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All right, everybody, look.
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My mama's gonna be here soon. Feet down.
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Dave, you know how you
usually go on and on
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about how great I am?
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I know, I'll turn it down.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I need you to turn it all the way up.
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Sometimes she forgets the
light I bring into the world.
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I'm gonna need the full Dave.
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Okay, full Dave.
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Locked and loaded.
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Calvin, she's coming to see her baby boy
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get the Chamber of Commerce Award.
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Mama Marilyn's leaving a luxury cruise
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with Calvin's brother just to be here.
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Now, that is a proud mother.
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Oh, where was my proud mother
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when I got my award in fifth grade?
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It was for perfect attendance, Marty.
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And you didn't attend.
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You don't see the irony in that?
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Look, I just want this
visit to go perfectly.
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Sometimes my mom can be
a little hard to please.
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A little?
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Mama Marilyn is a gangster.
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She's the only one who can crack on Pop
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without him cracking back.
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Well, it's called respect.
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And a little fear.
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I grew up in the '70s.
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Whuppin' kids was still in style.
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- Yeah, that's it.
- It's true.
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Ooh, she's here, y'all.
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Ooh, I got flowers for her!
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Okay, baby.
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
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Ooh, girl, you look beautiful as ever.
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- Thank you.
- Hey, my grandbabies.
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- You see me!
- I see you.
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With faces like these,
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why don't I have tons of
beautiful great-grandbabies?
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Well, Marilyn, I'd settle
for just one ugly one.
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You must be Dave and Gemma.
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- Hi!
- Hi! Oh!
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I feel so warm and safe.
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Hey, Mama.
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- Oh, there you are.
- Yeah, yeah.
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You're looking good, baby.
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But you got to start exfoliating.
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, uh, right. Uh, Mama Marilyn?
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No need to exfoliate perfection.
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I mean, do you see those pores?
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No, you don't, because they don't exist.
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Dave, come on.
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Y-You're embarrassing me.
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Come on.
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Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook,
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I'd put your recipes in it.
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I understand why your
business is booming.
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- Aw, thank you, Marilyn.
- Yeah.
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Well, you know, Calvin's auto
shop is doing great, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can't eat a car.
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You know, Mom, uh, the city is
literally giving me an award
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for how my business
serves the community.
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I think I'm doing all right.
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Lighten up, Calvin.
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Everything does not
have to be about you.
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Well, you know, tonight kind of is.
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Well, you know, Calvin getting an award
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is pretty impressive,
don't you think, Marilyn?
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It was 30 years ago when I got it.
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They weren't just handing them
out to anybody back in the day.
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Mm.
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And they still aren't.
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How cool is it that Calvin is
following in your footsteps?
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Yeah, yeah. You know,
actually, I was just thinking
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it should be called "the Butler Award."
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Oh, that's good, that's good.
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They should call it "the
Marilyn Butler Award."
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Because I got it first.
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Well, mine's gonna be shinier
than yours because it's new.
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What-what's that, Calvin?
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Uh, I was just, I was saying
that I like your new hairdo.
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Oh.
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That's either potato
chip grease or glue.
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Only one way to find out.
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Oh.
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Peanut butter.
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That's nasty.
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This is why I always get
my own bowl of chips.
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Hey, so what's this history collage
you guys are working on?
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We're learning about the
Elaine Massacre in Arkansas.
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Hmm, I never learned
about that in school.
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Hundreds of Black people
were killed in a riot in 1919.
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The book says that state
officials tried to cover it up.
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Oh, this is a part of the new
diverse studies program
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that your mom started, huh?
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Yeah, Mom doesn't want us growing up
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as clueless as you guys did.
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Well... I don't want to be clueless,
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so I'm gonna learn with you guys.
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My dad says there's lots of people
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who'd rather act like those
things never happened.
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Well, unfortunately, he's not wrong.
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Boys, set your alarm.
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It's time for me to get woke.
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I'm sorry, he learned it from TikTok.
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There's nothing I can do.
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And where would Calvin's Pit Stop be
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without my Tina?
