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NADJA:
So,

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today is our first day
on the job

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as leaders of
the Vampiric Council.

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Nadja and I have agreed
to work together as a team.

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NADJA:
For now, I am letting
Nandor think that we are

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"sharing power."

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But there can only be one
Supreme Leader,

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and I will do whatever it takes.

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That is how you are
the only one that survives

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out of 17 children.

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NANDOR:
I admire

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Nadja's decisiveness

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and how loud she is.

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But I am
the more experienced leader.

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Eventually,
I will make her my number two.

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So you're saying you...

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you need to make a number two?

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Indeed.
Not right now but soon.

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It's not something
you should force.

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(snickers)
But you're saying it's important

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to have a really good
number two.

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‐Yes.
‐(snickering)

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There's nothing funny about
a firm number two.

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(chuckles)
What was the plan again?

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The plan is that I‐‐
Nandor The Relentless‐‐

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will sit on my throne
and make a number two.

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‐(laughing)
‐Okay, get out.

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("You're Dead"
by Norma Tanega playing)

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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪

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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪

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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪

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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪

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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪

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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪

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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪

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♪ You're dead
and out of this world. ♪

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♪ ♪

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(elevator bell dings)

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Now, down here we have
the medium security cells

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and the various abattoirs.

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Be sure to reserve your spot
on the sign‐in sheet

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'cause the abattoirs
get crazy busy.

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Okay, now, over here
we have the break room.

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Now, make sure that
you label your snacks

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because we throw everything out
every Friday.

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‐Oh!
‐NADJA: Oh! Yummy, yummy.

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And behind this door...

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the Chamber of Curiosities.

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The treasures of many
generations of vampires

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gathered from around the world
and collected here.

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Ageless, timeless,
marvelous artifacts.

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But be warned:

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some of this stuff is
inordinately powerful

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and not to be monkeyed
about with!

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‐Don't fuck with that!
‐Oh.
‐Colin Robinson.

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‐LASZLO: What a Charlie.
‐But some of it is just for fun.

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Does this look familiar?

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(chuckles):
No. What is it?

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‐Oh, only Van Helsing's dick.
‐(Laszlo chuckles)

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NANDOR:
Come on, Guillermo.

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Not everyone is lucky enough

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to hold their great‐great‐great‐
great‐grandfather's penis

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‐in their hands.
‐Hmm.

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I know I certainly
would have liked to.

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‐(rumbling, howling)
‐(Nandor groans)
‐LASZLO: What the hell was that?

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Let us hush our voices,
all right?

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We don't want to rile him.

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Behind this door is
the living quarters of The Sire.

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‐(gasps) The actual Sire?
‐The Sire?

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‐The one and only.
‐Who‐who's The Sire?

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The Sire is the oldest
living vampire in the world.

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He's the vampire from which all
other vampires have descended.

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NANDOR:
All of them.

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Do not ever open this door.

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‐Peekaboo.
‐(growling)

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‐(coughs)
‐GUIDE: As I was saying,

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‐Do not ever open...
‐Open the door.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it.

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Ooh. What is this?

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Don't monkey about with that!

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‐This is the Cloak
of Duplication.
‐The what?

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Everyone,
you might want to see this.

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It's pretty cool.

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‐I'll show you.
‐Duplication?

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Observe.

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Boop.

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‐See? Crazy, right?
‐LASZLO: Good Lord.

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NANDOR (clapping):
Amazing.

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A magical cloak
that makes the wearer

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instantly
much more good‐looking.

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That is a matter of opinion.

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NANDOR:
I am kidding.

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I get the principle that

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it makes someone look
like someone else.

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Very good.

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‐Oh, it's you again.
‐But no one should touch it.

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Even I, full‐time staff,

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should not be monkeying about
with it.

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And over here is
the familiars' room.

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You can store him here
until the end of the workday.

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Scoot, scoot.

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He's not actually a familiar.

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‐He is our bodyguard.
‐NADJA: Bodyguard.

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We cannot allow a human
to wander free here.

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Unless you are making him
a vampire.

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‐Not a chance. Absolutely not.
‐No, absolutely not. No.

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‐That was a really quick answer.
‐NANDOR: Sorry, Guillermo.

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There's nothing we can do.

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Scoot, scoot.

