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♪
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Hey, guys.
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Oh, hey.
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Wow, those plants
are beautiful.
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Thanks. I used to work
at a nursery
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back in Hickory Corners.
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Till I found out
what they were really growing.
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[chuckles]
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We just thought it'd be nice
to have a little pop of color.
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Yeah, we did that to this
neighborhood 30 years ago.
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Well, how about you, Dave,
you like to garden, too?
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I'm more
of a lawn man, myself.Hmm.
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Nothing I like better
than breaking out the old mower
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and showing the grass
who's boss.
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[quietly]:
I would've bet on the grass.
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All right, all done.
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What do you think?
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I think it looks great.
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Calvin,
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I think we need
to fix our house up, too.
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What are you
talking about?
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We just got a new satellite dish
last year.
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We could start
with a new porch light.No.
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Then you're probably gonna want
a new door.No.
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And at that point, we're gonna
need all new landscaping, right?No.
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Ooh, that's gonna look great,
don't you think, Calvin?Yeah.
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No!
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Ooh, what about this color
for the trim?
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Yeah, I like it.
"Fenwick Fog."
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Yeah, probably
'cause it sounds like something
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from Harry Potter.
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I wear that with
a badge of honor.
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Just like I wear
my Sorting Hat.
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What are you all doing?
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Picking out paint colors
for the house.
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Oh. Well, too bad there's
about to be a power outage.
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Dad, it's-it's a laptop.
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It has a battery.
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So does your car. Go home.
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[clucks tongue]
Come on, Calvin.
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Happy wife, happy life.
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I want you to
paint the house.
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[sighs]:
Fine.
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Malcolm, paint the house.
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Come on, Calvin,
be a good husband
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for your beautiful wife
and paint the house.
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All right.
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If it's that important to you
and you really want me
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to paint the house...Mm-hmm.
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...go ahead and hire someone.
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Just make sure
they're the best.
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The best?
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And the cheapest.
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Ah, there it is.That makes more sense.
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[indistinct talking]
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Hey, sweetie.
What are you doing?
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Getting a snack.If you look in the pantry,
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there's some
unsalted veggie chips.
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Okay,
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I won't look in the pantry.
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[knocking at door]
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Hey, girl.
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I love it
when you call me that.
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[chuckles]
Well, you want to give it a try?
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I'd love to...
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girl...
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No.No.
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No.
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What's up?Well, I was wondering
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if you had the number to that
guy who painted your house
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before you moved in.
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You guys are painting
your house?
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Dave loves painting houses.
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[chuckles] More like houses love
getting painted by Dave.
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You know,
I put myself
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through college painting them
back in Michigan.
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Oh. On our first date,
he took me on a tour
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of some of his
favorites.
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He even stopped and
touched up a couple.
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Aw. Well, on our first date
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Calvin broke up
with his girlfriend.
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You know,
if you want your house painted,
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I'd be happy to do it.
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I mean, friends
help out friends, right?
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And I can take today off.
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Well, that's so sweet of you,
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but Calvin wants me to hire
a professional.
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[chuckles]
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A... a professional?
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Do you think they
just let anyone paint
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the Kalamazoo Hall of Records?
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I don't know.
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I don't know white people stuff.
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You should let
him do it, Tina.
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He's really good.
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Look, I'm sure you're right,
but, you know, it's just that...
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I'll do it for free.Okay, you're hired.
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But you better do a good job.
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Oh, you got it, girl.
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See? Wow, he said it right.
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Ah. Thank you.
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I know some black people stuff.
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♪
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Dave?
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Wazzup!
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Ah.
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Should we tell him that's
not a thing anymore?
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It's not?
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Uh, Dave, what are
you doing up there?
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Oh, I'm painting your house.
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Mom hired you?
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No, no, no. She didn't hire me.
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I volunteered to do it for free.
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[chuckles]
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Dad is gonna hate this.
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It's a total violation
of his man code.
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Oh, yeah, he is
gonna freak out.
Yeah.
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You want to hang
around and watch?
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Wazzup!
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So, how we lookin'?
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Yo, that looks great, man.
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[exhales] I can't wait
for your dad to see.
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He is gonna go nuts.
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Oh, you have no idea.
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All right.
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We're all finished patching
and sanding.
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Now it's time to prime.
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Can you feel the excitement
in the air?
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[whoops]
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We should probably
warn him, right?
