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[Pat] <i>Previously, on </i>Shining Vale...

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When your mom and I saw it,
we fell in love with it.

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[Gaynor] <i>In other words,</i>
<i>mom boned some rando,</i>

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- so we had to move here.
- Hey, no! It's not about that.

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[Pat] <i>I'm gonna be using</i>
<i>the attic as my writing annex.</i>

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- Oh, you're a writer?
- [Kam] If we don't get

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the first chapter next month,
I want the advance back.

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Please.

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You look like
you're auditioning for Pornhub.

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You don't wanna be known as "that girl."

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You make an age-appropriate friend, okay?

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<i>There's something</i>
<i>very wrong with this house.</i>

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[screams]

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I saw someone downstairs.

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I didn't see anything.
I mean, nothing unusual.

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Do you think I'm going crazy?

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- Patricia.
- [cup shatters]

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What are you doing in my house?

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[eerie muffled sounds]

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[eerie music]

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♪ ♪

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[eerie muffled sounds escalate]

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[silence]

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It's fucking hot.

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[Roxy barks, growls]

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What?

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[Roxy growling]

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- [footsteps approach]
- [Roxy whines]

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[wood creaks]

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[whispering voices]

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- [Roxy growling]
- Gaynor?

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[yip, ruff]

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[Roxy growling]

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- [Roxy barking]
- Roxy!

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Roxy?

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Roxy?

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[Roxy growling, barking]

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[old-timey music playing]

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♪ ♪

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[breathing heavily]
[whispering] Don't go in there.

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[music continues]

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♪ ♪

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[hinges creaking]

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- [music continues]
- [Pat sighs/groans]

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[hinges creaking]

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[gasps]

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Use your words, Patricia.

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- [skin sizzles]
- Ow!

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Uh! Ow!

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[panting]

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[whispers] Oh, God.

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[sighs]

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- [alarm clanking softly]
- Oh, God!

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Sorry, sorry. It's a work alarm.

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Oh, my God.

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Sorry, let me get it. Shh, shh, shh.

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- [Pat] Ohh--
- I got it.

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[Pat] Ow! Are you serious?

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- Ow!
- [Terry] Ow. Sorry.

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Shh, shh, shh, shh. Go to sleep.

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[alarm stops]

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[Jake] I had a bad dream.

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[Pat] Seriously?

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Get in.

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Okay.

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- [alarm chirping]
- [gasps]

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- [Pat] Oh, my God.
- Failsafe alarm.

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[chirping continues]

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[Terry yawns]

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[Terry] I'll get it.

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[soft moody music playing]

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[singer vocalizing]

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♪ ♪

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- [Pat] <i>Holy fuckin' shit!</i>
- Everything okay?

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Terry, remember the woman

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that I saw when we first moved in?

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The woman outside the window

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or the woman in the family room?

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- That's the same woman.
- Oh.

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Anyway, I don't know if she's a ghost,

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but she keeps popping up
in my dreams, and last night--

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It's probably a stress dream.
I used to have

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- these fantastical dreams--
- I know, I know.

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Back in business school,
and you forgot to study

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- for your accounting final.
- It was International Finance.

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- Accounting I would have aced.
- Okay, well, in my dream,

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she burned me with a cigarette.

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- Oh, Pat. Come on.
- And look--

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Oh, my God. Wow!

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Does it hurt if I do this?

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- Ow!
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

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Let me see. Look at that. It's--

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- What is wrong with you?
- Sorry. It's probably a burn.

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I just told you it was a burn.

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Yeah, but I don't believe
you dreamed that onto your arm.

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I-I think that you were cooking bacon

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and maybe some grease splattered.

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When was the last time I made bacon?

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When was the last time a ghost
burned you with a cigarette?

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It seemed so real.

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Well, I just read that moving

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is the second biggest cause
of stress dreams, so--

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What's number one?

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Marital strife, I think.

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Yeah.

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- I'm gonna say hi to the kids.
- Yeah. Let's say hi.

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- Morning, kids.
- Bro, you shot my nutsack off.

