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Hey, Calvin. You said you
wanted to show me something?

2
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Yes, Dave, I do. Um...

3
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Look at this.

4
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What is it?

5
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It's the baby-changing table

6
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that you and Gemma gave Tina
for her grandma shower.

7
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It says
"some assembly required."

8
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Well, this is not some.
This is all.

9
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Well, Calvin, that's part
of the appeal.

10
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Not only is it a gift,
but it's a fun building project.

11
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I see. I get it.

12
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You want me to help you
build it.

13
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Close. I want you to build it

14
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while I go play golf.

15
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Hmm, this is a fun project.

16
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *

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* Welcome to the hood. *

18
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So, Tina, are
you nervous?

19
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We're about to find out
the sex of your grandchild.

20
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No, you're about to find out.

21
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My instincts told me what
Marty and Courtney

22
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were having months ago.
I'm just here to say,

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"I told you so!"

24
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(laughs)

25
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Oh, oh, look at
you, girl. You--

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You just popped
outta there!

27
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Lookit.

28
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So I keep hearing.

29
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Hey, uh, hey, Dad,

30
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Courtney is a little bit
sensitive about her size.

31
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Oh, oh, okay, got it,
understood, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.

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Girl, look at you!

33
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As big as you wanna be!

34
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Thank you.

35
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Hey, uh, Courtney, um, why
don't you come have a seat?

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Okay.

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Oh, no. No, uh... (chuckles)

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One of the more sturdy ones.

39
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There we go.

40
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All right, let's do it.

41
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Okay.

42
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Drones, up.

43
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(drones whirring)

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(laughs) Okay, folks,
it's showtime.

45
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Keep your eyes on the skies

46
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and all will be revealed.

47
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I-I know the gender,

48
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can you reveal the
baby's name instead?

49
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Mom, no.

50
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We're not telling
anyone the name.

51
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We want to save something
for the big day.

52
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Okay. I know.
You're right.

53
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Just tell me!

54
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Mommy, no!

55
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Okay. Hit it.

56
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(dramatic music playing)

57
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Um...

58
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What gender is green?

59
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What are you
doing, Dave?

60
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I'm gonna use my drone
to film the gender reveal.

61
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You really think we're gonna
want to watch this again?

62
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Are the drones
forming shapes in the sky?

63
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Yep. That's Orion.

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A-And that's Cassiopeia.

65
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You do know there's
a Laker game on, right?

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I love it.
It's so creative.

67
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I don't understand it,
like, at all, but still.

68
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Here we go.

69
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The moment of truth
has arrived.

70
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Okay, let me just get
my drone in position...

71
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(crashing, zapping)

72
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(screaming)

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It's a girl.

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(cackles) I told you so!

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(gasping)

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* *

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Well, so much for
our big gender reveal.

78
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And we didn't even
get to the best part.

79
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I know,

80
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where the X
and Y chromosomes

81
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converge on the ovum.

82
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Yeah, well...

83
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at least we'll have a fun story
to tell Penelope someday.

84
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Dave, listen.

85
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If you notice
I'm acting weird,

86
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don't make a big deal.

87
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Okay.

88
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I've got some
information

89
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that I shouldn't have

90
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and it's really
fantastic information,

91
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but I can't tell you,
so leave me alone.

92
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You know, I think
I can fix this.

93
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Dave, I know the name
of Marty and Courtney's baby.

94
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Ooh, really, you do?
Yeah.

95
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Well, what is it?

96
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I can't tell you!

97
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I'm dying to,
but I can't.

98
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They're keeping it a secret.

99
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Okay, well,

100
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you do need to respect
their wishes.

101
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Do I?

102
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I mean, you're my husband,
it's kind of a loophole.

103
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That is true.

104
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Married people
do share everything.

105
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But you can't tell anybody.

106
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Well, w-who am I gonna tell?

107
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It's Penelope.

108
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Oh, that's cute.
(squeaks)

109
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She could by "Penny"
or "Nelly" or--

110
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Ooh, I know.

111
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Pineapple.

112
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No one is gonna
call her Pineapple.

113
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Well, that's what
I'm going to call her.

114
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* *

115
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Hey, y'all.

116
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Hey.
Hi.

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Okay, do we really
have to write

118
00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:03,303
a thank-you card for
this creepy crib mobile?

119
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It is so ugly.
Yeah.

120
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Who even gave this to us?

121
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It's from me.

122
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Thank you.

123
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You know, I wasn't looking at it
from the baby's perspective,

124
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it's actually beautiful.

125
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So, how was the game?

126
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Yeah...

