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[Pat]
Previously on Shining Vale...

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[dramatic musical sting]

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[Rosemary]
Hold on tight, Patricia.

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-[bird chirps]
-[Joan] What'd you think would

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-happen, darling?
-[Pat] I just thought

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-I'd be missed.
-Nobody wants you here.

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[Joan]
I bought baby sharks.

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-Isn't it fun?
-Hello, dear.

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-[Terry] This is Ruth.
-I used to know someone

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who looked just like you.

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I just met the face

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of my mental illness.

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What am I supposed to do now?

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[Kam] Stick to the story.
No ghosts.

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You had a mental breakdown
while you were writing

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your book,
and now you're recovered.

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What about Terry?

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Does he know about
the choppy-choppy?

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-Hi.
-Kathryn. Mm.

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Something happened.
I wrote it down.

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I wanna choose my words
carefully.

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[Pat] It's not happening.
I don't feel sexy.

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[Ruth] If you drink this,

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you are gonna be moist
in all the right places.

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I don't like this game.

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-[gasps]
-[roars]

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Jake and I don't need you,
and Dad doesn't remember you.

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[Terry] Something disturbing
happened in my past.

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It's right here,
and I can't get to it.

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What about art therapy?

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[Terry]
Come on. Put it together.

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Oh, my God.

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Hey, Lacy.
I was just on your show.

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[Lacy] Okay.

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Hey, I think I know
who Rosemary is.

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-What?
-[horn honks]

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Oh!

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[onlookers screaming]

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What are you gonna do?

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[crew member]
In five, four, three...

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[bright music playing]

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[Lacy] Welcome back
to Good Morning Shining Vale.

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When we last saw my guest,

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she was fresh
from the bug house

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and frankly looked like hell,

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but now you look terrif.

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Aww, thanks, Lacy.

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I just wanna say, I'm so sorry
about the bus thing.

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Oh, it's fine. [laughs]

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I don't even remember it.
[laughs]

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[coughs]

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Well, let's talk about
your skin.

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Why does it look so glowy?

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-Aww. Oh!
-[Lacy giggles]

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Can we talk about your skin?

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I-I think you should see
a doctor.

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I said I'm fine!

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[gagging, coughing]

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[eerie, tense music plays]

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[gasps]

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[breathing heavily]

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[gasping]

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[screams]

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[Gaynor]
I don't have any drugs,

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if that's what you're
looking for.

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I'm not looking for drugs.

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I'm looking for a pad.

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-A what?
-A maxi pad.

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I got my period.

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[laughs]

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Why is that funny?

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Because you're, like, 100.

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This is not the time.

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Then don't use Civil War terms
like "maxi pad."

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Okay, give me a Tampax.

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Judging by your personality,

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I assume you have your period,
what, every four days?

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[laughs sarcastically]

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People my age
actually don't use tampons.

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I use a DivaCup.

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Okay, can I borrow one?

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It's not a Netflix password.

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You don't share it.

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What am I supposed to do?

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What'd women do in olden times

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when they got their periods?

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[Pat] They thanked God
they weren't pregnant.

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[laughs]

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I meant die.

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[creepy piano music plays]

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[singer vocalizing strangely]

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♪ ♪

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[dramatic musical sting]

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[Dr. Berg] Oh, shit.

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I wanted to tell you. I did.

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I just thought
it would be too traumatic.

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Where was the restraint
when you were

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hitting me with an axe?

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That's not me.

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Yes, it is.
I'm bad at painting hands.

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I was sick.

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I didn't know what I was doing,
but I'm better, and so are you.

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That's the headline.

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How 'bout this head line,

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where you hit me
with a fuckin' axe?

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There's literally
a permanent mark on my head.

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[Dr. Berg]
You can have that taken off.

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They're doing tremendous work
with lasers.

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[Pat] I'm sorry, Terry.

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I'm sorry that I hit you
in the head with an axe.

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I'm sorry I broke our family.

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I'm sorry that I was ever born.

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I'm sorry...

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I'm on my period.

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Oh, my God, Pat.

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We're here to make progress,
not gross jokes.

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[Terry] I just wanna know
why she did it,

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because according to you,
we had a pretty great marriage.

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We did. Mostly.

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We had one axe fight
in 18 years.

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That is not terrible.

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Well, what was our solitary
axe fight about, Pat?

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No, nothing. Everything.

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-I-it doesn't matter.
-It does to me!

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[Dr. Berg]
Terry, we have a saying:

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"If it's hysterical,

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it's historical."

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Fights aren't just about
one thing.

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They're an accumulation
of every unresolved issue.

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You have the benefit
of a blank slate.

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I wish all my patients would

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get hit in the head
with an axe.

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[laughing]

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That-that's... no, I--no.

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No, I--I don't. Sorry.

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[Pat] Terry, it's true.