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- [Gaynor] Fine.
- [barks, whining]

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Is this thing broken again?

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Can we please just get
a normal coffee maker?

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No, no, no. It's not a prison cafeteria.

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It's a little temperamental.

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You just gotta play with
the sweet spot--let me.

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All right?

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- Why are you so covered up?
- Maybe I don't need to

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use my body to define my self-worth.

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Well, since they had to pixelate

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your tenth grade class picture,
I'm not buying it.

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What is it?
'Cause you have a hickey?

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Let me see. Do you have a tattoo?

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Mom. [laughs]

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- Get off of me!
- [laughs]

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Since when do you wear a cross?

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Okay. You know, I'm allowed to
have spirituality in my life.

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Jesus Christ, get off my ass.

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Bro, back off. [chuckles]

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[Terry] Who you talking to, buddy?

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Fred, a boy I met in the Oculus.

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There is no boy named Fred.

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Fred is the name
of a 49-year-old pedophile

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in dolphin shorts
who's trying to groom you

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to live in an ice cream van.

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You wanted me to make a friend?

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I made a friend.
You can't have it both ways.

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[Terry] <i>Hey, hey, hey. Phelps family.</i>

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Let's all take it down
about three notches, okay?

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[distorted doorbell dings]

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Can we please hire someone
to speed up that doorbell?

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Mm, yeah, what happened to
our old handyman?

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[Pat, softly] Okay.

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[growls] Shit!

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[part clattering]

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It was stuck.

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[Pat] I'll get it.

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[eerie music plays]

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♪ ♪

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Hi. Is Gaynor around?

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Uh, yeah. Hold on. Gaynor.

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- 'Sup, Ryan?
- 'Sup, Gaynor?

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Oh, Jesus!

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I'm Valerie He.

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Oh, this is my mom. We live next door.

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Hi, I'm Pat.

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I've seen you around.

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Seems our children
have developed a friendship.

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Yeah, we met when Gaynor was signing up

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for the Chastity Club.

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Hope you also signed up
for the Time Travel Club.

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Mm, aww.

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Mom, please shut the fuck up.

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Do you wanna wait in the car?

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Uh, yeah.

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Would you like me to take him?

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Oh. Yeah.

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But we have a no returns policy.

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That's just a joke. He's my favorite.

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I know you're not supposed
to say that, but--

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Ah--

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Uh, Jake. Grab your stuff.

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Mrs. He is gonna take you to school.

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Oh, okay.

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No, in real life, honey. Christ almighty.

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[exhales]

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It's getting closer.

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<i>- It's reached out.</i>
- I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

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It senses your weakness.

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Okay. Gotcha.

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- Jake, let's go.
- Do not give in.

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Okay. Jake, now!

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Have a good day at school.

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- Please don't ignore this.
- Okay.

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Who was that? Patty make a new friend?

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No. Patty met a weird fucking neighbor.

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Oh, my God. Did you just feel that?

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- No.
- I'm telling you,

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there's something s-seriously wrong here.

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No, no, no, Pat. We've been through this.

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We're not moving, Pat. We can't.

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And there's nothing wrong with this house.

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[hinges squeak, thud]

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- [zzztt]
- [Pat gasps] Oh, my God.

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No, there's--

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Oh, Pat, get in here.

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Look at this.

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It's an old growth chart.

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Aw. Daisy.

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I always wish we'd done
one of these with our kids.

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Maybe we should start.

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[Pat] <i>I think they're done growing.</i>

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Well, then we can do us.

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Mark how we shrink as we get older.

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You don't think that was fucking weird

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that the door just slammed?

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Nope. It's a--that's a rusty
spring hinge.

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I bet I pop a little WD-40 on that,

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there goes your ghost.

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- Hah!
- [screams] God, why?

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[exhales]

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[eerie sounds]

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[Terry humming]

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- Hello, old friend.
- [whirs]

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Honey...

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you seen the lubricant?

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Ah.

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Motherfucker!

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[Pat] <i>I told you,</i>

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Frank must have left his drill
at our old place,

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and the movers packed it.

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There's nothing more to it.

