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All right, Malcolm,
be careful up there.
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Well, don't worry,
Dad. I got him.
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I'm not worried about Malcolm.
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I'm worried about my lights.
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Those are
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practically new.
I bought them on my honeymoon.
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Yeah, which is why every year,
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I get shocked
by these janky wires.
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It's called
Christmas tradition.
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Okay, Marty, it's time
for a moment of truth.
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Plug 'em in.
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Uh...
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first can I grab
some rubber gloves?
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You know, I don't want a repeat
of last year.
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Would you
stop crying?
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Your mustache grew back.
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Okay, here we go.
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Ha, ha!
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One.
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Two.
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Hey, Merry
Christmas, guys.
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Ah, thank God.
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Hey, Dave, what's with the hat
and the scarf, man?
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It's 80 degrees.CALVIN:
Yeah.
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You keep all that on, you're
gonna roast your chestnuts.
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I'm just trying to get
into the Christmas spirit.
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You know, in Michigan,
we'd be having snowball fights,
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going sledding,
building snowmen.
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Boy, do I miss it.
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That's right. Last year,
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you guys spent Christmas
in Kalamazoo.
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And boy, do I miss it.
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Yeah. W-We went back
because of my mom.
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But this year,
we decided to stay here.
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Again, because of my mom.
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I just wish it felt a little
more Christmasy out here.
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Hey, it's plenty
Christmasy out here.
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I mean, just yesterday,
Crackhead Victor tried
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to sell me a dime bag
of mistletoe.
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Uh, you know, Dave,
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if you want
to feel Christmasy,
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uh, why don't you do the honors
and plug in our lights?
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Oh, man, I'd love to!
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Okay, well, now hold on.
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Now, Dave, those shoes
do have a rubber sole, right?
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Yeah.
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Well, then light 'em up!
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Here we go.
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Damn, Dave, you broke my lights.
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And those were practically new.
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All I did was plug 'em in.
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Yeah, but you probably didn't...
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Hey, uh,
don't-don't
worry, Dad.
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Your mustache
will grow back.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Ah. Hey, Santa.
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You know,
you're the only black man
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that can sneak
in people's houses
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and everybody's cool with it.
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DAVE:
Hey, Calvin.
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Heads up. I'm coming in hot!
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Whoa.
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Black Santa, meet White Dave.
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What's cracking, Kringle?
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What's with the scooter?
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It's Grover's Christmas present.
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They're sold out
everywhere. I had to go
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to six different
stores to get one.Oh.
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That reminds me
of when the boys wanted
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a Tickle Me Elmo
for Christmas.
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How many stores you go to?
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None. They could tickle
each other for free.
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All right, well,
I better go hide this
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before Grover
and Gemma get back
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from having their picture
taken with Santa.
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Oh, you didn't
want to go?
No.
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I already got mine.
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I see someone didn't open
their e-mail.
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Can I lick the beaters?
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Sweetie,
the batter has raw eggs in it.
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You could make yourself sick.
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Are you just saying that so
you can keep them for yourself?
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Fine, but I get the one
with more on it.
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TINA:
Hey, Gemma, where
are you, girl?
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In the kitchen!
Quick, hide these.
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There's not enough
batter for all of us.
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Hey, what are
you guys...?
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There's none left!
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Hey, Tina. What's up?
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Well, I came by
to grab those old toys
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for the charity drive at church.
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I'll be damned
if I let Loretta Banks think
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she's a better Christian
than me.
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Oh. They're right here.Awesome.
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Hey, those are mine.Yeah, but if you don't get rid
of your old toys,
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there won't be enough room
for Santa to bring you new ones.
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Well, if it's for the kids.
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So, what are
you guys making?
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Gingerbread men.
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Oh.We make them every year.
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It's our mommy-son
tradition.
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Aw, I miss when my boys were
little. We used to dress up
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in our Christmas sweaters
and make ornaments
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out of Popsicle sticks
and dry pasta.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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Yeah, it was, until the year
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that Malcolm crammed macaroni
up Marty's nose.
