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But one might ask,
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"What happens after we conquer
the tristate area?"
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To which I say,
first thought, best thought.
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- [Nadja snores]
- We head west.
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Quick question,
how long will this presentation take?
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{\an8}Well, okay, I did plan a lunch
midway through,
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{\an8}right out there in the foyer.
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[Laszlo] Ah, ring, ring.
Terribly sorry, Jerry. I must take this.
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Hello? Really?
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You need me now, you say?
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Do excuse me.
I'll be straight back, I promise.
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I can tell you're not holding a telephone.
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- Immediately? Ah!
- [The Guide gasps]
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All right,
person on the end of this mobile.
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[Jerry] It's not a phone.
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- He said, "Ring, ring."
- [The Guide] Yes.
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- [Jerry] There's no cord.
- Wake up.
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We'll press forward.
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[yawning] Great presentation, Jerry.
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Unfortunately, me and Nandor
have a 9:00 p.m. on the books.
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- So... [chuckles] ...thank you so much.
- Yes.
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[Nandor] Okay, uh...
- [The Guide and Jerry sighing]
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{\an8}Bye then.
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- [Jerry clears throat]
- Bye.
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{\an8}- [Nadja scoffs]
Thought you guys actually
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were taking the vampire domination
seriously this time.
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- We are.
- We are, Jerry.
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- Yeah?
- [Nadja] Just not right now.
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Great. So now I'm talking
to the ghost doll
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and the energy vampire.
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- Hi. Colin Robinson.
- [Jerry] Right.
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[Colin] Can you just take it from the top?
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{\an8}[♪ "You're Dead" playing]
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{\an8}♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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{\an8}♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You've sold out your dream
To the world ♪
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{\an8}♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
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{\an8}♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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{\an8}I am loving my job
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
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Every day, I am greasing
the filthy wheels of commerce
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and learning the dark arts
of corporate America,
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{\an8}all the while, secretly helping Guillermo
rise through the ranks here.
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{\an8}I have had to go above and beyond at times
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{\an8}- to, you know...
- [Guillermo] Oh, my God, he's choking.
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...help these dogs
really appreciate Guillermo.
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[pendant clinks]
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- Look at that.
- Nice.
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- [Lisa] Oh, my God.
- [office worker] Yes.
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- [Lisa] Guillermo saved his life.
- [office worker] Yes.
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But I think they are coming around.
[chuckles]
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Hey, Nadja. Jordan's making
a big announcement in 15 minutes.
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So don't go anywhere, okay?
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[Guillermo] Hey, Jimmy, there you are.
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You see how he talks like
the little piss king of everything now?
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[scoffs] Oh. [chuckles]
No rest for the wicked.
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♪ What a way to make a living! ♪
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[Nandor]
Things are going really well for me here.
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To be considered an important part
of the team is refreshment for my spirits.
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{\an8}It reminds me
of the old Al-Quolanudarian folktale
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of the humble sheepherder
who was secretly a prince.
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One day, the people here are
gonna be very surprised to learn
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that the janitor who scoops out
their hangover vomit from wastepaper bins
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is in fact a very powerful warrior.
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There he is. What's up, Andy?
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So someone took a shit
on the toilet seat again.
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I will fix.
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All right, listen up!
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I got the big news.
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It's official.
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We have acquired Hancock and Sons. Yeah!
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This is a name that is synonymous
with classic American style,
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and it's got insane brand equity
out the ass.
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- Yo! Yeah!
- No, it's just a stellar,
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stellar acquisition.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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And special kudos to the motherfucking
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- LBO team over here.
- Oh, no!
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- Killing it. Let's party!
- You, you!
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Yeah!
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- All right. Pop it up.
- [Nadja] Yeah!
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- Yeah. All right.
- [Nadja] Business!
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- Money!
- Back to work, every--
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- [Nandor] Jordan. Congratulations.
- You ready for those...
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Thank you.
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- [office worker] Jordan! To you, Jordan!
- Yeah!
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- We did this. Yeah!
