1 00:00:09,726 --> 00:00:12,250 Okay, we're almost there. 2 00:00:16,037 --> 00:00:17,734 Calvin, how you doing on your side? 3 00:00:17,777 --> 00:00:19,170 I'm good. 4 00:00:19,214 --> 00:00:21,042 Oh. 5 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,785 Whoa! What's that? 6 00:00:25,829 --> 00:00:27,091 I have no idea. 7 00:00:27,135 --> 00:00:28,832 It just got delivered from my Grandpa Ed. 8 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,573 Well, it's not complainingabout my cooking, 9 00:00:30,616 --> 00:00:32,662 so it can't beGrandma Jean. 10 00:00:32,705 --> 00:00:36,274 All right, well, Calvin,help me open this thing up.All right. 11 00:00:39,451 --> 00:00:41,540 Oh, my God! 12 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:44,717 Hey, cool! It's Rudolph! 13 00:00:45,718 --> 00:00:47,111 So, just to be clear, 14 00:00:47,155 --> 00:00:48,765 this is not your grandmother? 15 00:00:51,376 --> 00:00:53,335 I can't believe it. 16 00:00:53,378 --> 00:00:55,728 He gave me his moose head. 17 00:00:55,772 --> 00:00:57,556 Why would your grandfather send you that? 18 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,864 It looked so good in Michigan where I couldn't see it. 19 00:01:00,907 --> 00:01:03,475 He must've remembered how much I love this thing. You know, 20 00:01:03,519 --> 00:01:04,737 I was actually with him 21 00:01:04,781 --> 00:01:07,958 when he brought this magnificent beast down. 22 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:09,612 I didn't knowyou used to hunt. 23 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,657 Oh, I didn't. We were driving to mini golf, 24 00:01:11,701 --> 00:01:14,138 and he hit it on Route 43. 25 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:17,663 I know how you feel, buddy. 26 00:01:17,707 --> 00:01:20,927 I never saw Dave coming, either. 27 00:01:20,971 --> 00:01:22,886 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 28 00:01:22,929 --> 00:01:24,105 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 29 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,113 What's up, Dave? 30 00:01:32,156 --> 00:01:35,377 You taking your moose for a walk? 31 00:01:35,420 --> 00:01:37,248 Yeah, you know, I was gonna put it up, 32 00:01:37,292 --> 00:01:38,554 but Gemma and I talked it over 33 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:40,033 and agreed it should go in the garage. 34 00:01:40,077 --> 00:01:41,861 Oh. Well, I guess we know 35 00:01:41,905 --> 00:01:44,037 who wears the antlers in your house. 36 00:01:44,081 --> 00:01:45,865 What's that supposed to mean? 37 00:01:45,909 --> 00:01:52,263 It means you got run over worse than that moose did. 38 00:01:52,307 --> 00:01:54,178 You know, Gemma and I are equal partners. 39 00:01:54,222 --> 00:01:56,006 We make all of our decisions together. 40 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,922 Let me tell yousomething about marriage, Dave. 41 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:02,055 Someone always makesthe decisions. 42 00:02:02,099 --> 00:02:05,885 And if you don't knowwho that is, it ain't you. 43 00:02:05,929 --> 00:02:08,192 Come on. That is just another one 44 00:02:08,236 --> 00:02:11,108 of your old-fashioned relationship theories, 45 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:15,156 like how the husband can't be the little spoon. 46 00:02:16,244 --> 00:02:17,506 Trust me, Dave. 47 00:02:17,549 --> 00:02:18,898 Gemma's manipulating you. 48 00:02:18,942 --> 00:02:20,683 You watch. 49 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:23,120 The next time you makea decision, you'll see. 50 00:02:23,164 --> 00:02:25,731 She's callingall the shots. 51 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:27,298 That's where you're wrong. 52 00:02:27,342 --> 00:02:30,736 Being the little spoon was myidea. 53 00:02:32,390 --> 00:02:35,219 All I'm saying, if this were my moose head, 54 00:02:35,263 --> 00:02:37,961 it would be up on my wall right now 55 00:02:38,004 --> 00:02:40,181 no matter who didn't like it. 56 00:02:40,224 --> 00:02:41,704 Well, in that case, do you want it? 57 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,096 No, thank you. 58 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:45,751 If I wanted some big, goofy face in my living room, 59 00:02:45,795 --> 00:02:47,536 I'll invite you over. 60 00:02:52,236 --> 00:02:54,760 Oh, hey, babe.Hey. 61 00:02:54,804 --> 00:02:56,936 Junk. 62 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:58,764 Junk. 63 00:02:58,808 --> 00:03:00,940 "Save the children." 64 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:03,291 Junk. 65 00:03:03,334 --> 00:03:04,944 Oh. 66 00:03:04,988 --> 00:03:06,163 Oh.What? 67 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:08,296 Tina, our accountant finished our taxes. 