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Thanks again for
having us over, Tina.
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Yeah, the chicken
and dumplings are delicious.
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Aren't they, Grover?
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Wow, that isinteresting.
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So I had to turn off
my football game for dinner,
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but the kid gets to play
world wide webs?
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Dad, the "world wide webs,"
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or as people under a hundred
call it, the Internet...
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...is not a game. It's-it's a,
it's a global network...
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Marty... you're
talking to Pop.
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The clock is still flashing
12:00 on his VCR.
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Which still has a tape of Beverly Hills Cop
stuck in it.
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You know what?
That was due back in 1997.
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Good thing Blockbuster
went out of business, huh?
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Grover, Mr. Calvin's right.
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Didn't we agree
no screens at the table?
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Yeah, I wasn't really sure
where we landed on that.
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So, Calvin, it looks like your
auto shop has some competition.
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I saw a new Motor Boys
opened up down the block.
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Please.
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Some generic chain
with a stupid jingle?
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I think it's catchy.
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♪ Car or truck,
you're in luck, with the ♪
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♪ Motor Boys. ALL: Beep! Beep!
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Why don't you all go "beep-beep"
yourselves, all right?
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Whoa!
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Motor Boys
has a really cool website.
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Grover! Didn't I just say
no screens at the table?
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Oh, so we are
going with that.
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You know,
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business has slowed down
since they opened up.
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Maybe we should think about
updating our shop.
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Oh, I could upgrade
your computer system.
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Automate your payroll.
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Maybe make
you a website
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that's not just
a picture of you
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laying across the
hood of a Corvette?
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While you're at it,
will you fix his e-mail?
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I send him stuff all the time.
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I never get a reply.
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Yeah, that's weird, huh?
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So what do
you say, Calvin?
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Can Marty help us out?
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Why not?
You can come in tomorrow.
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And I'll start working
on a jingle for you.
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Ooh, great.
E-mail it to me.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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So what goes down at an
overnight teachers' retreat?
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Oh, we have so much fun.
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PowerPoint presentations,
course lectures,
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and-- wait for it--
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we all come home
with a huge binder!
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My God, I married
the world's hottest nerd.
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All right, sweetie,
be good for Dad.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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I don't know.
Probably in my room?
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You know what? You've been
on that thing a lot.
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Why don't we take a little
screen break for a few days?
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A few days?
That's so unfair.
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No, come on.
It's a good thing.
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Look, you can play
outside, climb some trees,
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ride your bike around.
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Okay, if I say I'm sorry,
can I not do any of that?
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All right, sweetie, I got to go.
Give me a hug.
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I'll miss you, Mom.
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So, so...I'm with Dad.
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Bye.
Cheer up.
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You're gonna
have so much fun.
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It's gonna be great.
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It's gonna be terrible.
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What are you talking about?
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I have tried
the "no screens" thing before,
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and it always ends
in tears and tantrums.
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Well, if he throws a tantrum,
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I will deal with it.
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I was talking about me.
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You've just committed
yourself to 48 hours of:
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"Dad. Dad.
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Dad. Dad."
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And I will
come back with,
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"What's up? I'm here.
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Let's rage."
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: Ho-ho.
Oh, don't worry.
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There will be rage.
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You know, I'm starting
to get the feeling
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that you don't think
I can do this.
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Don't take this the wrong
way, but if Icouldn't,
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you definitely can't.
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Ho-ho! Really?
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Well, what you don't realize
is I have something you don't.
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The mind of
an eight-year-old boy.
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Finally, something we agree on.
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Okay. We're off
to a great start.
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The TV in your waiting room
now gets more than one channel.
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Oh, great.
How did you do that?
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Well, not to get
too technical,
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but I put new batteries
in the remote.
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The remote? Calvin,
you told me it was stolen.
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Yeah.
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Uh, looks like
I fired Eduardo for nothing.
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Well, thanks for your help, man.
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Be sure to treat yourself
to a hard candy on the way out.