- [Guillermo] So, basically,
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{\an8}we license the Hancock and Sons name
to the highest bidder
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{\an8}who make the clothes super cheap in Asia,
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{\an8}which is a great job
for a third-world kid. [clears throat]
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And then all the factories
that we close down in the US
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get converted into, like, drug clinics.
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Pretty clever if you think about it.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo!
- Yes, master...
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- Yes, Jordan?
- Hey. Oh... I didn't know you were on film.
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Cool kicks, dude.
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Hey, did you get my spot
at Gage and Tollner?
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Yeah, you got it. 7:30, window seat.
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Okay, I'm gonna actually need you
to make that 8:00.
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- Okay.
- And I may not go at all.
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- All right.
- So make a note. [chuckles]
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- Okay. [chuckles]
- Hey, level up, bro.
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- Level up. [imitates explosion]
- There it is.
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- No, we don't explode. We fist...
- No? Sorry. Yeah.
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Yeah, we'll keep working on it.
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Hot tip. This little ding-dong
is partner material.
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- Trust me.
- What? No. It's easy when you have
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- a cool boss like Jordan.
- Shut the fuck up!
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I've learned so much from him.
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He's, um... Well, I hear
he's quite the dealmaker.
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- Thank you very much.
- So I kind of see him now
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more as a mentor.
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He can also be very demanding.
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What the fuck is this, huh?
What the fuck is that?
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Pick it up. Get the hell out.
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Goddamn it.
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But, you know, nothing I'm not used to.
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- [Jordan] Hey, Guillermo.
- Yep?
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Yeah, one more thing.
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You know that janitor
you're kind of friendly with?
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The one that's getting in everyone's face
all the time? Andy?
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I don't know. Maybe Nandor?
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- That's it.
- Yeah. I don't know him.
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You know, every time the son of a bitch
comes in my office to empty the trash...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...he starts up a ten-minute conversation.
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- I'll talk to him.
- No, no. Fire him.
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{\an8}[groans]
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{\an8}Looks good to me.
We should, uh, try him out on the road.
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See how he does
at a quinceañera or something.
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[Laszlo] You'll do no such thing.
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This creature was created for shit work,
and shit work it will do.
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[Nadja through intercom]
Laszlo, Sean is here.
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- [Laszlo] Fuck.
- Laszlo?
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Hello, my darling.
Tell him I'll be right up.
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He's already on his way down.
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Shit. Cover him up.
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[Colin] Well, you're wrong, Laszlo.
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This monster could do so much more
than just shit work.
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- Well, I'll be the judge of that.
- Night night, little buddy. See you later.
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- Whoa.
- [Laszlo] Seanay!
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Oh, what the fuck is this place?
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Some sort of torture chamber?
[chuckles]
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[Laszlo] No, no, no.
Welcome to the laundry room.
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Smells like scrambled eggs and piss.
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Well, Nadja insists that we use
an organic detergent.
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It's cool. Cool. So you guys still work
at the railroad, right?
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Of course we do.
Yeah, I work at the railroad.
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Me too.
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{\an8}For a few years now, we've had
to tell Sean that we work at the railroad.
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{\an8}Which explains
the rather odd hours we keep.
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{\an8}He usually doesn't ask questions,
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which is good because
we don't know dick about the railroad.
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- So that's a... It's a pretty cool job.
- [Laszlo] It's about the coolest.
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The railroad is a great company.
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- Sean's not what you would call curious.
- [laughs]
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♪ Seanay! ♪
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Well, I just got shitcanned from the TSA.
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Charmaine's been on my ass about asking
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if, I don't know, you know, maybe I could
get an interview with the railroad.
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But fuck me, you know.
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You want an interview, you got it.
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.
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- [laughing] Oh, that's awesome.
- [Laszlo] Anything for a friend.
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You're the best friend
I've ever had in my life.
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I swear to you guys,
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I am not gonna let you down.
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Not even you, Dilbert.
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I gotta tell Charmaine right now.
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- Shit.
