Do you know why you are here?
How did you get here?
Do you know who you are?
No. 5th
Post-traumatic amnesia. It's normal. 6th
Must recover your memory soon. 7th
I don't remember anything. 8th
Your name is Jimmy Boyle. 9th
Was transported from the hospital to c�.
Hospital?
Who are you?
My name is Balthazar.
- I know my rights. - Your rights? 14th
- I have a phone call. - You are not arrested.
Then I'll get out.
What the hell?
Where's the damn exit?
You can't leave me here If I'm not stuck.
Open the damn door.
- She is dead. - What?
The woman he shot.
What are you talking about?
Spread the brain her through the whole store.
This is a lie.
Know that she had three children.
Congratulations.
Gotta make a family whole orphan with a single bullet.
Think.
SUNSET Pawn Shop
Good Morning.
How can I help you?
- I'm just looking. - Anything in particular?
No. Just looking.
Can i make one Great deal with
a chainsaw 20 inch gas.
Chainsaw?
What am I going to do with this in Hollywood?
Cut the palm trees?
Not sure.
I don't need a chainsaw.
Are you buying or selling?
I'm stealing.
Give me your money.
- Give me the money. - It's in the safe.
Go get it.
Walter!
What?
- You Walter? - Yes.
Will come back there take all the money from the safe
or I'll spread your brain everywhere.
Alright, calm down.
Go ahead.
You do not ...
seems to be the criminal type.
You know nothing about it.
You are making a mistake.
Right there, Walter.
- On here. - Put it on the counter.
On here. Just get it and go.
- Is that all, Walter? - It's all.
If I find that You're fooling me,
I'll be back and I will kill both of you.
That's all, I swear.
What's that, Walter? Did you call the police?
I didn't call the police.
Liar. Called the police.
I didn't call the damn police.
Damn it. What is this?
Damn it.
It's not my fault He shoot before.
Tell that to her children.
He is an exemplary citizen.
Armed robbery, Car theft.
Attack. Aggression. I love this one.
At 96, hit a guy until Death with a metal pipe.
How much did you get? Four years.
- Who are you? - I told you.
Yes. You told me your name, but who the hell are you?
I'm a promoter from the Department of Insight.
- Department of what? - Insight.
To evaluate situations or circumstances
seriously and take solid conclusions.
I don't expect that A monkey as you understand.
Look.
I just need Sign this and you can get out of here.
- What is that for? - It's a formality.
I will not sign.
You already confessed, Jimmy. So, sign this.
You can get out of here.
I sign and can I go?
Don't sign anything.
I'm latei'm sorry.
Can I?
Excuse me. Who are you?
Cassiel
I will represent the accused.
No one warned me.
Sudden decision up there.
I should have been notified.
Sorry, it's above you.
- Who sent you? - Mercy and Vindication.
- Mercy and what? - Vindication.
Never heard of it.
Have you read his rights?
No.
He has rights.
Your client shot him in the head of a mother of three.
It will burn. This is a fact.
I don't know what you think that will get here.
I want complete forgiveness.
- Complete forgiveness. - You gotta be kidding me.
Is it a catch?
My boss put you in this? Because they love to screw me.
- Idiots. - I'm not kidding.
I never play.
You must be new.
He already confessed.
So why not back to Mercy and?
- Vindication. - Right.
Honey, come back there.
Take your fancy clothes and your attitude full of yourself together.
First of all,
Never call me darling.
Never.
And if there was nothing that I could do,
wouldn't be here Wasting my time with you.
All well.
Want to save this monkey?
Go ahead. The law is on my side.
I've been doing this for a long time,
I know how it will end.
We'll see.
Do you really want to see this?
Mercy and ...
Vindication.
Yes.
Right.
Who inventu this?
The father?
Sam
Balthazar How you doing, brother?
Same thing.
- You? - I can't complain.
Win some, lose others.
One day I get one recording contract.
Yes.
Have you dealt with Clemency and ...
- Vindication? - Yes.
- Did they catch you? - Yes. Why?
I met them a few years ago.
Be careful.
This woman can't nor open a letter.
