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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Dave.
Hey, Gemma.
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We just came from
the farmers market.
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Buckle up,
persimmon season came early.
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Or as I like to call them,
apples with attitude.
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You want to try one?No, thanks.
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I had enough attitude
from my employees today.
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I'll be damned if
I get it from a fruit.
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Did something happen
at the shop?
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Yeah, another one
of our mechanics quit
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to go work
at Motor Boys,
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so this month alone we're down
a Rudy and two Julios.
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I mean, Julio I get,
that guy was never loyal,
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but Julio?
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I thought
we were friends.
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That's awful.
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Yeah. Why do you think
they left?
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They don't like the way
Calvin treats them.
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What are you talking about?
They love me.
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I'm the world's best boss.
It says so on my coffee mug.
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You're using the mug I gave you.
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And you thought
it was a dumb gift.
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Yes, because you
don't work for him.
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All I'm saying, Calvin,
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is you need to treat the guys
with more respect.
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I respect them.
It's not my fault
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they're too stupid
to understand.
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Okay. If we lose
one more mechanic,
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we're basically
a car wash.
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You know,
I can help you guys.
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This is exactly
what I do for my job.
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You work
at a car wash?
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No, I'm a conflict
mediator.
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I can go into your shop, talk
to your employees, and come up
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with ways that you can improve
your relationship with them.
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GEMMA:
He's really good.
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At the last school I worked at,
he settled a dispute
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between the football team
and the marching band.
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[chuckles] The football team
was beating up the band geeks?
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No, the other
way around.
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Our flute section
was gangsta.
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You know, baby, I think
we should let Dave help us.
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Fine, but if you
screw this up,
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I'm going flute section
on your ass.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Oh, perfect.
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On time for dinner, but too late
to help set the table.
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God is good.
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Yeah, God had nothing
to do with it.
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I saw you peeking
through the window.
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Yeah, and I saw you stick your
finger in the mashed potatoes.
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You want to dance?
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Shh.
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Hey, what's up, boys?Hey, what's up, Pop?
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Yo, I heard
Julio quit.
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Uh, yeah, the hell
with that guy.
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No, I meant Julio.
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Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him.
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[knocking on door]
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[groans]
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Oh, hey, Dave.
What's with the clipboard?
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Well, before I sit down
with your employees,
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I came by to see
what you had to say.
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Oh, here's what I have to say:
bye, Dave.
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Come on, Pop, you told Mom you
were gonna take this seriously.
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Yeah, besides that,
you know he's not going away.
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DAVE:
He's right. I'm not.
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Fine. Come on, man,
let's get this over with.
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Okay, first question:
what three words
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best describe
your leadership style?
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World's best boss.
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The mug says it,
and I agree.
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Okay, uh, if that's
how you feel,
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what do you think the root
of the problem is at the shop?
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[chuckles]
That's easy, everyone else.
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Okay, I think I'm getting
a clearer picture
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of what the problem is.
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Yeah, and the picture
looks like this.
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Ha! [laughs]
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Why the hell do your fingers
smell like mashed potatoes?
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Ooh!
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You know what? [stammers]
Pop, y-you just afraid
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that people gonna say
bad stuff about you.
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Yeah, you know,
the truth.
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No. No, the problem is
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that no one understands I'm not
their friend, I'm their boss.
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If they want a friend,
they need to go on the Facebook.
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You know, Calvin, you don't need
to be their friends.
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Just 'cause you're their boss
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doesn't mean you can't have a
healthy relationship with them.
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I have a healthy relationship
with them.
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I'm like a loving father
that they're afraid of.
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Move, potato fingers, go.
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[both laughing]
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Ooh.
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Isn't that the cute girl that
moved in upstairs from you?
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Yeah, Keira.
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All right. Did you
ask her out yet?
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Yes, every morning
in my mirror.
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Well, have you done it
in front of somebody
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that's not wearing
Star Warspajamas?
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I can't, man.Why not, Marty?
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She makes me nervous.
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I get all mixed up and
tongue-tied around her.