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You're the lucky one.

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I would give anything
to just forget about

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all the bad stuff and go back
to being a normal family.

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You go back to work
in the city,

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and I promote my book,

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Gaynor goes back to school,
and Jake...

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does whatever Jake does.

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I worked in the city?

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-[Pat] Yeah.
-Which city?

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-The city.
-Hartford.

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[Pat] No, Manhattan.

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You took the train in
every day.

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-By myself?
-[Pat] Yeah.

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You were a partner
in a financial firm,

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and you loved your job.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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You know,
I-I do think I remember.

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Uh, I wore a suit.

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-[Pat] Yes.
-And a--and a tie.

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I had that--
that black briefcase.

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-[Pat] Mm-hmm.
-I remember this.

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Going back to work
will give you

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a sense of purpose.

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Plus, it'll get you
out of the house.

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I'm goin' back to work.

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Thank God.

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-[flames roar]
-Ahh!

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[sighs] Gets me every time.

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[Roxy whining, slurping]

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[Pat] Roxy, what are you doi--

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God, you perv.

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-[Roxy growls]
-I'm with Roxy.

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You look fantastic,
like you're wearing the skin

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of a teenager.

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Speaking of,
this tea of yours--

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-this is weird to ask, but--
-You're menstruating.

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Yes. What the hell?

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It's my herbs.

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They stimulate the hormones

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and they make you
more youthful everywhere, yeah.

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I mean, for me,
looking and feeling younger

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is worth a monthly visit
from Aunt Rosie.

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As much as I love
skipping gym class,

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I do not like seeing
Aunt Rosie.

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Well, I have been tinkering
with the formula,

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but this is the one that works.

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-Mm.
-Are there a couple

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of side effects?

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Sure, but what won't women do

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to turn back the hands of time,
right?

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-A couple of side effects?
-[Ruth] Some women,

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they say that they have
these really intense dreams,

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like surrealistic,
like it's really happening

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and there's no escape.

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[teapot whistling shrilly]

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Some other women
really don't mind

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plucking barbed wire hairs
from their chinny chin chins.

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I mean, it's really your call.

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I have no horse in this race.

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Well, maybe I'll stick with it
for just a little longer,

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get me through
the book signing.

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Good girl.

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Do you know
where I could get a DivaCup?

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Apparently period technology
has changed.

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Honey, just do what I do.

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Take a weeklong float
on a cotton raft.

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[soft music plays]

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Uh-oh.

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I think your raft is leaking.

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[laughing] Oh, look at that.

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We're synced.

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[Kathryn] Sorry, we didn't
think you'd be back so soon.

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"Such a hot duck, de-death."

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"Suck a hot dick, death."

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It's an inside joke
that did not age well.

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I will have someone
clear all this out

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and burn that poster.

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No, keep it.

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Let the company save some money
in case I die again.

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[laughs]

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So you really don't remember
anything?

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Oh, I remember things.

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[Kathryn] Hmm.

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-You smell familiar.
-[both laugh]

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Okay.
I hope that's a good thing.

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[Terry] It seems to be.

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I have a feeling
we got along very well.

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Why do you say that?

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We're holding hands.

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Oh, fuck. Sorry.

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[both laugh]

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Not very professional.

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Um--
[clears throat]

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-[growls]
-[Terry] Oh. [growls]

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-[Kathryn] There you go.
-[Terry] Mm.

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So what do you wanna do here,
work-wise?

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I mean, if you feel ready.

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Honestly, my, um, skill set
is smoking, painting,

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and reading simple sentences.

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That's so weird.
You were in charge

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of the Smoking, Painting,
and Simple Sentence Division.

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-[Terry] Excellent.
-[laughs]

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It's really great
to have you back, Terry.

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Thank you, Kathryn.

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Mm, yeah. [laughs]

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Um, Kath-éryn,
that- that's what--

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that's how you used
to say my name.

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-Kath-éryn?
-[Kathryn laughs] Yes, exactly.

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-Why?
-[Kathryn] I have no idea.

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Um, nobody actually knows.

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Anyway, um,

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I will see you later, Phelps.

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-Bye.
-[Kathryn] Bye.

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Kath-éryn.

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"She wiped her plush lips

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"of his pearly love nectar,

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savoring every drop
of his man juice."

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Yuck.

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-[applause]
-[fan] All right.

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[Lillian]
Thank you to Pat Phelps

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for reading
that dirty, dirty chapter.

258
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Mrs. Phelps will now sign
copies of her book

259
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,560
before it gets banned.

260
00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:23,940
Trish, you fucking killed it.

261
00:09:24,107 --> 00:09:25,150
[Pat] Seriously?

262
00:09:25,317 --> 00:09:27,193
I felt like I was reading
someone else's book.

263
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,194
Who cares?