I have to answer.
Do what you want.
- As I said, be careful. - Yes.
James, let's go over your defense.
What defense?
I committed the crime, I will be arrested.
I don't think understood completely.
Got what?
Are you ...
dead.
- What? - You died hours ago.
It was shot in the back, taken to the hospital
and pronounced dead l�.
And now it's here.
Right. Look.
Nola, my supervisor, You are filing a complaint.
- Great. - I want a stenograph present.
What? I have no authorization.
Let's not pay the bill.
Hello
Bring a stenographer.
Can someone tell me what is going on?
- It's your customer. Say it. - All well.
Jimmy, when someone dies, someone like you,
when there is doubt about how they lived their lives,
They face a trial.
Judgment for sins.
We are here to see your life and make a decision.
Want to talk soon?
Heaven or hell?
- Hell or hell? - � muito to absorb.
I know.
Where am i now?
- Limbo. - Limbo.
What is this?
� a neutral place between heaven and hell.
More to hell.
It's more like Jersey.
I don't understand any of that.
Your customer is not the smart one, isn't it?
Better be professional.
Represent the sky however you want, I will
represent the Hell as I want.
Hang on. They are me saying that you god
and you the devil?
No.
They are very busy to deal with idiots.
- We're just helpers. - We are angels.
You guys are crazy, you know that?
We are wasting time. I have a busy schedule.
Why do we bother to explain everything to this idiot?
- He's human. - It's a talking monkey.
God made them in His grace.
What did they do to deserve God's love?
Nothing.
Let me say something, Cassiel.
There is no such immoral, despicable piece of slag
enter the sky while I'm stuck here.
Balthazar
Haven't seen you since Leopold?
That crazy Belgian.
He was fun.
It's been a while.
What have you done?
You know, the normal,
torment and torture mainly.
In the past month, swept the fire pit.
It was a mess.
A great human barbecue.
I still have people arrested between my toes.
I...
I didn't have the pleasure of meeting you.
I'm Philip Thomas.
But you can call me Phil.
Cassiel
Who is he? Another damn angel?
No. He is a demon.
Wow, no.
It's not a complete demon.
A minor demon. Second order
I serve Almighty Moloch.
Prince of Tears Country and Grand Cross of the order.
I thought the demons should be red.
They had tails. Very ugly.
He is ugly.
He creates her disgusting of Lucifer.
He can be a disgusting cub but it's a great stenographer.
Thank you, Balthazar.
I'm very excited.
I didn't work with Clemency and Vindication for a long time.
Hitler was the last.
Or was it Nixon? I don't remember who it was.
So many souls.
Okay, I'm ready.
Louise Catherine Parker, deceased in 2016.
Louise Parker.
Thanks for coming.
I wouldn't miss it for nothing.
You are alive.
No, I'm dead, idiot.
You shot me in the face. Remember?
I didn't deserve this.
I just wanted to sell a chainsaw.
No.
This is some kind of bad dream.
Does that sound like a dream?
You took my children from me.
My babies don't have a mother.
Their babies don't have grandparents.
I'll never see birthdays,
the school balls
or the graduations.
Neither see the marriages or their children.
I won't see any of this.
All because of you. Asshole.
For the record, this is man who shot you?
Yes.
Let it be stated in the records that
witness positively identified
as the aggressor.
We finish here.
Could you escort Mrs. Parker?
I hope you reserve a seat especially in hell for you.
The accusation rests.
I...
Am I really dead, Cassiel?
- Yes. - Damn it.
- Look at the language! - It's your turn, lawyer.
I would like
to start with a opening statement.
- May I smoke? "It would change something if it said so, wouldn't it?"
How do you smoke it?
I hope that I live less.
- You immortal. - This is called sarcasm.
Alright.
On September 20, James Allen Boyle
killed voluntarily and consciously
Louise Catherine Parker cold blood.
These are the facts. and the facts are not in dispute.
Yet,
exist mitigating circumstances.
Circumstances
that mitigate the facts and raise the reasonable debt.
Circumstances that exonerate my client
and play a favorable final judgment.
What circumstances strenuous are we talking about?