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Was he okay?
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Oh, yeah. He whistled
when he slept for a while, but,
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you know, as soon as he caught
a cold, he sneezed it right out.
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Well, thanks
again for these.You're welcome.
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Oh, and, uh, by the way,
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I know you two are holding
out on that batter.
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And Santa does, too.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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Hey, Calvin! Something
terrible happened.
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I know. I saw
your picture with Santa.
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You were way too big
to be sitting in his lap.
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No, I was robbed.
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Somebody broke into my garage
and took Grover's scooter.
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Whoa. Are you sure?
May-Maybe Gemma moved it.
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No, there was a broken window,
and they ransacked the place.
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My spring sweater collection
is all over the floor!
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So we won't be looking
for anybody in a pink V-neck.
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I can't believe that somebody
would do something like this
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right before the
holidays. I mean,
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what kind of Christmas spirit
do people have around here?
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Okay, hold on now.
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Every neighborhood has
a few knuckleheads.
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I mean, doesn't mean
we don't have Christmas spirit.
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Yeah, well, all I know is,
I don't have a gift for Grover.
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And he doesn't even have
a brother he can tickle!
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Okay. All right,
all right, just relax.
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I think I know where we can go
to get your scooter back.Where?
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The barbershop.
It's where everybody
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in the neighborhood goes
to get information.
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It's like Black Google.
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It's how I found out
Queen Latifah was my cousin.
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Hey, hey, check it out.
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What's all this?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Popsicle sticks,
yarn, macaroni.
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It's back--
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Christmas quality time
with Mom!
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No, man. We are
way too old.
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She wouldn't really
expect us to be...
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There are
my sweet babies.
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Who's ready
to make ornaments with Mommy?
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BOTH:
We are.
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Yes!
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So what's the plan
when we get in there?
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Squeeze 'em 'till
we get the juice?
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What?
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You know, put the screws
on 'em 'till we get the 411.
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Why are you talking
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like a gangster
from the Disney Channel?
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Since everyone in there
already knows you,
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I figured you'd be good
cop, I'll be bad cop.
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Okay, all right, first of all,
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if we want anybody
to help us around here,
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don't say the word "cop."
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And second,
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we got to handle this
delicately, all right?
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Nobody wants
to be labelled a snitch.Okay.
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So, what do you
want me to do?
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Nothing. Just lay back
in the cut like a Band-Aid.
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Got it.
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What does that mean?
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It means, just
sit back and chill
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while I find out
if anybody knows anything.
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Okay. What if no
one's willing to talk?
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Dave, come on.
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These are decent, stand-up guys
that want to do the right thing.
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Plus, if they don't,
I got dirt on all them fools.
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Merry Christmas, everybody.
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ALL:
Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, uh, listen up, y'all.
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My man Dave here...
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Oh, we're losing time!
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I want answers,
and I want 'em now!
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What are you doing?I'm coming out the cut!
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Now, no one is
leaving this room
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until I find out who
took my son's scooter!
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Starting now!
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All right, now listen up. Some
sticky-fingered dirtbag broke
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into my garage and disappeared
my kid's Christmas present.
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So one of you canaries
better start singing
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real quick!
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Look, what Bugsy Malone
is trying to say
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is that he got robbed
last night,
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and we could use some help.
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Sorry, Calvin.
I haven't heard anything.
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How about y'all?
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Okay.
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I see how it is.
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I'll play your little game.
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Somebody talk,
or I'll mess up his hairline!
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Dave, stay away
from Randall's fade
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before you get
your ass whupped.
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Look, we all connected
to the streets.
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Somebody in here
heard something.
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I heard something.See, Dave?
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Black Google-- the World Wide
Web of nosey people.
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What you got, Trey?
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Okay, word is,
James is cheating on his girl.
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What's that got
to do with it?
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I don't know.