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And the door stays open,
I'm assum‐‐

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‐Hey. What?
‐Buh‐bye.

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I feel much better about that.

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‐COLIN: Hell's bells.
‐LASZLO: Shit.

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My giddy aunt.

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LASZLO:
To the scholar
of the printed page,

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this place is Valhalla.

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And what I'd dismissed as rumor
is actually true,

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for this Vampiric Council
holds the world's

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oldest and largest collection
of pornography.

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The Knobnomicon.

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Everything a chap and chapess

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would need to know
about fellatio.

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What else have we got?

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Gutenberg's‐‐ oh, yes‐‐
Vaginaria.

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That's an original.

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Oh, this is, uh, Tocqueville's
Lusty Discharge Pamphlet,

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with discharge on it,
by the feel of it.

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Egypt's Longest Penises.

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Roy Cohn,
Esquire's 169 Sex Positions.

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Bet you didn't know
that existed.

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What's this?

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Aristotle's
Book of Poetics Two.

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Is that code?

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No.

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COLIN:
Hey, I found them!

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‐The archives.
‐Okay.

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‐(chuckles)
‐This year,
I am turning 100 years old.

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It's kind of got me
in a reflective mood.

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Everything you want to know
about vampires

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and vampire lineage,
it's right here.

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There's so much I want to know.

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Where do I come from?

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How did I become
an energy vampire?

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Was I turned,

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or in the words
of Stefani Germanotta,

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was I born this way?

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‐(types)
‐I said to myself, "Colin,"

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I says. I says,

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"Before you turn 100 years old,

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"you are going to find out
who you are

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and where you come from."

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Uh, I says.

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The deets have got to be
in here.

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I mean, this is

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a climate‐controlled fortress,

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built to preserve documents

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for all eternity.

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So it's...

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What‐what are you doing?

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Why are you ripping that page
out of that book?

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I'll wank my way,
and you wank yours.

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♪ ♪

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(vent cover clicks)

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(grunts)

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(coughing)

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Oh, wow.
It's really dusty in here.

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GUIDE:
Time for your official
council vestments, eh?

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Hey, easy there.

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It's a robe.

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‐Why do you need my inseam?
‐GUILLERMO: He's a 44 long!

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You'll probably have to take it
in at the waist

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and out in the shoulders.

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Hey, get out of the vent!

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Tell your familiar to get out
of the vent.

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He's not a familiar.
He's a bodyguard.

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Get out of the vent, Guillermo!

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He's a rascal.

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Get out of the vent.
Go back into your room.

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Little rascal.

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All right, your alterations
will be ready momentarily.

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‐Great.
‐Until then, you may peruse
our collection of oddities

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while I deal with the water
and power company

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about some discrepancies
in our latest bill.

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NADJA:
I was wondering
if I could talk to you about...

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NANDOR:
The moment I saw
the Cloak of Duplication

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I knew it was the answer
to my romantic difficulties.

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You see, I've been struggling
with my girlfriend, Meg.

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She is not actually
my girlfriend yet.

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Meg works at Massive Fitness,

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a 24‐hour gymnasium
I used to attend.

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‐(muffled rap music playing)
‐(grunting)

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Back when I was commanding
an army,

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the soldiers and I would
strip naked

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and challenge each other

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to various feats
of endurance and strength.

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The men at Massive Fitness
24‐hour gymnasium,

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they're not really interested
in any of that.

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‐(grunting)
‐Don't seem to notice
each other much,

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or admire each other's bodies.

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‐(grunts)
‐(clattering)

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‐Oops.
‐The best thing about Massive
Fitness 24‐hour gymnasium

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is the connection I have
with Meg.

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She has shown me much kindness.

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Unfortunately, we have not yet
taken things to the next level.

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(chuckles) You're funny.

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Thank you for that compliment.

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And for the towel.

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I love your accent.
Is it French?

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No.

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No, it is not.

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I have never been very good

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at talking to modern women.

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♪ ♪

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But fortunately,
I know someone who can help.

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(whispers):
Laszlo.

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‐Laszlo.
‐Ah, yeah!

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What do you want?

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I have purloined
the Cloak of Duplication.

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Laszlo is a real ladies' man.

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He always knows
how to talk to women.

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What? So hang on a second.