- We don't actually work at the railroad.
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Yes, I do know that.
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Just hypnotize the guy
so he forgets about the interview.
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I wish I could. He's almost brain-dead.
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He's hypnotized out.
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He's a proper idiot.
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Doesn't know his ass from his elbow.
I mean, he really is stupid.
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But he's my friend. I can't let him down.
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Hey, elevator box don't go-go.
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You need to press
one of the buttons, Sean.
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- [elevator bell dings]
- [Sean chuckles] There we go.
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Good gravy.
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Yo, Big G.
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- What is that, tea?
- Yeah.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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I need you to book the back room
at Modus for Friday night.
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We're gonna go ham on some steaks
with the whole team. That includes you.
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- Really?
- Yeah. You're special to me, ding-dong.
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- Okay.
- Look at that smile.
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You earned it, bro.
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What the fuck?
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Hey, the fuck is he still doing here?
I told you to fire that hippie.
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Oh, yeah. I've been so swamped.
I haven't got around to--
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Yeah, yeah. We're all swamped.
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If you're not ready to step up,
I need to know, like, right now.
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I'm ready.
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Hi.
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{\an8}Welcome to the Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad.
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[Laszlo] We brainstormed several ways
out of our Sean dilemma,
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but in the end,
the simplest plan was the best,
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which was to rent
an entire corporate office floor
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and hire a bunch of actors to pretend
they're working at a railroad office.
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Christine, we're gonna need more phones.
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Derryberry, not West Brighton. Derryberry.
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Now, you two are gonna be
in an office romance.
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You know, I wanna really feel the tension.
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Do I get extra for that?
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Uh, no, you don't.
You're lucky to even be here.
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[Colin] Don't overthink it, guys.
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Pretend you work at the railroad.
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Sometimes you look at a clock.
Sometimes you look at a map.
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You're always angling
for some workmen's comp
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so you can sit on your big butts.
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That's the dream of a railroad worker.
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[humming] Guillermo!
What is cracking, my friend?
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You know, just crushing it,
climbing up that ladder.
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- You know how it is.
- I do.
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I am also making arrangements
in the friendship department.
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Okay. So, here's the thing.
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Jordan has asked me to tell you--
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Advice from the great Jordan. Do tell.
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Well, Jordan has asked me to tell you--
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Did I win employee of the month?
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He wants me to tell you
that he thinks you should...
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blend in more with the background.
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- The background? I--
- Kinda be more invisible.
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Invisible?
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Yes, of course.
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You know, as a powerful warrior,
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I'm not so used to tamping down
my natural air of cold command.
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Such a personality can cast a long shadow.
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- That's it.
- Thank you for the advice, Guillermo.
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It'll be as if I'm not even here.
234
00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,089
Okay.
235
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:53,968
[Sean] Give me another fact.
236
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,262
Our trains specialize in moving units.
237
00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,180
All right. Well, how many units?
238
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- 2,000 units.
- That's big.
239
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,269
Oh, engines.
They run on electric or diesel?
240
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:05,813
Uh, electric diesel
and I'll throw in some steam.
241
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,357
- Sounds like low emissions.
- Strictly nocturnal.
242
00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:10,234
[laughs]
243
00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,652
I'm gonna love this company.
244
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,446
What a lovely surprise!
245
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,781
Seany, what is going on here?
246
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:19,243
Laz is prepping me for my interview
with the railroad tomorrow.
247
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:22,121
- Could I borrow you, my Velvet King?
- If you must.
248
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,581
[chuckles]
Husband and wife business, you know.
249
00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,666
Don't worry about it. Go over my resume.
250
00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:28,169
[Nadja whispering] You idiot.
There is no railroad.
251
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,587
[whispering]
Well, that's why we built one.
252
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,255
You built a railroad?
253
00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:32,965
Well, not the whole thing,
just the office.
254
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,508
So you could give Sean a job?
255
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,218
Of course not. There is no job.
256
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:39,263
So we could give Sean an interview,
build his confidence.