264
00:09:28,361 --> 00:09:30,196
You look like you're 30.

265
00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:32,615
And what animal fetus
are you putting on your face?

266
00:09:32,782 --> 00:09:33,950
-I just--I--
-[camera clicks]

267
00:09:34,117 --> 00:09:36,077
My neighbor gave me
this herbal tea,

268
00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:38,204
but it does have side effects.

269
00:09:38,371 --> 00:09:40,665
[whispering]
I started my period.

270
00:09:40,832 --> 00:09:42,458
[laughs]

271
00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:43,585
No, I'm serious.

272
00:09:43,752 --> 00:09:46,421
It's like my uterus is
aging in reverse.

273
00:09:46,588 --> 00:09:48,131
-What the fuck?
-Oh!

274
00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:49,799
[crow cawing]

275
00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:51,051
-[Pat gasps]
-[Kam] Fuck you, bird.

276
00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:53,386
[crow cawing]

277
00:09:53,553 --> 00:09:55,263
-Oh, my God. What--
-I am so sorry.

278
00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:58,808
That has never happened here
before.

279
00:09:58,975 --> 00:09:59,976
-Okay.
-[crow squawking]

280
00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:01,394
I'm gonna go.

281
00:10:01,561 --> 00:10:03,146
Good luck with the book
signing, and call me tomorrow.

282
00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,981
Oh, and get me
some of that period tea.

283
00:10:05,148 --> 00:10:06,608
[laughs] Okay.

284
00:10:06,775 --> 00:10:08,443
[Kam] Fucking birds.

285
00:10:08,610 --> 00:10:10,403
-Hi, Pat.
-[Pat] Hi.

286
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:13,198
So exciting. Hmm.

287
00:10:13,323 --> 00:10:14,866
There you go, Robyn. Thanks.

288
00:10:14,991 --> 00:10:16,993
We're so proud of you, Pat.

289
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,161
-Thank you.
-[Robyn] Yeah.

290
00:10:18,328 --> 00:10:21,373
You'll have to come speak
at our book club.

291
00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:23,291
Ooh, sounds great.

292
00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:24,751
Oh, Robyn,
I wanted to tell you.

293
00:10:24,918 --> 00:10:27,796
The-the lady next door that you
sold the house to, Ruth?

294
00:10:27,921 --> 00:10:29,339
I figured out who she is.

295
00:10:29,464 --> 00:10:31,883
Oh.

296
00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:35,011
-How-how did you do that?
-'Cause she told me.

297
00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:37,389
We used to take a yoga class
together in Brooklyn.

298
00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:39,265
[gasps] Oh.
[laughing] Oh.

299
00:10:39,432 --> 00:10:42,268
Well, what a small world.
[laughs]

300
00:10:42,435 --> 00:10:45,021
Why did you get nervous?

301
00:10:45,146 --> 00:10:48,191
I guess you just make people
nervous, Pat.

302
00:10:48,358 --> 00:10:49,651
Bye.

303
00:10:49,818 --> 00:10:51,861
[Pat] Bye.

304
00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,363
-[dramatic musical sting]
-[gasps]

305
00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,031
Holy fuck!

306
00:10:55,198 --> 00:10:56,157
[crow squawks]

307
00:10:56,324 --> 00:10:59,285
-[whistle blows]
-[Jake groaning]

308
00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,876
Jake, honey. Are you okay?

309
00:11:07,043 --> 00:11:08,169
[Jake] No!

310
00:11:08,336 --> 00:11:09,963
There's a goat harassing me
in my VR,

311
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,674
there's a ton of pressure
for me to win tonight's game,

312
00:11:12,841 --> 00:11:14,050
and my belly hurts.

313
00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:16,386
Well, you can't be under
that much pressure, right?

314
00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:17,762
You're-you're just the mascot.

315
00:11:17,929 --> 00:11:19,639
You don't understand sports!

316
00:11:19,806 --> 00:11:21,224
No, I don't,

317
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:23,435
but I do understand
tummy aches.

318
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,019
It's probably just
a little bubble.

319
00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:26,604
Come on.
You know the drill, mister.

320
00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,273
Paws up.

321
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,024
[groans]

322
00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,359
[sentimental music plays]

323
00:11:31,526 --> 00:11:33,445
Okay.

324
00:11:33,611 --> 00:11:36,406
♪ ♪

325
00:11:36,573 --> 00:11:38,241
Anything?

326
00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,409
Mm.

327
00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:45,957
[farting]

328
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,043
[exhales]

329
00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,587
Ah. [laughs]

330
00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:52,589
There it is. Thanks, Mom.

331
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:55,175
Okay, sweetie.

332
00:11:55,341 --> 00:11:57,260
It was so much cuter
when he was younger.

333
00:11:57,427 --> 00:11:58,470
Wow.