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She's the engine of my life
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with the performance
chassis that is built
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to hug my road.
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Ooh, that's fire, baby!
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Hold up.
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You're not really gonna
use that tonight, are you?
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Not anymore. No.
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Uh, so what time does this
little thing start tonight?
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Uh, well, this "little
thing" starts at 6:00.
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Aren't you gonna get ready?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm just working
on my acceptance speech.
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How hard is it just to say,
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"Thank you, God, thank you, Mama,"
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and get the hell off the stage?
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Um...
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Marilyn... I am supposed to
introduce Calvin tonight,
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but since you're here,
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why don't you say some nice words
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about him in my place?
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Oh, Tina, that's a wonderful idea.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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Uh, Mama, you sure you can put
together a speech at the last minute?
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Last minute is when I do my best work.
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Oh, babe.
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Um, I probably should've run
that by you first. I'm sorry.
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No, you know what, don't be.
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- Thank you.
- Mm.
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Now my mama will be forced
to brag about me in public.
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You know?
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I wonder what she's
gonna talk about first.
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You know, my business savvy,
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or how the community loves me?
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Or... oh, oh!
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Or how humble I am.
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Stop fighting me, Double Stuf!
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Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson?
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Yep.
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Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.
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They said I'd find you
by the vending machine.
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That's sad.
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Um...
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- How can I help you?
- I just want to say
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I'm, uh, really struggling with
this new diversity curriculum.
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- "Struggling"?
- Well, not me. More Eden.
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I mean, there's educating,
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and then there's burdening
our children with guilt,
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which can lead to depression
and God knows what else.
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Well, we certainly
don't want any of that.
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Mm-hmm.
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But the goal is to tell the truth
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about our country's history.
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But by being exposed to this curriculum,
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she's feeling responsible for things
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she had nothing to do with.
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Like race riots and slavery.
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Well, our children
didn't fight the British,
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but we teach them about
the American Revolution.
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I just think it's important for
our kids to get the full picture.
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I was hoping to avoid this,
Mrs. Johnson, but, um...
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I donate a lot of money to this school,
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and I'd hate to take it
and my child elsewhere.
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I think the old textbook
gave the right picture.
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If you donate so much money,
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why don't we have better
vending machines?
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Wow, Pop, it is crazy how this night
is supposed to be about you,
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but, uh, everybody is
loving on Mama Marilyn.
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Well, that's all right.
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Because in a minute,
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she's about to give me all my props.
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Now sit down and eat
your little sea bass.
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Fun fact.
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Marty, this is the quiet
part of the dinner.
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Uh, you okay?
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I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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Well, you're... double-fisting rosés.
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They're small.
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I just can't stop thinking about
that big donor from school.
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I've gotten more calls
about the new book.
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If we lose donations over
this, I could lose my job.
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Well, I think you need to let all
the parents voice their opinions.
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I mean, if you're gonna go
down, go down fighting.
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You know what, you're right.
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I'll call a meeting and explain how
important this new curriculum is.
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- Yeah.
- Thanks, honey.
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Two more rosés, please.
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Relax, one's for you.
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Okay, all right, everybody, here we go.
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- Forks down, cameras up.
- Get your camera.
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Welcome, everybody.
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Here to introduce
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this year's Excellence in
Business award winner
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is a recipient herself for
her employment agency,
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and my first crush.
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Mrs. Marilyn Butler.
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Uh, uh,
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Tina, get me a napkin.
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This-this is about to
get deep, I'm sure.
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Okay.
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Thank you, everyone.
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What can I say about my son, Calvin...
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... that he hasn't already
told you about himself?
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Okay, ev-everybody starts
their speech off with a joke.
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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no.
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That was a pretty good one.
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I always knew Calvin
would be his own boss.
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He had to be.
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No one else would hire him.
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Calvin, your mom is killing it.
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All my laughs are fake, by the way.
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I'm so sorry, baby.
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Asking her to do the
intro was a mistake.
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No, Marty's outfit is a mistake.
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This is a disaster.
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Wow.
