1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,195 All right, Malcolm, be careful up there. 2 00:00:03,313 --> 00:00:04,735 Well, don't worry, Dad. I got him. 3 00:00:04,883 --> 00:00:06,686 I'm not worried about Malcolm. 4 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:08,335 I'm worried about my lights. 5 00:00:09,126 --> 00:00:10,344 Those are practically new. 6 00:00:10,432 --> 00:00:12,188 I bought them on my honeymoon. 7 00:00:12,652 --> 00:00:14,045 Yeah, which is why every year, 8 00:00:14,133 --> 00:00:15,992 I get shocked by these janky wires. 9 00:00:16,727 --> 00:00:18,758 It's called Christmas tradition. 10 00:00:20,335 --> 00:00:22,852 Okay, Marty, it's time for a moment of truth. 11 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:24,266 Plug 'em in. 12 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,045 Uh... 13 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:30,576 first can I grab some rubber gloves? 14 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:32,703 You know, I don't want a repeat of last year. 15 00:00:32,821 --> 00:00:33,971 Would you stop crying? 16 00:00:34,058 --> 00:00:35,799 Your mustache grew back. 17 00:00:35,886 --> 00:00:37,627 Okay, here we go. 18 00:00:37,714 --> 00:00:39,150 Ha, ha! 19 00:00:39,396 --> 00:00:40,474 One. 20 00:00:41,235 --> 00:00:42,262 Two. 21 00:00:42,350 --> 00:00:43,502 Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. 22 00:00:43,589 --> 00:00:45,092 Ah, thank God. 23 00:00:46,102 --> 00:00:47,952 Hey, Dave, what's with the hat and the scarf, man? 24 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:49,377 - It's 80 degrees. - Yeah. 25 00:00:49,465 --> 00:00:52,424 You keep all that on, you're gonna roast your chestnuts. 26 00:00:53,702 --> 00:00:55,723 I'm just trying to get into the Christmas spirit. 27 00:00:55,819 --> 00:00:58,169 You know, in Michigan, we'd be having snowball fights, 28 00:00:58,257 --> 00:01:00,796 going sledding, building snowmen. 29 00:01:01,193 --> 00:01:03,192 - Boy, do I miss it. - That's right. Last year, 30 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,903 you guys spent Christmas in Kalamazoo. 31 00:01:05,048 --> 00:01:06,856 And boy, do I miss it. 32 00:01:08,261 --> 00:01:10,180 Yeah. W-We went back because of my mom. 33 00:01:10,268 --> 00:01:12,387 But this year, we decided to stay here. 34 00:01:12,808 --> 00:01:14,598 Again, because of my mom. 35 00:01:15,731 --> 00:01:18,015 I just wish it felt a little more Christmasy out here. 36 00:01:18,118 --> 00:01:21,213 Hey, it's plenty Christmasy out here. 37 00:01:21,301 --> 00:01:23,370 I mean, just yesterday, Crackhead Victor tried 38 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,489 to sell me a dime bag of mistletoe. 39 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:27,981 Uh, you know, Dave, 40 00:01:28,069 --> 00:01:29,622 if you want to feel Christmasy, 41 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:32,762 uh, why don't you do the honors and plug in our lights? 42 00:01:33,094 --> 00:01:34,356 Oh, man, I'd love to! 43 00:01:34,444 --> 00:01:36,309 Okay, well, now hold on. 44 00:01:36,599 --> 00:01:40,309 Now, Dave, those shoes do have a rubber sole, right? 45 00:01:40,794 --> 00:01:41,848 Yeah. 46 00:01:41,957 --> 00:01:43,465 Well, then light 'em up! 47 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,473 Here we go. 48 00:01:49,707 --> 00:01:52,825 Damn, Dave, you broke my lights. 49 00:01:53,942 --> 00:01:55,872 And those were practically new. 50 00:01:56,145 --> 00:01:57,395 All I did was plug 'em in. 51 00:01:57,483 --> 00:01:59,331 Yeah, but you probably didn't... 52 00:02:04,957 --> 00:02:06,497 Hey, uh, don't-don't worry, Dad. 53 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:07,978 Your mustache will grow back. 54 00:02:09,189 --> 00:02:10,445 ♪ Welcome to the block ♪ 55 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:11,799 ♪ Welcome to the neighborhood ♪ *THE NEIGHBORHOOD* 56 00:02:11,894 --> 00:02:13,617 ♪ Welcome to the hood ♪ Season 02 Episode 11 Title : "Welcome to the Scooter" 57 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,786 Ah. Hey, Santa. 58 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,050 You know, you're the only black man 59 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:20,341 that can sneak in people's houses 60 00:02:20,428 --> 00:02:22,075 and everybody's cool with it. 61 00:02:22,856 --> 00:02:23,862 Hey, Calvin. 62 00:02:23,950 --> 00:02:25,731 Heads up. I'm coming in hot! 63 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:29,262 Whoa. 64 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:33,308 Black Santa, meet White Dave. 65 00:02:33,833 --> 00:02:35,364 What's cracking, Kringle? 