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Extraordinary.
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You will want
to get this on camera. Ha!
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Quickly. Gizmo!
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Gizmo? Gizmo, get up.
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- Yeah? Yeah?
- Where's Nandor?
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Um, I think he's, uh, indisposed
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at the moment, um,
in his bedroom.
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Ha, shaking hands with Rosie
Palmer and her five milkmaids.
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- What?
- What? Follow me.
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Laszlo's still
the only one who knows
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I'm half-vampire and he's been
doing experiments to help.
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Happy to report that
there's been some progress.
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My telekinesis
has gotten better.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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I have discovered something
wonderful with the frogs
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- that I injected
with your blood.
- Wait,
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you-you did what with my blood?
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- Why are they so hairy?
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Well, why are you so hairy?
Who cares?
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- Now, bon voyage.
- What? No!
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Those poor frogs!
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Shit.
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- Come on, little guy,
come on, you can do it.
- Shh!
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- Your turn.
- To do what?
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I want you
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to leap off that balcony.
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What?
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No, I'll break my legs.
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- Bullshit. You saw those frogs.
- Yeah.
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They were transformed
by your blood, they flew.
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Ipso facto, shithead...
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...so can you.
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But what if I can't?
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Yeah, but what if you can?
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What if you can?
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- That would be pretty cool.
- It would be
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very cool.
Now, I calculate
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we have exactly
two minutes before
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Nandor finishes
making pearl jam.
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- Right.
- So I'll see you at the bottom.
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As the actress said
to the bishop.
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Come on, Guillermo.
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I believe in you
and I love you, Guillermo.
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Come on, Gizmo, let her rip.
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Launch yourself forward,
see what happens.
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- We should practice
closer to the floor first.
- No.
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No, no, no. You will never fly
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unless you need to. Panic is
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the secret ingredient.
Now, come on.
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Aah--
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I'm doing it!
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- Guillermo?
- Yes, Master--
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- That's how we all learned.
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♪ Don't sing if you want
to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use
for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're dead,
you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion
is gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dream
to the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead,
stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead
and out of this world.♪
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What is this screaming?
Is someone squeezing a snake?
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Oh.
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- Fucking hell.
- What happened?
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Well, I don't know. I was in
the library. Don't look at me.
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Does it hurt?
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Because it looks
like it really hurts.
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- Hey, boners.
- What?
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Nice shiner, Colin Robinson.
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Hey, look at this dude.
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Someone's had
an interesting evening.
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- Please help me.
- Wow.
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What happened to dingus' foot?
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Who gives a fuck?
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Tell us what happened
to your blackened eye.
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Yes, was it fisticuffs?
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Did you get kicked by a donkey?
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Stop guessing
and stop grabbing me.
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This is the problem.
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Take it easy, summer breezy.
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Every time
I go to drain someone,
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they see my black eye
and want to know what happened.
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All of a sudden, I'm too...
G-damn interesting
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to drain anyone.
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- What the fuck?
- Really?
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You think you are
too interesting?
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I know I am. I mean,
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this exact same thing happened
when I came back from Vietnam.
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Whoa.
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- You were in 'Nam?
- Well, thank you
for your service.
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Colin Robinson, I had
no idea you were in the Army.
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Oh, I-I wasn't in the Army.
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About six years ago,
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I took a cycling trip
with Backroads.
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- On the third day, we found
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a dead body. In a tree.
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No kidding?
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With an ox's asshole
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around its neck like a necklace.
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- What?
- How did that happen?
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Some poor farmer and his ox
must've stepped
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on a decommissioned
land mine and...
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blew him up into the tree
and the ox's
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asshole must've
landed on his head.
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- Good grief.
- Fascinating.
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I wasn't expecting that ending.
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See? It's the black eye-- makes
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- my stories too interesting.
- Do you think
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that your black eye also has
a very interesting story?
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Unfortunately, yes,
it's fucking remarkable.
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But this is Colin Robinson.
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I mean, he can't have any more
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fascinating stories in him.
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Gee, you tell me.
A five-pound frozen block
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of shit and piss
fall off a plane, landing
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- on a 308 Ferrari
- No way.
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and blowing the sideview mirror
right into my kisser.
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Well, fuck my old boots.
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Son of a bitch!
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- Frozen blocks
of pisses and shits?
- Yes.
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- What will they think of next?