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Right. I think it just
reminds me of the time

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that I hired him to fix our sink

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and you had sex with him
in our kitchen, so...

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Terry, how are you dealing
with your anger?

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How do you deal with your anger?

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Hey, Terry, he's just trying to help.

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Sorry. I just--I'm good.

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Good. Chopping wood.

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I just push it all down.

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[Berg] Terry, you can't just bottle it up.

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Unchecked anger can build
into unfiltered rage.

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- Pat's seeing ghosts.
- What?

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Not ghosts. You make me sound like a loon.

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I've seen one ghost.

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It's a '50s housewife
that keeps popping up.

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Are you taking your anti-depressants?

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Yes, I am, and they're not working.

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My depression is off the fucking charts.

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Are you exercising? Eating right?

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<i>Have you made any friends in town?</i>

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No, I don't think you have.

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You know, I don't think
he was talking to you.

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[Dr. Berg] H-have you...
you any of those things?

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No. I don't have time.
I've gotta write my book,

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and I've written one paragraph
since we moved in.

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I keep telling her to use
the local bookstore.

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<i>Free Wi-Fi when you buy a cup of coffee.</i>

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What, do you work for

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the fucking Chamber of Commerce now?

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<i>- I'm just trying to help, Pat.</i>
- Hold on.

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- Terry may be right.
- Of course I am.

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You buy a small coffee,
you get free Wi-Fi.

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I meant, I think it would be
therapeutic for you

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to get out of the house, socialize.

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You think that would
help my depression?

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Absolutely.
I'm also going to up the dosage

256
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,739
on your anti-depressants
to 300 milligrams.

257
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,108
- Mm-hmm.
- That sounds like a lot.

258
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,743
I have a number of patients

259
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,945
who take that dosage.

260
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:55,315
Really? Like how many? One?

261
00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,717
[chuckles] More. More than one.

262
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,319
Three?

263
00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,987
Less than three.

264
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,189
[school bell rings]

265
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:05,092
I'd now like to ask any new members

266
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,428
of the Chastity Club
to introduce themselves.

267
00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:10,263
[organ music playing]

268
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,431
It's cool. Go ahead.

269
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:14,101
[chuckles softly] Okay.

270
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,936
Uh...

271
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,138
my first sexual experience was,
like, pretty typical.

272
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,508
It was mostly just hand stuff
with our upstairs neighbor.

273
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,176
He was terrible at it.

274
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,345
It was like he was trying
to find his keys at the bottom

275
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,280
of a very full gym bag.

276
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,349
Anyway, I mostly did it because
he loved playing reggaeton

277
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,419
really loud, which made
my mom lose her shit.

278
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,522
Eventually, I had real deal
[quietly] "P-in-V" sex with him

279
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,257
and wasn't great either,

280
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:40,160
[normally] but I guess
that's on me, right?

281
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,130
So, uh, yeah, now I'm like
totally ready to wait

282
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,031
- for the right person.
- [student clears throat]

283
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:48,268
Yeah. Good to be here.

284
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:52,405
Just your name and grade.

285
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,075
Gaynor. 11th.

286
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:57,978
[student clears throat]

287
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,348
We're gonna take a five-minute break.

288
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,450
[chairs squeaking]

289
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:08,021
[Kam] <i>"Cressida realized</i>
<i>she hadn't entered the attic.</i>

290
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,190
<i>The attic had entered her..."</i>

291
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,293
She fucked the house?

292
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,795
No. Maybe.

293
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,264
I-I don't know.

294
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,300
I was kind of outside of myself
when I wrote it, so...

295
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,369
Well, it's certainly an attention-grabber.

296
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,970
I say keep going.

297
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,405
- Seriously?
- Why not?

298
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,541
'Cause I was just prescribed
veterinary sedatives

299
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,377
so I can stop being tormented by a ghost.

300
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:33,246
Artists work best when
they're battling their demons.

301
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,981
When you wrote <i>Cressida, </i>you were totally

302
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,950
out of control, and it was a masterpiece.

303
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,052
Can you stop being my editor
for just one minute?