Good.
No more bullshit. Is it redemption?
Yes.
What is so funny?
Phil,
in 2000 years you Have you ever seen a redemption?
No, I never saw it.
What is redemption?
- Saved by your sins. - It's a confusing breach.
Okay, so how do I get this?
Redeem completely sin for
self sacrifice requires an altru�sta act
entirely unmotivated for personal gain.
It does not work.
Why not?
It is an undefined area.
J subjetivo.
There is a chance.
You are not representing, "Mother Teresa".
Cassiel, be honest with me from brother to sister.
For all this with Jimmy Boyle?
Because I deal with thousands and thousands of humans
and I never hear a peep from thirst.
So why this guy?
All I know � which is very important.
For whom?
- The boss? - Ask him then.
He and I are not telling us exactly.
For over a thousand years.
Hello
- Who are you? - I'm from headquarters.
- What do you want? - See your progress.
I'm doing fine.
Not where I see it from.
I know the angels. Bunch of liberals.
Boss wants this case closed.
Why the delay?
- Mercy. - Vindication.
�? Never heard of it.
- I am... - I didn't talk to you, bitch.
I spoke to you.
A bit of professionalism, please.
I don't care what you think?
What happens here?
They are asking for redemption.
Do not tell me. A redemption.
Do they have an affair?
- I don't know. - You don't know.
No? I thought it was good.
I haven't heard the argument yet.
I don't wanna hear No excuse.
Do the work, damn the monkey
or will clean my butt for a thousand years.
Calm down, friend. See who you talk to.
I know who I talk to.
They are no longer under your protection.
Spoiled your chance in the sky.
It works for us.
What's your name?
My name is screwed.
I'm a prince from hell, OLord of arrogance
and Lucifer's father.
I command eighty legion of demons and kingdom the north.
That is my name.
Your name is lick me.
Because you only It's good at that, you prick.
You angels are all the same.
I bet you're still complaining of being expelled from the C�u.
Woe is me.
I have something to say.
Close the case now or screwed.
Face...
No thanks.
I will talk to my supervisor.
Yes. I have to do a phone call too.
Was that the devil?
No.
That was Belial.
The demon of lies and guilt.
He is very powerful.
Also president from the bowling league.
I hate bowling.
So probably will see him a lot.
Do you live here?
- Yes. - How long?
Since the beginning of history.
Do you like it?
I love my job.
I know many Interesting people.
Phil, be honest with me.
If I go to hell, what will happen to me?
It's different for everyone.
It will burn, of course.
Many combustion options.
Sometimes they come up with cool ideas.
How to make you crawl naked over broken glass
or stick a hot poker on your back.
Stuff like that. Jesus.
I almost forgot that one.
They get you into a room full of excited demons with dicks
the size of baseball bats.
This one is very popular.
Popular with who?
The demons seem to like it.
Damn it.
If you don't mind I ask,
how is where you live?
Los Angeles?
It's crap.
So you didn't like it there?
No.
Damn life.
Someday I'm still going Visit the material world.
There are so many things Beautiful to see.
Like what?
Damn life.
The sun rising over The temple in Angkor.
The Grand Bazaar in Istanbul.
The great wall from China at sunset.
Times square in a Cold New Year's Eve.
Disneyland, The happiest place on earth.
Do you really believe all this?
Yes.
What do you think, Phil? Got a chance?
Good.
The angel,
I don't know what she has up her sleeve.
But, Balthazar,
he is good.
Very good.
What are the odds?
There is no way.
Yes I hope.
What's the problem?
No one answers.
What?
No one is answering the phone.
Maybe they abandoned you.
Always assume the worst?
Yes.
I'm in hell, I don't inspire Many happy thoughts.
Is it hot in here?
It's good for me.
Have you heard that one with the four nuns?
- Do we have to listen? - It's very funny.
4 nuns are in a row of outside the gates of the sky.
Peter asks � first nun if she ever sinned.
She says, "I once looked at a man's penis ".
Peter tells her to put holy water
in your eyes and she can enter the sky.
So Peter does second nun the same question.
She says, "I once touched a man's penis ".