68 00:03:08,339 --> 00:03:11,081 Ooh, ooh, ooh, are we getting a refund? 69 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,256 Hold-hold on now, 70 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,692 'cause this could go either way. 71 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:16,260 You're right. You're right.Come on, come on. 72 00:03:16,304 --> 00:03:19,220 Lord... 73 00:03:19,263 --> 00:03:24,050 everything we haveis because of you. 74 00:03:24,094 --> 00:03:27,532 So please don't make us shareany of it with the government. 75 00:03:29,317 --> 00:03:32,015 Amen. 76 00:03:32,058 --> 00:03:34,322 A-A-And, Lord, 77 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:35,497 you know I was just playing 78 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:39,283 about not saving the kids, right? 79 00:03:39,327 --> 00:03:40,850 Amen.Amen. 80 00:03:40,893 --> 00:03:42,068 Okay. All right. 81 00:03:42,112 --> 00:03:43,287 Ooh, baby, open it. 82 00:03:43,331 --> 00:03:45,289 Okay.Oh... 83 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,683 Oh... 84 00:03:47,726 --> 00:03:48,684 we gettin' a refund! 85 00:03:48,727 --> 00:03:50,903 Ha ha! 86 00:03:50,947 --> 00:03:51,991 Check it out, babe. 87 00:03:52,035 --> 00:03:54,255 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.Look at that. 88 00:03:54,298 --> 00:03:55,908 And it's even gota comma in it. 89 00:03:55,952 --> 00:03:58,563 You know what that means, right? 90 00:03:58,607 --> 00:04:00,391 You bet I do. 91 00:04:00,435 --> 00:04:03,829 BOTH: Money dance! Money dance! Money dance! 92 00:04:03,873 --> 00:04:05,701 Money dance!Money dance! 93 00:04:05,744 --> 00:04:08,530 Ah, oh! Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it. 94 00:04:08,573 --> 00:04:10,488 Get it, baby, get it.Get it, get it, get it, get it. 95 00:04:10,532 --> 00:04:12,273 Get it. Hey! 96 00:04:16,973 --> 00:04:18,714 You know, stuff like this is the reason 97 00:04:18,757 --> 00:04:21,325 I never have my friends come over. 98 00:04:21,369 --> 00:04:22,892 Don't hate, Malcolm. 99 00:04:22,935 --> 00:04:26,156 Your mom and I just found out we getting a fat tax refund. 100 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,288 Yeah, that's great, Pop. 101 00:04:27,331 --> 00:04:28,680 Maybe you can use some of that money 102 00:04:28,724 --> 00:04:30,465 for the therapy I'm gonna need after seeing this. 103 00:04:30,508 --> 00:04:33,598 Calvin, this is way morethan last year. 104 00:04:33,642 --> 00:04:35,078 What are we gonnaspend it on? 105 00:04:35,121 --> 00:04:36,906 It is a lot, babe. 106 00:04:36,949 --> 00:04:39,387 You know, maybe we can getthat thing that we talked about. 107 00:04:39,430 --> 00:04:41,345 Mm, you're right. Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:42,433 Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm. 109 00:04:42,477 --> 00:04:43,782 Oh, what y'all gonna get? 110 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,741 A massage chair.A trip to Italy. 111 00:04:48,787 --> 00:04:51,703 Calvin, I've wanted to go toItaly for years; you know that. 112 00:04:51,747 --> 00:04:54,445 Babe, a trip to Italy will be over in a week. 113 00:04:54,489 --> 00:04:57,927 I can eat spaghetti in my massage chair forever. 114 00:04:59,015 --> 00:05:01,104 I'm not gettinga massage chair. 115 00:05:01,147 --> 00:05:03,149 And I'm not going to Italy. 116 00:05:04,803 --> 00:05:06,805 I don't know why tax season gets such a bad rap. 117 00:05:06,849 --> 00:05:08,067 This is fun. 118 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:12,681 Oh, hey, honey.How was work? 119 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:14,465 Rough. 120 00:05:14,509 --> 00:05:16,554 I had to fire our Latin teacher. 121 00:05:16,598 --> 00:05:18,077 Really? Why? 122 00:05:18,121 --> 00:05:20,341 Turns out she doesn't speak Latin. 123 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:25,607 For the last six monthsshe's just been making up words. 124 00:05:27,609 --> 00:05:30,699 I'm exhausted. What do you say we order dinner in? 125 00:05:30,742 --> 00:05:31,743 Oh, yeah. What should we get? 126 00:05:31,787 --> 00:05:33,266 I don't care. You pick. 127 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,181 You know, Italian sounds good to me. 128 00:05:35,225 --> 00:05:37,053 Mm, perfect. 129 00:05:37,096 --> 00:05:38,576 Although, Chinese sounds good, too. 130 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,362 Okay, then let's do Chinese. 131 00:05:41,405 --> 00:05:43,494 Good choice, sweetie. 132 00:05:43,538 --> 00:05:45,191 Whatever makes you happy. 133 00:05:50,501 --> 00:05:51,981 So, you want to watch something tonight 134 00:05:52,024 --> 00:05:53,199 after Grover goes to bed? 135 00:05:53,243 --> 00:05:54,723 Oh, yeah, there's thisnew documentary 136 00:05:54,766 --> 00:05:56,202 that I really want to check out. 137 00:05:56,246 --> 00:05:58,727 Great. 