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(laughs)
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Aw, I love
our cozy date nights.
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(chuckles)
Me, too, baby.
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Grape me.
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Oh, man, I hate
y'all cozy date nights.
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That's because you're not
a romantic like your father.
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Now be quiet, we're trying
to watch Swamp Truckers.
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Man, you got
to love that Jolene.
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That girl's got
more tires than teeth.
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(laughs)
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Well, I will see y'all later.
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Sofia and I are going
for a walk on the beach.
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(scoffs)
The beach?
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Ain't nothing romantic about
getting sand in your cracks.
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Grape me again, baby.
But put some finger on it.
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Man, please don't put them
grapes back in the fridge.
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Oh, man, look.
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There's another one of those
Motor Boys commercials.
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♪ Car or truck, you're in luck ♪
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♪ With the Motor Boys,
beep, beep. ♪
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Man, Pop, your competition
sure is running a lot of ads.
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I don't know, baby.
Should we be scared?
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Hell no.
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Calvin's Pit Stop
is a local institution.
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If anybody should be scared,
it's them.
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Change the channel, baby.
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♪ Car or truck,
you're in luck with the... ♪
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♪ Estás de suerte
con Motor Boys ♪
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♪ Beep-a, beep-a. ♪
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See? I told you.
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They even scared of me
in Spanish.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪
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Okay, this one needs
to be washed in cold water,
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this one on delicate
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and this one is hand-wash only.
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Got it.
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Uh, Mom-- are you,
are you gonna remember?
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That I do your laundry
for free? Yes.
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Tina, everyone was right.
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You're married to a genius.
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Oh, really? Does that guy know
you're also married to Dad?
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Very funny.
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Look, I figured out the perfect
way to take down Motor Boys.
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We're gonna do a commercial
for the shop.
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A commercial?
Aren't those expensive?
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No, no. I made
a deal on airtime.
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The only catch
is we have no budget,
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Oh...
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and we got to
shoot it ourselves.
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Told you. Genius.
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Mom is right.
We can't do a commercial.
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No, trust me, I got
it all figured out.
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You're gonna shoot it
with your fancy new phone,
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we'll play ourselves
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and I just got someone
to play the customer.
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Dad, what actor would be
desperate enough
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to star in the world's
cheapest commercial for free?
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I got your text.
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(exhales)
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I'm ready for my close-up.
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Ah, I should go.
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I got an early shift
in the morning.
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Are you sure you don't want
to stay at my place again?
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Uh, you know, I better not.
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Last time we didn't
get any sleep,
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and I dozed off on my Taser.
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Okay. Good night.
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(engine starts)
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Good night.
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That went well.
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Hey! Man...
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Gemma, were you spying on us?
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Well, what can I say?
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You're my favorite neighbor,
she's my favorite employee.
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It makes me happy
to see you two so in l...
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L-Los Angeles.
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Come on.
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Don't tell me you haven't said
"I love you" yet.
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What? I-It's only been
four months.
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Only? Dave said it
the first time we met.
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I was working at the Burger King
drive-through,
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and he blurted it out right
after I handed him his Whopper.
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I felt like the Burger Queen.
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Well, I'm not like
you guys, Gemma.
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I don't hand out "I love yous"
like Whoppers.
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No-- Well, you're missing out,
because they are both delicious.
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go.
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I'm gonna say
my line to camera.
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"I'm great, Motor Boys suck,
yada yada yada."
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Uh, Dad,
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I-I'm not sure you can
legally say that.
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Hey. Do you want
to keep your job?
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Uh, no, not really.
You're forcing me to do this.
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Then act like it.
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All right,
then Tina says her line.
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"Line"? Why do I
only get one line?
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Babe, it's a 30-second
commercial.
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We got to have time
for the customer.
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Eh, if you say so, but, baby,
we need this thing to pop.
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And we know
that this is popping.
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(chuckles):
Okay.
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Dave, you ready to go?
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Yeah, yeah. Uh...
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Uh, about the customer.
Who is this guy?
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W-What do you mean?
He's a customer.
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Well, yeah, no-- I-I know that,
but if I'm gonna be convincing,
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I need to know his backstory.
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You know?
What-what makes him tick?
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What brought him here and why?
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His broken car,
because it's broken.
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His broken car.
Okay, let me chew on that.
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Okay. Marty,
how we doing over here?
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Uh, great. But before we start,
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how do we want
this thing to look?
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What do you mean?
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Well, Motor Boys ads
may be professional,
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but they're kind of generic.
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So we can stand out
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by giving our ad
a distinct visual aesthetic.
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An aesthetic?
