1 00:00:13,121 --> 00:00:14,905 Hey, Tina. How's it going? 2 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,211 Don't ask. 3 00:00:16,254 --> 00:00:18,343 Uh-oh. Is that a "don't ask don't ask" 4 00:00:18,387 --> 00:00:20,389 or a "don't ask please ask"? 5 00:00:20,432 --> 00:00:21,520 Actually, I don't know why I'm asking, 6 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:23,870 'cause either way I'm gonna ask. 7 00:00:23,914 --> 00:00:26,395 I just haven't been feeling right lately, 8 00:00:26,438 --> 00:00:28,875 so I went to the doctor, and... 9 00:00:28,919 --> 00:00:31,182 he told me I'm starting menopause. 10 00:00:31,226 --> 00:00:32,444 What?! 11 00:00:32,488 --> 00:00:35,317 You seem way too young for menopause. 12 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,406 Don't let thishigh-sittin' booty fool you. 13 00:00:38,668 --> 00:00:41,888 It is holding onto my lower back for dear life. 14 00:00:41,932 --> 00:00:45,805 Tina Butler, don't you talk about your booty that way. 15 00:00:45,849 --> 00:00:48,504 Your booty is my booty's personal hero. 16 00:00:49,548 --> 00:00:50,984 Face it, Gemma, 17 00:00:51,028 --> 00:00:53,422 I'm turning into an old lady. 18 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:55,511 If I try to drop itlike it's hot now, 19 00:00:55,554 --> 00:00:57,426 I might not be ableto pick it up. 20 00:00:58,514 --> 00:00:59,950 That's ridiculous. 21 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,473 You don't understand. 22 00:01:01,517 --> 00:01:03,954 From here on out,it's all downhill. 23 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,913 My health is gonna fail, my memory is gonna go, 24 00:01:06,957 --> 00:01:11,353 and worst of all, I might start looking my age! 25 00:01:12,397 --> 00:01:14,356 Look, I-I know you're upset, 26 00:01:14,399 --> 00:01:16,488 but this is a natural part of life. 27 00:01:16,532 --> 00:01:18,795 And you have an amazing partner in Calvin 28 00:01:18,838 --> 00:01:20,449 to help you through it. 29 00:01:21,493 --> 00:01:22,494 Yeah. 30 00:01:22,538 --> 00:01:24,714 It's just a huge thing, you know? 31 00:01:24,757 --> 00:01:26,716 I don't know how to tell him. 32 00:01:26,759 --> 00:01:28,413 Well, however you decide to do it, 33 00:01:28,457 --> 00:01:30,154 I'm sure it will be right. 34 00:01:31,155 --> 00:01:32,809 Hey, Tina. What's for dinner? 35 00:01:32,852 --> 00:01:35,681 I'm starting menopause! 36 00:01:38,206 --> 00:01:40,121 No, that's okay. I had a big lunch. 37 00:01:41,470 --> 00:01:43,298 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 38 00:01:43,341 --> 00:01:44,560 ♪ Welcome to the hood. 39 00:01:50,479 --> 00:01:52,611 Hey, Calvin. Whatcha doing? 40 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,874 I'm just having some lunch, watching the game. 41 00:01:54,918 --> 00:01:57,529 I'd offer you a slice, but I don't want to. 42 00:01:59,488 --> 00:02:01,316 Why are you doing it out here when you got 43 00:02:01,359 --> 00:02:02,534 a couch and big-screen TV inside? 44 00:02:02,578 --> 00:02:04,493 Oh. 'Cause Tina is in there 45 00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:07,148 going through some major mood swings. 46 00:02:07,191 --> 00:02:10,499 You ever seen someoneyell, laugh and cry 47 00:02:10,542 --> 00:02:12,370 all at once? 48 00:02:13,589 --> 00:02:16,287 It's like a whole Lifetime moviecrammed into one woman. 49 00:02:17,375 --> 00:02:18,681 I'd watch that. 50 00:02:19,769 --> 00:02:20,987 I'm telling you, man, 51 00:02:21,031 --> 00:02:22,772 this menopause thingis no joke. 52 00:02:22,815 --> 00:02:24,774 I am walking on eggshellsaround there. 53 00:02:24,817 --> 00:02:27,385 And not just because shethrew a dozen eggs at me. 54 00:02:28,386 --> 00:02:30,171 Gemma filled me in. 55 00:02:30,214 --> 00:02:32,564 I figured something was up when Tina barked at me, 56 00:02:32,608 --> 00:02:34,653 "You keep walkin', Screech!" 57 00:02:37,395 --> 00:02:41,834 Let me guess-- she got all sadand teary-eyed after that. 58 00:02:41,878 --> 00:02:43,706 One of us did. 59 00:02:45,055 --> 00:02:46,448 Well, at this point, 60 00:02:46,491 --> 00:02:48,841 I think it's just bestthat I keep my distance 61 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:51,757 until this whole messblows over. 62 00:02:51,801 --> 00:02:53,368 Well, Calvin, menopause isn't something 63 00:02:53,411 --> 00:02:54,456 that just "blows over." 64 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:55,979 It's a big deal for women. 65 00:02:56,022 --> 00:02:58,199 You know, when my mom went through it, 66 00:02:58,242 --> 00:03:01,593 she was afraid that men wouldn't see her as a sexual being anymore. 67 00:03:01,637 --> 00:03:04,422 And I had to convince her that she was still smokin' hot. 68 00:03:07,164 --> 00:03:09,427 Now, that's a Lifetime movie Iwould watch. 69 00:03:21,222 --> 00:03:23,180 Hey, Marty.Oh, hey, Grover. 