127
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Well, we won, but it went
into extra innings

128
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and I haven't even started
writing my geology paper

129
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and it's due tomorrow.

130
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Ah. Geology 101,

131
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"rocks for jocks."
(laughs)

132
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That class was a piece of cake.

133
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Well, at least for me.

134
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Do a pull-up.

135
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You can't win every argument
like that.

136
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You know what you could do?
If you want to save time,

137
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use AI.
Yeah.

138
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Whoa, to write my paper?

139
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No way, that's cheating.

140
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I want to write
this myself.

141
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Embrace the future,
Malcolm.

142
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People used to think
calculators were cheating.

143
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And spell-checkers.

144
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And now we take them
for granted.

145
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And now you can take
AI for granite.
Yeah.

146
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(laughing)

147
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Gran-ite.

148
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The rock.

149
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Yeah.
(laughter)

150
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This poor kid will be born
stuffed in a locker.

151
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Man...

152
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* *

153
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Hey, Dave.

154
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How's it going?
Not bad.

155
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Check it out.

156
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All this time,
that's it?

157
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One leg?

158
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Well, I put the dowel
for the D leg in the A leg.

159
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Then, I used long screw A
in the locking bracket

160
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when I was supposed to use
short bolt C, so...

161
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I had to start over.

162
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Are you sure that
leg is right?

163
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Yes.

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(meekly):
Yes.

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Step aside.
I'm taking over.

166
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I'm not gonna put my
sweet little grandbaby

167
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on your house of cards.

168
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(chuckles)

169
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What are you smiling about?

170
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I was just thinking about
your sweet little grandbaby.

171
00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,891
I hate smiles, Dave.
What's going on?

172
00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:06,860
No, it's nothing, I just--

173
00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,929
I know something about her
that you don't know.

174
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How would you know
if I don't know?

175
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Look, well, I've said too much.

176
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Oh, no,
for the first time ever,

177
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not true.

178
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Okay, look,

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Gemma swore me to secrecy,

180
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but you are my best friend

181
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and if there's any loophole,

182
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it's for your BFF.

183
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Yeah, yeah, you know, if that's
what it takes, absolutely.

184
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BFF, yeah.

185
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The baby's name

186
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is Penelope.

187
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Penelope.

188
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Okay, yeah, that's cute.
I like that.

189
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Yeah, right? You know,
I bet a lot of us

190
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are gonna call her Pineapple.

191
00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,135
You know, I-I've always
liked that name.

192
00:07:48,235 --> 00:07:49,803
I knew a Penelope
in middle school.

193
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Oh. All right, well, please,
you can't say anything.

194
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Gemma will kill me.

195
00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,876
All right, look,
your secret's safe with me.

196
00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,811
All right, thanks, buddy.
And by the way,

197
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good luck on the cabinet.

198
00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,281
Here are the instructions.

199
00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:04,785
Dave. I'm a man, I don't
need no damn instructions.

200
00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,787
* *

201
00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,589
Okay, uh...

202
00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,223
Where do I start
with this AI site?

203
00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,925
This looks really complicated.

204
00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:12,960
Oh.

205
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,227
(chimes)

206
00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,064
Write me a three-page paper
about igneous rocks.

207
00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,398
(computer chimes)

208
00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,767
Okay, how is
that possibly--

209
00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,134
And done.

210
00:08:23,737 --> 00:08:26,073
No way. There's
no way this thing

211
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,941
can write a good paper
in two seconds.

212
00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,009
(chuckling)
This is...

213
00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,644
Oh, damn.

214
00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,111
Let's go get some sushi.

215
00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,948
No, no, Marty, I can't
just turn this in.

216
00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,618
I want this work to be my own.

217
00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:39,820
Oh. Okay, well,
take what AI wrote

218
00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,488
and then dumb it down.

219
00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,325
Malcolm it up.

220
00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,061
* *

221
00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,597
(drill whirring)

222
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:52,665
Hey, babe.
Check it out.
Yeah?

223
00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,868
I'm an artist with this thing.

224
00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,403
One-handed.

225
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,470
(whirring)

226
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,406
Behind the back.

227
00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:00,507
(whirring)

228
00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:01,809
Blindfolded.

229
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,777
(drill rattling)

230
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,813
Okay, that was a little off
right there.

231
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:11,218
Well, Prime just delivered
the cutest pink onesies,

232
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:15,789
bibs, socks, sweaters,
even pink diaper covers.

233
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,390
I've got the embroidery machine

234
00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,392
to put the baby's name
on all of them.

235
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,962
What I don't have is the name.