334
00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:02,640
-[dramatic musical sting]
-Ahh! God.

335
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:04,767
Laird?
What are you doin' in my room?

336
00:12:04,934 --> 00:12:06,853
I-I-I didn't mean to scare you.

337
00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,022
You just looked so peaceful
getting dressed.

338
00:12:09,189 --> 00:12:10,607
You watched me getting dressed?

339
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:11,733
No.

340
00:12:12,817 --> 00:12:15,028
Oh, I guess this is where
the magic happens, huh?

341
00:12:15,195 --> 00:12:16,529
That's kind of personal.

342
00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:18,072
No, I meant fucking.

343
00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:21,117
Yes, I was able
to crack that code.

344
00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:24,037
Truth is, Pat and I haven't
really gotten around to that.

345
00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:25,872
Why not? She's superhot.

346
00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:27,207
[Terry] Thank you.

347
00:12:27,373 --> 00:12:29,792
Yeah, I don't know, just given
everything that happened.

348
00:12:29,918 --> 00:12:32,921
Yeah, yeah. You know, I heard.

349
00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:34,964
You knew that Pat hit me
with an axe?

350
00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:36,216
What?

351
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,551
No, I heard
you fell down the stairs.

352
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:40,428
Why would she hit you
with an axe?

353
00:12:40,595 --> 00:12:43,556
-You're superhot.
-Thank you. [chuckles]

354
00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:48,394
Hey, uh, did I ever talk
to you about a-a woman at work?

355
00:12:48,561 --> 00:12:49,604
[Laird] I don't think so. Why?

356
00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:53,983
Well... there's this, uh,
boss of mine.

357
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,652
We seem to have
this flirty chemistry.

358
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,654
-I don't know.
-[Laird] Oh, come on.

359
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,696
You're so lucky, you know?

360
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:01,157
I-I hate my boss.

361
00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:03,159
I thought you worked
for yourself.

362
00:13:03,326 --> 00:13:05,161
I do.

363
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:06,746
What? Gimme that.

364
00:13:06,913 --> 00:13:08,748
[Laird] I miss bras.

365
00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,416
[Terry] What is this?

366
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,417
What is that?

367
00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,586
[mysterious music plays]

368
00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:15,922
I'm still a little rusty
with the curvy letters here.

369
00:13:16,089 --> 00:13:17,757
You mind reading this?

370
00:13:17,924 --> 00:13:19,384
No, no. Here.

371
00:13:21,302 --> 00:13:22,762
Oh.

372
00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:25,890
♪ ♪

373
00:13:27,058 --> 00:13:28,434
[Laird chuckles]

374
00:13:28,601 --> 00:13:30,770
Do you mind reading it
out loud?

375
00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:32,522
[Laird] Sorry, I...

376
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,649
uh, "Dearest Pat,
I'm sad to report

377
00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:38,987
that last night, I violated
our marriage covenant."

378
00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:40,029
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

379
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:42,782
Uh, "Fueled
by many cocktails or"...

380
00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:43,992
oh.

381
00:13:44,117 --> 00:13:46,369
"I shared a kiss
with Kathryn Dunn."

382
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,955
[Terry] Kathryn.

383
00:13:49,122 --> 00:13:52,125
I had an affair.

384
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,836
That's why Pat hit me
with an axe.

385
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,963
[Laird] Eff yeah.

386
00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,675
Hey, I was thinkin',
maybe we should, uh...

387
00:14:00,842 --> 00:14:02,218
go away.

388
00:14:02,385 --> 00:14:03,928
We were both just away.

389
00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,139
And why do you think my mom is
getting her mail here?

390
00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:07,849
Yeah, I don't know.
That's weird, right?

391
00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:10,685
Maybe a little sailboat
in the Caribbean,

392
00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:13,938
Captain Terry
and his first mate.

393
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:17,150
Um, but you just started work,
and I don't like boats--

394
00:14:17,317 --> 00:14:19,444
I know you don't,
but I just feel like

395
00:14:19,611 --> 00:14:21,571
we need a little bit
of alone time.

396
00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,448
And listen,
I saw Kathryn today.

397
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:24,782
-Holy shit.
-[Terry] I know.

398
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,826
And I know you don't like
to talk about the past, but--

399
00:14:27,285 --> 00:14:29,579
Gaynor took her ACT
while we were away.

400
00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:31,164
These are her test scores.

401
00:14:31,331 --> 00:14:32,206
Oh?

402
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:35,083
Yeah.
Oh, I wanna see them so bad.

403
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,378
But if I open it,
she will lose her mind.

404
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:38,588
Yeah.

405
00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:41,799
-Unless you do it.
-What?

406
00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:44,761
No, I'm not gonna do that
to Button.

407
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,263
What if you do it accidentally?

408
00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:49,265
How would I accidentally
open a--

409
00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:50,850
Oops.