70 00:03:23,224 --> 00:03:25,226 Any chance I could come and do my laundry here? 71 00:03:25,269 --> 00:03:27,315 I asked my mom to do it, but she started crying, 72 00:03:27,358 --> 00:03:30,405 then laughing, then she threw an egg at me. 73 00:03:30,448 --> 00:03:31,971 Sure. Come on in. 74 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:35,453 Hey-hey, what's all this? 75 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:36,889 I'm building a robot. 76 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:39,370 My school has a fighter bot competition next week, 77 00:03:39,414 --> 00:03:41,329 and I really want to beat Spencer. 78 00:03:41,372 --> 00:03:43,461 Oh, Spencer. Isn't that the kidthat started that rumor 79 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:45,289 that your mom still tucks you in? 80 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,160 Yeah. Total lie. 81 00:03:48,858 --> 00:03:51,121 Yeah, I can relate. When I was in middle school, 82 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,254 some kid started a rumor that I practiced kissing 83 00:03:53,297 --> 00:03:55,038 on my Chewbacca doll. 84 00:03:55,081 --> 00:03:57,301 That's gross. No one would do that. 85 00:03:57,345 --> 00:03:59,477 Yeah. Total lie. 86 00:04:02,872 --> 00:04:05,309 You know, if you want,I could give you some pointers 87 00:04:05,353 --> 00:04:06,745 while you build your robot. 88 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,791 Help you take this Spencer punk down. 89 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:10,140 That'd be great! 90 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,446 Then we can track down the guy 91 00:04:11,489 --> 00:04:12,925 who started the rumor about you. 92 00:04:12,969 --> 00:04:14,405 Yeah, well, we don't have to look far. 93 00:04:14,449 --> 00:04:15,711 Malcolm lives right next door. 94 00:04:21,630 --> 00:04:23,153 Malcolm! 95 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,460 I'm having another hot flash! 96 00:04:25,503 --> 00:04:28,463 Crank up the air conditioner! 97 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:34,425 Hey, come on, Ma, 98 00:04:34,469 --> 00:04:36,427 I'm already freezing to death in here. 99 00:04:36,471 --> 00:04:38,299 Boy, don't test me. 100 00:04:38,342 --> 00:04:41,519 My body may be out of eggs, but I'm not! 101 00:04:44,653 --> 00:04:46,524 Get the door! 102 00:04:48,961 --> 00:04:50,354 Hey, Gemma. 103 00:04:50,398 --> 00:04:51,399 Hey, guys. Oh! 104 00:04:51,442 --> 00:04:54,489 It's like a meat locker in here. 105 00:04:54,532 --> 00:04:55,664 You see, Ma? 106 00:04:55,707 --> 00:04:57,709 Even the white people are cold in here. 107 00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:01,409 Hey, girl. 108 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:03,498 Thanks for coming over. 109 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,891 It's so nice when young people come and visit you. 110 00:05:08,894 --> 00:05:10,722 Okay, Tina, I have been thinking 111 00:05:10,766 --> 00:05:12,507 about what you're going through, 112 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:15,379 and I realized I totally know how you feel. 113 00:05:15,423 --> 00:05:16,467 You do? 114 00:05:16,511 --> 00:05:18,948 Yeah. I know you're feeling old 115 00:05:18,991 --> 00:05:20,645 and past your prime. 116 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:23,996 I felt the exact same way when I turned 30. 117 00:05:27,783 --> 00:05:29,262 Which is nothing like what you're going through. 118 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:30,525 Please don't throw an egg at me. 119 00:05:31,395 --> 00:05:32,875 So, what's your point? 120 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,443 I'm saying I felt like my days of adventure 121 00:05:35,486 --> 00:05:36,835 and youth were over. 122 00:05:36,879 --> 00:05:39,316 But Dave figured out a way to help me. 123 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:40,273 How? 124 00:05:40,317 --> 00:05:42,014 He took me skydiving. 125 00:05:42,058 --> 00:05:43,364 Skydiving? 126 00:05:43,407 --> 00:05:46,192 You mean like gettingoff a plane before it lands? 127 00:05:46,236 --> 00:05:48,412 Yeah. I know it sounds crazy, 128 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:52,373 but after I jumped, I felt wild and fun and alive. 129 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:55,201 And afterwards, the idea of getting older 130 00:05:55,245 --> 00:05:57,073 wasn't so scary anymore. 131 00:05:57,116 --> 00:05:59,815 Ah. I guessthat makes sense. 132 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:01,469 And I think if you try it, 133 00:06:01,512 --> 00:06:04,297 you'll see that the most exciting parts of your life 134 00:06:04,341 --> 00:06:05,951 are still ahead of you. 135 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,389 You know what? 136 00:06:08,432 --> 00:06:10,565 What the hell? I'm in. 137 00:06:10,608 --> 00:06:12,523 We're going skydiving. 