304
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,587
I can stop being your editor forever

305
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,489
if you don't finish this book.

306
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,958
Okay. Got it.

307
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,259
Lose control.

308
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,495
Hey, maybe I should start drinking again.

309
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,363
No, better yet, I'll buy an eight ball

310
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,965
off my old coke dealer

311
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,434
and fuck the night manager
at Howard Johnson's.

312
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,871
I am saying the opposite. Take control.

313
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,539
Use whatever you're dealing with--fatigue,

314
00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:01,942
depression, guilt-- and write to that.

315
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,344
You could be a modern-day Sylvia Plath.

316
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,880
Trish, this could be your <i>Bell Jar.</i>

317
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:09,182
Sylvia Plath went insane
writing <i>The Bell Jar.</i>

318
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:10,984
And then she stuck her head in the oven.

319
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,319
Well, don't go full Plath.

320
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,120
Although I could market
the shit out of that.

321
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,922
Just stop right before that.

322
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,357
Use it to get the creative juices going

323
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,059
and keep it filthy-- that's your brand.

324
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,195
- Thank you.
- You know, to be honest,

325
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:25,131
I thought this book
was gonna be about your affair.

326
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,001
I could never do that to Terry.

327
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,369
I mean, we moved three hours away

328
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,471
so he would never have to see Frank.

329
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,006
[door buzzes]

330
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,541
- [static crackles]
- [Frank] <i>This is Frank.</i>

331
00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,544
This is Terry Phelps.

332
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,017
You had sex with my wife.

333
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,223
I have your drill.

334
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,458
[door clicks, buzzes]

335
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,494
[Terry panting]

336
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,296
Dude, it's only like three flights.

337
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,964
You should not be that gassed.

338
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:01,368
[panting] Sh...shut up, Frank.

339
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,337
So, um, you're here to beat me up?

340
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,441
No. I'm here because...

341
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,310
[labored breathing]

342
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:13,913
I guess I'm here because of
what happened with you and Pat.

343
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,549
- The sex.
- Yes, the sex, Frank.

344
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,252
I thought I was over it,

345
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:23,957
and then I come across
that stupid drill of you--

346
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,191
[thunk]

347
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,928
I just wanna understand how it happened.

348
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,230
I mean, did you plan it?

349
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,032
Did you even think
you were gonna fix the sink?

350
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,667
Because, you know, you charged me for it.

351
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,269
[Frank] I didn't plan it.
I came over to fix the sink

352
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,938
and Pat started crying,
so I gave her my shirt.

353
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,440
How is that your first instinct?

354
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,641
It just was!

355
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:43,109
Next thing you know,
she starts kissing me,

356
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,578
and it happened.

357
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,580
Also, I have an automatic
billing system, so--

358
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,616
You're saying she made the first move?

359
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,184
Because I don't believe you.

360
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,286
She was in a really bad place. All right?

361
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,488
I tried to comfort her,
and I got caught up.

362
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,723
[Terry sighs]

363
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,025
All right, so...

364
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,226
w-w-what up?

365
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,330
Do...

366
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,566
Do you...love her?

367
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,201
No, man.

368
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,203
I'm still trying
to learn how to love myself.

369
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,672
[chuckling] Oh, my God.
Do you have any idea

370
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,607
how pathetic that i--

371
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,443
Wow.

372
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,411
Is that--is that Italian?

373
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,647
Yeah, man. Picked it up in Milan.

374
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,115
Wow.

375
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,650
- Never seen anything like it.
- [Frank] <i>Yeah.</i>

376
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,518
It's got the deluxe LatteCrema System

377
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,188
for a perfect flat white every time.

378
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,656
- Yeah?
- [laughing] Yeah.

379
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,458
I'm taking it with me, Frank.

380
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,059
- [small laugh] What?
- Yeah.

381
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,462
No-no, Terry, that's--that's off limits.

382
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,398
Yeah, well, so was my wife.

383
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,067
[grunting softly]

384
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,676
- Uh, want me to help you?
- No.

385
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,077
It-it's fragile, man.