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Calvin, look. You may not
want Marty's help,
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but as the person who keeps
the books around here, I do.
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Well, fine. We're watching
Beverly Hills Cop IItonight.
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That's right. I used a
butter knife to get Part Iout.
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Okay, Marty, what's next?
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Well, let's take a look at
how you organize your invoices.
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Oh. Okay, everything's
stored right over here.
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Oh, file cabinet.
Old school.
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Nike.
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So, that's August 2012.
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This is how you
keep your records?
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How do you
keep anything organized?
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These are
barely receipts.
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"Herman, $200"?
What'd you do for Herman?
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It says it right here.
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$200 worth of work.
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Yeah, but,
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but what specifically
did you do?
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Well, if you
want to know that,
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then we gonna
have to call Eduardo.
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How do you say,
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"Oops, my bad"
in Spanish?
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That was so much fun.
What's next?
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Grover. We just did mini-golf,
batting cages,
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we even went to the dog park.
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We don't have a dog.
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Aren't you tired?
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Not at all.
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Ooh. I thought all that fetching
would tire you out.
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So, now what?
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How about this?
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How about we take
a five-minute break
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so Dad can rest his eyes?
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Okay.
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Whew...
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How will I know
when it's been five minutes?
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I'll tell you.
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How will youknow?
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Buddy...
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look around you. You
have all these toys.
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You've got a
big backyard.
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You've got a
room upstairs.
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Can you really find noway
to entertain yourself?
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I have an idea.Oh, good.
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Screen time!
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Grover!
Drop it!
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Bad boy!
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Sorry.
I'm still in dog park mode.
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Listen. Come
here, buddy.
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It would make
my life...
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so much easier
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if I gave this to you.
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I don't know, Dad.
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Trust your instincts.
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But Mom doesn't think that we
can go a few days without it.
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And I want to prove
to her that we can.
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Which is why...
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you're not gonna tell her
that I'm gonna let you
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play with this
for a few minutes.
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Yes!
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But remember,
we're not telling Mom.
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Mom who?Oh...
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Okay, Dad. I just finished
setting up your new system.
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This tablet controls
all your scheduling,
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estimates
and service notes.
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Does it have
Angry Birdson there?
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'Cause I love pissing off
them uppity pigs.
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Hey, Calvin.
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Hey, what's up, Roy?
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I got a text
saying my car was ready.
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I didn't text you.
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Uh, no.
But your new system did.
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I programmed it so when
a customer's car is ready,
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they get a notification.
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I didn't ask you to do all that.
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I'm not sure I'm
comfortable with my shop
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making its own
booty calls.
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Dad, trust me.
This is gonna make your business
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more efficient. See, customers
will be automatically billed,
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the payments go directly
into your account,
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and you don't have to call them
when their car is ready.
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Wait a minute.
So I get my money faster?
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And I don't have to talk
to chatterboxes like Roy?
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Hey.
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Roy, please.
I know more about your prostate
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than the doctor
who gave you the exam.
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So what
do you say, Dad?
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You want to give it
a shot?
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Why not?
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All right, great!
You'll see.
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This is gonna
make you leaner,
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meaner and rolling
in the greener.
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Boy, you may be smart, but
you couldn't wrap a burrito.
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Thanks for letting me have
screen time again today, Dad.
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I don't know,
maybe spaghetti?
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Uh-oh. Mom.
Mom's home.
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Uh, quick, hide this.
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Okay, but you hide this.
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Hey, guys.Oh, hey, Gem.
How was the retreat?
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Did you get your binder?
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I got two!
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Oh.
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Wow. It looks like
you two are having fun.
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You bet your binders we are.
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You know, I'm gonna take
this magazine to read upstairs.
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It's got something
really interesting in it.
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So, how long before you
gave him his screen back?
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Because if it was
under two hours,
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the choir teacher
owes me a hundred bucks.
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Well, I hate to disappoint you,
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but... we made it
the whole time.
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Really?
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Yup.
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And no tantrums?
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Not him. Not me.
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Wow. I'm impressed.