138 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:14,569 Oh, I'm not going. I worked out my mess. 139 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:23,012 Ho-ho! Nice job,little man. 140 00:06:23,055 --> 00:06:25,014 Your design looks good.Thanks. 141 00:06:25,057 --> 00:06:27,799 Now, you sure your mama's okay with you using all her forks? 142 00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:29,453 If this thing works, 143 00:06:29,497 --> 00:06:31,412 I'll be making the rules around here. 144 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:37,026 Wow. Looks like I helped build twomonsters. 145 00:06:37,069 --> 00:06:39,028 Here, let's give ita test run. 146 00:06:39,071 --> 00:06:40,899 Attack this pillow. 147 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:44,033 This is gonna be awesome!Yeah. 148 00:06:50,387 --> 00:06:52,433 GROVER: No! 149 00:06:53,477 --> 00:06:54,826 Ah, should've seen this coming 150 00:06:54,870 --> 00:06:57,263 when your blueprints were in crayon. 151 00:06:58,569 --> 00:07:00,571 What am I gonna do? 152 00:07:00,615 --> 00:07:02,443 I can't beat Spencerwith this. 153 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:05,489 Little man, you can't beat a Caesar salad with this. 154 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:08,274 This is so embarrassing. 155 00:07:08,318 --> 00:07:11,495 Spencer's gonna have the whole school making fun of me. 156 00:07:11,539 --> 00:07:13,584 I should just give up. 157 00:07:13,628 --> 00:07:15,543 Are you kidding? There is no way 158 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:16,935 we're letting Spencer win. 159 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,155 What am I going to do? 160 00:07:19,198 --> 00:07:21,374 My robot just losta pillow fight. 161 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:23,551 To a pillow! 162 00:07:25,901 --> 00:07:27,946 Okay, don't worry, I got a plan. 163 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,862 I'm gonna take this down to the robotics lab at JPL 164 00:07:30,906 --> 00:07:33,038 and give this thing some serious firepower. 165 00:07:33,082 --> 00:07:34,344 You can do that? 166 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,519 Well, I can definitely do better 167 00:07:35,563 --> 00:07:37,086 than a table setting for eight. 168 00:07:39,088 --> 00:07:41,525 Awesome! I can't waitto tell my mom 169 00:07:41,569 --> 00:07:43,527 when she tucks me... 170 00:07:43,571 --> 00:07:47,183 I mean, when Iput myselfto bed. 171 00:07:47,226 --> 00:07:50,186 Yeah, that's okay. We both know I made out with that doll. 172 00:07:55,713 --> 00:07:57,672 Hey, beautiful. 173 00:07:57,715 --> 00:08:00,239 Damn, it's white-people cold in here. 174 00:08:02,590 --> 00:08:04,896 What's that behind your back? 175 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:08,596 These.Oh... 176 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:11,686 They're gorgeous. Oh. 177 00:08:11,729 --> 00:08:14,036 And I got 'em from an actual flower shop this time, 178 00:08:14,079 --> 00:08:16,212 not that creepy dude that lives by the off-ramp. 179 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:20,651 Thank you, baby. Mm! 180 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:22,261 Hey, look, babe. 181 00:08:22,305 --> 00:08:25,264 You know, as a man, there's no way for me 182 00:08:25,308 --> 00:08:27,223 to understand what you're feeling, 183 00:08:27,266 --> 00:08:29,530 and I just want to let you know that... 184 00:08:29,573 --> 00:08:31,009 you're not in this alone. 185 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:33,577 So no matter what the future holds, 186 00:08:33,621 --> 00:08:36,493 you're my ride-or-die. 187 00:08:36,537 --> 00:08:38,495 That is really great to hear. 188 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,541 Mm.You know, 'causeI've been thinking 189 00:08:40,584 --> 00:08:42,891 about us doingsomething a little crazy. 190 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:46,198 You know? To make us feelyoung and wild again. 191 00:08:46,242 --> 00:08:49,201 Well, all right! 192 00:08:49,245 --> 00:08:50,463 Oh! 193 00:08:50,507 --> 00:08:53,684 Malcolm! If you home, get out! 194 00:08:54,685 --> 00:08:56,339 No, no, no, baby. 195 00:08:56,382 --> 00:08:58,689 I'm talking about somethingoutside of the house. 196 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:01,823 Oh. So you're trying to get freakyfreaky. 197 00:09:01,866 --> 00:09:03,781 : Okay. All right, Malcolm, 198 00:09:03,825 --> 00:09:05,827 you can stay-- we're leaving. Come on, now.No, no, 199 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,263 no, no, baby. 200 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:08,960 We're not leaving. 