Where you been?
334
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,433
Uh, I'll tell you
where I been.
335
00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:14,139
I been... I been
walking the streets,
336
00:14:14,178 --> 00:14:17,058
angry, thinking about
that Marty situation.
337
00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,094
[chuckles]:
Oh, really?
338
00:14:19,140 --> 00:14:22,060
So now you care,
Mr. Field Level Seats?
339
00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:23,629
Yeah. No, but
you're right, Tina.
340
00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:26,926
I got to admit, I was blinded
by the Dodger blue.
341
00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:30,584
But, uh, you know,
the more I think about it,
342
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:34,459
I couldn't have got upset,
'cause if I would've got mad,
343
00:14:34,503 --> 00:14:37,593
I would've had to unleash
the beast up in here,
you know what I mean?
344
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:39,596
Well, it's about
time, Calvin.
Yeah.
345
00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,078
And I'm mad, Tina.Uh-huh.
346
00:14:41,118 --> 00:14:43,778
I mean, I'm furious!Mm-hmm.
347
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,606
[shouting gibberish]That's right!
That's right!
348
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:48,605
Who does that boy think he is?!You're right, baby!
349
00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,517
You know what, I'm gonna
flip this couch right now!
350
00:14:50,562 --> 00:14:51,822
Wait, what?
351
00:14:51,868 --> 00:14:53,308
Baby, no, no, no, no.
352
00:14:53,348 --> 00:14:55,698
Whew! That couch a little heavy.
Let me start right here.
353
00:14:55,741 --> 00:14:57,001
[yells]
No!
354
00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:58,437
Oh, no, no! Calvin!
355
00:14:58,483 --> 00:14:59,833
Wait a minute.
Don't-don't-don't...
356
00:14:59,876 --> 00:15:01,576
I can't, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
357
00:15:01,617 --> 00:15:03,447
They done unleashed
the kraken up in here,
as far as I'm concerned!
358
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,628
Wait, wait, wait.[yelling wildly]
359
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:07,274
Don't. Wait.
Calvin, Calvin, Calvin!
360
00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:09,888
Wait a minute,
just calm down, calm down.
361
00:15:09,930 --> 00:15:12,460
It's gonna be okay.
I mean, we trippin'.You know what?
362
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:13,977
You-you don't know
what it's like.
363
00:15:14,021 --> 00:15:15,971
To have all this
pent-up anger.
I know, baby.
364
00:15:16,023 --> 00:15:17,713
You don't know
what to do with it.
365
00:15:17,763 --> 00:15:18,983
Oh! Ooh!Oh!
366
00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:22,026
Oh, see, baby?
Just, oh, just sit down.
367
00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:23,762
Sit down, sit down.
Come on, sit down.[groans] Yeah.
368
00:15:23,813 --> 00:15:25,333
Sit down.
[panting]:
Oh, man, I...
369
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,260
You got to forgive
me, girl, I...
370
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,165
I lost my mind
there for a second.
371
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,560
I know. I know.Yeah?
372
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:31,772
Kids'll make you do that.
373
00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:32,991
How you doing?Terrible.
374
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,310
You all right?I'm okay.
375
00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:35,565
I'm okay, baby.
376
00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:38,787
I think we both
need to relax.
Yeah.
377
00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:41,398
You know?I mean, you know, the
fact that we was...
378
00:15:41,439 --> 00:15:43,619
we was both upset
about the same thing...
379
00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:47,149
Same thing. It's our baby.
It's our baby.You know, you know...
380
00:15:47,184 --> 00:15:49,664
You know, but now, you
know, we're just chillin'.
381
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,848
Yeah, we chillin', baby.You know what
I mean? Yeah.
382
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:05,337
Calvin, why are you
touching my butt?
383
00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,336
Oh, babe, I just...
384
00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,378
I thought since we
weren't angry anymore,
385
00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:12,734
we'd just get back
to our lovin' selves.
386
00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,035
Hmm?
387
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:15,511
What?
388
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,920
Were you pretending to be mad
just to get you some?
389
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:21,565
What?! No!
390
00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:24,530
I cannot believe you.
Here I'm about to lose my baby,
391
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:26,489
and you're trying
to make another one?
392
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,058
Look, Tina...Oh, my God.
393
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:32,406
I was just trying to get you
to calm down, all right?Mm, mm.
394
00:16:32,447 --> 00:16:34,667
'Cause on The Bachelor,
Dave has said, what...What?
395
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,540
Basically what happens
on The Bachelor... Dave?
396
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,192
Oh, hell no!Oh, Tina...
397
00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:43,237
You-you-you...Tina, don't you...
Tina, you don't...
398
00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:45,544
You...
Come on, now,
you know...
399
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,210
You know, I'm not dealing
with this no more. What?
400
00:16:48,245 --> 00:16:50,765
Tina, you need to stop--
Come on, now, quit playing.
401
00:16:52,423 --> 00:16:53,853
[door closes]
402
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:55,733
Whew.
403
00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,944
That didn't go like I thought.
404
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,740
Whoa!
405
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,613
How did you get in here?
406
00:17:08,657 --> 00:17:10,097
Bobby pin.