257
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,766
After this, he'll be getting jobs
left, right and Chelsea.
258
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,768
I don't remember working at Kinko's.
259
00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,353
[sighs] Laszlo,
260
00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:46,854
[smacks lips]
261
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,732
Sean is very lucky to have a friend
262
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:53,986
who is as big and generous in his brains
as he is in his knickers.
263
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,738
[Laszlo laughs] Yes.
264
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:59,325
You, uh, think I should get,
like, a conductor's hat or something?
265
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:04,538
[Nandor] Of course I will miss the
easy camaraderie of an office environment.
266
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:08,125
But such is the curse of powerful men.
267
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,379
- What's up, gangsta?
- What's up? What!
268
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,464
At least I am helping Guillermo.
269
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:14,924
- You all good, man?
- What's he doing?
270
00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,008
You good?
271
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,301
All right. I gotta go.
272
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:19,011
- All right.
- I'll see ya.
273
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,930
[Nandor] Of course it hurt a little,
274
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:24,141
but I was reminded
of when I was a warlord.
275
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:28,771
I would always discourage
nonsexual fraternization amongst the men.
276
00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:31,232
[Sean]
Whoa, this is one hell of a busy office.
277
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,942
And this is just the night shift?
278
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,361
Well, here at the railroad,
we like to keep rolling.
279
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,321
[laughs] I see what you did there.
280
00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,824
- [Laszlo] Are you ready?
- [Sean] I'm ready as I'll ever be.
281
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,493
Oh, hey, listen, I'd like to say hi
to Nandor while I'm here, you know.
282
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,538
Yeah, I don't think that'll be possible.
He's very busy at the moment.
283
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,249
There he is.
Now, we'll just move on in here.
284
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,376
- Oh, yeah.
- So, you're about to meet Mr. Smith.
285
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:53,212
Now, he's a tough nut to crack,
a man of few words.
286
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,839
- Just relax and be yourself.
- Yeah.
287
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,133
If I tell you to leave that office,
then get out of the office.
288
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,050
What do you do?
289
00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,510
- Get out of the office.
- You got it.
290
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,180
- Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean.
- [Laszlo] Yes.
291
00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:07,184
Mr. Smith, this is the man
we were telling you about.
292
00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:12,022
Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith,
president of the SISR.
293
00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,233
He had a little fender bender
over the weekend.
294
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,693
We're not gonna need that.
295
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,694
I wouldn't be so sure.
296
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:18,612
Greeting.
297
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:20,990
Hey, thank you for the opportunity.
298
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,867
- [groans]
- [Sean grunts]
299
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:25,244
Damn, that's an interesting grip, huh?
300
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:28,789
We decided
to kill two cats with one arrow,
301
00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:31,333
meaning Sean gets his interview,
302
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:35,629
and the monster gets to show
that he's a smart, cool dude.
303
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,757
[groans] Who Sean?
304
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,258
That's a great question.
305
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,676
Who is Sean Rinaldi?
306
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:44,555
Well, I'm a hard worker, a team player.
307
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,056
Why Sean railroad?
308
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,058
Boom. Another great question.
309
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:52,396
I will hold you responsible
if today turns into carnage.
310
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,064
- It won't.
- It might.
311
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:55,024
I think to me,
312
00:12:55,024 --> 00:13:00,070
the Staten Island and Southwestern Rail
isn't in the business of transportation.
313
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,907
It's in the business of dreams.
314
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,533
- [monster groans]
- [Sean chuckles]
315
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,829
- Sorry, I gotta ask, man.
- [Guillermo] Hmm?
316
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,750
What's your fucking deal?
Like, where do you even come from?
317
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,045
Oh, uh, well, I'm from Staten Island,
but I was raised in the Bronx.
318
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,421
[chuckles] No, motherfucker.
319
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:21,008
I mean, you were pushing the mail cart
two weeks ago, and now you're an analyst?
320
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,676
Like, what the fuck's up with that?
321
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:26,514
Well, a junior analyst, but yeah,
guess I'm pretty good at my job.