201 00:09:09,004 --> 00:09:10,701 We're going skydiving. 202 00:09:10,745 --> 00:09:13,704 Skydiving?Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:13,748 --> 00:09:15,793 Please tell me that's a new position. 204 00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:20,711 No. I will be jumpingout of an airplane tomorrow. 205 00:09:20,755 --> 00:09:23,366 And now that I knowwe're in this together, 206 00:09:23,409 --> 00:09:25,455 I don't have to do it alone. 207 00:09:26,761 --> 00:09:28,327 Right? 208 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:30,765 C-C-Can men get the menopause? 209 00:09:30,808 --> 00:09:31,809 Huh? 210 00:09:33,376 --> 00:09:35,596 'Cause I'm having a hot flash. 211 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:44,779 Oh. 212 00:09:44,822 --> 00:09:46,432 Great. I'm glad you're here. 213 00:09:46,476 --> 00:09:48,565 Oh, here we go. 214 00:09:48,609 --> 00:09:51,394 Whenever you'reglad to see me,you need my help. 215 00:09:51,437 --> 00:09:53,265 That's not true. 216 00:09:53,309 --> 00:09:55,267 But I need your help. 217 00:09:55,311 --> 00:09:57,443 Look, I need you to convince your mother 218 00:09:57,487 --> 00:09:59,228 not to go skydiving. 219 00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,360 Why, Pop? Are you worried about her? 220 00:10:01,404 --> 00:10:04,233 No. I'm worried about me. 221 00:10:04,276 --> 00:10:06,409 Okay, then just tell her you don't want to go. 222 00:10:06,452 --> 00:10:07,758 I can't do that. 223 00:10:07,802 --> 00:10:09,978 This is important to the woman I love. 224 00:10:10,021 --> 00:10:12,502 I got to pretend like I care. 225 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:15,418 Oh, so you want me to be the bad guy 226 00:10:15,461 --> 00:10:17,812 and kill her dreams so you don't have to? 227 00:10:17,855 --> 00:10:19,378 Good. So you get it. 228 00:10:19,422 --> 00:10:21,772 All right, today's the big day. 229 00:10:21,816 --> 00:10:23,644 And I support that. 230 00:10:23,687 --> 00:10:25,558 Come on. Go. 231 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,084 Yeah. 232 00:10:29,127 --> 00:10:30,651 Hey, Ma, look, 233 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:33,392 about this whole, uh, skydiving thing? 234 00:10:33,436 --> 00:10:35,307 You know, I couldn't sleep all night worrying 235 00:10:35,351 --> 00:10:36,787 that something might happen to you. 236 00:10:36,831 --> 00:10:39,442 I mean, jumping out of a plane--that's really dangerous. 237 00:10:39,485 --> 00:10:40,704 Oh, you don't haveto worry about that. 238 00:10:40,748 --> 00:10:42,053 It's a lot saferthan you think. 239 00:10:42,097 --> 00:10:44,012 Yeah, maybe, but still, 240 00:10:44,055 --> 00:10:45,753 what if something goes wrong? What if...? 241 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:48,756 Malcolm! Stop it! 242 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,109 What? 243 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:56,328 This is very importantto your mother. 244 00:10:56,372 --> 00:10:58,374 We raised youbetter than that. 245 00:11:02,683 --> 00:11:03,858 Yeah. 246 00:11:03,901 --> 00:11:07,731 Okay. Okay, but-but think... 247 00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:09,341 about the risk, right? 248 00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:10,691 Have you considered...? 249 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:12,780 Your mother's feelings? 250 00:11:12,823 --> 00:11:15,565 Because I have,and you should, too. 251 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,654 Oh, it's okay, Calvin. You know, he's just... 252 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:19,743 You know what, Ma? Pop is right. You shouldgo. 253 00:11:19,787 --> 00:11:22,006 What?Yeah, I was being selfish. 254 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:23,791 I should be more supportive. 255 00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:25,140 Like you, Pop. 256 00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,838 Aw. Thank you. 257 00:11:27,882 --> 00:11:29,753 You're welcome. 258 00:11:29,797 --> 00:11:31,581 Now, now, now,now, hold-hold on now. 259 00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,801 You know, the-the moreI think about it, 260 00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:35,541 Malcolm did makesome good points. 261 00:11:35,585 --> 00:11:37,587 And you're alwaystelling him 262 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,284 that he's smarterthan I think he is. 263 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,854 Nope, you convinced me. 264 00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,769 I was completely wrong. 