236
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,565
Well, I mean, keeping it secret
is kind of a tradition, right?

237
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,367
More like superstition.

238
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,202
You know, I thought
they'd be smarter than that.

239
00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,303
(Calvin chuckles)

240
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,539
Says the woman who thinks
we'll go broke

241
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,307
if you put your purse
on the floor.

242
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,845
Are we broke?
No.

243
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:38,979
You're welcome.

244
00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,582
You know, I'm the grandmother.

245
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,818
I should know
before anybody, right?

246
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,188
Right. That's... That's crazy.

247
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,191
(drill whirring)

248
00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,761
Calvin Geronimo Butler,

249
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,595
do you know something?

250
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:57,731
Listen.
Oh.

251
00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,533
When somebody
tells you a secret,
Uh-huh.

252
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,003
they expect you to tell
your spouse, don't you think?

253
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,672
Yeah, they do, they do,
move on, move on.

254
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,607
So, so, so--
All right, so,

255
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,277
you have to keep this
just between us.

256
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,912
All right?
Of course, baby.

257
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,313
All right.

258
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,586
So, Dave says
Gemma heard

259
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,954
Marty say...
Uh-huh.

260
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:23,791
...that the baby's name
is Penelope.

261
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,425
Penelope.

262
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:27,560
It's cute, right? (chuckles)

263
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,162
I know you think it's cute.

264
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,232
What are you talking about?

265
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,734
Oh, come on, Calvin.

266
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,235
Penelope?

267
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,270
The name of your
first girlfriend?

268
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,907
(chuckles)
That was seventh grade.

269
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,842
And she was hardly
my girlfriend.

270
00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:43,443
(chuckles)

271
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,978
You wild.

272
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,951
So you had hot and heavy
make out sessions

273
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,820
with a girl that wasn't
even your girlfriend?

274
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,621
It was one kiss.

275
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,189
You know, I can't, I can't,

276
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,290
I cannot embroider

277
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,293
these adorable pink baby clothes

278
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,296
with the name of the first girl
you slobbed down.

279
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,735
(scoffs) Penelope.

280
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,136
Ho!

281
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,609
Oh, that's from my
great-aunt Sheila.

282
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,045
Huh.

283
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,914
I didn't know Target sold
five-dollar gift cards.

284
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,816
(knocking on door)

285
00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,651
Oh, hey, Marty, hey, Courtney.
Hey.

286
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,954
Um, well, I wanted
to tell you something,

287
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,957
and I know it's not my place,
and I never meddle.

288
00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:34,594
Mom, can you just skip
to the part where you meddle?

289
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,531
Okay, well, I have a real
problem with the baby's name.

290
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,100
It's not gonna work.

291
00:11:41,969 --> 00:11:43,370
We haven't told anybody
the baby's name.

292
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,738
What are you saying?

293
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,176
(stammers)
Okay, this is...

294
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,611
This is a little painful for me
to talk about.

295
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,446
(sighs)

296
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,848
We never told you

297
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:58,718
or your brother, but years ago,

298
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:02,222
your father was involved
with someone.

299
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,057
They were in love.

300
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,625
Oh, my God.

301
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,695
Yeah. It was when he was
in the seventh grade.

302
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,898
Well, then, lead with that.

303
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,934
What is wrong with you?

304
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,702
Well, the point is,

305
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,437
her name was Penelope
and that cannot be

306
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,139
the name of my grandbaby!

307
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,843
Um, we're not naming
our baby Penelope.

308
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,044
No.

309
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,278
Oh, thank God.

310
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,679
You would do that for me?

311
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,782
Thank you.

312
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,384
No. It was never Penelope.

313
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,020
That's just what
we started calling the baby

314
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,454
before we knew it was a girl.

315
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,956
Really?

316
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,358
Yes. Penelope was
just our little joke.

317
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,559
(chuckles):
Yeah.

318
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,761
(laughs):
Oh. Oh!

319
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,196
I get it, I get it.

320
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,697
It's funny
because it's an ugly name

321
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,067
for people
with big-ass foreheads.

322
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,838
I looked at
her yearbook picture.

323
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,840
(laughs)

324
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:56,343
I-I cannot believe you thought
that was the name.

325
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,847
What-- there are no
new Penelopes.

326
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,781
And it would sound ridiculous.

327
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:04,617
"Penelope Pridgeon"?

328
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,686
(both laugh)

329
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,356
Huh.

330
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:12,860
Pridgeon. Pridgeon. That--
well, that's your last name.

331
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,095
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.