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You want me to put that on,

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‐Mm.
‐turn into you,

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‐Mm‐hmm.
‐pull this young lady
called Meg.

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‐Yes, Meg.
‐Make love to her six ways
till Chelsea.

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Come back here.
High fives all 'round.

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No, no, no,
just the first bit is fine.

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And then I'll take care of
the rest. I'll leave it here.

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‐(groans)
‐Nandor wants you
to put that on,

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turn into him,
pull this woman called Meg,

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and then come back.

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I'd go myself, but...

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I can't be fucked.

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I've often fancied myself

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quite the seducer, obviously.

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There's a technique
called "negging"

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that I'm eager to try.

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I'd explain it to you,
but you're probably too naive

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to understand it.

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How do I look?

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Never mind, your opinion
doesn't matter.

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And now you're horny because
you just got negged again.

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I can't see dick.

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That's better.
Watch and learn.

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‐(entry bell rings)
‐Oh, hey, Nandor.

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I haven't seen you in a while.

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Hey, dipshit.

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Excuse me?

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Uh, there used to be a hot chick
who worked here.

250
00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:13,038
Meg, I think?

251
00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,172
I'm Meg.

252
00:10:14,206 --> 00:10:16,942
You were hotter.

253
00:10:16,975 --> 00:10:18,310
What the fuck is your problem?

254
00:10:18,343 --> 00:10:20,645
Okay, calm down, toots.

255
00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:22,581
So sensitive.

256
00:10:22,614 --> 00:10:24,449
Let me cut to the chizzle:

257
00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:27,185
Life didn't turn out
the way you planned.

258
00:10:27,219 --> 00:10:30,288
You're a fading beauty
working nights at the gym.

259
00:10:30,322 --> 00:10:34,159
You've probably had
a string of boyfriends

260
00:10:34,192 --> 00:10:36,595
who promised you the world,
and then delivered it

261
00:10:36,628 --> 00:10:37,963
on a four‐inch penis.

262
00:10:37,996 --> 00:10:39,331
Well, here's your chance.

263
00:10:39,364 --> 00:10:41,566
You can leave with me right now,

264
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,437
or watch these hot buns walk
out the door forever.

265
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,439
Hang on.
Let me just get my stuff.

266
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:48,573
Okay, you do that.

267
00:10:51,009 --> 00:10:52,177
Just wait right here.

268
00:10:52,210 --> 00:10:53,445
These buns will be waiting
for you.

269
00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,048
‐Great.
‐Did you see that?

270
00:10:56,081 --> 00:10:57,482
My brain in this package,

271
00:10:57,516 --> 00:11:00,018
that poor kid never stood
a chance.

272
00:11:00,052 --> 00:11:02,487
‐Hey, buddy.
We got a problem here?
‐Hello.

273
00:11:02,521 --> 00:11:04,589
‐Hey. No problem, buddy.
‐Get these fucking cameras
out of my face.

274
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,892
‐Let's go. Get out, man.
‐You should, uh,
we‐we should skedaddle.

275
00:11:06,925 --> 00:11:08,226
‐Fuck off.
‐Let's skedaddle here.

276
00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,395
‐(doors rattling)
‐Shit.

277
00:11:11,363 --> 00:11:13,098
Didn't see that coming.

278
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:16,334
‐Ooh!
‐Well, that was
a complete waste of time.

279
00:11:16,368 --> 00:11:18,437
‐She's clearly not into guys.
‐Really?

280
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:19,938
‐Yeah.
‐Should I give it a go?

281
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,206
You can try.

282
00:11:21,239 --> 00:11:22,908
I mean, she's not into studs,

283
00:11:22,941 --> 00:11:24,176
so maybe you'll have
better luck. (soft chuckle)

284
00:11:24,209 --> 00:11:25,510
(Laszlo fake chuckles)

285
00:11:25,544 --> 00:11:26,511
NADJA (over P. A.):
Colin Robinson,

286
00:11:26,545 --> 00:11:28,246
we are going to Queens.

287
00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,981
A rogue vampire group
hasn't paid their dues,

288
00:11:30,015 --> 00:11:31,483
and we need you to take notes.

289
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:33,418
NANDOR:
I wanted to say it!

290
00:11:33,452 --> 00:11:36,288
We are visiting
a rogue vampire cell in Queens.