265 00:11:45,813 --> 00:11:48,554 Go ahead, Ma. I'll see you when you get back.Ah. 266 00:11:50,165 --> 00:11:51,601 Ifyou get back. 267 00:12:04,396 --> 00:12:05,571 Whoa! 268 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:11,621 Is that my fighter bot?! 269 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,535 It sure is. 270 00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:13,797 Complete with an infrared, 271 00:12:13,841 --> 00:12:15,320 motion-activatedtargeting system 272 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:16,887 and artificial intelligence. 273 00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:19,890 Awesome! What does that mean? 274 00:12:19,934 --> 00:12:23,546 It means once we activate theAI, the robot controls itself. 275 00:12:23,589 --> 00:12:26,157 So I didn't build it, and I don't control it. 276 00:12:26,201 --> 00:12:27,637 How is this still my project? 277 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,726 Well, I wrote your nameon the bottom. 278 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,815 It's good enough for me.All right. 279 00:12:31,859 --> 00:12:33,774 Okay, let me show youhow this works. 280 00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:35,297 Okay. 281 00:12:36,907 --> 00:12:38,779 MARTY: All right. 282 00:12:38,822 --> 00:12:41,303 Right now,it's learning its environment. 283 00:12:41,346 --> 00:12:44,697 And now, it's lookingfor a target. 284 00:12:47,091 --> 00:12:48,440 Uh, now we better run! 285 00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:51,704 Oh! 286 00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:55,796 Come on. 287 00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:58,711 Thanks againfor arranging this, Dave. 288 00:12:58,755 --> 00:13:00,757 Yeah, Dave. 289 00:13:00,801 --> 00:13:03,281 You definitely got some payback coming.Ah. 290 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,023 Uh, wow, Calvin. I thought you were gonna be mad about this. 291 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,678 Okay, jumpers, 292 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,767 I hope you all enjoyed the instructional video. 293 00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:13,901 And not to brag, but those were my hands doing the buckles. 294 00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:17,687 So, does anyone have any questions? 295 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:20,777 Yeah, I do. Um, how dangerous is this? 296 00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:23,736 And, you know, I'm not asking for me, but... 297 00:13:23,780 --> 00:13:26,827 our unsupportive son is very worried about us. 298 00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:29,612 There's no reason to be afraid. 299 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,832 We've had thousands of jumps without any accidents. 300 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,964 One lady even jumped with her cat. 301 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:35,705 Spoiler alert-- it was me! 302 00:13:37,272 --> 00:13:38,708 Aw, that's so cute, 303 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,189 but I ain't jumpingwith no damn cat.Yeah. 304 00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:43,713 Oh, don't worry. He's not here, but want to see 305 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:47,195 some pictures of himin his jumpsuit? 306 00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:49,240 Okay, Calvin... 307 00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:51,242 I can tell that you're nervous, 308 00:13:51,286 --> 00:13:53,331 but trust me, you're gonna be fine. 309 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,725 In the military, I jumped dozens of times, 310 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,293 and almost all of 'em went off without a hitch. 311 00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:02,863 Almost?What do you mean "almost"? 312 00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:05,126 I don't really like to talk about it, 313 00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:07,563 but there was one night jump outside of Baghdad. 314 00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,957 Yeah, our plane was under heavy fire, 315 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,308 so... we had to bail out fast and low, 316 00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:16,615 and I... I got pretty messed up. 317 00:14:16,659 --> 00:14:19,227 Wow. Dave, were you shot? 318 00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:22,012 Oh, no. I landed in an olive tree. 319 00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:28,845 Spent the whole night fighting off this, oh, very horny owl. 320 00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:32,762 Uh, quick follow-up. 321 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,982 Will there be owls? 322 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:37,985 Oh, come on, Calvin. 