410
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:53,102
Oh, my God.

411
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:54,854
-[Terry] Ooh.
-[Pat gasps]

412
00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:57,065
Gaynor aced it!

413
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:59,359
Are you fucking kidding me?

414
00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,110
You opened my mail.

415
00:15:01,277 --> 00:15:03,029
-Terry!
-Sorry, Button.

416
00:15:03,196 --> 00:15:04,113
I...

417
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,406
your mom tried to stop me.

418
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:06,449
Oh, that's okay, Dad.

419
00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:07,784
I'm sure it came
from a good place.

420
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,702
Oh, thank you.

421
00:15:09,869 --> 00:15:10,703
I opened it.

422
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,038
I could have you arrested.

423
00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:13,289
That's a federal offense.

424
00:15:13,456 --> 00:15:14,207
You know what they do
in prison to people

425
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:16,459
who open other people's mail?

426
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:21,381
-You got a perfect score.
-I don't care what...

427
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:23,716
what?

428
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:27,762
I mean, I knew you were smart,
but you crushed it.

429
00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:30,139
You can go
to any college you want.

430
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:32,058
I told you,
I'm not going to college.

431
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:34,727
When I was your age, I also
thought I knew everything.

432
00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:38,606
But if you don't take advantage
of this, you will regret it.

433
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,900
I'm not you.

434
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:43,069
Honey, I think your mother's
just very proud of you.

435
00:15:43,236 --> 00:15:44,070
Thanks, Dad.

436
00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:46,280
Stay out of my shit.

437
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:48,199
[tense music plays]

438
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,575
[sighs]

439
00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:51,786
[grunting] Stupid affair.

440
00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:54,080
Terry Phelps.

441
00:15:54,247 --> 00:15:56,916
Idiot. [grunts]

442
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,377
-[axe head thud]
-[yelps]

443
00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:00,586
Oh, Ruth!

444
00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:02,422
I-I am so sorry.

445
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:03,673
Are you okay?

446
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:04,924
I'm fine.

447
00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,301
I was just, I guess,
a little distracted.

448
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:09,637
I've been going through
some stuff, so--

449
00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:11,806
Oh, okay. Well...

450
00:16:11,973 --> 00:16:13,641
uh,
I'm-I'm a really good listener.

451
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:16,561
Oh, I...

452
00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:18,771
yeah, well,
if you wanna know, Ruth,

453
00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:21,774
I, uh, found out
I've been a bad husband.

454
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:23,276
How bad?
I'll tell ya how big

455
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:24,694
of a diamond to buy her.

456
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,154
Oh. [laughs softly]

457
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,197
Well, I betrayed Pat.

458
00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:32,535
And I think I destroyed
our family.

459
00:16:32,702 --> 00:16:34,036
You got a diamond for that?

460
00:16:34,162 --> 00:16:36,330
[eerie music plays]

461
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,750
I can help you,
but it'll cost you.

462
00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:40,293
I'd give anything,

463
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,378
honestly,
to make this all good again.

464
00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:45,006
Will you sell your soul
to the Dark One?

465
00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:48,718
[music darkens]

466
00:16:48,885 --> 00:16:50,803
What's that?

467
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,138
[both laugh]

468
00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:53,306
[Ruth]
I was pullin' your chain.

469
00:16:53,473 --> 00:16:54,682
-[Ruth laughs]
-Ruth!

470
00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:56,642
Oh, you should've seen
your face.

471
00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:57,810
You got me.

472
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,312
I did. I have you.

473
00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:02,482
Listen, you just fix my fence,
and I will go inside,

474
00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:05,485
I will make you
the most delicious dessert

475
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,152
that will knock her pants off.

476
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,905
-Deal.
-[Ruth] All right. Well, gosh.

477
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,363
"Dark One," this guy!

478
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:12,116
[laughs]

479
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:14,160
-[Terry] You had me.
-[Ruth] Oh, I have you.

480
00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:15,328
[crow squawks]

481
00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:18,289
[ominous music plays]

482
00:17:18,456 --> 00:17:19,748
♪ ♪

483
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,250
[grunts]

484
00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:25,379
[Joan] Patty.

485
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,546
I'm just dropping this mail off

486
00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,925
and telling you
to stop using our address

487
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:31,260
for whatever government agency
you're hiding from.

488
00:17:31,427 --> 00:17:32,553
It's not that.

489
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,223
Connecticut taxes are different
than New York.

490
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,349
It's a...

491
00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:37,725
[whispering]
It's a pyramid thing.

492
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,352
Oh. [mumbles]
The less you know, the better.

493
00:17:39,519 --> 00:17:40,478
Excellent.

494
00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:41,938
My luck, we'll be sharing
a jail cell.

495
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:46,025
What--hey, what are you doing
to your hair and your skin?