138 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:02,339 Unless you're more in the mood for a romantic comedy. 139 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,214 Sure. 140 00:06:08,258 --> 00:06:09,825 Yay. Let's do that, then. 141 00:06:16,266 --> 00:06:17,398 Uh... 142 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:22,620 You know, summer's coming up, and, uh, 143 00:06:22,664 --> 00:06:25,318 we should really decide what camp to send Grover to. 144 00:06:25,362 --> 00:06:27,843 Good thinking. Is there one that you're leaning towards? 145 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,410 I don't know, is... 146 00:06:29,453 --> 00:06:31,368 is there one you're leaning towards? 147 00:06:33,196 --> 00:06:36,112 Honestly, I haven't had time to give it much thought. 148 00:06:36,155 --> 00:06:39,637 Well, I was thinking soccer camp. 149 00:06:39,681 --> 00:06:41,683 Then soccer camp it is. 150 00:06:47,602 --> 00:06:48,777 Really? 151 00:06:48,820 --> 00:06:50,431 Yeah. Totally. 152 00:06:50,474 --> 00:06:52,737 All right. 153 00:06:55,218 --> 00:06:58,395 Although maybe art camp would be fun. 154 00:07:00,658 --> 00:07:01,877 Terrific. 155 00:07:04,532 --> 00:07:06,055 Good choice, sweetie. 156 00:07:06,098 --> 00:07:08,579 I love it when you take control. 157 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,893 What's up, Pop? What's that? 158 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:20,722 It's a gift basket for your mother. 159 00:07:20,765 --> 00:07:24,116 It's my way of telling her we're going to Italy. 160 00:07:26,336 --> 00:07:29,252 All right, check you out, Pop,being a good husband, 161 00:07:29,295 --> 00:07:30,862 taking your wife on her trip. 162 00:07:30,906 --> 00:07:32,603 Oh, I'm a great husband.Yeah. 163 00:07:32,647 --> 00:07:33,952 But we ain't going nowhere. 164 00:07:36,477 --> 00:07:38,740 I'm getting my massage chair. 165 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:41,046 Wait, say what? 166 00:07:41,090 --> 00:07:42,831 It's simple. 167 00:07:42,874 --> 00:07:45,529 See, when she sees that I put what she wants 168 00:07:45,573 --> 00:07:47,400 above what I want, 169 00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:50,534 she'll feel way too guilty to accept the trip, 170 00:07:50,578 --> 00:07:53,058 and tell me to get my massage chair. 171 00:07:54,973 --> 00:07:59,108 It's like they say: guilty wife, happy life. 172 00:08:01,676 --> 00:08:04,287 Hey, who's that for? 173 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:07,246 Aha. This is for you. 174 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:10,119 It's my way of telling you that we are going to Italy. 175 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:11,555 The real one. 176 00:08:11,599 --> 00:08:13,383 Not the little one downtown. 177 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,342 Oh, my God, are...are you serious? 178 00:08:16,386 --> 00:08:17,735 Am I really going to Italy? 179 00:08:17,779 --> 00:08:19,520 Would I lie to you? 180 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:25,090 You and I are going to roam around Rome 181 00:08:25,134 --> 00:08:28,137 and get it on in Milan. 182 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,792 Well, baby, what aboutyour massage chair? 183 00:08:30,835 --> 00:08:33,795 Eh, you know, the more I thought about it, 184 00:08:33,838 --> 00:08:38,582 I just didn't feel right puttingwhat I want over what you want. 185 00:08:38,626 --> 00:08:40,366 No... 186 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:42,194 I'm just not that guy. 187 00:08:43,631 --> 00:08:45,284 Malcolm, can you believethis man?! 188 00:08:45,328 --> 00:08:46,329 No. 189 00:08:48,723 --> 00:08:50,768 Both of you need to stop. Okay? 190 00:08:50,812 --> 00:08:52,770 Especially you, Malcolm. 191 00:08:55,338 --> 00:08:59,037 Baby, you know what,this is so sweet of you, but... 192 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,822 I can't accept these. 193 00:09:00,865 --> 00:09:03,520 What? 194 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:05,566 Why ever would you say such a thing? 195 00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:10,179 Because if we went to Italy, 196 00:09:10,222 --> 00:09:11,963 the whole time,I'd feel guilty 197 00:09:12,007 --> 00:09:14,749 because you gave upwhat you wanted for me. 198 00:09:16,664 --> 00:09:18,840 Do you think you canreturn the tickets? 199 00:09:18,883 --> 00:09:22,931 I don't know, babe, uh... Oh, yeah. 200 00:09:22,974 --> 00:09:25,586 Look at there. Looks like I didget the refundable ones, so... 201 00:09:25,629 --> 00:09:28,197 Oh. Great. Great. 