I just don't like James.
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Come on, guys.
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This is a kid's Christmas
present we're talking about.
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This is not how we do things
around here.
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I mean, Que,
every Christmas Eve,
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you give away free haircuts
to the homeless.
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And Trey, how many bikes
have we put together for kids
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so they can have something
under their tree?
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Seventy-five.
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76 if you count mine.
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Exactly.
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'Cause in this neighborhood,
we take care of each other.
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Especially during
this time of year.
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So one of you wise-apples
better spill the beans,
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or I'm cracking skulls!
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If nobody talks,
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I'm leaving him here.
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Yo, yo, Calvin,
come here.
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What's up?
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All right, look.
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Now you ain't heard this from
me, but I have a colleague
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that's in the same line
of business as myself.
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Oh, so, a hustler
that sells stolen stuff?
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That's hurtful...
but not untrue.
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Anyway, if anybody's got
your scooter, it's him.
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This is where
you can meet him.
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All right, got it.
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All right, come on,
Dave, let's go.
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Right behind you.
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Oh, and, uh...
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I didn't mean to be so tough
with you guys.
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Sorry if I scared anybody.
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♪ That time of year
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♪ Has come again...
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I thought you said you got
rid of these sweaters.
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I tried, man.
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But for some reason,
they wouldn't burn.
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Okay, I made some hot cocoa,
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just the way
you used to like it.
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Aw.
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This is ridiculous.
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I know. There aren't even
any marshmallows in here.
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Okay, so let's see how
your ornaments are doing.
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Ooh, Malcolm.
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You've got the googly-eyes
on your reindeer
253
00:11:08,906 --> 00:11:10,086
centered perfectly.
254
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:11,865
Yeah.
255
00:11:11,909 --> 00:11:14,999
Now that I'm not six,
I'm not eating the glue, either.
256
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:18,083
Oh, Marty, what are you
spelling out with your macaroni?
257
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,693
Oh, uh, it says,
258
00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:21,483
"Help."
259
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,091
As in "Santa's little helper"?
260
00:11:26,141 --> 00:11:28,271
Sure.
261
00:11:29,753 --> 00:11:31,013
Okay, Ma,
you know what?
262
00:11:31,059 --> 00:11:33,279
This has been fun,
but I think I am done.
263
00:11:33,322 --> 00:11:35,062
Yeah, Mom, me, too.
264
00:11:35,106 --> 00:11:36,936
W-W-Wha-- No.
W-We're just getting started.
265
00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:38,238
You haven't finished
your ornaments
266
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,023
or made the popcorn string
for the tree.
267
00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:42,118
Yeah, I know, Mom, but that's
tuff we did when we were kids.
268
00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:43,947
Yeah, we're too grown
for this.
269
00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:45,285
Well, says who?
270
00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:48,164
Says the man wearing
a Christmas crop top.
271
00:11:53,168 --> 00:11:54,518
Okay, fine.
272
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,960
I mean, if you're too grown
273
00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,697
to spend time
with your mother,
274
00:11:57,738 --> 00:12:00,828
I'll just go somewhere where
they have Christmas spirit.
275
00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,521
GIRL:
Merry Christmas,
Mrs. Butler.
276
00:12:02,568 --> 00:12:04,178
Ah, shut up.
277
00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:09,446
Oh, man, she is mad.
278
00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:11,148
Yeah, I know.
279
00:12:11,186 --> 00:12:12,666
We really screwed up.
280
00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:13,979
Yeah.
281
00:12:14,015 --> 00:12:15,795
Hey, you gonna
drink your cocoa?
282
00:12:15,843 --> 00:12:18,493
You touch my cocoa and you're
getting a macaroni up your nose.
283
00:12:22,632 --> 00:12:24,322
This is ridiculous.
284
00:12:24,373 --> 00:12:27,073
Jeremiah said the guy would
meet us here over an hour ago.