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Yeah, we probably should.
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[vehicle approaching]
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Notice you're not moving.
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I noticed that, too.
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Well, all right!
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[laughs]
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Yeah, that looks good,
doesn't it, Pop?
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Are you kidding me?
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This looks better than good.
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This guy knows what he's doing.
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[chuckles]
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I'm not sure he does.
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What?!
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Look at his work!Mm-hmm.
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This guy's a real pro.
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You see what happens
when your mother listens to me?
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Oh, hey, Calvin.
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Hold on.
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You'repainting the house?
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Wazzup!
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And, like you said,
he's doing a great job.
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You said that, Calvin?
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And the best part is,
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he's doing it for free.
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I-I need to, uh...Yeah.
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I-I'm gonna have to...
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Right.
Tina!
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Will you tell her
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that I'm gonna finish
the front today
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and I'll do the sides
tomorrow?
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Oh, isn't that sweet.
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He thinks there's
gonna be a tomorrow.
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Tina?
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Tina?
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What?
Tina,
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you're letting Dave paint
our house for free?
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So? You like anything free.
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No, I don't.
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You have two drawers
in the kitchen
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stuffed with ketchup packets.
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Those aren't free.
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They're built into the
price of the hamburger.
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Calvin, you're being ridiculous.
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See, you just
don't get it.
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Letting another man work
on your house for free,
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it's like saying you
can't do it yourself.
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Okay, so you want
to do it yourself?
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Hell no!
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But letting Dave
paint our house,
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that's a direct violation
of the man code.
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Oh, please. The last time
you talked about your man code,
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you refused to get stitches
and almost lost your finger.
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I did not.
It naturally healed.
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Look, I can
almost bend it.
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You know, I don't want to hear
any more of this nonsense.
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It's not nonsense.
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See, there are unwritten
rules to manhood.
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Like always give
a firm handshake.
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And that your word
is your bond.
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And never, evercompliment
another man's outfit
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unless you're
looking for a fight.
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Calvin, you told me to hire
someone good and cheap,
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which I did, so as far
as I'm concerned,
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the only problem
we have is you.
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You hire another man
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who's doing an excellent job
painting our house for free,
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and I'mthe problem?
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Okay, Tina.
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[imitating Calvin]:
Well, okay, Calvin.
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If you don't like it,
then you do something about it.
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Oh, I will.
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And don't be messin'
with my ketchup packets.
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I know how many there are!
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Now, you're
probably wondering
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why I chose natural
over synthetic fiber.
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Yeah, that's exactly why
we're sticking around.
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[both chuckling]
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Dave.
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You're fired.
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What? Why?
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Because I can paint
my own damn house.
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You can't fire me.
I'm doing this for free.
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And you call yourself a friend!
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Hey, Mr. Calvin.
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Oh, hey, little man.
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That's not how my dad
paints the house.
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Goodbye, little man.
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Have you ever done this before?
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No. But it's not that hard.
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I mean, you...
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dip it...
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slap it, watch it dry.
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Dip it, slap it...
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...watch it dry.
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Why won't you
just let my dad help you?
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Well, because of something
called the man code.
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That's a set
of unwritten rules
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that fathers have passed down
from generation to generation.
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What are the rules?
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Well, for one...
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never text a man
"Get home safe."
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If he doesn't,
it's just God's plan.
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My friends and I mostly
text each other emojis.
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Oh, oh, you got
to stop doing that.
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The only emojis you can text
to another man is
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the fist bump,
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strong arm,
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and the thumbs up.
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What about a unicorn head?
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Only if the fist bump
is punching it in the face.
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'Kay.
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Oh, oh, oh.
And that's another one.
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Never text
another man, "'Kay."
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It's always, "O-kay."
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Wh-Why?
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No one knows.
It-it just is.
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O-kay.
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There you go.
[chuckles]
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Yeah, he got that
way faster than Marty.
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What are you doing?
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Watching Calvin
paint his house.
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It's a disaster.
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He didn't prime,
he didn't tape.
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It's... it's just like he's
dipping and slapping out there.
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You know, seeing you out
there painting yesterday
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brought back a lot
of fond memories.
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Oh, yeah?Mm-hmm.
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Like what?
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Mm, like when they
gave you the keys
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to the Hall of Records,
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and we had some fun
in the permit office.
264
00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:50,011
Ooh, we definitelydidn't
have a permit for that.