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Well, Gem, what you have
to understand is...
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...I'm kind of a Dad-ass.
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Come on, Calvin,
what's taking so long?
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I got a text an hour ago
that said my car was ready.
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Yeah, and you texted me
a selfie.
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Everybody
just calm down.
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I'm gonna get
to y'all in a minute.
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And you, you delete
that picture.
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I don't know you like that.
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All right. Okay,
I opened the customer profile,
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swiped to the diagnostic menu,
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clicked "payment."
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You just texted me
another selfie.
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Hey, Dad.
I just got your message.
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What's the problem?I'm gonna tell you
what the problem is.
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Your stupid system got me
sending pictures to dudes!
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Okay. There's nothing wrong
with the system.
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You must've made a mistake.You know, the only mistake
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I made was letting you
come up in here
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and mess up my business.
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Dad, calm down,
man, I'll fix it.
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No. I think you've fixed enough.
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I'm just trying
to help you.
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You want to help?
Get out of my shop,
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and take this thing
with you.
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Fine. You don't want my help?
Stay stuck in the past.
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You don't even know
what you're talking about.
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I'm not stuck
in the past.
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All right,
y'all sit tight.
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I'm gonna go in here
and check my shoebox file.
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There you go, baby.Oh, thank you.
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Hey, I'm surprised
Marty's not here.
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He loves your waffles.
253
00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:06,204
He's not coming. He texted to
say he's too mad at your father.
254
00:11:06,251 --> 00:11:08,381
Oh. Well, that's too bad.
255
00:11:08,427 --> 00:11:09,737
He don't know what he's missing,
256
00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:12,957
but, uh, he's about to.
257
00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,607
Ooh. Waffles.
258
00:11:15,652 --> 00:11:16,912
Hey.
259
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:18,348
Those are my waffles.
260
00:11:18,394 --> 00:11:19,964
How could you treat
Marty like that?
261
00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,744
He was just trying to help.
262
00:11:21,789 --> 00:11:24,229
Well, all he did was make
things more complicated.
263
00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,929
By the time I figured out
how to charge Mrs. Perkins
264
00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:29,978
for her oil change, she
was due for another one.
265
00:11:31,189 --> 00:11:33,409
Yeah, Pop, if you're
not gonna upgrade,
266
00:11:33,452 --> 00:11:35,582
how do you expect
to compete with Motor Boys?
267
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,108
Well, I'm glad you asked.
268
00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:39,412
You know, I spent
all night coming up
269
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:41,768
with a brilliant
marketing strategy
270
00:11:41,809 --> 00:11:44,989
that is gonna bring in
tons of new business.
271
00:11:45,029 --> 00:11:46,079
Holla!
272
00:11:48,076 --> 00:11:51,606
Free tune-ups?
How can we afford to do that?
273
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,164
Oh, it's easy.
Just read the fine print.
274
00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:58,042
"One free tune-up
after 15 at full price.
275
00:11:58,086 --> 00:12:01,046
Offer good for one week only"?
276
00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:03,790
That's pretty slick, huh?
277
00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:05,961
Believe what I tell you,
278
00:12:06,007 --> 00:12:09,877
Motor Boys is going down.
279
00:12:09,924 --> 00:12:11,884
So, that's your big plan?
280
00:12:11,926 --> 00:12:14,106
You gonna beat Motor Boys
by standing on the corner
281
00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,455
and spinning that sign?
282
00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:17,624
No. You are.
283
00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,820
Oh, hey, Gemma.
What's up?
284
00:12:27,855 --> 00:12:31,075
Not much. Just running some
errands, doing some shopping,
285
00:12:31,119 --> 00:12:32,779
wondering if I'm a terrible mom.
286
00:12:33,817 --> 00:12:34,907
What?
287
00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:36,909
Let me ask you something.Mm-hmm?
288
00:12:36,951 --> 00:12:39,601
Do you ever feel like Calvin's
a better parent than you?