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Guillermo, oi...
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No, fuck this,
I want to stay here
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and listen
to his wonderful stories.
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- Yes, me too.
- Guillermo is your familiar.
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I just went to get him
new trousers a year ago.
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It is your turn.
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Fine. Fuck it. Whatever.
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Okay, Guillermo,
stop lying around.
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Let's get that
of yours looked at.
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Come on, boys, to the lab.
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- Tell me more
about this ox's anus.
- It really hurts.
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Okay already,
I said we're going.
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Oh! Laszlo, my love,
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did you just see a hairy frog?
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The only hairy frog
I'm interested in,
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my darling,
is the one between your legs.
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It's not just a frog.
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- It's the whole swamp.
- True.
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Come on.
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Off you go, my love.
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Where are you?
Come on, boy.
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Come on, boy.
Where the fuck are you,
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you fucking frog?
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Are either of you
allergic to penicillin?
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- No.
- What is that?
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Just ragweed
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- and chewing gum.
- Chewing gum?
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- How unusual.
- That is unusual.
- Guys, guys.
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You're literally killing me.
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Right, let's crack on.
When I flick this switch,
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the lights will flash,
there'll be a horrible noise
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and a terrible odor
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as I transfer
the life energy from Nandor
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into Colin Robinson.
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Sorry, Laszlo,
I do have one question.
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- Which is?
- Will it hurt?
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Pain like you've never known.
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And furthermore, if you're
overdrained, you could die.
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Fuck this, I'm out.
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- What?
- W-Wait a minute.
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I'm starving.
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And you will be fed,
Colin Robinson.
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But I think we should revert
to our original plan.
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- The original plan? Are you mad?
- I think
it's a pretty good plan.
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We cover your black eye
with makeup
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and make you boring again.
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It does seem a lot simpler.
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- Let's do that.
- All right.
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- Cowards.
- Makes sense.
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Turn your back on science
at your own peril.
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- We'll take our chances.
Thank you, Laszlo.
- Yeah.
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Seriously, Nadja,
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I don't need urgent care.
I can just sleep it off.
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Do you really think
I want to doing this?
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If it was up to me, I would have
just packed your ankle
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in some mud made from fish piss
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and fed you some
pickled pig's ears.
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But, no, my husband
thinks a doctor is better.
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"Trust the science, my darling."
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- I don't know
what's going on
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with my body right now,
but if a doctor finds out
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that I'm almost a vampire,
I'm a dead man.
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And if Nadja finds out,
it'll be worse, so--
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- Stop squirming, Guillermo,
we're very close now.
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No, you know what?
I feel a lot better.
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The vampire doctor is going
to fix your mangled foot.
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What? You said
we were going to urgent care.
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Yes, Familiar Urgent Care, silly.
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No. No, Nadja, no!
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Oh, just look at all
these people to feed from.
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I don't know, I kind of
feel like I want go home
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- and take the train
to sleepy town.
- No!
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It would be a sleep of death.
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Just take a look
at all these losers, hmm?
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Outdoor diners.
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- They do deserve it.
- Yes.
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- Great start.
- Uh, excuse me.
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Hello.
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I notice you have a d...
Oh. Ooh.
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- You got this.
- Doggie bag.
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Interesting story
about how the...
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origin of the doggie bag started.
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It was actually a-- Ow!
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- Oh, shit!
- Son of a bitch!
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World War II, they would
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- take food home for their dog
- Did you see that?
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- instead of wasting it.
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Don't look at me!
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This isn't interesting.
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What have you done?
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Someone ran over my foot,
shithead. It hurt.
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- Tell them to go away.
- Nothing interesting here.
Keep moving, please.
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Stop filming me!
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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm not okay.
- Shoo!
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He needs privacy.
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- It is fine.
- Nandor, take me home.
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I'm taking you home.
We're gonna go home.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Are you okay?
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- No!
- What the fuck?
That's the dude from Mad Men.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Oh, where's your martini, bud?
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- Hi.
- You got to
be kidding me.
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Damn, you just
got hit by John Slattery.
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- That is crazy.
- What the heck happened?
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You stepped off the curb
without even looking.
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What happened
is you ran over my foot!
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We really need to go.
My friend is not well.
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Let me drive you
to the hospital. I-I just
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played a-a doctor on a season
of The Good Fight.
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They love me over there.