265
00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:51,881
[laughs]
266
00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:54,103
So, I was thinking,
maybe later today...
267
00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:56,412
Oh, for God's sakes.
268
00:10:58,026 --> 00:11:00,156
He's stirring the paint
with a tree branch!
269
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,722
This man is a maniac!
270
00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:05,730
I don't understand why he
insists on doing this alone.
271
00:11:05,773 --> 00:11:09,513
Easy, Dad. Man code.What?
272
00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,039
He said you're breaking
the rules of being a man.
273
00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:16,270
By the way, you got
to stop texting me unicorns.
274
00:11:18,786 --> 00:11:21,266
What is he talking about?
275
00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,800
I was not breaking man code.
I was following it.
276
00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:26,224
Always have your buddy's back,
never leave a job unfinished.
277
00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:28,401
And if your friend
looks good in a new suit,
278
00:11:28,447 --> 00:11:29,887
make sure to let him know.
279
00:11:29,927 --> 00:11:32,407
Well, instead
of standing here
280
00:11:32,451 --> 00:11:34,671
watching Calvin paint,
281
00:11:34,715 --> 00:11:38,325
maybe we could go
upstairs and...
282
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:39,680
Ooh...Ugh.
283
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,290
Would you look at that?
284
00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:42,860
Oh, my gosh.
285
00:11:42,897 --> 00:11:45,207
He's using rollers
on the window frames.Mm.
286
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,377
The man's oblivious
to everything!
287
00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:54,341
Yo, I hear
this movie is hilarious.
288
00:11:54,386 --> 00:11:56,386
I don't know, man.
289
00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:58,472
I doubt anything's gonna top
watching Dad splash around
290
00:11:58,521 --> 00:12:00,431
in a paint can
looking for his phone.
291
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:03,049
[laughs]
292
00:12:03,091 --> 00:12:05,391
Uh, Marty, what are you doing?
293
00:12:05,441 --> 00:12:06,741
I'm sitting down.
294
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,400
Uh, man code, Marty!
295
00:12:08,444 --> 00:12:09,924
Whenever possible,
296
00:12:09,967 --> 00:12:12,147
two men always leave
a seat in between them.
297
00:12:12,187 --> 00:12:13,927
What? But if I sit
298
00:12:13,971 --> 00:12:16,011
over there, how are we
gonna share the popcorn?
299
00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:20,976
We're not.
300
00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:24,414
And if we go
to the bathroom together,
301
00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:27,250
eyes forward,
no talking at the urinal.
302
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,249
Okay, dude. Okay.
303
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,981
I just thought with all
your talk about being "woke,"
304
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,813
you'd be a little
more progressive.
305
00:12:33,861 --> 00:12:36,251
Um, excuse you?
I am progressive.
306
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,958
Really?Yeah.
307
00:12:37,995 --> 00:12:39,605
Because it seems to me
you've bought into Dad's
308
00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:40,959
outdated ideas
about masculinity.
309
00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:43,218
Oh, no, I have not.Prove it.
310
00:12:44,262 --> 00:12:45,432
Okay, I will.
311
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,266
There. See?
312
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,572
Woke.
313
00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:54,228
Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
314
00:12:54,272 --> 00:12:55,832
That feels okay,
doesn't it?
315
00:12:55,883 --> 00:12:57,843
You know, actually,
it's not that bad. [laughs]
316
00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:59,275
Exactly.Yeah.
317
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,581
You're still a man.Right.
318
00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,016
I'm still a man.
319
00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:03,713
Right.
320
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,420
Some people might even say
that we are more manly
321
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,158
because we're so comfortable
with ourselves.
322
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,550
Yeah. Good for us.
323
00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:12,073
Yeah, man.[laughs]
324
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,726
Pop doesn't know
what he's talking about.
325
00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:15,910
Man, no. [laughs][laughs]
326
00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:26,128
Yeah, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna move over there.Yeah.
327
00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,734
This seat is
way more comfortable.
328
00:13:27,784 --> 00:13:29,784
I feel like here.
329
00:13:32,049 --> 00:13:34,489
Well, I think
I got most of the paint off.
330
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:35,400
[chuckles]
331
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:38,224
But just in case...
332
00:13:38,273 --> 00:13:41,403
maybe you should check
to see if I missed some spots.
333
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,110
[laughs]
334
00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:45,107
Oh, you missed a few
spots, all right.