323 00:14:38,028 --> 00:14:39,725 Are you gonna do this with me or not? 324 00:14:39,769 --> 00:14:41,902 I thought you saidyou were my ride-or-die. 325 00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:46,645 Yeah, but right now, I'm focusing on the "ride" part. 326 00:14:46,689 --> 00:14:48,125 Okay, since you two are beginners, 327 00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:49,779 you're gonna be tandem jumping,which means 328 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,259 you'll be strapped to an expert. 329 00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:53,043 Tina, you're gonna be with me.Ah. 330 00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:56,264 And, uh, what expert will I be strapped to? 331 00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:58,919 Hey, buddy. 332 00:15:00,877 --> 00:15:02,835 Oh, hell no. 333 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:05,751 I'd rather spend the nightwith a horny owl. 334 00:15:11,061 --> 00:15:13,890 Okay, I thinkit's gone into sleep mode. 335 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:15,544 I'm gonna slowly getto the controller 336 00:15:15,587 --> 00:15:18,025 and hit the kill switch. 337 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,940 Whoa! 338 00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,072 Okay, plan B--we live up here forever. 339 00:15:22,116 --> 00:15:24,379 What are we gonna do?! 340 00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,728 Well, don't worry. As long as we stay up here, 341 00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,077 we're perfectly safe. 342 00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:28,949 So it can't climb stairs? 343 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,167 We are notsafe. 344 00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:31,734 Oh... 345 00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:35,912 Hey, guys. What are you doing up there? 346 00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,133 Mom, look out! 347 00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:42,484 Oh, is that your little robot? 348 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,181 Gemma, freeze! 349 00:15:44,225 --> 00:15:45,878 Okay, I don't have timeto explain, 350 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,358 but I built your sona killer robot. 351 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:50,100 It may have acquiredthe taste for blood. 352 00:15:50,144 --> 00:15:52,363 What?! Why would you do that?! 353 00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:54,409 Because Malcolm saidI kissed Chewbacca! 354 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:56,846 Well, what do I do?! 355 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,283 Okay, I can hear the panicin your voice. 356 00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:01,155 And so can it. Run! 357 00:16:01,198 --> 00:16:04,158 What? Oh! 358 00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:05,768 Come on! 359 00:16:05,811 --> 00:16:08,597 Oh!Make it stop! Make it stop! 360 00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:12,079 Okay, stay here. 361 00:16:12,122 --> 00:16:13,950 I'm gonna help her. 362 00:16:13,994 --> 00:16:16,605 Oh! 363 00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,650 She was a nice lady. 364 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:24,700 Marty, I thinkthis belongs to you. 365 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,879 How did you beat it? 366 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,968 I'm married to Dave. 367 00:16:32,012 --> 00:16:34,101 You think that's the first crazy robot I've had to kill? 368 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:42,848 Dear Lord, I know I'm not a perfect man, 369 00:16:42,892 --> 00:16:45,112 but pleaselet me land safely. 370 00:16:45,155 --> 00:16:47,157 Amen. 371 00:16:48,898 --> 00:16:50,943 Okay, guys, we're approaching the jump zone. 372 00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:53,294 Who's ready to see if these new chutes work? 373 00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:55,818 Just kidding. They're ancient. 374 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,082 Tina... we're up. 375 00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:01,258 Okay. All right. 376 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:03,217 Uh... 377 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:04,870 Aah. Aah. 378 00:17:04,914 --> 00:17:06,916 All right. 379 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:11,399 Time for Tina Butler to show the world she ain't giving up! 380 00:17:11,442 --> 00:17:13,401 Let's do this! 381 00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:22,627 Oh, hell no, I can't do it! 382 00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:24,368 Oh. No! 383 00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:26,370 I can't do it! I can't do it! 384 00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:28,329 You can. Yes, you can, Tina. 385 00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:31,071 Aah. Okay. Okay. All right. 