496
00:17:46,192 --> 00:17:47,235
You look younger than me.

497
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:49,278
That's because I've been
drinking this lady tea

498
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:50,279
that the neighbor gave me,

499
00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,532
and you're 17 years older
than me.

500
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,033
Shh.

501
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,368
I need this tea.

502
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,370
It is pretty great,
if you don't mind

503
00:17:57,537 --> 00:18:00,998
getting your period
and having these crazy dreams.

504
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,792
What kind of dreams?

505
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:04,585
[Pat] You heard the thing
about the period, right?

506
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:06,337
You need to watch those dreams.

507
00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:09,006
That's how I know I got out
too early the first time.

508
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,758
The first time?
You were there for four years.

509
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:13,219
No, the hospital let me out
for a bit six months in.

510
00:18:13,386 --> 00:18:15,429
I didn't come home.
I-I drove to Taos

511
00:18:15,596 --> 00:18:16,931
to a balloon regatta.

512
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:18,099
[Pat] Seriously?

513
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,684
Wait, you went
to see a balloon race

514
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,644
instead of coming home
to your child?

515
00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:25,231
They only do those
twice a year.

516
00:18:25,398 --> 00:18:29,819
And anyhow, I-I never got
to see it because he came back.

517
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,404
-Who's he?
-[sighs]

518
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:34,115
I used to think I saw someone,
a man with a hat,

519
00:18:34,282 --> 00:18:36,617
and I thought I was cured
because he stopped showing up.

520
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:39,161
And then the first night
in Taos,

521
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:42,123
he came back in my dreams

522
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,917
and then he was there.

523
00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:46,586
[foreboding music plays]

524
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,588
You mean in your head?

525
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,464
In my room.

526
00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:52,508
[eerie whispering]

527
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,176
No, mm-mm. I'm not doing this.

528
00:18:54,343 --> 00:18:55,845
I'm not--I--[sighs]

529
00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:57,179
I'm not going back there.

530
00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,764
I've kicked this thing.

531
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:02,351
No, I'm just saying,
we have strong genes

532
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,563
and great bone structure,

533
00:19:05,688 --> 00:19:07,356
but it comes with the price
of cuckoo.

534
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,025
Sometimes I think
it's not worth it.

535
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,944
No, I'm not you.

536
00:19:12,111 --> 00:19:14,030
I am a brunette.

537
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:16,240
So am I.

538
00:19:16,407 --> 00:19:18,534
You're right. You're not me.

539
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,995
I never had a good man.

540
00:19:21,162 --> 00:19:22,330
That was almost a compliment.

541
00:19:22,455 --> 00:19:23,623
[Joan] Bit of advice,

542
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,666
men are like sharks.

543
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,376
They stick around
for two things.

544
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,879
-[Pat] Mom.
-Feeding and fucking.

545
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,756
Are you feeding Terry?

546
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:32,798
Not really.

547
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:35,009
Then you better start fucking.

548
00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:36,010
-[dramatic sting]
-[both] Oh!

549
00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:37,762
Shit.

550
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,388
[creepy music plays]

551
00:19:39,513 --> 00:19:40,890
[player]
Awesome game today, bro.

552
00:19:41,057 --> 00:19:43,976
[players talking indistinctly]

553
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:46,145
[player] Good man, Phelps!

554
00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:48,189
[Jake] Thanks, guys.
[laughs]

555
00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:50,733
It's a team effort. Whoo!

556
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,861
♪ ♪

557
00:19:56,322 --> 00:19:58,532
[Goat breathes heavily]

558
00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:03,746
[growls]

559
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:10,127
[growling]

560
00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,339
♪ ♪

561
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,847
-[roars]
-[gasps]

562
00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:24,850
[creepy music building]

563
00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:27,853
♪ ♪

564
00:20:27,979 --> 00:20:28,980
What?

565
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:31,857
♪ ♪

566
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,859
Hey, Goat!

567
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,778
I said, "Hey, Goat!"

568
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:39,073
♪ ♪

569
00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,034
-[both groan]
-Quit screwing with me!

570
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,203
Get off me, asshole!

571
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,789
-Who are you?
-The mascot from Westbury Tech.

572
00:20:46,956 --> 00:20:48,874
I don't remember their mascot
being a goat.

573
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,960
It used to be
something super racist.

574
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:53,004
We changed it.

575
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,213
Okay.

576
00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,257
Well,
I'm-I'm sorry I tackled you.

577
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:57,717
I thought you were--ow!

578
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:01,637
[groaning]

579
00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:04,640
[peaceful music plays]

580
00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,100
Ow.

581
00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,893
-[groaning]
-[thunderclap]

582
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,980
[rain pouring]

583
00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:13,733
-[Terry] Hello.
-[thunder rumbling]

584
00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:15,568
-[Pat] Terry?
-Patty?