66 00:02:36,059 --> 00:02:37,151 What's with the scooter? 67 00:02:37,239 --> 00:02:38,747 It's Grover's Christmas present. 68 00:02:38,867 --> 00:02:40,481 They're sold out everywhere. I had to go 69 00:02:40,569 --> 00:02:42,316 - to six different stores to get one. - Oh. 70 00:02:42,404 --> 00:02:44,188 That reminds me of when the boys wanted 71 00:02:44,275 --> 00:02:45,958 a Tickle Me Elmo for Christmas. 72 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,442 How many stores you go to? 73 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:50,637 None. They could tickle each other for free. 74 00:02:51,565 --> 00:02:52,824 All right, well, I better go hide this 75 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:54,262 before Grover and Gemma get back 76 00:02:54,350 --> 00:02:55,873 from having their picture taken with Santa. 77 00:02:55,936 --> 00:02:58,270 - Oh, you didn't want to go? - No. 78 00:02:58,358 --> 00:02:59,778 I already got mine. 79 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,114 I see someone didn't open their e-mail. 80 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:09,223 Can I lick the beaters? 81 00:03:09,311 --> 00:03:11,393 Sweetie, the batter has raw eggs in it. 82 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:12,880 You could make yourself sick. 83 00:03:13,137 --> 00:03:16,114 Are you just saying that so you can keep them for yourself? 84 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:19,262 Fine, but I get the one with more on it. 85 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:23,044 Hey, Gemma, where are you, girl? 86 00:03:23,132 --> 00:03:24,770 In the kitchen! Quick, hide these. 87 00:03:24,858 --> 00:03:26,686 There's not enough batter for all of us. 88 00:03:27,754 --> 00:03:28,666 Hey, what are you guys...? 89 00:03:28,754 --> 00:03:30,130 There's none left! 90 00:03:32,903 --> 00:03:34,106 Hey, Tina. What's up? 91 00:03:34,194 --> 00:03:36,022 Well, I came by to grab those old toys 92 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,416 for the charity drive at church. 93 00:03:37,504 --> 00:03:39,333 I'll be damned if I let Loretta Banks think 94 00:03:39,421 --> 00:03:40,945 she's a better Christian than me. 95 00:03:41,309 --> 00:03:42,669 Oh. They're right here. Awesome. 96 00:03:43,075 --> 00:03:44,637 Hey, those are mine. 97 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,725 Yeah, but if you don't get rid of your old toys, 98 00:03:46,813 --> 00:03:49,133 there won't be enough room for Santa to bring you new ones. 99 00:03:49,269 --> 00:03:51,645 Well, if it's for the kids. 100 00:03:53,247 --> 00:03:55,172 So, what are you guys making? 101 00:03:55,259 --> 00:03:56,347 Gingerbread men. 102 00:03:56,434 --> 00:03:57,934 Oh.We make them every year. 103 00:03:58,022 --> 00:03:59,440 It's our mommy-son tradition. 104 00:03:59,528 --> 00:04:02,497 Aw, I miss when my boys were little. We used to dress up 105 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:04,567 in our Christmas sweaters and make ornaments 106 00:04:04,655 --> 00:04:07,354 out of Popsicle sticks and dry pasta. 107 00:04:07,442 --> 00:04:09,226 Oh, that's so sweet. 108 00:04:09,346 --> 00:04:10,645 Yeah, it was, until the year 109 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:13,520 that Malcolm crammed macaroni up Marty's nose. 110 00:04:15,106 --> 00:04:16,121 Was he okay? 111 00:04:16,209 --> 00:04:18,588 Oh, yeah. He whistled when he slept for a while, but, 112 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,933 you know, as soon as he caught a cold, he sneezed it right out. 113 00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:25,081 - Well, thanks again for these. - You're welcome. 114 00:04:25,169 --> 00:04:26,421 Oh, and, uh, by the way, 115 00:04:26,512 --> 00:04:28,676 I know you two are holding out on that batter. 116 00:04:28,926 --> 00:04:30,411 And Santa does, too. 117 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:35,979 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 118 00:04:37,322 --> 00:04:40,158 Hey, Calvin! Something terrible happened. 119 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:43,041 I know. I saw your picture with Santa. 120 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:46,549 You were way too big to be sitting in his lap. 121 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:49,018 No, I was robbed. 122 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,322 Somebody broke into my garage and took Grover's scooter. 