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Why do we need a fake leg?
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Okay, nobody treats
Tarantino this way.
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Okay. I made a few changes
to your lines
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that I think will
make them better.
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What did you do?
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I gave them to me.
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You gave yourself everything
except "I'm Calvin Butler."
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Well, I can't say that.
I would sound ridiculous.
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(mouthing)
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Calvin, I have a few questions
about my character.
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Dave, since when
do you wear glasses?
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Well, that's one
of my questions.
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These olives are delicious.
You have to try one.
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Mmm.
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You know, when my parents
do that, it is gross.
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But when you do it, it's hot.
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So, uh, there's something
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I kind of need
to talk to you about.
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Okay, Gemma was
watching us make out.
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But she promised
to see a therapist.
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It's not that.
I got some news today.
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I was offered
a new teaching position.
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Wow, that's so great.
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It's in Paris.
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Wow, that is so in France.
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I know. It's this
amazing school.
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I applied for it last year,
and I honestly
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never thought I would get it.
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(chuckles)
So I guess you're, um,
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moving to France?
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I don't know.
I haven't accepted it yet.
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Why not?
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Because I feel like
what we have is special,
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so before I decide...
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...I'd like to know
where you think we're going.
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Oh. Uh, I, um...
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(clears throat)
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Well...
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Hey, can you chill out,
man? This ain't got
nothing to do with you!
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Okay, everybody,
if you would all just focus
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and stick to my original plan,
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we only have to do this
one more time.
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Uh, actually, Dad,
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I think I might need a few more
takes to capture
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the edgy Spike Lee feel
I'm going for.
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You're lucky there's not
an aesthetic here,
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or I would hit you
over the head with it.
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Action!
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
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And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
our customers are friends,
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and our friends are family.
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Just ask my wife Tina.
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Do you have a problem
with your car?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want
the best prices in town?
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Talk to Tina.
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Do you want
the best customer service?
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Talk to Calvin.
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Or to Tina.
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(mouths)
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And speaking of customers,
here comes one now.
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After the accident, I didn't
know where to bring my car.
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But then I found
Calvin's Pit Stop,
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where they did a great job
at a fair price.
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That's right,
because here at Calvin's...
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00:09:02,229 --> 00:09:05,779
Sure, I lost my family
in that accident,
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00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:09,117
but I found a new one
here at Calvin's...
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Pit Stop!
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Cut!
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We're doing it again.
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What?
193
00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,330
Uh, that's good, because
I forgot to press record.
194
00:09:28,255 --> 00:09:29,635
Oh, my God.
195
00:09:29,715 --> 00:09:31,045
Did you see the cut
of the commercial?
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I just watched it.
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I was amazing!
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00:09:35,262 --> 00:09:36,842
I know.
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00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,060
Wasn't I great?
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00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:41,400
I know it's just
a local commercial,
201
00:09:41,476 --> 00:09:44,146
but I feel like I could
get nominated for something.
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00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:47,107
(chuckles)
Oh, Calvin,
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00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:48,650
did you see the
commercial yet?
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00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,194
Yeah.
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00:09:50,277 --> 00:09:52,067
Well, what'd you think?
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00:09:52,154 --> 00:09:56,904
Well, to put it gently, it was
a flaming pile of hot garbage.
207
00:09:57,909 --> 00:09:59,039
What?
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00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:01,329
All three of you
were ridiculous.
209
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:03,493
Marty with his
black-and-white montage
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00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:08,082
and-and you
just making love to the camera.
211
00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:11,180
And you, with your backstory
about being a drug addict?
212
00:10:11,256 --> 00:10:13,596
Ex-drug addict.
213
00:10:15,510 --> 00:10:16,890
Well, y'all seem
to have forgotten
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00:10:16,970 --> 00:10:19,060
that my business
is on the line here.
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00:10:19,139 --> 00:10:20,939
Motor Boys is stealing
my customers,
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00:10:21,016 --> 00:10:23,646
and y'all up in here
trying to win a BET Award.
217
00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:27,522
Can a white guy win that?
'Cause that would be amazing.
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00:10:29,816 --> 00:10:32,106
Calvin, we were all
just doing our best.
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00:10:32,194 --> 00:10:34,274
Well, it's totally unusable.
220
00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:37,193
And now I gotta do it again.
By myself.
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00:10:37,282 --> 00:10:38,572
How could you do that?
I spent hours
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00:10:38,658 --> 00:10:39,748
getting into that
character's head.
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00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:43,206
And let me tell you something,
it was not a pretty place!