332
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,064
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay-- well,

333
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,900
I-I was thinking Butler,
but, you know, that-that's okay,

334
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,334
'cause you kn--
we're not married.

335
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,070
Mm. Mm.
Makes more sense.

336
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,072
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, this is what

337
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,673
a feminist looks like.

338
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:28,842
Well,
that's great, honey.

339
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,343
Well, you know what?
I've got a ton

340
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,379
of embroidering to do, but...

341
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:36,616
Wait, I can't, because I still
don't know the name.

342
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,118
(laughs)

343
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:42,489
I guess I can, you know,
embroider names I think of.

344
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,325
Let me just start with Abigail?

345
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,895
Agnes, Amaya...

346
00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:51,231
It's Daphne.
Oh, Daphne! I love it!

347
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,466
(laughs)
MARTY:
Okay, but Mom? Mom?

348
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,104
Please remember, it's a secret,
so don't tell anyone.

349
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,505
No, no, no, of course,
of course.

350
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,175
Daphne. D-A...

351
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,776
P-H-N-E.

352
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,278
Don't get smart with me, boy.

353
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:08,648
* *

354
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:10,783
I got to hand it to you, Calvin.

355
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,485
This-this looks great.

356
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,322
Yup. No instructions,
no dilly-dallying.

357
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,657
Just power, muscle
and a drill.

358
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,659
(drill whirring)

359
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,094
Oh, man.

360
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,595
What?

361
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,067
Well, what's this?

362
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,401
What?

363
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,802
The pop-out drawer.

364
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:31,604
It... it doesn't pop out.

365
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,540
Let me see, okay?
Yeah.

366
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,145
Uh...

367
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,247
Well... Oh!

368
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,950
Okay, there it is.
It popped out.

369
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,284
Yeah.
Okay.

370
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,019
Clearly,

371
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,221
if I want this done right, I'm
going to have to do it myself.

372
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,656
Now, where'd you put
the instructions

373
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,024
and my little Allen wrench?

374
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,859
In the garbage.

375
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,861
You know, you are lucky
that you're my best friend.

376
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,531
Hey.
Oh, hey, Daphne.

377
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,168
Dave.

378
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,103
What'd you say?

379
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,505
Dap me, Dave.

380
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,807
Really?

381
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,576
Yeah.

382
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,378
All right.
Oh.

383
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,246
That's cool.
Yeah.

384
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,815
(laughing)
Hey, baby.

385
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,018
Hey, babe.
Mwah.

386
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:21,288
So you aren't mad
about Penelope anymore?

387
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,023
Oh, please.
That's in the past.

388
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,393
Really?

389
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:29,062
Uh, forgive me, Tina.
I don't know how to say this.

390
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,298
But when did you become
so reasonable?

391
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:37,370
Well, I just found out something
that improved my mood.

392
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,972
But I can't tell you.

393
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,141
Whoa. Come on!

394
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,076
Babe, I told you
my thing, remember?

395
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,245
The married couple loophole?
(scoffs)

396
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,680
Okay, baby,
but this is a big one.

397
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,683
Okay, the baby's name
is not Penelope.

398
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,352
It's Daphne.

399
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,287
Oh.

400
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,257
Okay. Yeah.

401
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,725
Daphne Butler.

402
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,693
Okay, yeah,
it's got a nice ring to it.

403
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,430
No, not Daphne Butler.
Daphne Pridgeon.

404
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,598
Who the hell is Pridgeon?

405
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,068
It's Courtney's last name.

406
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,938
Okay, so what that got to do
with my grandbaby?

407
00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:13,940
It's what
Marty and Courtney decided.

408
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,709
You got to learn how to stay out
of other people's business.

409
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,013
(door opens)

410
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,581
Well, Calvin,

411
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,583
you did not throw
the instructions in the garbage.

412
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,886
You threw 'em in my compost, and
now my worms are freaking out.

413
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,257
I don't give a damn
about your worms, Dave.

414
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,426
The Butler name is in jeopardy.

415
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,228
What are you
talking about?

416
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,929
(sighs)

417
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:40,267
Look, I'm not supposed to say
anything, but I am too upset.

418
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,702
Calvin, friendship loophole.

419
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,837
Spill the tea.

420
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,808
The baby's name is
Daphne Pridgeon.

421
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,644
Who the hell's Pridgeon?
Thank you!

422
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,313
* *

423
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,747
Gemma, I have a huge secret

424
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,483
I can't tell you.

425
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,318
Marriage loophole.

426
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,587
Ooh. Okay, then,
I have no other choice.

427
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,790
The baby's name is not Penelope.