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Well, you better get untied
because... [clears throat]
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here she comes.Oh, no! How much wood
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could a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Hi, Marty.[laughs]: Hi. Hey, Keira.
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Uh, you brother
my Malcolm, remember?
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Yeah, hi.
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So I see you got your mail.
You've got mail!
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[laughs]Yeah, too bad
it's all bills.
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I've got student loans!
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[laughing] It's funny
'cause she's in debt.
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You've got no money!
[laughs]
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Okay, well,
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I'll see you guys later.
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You're gonna
die alone.
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All right, guys, I'm here
to talk to you about ways
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Calvin and Tina can make this
a respectful atmosphere,
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productive workplace,
and most importantly,
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a safe space.[loud whirring]
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[chuckles]
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Oh, a question. Yes?
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Yeah, are we getting paid
for this?
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[chuckles] Yes, you are.
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Great. Can you start
from the top again?
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Okay, basically, I'm gonna
ask you some questions
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about your issues and concerns.
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But won't we get in trouble
for what we say?
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No, because everything you say
will be strictly confidential,
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so none of you
have to worry
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about any of this getting back
to Tina or Calvin.
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Hey, hey, everybody!
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Cal-Calvin,
what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm just bringing
some doughnuts for my boys.
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There is no "I" in "team,"
but there is one
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in "I love you guys."
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Uh, Calvin, I'm-I'm trying
to talk to your employees.
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Dave, I don't have employees.
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These guys are basically
like family.
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How's your wife, Norm?
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I'm not married.
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Well, too bad because
you're a real catch.
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Calvin, i-if this is gonna work,
you can't be here.
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Okay, all right, I'm gonna go,
all right? Hey, uh,
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quick update, guys,
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I just voted for
Employee of the Month,
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and congratulations,
you all won!
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[knocking on door]
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Oh, you're not Keira.
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What was your first clue?
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That I'm not a woman or that
I'm talking to you? [laughs]
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Well, for your information,
that's about to change.
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Oh, you finally asked her out?
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Better. I've devised an
elaborate plan to lure her
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to my apartment, where I'll be
on my own turf, and therefore,
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more comfortable
to ask her out.
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I call it
"Operation Date Keira."
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Yeah, that sounds
more to me like
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"Operation Restraining Order."
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No, trust me, man,
it's foolproof.
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This morning I put a piece
of my mail in her mailbox,
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which she will feel compelled
to return to me,
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and if she doesn't,
she's committed a felony,
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and I'm not interested.
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Marty, that is the dumbest
idea I've ever heard,
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and that includes Pop's plan
to buy a mannequin
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so he can ride
in the carpool lane.
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[elevator bell dings]
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Dumb you say? [laughs]
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That was the sound
of the elevator,
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and I hear the sound
of beautiful little footsteps.
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And here we go.
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Yeah, would you
look at that,
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you got jury duty.
[laughs]
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Ugh, what is
taking so long?
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I can't even believe
I'm about to say this,
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but when is Dave gonna get here?
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Baby, relax.
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Why are you so stressed out
about Dave's report?
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Because it's gonna be
full of lies about me.
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And if it says that I called
Norm a certain name,
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I didn't do it.
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And everybody laughed.
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Baby, you created
this situation,
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and now you have to deal
with the consequences.
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Like the time
that cop pulled you over
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for driving
with that mannequin.
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[knocking on door]Well, they wouldn't have
pulled me over
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if the mannequin was white.
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Oh, stop.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, come on in.Hey, Dave.
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So, uh, how'd it go
down at the shop?
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Really well, and you were right
about Norm. [chuckles]
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How is that guy single?
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Okay, so how
do we do this?
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Well, I usually start
by explaining my methodology
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and how I arrived
at my findings.
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Yeah, sounds good. We're not
gonna do any of that. Come on.
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All right, uh, well,
here's what I found:
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after numerous interviews,
it's clear that your employees
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have serious issues with...
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Norm's a liar!
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Okay, babe, relax.
I-I thought we agreed
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that we would accept
whatever Dave says, right?
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Well, I'm-I'm glad
you feel that way, Tina,
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because the complaints
weren't about Calvin,
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they were about you.
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What?