335
00:13:45,149 --> 00:13:47,979
Under the window, next
to the air conditioner,
336
00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:50,282
the entire back
of the house.
337
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:53,028
Oh, now you want the back
of the house painted?
338
00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,680
Someone's getting
a little bougie.
339
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,428
Calvin, this is our home.
340
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:58,816
I just want it
to look nice.
341
00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:01,519
I know, and it will,
babe, I promise.
342
00:14:01,557 --> 00:14:03,647
Mm. You did look
manly out there.
343
00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,609
[laughs]
I did, didn't I?Mm-hmm.
344
00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:08,348
I mean, check out
this property, girl.
345
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,050
Would you love it
or list it?
346
00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:12,047
[laughs]
347
00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,489
[soft clattering outside][laughs]
348
00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:14,435
What was that?
349
00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:16,523
Oh, you know what that was.
350
00:14:16,572 --> 00:14:18,702
[whispering]
351
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:21,098
No, no, no. What
was that sound?[louder clattering]
352
00:14:21,142 --> 00:14:23,662
Ooh, I think somebody's
trying to break in.
353
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:27,149
Well, he ain't
the only one. Come on.Calvin!
354
00:14:27,191 --> 00:14:28,401
Fine.
355
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,283
All right.
356
00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:32,155
I'll go check it out,
357
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:35,456
but if I'm not back here
in two minutes, call the police.
358
00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:36,724
Okay.
359
00:14:36,766 --> 00:14:38,546
Uh, but use your white voice.
360
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,081
Dave, what the hell
are you doing?!
361
00:14:53,522 --> 00:14:55,432
I'm finishing
the job I started.
362
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,790
That's man code!
363
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,360
Nice pajamas, by the way.
364
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,279
Get down from there
and stop painting my house.
365
00:15:03,314 --> 00:15:04,534
Why?
366
00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,496
Because
you're making me look bad.
367
00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:09,145
All I'm doing is making
your house look better.
368
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:12,110
Exactly. And I'll never
forgive you for it.
369
00:15:13,411 --> 00:15:15,891
Calvin, what's going on?
You need backup?
370
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:18,026
I got my beat-down pan.
371
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,508
Go back inside.
372
00:15:19,548 --> 00:15:21,028
Uh, it's just Dave.
373
00:15:21,071 --> 00:15:24,161
What is going on out here?
374
00:15:24,205 --> 00:15:26,855
And why does Tina have
her beat-down pan?
375
00:15:28,426 --> 00:15:31,476
Calvin, just let me do this
for you.
376
00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,776
Oh, you want
to do something for me?
377
00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:35,653
Then I'll do something for you!
378
00:15:35,694 --> 00:15:37,654
What is he doing?
379
00:15:37,696 --> 00:15:39,826
I don't know,
but it's gonna be stupid.
380
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,092
Oh.
381
00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:44,006
Check it out, Dave.
382
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:45,481
I'm about to cut
your grass for you!
383
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,450
What?!
384
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,621
Calvin, don't you
start that lawn mower!
385
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,406
Oh, I'll do it, Dave.
386
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:54,110
I'll do it.Calvin, don't!
387
00:15:54,148 --> 00:15:56,238
Dave, too late.
You brought this on yourself.
388
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,720
[engine sputters, dies]
389
00:15:58,761 --> 00:16:01,061
Like I said,
you brought this on yourself!
390
00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:02,451
[engine sputters, dies]
391
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,804
Dad? What are you doing, man?
392
00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,284
I'm cutting Dave's lawn
393
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,634
to punish him
for painting my house.
394
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,600
Calvin, if you start
that lawn mower, I'm gonna
395
00:16:11,643 --> 00:16:13,773
come out here tomorrow night,
I'm gonna put on a second coat!
396
00:16:14,864 --> 00:16:16,434
[engine starts]
397
00:16:16,474 --> 00:16:18,304
Huh?
398
00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,176
Huh?
399
00:16:20,217 --> 00:16:21,477
Uh, should
we stop them?
400
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,083
Are you kidding me?
401
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:26,093
If we stay quiet, one of them
might wash my car.
402
00:16:26,136 --> 00:16:27,576
How you like that, Dave?
403
00:16:27,616 --> 00:16:29,356
This is what you get
for breaking the man code--
404
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,580
freshly-cut grass!
405
00:16:30,619 --> 00:16:32,539
You broke the
man code!