202 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,546 And, baby, you know what? 203 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:31,504 I want you to take that money, 204 00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:33,942 and you get yourselfthat massage chair. 205 00:09:33,985 --> 00:09:35,204 Massage chair?Yeah. 206 00:09:35,247 --> 00:09:38,773 What? Oh, that. No. 207 00:09:40,252 --> 00:09:42,341 Yes. Yes! Yes. 208 00:09:42,385 --> 00:09:46,215 That. Because you deserve it. 209 00:09:56,617 --> 00:10:00,011 Well, Pop, I hope you're proud of yourself. 210 00:10:00,055 --> 00:10:01,360 I am. 211 00:10:03,362 --> 00:10:05,669 Because the gift basket is refundable, too. 212 00:10:09,891 --> 00:10:11,588 Hey, sweetie, we're-- 213 00:10:11,632 --> 00:10:14,417 Holy moly! That's the moose head. 214 00:10:16,593 --> 00:10:19,291 Oh, hey, guys. What do you think? 215 00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:21,903 I think it's awesome. 216 00:10:21,946 --> 00:10:25,123 We have something dead on our wall. 217 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:27,822 Ha. You got that right, bud. And more good news. 218 00:10:27,865 --> 00:10:30,128 We're having Italian for dinner. 219 00:10:37,266 --> 00:10:39,094 And you knowwhat the best part is? 220 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,661 No matter where you are, 221 00:10:40,704 --> 00:10:42,663 it always feelslike he's looking at you. 222 00:10:43,881 --> 00:10:45,840 Sweetie, 223 00:10:45,883 --> 00:10:47,232 could I talk to Dadfor a minute? 224 00:10:47,276 --> 00:10:48,886 Can I have ice cream while you talk? 225 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:50,845 Sure.Take your time. 226 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:54,544 Dave, what the hell is going on? 227 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:57,416 I thought we decided that the moose was going in the garage. 228 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,418 You know,here's the truth. 229 00:10:59,462 --> 00:11:01,551 Last night, I realizedsomething about the way 230 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,640 that you and Imake all of our decisions. 231 00:11:03,684 --> 00:11:04,946 What's that?Well... 232 00:11:04,989 --> 00:11:07,557 that you make all of our decisions. 233 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,777 What are you talking about? 234 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:12,388 Look, I-I don't know if you're conscious of this or not, 235 00:11:12,431 --> 00:11:14,129 but when you want something, 236 00:11:14,172 --> 00:11:15,870 you can be a little... 237 00:11:15,913 --> 00:11:17,959 manipulative. 238 00:11:18,002 --> 00:11:19,743 Oh, come on. 239 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:21,266 I don't think you mean that. 240 00:11:22,311 --> 00:11:24,226 You just did it right there! 241 00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:28,317 Okay, if I'm so "manipulative," 242 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,754 then why do I always ask you for your opinion? 243 00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:31,973 I honestly don't know. 244 00:11:33,888 --> 00:11:35,454 But think about it. 245 00:11:35,498 --> 00:11:37,718 You know, whether it'swhat's for dinner 246 00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:39,371 or Grover's summer camp, 247 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,112 you ask me what I want 248 00:11:41,156 --> 00:11:44,028 and then you pickwhatever you wanted all along. 249 00:11:44,072 --> 00:11:45,638 Dave, you're being ridiculous. 250 00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:46,814 Maybe I am. 251 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:48,772 But you know what? 252 00:11:49,817 --> 00:11:52,733 I like the moose head. 253 00:11:52,776 --> 00:11:56,345 And since you care so much about myopinion, 254 00:11:56,388 --> 00:11:58,173 I say it stays. 255 00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:01,263 Oh. Look at that. 256 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,612 That's our Italian. 257 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,964 Ooh, yeah. 258 00:12:07,008 --> 00:12:08,270 That's right. 259 00:12:08,313 --> 00:12:10,707 Get on up in there. Don't be shy. 260 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,451 Let's see if we can take it up a level with, uh... 261 00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:18,497 Ooh, vibration. 262 00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:24,460 Man, you're stillin that thing? 263 00:12:24,503 --> 00:12:25,548 Hell yeah. 264 00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:28,943 The only downside is 265 00:12:28,986 --> 00:12:32,163 I'm vibrating so hard, I see two of you. 266 00:12:32,207 --> 00:12:35,166 Well, I can't believe you're okay fooling Mom like this. 267 00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,994 What kind of a husband does that? 268 00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:39,083 A good one. 269 00:12:39,127 --> 00:12:40,519 You know, 270 00:12:40,563 --> 00:12:42,173 not every man cares enough 271 00:12:42,217 --> 00:12:44,480 to trick his wife into being happy. 