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Seriously, since there were
so many people tonight
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who thanked me for helping
them start their businesses,
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I think I should get this award again.
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Wow!
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We love you, Marilyn!
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Sit on down, Frank. Stop flirting.
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But, seriously, this award
is a great honor for my son.
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I'm sure he's gonna cherish
it like it's his first one.
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Because it is.
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Oh!
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This has got to be almost over, right?
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If there's a God.
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I can go on and on about Calvin,
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but why do that when he's
so much better at it?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this year's honoree
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and his own biggest fan,
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my son, Calvin Butler.
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Go, Daddy!
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Oh, she thinks she got jokes?
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I got jokes.
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Ca-Calvin, don't do it.
She's your mother.
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You'll regret it. Just stick to your
speech. Baby, you'll be fine.
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All right, go ahead, baby!
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- That's my husband!
- Go, Dad! Go!
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You want me to stay up here with you?
Make sure they keep laughing?
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No, Mama, I got it. Uh, Frank?
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- Would you mind? Thank you.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
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Yeah, please, go with Frank, Mama.
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Thank you. And, uh...
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thank you, Mama, for those kind words.
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If it wasn't for your
endless positivity,
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who knows where I would be today?
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I mean, it's that kind of motherly love
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and support that keeps me going.
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Is he making fun of me?
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Oh, the tiramisù is delicious.
Did you have some?
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And again, I just want to say thank you
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to my wonderful mother, my
beautiful wife, my two sons,
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and the Chamber of Commerce
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for this great award.
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Thank you guys so much.
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So that's how you get your laughs, huh?
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Making fun of your mama?
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I just read from my speech.
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Just be happy you can't read my mind.
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Ooh.
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Calvin, I've got to say...
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I'm kind of afraid of your mom.
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Well, I'm a grown-ass
man, Dave, and I'm not.
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- Oh, I think she's coming back.
- Okay, okay...
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And that's why I stand
behind my decision.
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This book is not teaching
an alternate history.
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It's teaching the history of America.
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Yeah.
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The floor is open for comments.
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You did great, hon.
I'm really proud of you.
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Me, too. You know, I like watching
you take on the masses.
284
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And by "masses,"
I mean "ignorant asses."
285
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Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.
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The world's already a scary place.
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We don't need our
children's innocent minds
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filled with stuff they
don't need to know about
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by so-called educators.
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Let our kids... be kids.
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Did he just say "so-called"?
292
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Yes, he did.
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Hold my earrings. This might get ugly.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here, hold my earrings, too.
296
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I'm her ride-or-die.
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Can we say something?
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Grover?
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What are you kids doing here?
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We came to say we don't
want the old book.
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We like the new one.
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We want to learn the
truth about our history.
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Yeah, we're not scared.
304
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We can handle anything.
305
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We eat the lunch here.
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We are the youth...
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And we want the truth!
308
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Sorry, Dad, I'm not uncomfortable.
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You are. These things happened.
I need to know about it.
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You kids are too young for all of this.
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I disagree.
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If my son's old enough
to experience racism,
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then your daughter is old
enough to learn about it.
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Yeah.
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Y-You're making a big mistake.
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And it's gonna cost you.
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Mr. Simmons,
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I know in my heart if we
don't tell the whole story,
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that will be the mistake.
320
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But if parents like you
are gonna threaten
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to pull your donations over this,
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then this isn't the place for me.
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No, Ms. Johnson,
we love what you're doing.
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I'd be happy to donate more money
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so our kids can learn
their true history.
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Us, too.
327
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Oh, count me in.
328
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And my kids don't even
go to this school.
329
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Thanks again for your hospitality, Tina.
330
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And thanks for the ride
to the airport, boys.
331
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Somebody else was too busy.
332
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Well, I don't remember
somebody asking me.
333
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Well, I'm sorry you had
to cut your trip short.
334
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Ouch, man. It's already
uncomfortable enough.
335
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,980
I don't need you poking me.
336
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,560
Mama Marilyn, are you sure you
can't stay for another day or two?