386
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,579
All right, grab the other side.

387
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,447
- [Frank] Careful.
- [grunts]

388
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,717
- Kids doing all right?
- Yeah, Jake's good.

389
00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,586
[chimes ringing]

390
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,788
[soft whooshing]

391
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:05,258
[chimes continue ringing]

392
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,528
[singer vocalizing softly]

393
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,763
Fuck it.

394
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,504
Here you are. Enjoy.

395
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,272
<i>The Bell Jar</i> isn't really
a book you enjoy.

396
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,741
It's more of a journey into the abyss.

397
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,076
Enjoy.

398
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:26,780
Pat!

399
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,384
Oh, I'm--I gotta go.

400
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,824
- [groans softly]
- [Robyn] Have a seat.

401
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,427
- Hi, Robyn.
- Hi, Pat.

402
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,696
Ladies, this is Pat Phelps.

403
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,599
She bought the big house on Elm.

404
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,101
- Oh, wow.
- I see.

405
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,437
What? Is something wrong with the house?

406
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,105
Of course not!

407
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,740
It is a treasure.

408
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,842
Oh, I'm so rude.

409
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,713
Pat, this is the Shining Vale
Ladies Auxiliary Club.

410
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,515
- Emily Harris.
- Cherise Nathan.

411
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,384
Mrs. Stephen Edwards.

412
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,718
- Pat is a writer.
- Ooh.

413
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,420
Anything I would have read?

414
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,689
Mm, I seriously doubt it,
Mrs. Stephen Edwards.

415
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,192
Remember <i>Cressida: Unbound?</i>

416
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,661
That dirty little book that
was passed around years ago?

417
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,129
That was Pat.

418
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,831
Oh, of course!

419
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,632
My neighbor used it once. [chuckles]

420
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,668
I got it as a gag gift from my niece.

421
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,503
I'm exhausted. I'm-I'm gonna go.

422
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,406
Pat, we'd love to, um,
get you more involved.

423
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,575
- Maybe with the, uh, bake sale?
- I don't bake.

424
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,743
What about for Parent-Teacher night?

425
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,445
I don't parent.

426
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,447
Ladies.

427
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:36,583
Bye!

428
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,887
[Roxy barking, growling]

429
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,822
Roxy, what is that?

430
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,559
Roxy, drop it!

431
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,161
Roxy.

432
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,164
[moody music]

433
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,633
♪ ♪

434
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,577
[breathes heavily] Oh, God.

435
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,314
It's okay. I just had a bad dream.

436
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,782
Come here. It's okay.

437
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,584
Good girl, it's okay. It's okay.

438
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,386
- [whining]
- It's okay.

439
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:20,226
[uneasy music]

440
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,761
What the hell?

441
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,564
[dramatic tone]

442
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,765
Mm.

443
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,869
Says Szechuan, but I'm--
I'm tasting Hunan.

444
00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:31,638
- What do you think, Pat?
- Honestly, honey,

445
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,673
it just tastes like
really shitty Chinese food.

446
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,708
- Mm, could be shitty Cantonese.
- I'm sorr--

447
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:39,379
Could we have one family meal
where we don't curse?

448
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,947
Gaynor, if you're trying to get back at me

449
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,917
by dating a church guy,
I gotta tell ya, I don't care.

450
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,785
We're just hanging out,
trying to meet people.

451
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:46,920
And you've raised me

452
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,721
with literally no social skills.

453
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,224
- [distorted doorbell rings]
- [Roxy yipping]

454
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:52,659
- Fucking doorbell.
- [clank]

455
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,527
That's Fred. Can he come for dinner?

456
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,196
You gave our address to a child molester?

457
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,665
Jake, we talked about online safety.

458
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,199
- [knocking]
- You're gonna be so embarrassed

459
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,802
when he isn't a pedophile.

460
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,805
Don't worry. I'll handle it.

461
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,574
I'm going to pray.

462
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,975
[Pat] Good.

463
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,244
Pray you don't get pregnant with Ryan

464
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,779
'cause you'll have to keep it!