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You heard the man, Tina.
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Those idiots love me.
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Seriously?
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I'm the problem?
Calvin yells at everybody
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and calls them names,
and they blame me?
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[chuckles] It's funny
how that works, huh?
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Okay,
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okay, okay, tell me exactly
what these egg-sucking, two-bit,
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no-good punks said.
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Well, surprise, surprise,
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they find you to be
a little insulting.
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Fascinating. Go on.
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Okay, well, uh,
in general,
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they feel like
you don't respect their work
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and sometimes
can be a little unfair.
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Oh, my God. I mean,
I-I feel horrible.
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I mean, I would never--
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Give me that.
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I'm sorry, Tina.
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These interviews have got
to stay confidential.
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I took an oath.
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Really?
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Well, it's not an official one,
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but I made up my own
and I take it very seriously.
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You know, I respect that, Dave.
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Just like I respect
our employees at work.
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Ah.
[laughs]
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You are just loving this,
aren't you?
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Well-well, come on, Tina.
This isn't about me.
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This is about the shop.
And how mean you are there.
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Okay, look, the best
thing to do at this point
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is for me to sit down with the
two of you and your mechanics
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and figure out some adjustments
that Tina can make.
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This is unbelievable!
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Look, come on, babe,
all joking aside,
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we cannot afford
to lose any more mechanics.
249
00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:20,965
So for the good of the shop,
you got to do this.
250
00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,522
You're right, baby.
You're right.
251
00:11:24,574 --> 00:11:26,054
If it's for the good
of the shop--
252
00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:28,097
Give me that!
253
00:11:34,062 --> 00:11:36,152
[muffled]:
I took an oath!
254
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:42,470
Yo, yo, yo.
255
00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:43,855
What's up, man?
What you doing here?
256
00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,508
Oh, I just came to
get some supplies
257
00:11:45,551 --> 00:11:49,071
for the next phase of
Operation Date Keira.
258
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,600
Come on, Marty. I told you
259
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,553
you are making this
way too complicated.
260
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:53,902
No, I heard what you
said, which is why
261
00:11:53,951 --> 00:11:55,471
I made this one
way more simple.
262
00:11:55,518 --> 00:11:58,608
All I need is a tennis
racket and a frozen turkey.
263
00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:03,652
You do realize
if I hear any more,
264
00:12:03,700 --> 00:12:05,750
I will have to testify
against you.
265
00:12:05,789 --> 00:12:09,799
Okay, I... I know I'm
being a little crazy,
266
00:12:09,837 --> 00:12:11,967
but I'm-I'm not
like you, Malcolm.
267
00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,533
You could talk to girls
about anything.
268
00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:16,459
I got two subjects:
science and science fiction.
269
00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:19,805
[chuckles] Marty,
you're just making excuses, man.
270
00:12:19,847 --> 00:12:22,767
A-And all these ridiculous plans
are just half measures.
271
00:12:22,806 --> 00:12:25,156
If you really want
to go out with this girl,
272
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:28,470
you just have to go all the way
and ask her out.
273
00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:31,167
Okay. You're right.
274
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,686
All the way it is.All right.
275
00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:34,469
I'll see you later.[chuckles]
276
00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:37,643
Although, I could hire a
roller-skating mime to go to...
277
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,610
Marty.
278
00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:40,648
Fine.
279
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,213
I'll save that for the proposal.
280
00:12:46,525 --> 00:12:48,525
[knocking on door]
281
00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,058
Hey, Tina.
282
00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:55,838
Dave told me about the report.
283
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,663
How are you doing?Terrible.
284
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,540
I feel so bad about
what's going on at the shop.
285
00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:02,412
I could really use
my girl's shoulder to cry on.
286
00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:03,624
I'm not giving you the folder.
287
00:13:03,673 --> 00:13:05,803
Damn it!
288
00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:07,769
Come on, Tina.
Finding out who said what
289
00:13:07,808 --> 00:13:09,858
isn't gonna make you
feel any better.
290
00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:13,947
Who said anything about
feeling better? I want revenge!