285
00:12:27,115 --> 00:12:29,945
Right. Because guys who hang out
in back alleys
286
00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:33,257
selling stolen goods
are known for being punctual.
287
00:12:34,252 --> 00:12:35,422
Help!
288
00:12:35,471 --> 00:12:37,031
Help me, please.
289
00:12:37,081 --> 00:12:39,821
Somebody just ran off
with my donation bucket.
290
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:43,397
See that? Even Santa
gets jacked around here.
291
00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:46,395
C-Can one of you
please call the police?
292
00:12:46,438 --> 00:12:48,788
Oh, yeah.
I-I got you, Santa.
293
00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:50,262
Never mind.
294
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,442
Looks like you're good.
295
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:54,488
They're not cops!
Open up!
296
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,802
You're the guys
we've been waiting for?
297
00:13:01,845 --> 00:13:02,975
That's right.
298
00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:05,070
Welcome to Santa's workshop.
299
00:13:11,115 --> 00:13:13,075
Oh,
look, Grover,
300
00:13:13,117 --> 00:13:16,207
you made a little
gingerbread family.
Yeah.
301
00:13:16,251 --> 00:13:19,161
This is me, this is you,
and this is Dad.
302
00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:21,870
Aw. And who are you making
over there, Tina?
303
00:13:21,909 --> 00:13:23,519
Two ungrateful sons.
304
00:13:25,042 --> 00:13:28,392
Not so grown without your legs,
are you?
305
00:13:28,437 --> 00:13:32,837
Why don't we lay off the eggnog
for a little bit?
306
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:35,536
You would think I
deserve one afternoon.
307
00:13:35,574 --> 00:13:39,094
Between the two of them,
36 hours of labor.
308
00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:41,923
And Marty was born
with that pumpkin head.
309
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,192
Hey.
That was my dad.
310
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,160
Don't worry, sweetie.
311
00:13:47,195 --> 00:13:49,155
We'll bake your father
a new head.
312
00:13:49,197 --> 00:13:52,377
I'm sorry, Gemma,
I'm trippin'.
313
00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:55,117
It's okay. We all
trip sometimes.
314
00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:57,249
You know, it's just,
when your kids are little,
315
00:13:57,292 --> 00:13:59,852
you don't realize some
traditions don't go on forever.
316
00:13:59,903 --> 00:14:03,123
I know, but at least
you have those memories.
317
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,647
Do you really want to ruin them
for the three of you?
318
00:14:05,691 --> 00:14:06,861
And us.
319
00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:12,266
Mm. Show me which
cookie is you again.
320
00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,267
I'm still hungry.
321
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,407
So what are you
gentlemen interested in
322
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:21,054
this holiday season?
323
00:14:21,098 --> 00:14:23,498
Electronics? Jewelry?
324
00:14:23,535 --> 00:14:25,315
Maybe a pet?
325
00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,067
You got animals in there?
326
00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:30,676
Not at this location.
327
00:14:30,716 --> 00:14:33,286
But I can have a kangaroo here
in 20 minutes.
328
00:14:33,328 --> 00:14:36,378
I'm not interested
in kangaroos.
329
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,598
At least not right now.
330
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,770
I'm looking for
a stolen scooter.
331
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,163
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
We don't use
332
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,686
the word "stolen" around here.
333
00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,339
Santa's on probation.
334
00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:47,213
We're done here.
335
00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:48,955
H-H-Hold on, hold on.
336
00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,566
What-What my friend meant
337
00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:52,696
is that we're looking
for a scooter
338
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:57,488
that may have recently
fallen off Santa's sleigh.
339
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:59,916
Okay.
340
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:01,133
You're in luck.
341
00:15:01,182 --> 00:15:02,872
I just got one in
this afternoon.
342
00:15:02,923 --> 00:15:04,353
Hold on.
343
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:06,622
I think it's in
"sporting goods."
344
00:15:08,363 --> 00:15:11,363
See, Dave? I told you
we'd get your scooter back.