407
00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:12,137
I wasn't always your mother.
408
00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,664
Sit down.
We need to talk.
409
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:17,798
If you're here to tell me
410
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,800
to break up with Chloe,
you're too late.
411
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:22,101
We already did.
412
00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:24,159
[mouthing]
413
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,470
Oh, baby, you okay?
414
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:33,116
Don't pretend like
you're not happy.
415
00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:36,990
I heard your bracelets jingling
while you were celebrating.
416
00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:42,122
Okay, fine. I'm happy.
417
00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,349
I was just worried about
you being with someone
418
00:17:44,388 --> 00:17:45,998
who doesn't believe in God.
419
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,782
What does it matter if she
doesn't as long as I do?
420
00:17:48,827 --> 00:17:51,877
[sighs]
So you do still believe in God?
421
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,397
Of course I do.
422
00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:55,961
[sighs]
But my relationship to
God is personal to me.
423
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,448
It doesn't have to be
the same as Chloe's,
424
00:17:57,488 --> 00:17:58,448
or yours.
425
00:17:58,489 --> 00:18:00,229
Listen, baby,
426
00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:03,974
I need you to understand me
right now.
427
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:07,366
Faith has been
so important in my life.
428
00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:11,151
I mean, it's gotten me
through my mother passing,
429
00:18:11,198 --> 00:18:15,288
it got me through raising
two black sons in Los Angeles,
430
00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:17,552
and more importantly,
431
00:18:17,595 --> 00:18:20,425
it's still getting me through
being married to your father.
432
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:24,818
Well, if Chloe wanted empirical
evidence of God, there it is.
433
00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:30,434
I just want to make sure that
you have the same foundation
434
00:18:30,478 --> 00:18:32,748
to build your life upon,
you know?
435
00:18:32,784 --> 00:18:34,084
Of course I do.
436
00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:35,434
What do you think
got me through
437
00:18:35,483 --> 00:18:37,783
being bullied in high school
for being a nerd?
438
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,403
What do you think got me
through four years of college
439
00:18:40,444 --> 00:18:41,964
and two years
of graduate school?
440
00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:44,011
What do you think
got me through being scared
441
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,976
when I moved out on my own?
442
00:18:46,015 --> 00:18:49,495
Marty, I'm just worried.
443
00:18:49,540 --> 00:18:51,760
You're my baby.
444
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,323
I know, Mama.
445
00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:57,631
But you raised me my whole life
to have faith.
446
00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:01,559
Now you need to have faith
that you did your job.
447
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,905
[laughs]
448
00:19:04,947 --> 00:19:06,737
Mm!
449
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:09,736
[sighs]
450
00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:12,128
So, what happened
with you and Chloe?
451
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,602
Ah. Well, we realized we
were better as friends.
452
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,913
Wait, wait, wait. So...
you weren't really that serious?
453
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:23,352
Well, why would you
bring her home?!
454
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,880
Because you made me!
455
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:26,223
Well, boy,
you're grown now.
456
00:19:26,273 --> 00:19:28,753
You got to learn
to start saying no to me.
457
00:19:40,548 --> 00:19:43,158
Calvin, you seem mad.
Are you okay?
458
00:19:43,203 --> 00:19:44,723
[sighs] No.
459
00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,819
Marty and Chloe broke up.
460
00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,038
Oh, no! Poor Marty.
461
00:19:49,078 --> 00:19:51,428
Marty? What about poor me?
462
00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:54,162
I just lost field level seats.
463
00:19:54,214 --> 00:19:55,994
Those come with a parking pass.
464
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,741
You know what, Calvin?
You're right.
465
00:19:59,784 --> 00:20:01,304
I liked that girl.
466
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,301
I thought they were
gonna have pretty babies!
467
00:20:03,353 --> 00:20:04,313
Okay...
468
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,004
Whoa, Gem-Gemma?
469
00:20:07,052 --> 00:20:09,182
You know, I just raked those.
470
00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:12,319
I can't help it, okay?
I'm-I'm livid!
471
00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:13,712
My blood is boiling!
472
00:20:15,322 --> 00:20:18,102
She broke our hearts!
That girl needs to know,
473
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,770
when you hurt a Butler,
you hurt a Johnson!
474
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,765
Okay, whoa, Gemma, calm down!
475
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:26,982
Don't tell me
to calm down, Calvin!
476
00:20:29,118 --> 00:20:31,908
Gemma, let it go.
There'll be other girls.
477
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:33,387
[sighs]
478
00:20:33,427 --> 00:20:34,737
Okay.
479
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,696
Okay, yeah.
Oh, you're right.
480
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:39,084
You're right.
I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
481
00:20:39,128 --> 00:20:41,828
Grover, come here.
Let's go inside. Sorry.
482
00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:44,084
[sighs]
483
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:45,433
Wow, Mom.
484
00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:47,392
You were really angry.
485
00:20:47,441 --> 00:20:50,091
No, sweetie, I was just
helping Mr. Calvin calm down.
486
00:20:50,139 --> 00:20:51,709
It's a little trick I use
487
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:54,969
when your dad freaks out
over The Bachelor.
488
00:20:59,104 --> 00:21:03,064
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