289
00:12:43,871 --> 00:12:46,561
Girl, please. Right now he has
one son that's not talking
290
00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:49,352
to him and the other that's out
working the street corner.
291
00:12:49,398 --> 00:12:52,098
Sit down. Tell me
what's going on.
292
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:54,580
Dave decided no screens
for Grover while I was gone,
293
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:56,190
and it went great.
294
00:12:56,231 --> 00:12:59,101
But every time I've tried,
it's been a disaster.
295
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:01,017
Oh, no. I'm sure
it wasn't that bad.
296
00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:04,022
Last time, I was so worn out,
I told Grover
297
00:13:04,065 --> 00:13:07,155
it was daylight savings
and sent him to bed at 3:00.
298
00:13:07,198 --> 00:13:10,028
Well, girl, that's nothing.
299
00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:12,421
Back when the boys were younger,
we used to play hide-and-seek.
300
00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:15,164
And the boys would search
around the house for an hour,
301
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:17,336
while I'd be napping in the car.
302
00:13:18,775 --> 00:13:20,295
Well, Dave doesn't
need any naps.
303
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,642
Grover hasn't had a screen
in almost three days,
304
00:13:22,692 --> 00:13:24,602
and he hasn't broken a sweat.
305
00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,050
Three days, huh?
306
00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:28,437
Hmm. Well, then, why are
307
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,140
Grover and I playing
Words with Friendsright now?
308
00:13:33,137 --> 00:13:35,097
Unbelievable.
309
00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:37,319
I know. What kind
of freaky eight-year-old
310
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:41,109
knows the word "cacophony"?
311
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,454
Hey, Calvin's Pit Stop.
312
00:13:44,496 --> 00:13:46,196
We got free tune-ups.
313
00:13:46,237 --> 00:13:47,847
Well, kind of.
314
00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:51,544
Malcolm, what the hell, man?
315
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,250
You've been out here,
like, two hours
316
00:13:53,288 --> 00:13:55,858
and not a single new customer's
come into the shop.
317
00:13:55,899 --> 00:13:58,909
How is that my fault?
Look, nobody's paying attention.
318
00:13:58,946 --> 00:14:02,036
That's 'cause you're
spinning the sign wrong.
319
00:14:02,079 --> 00:14:03,959
Look, you need to put
some stank on it.
320
00:14:05,169 --> 00:14:06,479
Pop, the sign
is not the problem.
321
00:14:06,518 --> 00:14:07,738
If you want to help
your business,
322
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,310
you need to listen to Marty.
323
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:12,217
Oh...And maybe apologize to him
while you're at it.
324
00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:16,393
He needs to be apologizing to me
for messing up my shop.
325
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:19,531
Now give me this. Let me
show you how to do this, man.
326
00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:21,795
You got to get down with it.
See that? Look at that.
327
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,278
Look at that-- spin that.
Whoo!
328
00:14:25,276 --> 00:14:26,186
Look at that. Look at that.
329
00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:27,404
For example,
see, check this out.
330
00:14:32,022 --> 00:14:33,582
Whoa! I killed it right there.
331
00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:36,062
Look at that.
Back at it, back around.
332
00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:39,073
Up, up, you flip it, then you,
like, ride it. Like that.
333
00:14:39,116 --> 00:14:40,906
Look at that.
334
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,594
I killed that. You like that?
335
00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:43,901
Check this out
right here.
336
00:14:43,947 --> 00:14:45,127
Oh...
337
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,260
You know what? On second
thought, maybe it's a good time
338
00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:53,042
to talk to Marty.
Yeah.
339
00:14:57,308 --> 00:14:58,748
Quick, Mom's home.
340
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,092
Oh, what's that, bud?
341
00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:02,798
I'm the best dad of all time?
342
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,275
Come here.
343
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:09,150
Oh, hey, Gem,
I didn't see you there.
344
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:12,150
Hmm. You probably didn't hear me
come in with all the noise.
345
00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:15,283
Some might call it a cacophony.
346
00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:18,937
I'll be upstairs.