Peter says to put your hand on
Holy water and her can enter the sky.
Suddenly the fourth nun pushes the third nun.
And Peter asked, "Why is the pushed out of the way "?
And the fourth nun says:
"Because I wanted to drink water before she poked her ass in it. "
I do not understand.
I know a million nuns jokes.
- Want to hear another one? - No.
Thanks.
Something wrong?
Someone is anxious to see Jimmy fry.
Good,
what do you want to do?
Continues.
I'll call my first witness.
Is that so?
Yes. Hi.
Henry Jefferson Lamb, please.
Henry Lamb
Thanks.
Henry Jefferson Lamb.
Wow, It's nice and fresh here.
What is all this?
We require your testimony.
Damn it.
You can have anything you want.
If you get me out of hell a little.
I will tell all my life, if you want.
I was born a poor black child.
This is not necessary.
It's the sulfur drug.
Do you know?
Mr. Lamb, it's true that you lived with Mary Florence Boyle?
Perhaps.
I've had a lot of women.
Pretty girls like you in each arm.
Could come in any bar and choose.
Hey,
why we don't find an empty room?
I will put a smile in your pretty face.
I can give you back now, if you want.
No, it's fine.
Just kidding.
Twenty years in hell leaves one man with a serious erection.
Mary Florence Boyle.
What about her?
You had a child together.
AND?
So
tell me about him.
Yes.
He is a loser like his mother.
Why do you say that?
She is an addict.
The hand does not fall far from the tree.
What do you mean by that?
Damn it. I always knew that he would end up being a nothing.
I tried to straighten them.
Do you know what they say? If you spare the stick, spoil the child.
Why not Try to tell the truth.
What?
Won't you say who you were?
And who is ...
A drunk.
You wore it like a bag of shocks every night.
When you got tired of her, came after me.
Jimmy?
Hi dad.
Wow, you're old.
And you still the same despicable it always was.
Still an answer, no?
Yes.
Would like to see You attack me now.
Want to measure sticks.
It looks like it's going to join me soon.
Why don't we try?
Make a good show for me.
I've seen enough. Can you take him, please.
I want you to come see me one day.
I'll show you one large slice of sky.
See you in hell.
What does this prove?
It is a fact that children abused and neglected
are prone to become criminals.
Nobody cares.
I had problems with dad. It didn't get me out of hell.
establishing that Jimmy
It's a victim of one cycle of violence.
My heart gives.
Forgot what � feel sympathy?
For these monkeys?
No. Are we done here?
I see nothing redeeming.
There is the girl.
What girl?
Angela Burnette
Angela?
What do you want?
I must have the wrong place. Do you know Angela?
- Is she here? - No.
- Skirt. - She's cute.
This height. Sir?
Yes.
Deeper.
FIRE EXIT
Are you Angela?
Yes. Why?
An idiot came � my door yesterday,
woke me up in the middle of the night
Looking for you.
- Excuse me. - Yes.
This is the deal, Angela.
Ask your Silent customers at night.
We are sleeping.
I'm sorry.
I didn't get your name.
I didn't play him.
Nice to meet you.
� Jimmy.
Hi Jimmy
Angela
All well.
I know how it ends.
- Same? - Let me guess.
Criminal knows girl.
Criminal makes friends.
Criminal saves girl and go to heaven.
This will not happen.
Know the rules. Must be documented.
A jumbo jet crashed in the Baltic Sea last night.
I have a plane cargo to process.
Let's continue?
Yes. Jimmy, remember.
It's a beautiful black eye.
I knocked on the door.
- Same? - Yes.
Was it a fist shape?
No. It was a door.
Right?
- Are you calling me a liar? - No.
Just don't try to fool me.
- It wasn't a door. - Don't tell me.
But...
It was not on purpose. It's his genius. That's it.
- Pimp or man? - What?
The door that gives you hit like a
truck was a pimp or a customer?
- My boyfriend. - Pimp.
It's not a pimp. � my manager.
Manager. That's how call today?
- He takes care of me. - Clearly.
What?
Nothing.
What happened next?