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00:10:43,288 --> 00:10:44,708
Yeah, I got that
when you made me
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00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:47,000
flush your Tic Tacs
down the toilet.
226
00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:52,126
Well, good luck pulling this off
all by yourself.
227
00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:53,754
I don't have another choice.
228
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,260
I gotta turn something
in by tomorrow,
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00:10:56,343 --> 00:10:59,263
and it sure as hell can't be
what y'all did.
230
00:11:00,222 --> 00:11:03,262
Can you believe that?
231
00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:06,480
I had the shakes all night
coming off those fake drugs.
232
00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:12,817
Oh, my God, Malcolm.
233
00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:14,771
Sofia told me about
her job offer.
234
00:11:14,861 --> 00:11:17,441
Yeah, I know.
I don't know what to do.
235
00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:20,151
Well, I am her boss.
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00:11:20,242 --> 00:11:22,112
One phone call to Paris,
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00:11:22,202 --> 00:11:24,282
and I can make this
whole thing go away.
238
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:27,590
You're kidding, right?
239
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:30,126
Of course I'm kidding.
240
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:32,220
Unless you don't
want me to be.
241
00:11:34,047 --> 00:11:35,587
Well, I appreciate
the offer, Gemma,
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00:11:35,674 --> 00:11:37,254
but this is her decision.
243
00:11:37,342 --> 00:11:40,172
So, what, you're just
gonna give up?
244
00:11:40,262 --> 00:11:41,802
What else am I
supposed to do?
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00:11:41,888 --> 00:11:43,138
You're supposed to
fight for her.
246
00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:44,973
You can't just sit back
and do nothing
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00:11:45,058 --> 00:11:45,978
while the woman you...
248
00:11:46,059 --> 00:11:48,109
Love is going to France?
249
00:11:50,272 --> 00:11:51,982
Oh, my God, you just
said you love her.
250
00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:53,855
No, I didn't.
251
00:11:53,942 --> 00:11:55,602
No. Are you sure
I didn't say "Louvre"?
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00:11:55,694 --> 00:11:58,324
Because that's in France, too.
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00:11:58,405 --> 00:12:01,115
Malcolm, why can't you just
admit that you're in love?
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Because I don't want to mess up
her life, Gemma.
255
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Mess up her life how?
256
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:07,623
Look, think about it.
257
00:12:07,706 --> 00:12:09,336
What if I tell Sofia
I love her,
258
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she decides not to
go to France,
259
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and then it doesn't
work out between us?
260
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I would have stood in the way
of her chasing her dreams.
261
00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:18,344
I would never forgive
myself for that.
262
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I get that.
263
00:12:20,594 --> 00:12:22,884
But what if you do tell her,
and she stays,
264
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and it's the best thing
to ever happen to you two?
265
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I don't know.
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Well, I do.
267
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If she goes, you're gonna
spend the rest of your life
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wondering "what if?"
269
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And trust me, that is
no way to live.
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You know what,
you're right.
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You're right. I'm gonna
tell her I love her.
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(gasps)
273
00:12:46,453 --> 00:12:49,033
No, no! Malcolm, Malcolm...
274
00:12:49,122 --> 00:12:51,832
You can't just text
something like that.
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You gotta make is special.
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Like how I gave Dave
a paper crown,
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00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,259
even though it wasn't
his birthday.
278
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Okay, well, what do you
think I should do?
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Don't worry, leave it to me.
280
00:13:02,636 --> 00:13:05,176
Thank you, Gemma.
Wait a minute.
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You're not calling Paris,
are you?
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00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,480
No, silly.
283
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:11,519
Unless you want me to.
284
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,530
Okay, Grover, all you have to do
is point the camera at me,
285
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and push the red button.
286
00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:20,906
I know how to use a phone,
Mr. Calvin.
287
00:13:20,987 --> 00:13:23,367
What do you think I am, six?
288
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,370
You got a lot of attitude
for somebody
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who can be replaced by a tripod.
290
00:13:32,624 --> 00:13:33,624
Okay, you ready?
291
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,088
(phone chimes)
292
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Hi, I'm Calvin Butler,
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and here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
I guarantee you
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the best repairs with
the lowest prices in town.
295
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Just ask my wife. Right, Tina?
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00:13:49,849 --> 00:13:54,729
You can't see her,
but she agrees.
297
00:13:54,813 --> 00:13:56,273
What's that, sir?
298
00:13:56,356 --> 00:13:58,946
The best customer service
you've ever had?
299
00:13:59,025 --> 00:14:01,065
Thank you.
300
00:14:02,737 --> 00:14:06,287
Well, you heard them.