123 00:04:51,410 --> 00:04:53,635 Whoa. Are you sure? May-Maybe Gemma moved it. 124 00:04:53,723 --> 00:04:56,624 No, there was a broken window, and they ransacked the place. 125 00:04:56,735 --> 00:04:59,893 My spring sweater collection is all over the floor! 126 00:05:00,585 --> 00:05:03,377 So we won't be looking for anybody in a pink V-neck. 127 00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:07,020 I can't believe that somebody would do something like this 128 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,006 right before the holidays. I mean, 129 00:05:09,094 --> 00:05:11,340 what kind of Christmas spirit do people have around here? 130 00:05:11,428 --> 00:05:12,756 Okay, hold on now. 131 00:05:12,903 --> 00:05:14,822 Every neighborhood has a few knuckleheads. 132 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:17,347 I mean, doesn't mean we don't have Christmas spirit. 133 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:20,240 Yeah, well, all I know is, I don't have a gift for Grover. 134 00:05:21,076 --> 00:05:23,560 And he doesn't even have a brother he can tickle! 135 00:05:24,435 --> 00:05:26,137 Okay. All right, all right, just relax. 136 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:28,201 I think I know where we can go to get your scooter back. 137 00:05:28,288 --> 00:05:29,315 Where? 138 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:31,472 The barbershop. It's where everybody 139 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,363 in the neighborhood goes to get information. 140 00:05:33,779 --> 00:05:35,443 It's like Black Google. 141 00:05:36,646 --> 00:05:39,154 It's how I found out Queen Latifah was my cousin. 142 00:05:42,076 --> 00:05:43,504 Hey, hey, check it out. 143 00:05:43,591 --> 00:05:44,662 What's all this? 144 00:05:44,795 --> 00:05:46,404 Oh, I don't know. 145 00:05:46,574 --> 00:05:49,053 Popsicle sticks, yarn, macaroni. 146 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:50,717 It's back... 147 00:05:50,805 --> 00:05:52,959 Christmas quality time with Mom! 148 00:05:54,592 --> 00:05:56,410 No, man. We are way too old. 149 00:05:56,498 --> 00:05:58,043 She wouldn't really expect us to be... 150 00:05:58,131 --> 00:06:00,568 There are my sweet babies. 151 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:04,146 Who's ready to make ornaments with Mommy? 152 00:06:04,748 --> 00:06:05,833 - We are. - We are. 153 00:06:05,921 --> 00:06:07,475 Yes! 154 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:13,683 So what's the plan when we get in there? 155 00:06:13,838 --> 00:06:15,883 Squeeze 'em 'till we get the juice? 156 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,279 What? 157 00:06:18,367 --> 00:06:21,508 You know, put the screws on 'em 'till we get the 411. 158 00:06:22,977 --> 00:06:24,109 Why are you talking 159 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:26,406 like a gangster from the Disney Channel? 160 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:29,637 Since everyone in there already knows you, 161 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:32,375 I figured you'd be good cop, I'll be bad cop. 162 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:34,328 Okay, all right, first of all, 163 00:06:34,454 --> 00:06:36,859 if we want anybody to help us around here, 164 00:06:37,149 --> 00:06:38,883 don't say the word "cop." 165 00:06:39,547 --> 00:06:40,641 And second, 166 00:06:40,736 --> 00:06:43,031 we got to handle this delicately, all right? 167 00:06:43,161 --> 00:06:45,461 Nobody wants to be labelled a snitch.Okay. 168 00:06:46,046 --> 00:06:47,349 So, what do you want me to do? 169 00:06:47,569 --> 00:06:51,039 Nothing. Just lay back in the cut like a Band-Aid. 170 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:53,195 Got it. 171 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,836 What does that mean? 172 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,779 It means, just sit back and chill 173 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:01,000 while I find out if anybody knows anything. 174 00:07:01,563 --> 00:07:03,125 Okay. What if no one's willing to talk? 175 00:07:03,732 --> 00:07:04,812 Dave, come on. 176 00:07:05,003 --> 00:07:08,477 These are decent, stand-up guys that want to do the right thing. 177 00:07:08,633 --> 00:07:12,126 Plus, if they don't, I got dirt on all them fools. 178 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:16,978 Merry Christmas, everybody. 179 00:07:17,066 --> 00:07:18,595 - Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin. - Hey, Calvin. 