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That was a really good episode.
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It doesn't even
really hurt that much
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- anymore.
- Well, I'll-I'll
drive you home, please?
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- It's the least I can do.
- You know what?
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We will accept
your generous offer.
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- Yes, yes.
- What the fuck are you doing?
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Hey, John, over here.
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We will be in that car alone
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with this gentleman
that owes you a debt.
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Which you will collect
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by feeding.
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- Hmm?
- Yeah.
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John Slattery coming to the aid
of the guy he just ran over.
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- Shotgun left.
- Fuck!
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- John Slattery, please.
- You're a hero, John.
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- One of the greats.
- He's not
one of the greats.
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- He's a reckless driver.
- You're a reckless
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- walker.
- Peasants, disperse!
250
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:16,904
- Begone!
- He call us peasants?
251
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,602
- Oh, rude.
252
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,430
Animal hospital? Why
are we-why are we going here?
253
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,128
Ow!
254
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,304
- This is for pets.
I'm not a dog.
- Shh! Potato, "potahto."
255
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,959
Um, yes, hello,
um, I've got a broken familiar.
256
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,396
- So, you're gonna want
to go around that corner--
- Yeah, I've been here before.
257
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,182
There is nothing to see here.
258
00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:37,533
It is just a Doberman
with a floppy tail.
259
00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,188
- Hold on tight.
- Wait, where are we going?
260
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,493
- Uh, through the wall.
- No, no stop!
261
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,104
- That's a solid wall.
- No, it's not.
262
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:47,151
No. No! No!
Okay.
263
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,153
- That was kind of cool.
- It's just a common cold,
so there's gonna be sneezing
264
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,243
and coughing and that
is gonna be a burden on you,
265
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:55,986
so I have a recommendation.
And that is put her down.
266
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,423
- Oh, gosh, you really think so?
- Even if she recovers
267
00:09:58,423 --> 00:10:01,165
from this cold, she's...
268
00:10:01,165 --> 00:10:03,037
good God, she's, like,
almost 40.
269
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,952
She might squeeze out
a few more good years,
270
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,649
but we're talking
quality of life.
271
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,390
Okay, let's do it.
272
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,174
No, fuck this. I'm out of here.
273
00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,002
Oh, calm, down, it'll be okay.
274
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,482
No!
275
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:18,269
- Thanks, guys.
- Sedate him, Jack.
- No.
276
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,488
- Fantastic.
- That's it.
277
00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,142
Aw.
278
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,970
Sweet dreams, Guillermo.
279
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,580
- Yeah, perfect.
280
00:10:24,580 --> 00:10:27,104
You, uh, you okay back there?
281
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:29,237
You look like shit.
282
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,500
Well, yeah, I mean,
you ran over my foot.
283
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,503
Sorry about all the cell phone
pictures and stuff.
284
00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,026
You know, you would
that people in New York
285
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,637
would have seen
a famous actor before.
286
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,508
It is quite all right,
John Slattery.
287
00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,728
You have our gratitude.
288
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:43,773
Drain him.
289
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,688
Do you find it, uh, difficult?
290
00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:48,038
What?
291
00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,127
Do you find it difficult
292
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:52,129
being an older actor?
293
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,349
Having to memorize lines?
294
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,351
Especially
when you've been drinking.
295
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,483
Slattery-- that's
an Irish name, right?
296
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,616
Wait, s-say
that last part again.
297
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,923
What, "Slattery's
an Irish name"?
298
00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:06,230
I mean, I personally
don't mind the Irish.
299
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,146
But I just don't like it when
they try to sound intelligent.
300
00:11:09,146 --> 00:11:11,627
Huh, wow.
301
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,717
I could listen
to you talk for hours.
302
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,328
- Exsqueeze me?
- I mean, not to what you're
saying, but to that accent.
303
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,722
It's just so specific.
Where are you from?
304
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,506
- Well...
- Wait, wait, wait,
don't tell me. Upper Midwest.
305
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:24,292
For sure. Uh, Wisconsin?
306
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,207
But not eastern Wisconsin,
that would have more of
307
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,383
a Germanic influence to it,
am I right?
308
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,994
Are you, like, prepping
for a role or something?
309
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,344
No, this isn't for a role.
I just love accents.
310
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,303
People are just
walking stories, you know?
311
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:38,349
In all their fascination
and specificity.