345
00:15:11,409 --> 00:15:12,849
Great.
346
00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:16,029
I have to buy back a scooter
that I already paid for.
347
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,546
Look, I hear you.
348
00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,859
But won't it all be worth it
on Christmas morning
349
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,766
when you see the look
on Grover's face?
350
00:15:21,811 --> 00:15:24,291
SANTA:
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
351
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:27,254
What is that?
352
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:28,335
It's your scooter.
353
00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:30,733
Every kid wants one of these.
354
00:15:32,256 --> 00:15:35,086
Are you kid-- Santa,
that is not my scooter.
355
00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:37,569
All right, Dave,
it's not the exact one,
356
00:15:37,609 --> 00:15:41,099
but Grover will never grow out
of this one.
357
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:44,360
You know, I knew this was
a waste of time.
358
00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:46,359
All right, look.
359
00:15:46,401 --> 00:15:47,871
We'll just go back
to the barbershop...
360
00:15:47,924 --> 00:15:49,574
No, Calvin,
it's Christmas Eve,
361
00:15:49,621 --> 00:15:51,231
and I don't have
a gift for my son.
362
00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:53,405
No more barbershops,
363
00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:54,881
no more sketchy alleys,
364
00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:58,191
no more Santas and
their stolen kangaroos.
365
00:15:58,239 --> 00:16:00,849
Hey, I came by
those kangaroos honestly.
366
00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,340
Hey, uh...
367
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,945
Just window shopping here,
but much would one
368
00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:09,727
of them mid-size marsupials
go for?
369
00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:19,172
Oh, hey, boys.
370
00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,436
You know, I just
wanted to, um...
371
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:24,099
What are you doing?
372
00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:25,964
Finishing up
our ornaments.
373
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:27,136
Yeah. See?
374
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,184
"We're so" what?
375
00:16:30,227 --> 00:16:32,447
Oh, uh, it's supposed to say
"We're sorry"
376
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:35,890
but I lost circulation
in my arms and I had to stop.
377
00:16:37,408 --> 00:16:39,328
You know what?
378
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,237
I'm the one who
should be sorry.
379
00:16:41,282 --> 00:16:43,762
You're right,
you're both adults,
380
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:46,326
and I shouldn't force you
to do what you don't want to.
381
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:49,414
Mom, it's not that we don't like
celebrating Christmas with you.
382
00:16:49,464 --> 00:16:51,854
Yeah, but maybe we can figure
out some new traditions.
383
00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:55,291
Ones that are more age
and, uh, size appropriate.
384
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:58,427
Like what?
385
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:00,303
I don't know.
We could go down to Ernie's bar,
386
00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:02,084
do a little Christmas karaoke.
387
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,829
Oh, that sounds good to me.
388
00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:06,399
Well, you know, I wouldn't
mind a holiday cocktail.
389
00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:09,357
Gemma's eggnog
is all egg and no nog.
390
00:17:12,487 --> 00:17:13,837
Okay, so what do you say?
391
00:17:13,879 --> 00:17:15,359
Do we have a new tradition?
392
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,410
I would love that.
393
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,058
Well, all right.
Let's do it.
394
00:17:19,102 --> 00:17:20,452
Come on.
Let's go.
395
00:17:20,495 --> 00:17:22,105
Yeah.
Oh, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
396
00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:23,679
Let me get these scissors.
397
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,675
I got to cut off
those tight-ass sweaters.
398
00:17:31,027 --> 00:17:33,377
I'm sorry, Dave.
399
00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,461
I really thought this would
have ended differently.
400
00:17:35,510 --> 00:17:37,340
I mean, you with
your scooter back,
401
00:17:37,381 --> 00:17:39,811
and me with a pet I could box.
402
00:17:41,472 --> 00:17:44,512
Yeah, I'm just disappointed.
403
00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:45,912
Yeah, me, too.
404
00:17:45,955 --> 00:17:47,345
I really wanted to help make
405
00:17:47,391 --> 00:17:50,431
Grover's first Christmas here
special.