301
00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,456
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,
302
00:14:08,535 --> 00:14:13,085
where our customers are friends,
and our friends are family.
303
00:14:13,164 --> 00:14:14,084
Yeah!
304
00:14:14,165 --> 00:14:18,165
Yes. That's how you do it.
What do you think?
305
00:14:18,253 --> 00:14:20,583
It was great, Mr. Calvin.
Really funny.
306
00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:22,292
What do you mean funny?
307
00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:24,462
I mean how you talk about
your friends and family
308
00:14:24,551 --> 00:14:26,011
when you're all by yourself.
309
00:14:29,222 --> 00:14:31,262
Well, I wouldn't be
if my friends and family
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00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:32,479
took this seriously.
311
00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,649
My dad took it seriously.
312
00:14:34,728 --> 00:14:38,028
He said the pressure is what got
his character hooked on drugs.
313
00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:42,359
I know. He told me
he crashed his car
314
00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:44,484
escaping from rehab.
315
00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:49,155
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Calvin.
316
00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:51,992
I guess he was just worried
about letting you down.
317
00:14:52,078 --> 00:14:54,038
He was?
318
00:14:54,122 --> 00:14:56,452
Yeah. He said he really just
wanted to help you
319
00:14:56,541 --> 00:14:58,161
beat Motor Boys.
320
00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:00,961
Oh, man.
321
00:15:01,046 --> 00:15:03,796
Maybe I did overreact.
322
00:15:03,882 --> 00:15:06,592
I guess everybody was
just trying to help.
323
00:15:06,676 --> 00:15:09,426
Not me.
You promised me 20 bucks.
324
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:15,557
Okay, it's all set.
325
00:15:15,644 --> 00:15:17,684
I've got the balloons,
a bouquet of roses,
326
00:15:17,771 --> 00:15:19,021
and the fourth grade
a capella group
327
00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,025
is hiding in the nurse's office.
328
00:15:21,107 --> 00:15:22,487
Why fourth grade?
329
00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,407
Because the sixth graders
just hit puberty,
330
00:15:24,486 --> 00:15:28,406
and they sound like a bunch
of horny sea lions.
331
00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,500
Man, I am nervous.
332
00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:32,205
It's gonna be fine.
333
00:15:32,285 --> 00:15:35,535
And if not, I've got
France on speed dial.
334
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,953
Hey, Gemma,
you wanted to see me?
335
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:41,372
Malcolm?
What are you doing here?
336
00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:44,541
I thought that I would come by
and, uh, surprise you.
337
00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:46,211
Oh, gotta go.
338
00:15:46,299 --> 00:15:48,759
Mrs. Murphy got bit
by the class turtle again.
339
00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:51,093
It is hard to go back to lettuce
when you've tasted blood.
340
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:56,190
So, what's going on?
341
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:58,687
Well, I, um...
I've been thinking a lot
342
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:02,070
about the idea of
you moving to France.
343
00:16:02,148 --> 00:16:03,398
And there's
something that I...
344
00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:04,903
I'm not going.
345
00:16:04,984 --> 00:16:07,734
What? Really?
346
00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:09,151
Really.
347
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:11,409
What made you
decide to stay?
348
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:16,121
Well, the more I thought
about going,
349
00:16:16,204 --> 00:16:19,744
the more I realized I don't
want to mess up my life.
350
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:22,583
Mess up your life?
351
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:27,089
Yeah. I mean,
I know going to Paris
352
00:16:27,173 --> 00:16:29,463
is something I've always
dreamed of,
353
00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:32,551
but I'm just afraid that
354
00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:35,227
if I give up
everything here to go,
355
00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:37,476
and then it doesn't work out,
356
00:16:37,559 --> 00:16:39,569
I'd never forgive myself.
357
00:16:42,397 --> 00:16:43,687
(clears throat softly)
358
00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:46,733
You know, I know
exactly how you feel.
359
00:16:48,194 --> 00:16:50,114
Which is why you have to go.
360
00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:53,947
What?
361
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:57,113
Look, Sofia, nothing
would make me happier
362
00:16:57,203 --> 00:16:58,623
than if you stayed.
363
00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:01,915
But you can't let
being afraid stop you
364
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,920
from going after
something that you want.
365
00:17:04,002 --> 00:17:07,422
'Cause if you do,
you'll always be wondering
366
00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:09,795
"what if?" And...
367
00:17:09,883 --> 00:17:12,633
that's no way to live.
368
00:17:12,719 --> 00:17:15,309
I'm gonna miss you.
369
00:17:17,098 --> 00:17:19,308
Yeah, no, I, uh...
370
00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:21,392
I miss you already.