180 00:07:18,683 --> 00:07:20,243 Hey, uh, listen up, y'all. 181 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,884 My man Dave here... 182 00:07:21,972 --> 00:07:23,001 Oh, we're losing time! 183 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:25,525 I want answers, and I want 'em now! 184 00:07:27,390 --> 00:07:29,931 - What are you doing? - I'm coming out the cut! 185 00:07:30,235 --> 00:07:32,772 Now, no one is leaving this room 186 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,946 until I find out who took my son's scooter! 187 00:07:44,455 --> 00:07:46,501 Starting now! 188 00:07:49,314 --> 00:07:52,569 All right, now listen up. Some sticky-fingered dirtbag broke 189 00:07:52,657 --> 00:07:55,579 into my garage and disappeared my kid's Christmas present. 190 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:58,079 So one of you canaries better start singing 191 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,845 real quick! 192 00:08:01,557 --> 00:08:05,540 Look, what Bugsy Malone is trying to say 193 00:08:06,063 --> 00:08:07,900 is that he got robbed last night, 194 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,501 and we could use some help. 195 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,946 Sorry, Calvin. I haven't heard anything. 196 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,046 How about y'all? 197 00:08:15,859 --> 00:08:17,125 Okay. 198 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,939 I see how it is. 199 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,385 I'll play your little game. 200 00:08:24,911 --> 00:08:27,218 Somebody talk, or I'll mess up his hairline! 201 00:08:30,239 --> 00:08:32,728 Dave, stay away from Randall's fade 202 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:35,243 before you get your ass whupped. 203 00:08:35,671 --> 00:08:38,243 Look, we all connected to the streets. 204 00:08:38,331 --> 00:08:40,029 Somebody in here heard something. 205 00:08:40,271 --> 00:08:42,534 I heard something. See, Dave? 206 00:08:42,745 --> 00:08:46,610 Black Google... the World Wide Web of nosey people. 207 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,582 What you got, Trey? 208 00:08:48,670 --> 00:08:52,665 Okay, word is, James is cheating on his girl. 209 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,040 What's that got to do with it? 210 00:08:55,323 --> 00:08:57,204 I don't know. I just don't like James. 211 00:09:00,483 --> 00:09:02,442 Come on, guys. 212 00:09:02,732 --> 00:09:05,952 This is a kid's Christmas present we're talking about. 213 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,212 This is not how we do things around here. 214 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,610 I mean, Que, every Christmas Eve, 215 00:09:10,698 --> 00:09:12,759 you give away free haircuts to the homeless. 216 00:09:12,935 --> 00:09:17,009 And Trey, how many bikes have we put together for kids 217 00:09:17,097 --> 00:09:19,230 so they can have something under their tree? 218 00:09:19,387 --> 00:09:20,743 Seventy-five. 219 00:09:20,831 --> 00:09:23,007 76 if you count mine. 220 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:26,797 Exactly. 221 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:30,228 'Cause in this neighborhood, we take care of each other. 222 00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:32,595 Especially during this time of year. 223 00:09:33,128 --> 00:09:36,626 So one of you wise-apples better spill the beans, 224 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:38,884 or I'm cracking skulls! 225 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:43,320 If nobody talks, 226 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,829 I'm leaving him here. 227 00:09:46,103 --> 00:09:47,642 Yo, yo, Calvin, come here. 228 00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:50,339 What's up? 229 00:09:50,438 --> 00:09:51,540 All right, look. 230 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:54,360 Now you ain't heard this from me, but I have a colleague 231 00:09:54,448 --> 00:09:56,657 that's in the same line of business as myself. 232 00:09:56,752 --> 00:09:59,103 Oh, so, a hustler that sells stolen stuff? 233 00:09:59,293 --> 00:10:02,532 That's hurtful... but not untrue. 234 00:10:03,324 --> 00:10:06,042 Anyway, if anybody's got your scooter, it's him. 235 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:07,425 This is where you can meet him. 236 00:10:07,513 --> 00:10:08,514 All right, got it. 237 00:10:08,602 --> 00:10:09,717 All right, come on, Dave, let's go. 238 00:10:09,852 --> 00:10:11,042 Right behind you. 239 00:10:11,719 --> 00:10:13,026 Oh, and, uh... 240 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,690 I didn't mean to be so tough with you guys. 241 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:19,050 Sorry if I scared anybody. 