Can you remember of something?
Anything positive?
Serge,
lend me ten?
Ten thousand?
Can I trust you?
Come on, man. You can trust me.
I trust you to page 2.
What you want? Whatever it takes. We will.
Please.
All well.
Fifteen points
And I want it back in a week.
Yes.
One week.
Did you hear me?
If not I'll throw you To break your knees.
Maybe snap a few fingers.
It's up to you.
Increase ten.
One week, Jimmy.
Or I send someone to collect.
Jimmy
Go away.
Jimmy, it's me.
Damn it.
Hi friend.
What do you want?
- I'm locked, and I want to leave. - AND?
I'm bored.
Want to eat something?
I'm not hungry.
Want to have coffee?
I don't drink coffee, I hate it.
So can I come in?
No customers today?
I took the day off.
What yours manager says about it?
You will not be happy. Certainly.
I bet not.
Do you want to chat?
Chat?
You know, talk.
Speak. Chatter.
- No. - We will.
I have no one to talk to.
I hate to talk.
"A conversation with a wise man
Better than 10 years studying books ".
Clearly confused me With a wise man.
Who said this drug?
Longfellow.
Is it a porn star?
A famous poet.
Poet.
Sure.
I'll be a poet someday.
What?
I'll be a poet someday.
This is funny.
A prostitute poet.
I won't do it forever, idiot.
Good luck with that.
Pay your bills with your poems.
Angela
Are you there?
Do not answer.
- Yes. - I'm looking for Angela.
Is she here?
Yes. She is here.
- What's that? - Anything.
- We're just talking. - Speaking?
What about?
Holmes
It should be working.
Already lost two customers today.
It cost me $ 300.
- I just ... - Listen.
Why don't you go with your little ass for home.
I want to talk about this in particular.
What is your name?
Jimmy
Good.
Listen, Jimmy.
If you want to pass a while with Angela,
you have to pay
like everyone.
Understood?
Angela, she knows better.
I'll have to remind her.
If you understand me.
But since you I didn't know the rules,
I will let it pass.
Since we are neighbors.
Have a blessed day.
You did not ...
nothing.
What should you do?
It played while Rome burned.
It was nothing new.
I'm finding it very difficult see something redeemable in you.
You come here and defends this scum.
They do not deserve the love of God.
They are all the same.
He gives everything.
And they despise everything.
They are the same. All of them. Selfish and ungrateful monkeys.
Want to know the good part?
The really good part?
� that He gives us set aside for them.
We who serve him faithfully and we do
all that he asks without question.
We fought his war.
We kill firstborn in his name.
We destroyed cities for Him. we turn into pillars of salt.
We were there from the beginning,
Doing all the dirty work.
What do we get in return?
Nothing. Not a thank you. No vacation.
Not even one Meat Knives Set.
Not true, you know.
That Nero played while Rome burned.
Great myth.
Nero never played the violin.
He was just A big pervert.
He only cared in sodomizing boys.
I Think we could say that Nero
abused while Rome burned.
Excuse me.
What's the matter, lawyer?
I was told he was Someone worthy of redemption.
How many cases have you dealt with?
Including this one?
Yes.
- Some. - Is this your first case?
- Yes. - What?
Where were you before?
- Records and Archives. - Records and Archives.
He wouldn't have transferred me
if I didn't believe that I am qualified.
Do you really want to do this?
Of course, it's an honor defend your children.
You don't even know how Children are real.
I do not have to know. It is all part of your plan.
Your great comic joke, did you mean?
It will have a sudden realization, sister
I need to talk to you.
I just talked to the boss. He is not happy.
He is not happy, we suffer.
We suffer if he is happy.
You need to close this now.
What is this case?
He wants the soul and the that he wants he has.
Understood?
No problem. It's a case in point.
We are not so Confident as you.
Since you want to play lawyer, what do you suggest?
Scrutiny and Acquisitions snooped around.
Passed a fine comb in his life and found something.
What?
It will be the end point to Jimmy Boyle.
I already presented my tests.
If you don't do that, I'll get someoneand do it.
Know the rules. It must be an angel.