312
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,481
You ever see
the movie Spotlight?
313
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:42,353
About the Boston Globe reporters
314
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:46,096
who uncovered the sexual abuse
coverup in the Catholic church?
315
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,229
- Yeah, exactly.
- No.
316
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,231
Oh. Well, in that
I played Ben Bradlee, Jr.
317
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,276
And that character begins
with the accent,
318
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,714
because the real Bradlee
is from Boston.
319
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,412
But he's an upper-crust guy.
320
00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:58,543
Not like some jamoke standing
321
00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,284
around Kelly's Tavern
322
00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,286
in, uh, Revere Beach,
you know what I mean?
323
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,071
- Very good, John Slattery.
- Not bad, right?
324
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,290
- But I was talking to him.
- Oh.
325
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,249
You know, it's funny, I had this
babysitter when I was a kid.
326
00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,990
She was Irish.
Her name was Vivian.
327
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,470
But again, sorry for your loss.
328
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,559
She was just a familiar,
but thank you.
329
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,953
It is kind of nice
to think of Cathy
330
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,650
on that rainbow bridge,
331
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,609
doing stuff with
her familiar friends.
332
00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:23,264
Having spaghetti or whatever
it is they dream of doing.
333
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,527
Well, they're
in a better place now.
334
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:27,398
- Yes.
- I wish I was.
335
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,053
- I'm looking for a Nadja.
- Oh, yes.
336
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,186
- Please, can we go?
- Well,
337
00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:34,057
Guillermo's ankle
is healing up nicely,
338
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,451
which is very unusual, so...
339
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,323
just to be safe...
I say we put him down.
340
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,672
He could break that ankle again,
341
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,500
he could break
the other ankle or
342
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,372
- he could just bitch a lot.
- Hmm.
343
00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,243
Think we're just gonna
take him home.
344
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,158
All right.
Well, that is your choice.
345
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:50,160
- Yes.
- Oh, there's one more thing.
346
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,641
The results of that blood work
came back and they're very odd,
347
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,165
so I'm just gonna have it
retested, will not take long.
348
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:57,951
I promise I'm gonna get you
out of here well before sunrise.
349
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,605
Now I'm thinking,
350
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,607
"They're going to
test him again?"
351
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,261
What if they find
that Van Helsing muck
352
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,654
in his blood?
353
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,134
I'm going to have to
get him out of here.
354
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,963
Why are we heading towards
355
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,660
the Verrazzano Bridge?
356
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,445
Uh, are you-are you
taking us to Brooklyn?
357
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,447
Are you taking
us to Brooklyn? Are you...
358
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,709
That-- It's really-- That's
a tough one. It's got kind
359
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,407
of a twang to it.
Say something else.
360
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,322
I don't want to go to Brooklyn.
361
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:22,976
I don't want to go to Brooklyn?
362
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,499
There's
a little bit of an uptalk there.
363
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,196
I don't want to go to Brooklyn?
364
00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,154
- Can you let us out right h--
- Can you
365
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,243
let us out right here, please?
366
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,026
You also have these interesting
367
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,549
pauses in your speech, but
368
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,248
I can't tell if they're regional
or uniquely you or...
369
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:36,032
It's just the most
interesting accent
370
00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,034
- I've ever heard.
- Okay, fuck this.
371
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,601
I mean, where are you from?
I'm sorry, guys. That's kind of
372
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,516
mean, right? I'm not trying
to make fun of you,
373
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:42,604
I'm just trying to get it
in my head, you know,
374
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,171
it's all about muscle memory.
375
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,520
Guillermo?
376
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,739
Guillermo!
377
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:50,220
Guillermo, why the hell
are you wearing a dress?
378
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:53,006
Hey, Nandor, you made it.
Hey, girl.
379
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,529
Get your shit together,
we got to go.
380
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,531
No, I want to lie down.
You know they gave me
381
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:59,055
some relax and it's making me
feel very medicine.
382
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,014
They are testing your blood
383
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,233
and they're going to find
your Van Helsing germs
384
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,105
and whatever else you've
got going on in there and then
385
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,194
- they're going to kill you,
so let's go!
- That sounds serious.
386
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,586
Can I say something?
387
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,024
- Nadja?
- What?
388
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,896
I think you're wonderful
and I love-- Ow!
389
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,160
You're a crazy bitch.