242 00:10:23,299 --> 00:10:24,448 ♪ That time of year ♪ 243 00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,444 ♪ Has come again... ♪ 244 00:10:28,554 --> 00:10:31,120 I thought you said you got rid of these sweaters. 245 00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:33,894 I tried, man. 246 00:10:33,982 --> 00:10:36,230 But for some reason, they wouldn't burn. 247 00:10:38,425 --> 00:10:41,698 Okay, I made some hot cocoa, 248 00:10:41,786 --> 00:10:43,378 just the way you used to like it. 249 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:45,307 Aw. 250 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,698 This is ridiculous. 251 00:10:46,786 --> 00:10:49,409 I know. There aren't even any marshmallows in here. 252 00:10:50,725 --> 00:10:54,097 Okay, so let's see how your ornaments are doing. 253 00:10:54,185 --> 00:10:56,120 Ooh, Malcolm. 254 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:58,210 You've got the googly-eyes on your reindeer 255 00:10:58,311 --> 00:10:59,443 centered perfectly. 256 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,190 Yeah. 257 00:11:01,278 --> 00:11:04,503 Now that I'm not six, I'm not eating the glue, either. 258 00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:07,683 Oh, Marty, what are you spelling out with your macaroni? 259 00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,294 Oh, uh, it says, 260 00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:10,862 "Help." 261 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:15,565 As in "Santa's little helper"? 262 00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:17,144 Sure. 263 00:11:19,396 --> 00:11:20,409 Okay, Ma, you know what? 264 00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:22,831 This has been fun, but I think I am done. 265 00:11:22,919 --> 00:11:23,964 Yeah, Mom, me, too. 266 00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:26,300 W-W-Wha... No. W-We're just getting started. 267 00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:27,551 You haven't finished your ornaments 268 00:11:27,638 --> 00:11:29,433 or made the popcorn string for the tree. 269 00:11:29,637 --> 00:11:31,640 Yeah, I know, Mom, but that's tuff we did when we were kids. 270 00:11:31,727 --> 00:11:33,468 Yeah, we're too grown for this. 271 00:11:33,671 --> 00:11:34,933 Well, says who? 272 00:11:35,021 --> 00:11:37,401 Says the man wearing a Christmas crop top. 273 00:11:43,253 --> 00:11:44,323 Okay, fine. 274 00:11:44,419 --> 00:11:45,667 I mean, if you're too grown 275 00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:46,980 to spend time with your mother, 276 00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:50,347 I'll just go somewhere where they have Christmas spirit. 277 00:11:50,533 --> 00:11:52,143 Merry Christmas, Mrs. Butler. 278 00:11:52,231 --> 00:11:53,886 Ah, shut up. 279 00:11:56,839 --> 00:11:58,884 Oh, man, she is mad. 280 00:11:59,697 --> 00:12:00,822 Yeah, I know. 281 00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:02,065 We really screwed up. 282 00:12:02,198 --> 00:12:03,237 Yeah. 283 00:12:03,396 --> 00:12:04,870 Hey, you gonna drink your cocoa? 284 00:12:05,178 --> 00:12:08,144 You touch my cocoa and you're getting a macaroni up your nose. 285 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,659 This is ridiculous. 286 00:12:13,747 --> 00:12:16,198 Jeremiah said the guy would meet us here over an hour ago. 287 00:12:16,341 --> 00:12:19,126 Right. Because guys who hang out in back alleys 288 00:12:19,214 --> 00:12:22,440 selling stolen goods are known for being punctual. 289 00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:24,640 Help! 290 00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:26,182 Help me, please. 291 00:12:26,324 --> 00:12:29,023 Somebody just ran off with my donation bucket. 292 00:12:29,522 --> 00:12:32,331 See that? Even Santa gets jacked around here. 293 00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:35,893 C-Can one of you please call the police? 294 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,589 Oh, yeah. I-I got you, Santa. 295 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,346 Never mind. 296 00:12:40,184 --> 00:12:41,735 Looks like you're good. 297 00:12:42,205 --> 00:12:44,207 They're not cops! Open up! 298 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:50,998 You're the guys we've been waiting for? 299 00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:52,174 That's right. 300 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,603 Welcome to Santa's workshop. 