272 00:12:45,786 --> 00:12:49,093 Okay, well,I will see you guys later. 273 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,355 All right. Where you going? 274 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:52,531 Well, I'm gonna pop over to see Gemma, 275 00:12:52,575 --> 00:12:53,750 then head to the market. 276 00:12:53,794 --> 00:12:56,405 I am making you a special dinner tonight. 277 00:12:56,448 --> 00:12:57,580 What's the occasion? 278 00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:58,842 You are. 279 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:02,280 You know,you giving up your massage chair 280 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,021 just to make me happy just reminded me 281 00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:06,589 of how lucky I am to have a husband like you. 282 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:11,202 Oh. 283 00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:14,075 Wow, Pop. 284 00:13:14,118 --> 00:13:16,817 Look how selflessMom is being. 285 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,601 She must've learned that from you. 286 00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:21,212 I'll see you later. 287 00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:27,175 How you feel now? 288 00:13:27,218 --> 00:13:28,611 Terrible. 289 00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:30,874 I'm sitting in a massage chair. 290 00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,920 I'm getting a special dinner. 291 00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:35,400 My wife loves me. 292 00:13:36,706 --> 00:13:38,708 Why does everything happen to me? 293 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:42,668 Hey, Tina.Hey, girl. 294 00:13:42,712 --> 00:13:44,061 I just stopped by to-- 295 00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,411 Damn, Gemma! 296 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,285 Why is there a cow on your wall? 297 00:13:51,982 --> 00:13:53,462 Dave insisted on putting it up. 298 00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:55,116 If there was any room next to it, 299 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,639 I'd put his head up there. 300 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,163 Well, if you hate it so much, 301 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:00,861 then tell him to take it down. 302 00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:04,821 I did, and he accused me of being manipulative. 303 00:14:04,865 --> 00:14:05,996 Oh, wow. 304 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,042 So he figured it out. 305 00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,610 Figured what out? 306 00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:13,743 That you manipulate him sometimes. 307 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:14,918 I do not. 308 00:14:14,962 --> 00:14:16,180 It's okay, Gemma. 309 00:14:16,224 --> 00:14:17,703 All good wives do. 310 00:14:17,747 --> 00:14:20,881 It's how we let our husbands think they're in charge. 311 00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:23,579 You know what they say-- 312 00:14:23,622 --> 00:14:25,798 sneaky wife, happy life. 313 00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:28,149 That's ridiculous. 314 00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:29,541 No, it's not. 315 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,935 In fact, I am manipulating Calvin 316 00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,589 right now. 317 00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:34,938 You are? 318 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:37,723 Yeah. He tried to be slick with our tax refund, 319 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:40,857 but I saw his ass coming. 320 00:14:40,901 --> 00:14:43,251 Right now, he's in his brand-new massage chair 321 00:14:43,294 --> 00:14:45,035 feeling like the worst husband ever. 322 00:14:45,079 --> 00:14:47,037 And the only thing that's gonna make him feel better 323 00:14:47,081 --> 00:14:48,256 is taking me to Italy. 324 00:14:48,299 --> 00:14:49,997 Home of Pinocchio, 325 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:52,738 another puppet who thought he was a real boy. 326 00:14:52,782 --> 00:14:56,090 Tina,that's terrible.Mm. 327 00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:58,962 Do you think it would work for me? 328 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:01,965 Nah. At this point, there's only one thing you can do. 329 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,794 You got to find something that he hates just as much 330 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,318 as you hate that stupid thing. 