291
00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:16,908
Look, I get it. You're
hurt, you're angry,
292
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,817
you're looking around for
the folder, which isn't here.
293
00:13:20,777 --> 00:13:22,517
Come on, Gemma.
You know, I've been up all night
294
00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:24,341
thinking about this,
and I think I finally realized
295
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,569
what's going on here.
296
00:13:25,608 --> 00:13:27,568
Really? What?Sexism.
297
00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:28,790
Think about it.
298
00:13:28,829 --> 00:13:31,139
I am a female boss
in a shop full of men,
299
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:34,229
and-- huh-- what a shocker,
I'm the problem.
300
00:13:34,269 --> 00:13:36,579
Wow. I hadn't
thought about that.
301
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:38,579
Come on.
You are a school principal
302
00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:41,531
with a bunch of male employees
who work under you.
303
00:13:41,580 --> 00:13:43,540
You know they don't treat you
with the same respect.
304
00:13:43,582 --> 00:13:45,402
I know.
305
00:13:45,454 --> 00:13:47,754
I've had to deal with them
calling me "bossy,"Mm.
306
00:13:47,804 --> 00:13:49,804
"demanding," "bootylicious."
307
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,200
What?
308
00:13:51,242 --> 00:13:55,242
Actually, that was Ms. Nelson,
the P.E. teacher.
309
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,560
So you know what I'm saying.I do.
310
00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:58,686
So you're with me?Yeah.
311
00:13:58,728 --> 00:14:00,258
Sisters in arms?
Hell yeah!
312
00:14:00,295 --> 00:14:02,685
Oh, God, I'm so lucky
to have you as a friend.
313
00:14:02,732 --> 00:14:03,772
I'm still not
giving you the folder.
314
00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:06,040
Damn it!
315
00:14:07,606 --> 00:14:09,996
Hey. There's Keira.
316
00:14:10,044 --> 00:14:11,434
Now's your chance
to ask her out.
317
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,920
No, man. Now's not the time.
318
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,490
Our food's gonna get cold.
319
00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:17,266
Marty, we have frozen yogurt.
320
00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:20,147
Okay. You're right.
321
00:14:20,184 --> 00:14:21,664
No more half measures.
322
00:14:21,707 --> 00:14:22,707
All right.
323
00:14:22,752 --> 00:14:24,882
[sighs]
324
00:14:24,928 --> 00:14:25,928
[clears throat]
325
00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,103
Hey, Keira.
326
00:14:27,148 --> 00:14:28,458
Oh, hey, Marty.
327
00:14:28,497 --> 00:14:29,937
Did you get the mail
I put under your door?
328
00:14:29,977 --> 00:14:31,497
What? That was you? Oh.
329
00:14:31,543 --> 00:14:33,023
Well, on behalf
of the U.S. justice system,
330
00:14:33,067 --> 00:14:35,247
you are guilty of being
a good neighbor.
331
00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:37,026
[both laugh]
332
00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:39,501
Uh, so, um...
333
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:43,851
I was thinking,
maybe Friday night,
334
00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:47,164
you and I could go out on a date
together. All the way.
335
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,342
Uh, to-to a restaurant.
336
00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,178
That's so sweet,
337
00:14:52,216 --> 00:14:54,876
but I actually have
a boyfriend back in Houston.
338
00:14:54,915 --> 00:14:57,175
Oh-- uh, uh, right, of course.
339
00:14:57,221 --> 00:14:58,701
Of course. Uh...
340
00:14:58,744 --> 00:15:00,574
[chuckles]
"Houston, we have a boyfriend."
341
00:15:00,616 --> 00:15:02,056
[both laugh]
342
00:15:02,096 --> 00:15:04,746
[clears throat]But if it's okay with you,
343
00:15:04,794 --> 00:15:06,274
I'd love to be friends.
344
00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:07,977
[scoffs]
Absolutely.
345
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:10,665
I love friends. Almost as much
as I love the TV show.
346
00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:13,453
I'm kind of a black Chandler.
347
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,938
Okay, well, I'll see you later.Okay.
348
00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:19,414
Aw, man, she has a boyfriend?
349
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,631
Yep. She wants to be friends.