291
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,457
They will taste our wrath
and quickly submit.

292
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,426
I am prepared to escalate
matters to crazy levels.

293
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:44,029
It's more of a courtesy call.

294
00:11:44,062 --> 00:11:45,163
I get to knock.

295
00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:46,565
WES:
Yo.

296
00:11:46,598 --> 00:11:48,233
Finally, virgins...

297
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,936
‐Wes Blankenship?
‐Yes.

298
00:11:50,969 --> 00:11:52,971
‐Greetings, I am Nandor.
‐You have ignored all attempts
at communication.

299
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,439
‐This is Nadja,
‐Bend the knee or I will

300
00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:55,907
‐and he is Colin Robinson.
‐unleash Colin Robinson.

301
00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:57,309
Wassup?

302
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,611
NANDOR:
We are your new Vampiric
Council.

303
00:11:59,644 --> 00:12:01,313
We have not heard from you
in a while,

304
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:04,316
so we thought we'd pop by
and see if all is well.

305
00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,551
All right, just come on in.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

306
00:12:06,585 --> 00:12:07,619
I always wanted to do this:

307
00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:09,154
My name is Wes Blankenship

308
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,889
and welcome to my crib!

309
00:12:10,922 --> 00:12:12,224
Let's go, baby!

310
00:12:12,257 --> 00:12:14,626
Hope you don't mind
if I take notes in here.

311
00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,395
(squeaking)

312
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,399
(entry bell rings)

313
00:12:23,235 --> 00:12:25,203
No, no.
You are not allowed here.

314
00:12:25,237 --> 00:12:28,373
She's angry,
as women so often are.

315
00:12:28,407 --> 00:12:30,108
Please, good lady.

316
00:12:30,142 --> 00:12:32,577
I know I came here earlier,
but whatever I said‐‐

317
00:12:32,611 --> 00:12:35,914
and I don't remember‐‐
I wasn't myself.

318
00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:38,150
Well, you started
by calling me dipshit, so...

319
00:12:38,183 --> 00:12:40,285
Proof of naught
but mine own delirium.

320
00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:43,188
You, my darling,
have the high, firm ass

321
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,590
‐of an Irish Derby winner.
‐Okay, um...

322
00:12:45,624 --> 00:12:49,161
Okay, I've gone a little bit
too fast too soon,

323
00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:50,295
but hear me out.

324
00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:53,065
Truth is,
I came here to pitch woo

325
00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:54,499
but was so nervous,

326
00:12:54,533 --> 00:12:57,369
I took a calming physic
to settle my nerves.

327
00:12:57,402 --> 00:13:00,472
That drug turned me into
a fucking monster.

328
00:13:00,505 --> 00:13:02,474
Shit, was it Klonopin?

329
00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:04,176
Indeed. That one.

330
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,311
Yeah, you know,
I can't take it anymore myself.

331
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:09,247
Oh. We are very much alike,
then.

332
00:13:09,281 --> 00:13:11,116
Could I sing you something?

333
00:13:11,149 --> 00:13:13,318
(sighs):
Oh, God, uh, I‐I guess.

334
00:13:16,054 --> 00:13:18,290
♪ I see your picture ♪

335
00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:20,592
♪ Name in lights above it ♪

336
00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:24,563
♪ This is your big debut ♪

337
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:27,332
♪ A dream come true ♪

338
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:30,035
♪ And when you smile
for the camera ♪

339
00:13:30,068 --> 00:13:32,371
♪ I know
they're going to love it. ♪

340
00:13:32,404 --> 00:13:34,573
‐Meg.
‐Uh... Wow.

341
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,908
That's very embarrassing.

342
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,610
‐You know,
I'm‐I'm at work, so...
‐Say no more.

343
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,479
May I show you something?

344
00:13:40,512 --> 00:13:42,447
I feel like
you're going to anyway.

345
00:13:42,481 --> 00:13:45,617
Some of the most licentious
and transgressive pornography

346
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,886
I've ever clapped eyes on.

347
00:13:47,919 --> 00:13:50,188
‐Chris!
‐Fuck.

348
00:13:50,222 --> 00:13:51,556
You will remember nothing.

349
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:53,492
Unhand me, you bloody peasant.