331 00:15:07,362 --> 00:15:09,973 Well, there is one thing he absolutely hates 332 00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,193 more than anything in the world. 333 00:15:12,236 --> 00:15:13,368 See? There you go. 334 00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,457 Now you're thinking like a good wife. 335 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:21,680 :Just put that over there. 336 00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:25,641 Hey, what are you guys doing? 337 00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:28,035 Pop had a change of heart. 338 00:15:29,688 --> 00:15:32,691 Yeah, I'm returning the chair. 339 00:15:32,735 --> 00:15:34,737 What?! 340 00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:38,523 I changed my mind, babe. I'm taking you to Italy. 341 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,265 Oh... Whoa, whoa. 342 00:15:41,309 --> 00:15:45,182 : Now, t-this is comingout of left field. 343 00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:48,142 You know, I just couldn't accept this chair 344 00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:51,493 knowing that you gave up what you wanted for me. 345 00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:54,017 Aw. 346 00:15:54,061 --> 00:15:57,586 Baby, I don't, I don't think you should be doing this. 347 00:15:57,629 --> 00:16:00,328 Tina, I'm in charge here. 348 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,029 And we are going to Italy. 349 00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:08,075 Okay. 350 00:16:08,118 --> 00:16:10,033 Uh-huh. 351 00:16:10,077 --> 00:16:12,470 You know I love a man who's in control. 352 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:14,472 Mm-hmm. 353 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,258 Ooh! Oh, I am so excited. 354 00:16:17,301 --> 00:16:20,348 I'm-a put these groceries away and then book that hotel. 355 00:16:20,391 --> 00:16:21,784 I mean, look at hotels. 356 00:16:26,789 --> 00:16:29,748 That's a good woman right there, boy. 357 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:44,850 Gemma! 358 00:16:46,113 --> 00:16:47,288 Hey, sweetie, what's up? 359 00:16:47,331 --> 00:16:49,203 What is your aunt's creepy doll collection 360 00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:50,421 doing down here? 361 00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,423 Well, I was up in the attic 362 00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:54,425 and I came across themand I thought, 363 00:16:54,469 --> 00:16:56,819 "These would look great in the living room," you know? 364 00:16:58,342 --> 00:17:00,083 You know that these dolls freak me out. 365 00:17:00,127 --> 00:17:01,737 Are you honestly gonna tell me that at least half of them 366 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,086 didn't kill their owners? 367 00:17:03,130 --> 00:17:05,088 Well, they're not going anywhere 368 00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,872 until you takethat thing down. 369 00:17:06,916 --> 00:17:10,093 Okay, all right. Nice try, Gemma. 370 00:17:10,137 --> 00:17:13,662 But it's not gonna work, becauseyou made a classic mistake. 371 00:17:13,705 --> 00:17:15,664 What?You brought dolls 372 00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:18,058 to a moose fight. 373 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:23,498 If you think I made a mistake,you must have forgotten about... 374 00:17:24,499 --> 00:17:27,067 ...Eleanor. 375 00:17:27,110 --> 00:17:29,504 Eleanor. 376 00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:33,073 I'd be careful what you say in front of her, Dave. 377 00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:36,511 You know how mad she gets. 378 00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:38,861 Gemma, I'm serious. I'm not afraid to hit a doll. 379 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:43,996 DOLL : Whee, let's play! 380 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,520 No! 381 00:17:48,653 --> 00:17:50,481 Uh-oh, Dave. 382 00:17:50,525 --> 00:17:52,875 You hurt Eleanor's friend. 