Can't reach with a demon.
Who spoke of demons?
The big guy will be here quickly.
- Lucifer? - It's better to pray than not, friend.
Do you think I'm an imbecile? You saw nothing.
Fix it.
Now.
Damn it.
I have another witness.
How nice, I love surprises.
I thought the accusation was over.
I have new information.
This is very unusual.
I gave you some freedom.
Could you return the favor?
All well.
Call the witness.
I have a joke.
It's a good one.
A shepherd, a rabbi and a priest enter a bar.
Shut up.
Wow.
I was just trying brighten everyone's day.
I like your jokes.
Thank you.
Mary Florence Boyle.
Mary?
Where am I?
In an audience.
We demand your testimony.
They said that I would get a dose.
Just one, a small dose, please.
What is she talking about?
She is an addict.
I know you?
It's me, mom.
Jimmy
No.
My Jimmy � ...
he is small. It's a little boy.
I am grown now.
We will. Help me out Jimmy.
Help your mother.
Give me a shot.
Just a dose.
Give me my needle and my dose.
This is my boy.
Firmwith this needle.
See if you hit the vein.
You always miss the vein.
Shut up.
Jimmy, don't say that. I'm your mother.
Beautiful mother you were.
You are an addict.
It was an addict as long as I can remember.
You never called me.
Never cared for anything beyond your dose.
I was a good mother. I took good care of you.
He did nothing but take drugs and stay in bed all day.
Looking at the ceiling as if dead.
Yeah, you were dead.
With this drug on her veins, was dead.
How many times me Did you get your drug?
How many times?
And when we are left with nothing, where do you think the money came from?
From daddy?
He was already gone.
I was a...
I was a 12 year old boy
stealing money to buy your drug.
I remember.
I remember now.
What? What do you remember?
What did he do.
What did he do?
He killed me. That's it.
Took a pillow and put it on my face.
It choked me to death.
Your own mother.
Is that true?
Certainly.
I killed her.
You killed her.
She was already dead. I just accelerated progress.
Why?
I was tired to be her slave.
I was tired of tidy up her mess.
Clean the bed when she is not could go to the bathroom because
I was crazy.
I was tired of the misery and the despair and the smell of feces.
I was a 12 year old boy.
Just a garlittle otto with all your life ahead.
I didn't want to be handcuffed to a drugged mother.
Living an addicted life.
Was because of this.
So I killed her.
Guard.
You can take Mrs. Boyle.
No.
They promised me. I want a dose.
That's what I need.
Only one.
Calm down.
- What's that? - Absinthe.
This is poison.
They call it devil in a bottle.
Fantastic taste. Zero calories.
Alright, you won.
I give up. I quit.
You started it. Don't you wanna finish it?
No.
What about me?
You? There is no redemption for you.
He said he would go to heaven.
Should have focused more on that while on earth, Jimmy.
Are you giving up?
I'll be back to Records and Archives.
- Why? - Because I'm very confused.
You know, I believed it.
I believed what they said.
I put my trust in God.
And now that I saw it with my eyes what humans can do,
I don't know how to believe anymore.
I have to go.
While I still have f�.
- Why? - I don't want to lose everything.
Make me cynical and angry.
I don't wanna end up like you.
- Hang on. - Why?
Look,
if it was really sent to you so there must be a reason.
It seems like everything It's a great comic joke.
Like you said, right?
Cassiel, I've judged more than three million souls
and it's just an infinite parade of monkeys going to hell.
After a tempo, It's hard to see the good
that may have existed in them.
You just see the bad guys, the corrupt, the wicked.
That is the thing.
Only once I would like to be proved wrong.
I would like to see the may God see in them.
I would like to know that deserve everything they received.
What if there is someone who will do it, you.
Maybe Jimmy is beyond salvation.
Maybe he deserves it go to the hell.
But if you leave now, if you quit, if you quit,
So we'll never know.
Not really.
Good.
I really like you.
I'm having fun.
Glad you're having fun.
Do you smell that?
That is the smell of victory.
Balthazar,
a word.
ABSINTHE
A toast to L�cifer!