301 00:13:00,925 --> 00:13:02,207 Oh, look, Grover, 302 00:13:02,295 --> 00:13:04,324 you made a little gingerbread family. 303 00:13:04,412 --> 00:13:05,449 Yeah. 304 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:08,409 This is me, this is you, and this is Dad. 305 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:11,109 Aw. And who are you making over there, Tina? 306 00:13:11,267 --> 00:13:13,207 Two ungrateful sons. 307 00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:17,840 Not so grown without your legs, are you? 308 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,590 Why don't we lay off the eggnog for a little bit? 309 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,863 You would think I deserve one afternoon. 310 00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:28,105 Between the two of them, 36 hours of labor. 311 00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:30,978 And Marty was born with that pumpkin head. 312 00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:33,410 Hey. That was my dad. 313 00:13:35,355 --> 00:13:36,457 Don't worry, sweetie. 314 00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:38,590 We'll bake your father a new head. 315 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,847 I'm sorry, Gemma, I'm trippin'. 316 00:13:41,970 --> 00:13:44,676 It's okay. We all trip sometimes. 317 00:13:44,764 --> 00:13:46,497 You know, it's just, when your kids are little, 318 00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:49,488 you don't realize some traditions don't go on forever. 319 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:52,660 I know, but at least you have those memories. 320 00:13:52,748 --> 00:13:54,996 Do you really want to ruin them for the three of you? 321 00:13:55,154 --> 00:13:56,551 And us. 322 00:13:58,034 --> 00:14:01,308 Mm. Show me which cookie is you again. 323 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,051 I'm still hungry. 324 00:14:06,282 --> 00:14:08,762 So what are you gentlemen interested in 325 00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,051 this holiday season? 326 00:14:10,139 --> 00:14:12,105 Electronics? Jewelry? 327 00:14:12,995 --> 00:14:14,785 Maybe a pet? 328 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,158 You got animals in there? 329 00:14:18,246 --> 00:14:19,699 Not at this location. 330 00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:22,605 But I can have a kangaroo here in 20 minutes. 331 00:14:22,976 --> 00:14:25,363 I'm not interested in kangaroos. 332 00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,014 At least not right now. 333 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,910 I'm looking for a stolen scooter. 334 00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:31,591 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't use 335 00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,051 the word "stolen" around here. 336 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,972 Santa's on probation. 337 00:14:35,504 --> 00:14:36,597 We're done here. 338 00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:38,004 H-H-Hold on, hold on. 339 00:14:38,092 --> 00:14:39,615 What-What my friend meant 340 00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:41,829 is that we're looking for a scooter 341 00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:46,105 that may have recently fallen off Santa's sleigh. 342 00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:48,769 Okay. 343 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,992 You're in luck. 344 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,238 I just got one in this afternoon. 345 00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,457 Hold on. 346 00:14:53,775 --> 00:14:56,215 I think it's in "sporting goods." 347 00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,543 See, Dave? I told you we'd get your scooter back. 348 00:15:00,928 --> 00:15:01,965 Great. 349 00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:04,511 I have to buy back a scooter that I already paid for. 350 00:15:05,134 --> 00:15:06,570 Look, I hear you. 351 00:15:06,729 --> 00:15:09,176 But won't it all be worth it on Christmas morning 352 00:15:09,264 --> 00:15:10,816 when you see the look on Grover's face? 353 00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,605 Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! 354 00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,129 What is that? 355 00:15:16,222 --> 00:15:17,363 It's your scooter. 356 00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:20,316 Every kid wants one of these. 