406
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:33,797
CALVIN:
You broke it!No, you broke it!
407
00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:35,629
You broke it, Dave.
You broke-broke it.
408
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:45,418
I did break that.
409
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,649
[whistling]
410
00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,345
Morning.
411
00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:01,387
Hey.
412
00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:07,001
Hey, look, uh,
about last night, man...
413
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:09,917
Yeah, yeah. Uh, things got
a little out of hand.
414
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,922
In hindsight, maybe
I shouldn't have been out
415
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,094
in the middle of the night
painting your house.
416
00:17:16,752 --> 00:17:19,712
Yeah, in retrospect,
that did start this whole thing.
417
00:17:20,886 --> 00:17:22,846
Look, I really didn't
mean to start a fight.
418
00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:24,628
I know.
419
00:17:24,673 --> 00:17:28,243
But, Dave, you just
can't do another man a favor
420
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:29,935
without asking him first.
421
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,412
Why not?
422
00:17:31,462 --> 00:17:33,422
Because then,
I would owe you one,
423
00:17:33,464 --> 00:17:35,244
and I don't like
owing anybody anything.
424
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:37,072
Well, I bought you
a bagel last week.
425
00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,219
But I drove, so we were even.
426
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:45,515
Calvin, you don't
owe me anything.
427
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,173
We're friends.
428
00:17:47,217 --> 00:17:49,877
Well, maybe that's how
it works back in Kalamazoo,
429
00:17:49,915 --> 00:17:51,875
but out here, it's different.
430
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,406
I-I guess we just have
different man codes.
431
00:17:57,445 --> 00:18:00,405
Yeah. I guess we do.
432
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,142
You think there's
any overlap?
433
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:05,850
Probably. I'm sure there is.
434
00:18:08,717 --> 00:18:11,717
What does yours say about
holding your wife's purse?
435
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,673
Oh. Well, you can do it
as long as you look mad.
436
00:18:15,724 --> 00:18:17,374
Mm.
437
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,071
That's what mine says, too.
438
00:18:19,119 --> 00:18:20,559
This is the face I make.
439
00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:27,259
Not bad. This is mine.
440
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:31,474
That's the face you
made when I asked you
441
00:18:31,522 --> 00:18:32,822
to come to a spin class with me.
442
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:36,615
Yeah, it's kind of like
a go-to scowl for me.
443
00:18:38,268 --> 00:18:41,008
Look, uh, I'll grab a broom
and help you clean up.
444
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,353
Sure that doesn't violate
your man code?
445
00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:46,444
Good point.
You're on your own.
446
00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:54,373
All right, how am I looking
over here, man?
447
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:56,325
Calvin, you're
a natural, but
448
00:18:56,373 --> 00:18:58,243
can I give you
one piece of advice?
449
00:18:58,288 --> 00:19:00,248
Sure.Okay, now,
450
00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:03,780
you're letting your
shoulder do all the work.
451
00:19:03,815 --> 00:19:06,385
The magic is
in your hips.
452
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,350
[humming]
453
00:19:12,389 --> 00:19:14,399
So like this?There you go.
454
00:19:16,437 --> 00:19:19,047
See? Told you
it was sexy.
455
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:22,354
You weren't kidding.
456
00:19:22,399 --> 00:19:25,149
I had Dave paint our house
five times in Michigan.
457
00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:26,795
It's how
we got Grover.
458
00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:28,928
[Tina laughs]
459
00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:30,491
Paint that wall, baby!
460
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:33,108
Uh, yeah, Dave. You missed
some spots on the bottom.
461
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:34,589
[chuckles]Take it down low.
462
00:19:34,629 --> 00:19:37,639
Yeah, drop that thang, Calvin.Mm-hmm.
463
00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:40,935
Calvin, uh, what's your
man code say about this?
464
00:19:40,983 --> 00:19:43,943
It's the number one rule
of the man code, Dave--
465
00:19:43,986 --> 00:19:45,726
always keep your wife happy.
466
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,340
Drop that thing, dawg.
467
00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:49,423
[both whooping]
468
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:52,090
Yeah, baby!Oh, yeah, baby!
469
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,514
Yes! Oh! Oh!
470
00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:56,382
Oh, oh, oh.Oh, that's it, guy.
471
00:19:56,433 --> 00:19:58,263
That's it, babe.Yeah.
472
00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:04,833
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