347
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:23,982
So, what'd you two
do while I was gone?
348
00:15:24,031 --> 00:15:25,461
Well, all kinds of stuff.
349
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:29,170
We built Legos, read books,
played board games.
350
00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:30,910
Really? Which ones?
351
00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:34,121
Sorry? Risk? Trouble?
352
00:15:35,303 --> 00:15:36,823
You know, all of them.
353
00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:40,307
What was that?
354
00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:45,357
It sounds like, uh,
my toast is ready.
355
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,190
Ooh, I could go
for some toast right now.
356
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:49,759
Ooh.
357
00:15:49,795 --> 00:15:53,365
Darn it. You know,
I forgot to put the bread in.
358
00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:02,321
Well, look at that. Grover was
playing Wordswith Tina.
359
00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:04,674
What?
360
00:16:07,378 --> 00:16:09,428
When did he-- Huh.
361
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:12,207
That little stinker.
362
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,083
Dave, give it up.
I know you gave him screen time.
363
00:16:15,125 --> 00:16:16,435
Okay.
364
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,254
You're right. Sorry.
365
00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:20,302
It's just that when you said
that I couldn't do it,
366
00:16:20,348 --> 00:16:22,138
it made me want to do it.
367
00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:25,356
And then when I was doing it,
I realized I couldn't do it.
368
00:16:27,442 --> 00:16:29,742
And your solution
was to lie to me?
369
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:32,222
You made me feel
like a terrible mom.
370
00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:34,833
You are not a terrible mom.
You're a great mom.
371
00:16:34,884 --> 00:16:36,274
Uh-- You're the best mom.
372
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,240
Sometimes I wish
you were my mom.
373
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:41,460
Well, then, why didn't
you just tell me the truth?
374
00:16:41,499 --> 00:16:44,939
Well, because I was
disappointed with myself.
375
00:16:44,981 --> 00:16:49,281
And I really liked you thinking
that I was this amazing dad.
376
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,643
You are an amazing dad.
377
00:16:52,684 --> 00:16:54,424
But parenting is hard.
378
00:16:54,469 --> 00:16:58,129
And us not being honest with
each other just makes it harder.
379
00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,568
I know. I'm sorry.
380
00:17:03,782 --> 00:17:05,872
But I think you're right.
Grover probably
381
00:17:05,915 --> 00:17:08,265
does need to spend
less time on screens.
382
00:17:08,309 --> 00:17:10,749
Well, what do you think?
Like, an hour a day?
383
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,319
That sounds about right.
384
00:17:12,356 --> 00:17:14,406
GROVER:
How about two?
385
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:18,797
How about I put you
to bed at 3:00 again?
386
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,451
GROVER:
I knew that wasn't
daylight savings.
387
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,849
Ha, ha! Nice try, aliens.
388
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,372
You thought you were slick, but
there is a new Galactic Sheriff
389
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,417
in town, and his name is-- Oh!
390
00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:33,592
I died.
391
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:37,469
Who is it?
392
00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:41,902
Hey, M-Marty, look,
I came by just to, uh...
393
00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,431
What are you doing?
394
00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:45,084
Playing a video game.
395
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:50,438
Really? 'Cause you look
like Ray Charles trying to ski.
396
00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:53,001
Look, I get it.
You think technology is stupid.
397
00:17:53,049 --> 00:17:55,009
But I'm kind of
in the middle of something,
398
00:17:55,051 --> 00:17:57,741
so feel free to grab
a hard candy on your way out.
399
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:03,927
Okay.
400
00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,142
CALVIN:
Whoa.
401
00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:08,934
MARTY:
Dad? Is that you?
402
00:18:08,978 --> 00:18:12,808
What is all this
stupid space crap?
403
00:18:12,851 --> 00:18:14,931
It's you.
404
00:18:14,984 --> 00:18:16,504
Hey, look, son...
405
00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:18,461
Dad, if you want to talk,
you got to shoot some aliens.
406
00:18:18,509 --> 00:18:21,209
There's a button on
your right controller...