- Give me another one. - Here it is.
It will make me drunk.
You are always drunk.
Wow.
- Do it. - What the hell.
Why did we come here?
Boss wants to sweeten the deal.
- As? - He likes you.
You close cases.
Damn it.
Is responsible for many souls in hell.
It's time for a promotion and all the benefits.
Promo?
What does "supervisor" sound like?
Supervisor?
Think about it. Superior management. It's just the beginning.
Good office. Vision of the well.
Hang on. It gets better.
Paid Holidays, Stock Options, discounts for employees.
Vacation paid? Two weeks a year.
Expenses paid. Anywhere.
Within reason.
What are we talking about?
North Korea is one of the our main destinations.
Or an escape romantic for Siberia?
If you want more paradise hot, the jungles of Colombia
can be your face.
I heard that New Jersey It's cool at that time.
Why this now?
Boss is changing.
We need people in administration. Like you
What do you want?
Boyle
Is that it?
Win the case and it's all yours.
The promotion, the vacation, the corner office.
All well,
- let me think. - It is a limited offer.
I need an answer.
- What is she doing here? - Is she an angel?
I'll kick her from here.
I was told You were here.
Yes, I'm sorry.
- We are done. - All well.
I was just wondering if we're going to break up.
Look at this girl.
I was just wondering if we're going to break up.
Angels, so polite. It kills me.
Please speak up.
They teach you Ways there in heaven?
How to be polite and puritanical?
Condescending bitch. Think that's better than us, isn't it?
Yes, you think so.
You whore whore.
You better stop.
Same? What are you going to do?
Ask for help?
Feel my fart, vomiting brain.
Know the rules, You have no power.
It is a neutral place.
Don't tell me about the rules.
Do you know who I am?
I eat motherfuckers like you at breakfast.
All well. I've heard too much, your babbling licking boots.
What ...
What did you say?
You heard me.
- What did you say? - All well.
I do.
I said I do.
I'll get the paperwork.
I still remember the war.
When Lucifer was expelled from heaven.
Remember the creation of hell?
The sky was black and it was raining broken bodies.
I killed hundreds of your brothers and sisters.
I ripped off their heads and I urinated in their throats.
I miss the good old days.
Who is it?
What do you want?
Nothing.
Just walking.
I don't want any problems.
Frank left for a few hours.
Why are you here?
I like talking to you, I think.
Why?
You remind me of my father.
Your father. Great.
He was strong,
hardhead,
put it down.
Someone who could
talk about everything.
Good,
why don't you go talk to your father?
He is dead.
Died young.
And your mother?
It's in Encino. We don't talk to each other.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
What?
When someone dies and back to earth,
but in a different body?
No, that's bullshit.
When you die, you die.
You are dead. Ended. That's it.
- You don't believe in the sky? - No.
I don't believe in the sky.
If there is a God, He did nothing for me.
Nothing.
So no, I don't believe in the sky.
You agnIstic?
- I'm what? - Agnostic.
What is this?
It's like a radical skeptic.
How do you learn these bullshit?
I mean, This sucks.
I read a lot.
Thank you.
Are you busy?
I want to show you something.
- No. - By me?
She looks like a Very nice girl.
She likes to read.
I read a lot.
What happened next?
I went to the pawn shop.
AND?
Walter gave it to me shot in the back, that was it.
I've been shot before.
That was different.
And it was bad.
I knew I was going die in that
full apartment of mouse droppings.
Jimmy?
Jimmy
Go away.
- I'll call an ambulance. - No.
Angela, no.
No ambulance.
I will be arrested. This will not happen.
I can't let you die.
Why do you care?
We're friends. Aren't we?
We are not friends.
No one is my friend, let alone you.
Need help. Can I help you.
How can you help me?
We should run away.
Go to Mexico or something.
I have no car.
Let's find. We will steal one.
And Frank?
He never let me go.
We should go to Mexico.
What are you doing?
Jimmy
Jimmy, what the hell is that?
Wow.
I didn't anticipate that happening.1092
What are you going to do?
Have to give a judgment.
I decide in favor of r�u.
What does that mean?