357 00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:24,082 Are you kid... Santa, that is not my scooter. 358 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,355 All right, Dave, it's not the exact one, 359 00:15:26,553 --> 00:15:30,316 but Grover will never grow out of this one. 360 00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:33,957 You know, I knew this was a waste of time. 361 00:15:34,085 --> 00:15:35,480 All right, look. 362 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,972 We'll just go back to the barbershop... 363 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:38,660 No, Calvin, it's Christmas Eve, 364 00:15:38,748 --> 00:15:40,504 and I don't have a gift for my son. 365 00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:42,386 No more barbershops, 366 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,867 no more sketchy alleys, 367 00:15:43,955 --> 00:15:46,886 no more Santas and their stolen kangaroos. 368 00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:50,308 Hey, I came by those kangaroos honestly. 369 00:15:51,704 --> 00:15:52,988 Hey, uh... 370 00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:56,293 Just window shopping here, but much would one 371 00:15:56,381 --> 00:15:59,121 of them mid-size marsupials go for? 372 00:16:07,022 --> 00:16:08,589 Oh, hey, boys. 373 00:16:08,894 --> 00:16:11,074 You know, I just wanted to, um... 374 00:16:12,075 --> 00:16:13,163 What are you doing? 375 00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:15,371 Finishing up our ornaments. 376 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,707 Yeah. See? 377 00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:19,261 "We're so" what? 378 00:16:19,695 --> 00:16:21,527 Oh, uh, it's supposed to say "We're sorry" 379 00:16:21,615 --> 00:16:24,824 but I lost circulation in my arms and I had to stop. 380 00:16:26,805 --> 00:16:28,222 You know what? 381 00:16:28,372 --> 00:16:30,200 I'm the one who should be sorry. 382 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,801 You're right, you're both adults, 383 00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:35,424 and I shouldn't force you to do what you don't want to. 384 00:16:35,637 --> 00:16:38,457 Mom, it's not that we don't like celebrating Christmas with you. 385 00:16:38,545 --> 00:16:40,895 Yeah, but maybe we can figure out some new traditions. 386 00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:44,730 Ones that are more age and, uh, size appropriate. 387 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:47,455 Like what? 388 00:16:47,543 --> 00:16:49,558 I don't know. We could go down to Ernie's bar, 389 00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:51,019 do a little Christmas karaoke. 390 00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:52,457 Oh, that sounds good to me. 391 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,183 Well, you know, I wouldn't mind a holiday cocktail. 392 00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:59,168 Gemma's eggnog is all egg and no nog. 393 00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:03,322 Okay, so what do you say? 394 00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,897 Do we have a new tradition? 395 00:17:05,499 --> 00:17:06,644 I would love that. 396 00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:08,323 Well, all right. Let's do it. 397 00:17:08,411 --> 00:17:09,557 Come on. Let's go. 398 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:10,988 - Yeah. - Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 399 00:17:11,075 --> 00:17:12,554 Let me get these scissors. 400 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:15,127 I got to cut off those tight-ass sweaters. 401 00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:22,026 I'm sorry, Dave. 402 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,250 I really thought this would have ended differently. 403 00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:26,276 I mean, you with your scooter back, 404 00:17:26,598 --> 00:17:29,035 and me with a pet I could box. 405 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,479 Yeah, I'm just disappointed. 406 00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:34,913 Yeah, me, too. 407 00:17:35,118 --> 00:17:36,467 I really wanted to help make 408 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,909 Grover's first Christmas here special. 409 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,205 Oh, hey, it's the guys from the shop. 410 00:17:43,883 --> 00:17:46,307 Hey, fellas. What y'all doing here? 411 00:17:46,911 --> 00:17:48,213 We came to bring you this. 412 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,416 Oh, it's my scooter. 