465
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,515
[tense guitar chord plays]

466
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,417
♪ ♪

467
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,851
Fucking kidding me?

468
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,427
- Are you Jake?
- Are you Frank?

469
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,861
- What?
- What?

470
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,296
- No, no, no. I'm not--
- No. I'm not Jake.

471
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,498
- Fred!
- Jake. What's up, bro?

472
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,534
Bro, check out this portal I found.

473
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,536
- [laughing] Okay.
- [laughing] Okay. Okay.

474
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,538
- He's Fred.
- And that's Jake.

475
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,706
[both laughing]

476
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,374
I-I'm so sorry.

477
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,843
I-I thought you were a pedo
grooming my son.

478
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,645
No. Not a groomer. Not a groomer.

479
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,513
Thought the same thing about your kid.

480
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,716
Hey, come on, the name Jake,
it's a little pedo-like, so...

481
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,619
Eh, Fred sounds like a kiddie diddler.

482
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,721
[laughing] LOL.

483
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,389
I mean, when I saw your house I was like,

484
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:58,725
"It puts the lotion
on its skin," you know?

485
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,294
I love this house.

486
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,496
I mean, I'd kill to live here.

487
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,033
I'm Laird, by the way.

488
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,636
- Terry. How are you?
- I'm good. I'm good.

489
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,839
All right, well, we're just
sitting down to dinner, so...

490
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,642
Thank you. That's so kind.

491
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,377
- [Laird chuckling]
- To your left.

492
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,978
[Laird] Oh, thank you.

493
00:21:19,012 --> 00:21:20,513
[chuckling] Wow.

494
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:23,950
- [second floor thudding]
- [laughing] Oh.

495
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,952
- This is awesome.
- Yeah.

496
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,789
It's so hard to make
new friends at this age.

497
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,859
Well, Jake is very particular
about who he connects with.

498
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,962
Historically, they've either
been way younger

499
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,864
or in the custodial field.

500
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,632
[laughing softly]

501
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,502
But I, uh, I meant me.

502
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,772
I-I'm so sorry. Did I overstep?

503
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:47,874
No. No, no, no, no, I--

504
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,511
We've actually talked about
meeting friends here in town.

505
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:52,845
Is there a Mrs. Laird?

506
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:55,081
Technically.

507
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,483
But she's seeing someone else right now.

508
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,619
Oh, very, very sorry.

509
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,921
You know, the worst part is,

510
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,323
not only did I lose my wife,

511
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,893
- I lost my best friend.
- [Pat] Oh, God.

512
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,864
She was fucking my best friend. [sobs]

513
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,803
Um, I'm gonna go clean up.

514
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,406
[Roxy barks, whines]

515
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,709
No. You don't want any part of this.

516
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,579
[Roxy barks]

517
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,648
[Roxy whines]

518
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,452
[uneasy music]

519
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,587
♪ ♪

520
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,090
Hey, this Laird guy
is actually pretty funny

521
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,858
when he's not crying.

522
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,359
- Everything okay?
- [Pat] No.

523
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:42,495
This book keeps appearing out of nowhere.

524
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,763
That's not that odd.

525
00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,865
We have like 300 copies
lying around our den.

526
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:47,433
This isn't my copy.

527
00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:51,104
Someone dog-eared the pages
and- and circled words.

528
00:22:51,137 --> 00:22:54,540
Uh, "atheists," "sweaty," "dildo."

529
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,375
Someone's trying to tell me something.

530
00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,677
Probably that we shouldn't
leave this book around

531
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,479
- when we have kids over.
- Okay.

532
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:02,381
You know what, never mind.
I just--it does--I'm fine.

533
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:03,883
Oh, no, no. I wanna know what's going on.

534
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:05,418
No, you don't.

535
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:06,753
You're just gonna mansplain it away

536
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,621
with some logical explanation.

537
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,089
That's not mansplaining.

538
00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:12,859
- Mansplaining...
- Mm-hmm.

539
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,393
...happens to be

540
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,063
that there's usually
a logical explanation.

541
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,998
Well, what if the logical explanation

542
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,900
- is that I'm losing my mind?
- No.