322
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,390
- [Guillermo chuckles]
- Pretty fucking great at it, more like it.
323
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,558
[laughs] Yeah.
324
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,770
No, no. But seriously, bro,
Jordan, he thinks you're the shit, man.
325
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:33,854
- Really?
- That's right.
326
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,272
Yeah, yeah. No lie.
327
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,401
And then I say, "Not my problem."
328
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,320
[laughter]
329
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,655
Cheers to you, motherfuckers.
330
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,656
[all] Cheers.
331
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,825
- Let's do this!
- [whooping]
332
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,577
♪ Can graduate ♪
333
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,120
Go again. Let's go again.
334
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,165
[Jordan] Come on, you know you want it.
Let's go!
335
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,625
Bring 'em round. Bring 'em around.
336
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,379
- [coughs]
- [laughing]
337
00:14:01,632 --> 00:14:03,133
Yes. Yeah.
338
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,928
- Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
339
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,639
[whooping, cheering]
340
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,182
It goes small, then it goes...
341
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,934
- ♪ Can I graduate? ♪
- ♪Can I graduate? ♪
342
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,190
Hey, hey. Listen up. Listen up.
343
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,401
I got something to say.
I wanna get this off my chest.
344
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,653
Make it real quick,
then we'll go back to the partying.
345
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,113
Looking at everybody at this table,
346
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,448
some of you guys are not gonna
be here in a couple of months.
347
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,076
I get that. Because of performance levels.
348
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,453
But for most of you,
I love this group so much.
349
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,330
I am so proud of this team.
350
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,791
- Pussy.
- I will knock you out, motherfucker.
351
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,668
Shut the fuck up.
Trying to get through this.
352
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,129
You know, this isn't something
I'm comfortable doing, being nice.
353
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:44,174
But I wanna say it.
You guys work so damn hard.
354
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,843
And if you know anything about me,
355
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,388
you know that everything I do here
is for my wife and my kids, right?
356
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,057
And having said that, fuck 'em.
357
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,060
This is my fucking family, right here!
358
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,480
- [cheering]
- Guillermo. Get the fuck up here.
359
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,902
Get up here. Guillermo de la fucking Cruz.
360
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,988
This kid shows up early, stays late.
361
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:08,574
Works his ass off, never complains.
362
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,825
And I love it.
363
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,744
And I love you.
Welcome to the family, my brother.
364
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,788
Let's hear it for Guillermo!
365
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,665
[distant cheering]
366
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,965
I may look wistful,
but that is the look all generals have
367
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,260
when they hear
the enlisted men carrying on.
368
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,263
Let them sing and boast.
369
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,599
It is better that I keep my distance.
370
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,100
[Jordan] Guillermo, let's go!
371
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:38,771
Well, I don't wanna take up
any more of your time, Mr. Smith,
372
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:42,441
except to say that I believe
in the power of rail.
373
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:45,319
And not just for the economics
of this great country,
374
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,862
but for the entire planet.
375
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,573
It's one of the reasons
that I think I make a great fit.
376
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,117
'Cause I'm young, I'm dumb. I'm a fool--
377
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,953
Greg Smith stop you there.
378
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,037
- Yeah.
- [grunts]
379
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,748
[Sean]
Shit, I shouldn't have made the joke.
380
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:06,632
Railroad more
than get freight A to B point.
381
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,928
- It more than business for money profit.
- Yeah.
382
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,931
- It about connect people.
- Yeah.
383
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,558
It about bring folk together.
384
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,269
[chuckling] Yeah. I couldn't agree more.
385
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:22,231
Greg Smith like cut of Sean jib.
386
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,649
Welcome to railroad.
387
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,275
- All right.
- [grunting]
388
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:28,946
[Colin] I am so proud right now.
389
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,740
I-I told you he could do more
than just grunt work.
390
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,410
Yeah, but you know
he wasn't actually supposed to hire Sean.
391
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,494
Yeah.
392
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,579
So, uh, how many days do I get off?