It means no go to hell,
Jimmy
I'm not going?
Good, I love a happy ending.
She didn't sharpen my nail.
Deloris
Hello, my dear.
Could you schedule another appointment?
This afternoon.
Who are you?
You have to change Mr. Manson.
Yes.
Thank you darling.
Ten million Koreans in hell.
I can't find it yet a decent manicure between them.
Will understand.
Sorry, what were you saying?
Who are you?
I answer many names.
Buddhists me call it Devadatta.
The Hebrews refer to me as the morning star.
The French, they told me,
that referred to me as the Lord of the Flies.
So are the French.
You
You can call me brother.
Lucifer.
In flesh and blood, ma'am.
You are not my brother.
Manna.
You cut me too fast.
- Phil? - Yes, boss.
Are you behaving?
Yes, boss.
AND...
Balthazar,
Good to see you again, son.
It's been a while.
Why are you here?
What is so important that the Prince of Darkness
have to do a personal appearance?
I just want to stop by.
Make sure that justice est� being fulfilled.
So
are you?
Sure.
And what is the verdict?
Jimmy Boyle was forgiven.
Forgiven?
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
You know the rules, don't you?
A good action does not undo a lifetime of actions.
I Think...
I'm not at all Interested in what you think.
I'm interested
what Balthazar thinks.
So?
I
I made my decision.
I want you to think hard Be careful about that, Balthazar.
I want you to remember
who are you talking to,
because I know
won't want to take a decision that displeases me.
After all, I can do of your life a hell
For all eternity.
Do you understand now, son?
I understand.
Yes. So, what will it be?
Heaven.
Is this your final answer?
Yes.
Right. So that's it.
What? Is that it?
- Yes. - Yeah. That's it.
You are not angry.
It's life.
This is a trick, right?
No. This is not a trick.
You are free to go.
I set you free from all your obligations.
But Jimmy nonetheless You have to stay with me.
- What? - What?
- Yes. - No.
You can leave and back to the sky.
But Jimmy?
He was screwed since always.
Do I have to spell it for you?
This was never about Jimmy.
It has always been about you.
So none of that mattered.
Calm down.
You wanted redemption. Got.
Why?
I would have to ask daddy.
It was his idea, after all.
What daddy wants,
He can.
You are free to go, but the soul of Jimmy Boyle
It's mine.
But wait.
He judged in my favor. This is not fair.
You don't deserve it.
It's hell for you young James.
No.
- Unless... - What?
I do anything.
Can you do a manicure?
Damn, that's what I thought.
Take him away.
Was cool, but I have to go, so ...
Bye-bye.
Balthazar?
Yes.
Don't become a stranger.
I haven't had so much fun in years.
Not since Vlad the Impaler, and that was a real circus.
I tell you that.
It was a pleasure work with you.
Equally.
I will miss you, Balthazar.
Bye, Phil.
Don't be a fool.
And now?
I think I'll be back Records and Archives.
I don't think I can do that.
You were great.
I lost my only case.
- Excuse me. - You don't have to.
The sky has lost a soul, but won an angel.
See you up there.
What's the matter?
I'm thinking, maybe you miss this room.
I heard that a position opened in Mercy and Vindication.
No. I can't even pronounce it.
Bye, Balthazar.
Bye, Cassiel.
This is a good one.
Three sex offenders go to hell.
And Lucifer says that for his punishments,
he will cut each One of your sticks.
He goes to the first guy.
And ask with the that your father worked for.
And the first guy says: "He was a lumberjack."
And Lucifer pulls a chainsaw and cut the guy's dick.
So he goes to the second guy
and ask what Your father worked.
And the guy says: "He was a doctor."
And Lucifer gets a scalpel and cut the guy's dick.
He goes to the third guy,
but the third guy is rolling on the floor laughing.
And Lucifer says: "What are you laughing at?"
See what I just do with both.
And the third guy says, "I I know, but my father made popsicles ".
Understood?
Popsicles.
Damn life.
THIS MOVIE IS DEDICATED TO SHIRLEY YOUNG,
THAT INSPIRED ME MAKING MOVIE
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