585
00:21:15,735 --> 00:21:17,570
-Is that you?
-[Pat] Oh.

586
00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:19,238
-Hi.
-Hey.

587
00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,323
-[Pat] What's going on?
-Oh, shoot.

588
00:21:21,449 --> 00:21:22,908
I've been here
for a couple hours.

589
00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:25,578
I somehow pictured you comin'
through the kitchen door here.

590
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:26,746
I can go around.

591
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,164
No, no, no, no. I, um--

592
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,833
I'll loopy-loop.

593
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:31,917
[grunting]

594
00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:33,627
[bones cracking]

595
00:21:33,794 --> 00:21:35,504
[groans]

596
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,048
-Just the hip.
-[bones cracking]

597
00:21:37,214 --> 00:21:39,091
-Patty, where'd you go?
-Holy fuck, Terry.

598
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,969
[Terry] No, no.
Stay right where you are.

599
00:21:42,136 --> 00:21:45,139
[grunting]

600
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,478
Welcome to Chez Phelps.

601
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:51,604
What's this all about?

602
00:21:51,771 --> 00:21:53,105
Oh, it's just some strawberries

603
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:55,691
and a little champagne
and chocolate.

604
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,318
[Pat] Mmm.

605
00:21:57,485 --> 00:21:58,694
You shouldn't have.

606
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:00,613
[Terry]
Well, I wanted to say thank you

607
00:22:00,780 --> 00:22:05,242
to my very, uh, loving
and forgiving--

608
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,160
[cork pops]

609
00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:07,453
...wife.

610
00:22:07,620 --> 00:22:09,371
No, I meant I'm an alcoholic,

611
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:12,124
and I'm allergic
to strawberries.

612
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,793
[Terry] Oh, right. Sorry.

613
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,920
Um, chocolate it is.

614
00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:19,799
[laughs] This-this is, uh--
this is amazing.

615
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:21,467
Uh, here you go.

616
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:23,469
[laughs] I can't believe
you're feeding me.

617
00:22:23,636 --> 00:22:26,055
-Yeah.
-Mmm.

618
00:22:26,222 --> 00:22:27,181
That's really delicious.

619
00:22:27,348 --> 00:22:28,516
-Yeah.
-Mmm.

620
00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:32,353
That is, uh,
Ruth's famous chocolate mouse.

621
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,021
[laughs]

622
00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:35,648
It's pronounced "mousse."

623
00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:38,400
Well, not when it's made
with Ruth's...

624
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:39,443
[both] ..."herbs."

625
00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:41,612
[laughs]

626
00:22:41,779 --> 00:22:44,657
[soft music plays]

627
00:22:44,782 --> 00:22:46,867
♪ ♪

628
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:49,662
Why are you looking at me
like that?

629
00:22:49,829 --> 00:22:51,872
I know about the affair.

630
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:52,915
Fuck.

631
00:22:53,082 --> 00:22:54,667
Yeah.

632
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,001
I should've told you.

633
00:22:56,168 --> 00:22:58,587
Um, I didn't want you
to relive it.

634
00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,006
You are the kindest
human being.

635
00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:04,135
Honestly, can-can we just
forget that this ever happened?

636
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:07,263
Really?

637
00:23:09,849 --> 00:23:11,725
You are the best husband.

638
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:15,271
Me? You-you are the best wife.

639
00:23:17,398 --> 00:23:18,732
Let's make love.

640
00:23:18,899 --> 00:23:21,110
Okay.

641
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:24,071
Oh, my things.

642
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:25,281
[groans]

643
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:27,241
-[laughs]
-[bones cracking]

644
00:23:27,408 --> 00:23:30,286
[groaning]

645
00:23:30,411 --> 00:23:32,121
Whoo! Love this place!

646
00:23:32,288 --> 00:23:33,998
Hey, your legs
are getting better.

647
00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:35,374
[Terry groans] Not really.

648
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:38,627
Hi, Jesus' brother.

649
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:40,462
It's, uh, Gaynor.

650
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,424
I know I've been more
on the naughty than nice list,

651
00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:46,093
but I need your help.

652
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,763
I... I have the chance
to go to college.

653
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:53,767
And, uh, I'm afraid if I go,
my mom'll go batshit again,

654
00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,603
and no one will be here
to protect the family.

655
00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,855
So if you could just...

656
00:23:57,980 --> 00:24:02,234
give me some kind of sign,
that would be really cool.

657
00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:03,903
-[Pat] Oh, yes!
-[Terry] Uh-huh.

658
00:24:04,069 --> 00:24:06,071
-Yeah, baby.
-[Pat] Fuck me.

659
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:07,406
[Terry] All right, baby.

660
00:24:07,573 --> 00:24:09,158
-[Pat and Terry groaning]
-[bed squeaking]

661
00:24:09,325 --> 00:24:11,577
Thank you.