393
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,457
Fair enough. But he didn't kill anyone.
394
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:47,131
I cannot believe you hired him,
let alone made him a vice president.
395
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,467
What? I think Sean
will make a fantastic vice president.
396
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,428
Me like cut of Sean jib.
397
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,722
Yeah. I couldn't agree more, Monster.
398
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:58,392
He's super qualified,
and he's incredibly charismatic.
399
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:01,311
- [Monster grunts]
- I mean, damn Sean for being so good.
400
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,896
[Guillermo] What's up, motherfuckers?
401
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,524
"Motherfuckers"?
Shouldn't you be shitting in your shed?
402
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,986
No. Me and Jordan
and the LBO team went out for steak...
403
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:11,280
- [Nadja] Ugh.
- ...because we closed
404
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:13,699
on the Hancock and Sons deal.
405
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,243
Oh, Hancock and Sons.
That's a quality shirt.
406
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,786
[scoffs] Not anymore.
407
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:19,955
We just bought it
for the brand and the land.
408
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,999
- [Nadja groans]
- The rest of it can go fuck itself.
409
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,835
- [Laszlo] Ooh.
- No, no. Not fuck itself.
410
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:28,881
Like Jordan said, this is a net positive
for the consumer to get a cheaper product.
411
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,132
That is just a nice way of saying
412
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,968
that you get rich off the bones
of the old workers.
413
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,970
You don't know what you're talking about.
You know why?
414
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,723
Because you are not on the team.
415
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,099
[chuckling]
416
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,894
[inhales sharply] Bitch, I am the team.
417
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,230
I built you up from a nobody
in the mail room. [hisses]
418
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,107
I was told at my onboarding
419
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:51,236
that nobody is a nobody
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
420
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,740
[Nadja] It is not right
that this insolent little shed-dweller
421
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,825
should ever claim to be better than me.
422
00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:58,077
Whatever, Nadja, 'kay?
423
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,162
Yeah, maybe you did help me
get a few steps ahead.
424
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,706
- But you know what? You're not that great.
- [Nadja gasps]
425
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:06,376
In fact, that whole office
is made up of tiny little shed-dwellers.
426
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,879
Jordan loves me because I crush it,
427
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,381
and you're all sitting around
with your dicks in your hands.
428
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,592
- [imitates popping]
- Why not? It's our house.
429
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:17,971
Those pencil dicks will rue the day
they ever overlooked me.
430
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,891
[Jordan] Okay.
So let's wait for their counter,
431
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,018
but be prepared
to be very aggressive with them,
432
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,229
because I've seen this before.
433
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,313
- Okay?
- Yeah.
434
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,024
What else do we have on the agenda?
I know there's some more--
435
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:33,070
Which of you sons of bitches
wants to live in a mansion?
436
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,614
Yeah, I think you're
in the wrong meeting there, Elvira.
437
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,908
- Okay? This is the LBO team.
- Sorry.
438
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:41,495
I thought this was the team
with dicks so big they wiped the floors.
439
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:45,082
But if you're too busy sucking
each other off, I can go elsewhere.
440
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,711
Hang on. I'll bite. Before I fire you.
What do you... What do you got?
441
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,506
Do you like trains?
'Cause I know your mom does.
442
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,843
And this is too big
even for her wide-set legs.
443
00:18:55,843 --> 00:19:01,473
Staten Island and Southwestern Railroad,
absolutely creaming with assets.
444
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:05,060
- Open season.
- [Jordan] Yeah, this might be something.
445
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,481
Well, how's it feel?
446
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,567
[chuckles] Like I belong, right?
447
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,612
What do I do now? Call a meeting?
Make a spreadsheet?
448
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:16,864
[Colin] The world's your oyster.
449
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,657
You're higher up on the org chart
than we are.
450
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,784
- I am?
- Oh, yeah. You're a VP.
451
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:25,873
Laszlo's a deputy senior director,
and I'm a, uh, railroad consultant.
452
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,292
- Marone. That's a lot of responsibility.
- Yeah.