406
00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:53,351
Oh, hey, it's the
guys from the shop.
407
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,010
Hey, fellas.
What y'all doing here?
408
00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:59,443
We came to bring you this.
409
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,370
Oh, it's my scooter.
410
00:18:01,405 --> 00:18:03,975
Yeah, we tracked it down
after you left the shop.
411
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,106
Yeah, Calvin, we heard what
you said about the holidays.
412
00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,459
Yeah, it made me think back
413
00:18:07,498 --> 00:18:09,678
to that year when
the neighborhood chipped in
414
00:18:09,718 --> 00:18:11,508
so I could spend Christmas
with my family.Oh, yeah.
415
00:18:11,546 --> 00:18:12,856
That bail wasn't cheap.
416
00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:15,152
Like you said, Calvin,
417
00:18:15,202 --> 00:18:16,592
we got to look out
for each other,
418
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,078
especially this time of year.
419
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:20,388
Well, all right.
420
00:18:20,424 --> 00:18:23,124
I don't want to overstate it,
421
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,126
but looks like
I saved Christmas.
422
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,783
Oh, man, I-I don't know how
I can thank you guys.
423
00:18:29,825 --> 00:18:31,785
This is the best gift
a guy could get.
424
00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:33,917
Merry Christmas, Dave.
425
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,099
Eh, so where'd you guys
get this?
426
00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,132
Oh, now, Dave,
that is one question
427
00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:41,743
Black Google won't answer.
428
00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:45,703
Thank you.
Yeah.
429
00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:56,328
Hey, Dave, come on outside!
430
00:18:58,201 --> 00:18:59,851
Whoa, snow.
431
00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:02,168
Like back
in Michigan.
432
00:19:03,293 --> 00:19:05,293
Calvin, what is all this?
433
00:19:05,339 --> 00:19:06,649
I told you, I wanted to make
434
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,478
your first Christmas here
special.
435
00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:11,176
Aw, Merry Christmas, Tina.
436
00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:15,171
Hey, what'd you guys
end up doing last night?
437
00:19:15,218 --> 00:19:17,268
Well, we started a new
Butler Christmas tradition.
438
00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:19,007
Yeah. Karaoke, drinking,
439
00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:21,138
and finding out Mom
is great at darts.
440
00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,536
Yeah, she's not just great,
she's a hustler.
441
00:19:24,575 --> 00:19:26,315
She took me
for almost 50 bucks.
442
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,280
Ooh.Well, you're the one
443
00:19:28,318 --> 00:19:30,588
who said you were a grown-up.
Take it like a man.
444
00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,061
Calvin, this is amazing.
445
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,767
W-Where'd you get
the snow machine?
446
00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:39,065
Well, after you got
your scooter back,
447
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,541
I paid another visit
to Santa's workshop.
448
00:19:41,592 --> 00:19:43,812
The kangaroos
were all sold out,
449
00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,635
so I got this snow machine.
450
00:19:49,426 --> 00:19:50,866
Thanks, buddy.
451
00:19:50,906 --> 00:19:51,866
Merry Christmas.
452
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,997
Merry Christmas, bud.
453
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:57,479
So what do you say?
Snowball fight?
454
00:19:57,521 --> 00:19:58,561
Ah, no.
455
00:19:58,609 --> 00:19:59,919
That's for the kids, man.
456
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,438
All right.
457
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:07,449
Hey.
458
00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:09,838
What can I say?
I'm a kid at heart.
459
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:16,494
♪ This Christmas, fireside's
460
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,850
♪ Blazing bright
461
00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:21,590
♪ We're caroling
462
00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:24,152
♪ Through the night
463
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:28,950
♪ And this Christmas will be
464
00:20:28,987 --> 00:20:31,947
♪ A very special Christmas
465
00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:33,520
♪ For me...
466
00:20:37,082 --> 00:20:39,042
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