350
00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:56,428
How does Nandor get
this fucking ape body to work?

351
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,897
(groans) Okay.

352
00:13:58,930 --> 00:14:00,632
You're officially banned,
you pervert.

353
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,367
Just fuck off.

354
00:14:02,401 --> 00:14:04,436
You fuck off, you bald prick.

355
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,304
Fucking swear at me.

356
00:14:06,338 --> 00:14:09,474
So, look, the reason why you
guys haven't heard from us is

357
00:14:09,508 --> 00:14:11,176
because, well, this clan,

358
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,345
we rejects the authority
of the Vampiric Council.

359
00:14:13,378 --> 00:14:16,381
‐(hissing)
‐Uh, hey, slow down there, puck.

360
00:14:16,415 --> 00:14:20,452
I have you at,
"Welcome to my crib..."

361
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,621
So, we've set up
our own governing body.

362
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,023
‐(gasps)
‐Yeah. We're called
The Council Of Vampires.

363
00:14:25,057 --> 00:14:26,358
Maybe you guys would
like to join us.

364
00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:29,361
There is only
one Vampiric Council,

365
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:32,964
and you will either bend the
knee or face the consequences.

366
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:35,434
‐(hissing)
‐(chuckles): Yes, that's...

367
00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:37,035
Typical hierarchical
mindset cope.

368
00:14:37,069 --> 00:14:38,470
‐Don't you point at me!
‐Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

369
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,907
Wes, you seem like
a very reasonable vampire.

370
00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:44,042
‐We are also
reasonable vampires.
‐I'm not.

371
00:14:44,076 --> 00:14:45,944
‐Let's talk about this.
‐(phone rings)

372
00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:48,080
Uh, hold on. A‐Ash, can you,
can you get that please?

373
00:14:48,113 --> 00:14:50,182
Why do I have to do it?
I count one, two...

374
00:14:50,215 --> 00:14:51,650
‐Because I'm talking to
the old people. The elderly.
‐Yeah, okay.

375
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,318
Do I have "secretary"
written on my forehead?

376
00:14:53,352 --> 00:14:54,953
WES: They're gonna forget
who they're talking to.

377
00:14:54,986 --> 00:14:56,054
‐Okay, but I'm not getting it.
‐All right, fine.

378
00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:57,322
I'll get it.

379
00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,224
You guys,
please excuse me for a sec.

380
00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:01,159
‐Should I write down
their bickering?
‐Write it all down.

381
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,295
We're taking notes.
What are you doing?

382
00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,163
It is called diplomacy.

383
00:15:05,197 --> 00:15:06,431
Licking their assholes,
more like.

384
00:15:06,465 --> 00:15:08,367
Oh, shit.

385
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,901
Mr. Robinson?

386
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:11,937
Dave Lewis, energy vampire.

387
00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:13,505
I'm‐I'm a huge fan.

388
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,941
Well, thank you, a fellow borer.

389
00:15:15,974 --> 00:15:17,909
‐Do you bore a lot?
‐All the time.

390
00:15:17,943 --> 00:15:19,978
(in Tony Montana accent):
Say hello to my little friend.

391
00:15:20,011 --> 00:15:22,047
‐(laughing)
‐NANDOR: Are you sure you have
the right Colin Robinson?

392
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:27,419
(vent cover clatters)

393
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:32,357
‐(screams)
‐(clattering)

394
00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:33,925
(grunts)

395
00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:36,028
Holy shit.

396
00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,169
Don't touch that book, Gizmo.

397
00:15:44,202 --> 00:15:45,904
It's too much
for your young cock.

398
00:15:45,937 --> 00:15:47,506
Sorry. I know I'm not supposed
to be in here.

399
00:15:47,539 --> 00:15:49,041
Just watch yourself.

400
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,076
Otherwise,
it'll be suicide by porno.

401
00:15:51,109 --> 00:15:52,310
(chuckles)

402
00:15:52,344 --> 00:15:53,912
Is that
the Cloak of Duplication?

403
00:15:53,945 --> 00:15:55,180
I thought we weren't supposed
to touch that.

404
00:15:55,213 --> 00:15:56,114
‐Who gives a shit?
‐Well, can I...

405
00:15:56,148 --> 00:15:58,016
can I touch it?