453
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,545
We should do something official.
Let's go check out the trains.
454
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,423
That's a great idea.
Let's go and check out the trains.
455
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,008
- There are no trains.
- I know that.
456
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,051
I just don't wanna disappoint Sean.
457
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,053
Maybe we can tell him
the trains were stolen?
458
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,639
He's not gonna believe
a preposterous lie like that.
459
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,808
Wait a minute. What's Nadja doing here?
460
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,059
Well, here we are.
461
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:50,814
You can see for yourself how active
and alive and real it is. [chuckles]
462
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:54,318
Ah, my darling. What a pleasant surprise.
Who are your guests?
463
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:58,238
Uh, us business banker types
are very interested in
464
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,200
the Staten Island Southwestern Railway
with a view to purchase.
465
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,701
Am I right, my guys?
466
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,204
I'm so sorry. Is this a joke?
467
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,331
- What are you even pointing at?
- [Lisa] What?
468
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,665
There's nothing even on this paper.
469
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:11,501
And on the other side it just says train
over and over again. You see that?
470
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:13,378
[Lisa] This computer is fake.
It's made of plastic.
471
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,006
Is this a fucking prank or something?
Is this a prank show?
472
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,050
- Are you fucking with us?
- 'Cause that would be funny.
473
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,929
No, no. No. This is actually
a tremendous, good business deal.
474
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,849
Very ruthless stuff.
And we're gonna be drunk on gold.
475
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:28,060
It's all right, my darling.
They've sussed it.
476
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,144
The office is bullshit.
477
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,104
It was done just for the benefit
of my friend, Sean.
478
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,397
- Well, that explains it.
- Sean.
479
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,607
Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean?
480
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,318
Sean is my best friend.
He means everything to me.
481
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:40,322
So you brought us to Staten Island
for some straight bullshit?
482
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,782
[Laszlo] Pretty much, yeah.
And it'd be great
483
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,617
if you fellas just played along.
484
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:45,494
- He's a nice guy.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
485
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,703
This is fucking mental.
486
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,122
- Jordan is gonna be so pissed.
- I don't care about Jordan!
487
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,750
My husband spent $3,000 on this place.
488
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,502
It was actually $3,500.
489
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,128
- [Nadja groans]
- Hold up.
490
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,965
- This whole floor went for 35 hundo?
- Only for the month.
491
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,384
Shit. That's way below market value,
even in Staten Island.
492
00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:02,219
- Got eyes on that market, guys.
- That's good.
493
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,513
- That's crazy.
- They're probably part of a family trust
494
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,431
where they all hate each other
and wanna cash out.
495
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,226
This is a family in crisis. Let's go.
[laughs]
496
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,603
[Jimmy] Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes.
497
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:17,067
Even though there was no railroad,
the real estate was very "undervalued."
498
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,194
Yeah. Plus, that real estate girl
I've been fucking,
499
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:21,446
she told me Staten Island,
it's the new Bushwick.
500
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,572
Yes!
501
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:26,118
I may not know what any of that means,
but it makes no difference.
502
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,412
I still made it happen.
503
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,331
[Lisa] Good work. Let's go, Magda.
504
00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:33,208
You might've just saved your job. Yeah.
505
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:36,628
My darling wife Nadja not only
proved her mettle with the financiers,
506
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:39,131
but she also solved the Sean dilemma.
507
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,674
He got a job at the railroad.
508
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:42,050
- Come and take a walk with me.
- Yeah.
509
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,720
The railroad went under
as railroads often do.
510
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,264
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Beyond my control.
511
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,641
I'm taking my train,
which my grandpa gave me.
512
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,728
This place doesn't deserve me.
I'm leaving.
513
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,771
So do me a favor.
When you're putting those decks together,
514
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:56,189
I just want you to double check
515
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,567
to make sure
all the valuation spreads are... [sighs]
516
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,901
What the fuck, dude?
517
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:02,404
I thought I told you to fire
that weird janitor.
518
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,406
- Yeah. No. I know, but--
- I don't wanna hear it, okay?