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Uh, thank you, Malcolm,
338
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but I know when I'm not wanted.
339
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Again... just reading from
my prepared speech.
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Mm-hmm.
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Disrespected by my own son.
342
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"Disrespected"?
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Me disrespecting you?
344
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Oh! Wow!
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That is rich.
346
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Boy, are you coming for me?
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No, Mama, this my house right here.
348
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- I need you to understand this...
- Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait, okay, all right!
350
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It is time that you both acknowledge
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that you are just alike.
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Spicy and lovable all
wrapped up into one.
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Which is why I love you both.
354
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But nobody is leaving my house
until you talk things out.
355
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That's right, I said it.
356
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,270
Well, I guess Tina told you.
357
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I thought she was telling you.
358
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Ma, I just wanted this visit
to be different this time.
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I mean, I was proud of that award,
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and I wanted you to be, too.
361
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Calvin, I am proud of you.
362
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Well, it doesn't feel like it.
363
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,060
In fact, it's never felt like it.
364
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My whole life, I've
been second with you.
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I mean, and I'm your firstborn.
366
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:02,000
Curtis...
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he gets all the attention.
368
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,793
And I got all the wisecracks.
369
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,840
You didn't need my attention.
370
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:10,900
Like Tina said, we're just alike.
371
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Good-looking, intelligent,
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independent and thick-skinned.
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00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,380
- You see what you did?
- What?
374
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,700
You were talking about me, but really,
375
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,680
it was a compliment about you.
376
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,590
Oh, that's where I get that from.
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Son, you were the kind of kid
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that if I said there was something
impossible for you to do,
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you would get up the
next day and just do it.
380
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:42,240
Well, why did I get a whupping
381
00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,667
when you said it was impossible
for me to drive your car?
382
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,544
Baby, you were only 12 years old.
383
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,150
I mean, it was a small car,
you remember that?
384
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:55,009
- It was a little bitty car.
- Yeah, I remember.
385
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,140
Look, you were a shooting star then.
386
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,971
You're a shooting star now.
387
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:03,180
Well, that would've been a nice
line for your speech last night.
388
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,770
But where's the fun in that?
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00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,310
Calvin, I love the man you've become.
390
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,821
Despite the fact that you
was gonna kick my ass out.
391
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,520
No, you were the one
that wanted to leave.
392
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,560
Well, now I'll stay a few extra days.
393
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,372
And you can make it up to me.
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- My baby.
- Thanks, Mama.
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00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,462
- Thank you, honey.
- So, uh...
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00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,340
how many extra days we talking?
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00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,680
I'm playing, I'm playing.
398
00:19:40,390 --> 00:19:42,750
You know, it's been a while
since I've stretched out
399
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,850
the old karaoke cords, but...
400
00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:47,559
Mama Marilyn, you are in for a treat.
401
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,880
Oh, no, baby. We're
gonna save you for last.
402
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:57,864
- Okay, baby, start us off.
- Baby, you know I'm tired.
403
00:19:57,870 --> 00:19:59,850
♪ Hey sista, soul sista ♪
404
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,993
♪ Go sista, flow sista ♪
405
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,650
♪ He met Marmalade down
in old New Orleans ♪
406
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:09,584
♪ Struttin' her stuff on the street ♪
407
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,870
♪ She said, "Hello, hey, Joe ♪
408
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:14,005
♪ You wanna give it a go?" ♪
409
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:18,426
- ♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
410
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,220
♪ Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here ♪
411
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,800
♪ Yeah, well, well ♪
412
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,580
♪ Mocha chocolata ya-ya ♪
413
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:32,099
- ♪ Say what ♪
- ♪ Creole Lady Marmalade ♪
414
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:36,330
♪ Oh voulez-vous coucher
avec moi, ce soir ? ♪
415
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:39,360
- Come on, y'all!
- So you still want to follow this?
416
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,990
Nope.
417
00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:46,170
♪ Voulez-vous coucher
avec moi, ce soir ? ♪
418
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,997
♪ Voulez-vous coucher avec... ♪