371
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:25,483
♪ You are my ♪
372
00:17:25,565 --> 00:17:28,655
♪ Sunshine ♪
373
00:17:28,735 --> 00:17:31,695
♪ My only sunshine ♪
374
00:17:31,780 --> 00:17:36,250
♪ You make me happy. ♪
375
00:17:37,744 --> 00:17:40,624
This isn't Mr. Cullen's
retirement party.
376
00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:42,335
Everybody out.
Out, out, out, out!
377
00:17:42,415 --> 00:17:44,795
(balloons popping)
378
00:17:53,593 --> 00:17:54,843
I don't know
what Dad's talking about.
379
00:17:54,928 --> 00:17:56,348
My camerawork is great.
380
00:17:56,429 --> 00:17:58,139
I mean sure,
the slow motion didn't work,
381
00:17:58,223 --> 00:17:59,973
but that was only
in the flashbacks.
382
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:03,893
And there was nothing
wrong with my acting.
383
00:18:03,978 --> 00:18:05,648
Although...
(sighs)
384
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:08,070
falling out of the wheelchair
might have been a bit much.
385
00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,200
Yeah, in hindsight,
386
00:18:12,278 --> 00:18:14,948
maybe I shouldn't have
licked that wrench.
387
00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:17,993
Oh. Hey, everybody.
388
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:19,866
Hey.
389
00:18:19,953 --> 00:18:24,203
Look, uh, I just wanted to tell
you I'm sorry for what I said.
390
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:25,630
You were all just
391
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:29,168
trying to help, and I just kept
shutting you down.
392
00:18:29,254 --> 00:18:32,544
Well, baby, you, uh,
you weren't wrong.
393
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:37,052
Yeah, we just watched it again,
and we were pretty awful.
394
00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:39,136
Yeah, you were straight trash.
395
00:18:40,348 --> 00:18:42,268
Uh, but the point is,
396
00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:44,400
is you're my family
and you're my friend
397
00:18:44,477 --> 00:18:47,067
and that's what the shop
is all about,
398
00:18:47,146 --> 00:18:51,406
so I was thinking maybe we all
take another crack at it.
399
00:18:51,484 --> 00:18:52,604
You sure? Because we...
400
00:18:52,694 --> 00:18:55,274
I'm in.
401
00:18:55,363 --> 00:18:56,903
Well, me, too.
402
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,910
Oh, what the hell?
Let's make a sequel.
403
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:02,412
All right. Come on, well,
let's do this thing.
404
00:19:02,495 --> 00:19:05,245
But this time,
no sad backstories.
405
00:19:05,331 --> 00:19:08,371
Totally agree.
But what about, uh,
406
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,419
(Boston accent):
this time I'm a guy from Boston
407
00:19:10,503 --> 00:19:15,423
who, uh, crashed his car
after he robbed a bank.
408
00:19:15,508 --> 00:19:18,468
Where the hell is an aesthetic
when you need one?
409
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:27,730
Hi, I'm Calvin Butler.
410
00:19:27,812 --> 00:19:30,932
And here at Calvin's Pit Stop,
we guarantee the best repairs
411
00:19:31,024 --> 00:19:33,404
at the lowest prices in town.
412
00:19:33,484 --> 00:19:35,614
Just ask my wife Tina.
413
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:38,155
He's right.
And I don't say that often.
414
00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:39,829
(chuckles)
415
00:19:41,826 --> 00:19:43,536
But don't take
our word for it.
416
00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:46,420
Here comes
a satisfied customer now.
417
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:52,466
Wow, these are
the best repairs
418
00:19:52,545 --> 00:19:55,795
and the lowest
prices in town.
419
00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:57,792
Told you.
420
00:19:57,884 --> 00:20:00,464
Thanks, Calvin's Pit Stop.
421
00:20:02,555 --> 00:20:04,975
So come on down
to Calvin's Pit Stop,
422
00:20:05,058 --> 00:20:07,648
where our customers
are friends...
423
00:20:07,727 --> 00:20:10,977
ALL:
And our friends are family.
424
00:20:15,026 --> 00:20:17,156
(laughter)
425
00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:21,076
We did it. We were on TV!
426
00:20:21,157 --> 00:20:23,457
And in the best time slot
of the night.
427
00:20:23,534 --> 00:20:26,954
Right between Swamp Truckers
and Swamp Wives.
428
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:29,538
Well, I say we celebrate.
429
00:20:29,624 --> 00:20:30,834
Let's go to Ernie's.
430
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,877
Yeah. Let's do it.
431
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,560
Just in case there's paparazzi.
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