428
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:07,460
(gasps)
It's Daphne.

429
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,628
Oh, that's cute.

430
00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,098
Right? Daphne Pridgeon.

431
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,032
Who the hell is Pridgeon?

432
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,438
It's Courtney,
and Calvin is crushed.

433
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,240
Oh, I bet.

434
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,008
How did he even find out?

435
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,010
Well, you told me
the name Penelope,

436
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,944
and I may have told Calvin,
who told Tina,

437
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,615
who told Marty, who told Tina
the baby's actual name.

438
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,050
She told Calvin, who told me,
and now I'm telling you.

439
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,488
* *

440
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,825
Check out your boy. I got an A.

441
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,860
(laughing):
Okay.
All right!

442
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,430
I told you AI was
the way to go.

443
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,832
Uh, no, no,
I wrote that myself.

444
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,700
I didn't use AI at all.

445
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,037
And you got an A...
in a science class? (laughs)

446
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,207
You don't believe me.

447
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,243
I'm telling you,
that's all me, Marty.

448
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,545
Oh, yeah, sure,
and I just did a push-up.

449
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,314
Knock, knock.

450
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,082
Come in?

451
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,751
Marty, your dad is upset
about something,

452
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,919
and the only reason he knows
is 'cause of my big mouth.

453
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,188
What is it?

454
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,589
It's killing him

455
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,758
that your baby's last name
is going to be Pridgeon.

456
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,460
Who the hell is Pridgeon?

457
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,164
How long have you people
known me?

458
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,899
* *

459
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,969
All right, everybody,
we need to talk.

460
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:26,639
We understand our baby situation
is unconventional.

461
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,842
And we love
that you are all super excited.

462
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,744
MARTY:
We do. We do.
We love it.

463
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:34,714
But what we love less is
you guys spreading rumors

464
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,449
and gossiping
about our choices.

465
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,718
Gemma started it.

466
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,587
What?!

467
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,723
Just to Dave. It's the marriage
loophole, everybody knows it.

468
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,558
Yeah, just like the
best friend loophole.
Yeah.

469
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,926
That's not a thing.
(stammering)

470
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,828
(indistinct,
overlapping chatter)

471
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,497
Okay, will... will...?

472
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,699
(loudly):
Will you please

473
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,067
let us talk?

474
00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:01,641
We are now officially going
to announce our baby's name.
Mm.

475
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,776
(laughs)
Well, it's officially
not a secret.

476
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512
It's Daphne.

477
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,681
Miss Kim told me
at the grocery store.

478
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,253
Our baby's first name
will be Daphne.

479
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,322
Her last name

480
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,757
will be Pridgeon-Butler.

481
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,326
Hey!
Oh!

482
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,229
Oh. Okay.
Thank you so much, guys.

483
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,630
This is awesome.

484
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,232
The name, the legacy continues.

485
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,935
Is there any chance
that you can go Butler-Pridgeon?

486
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,237
Mm-mm.

487
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,372
What? No?
Take the win, baby.

488
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,512
Tina, prepare to be dazzled.
May I present to you

489
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,182
the Juno Five Deluxe
Changing Table by Smim.

490
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,117
Whoo!

491
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,521
I am dazzled. I love it.

492
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,922
Yeah. Dap.

493
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,791
Huh?
It's our thing.

494
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,925
Oh, yeah.

495
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:57,830
This looks exactly the same
as when I did it.

496
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,467
Yes, except,
for one crucial difference.

497
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,836
It works. Tina?

498
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,738
Why don't you take
the pop-out diaper drawer

499
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,807
with soft-close mechanism
for a ride?

500
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,943
Okay, okay.
Let me see.

501
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,113
Ah. Okay.
Huh?

502
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,748
It's spectacular.

503
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,584
I'm-I'm impressed, Dave.

504
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,319
I just can't wait
to put a stinky little baby

505
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,887
up on this bad boy.

506
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,323
Yeah, I got
to admit, Dave.

507
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,024
I didn't think you could do it.

508
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,726
I had no faith.

509
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,128
Absolutely none. Zero.

510
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,098
Oh, and if you look
back here,

511
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,066
these straps make it
earthquake-safe.

512
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,335
Oh.
Huh?

513
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,603
Yeah.

514
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,906
Grover, did you build this?

515
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:44,010
Yes, sir.
I-I watched some YouTube videos.

516
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,812
It took me 20 minutes.

517
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,082
Grover, we agreed
it was a secret.

518
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,584
Yeah, but you forgot

519
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,053
about the "I'm scared of
Mr. Calvin" loophole.

520
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,297
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