543
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:23,169
Yeah, Kam read the page
that I wrote in the attic--

544
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,937
which I don't even remember writing--

545
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,672
and she said it was great.

546
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,574
She said, "Embrace the crazy."

547
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:29,942
Kam said that? That's fantastic!

548
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,146
No, it's not! I can't afford to go crazy.

549
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,947
I mean, you heard Dr. Berg.

550
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,949
If you explode and I go nuts,

551
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,484
what's gonna happen to the kids?

552
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,686
Honey, the kids are gonna
be fine, all right?

553
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,555
And I am not gonna explode.

554
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:43,890
In fact,

555
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:47,994
I did a little retail therapy today.

556
00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:49,462
Voilà.

557
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,465
- Is that Frank's?
- Yeah.

558
00:23:52,498 --> 00:23:54,667
I went over to that son of--

559
00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:56,636
how do you know that's Frank's?

560
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,970
What?

561
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,739
Oh, my God!

562
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,140
When were you at his apartment?

563
00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,075
It was a part of that terrible week.

564
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,111
I didn't wanna believe
that you kissed him first.

565
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:07,613
Now, I find out
that you fucked him for a week?

566
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:09,048
You said it was one time!

567
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:12,051
- It-it was a one-time event.
- An event?

568
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,753
What? Like a Toyotathon?

569
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,788
It was one affair. It lasted a week.

570
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:16,923
What difference does it make?

571
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,724
Because once is a mistake.

572
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,960
A week is...you made a choice.

573
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,897
- A really bad choice.
- That's right.

574
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,699
And I would do anything--anything

575
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:29,068
if I could go back
and do things differently.

576
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,537
I wish I wasn't home.

577
00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:33,840
I wish that-that I'd taken
that Pilates class

578
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,074
that you gave me for my birthday.

579
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:36,976
I paid for three years, you went once.

580
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,744
What do you want me to say?

581
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:41,981
I fuck everything up. I know that.

582
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:46,118
I fucked up our family.
I fucked up our marriage.

583
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,788
And I'm trying so hard not
to fuck up what we have left,

584
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:52,491
but it's really, really hard.

585
00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:55,728
And I'm just so tired. [crying]

586
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,565
Pat, come-come here.

587
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,701
I don't want to.

588
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,035
[Terry] <i>Patty.</i>

589
00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,670
No.

590
00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:06,172
[Terry] Come here.

591
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,582
Hey. Listen to me.

592
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,184
We're Phelps.

593
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:21,254
- We're unfuckable.
- [laughs]

594
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,723
I'm sorry you were so sad. I...

595
00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:26,993
I should've been paying better attention.

596
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,061
I'm sorry about the Pilates.

597
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,963
Yeah, it says right there in the contract,

598
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:33,266
got to cancel by fax or you lose the--

599
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,170
Just let me know
when it starts to get weird,

600
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,106
and I'll leave.

601
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,011
- Right about now.
- Oh.

602
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,820
[Pat sighs]

603
00:25:56,622 --> 00:25:57,957
Kam is right.

604
00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,259
This really is a masterpiece.

605
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,996
[sighs] Good night, sweetheart.

606
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,231
[dramatic musical sting]

607
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:08,634
Use your words, Patricia.

608
00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:10,269
Use your words.

609
00:26:10,303 --> 00:26:12,204
[Roxy whines]

610
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,078
Use my words.

611
00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,708
I'm using my words.

612
00:26:48,741 --> 00:26:50,309
What words?

613
00:26:50,343 --> 00:26:53,779
[edgy music plays]

614
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:56,782
♪ ♪

615
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,194
[unsettling music builds]

616
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,265
[hinges creaking]

617
00:27:23,376 --> 00:27:27,980
[floorboards creak]

618
00:27:28,014 --> 00:27:30,983
[old-timey upbeat music plays]

619
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:34,020
♪ ♪

620
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,229
[Pat gasps]

621
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:46,232
Good news, Patricia. You're not crazy.

622
00:28:32,978 --> 00:28:33,946
[whistling]