386 00:17:32,028 --> 00:17:34,422 I'm good. I'm good.I can do it. 387 00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,862 Oh, God! Aah! 388 00:17:39,905 --> 00:17:42,038 Aah! No! No! Oh. 389 00:17:42,082 --> 00:17:44,954 Oh, no. Uh, I-I wa... 390 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,999 I shouldn't have brought you up here. 391 00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:48,566 Why did I think I could do this? 392 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,395 Tina, trust me,you're gonna be fine. 393 00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:55,051 He's right. Although by law, we can't guarantee that. 394 00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,011 This was a stupid idea-- 395 00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:01,884 trying to convince myself I'm young and adventurous. 396 00:18:01,927 --> 00:18:05,061 I-I got to face it-- I-I-I'mtoo old, and it's too late. 397 00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,280 No, Tina, 398 00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:08,151 don't you talk like that. 399 00:18:08,195 --> 00:18:10,153 There's nothing old about you. 400 00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,373 You're just tryingto make me feel better. 401 00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:15,245 No... I'm not. 402 00:18:15,289 --> 00:18:18,292 Now, Tina, I know that you think life is over, 403 00:18:18,335 --> 00:18:19,902 but it's not true. 404 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:22,383 You've got so many adventures left, 405 00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:24,994 and I'm gonna be right there by your side. 406 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,389 Like I said, I'm your ride-or-die, baby! 407 00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,348 Calvin,you can't see it, 408 00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:33,350 but my goggles arefilling up with tears. 409 00:18:35,396 --> 00:18:37,006 So what do you say, babe? 410 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,965 Are you ready to jump out of this plane together? 411 00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:43,578 I love you, Calvin, but you don't have to do this. 412 00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:46,537 Tina, I meant what I said about standing by your side. 413 00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:49,932 Except for right now, 'cause I'm going first! 414 00:18:49,975 --> 00:18:51,020 Oh. 415 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,982 And in case I don't make it, 416 00:18:57,026 --> 00:19:00,029 I got 320 bucksin my sock drawer! 417 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,945 No, you don't! I used it to pay for this! 418 00:19:02,988 --> 00:19:04,860 What? 419 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:09,256 Oh. 420 00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:11,736 All right, Tina, are you ready to do this? 421 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:12,998 You're damn right! 422 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,697 Now enjoy the rideon my high-sitting booty. 423 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,656 You're flying first class! 424 00:19:25,141 --> 00:19:27,970 See, Tina? Isn't this amazing? 425 00:19:28,013 --> 00:19:29,754 Oh, it sure is. 426 00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:31,191 And you're not scared anymore? 427 00:19:31,234 --> 00:19:32,279 Oh, not at all. 428 00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:34,498 In fact, I've never felt so peaceful. 429 00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:40,287 Calvin, calm down! 430 00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:42,941 Calm down! Oh... 431 00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:45,857 Calm down, Calvin! 432 00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,773 And look-- there's Calvin and Dave below us. 433 00:19:48,817 --> 00:19:51,776 Oh, I wish I could seeCalvin's face right now. 434 00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:54,736 I bet he's loving thisas much as I am. 435 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:04,311 Oh, my God, you're worse than the owl! 436 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:07,792 No! Aah! Aah! 437 00:20:11,405 --> 00:20:14,364 Captioning sponsored by CBS 438 00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:17,411 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org