519
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:05,782
Just get it done.
520
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,161
[Guillermo] I don't wanna fire Nandor.
521
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,830
But it's like Jordan said,
it's about being the right fit.
522
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,914
Fuck.
523
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,833
And maybe that's what we were. Or weren't.
524
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,170
Nandor couldn't make me a vampire,
and I can't make him a janitor.
525
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,341
Okay. [whispering] This is why
they pay you the money.
526
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,554
[sighs heavily]
527
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,104
Nandor, hey. Busy?
528
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,858
Um, just doing some light cleaning.
529
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,026
Please, take a seat.
530
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,652
[sighs] Great.
531
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:48,950
[groans loudly] It feels good
to take some weight off the old tootsies.
532
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,620
- Yeah. A break is good.
- What is cracking?
533
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,623
- You know. Same old, same old.
- Mmm.
534
00:22:54,623 --> 00:23:00,629
You know, I noticed that Jordan is
starting to show a real special confidence
535
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,881
in you, Guillermo, and he's wise to do so.
536
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,925
- Thank you.
- I mean it.
537
00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,302
I think you will do very well here.
538
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,305
- I think so too. Which is why--
- I'm proud of you.
539
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,685
Okay. You know, there's no easy way
of saying this, so I'm just gonna say it.
540
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:16,853
Say what?
541
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:25,195
That we, as a company, need to downsize.
542
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:30,033
Downsize. What is downsize?
543
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,535
- Sounds exciting. [chuckles]
- Nah.
544
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,079
It's when you have to let people go.
545
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,455
It's not Jimmy, is it?
546
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,290
No, it's not Jimmy.
547
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:41,378
[sighs] Whew. Jimmy is my number one bro.
548
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:45,549
No, I'm telling you because you're the one
that we have to let go.
549
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:50,554
You're firing me?
550
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:51,763
Yes, but if you think about it,
551
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:53,890
it's the best thing
that could ever happen to you.
552
00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:55,976
I just want you to know
that it was not my decision.
553
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:59,062
It's fine. I'll just, um...
554
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:01,356
I'm so sorry.
555
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,234
Good luck, Guillermo.
556
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,112
Good luck, Nandor.
557
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:11,658
Excuse me.
558
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:17,747
You know what, I'm great.
It's been a positive experience.
559
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,292
Guillermo, he's like a baby bird,
560
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,503
like a little falcon
looking for his first bit of prey.
561
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:24,921
He has to prove himself.
562
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:30,302
So, no, I am in no way, shape or form
humiliated by the fact that I have
563
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,389
just been fired by my own... by my former...
564
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:36,683
You know what? I...
565
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,518
[audio feedback from microphone]
566
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:39,603
Yes.
567
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:41,688
Excuse me.
568
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:44,649
Please.
569
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,070
I said please!
570
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,697
[boxes clatter]
571
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:57,120
[door opens, closes]
572
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:59,998
♪ I'm going to work ♪
573
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,127
♪ Until... ♪
574
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,005
[Sean] I'll always treasure
my brief time at the railroad.
575
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,089
There you go.
576
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,091
I came away from it knowing
that I got value.
577
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,009
Fuck, fuck.
578
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,511
Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity.
579
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,595
Wish me luck.
580
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,014
You know which way
to the Sean Rinaldi interview?
581
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:19,142
I mean, I'm still seeking similar
VP positions in the transportation sector,
582
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,436
but till one of those comes along,
583
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,897
I'm gonna keep my hand in
right here at TaskRabbit.
584
00:25:23,897 --> 00:25:27,484
'Cause this guy is gonna be okay.
585
00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:30,237
♪ I'm going to work ♪
586
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,950
♪ Till the setting ♪
587
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:39,120
♪ Of the sun ♪
588
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,083
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
589
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:47,212
♪ I’m going to sing until ♪
590
00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:52,551
♪ My day is done ♪
591
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:56,054
♪ Ooh ♪
592
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,849
♪ Ooh ♪