407
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,591
Whoa, you really seem to know
408
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:23,904
what you're doing
with that blaster.
409
00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:25,349
Of course I do.
410
00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:26,956
I'm from the streets, Marty.
411
00:18:28,215 --> 00:18:29,345
So, now what?
412
00:18:29,390 --> 00:18:30,480
Well, we want to take cover
413
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,171
before more Kurblock drones
find us.
414
00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,399
Follow me.
415
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:42,353
So, son, about
what happened at the shop,
416
00:18:42,403 --> 00:18:44,363
I know you were
only trying to help,
417
00:18:44,405 --> 00:18:48,365
but all your new technology
is too much change for me.
418
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:49,939
Look out. Laser arrows!
419
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:55,808
Damn, these Kurblocks
don't play.
420
00:18:57,113 --> 00:18:59,373
Look, I know change
is hard for you,
421
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:01,210
but I've seen you do
it plenty of times.
422
00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:03,428
First you resist,
but once you buy in,
423
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,997
you wonder what
took you so long.Like when?
424
00:19:06,035 --> 00:19:08,035
Like when you refused to
give up your flip phone.
425
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,480
I loved that thing.
426
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:15,138
When you slammed it shut, people
knew you hung up on their ass.
427
00:19:15,175 --> 00:19:17,395
Yeah, but when you finally
got your smartphone,
428
00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:19,618
you realized how
much better it was.
429
00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:21,397
And how about when Mom
wanted to get a new mattress
430
00:19:21,442 --> 00:19:23,132
but you didn't want
memory foam?
431
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,833
I didn't like the idea of my bed
432
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,630
remembering what I did
in it the night before.
433
00:19:27,665 --> 00:19:30,755
Yeah, but what happened that
first night you slept on it?
434
00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:32,539
It was great.
435
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:36,543
I slept so hard my left arm
didn't wake up for a week.
436
00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:38,067
Exactly. I'm telling you,
437
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,680
if you give this
new system a chance,
438
00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,891
you're gonna pick it up
faster than you think.
439
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,340
Maybe you're right.
440
00:19:43,377 --> 00:19:47,337
I am one of the smartest people
I know.
441
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:50,941
See? No one believes
in you more than you.
442
00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:53,423
Thanks, son. Come on.
443
00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:55,514
Bring it in.
444
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:01,357
Oh, Dad, look out!
445
00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:04,573
Kurblock, please.
446
00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:05,485
Whoo!
447
00:20:09,403 --> 00:20:12,703
MARTY:
And that's why, in the year
3215, the Galactic Assembly
448
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,364
exiled the Vortulons from
the Andromeda Compact.
449
00:20:14,408 --> 00:20:17,368
Although, there were
some economic factors
450
00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:19,761
that played into...CALVIN: Marty.
451
00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,284
What part of "the streets"
don't you get?
452
00:20:22,329 --> 00:20:25,509
I'm just here
to blast these fools.
453
00:20:25,549 --> 00:20:27,249
DAVE:
Oh, hey, guys.
454
00:20:29,031 --> 00:20:31,511
Dave? Are you in
Marty's apartment, too?
455
00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:33,515
No, I'm at Best Buy.
456
00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:36,557
Now that I'm back on screens,
I'm checking out VR headsets.
457
00:20:36,604 --> 00:20:39,214
Wait your turn, kid.
458
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:41,564
Well, since you're here,
459
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,399
you want to help us
take out some aliens?
460
00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:45,307
Actually, I came
for a new vacuum.
461
00:20:45,352 --> 00:20:47,352
What do you guys think?
Do I go modern upright
462
00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:49,267
or classic canister?
463
00:20:49,312 --> 00:20:53,222
Or, and I'm just playing
devil's advocate here, Roomba?
464
00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:56,313
Dave, watch out!
Incoming!
465
00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:58,013
I don't see anybody.
466
00:20:58,060 --> 00:20:59,410
I was talking about me.
467
00:21:05,981 --> 00:21:08,501
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