406
00:15:59,484 --> 00:16:01,353
Actually, if you want
to do Nandor a favor,

407
00:16:01,386 --> 00:16:04,156
you could put that on,
head down to Massive Fitness

408
00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:06,191
and get a date
with a receptionist called Meg.

409
00:16:06,224 --> 00:16:09,361
I tried my luck,
but she's clearly not into guys.

410
00:16:09,394 --> 00:16:12,264
I hypnotized her, so you'll
start from a clean slate.

411
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:17,102
(gasps):
Oh, wow. Wow.

412
00:16:17,135 --> 00:16:18,603
Laszlo, look.

413
00:16:18,637 --> 00:16:20,038
I look just like Nandor.

414
00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:22,074
Yeah, uncanny. Bugger off.

415
00:16:22,107 --> 00:16:23,475
(quietly):
Ah, this is awesome.

416
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:24,910
I can fly.

417
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,279
Bat! I‐I can't fly.

418
00:16:32,107 --> 00:16:34,386
So, what kind of drains

419
00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:35,854
‐are you pulling here?
‐Mostly weed‐related stuff.

420
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,456
Indica v. sativa,
legalization rules,

421
00:16:37,489 --> 00:16:39,024
CBD, edibles, shatter...

422
00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:41,026
‐I could go on and I do.
‐Geez.

423
00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,427
Definitely keeping me
fat and happy.

424
00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,296
I'm also kind of
a sneakerhead

425
00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:45,897
and I just bought
a camera drone.

426
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:48,567
‐People hate it.
‐I bet.

427
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,303
Let me, uh, ask you a question,
Dave Lewis.

428
00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:54,139
Do you ever wonder
where we come from?

429
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:55,907
You know, energy vampires?

430
00:16:55,941 --> 00:16:57,909
Boy,
it never even occurred to me.

431
00:16:57,943 --> 00:17:00,312
‐(Nadja shouting)
‐Uh, no idea, you know?

432
00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,280
Holy shit.

433
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:04,216
Are you draining me, bro?

434
00:17:04,249 --> 00:17:06,151
‐No.
‐You're getting me, I think.

435
00:17:06,184 --> 00:17:07,886
‐No, I‐I wouldn't do that
to you.
‐(chuckles): Yeah.

436
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:09,388
It seems like you guys are
listening,

437
00:17:09,421 --> 00:17:10,989
‐but you're not really hearing.
‐(Nadja groans)

438
00:17:11,023 --> 00:17:12,991
We are. We are listening
to everything, aren't we?

439
00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:15,927
We are not interested
in blindly supporting

440
00:17:15,961 --> 00:17:18,930
a self‐appointed soviet
given to arbitrary judgments

441
00:17:18,964 --> 00:17:20,932
based on mumbo jumbo
and interpretive dance.

442
00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:23,268
Wha‐‐ That's not exactly
how it works.

443
00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:26,493
We are definitely cutting back
on the ritualistic dancing.

444
00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:27,761
Ha! Like hell we are.

445
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:29,496
‐Shh.
‐We can discuss this later.

446
00:17:29,529 --> 00:17:32,032
The Council provides
a lot of important services.

447
00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:35,035
‐Mm, like what?
‐Like how about it's none of
your fucking business!

448
00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,638
You guys really do not seem
qualified to be running shit.

449
00:17:37,671 --> 00:17:39,006
‐(hissing)
‐Wait, wait, wait, wait.

450
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:41,475
"You guys don't seem qualified
to be running..."

451
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,877
‐Don't write that down.
‐I'm sorry, what shit
are you qualified to run?

452
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:45,912
I have a master's degree
in urban planning.

453
00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:48,482
‐Could I speak to you
in the kitchenette for a moment?
‐Yeah.

454
00:17:48,515 --> 00:17:49,850
Erase that last bit.

455
00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:51,985
I didn't know he had
a master's degree.

456
00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:53,120
What are we going to do?

457
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:54,855
Eh.

458
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:56,623
GUILLERMO:
Okay. (sighs)

459
00:17:56,657 --> 00:17:58,158
‐(slurping)
‐You know,

460
00:17:58,191 --> 00:17:59,926
I feel like you used
to come around all the time.

461
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,928
‐How come I don't see you
anymore?
‐Oh, um...