383 00:17:52,918 --> 00:17:55,530 You better keep an eye out. 384 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,532 Just like she does. 385 00:17:57,575 --> 00:18:00,012 Gemma, I'm not takingthat moose head down. 386 00:18:00,056 --> 00:18:01,623 What was that? Oh. 387 00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:03,842 Well, Eleanor told me she's afraid of it, 388 00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:08,108 so she's gonna have to sleep with us. 389 00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:15,898 Fine! 390 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:19,206 Fine! I'll takethe moose head down. 391 00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,208 Thank you. 392 00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:23,862 Yeah, but just so you know,I'm n-- I'm not making this up. 393 00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:26,256 You make all the decisions for us. 394 00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,866 That is not true. 395 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:30,826 Yes, it is. Name one decision that I've made around here. 396 00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,828 You picked the TV. 397 00:18:32,871 --> 00:18:34,830 Nope. I wanted a bigger screen. 398 00:18:34,873 --> 00:18:37,049 Okay. You picked the couch. 399 00:18:37,093 --> 00:18:38,399 No, I wanted leather. 400 00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:41,141 You said that I could sit on my baseball glove. 401 00:18:42,881 --> 00:18:43,926 Okay, well, 402 00:18:43,969 --> 00:18:45,232 what about this tacky lamp? 403 00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:46,668 You must have picked that. 404 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,757 That was a wedding gift from your mother. 405 00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,328 I actually kind of like it. 406 00:18:54,371 --> 00:18:55,938 Oh, my God. 407 00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:59,159 Do I really make all the decisions for us? 408 00:18:59,202 --> 00:19:01,639 Sometimes I wonder if I even picked little spoon. 409 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,123 Oh, sweetie. 410 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:10,648 I had no ideaI was doing that to you. 411 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,433 I am so sorry. 412 00:19:12,476 --> 00:19:16,045 It-It's okay, I-I didn't realize you were, either. 413 00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,656 That's how good you are. 414 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:22,138 Okay, well, now that I know, I promise 415 00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,532 to do a better job of listening to you. 416 00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:26,142 Thank you. 417 00:19:26,186 --> 00:19:29,363 And you promise not to put anymore severed heads on our wall? 418 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,585 I'll try. 419 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:38,937 Okay, I'll put the dolls away. 420 00:19:38,981 --> 00:19:42,245 All right. I'm gonna start taking down this moose head. 421 00:19:42,289 --> 00:19:44,682 Or, there is something else we could do. 422 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,772 What's that?We could go upstairsand have sex. 423 00:19:47,816 --> 00:19:49,687 Like I said, you always know best. 424 00:19:56,564 --> 00:19:58,740 Hey. Be gentle with her. 425 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,176 And don't worry, girl. 426 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:04,528 No matter how far they take you,I will find you. 427 00:20:06,313 --> 00:20:07,966 Hey, Calvin. 428 00:20:08,010 --> 00:20:09,533 Getting rid of the chair, huh? 429 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:12,710 Yeah. Tina didn'twant me to, but, uh, 430 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,321 I'm the man of the house. 431 00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:17,976 I'm the one who makes our decisions. 432 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:21,806 Looks like Gemma finally madeyou take down your moose. 433 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:24,026 No. I decided to do it. 434 00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,985 After all, I'm the man of the house, too. 435 00:20:27,029 --> 00:20:28,770 Well, good for you. 436 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:32,513 ELEANOR: Peekaboo. I see you. 437 00:20:32,556 --> 00:20:34,297 What's that? 438 00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:43,306 :It's Eleanor. 439 00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:46,266 Dave, it's just a dumb doll. 440 00:20:46,309 --> 00:20:47,658 Why are you so scared? 441 00:20:47,702 --> 00:20:51,314 Because I locked herin the attic 30 minutes ago. 442 00:20:51,358 --> 00:20:53,229 ELEANOR: Hi, Calvin. 443 00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:55,057 Do you like to play? 444 00:20:56,928 --> 00:20:58,452 Oh, hell no. That's the devil's toy! 445 00:20:58,495 --> 00:21:00,192 Go! Go, Dave!