350
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,470
I'm sorry, little bro.
That's a real bummer.
351
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:26,599
Are you kidding? I'm in.
352
00:15:26,642 --> 00:15:29,512
It may have taken seven seasons,
but Monica married Chandler.
353
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:30,868
[laughs]
354
00:15:30,907 --> 00:15:33,127
Could this be a better day?
355
00:15:35,956 --> 00:15:39,786
Okay, everyone, this session is
for healing and moving forward.
356
00:15:39,829 --> 00:15:42,659
No one should feel threatened
or under attack.
357
00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:43,741
[loud whirring]
358
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,930
Okay-- Hey, guys, listen,
359
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:52,720
Tina's gonna say a few words,
360
00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:57,285
and I'll just sit back and take
a sip from my favorite mug.
361
00:16:00,154 --> 00:16:04,114
Okay, well, let me start
by saying that I am sorry.
362
00:16:04,158 --> 00:16:07,118
It was not my intention
to make anyone uncomfortable.
363
00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:10,331
It's just, as a boss,
it's challenging
364
00:16:10,381 --> 00:16:13,771
to work with a bunch
of whiny-ass babies!
365
00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,734
DAVE:
O-Okay.
366
00:16:16,779 --> 00:16:18,829
In-in my professional
opinion, I think
367
00:16:18,868 --> 00:16:20,788
we should focus
on the words "I'm sorry"
368
00:16:20,826 --> 00:16:24,566
rather than every word
that came after that.
369
00:16:25,614 --> 00:16:26,964
TINA:
No, no, no, no.
370
00:16:27,007 --> 00:16:28,617
I'm sorry all right.
371
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:31,410
Sorry that I am surrounded
by a bunch of male chauvinists
372
00:16:31,446 --> 00:16:34,836
who can't stand having
a woman as their boss.
373
00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:37,014
You got it all wrong.
374
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,330
I don't care
that you're a woman.
375
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:39,806
Yeah, neither do I.
376
00:16:39,845 --> 00:16:42,895
I mean, Julio did,
but Julio set him straight.
377
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,025
Babe, come on, now.
378
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:47,248
We're trying to save
our business here.
379
00:16:47,288 --> 00:16:49,688
So just admit
that you're the problem
380
00:16:49,725 --> 00:16:52,245
like I admitted that I wasn't.
381
00:16:54,643 --> 00:16:56,073
You know, I don't
believe y'all.
382
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:58,033
Just because you say
you're not a sexist
383
00:16:58,081 --> 00:16:59,861
doesn't mean that you're not.
384
00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:02,089
I'm not a sexist. I just
didn't think it was fair
385
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,789
that you docked my
pay last month.
386
00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:06,486
Lenny, you broke
the hydraulic jack.
387
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:09,434
Calvin wanted to fire you.
I talked him out of it.
388
00:17:09,484 --> 00:17:11,094
You was gonna
fire me for that?
389
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,578
It had sentimental value.
390
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,278
I changed Quincy Jones's tire
with that jack.
391
00:17:16,317 --> 00:17:17,837
Wow.
392
00:17:17,883 --> 00:17:19,313
Okay, but what about
393
00:17:19,363 --> 00:17:21,933
when you made us
work overtime for a week?
394
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,544
LENNY:
Yeah.
395
00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:26,545
That's because Calvin wanted you
to work on Christmas Day.
396
00:17:26,588 --> 00:17:29,118
I did that so you could be
with your families.
397
00:17:29,156 --> 00:17:30,286
What?
What?
Dang, Calvin.
398
00:17:30,331 --> 00:17:32,281
Hey. Hey!
399
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,893
I was being
culturally sensitive.
400
00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:36,854
Any one of you could be Jewish.
401
00:17:36,902 --> 00:17:38,682
Okay, all right.
402
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:41,960
You know, I see how this is.
403
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,774
It's not about
sexism at all.
404
00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:45,342
It's Calvin.
405
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,176
That does make way more sense.
406
00:17:49,219 --> 00:17:51,619
Mm-hmm. Right, right, right.