662
00:24:11,744 --> 00:24:13,329
-[sighs]
-[rumbling]

663
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:16,415
[sinister music plays]

664
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,334
♪ ♪

665
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:21,420
[ticking echoing]

666
00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:26,884
[creaking]

667
00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:33,140
[water sloshing]

668
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:36,310
[seagull crying]

669
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,104
Ahoy, Patty.

670
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,233
♪ ♪

671
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,120
Oh, this damn thing.

672
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:56,622
-What are you doing?
-[Terry] Well, I figured

673
00:24:56,789 --> 00:24:58,207
we'd go for round two,
but looks like

674
00:24:58,374 --> 00:24:59,625
we got a little double knot
here.

675
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,585
It's...

676
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:02,962
-Can I help you?
-[Terry] No, no.

677
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:06,090
I--you got a safety pin
or something around here?

678
00:25:06,257 --> 00:25:08,634
-Oh, my God.
-Well, look.

679
00:25:08,801 --> 00:25:09,718
[Pat] Here, please just move
your hands.

680
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,637
-Okay. My finger is stuck.
-[Pat] Okay.

681
00:25:11,804 --> 00:25:13,806
-All right, let's get these--
-[Pat] Easy.

682
00:25:13,973 --> 00:25:16,475
[wind whistling]

683
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:21,855
-[bell ringing]
-[Kam, in English accent] Oy!

684
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,607
You better get downstairs,
miss.

685
00:25:23,774 --> 00:25:25,651
Big storm comin'.

686
00:25:25,818 --> 00:25:26,986
Why are you talking like that?

687
00:25:27,152 --> 00:25:29,863
[in normal accent]
Just get the fuck downstairs.

688
00:25:30,030 --> 00:25:32,616
[waves crashing]

689
00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:35,661
[stairs creaking]

690
00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:38,789
♪ ♪

691
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:46,338
Hi, Pat.

692
00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:48,590
[bell ringing]

693
00:25:48,716 --> 00:25:50,926
♪ ♪

694
00:25:52,803 --> 00:25:55,764
[nurse] We're gonna have
to tie these legs down.

695
00:25:59,268 --> 00:26:02,563
Unfortunately,
there isn't time to shave them.

696
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,566
Well, if you don't like
the legs, don't look north.

697
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,484
Did you enjoy
the chocolate mouse?

698
00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:08,986
It's a herbal aphrodisiac.

699
00:26:09,153 --> 00:26:10,904
What's happening?

700
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,949
[dark psychedelic music plays]

701
00:26:14,116 --> 00:26:16,744
♪ ♪

702
00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:18,287
What are you doing?

703
00:26:18,412 --> 00:26:19,955
Just doing
a little art therapy.

704
00:26:20,122 --> 00:26:21,332
What's going on?

705
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,417
Patty, just relax.

706
00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,710
[Laird] Did I miss it?

707
00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:25,753
[Pat moans]

708
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:26,920
Laird, what are you doing?

709
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:30,132
I'm sor--this isn't what...

710
00:26:30,299 --> 00:26:31,550
this is? [laughs]

711
00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:34,053
No. Get out.

712
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:36,263
My bad. Um... [laughs]

713
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:38,098
Totally misunderstood
the situation.

714
00:26:38,265 --> 00:26:40,517
Hi, Pat. Um, mm...

715
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:43,145
-you're all superhot.
-[Terry] All right, let's go.

716
00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:45,147
[Laird] No one was
answering the door.

717
00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:47,816
[women] Spleph era ew.

718
00:26:47,983 --> 00:26:50,944
Spleph era ew.

719
00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,447
[Ruth] Enjoy the float
on the cotton raft.

720
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,783
[women] Spleph era ew.

721
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:58,243
Spleph era ew.

722
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,913
Spleph era ew.

723
00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:03,415
Spleph era ew.

724
00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:05,834
-Spleph era ew.
-[Pat gasps]

725
00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:08,420
-[women] Spleph--
-This isn't a fucking dream!

726
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:10,589
-[women] Spleph era ew.
-Are you fucking kidding me?

727
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:13,092
[Goat growling]

728
00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,433
[sighs]

729
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,434
[Roxy barks]

730
00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:24,311
Oh, it's okay, Roxy.

731
00:27:24,478 --> 00:27:26,397
Mommy had a bad dream.

732
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:27,606
[exhales]

733
00:27:27,773 --> 00:27:29,775
No more tea for me.

734
00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,652
Oh, my God.

735
00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,196
Wow. [laughs]

736
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,198
[dark music plays]

737
00:27:36,365 --> 00:27:39,326
[dramatic musical sting]

738
00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:17,739
[whistling]

739
00:28:17,906 --> 00:28:18,907
[seagulls crying]