413 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,893 Yeah, we tracked it down after you left the shop. 414 00:17:52,981 --> 00:17:55,252 Yeah, Calvin, we heard what you said about the holidays. 415 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,534 Yeah, it made me think back 416 00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,374 to that year when the neighborhood chipped in 417 00:17:58,461 --> 00:17:59,854 so I could spend Christmas with my family. 418 00:17:59,941 --> 00:18:02,260 - Oh, yeah. - That bail wasn't cheap. 419 00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:04,225 Like you said, Calvin, 420 00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:05,589 we got to look out for each other, 421 00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:07,151 especially this time of year. 422 00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:09,354 Well, all right. 423 00:18:09,837 --> 00:18:11,479 I don't want to overstate it, 424 00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,284 but looks like I saved Christmas. 425 00:18:16,519 --> 00:18:19,065 Oh, man, I-I don't know how I can thank you guys. 426 00:18:19,153 --> 00:18:21,068 This is the best gift a guy could get. 427 00:18:21,373 --> 00:18:22,909 Merry Christmas, Dave. 428 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,190 Eh, so where'd you guys get this? 429 00:18:27,143 --> 00:18:29,174 Oh, now, Dave, that is one question 430 00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:31,010 Black Google won't answer. 431 00:18:32,787 --> 00:18:35,471 - Thank you. - Yeah. 432 00:18:41,738 --> 00:18:43,877 Hey, Dave, come on outside! 433 00:18:45,637 --> 00:18:47,700 Whoa, snow. 434 00:18:47,887 --> 00:18:49,643 Like back in Michigan. 435 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,759 Calvin, what is all this? 436 00:18:52,854 --> 00:18:54,108 I told you, I wanted to make 437 00:18:54,195 --> 00:18:55,801 your first Christmas here special. 438 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:58,354 Aw, Merry Christmas, Tina. 439 00:19:00,115 --> 00:19:01,979 Hey, what'd you guys end up doing last night? 440 00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:04,588 Well, we started a new Butler Christmas tradition. 441 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,065 Yeah. Karaoke, drinking, 442 00:19:06,153 --> 00:19:09,088 and finding out Mom is great at darts. 443 00:19:09,993 --> 00:19:11,995 Yeah, she's not just great, she's a hustler. 444 00:19:12,082 --> 00:19:13,643 She took me for almost 50 bucks. 445 00:19:13,731 --> 00:19:15,557 Ooh. Well, you're the one 446 00:19:15,645 --> 00:19:18,651 - who said you were a grown-up. - Take it like a man. 447 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,190 Calvin, this is amazing. 448 00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,224 W-Where'd you get the snow machine? 449 00:19:24,312 --> 00:19:26,190 Well, after you got your scooter back, 450 00:19:26,278 --> 00:19:28,791 I paid another visit to Santa's workshop. 451 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,065 The kangaroos were all sold out, 452 00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:32,729 so I got this snow machine. 453 00:19:36,933 --> 00:19:38,096 Thanks, buddy. 454 00:19:38,529 --> 00:19:39,719 Merry Christmas. 455 00:19:39,807 --> 00:19:41,268 Merry Christmas, bud. 456 00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:44,651 So what do you say? Snowball fight? 457 00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:45,740 Ah, no. 458 00:19:45,828 --> 00:19:47,369 That's for the kids, man. 459 00:19:47,465 --> 00:19:48,675 All right. 460 00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:54,776 Hey. 461 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:57,901 What can I say? I'm a kid at heart. 462 00:20:00,524 --> 00:20:03,708 ♪ This Christmas, fireside's ♪ 463 00:20:03,801 --> 00:20:07,289 ♪ Blazing bright ♪ 464 00:20:07,377 --> 00:20:09,198 ♪ We're caroling ♪ 465 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,096 ♪ Through the night ♪ 466 00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:16,602 ♪ And this Christmas will be ♪ 467 00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:19,915 ♪ A very special Christmas ♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 468 00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:21,527 ♪ For me... ♪ 469 00:20:24,589 --> 00:20:26,504 Captioning sponsored by CBS 470 00:20:26,591 --> 00:20:29,594 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org