407
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:53,006
So instead of being mad at me,
408
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,059
you should be mad at
mug man over there.
409
00:17:56,879 --> 00:18:00,149
Tina, be respectful.
This mug was a gift.
410
00:18:00,187 --> 00:18:01,707
NORM:
No, no, no.
411
00:18:01,753 --> 00:18:02,973
She's right.
412
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,325
I want to change my answer
to "Calvin."
413
00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:06,846
But can I keep it anonymous?
414
00:18:08,238 --> 00:18:10,718
Sit down.Okay, all right. Well,
415
00:18:10,762 --> 00:18:13,632
Calvin, given this new
and, well, in retrospect,
416
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:15,898
unsurprising information,
417
00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:19,241
is there anything
you'd like to say?
418
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:21,073
Yeah.
419
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:23,991
Dave, you really messed this up.
420
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,166
Calvin, these guys have been
with you for a long time.
421
00:18:27,214 --> 00:18:29,914
You really want to lose
them to Motor Boys?
422
00:18:29,955 --> 00:18:31,955
CALVIN:
Okay, look.
423
00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,911
Guys, I know that
I can be a tough boss,
424
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,100
but that's because
I care about this place.
425
00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,927
And I care about you.
426
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:41,444
I mean, this isn't some
run-of-the-mill chain
427
00:18:41,489 --> 00:18:43,449
like Motor Boys.
428
00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,231
This is a neighborhood shop.
429
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,455
And that's because of the work
that you do.
430
00:18:47,495 --> 00:18:51,065
So, now that I hear you,
431
00:18:51,107 --> 00:18:54,977
I'll try to consider
your feelings more.
432
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:58,944
But I think we can all agree
that from here on out,
433
00:18:58,984 --> 00:19:01,374
you're paying for the doughnuts.
434
00:19:03,598 --> 00:19:05,908
TINA: Really?DAVE: O-Okay.
435
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:08,558
Well, look, Calvin, that's
a step in the right direction.
436
00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:11,473
Fellas, w-what do you say?
437
00:19:12,955 --> 00:19:14,655
S-Sounds fair to us.
438
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:18,226
[chuckles] Good. All right,
well, as a sign of good faith,
439
00:19:18,265 --> 00:19:20,965
why don't you guys take
the rest of the day off?
440
00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:22,096
Okay.
441
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,668
[clicks tongue]
We close in ten minutes.
442
00:19:25,707 --> 00:19:27,147
You know what?
You're right. Why bother?
443
00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:28,447
Get back to work.
444
00:19:28,492 --> 00:19:29,622
TINA:
No, no, no.
445
00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,627
Don't listen to him.
446
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:35,069
You can all leave now and come
in one hour later tomorrow.
447
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,327
Right, Calvin?
448
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,250
Sure.
449
00:19:38,285 --> 00:19:40,155
Yeah.Thank you.
450
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,810
Thank you.Y'all got it.
451
00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:44,243
Well, all right. Okay.
452
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:48,111
Another business saved,
relationships mended.
453
00:19:48,164 --> 00:19:50,124
You know, it's like
I always say:
454
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,696
if everyone just slows down
and takes the time...
455
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,255
[loud buzzing]
456
00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:02,434
This place is a death trap!
457
00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:12,018
So none of the mechanics
were sexist at all?
458
00:20:12,057 --> 00:20:15,057
No. In fact,
Terrell loves strong women.
459
00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:18,064
He has a giant back tattoo
that says "Mommy."
460
00:20:18,107 --> 00:20:20,977
Aw, that's so sweet.Mm-hmm.
461
00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:23,063
I hope Grover never
ever does that.
462
00:20:24,244 --> 00:20:27,204
Oh, hey, Calvin. I was
wondering where you were.
463
00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:29,687
Well, to say thank you
for what you did at the shop,
464
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,597
I got you a little gift.Oh.
465
00:20:31,642 --> 00:20:33,162
Hey-- You shouldn't have.
466
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:36,089
"World's Best Grandma"?
467
00:20:38,867 --> 00:20:40,997
Don't worry,
you'll grow into it.
468
00:20:46,657 --> 00:20:49,617
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