462
00:18:01,962 --> 00:18:03,597
Work, mostly.

463
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:06,166
It's been real busy
at the moment,

464
00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:08,468
and I feel kind of bad

465
00:18:08,502 --> 00:18:10,604
because, you know,
my‐my best friend,

466
00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,606
he actually got me
this gym membership,

467
00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:16,476
and I don't really use it, so...

468
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:19,446
Uh, he's called Guillermo,
by the way.

469
00:18:19,479 --> 00:18:22,049
But, I mean, he's always doing
things like that for me,

470
00:18:22,082 --> 00:18:23,750
and I just kind of take it
for granted.

471
00:18:23,784 --> 00:18:25,152
(chuckles):
So, you know, that's what I do.

472
00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:27,154
Well, Nandor, that's terrible.

473
00:18:27,187 --> 00:18:29,923
He‐he's not gonna want
to stay friends with you.

474
00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:31,124
No, he will.

475
00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:33,193
But it's‐it's kind of awkward

476
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:34,861
because we work together.

477
00:18:34,895 --> 00:18:37,064
But if you feel a certain way
about someone,

478
00:18:37,097 --> 00:18:39,800
and you've got something
weighing on your heart, then...

479
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:41,068
(chuckles):
Okay.

480
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:43,070
This guy must be really special.

481
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:44,771
He is. Very.

482
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:46,173
Let's talk about you.
How are you?

483
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:49,643
No, I‐I think that
you should take him out

484
00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:51,612
one day after work
and tell him how you feel.

485
00:18:51,645 --> 00:18:53,580
It could be he has feelings
for you, too.

486
00:18:53,614 --> 00:18:56,116
Feelings, no, that's...

487
00:18:56,149 --> 00:18:59,052
We're just work friends,
so that's...

488
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:00,887
Got to go.

489
00:19:00,921 --> 00:19:02,422
Sorry.

490
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:06,026
He's being openly defiant.
He needs to go.

491
00:19:06,059 --> 00:19:07,761
‐(stammers)
‐You know I can hear you, right?

492
00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:10,030
‐Vampire hearing.
‐Yeah, I'm okay with that.

493
00:19:10,063 --> 00:19:12,766
We are clearly outnumbered here,
yes?

494
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:15,135
I suggest we retreat,
regroup and strategize.

495
00:19:15,168 --> 00:19:16,903
‐Fine.
‐Yes!

496
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:20,474
It has been so wonderful
to meet you, Wes.

497
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,575
‐Genuinely.
‐Yeah.

498
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:22,876
You have given us so much to...

499
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:25,712
‐(grunts)
‐Hey... Shit.

500
00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:28,915
COLIN:
Saw that coming.

501
00:19:28,949 --> 00:19:30,150
Oh, shit.

502
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:31,585
(Nadja chuckles)

503
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,720
Oh, look at that.

504
00:19:33,754 --> 00:19:36,023
Council dues are due
on the first full moon

505
00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,524
‐of every month.
‐Okay.
‐Yeah.

506
00:19:37,557 --> 00:19:38,525
Any questions?

507
00:19:38,558 --> 00:19:39,926
Didn't think so.

508
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,028
Respect your elders.

509
00:19:41,061 --> 00:19:43,463
Colin Robinson, get my cape.

510
00:19:43,497 --> 00:19:44,765
‐Got it.
‐How's that for an old lady?

511
00:19:44,798 --> 00:19:46,767
Hey, you take care now, Dave.

512
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,035
(squeaking)

513
00:19:49,202 --> 00:19:50,904
NANDOR:
I'm going to see my sweet Meg,

514
00:19:50,937 --> 00:19:52,873
knowing that Laszlo
and his silver tongue

515
00:19:52,906 --> 00:19:54,908
have laid a foundation for me

516
00:19:54,942 --> 00:19:57,144
‐has given me a new confidence.
‐(entry bell rings)

517
00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:59,112
Hey, back again.

518
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:00,981
‐My lucky night.
‐Yes.

519
00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:03,884
I know I was here earlier.

520
00:20:03,917 --> 00:20:06,453
You made me laugh very much,

521
00:20:06,486 --> 00:20:09,790
when we talked about, uh...

522
00:20:09,823 --> 00:20:12,059
The guy who works for you,
Guillermo?

523
00:20:12,092 --> 00:20:15,629
‐Really?
‐You seem really into him.

524
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,130
That's really
what we were talking about?

525
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,067
It's just that, uh...

526
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:22,436
How should I put this?

527
00:20:23,203 --> 00:20:26,840
Meg, it is you who are
the person that I am into.

528
00:20:26,873 --> 00:20:29,443
I believe that you are
the love of my life.

529
00:20:29,476 --> 00:20:32,145
I believe that we should be
together forever.

530
00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:33,747
You know I'm not into guys,
right?

531
00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,582
I‐I like women.

532
00:20:36,550 --> 00:20:37,884
So do I.

533
00:20:37,918 --> 00:20:39,152
You like men and women.
That's okay.

534
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:41,154
Yes, and you like women and men?

535
00:20:41,188 --> 00:20:43,123
No, just women.
I'm a lesbian.

536
00:20:43,156 --> 00:20:45,559
‐Are you sure?
‐Definitely sure.

537
00:20:47,194 --> 00:20:48,528
You will remember nothing.

538
00:20:48,562 --> 00:20:50,130
‐Fuck.
‐Fuckface.

539
00:20:50,163 --> 00:20:51,999
I thought I told you to never
show your face‐‐ (grunts)

540
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:53,066
‐(Meg gasping)
‐Oops.

541
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:54,868
Fucking guy.

542
00:20:55,902 --> 00:20:58,138
Are you okay?

543
00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:02,643
‐Open.
‐Hey, Nadja.

544
00:21:02,676 --> 00:21:04,911
I have just commenced
my slumber.

545
00:21:04,945 --> 00:21:07,481
What happened in Queens tonight
can never, ever happen again.

546
00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:09,016
What is wrong with you?

547
00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,851
I don't know.

548
00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:12,953
Has living in America made you
into a big, wet pussy?

549
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,990
I think I've just been going
through some things lately.

550
00:21:17,024 --> 00:21:18,592
Do you ever
wonder that maybe

551
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,027
there is more to this life

552
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,763
than just mindless killing
and bloodlust?

553
00:21:22,796 --> 00:21:24,865
‐Yeah.
‐You do?

554
00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:26,667
No! Of course not!

555
00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,169
That is because you have Laszlo
to share your life with!

556
00:21:29,202 --> 00:21:30,804
Oh! (speaks in foreign language)

557
00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,973
You have turned into
a very, very soft boy.

558
00:21:33,006 --> 00:21:34,608
How about you slumber on that?

559
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,976
‐Good night!
‐Hey!

560
00:21:40,013 --> 00:21:41,548
(chuckles)

561
00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,418
Hmm.

562
00:21:45,619 --> 00:21:47,187
What is it now?

563
00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,156
(both scream)

564
00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:51,024
‐Pussy!
‐Go away!

565
00:21:51,058 --> 00:21:53,126
You are a scared
little soft boy.

566
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,530
Speaking of soft, I'm squeezing
your pipi right now.

567
00:21:56,563 --> 00:21:57,597
‐How do you like that?
‐(groans)

568
00:21:57,631 --> 00:21:58,999
Get your hands off my pipi!

569
00:21:59,032 --> 00:22:00,634
It is like a piece of
extra meat dangling

570
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:02,169
‐off the end of my body.
‐Get your hands off it!

571
00:22:02,202 --> 00:22:04,504
Laszlo, you know that thing
you always wanted to try?

572
00:22:04,538 --> 00:22:06,506
Fucking guy.

573
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:10,711
♪ Tonight ♪

574
00:22:10,744 --> 00:22:15,148
♪ I'm not just pretending ♪

575
00:22:15,182 --> 00:22:16,583
♪ You have my... ♪

576
00:22:16,617 --> 00:22:19,620
(chains rattling)

577
00:22:19,653 --> 00:22:22,656
(rumbling)

578
00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,057
(growling)

579
00:22:24,091 --> 00:22:28,061
♪ Tonight ♪

580
00:22:28,095 --> 00:22:33,867
♪ I'm not just pretending ♪

581
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:39,573
♪ Somehow I always knew ♪

582
00:22:39,606 --> 00:22:46,847
♪ That I love you. ♪

583
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:58,892
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