But I love you.
390
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,901
You know who else I love
is Laszlo.
391
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,990
But he's a horny little bitch.
392
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,036
I also love Colin Robinson.
393
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,951
He's, like,
a little boring bitch.
394
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,561
Like, he's like an LBB.
395
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,607
But, you know, the one I love
the most is actually Nandor.
396
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,696
- Because he's, like,
the queen bitch.
397
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,263
- Is that crazy?
398
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,699
Hey. Who's that bitch?
399
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:37,615
Wow, you are
such a miracle worker.
400
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,704
He is back to a red, shiny,
401
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,011
fresh apple, so,
think we're gonna get
402
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,230
- the ol' dog home now.
403
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,579
I don't think
that's gonna happen.
404
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,536
I have a question for you.
405
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,364
Who turned him?
406
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,931
Who what?
407
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,977
According to his blood,
408
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,674
this familiar has been turned
into a vampire.
409
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:55,459
Yes, it's early stages,
but he is well on his way.
410
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,548
No, I'm sorry,
there's been a huge mistake.
411
00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:00,290
Are you regretting turning him?
Because if you are,
412
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,118
you should have thought
of that before you did it.
413
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,990
- Guillermo?
- Yeah.
414
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,426
- A vampire?
- Yes.
415
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,514
That thing?
416
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,429
That loser is a vampire?
417
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,083
Absolutely not.
418
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,432
Have you seen how lame he is?
419
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:12,563
Science does not lie.
420
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,000
Now, it must be recent
421
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,523
because he's still transforming.
422
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:18,439
No one in our house
would do such a thing.
423
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,571
Well, then we have
a very big problem, 'cause
424
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,269
I'm gonna put him down.
425
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,619
Well, you can't
do that because...
426
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,447
He is our familiar!
427
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,840
- You need to let him go.
- Get your hands off of me!
428
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:34,368
Guillermo? Guillermo?
429
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:39,460
Guillermo! Guillermo!
430
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,551
Guillermo!
431
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,553
Guillermo, snap out of it.
432
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,468
They think you are
a bastard vampire
433
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,643
And they're going to kill you.
434
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,774
- Guillermo?
- Come on, girl.
435
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,124
Get out!
436
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,952
Guillermo.
437
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,476
Guillermo? Hello?
438
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,826
Sorry. [chuckles] Guillermo?
439
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,959
Guillermo?
440
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,048
Nadja, hi.
441
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,701
What? You work here?
442
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,486
Volunteer, actually.
443
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,662
It's a way of giving back.
444
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:09,969
I mean, who rescued who, right?
445
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,449
- Have you seen Guillermo?
- Guillermo?
446
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,495
Oh, no, no, not here.
447
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,453
This place is just for strays.
448
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:18,934
- I have a family.
- Hey! Eat your chicken!
449
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,980
- He's not
gonna make it.
- I can hear you.
450
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,982
Guillermo! Open!
451
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,940
Guillermo.
452
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:27,334
Uh, I don't...
think I can make it.
453
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,510
Of course you're gonna make it.
I know this is difficult,
454
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,729
but you've got
to be strong, okay?
455
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:35,472
I want you to go in here
and ask to use the toilet.
456
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,301
Then I want you to ask
for a sanitary wipe.
457
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,260
Then I want you to ask
458
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,175
when the last time
they cleaned the toilet.
459
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:43,480
Then I want you to tell them
460
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,221
you're gonna take
a nice big shit, okay?
461
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,354
It's gonna buy you
a few more hours of energy.
462
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,313
- Whoa! Get the fuck out!
- Oh, fuck.
463
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,446
- May I use your toilet?
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
464
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,839
Yo!
465
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,580
It's my guy from TikTok.
466
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,626
What?
467
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,671
Whoa!
Nobody fucking move.
468
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,372
♪ Jump around...♪
469
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,590
Colin Robinson, that's you.
470
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,244
- Oh,
for crying out loud.
- Yeah.
471
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,246
How did they make this
so quick? And the music?
472
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,769
Aah!
473
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,336
Nice shot.
474
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,165
Thank you so much!
You saved my store!
475
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:18,254
- He did?
- How clean's your toi...
476
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,517
- It's...
- No!
477
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,302
Colin Robinson!
478
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,304
- Guillermo!
- You can't be back here.
479
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,349
Move!
480
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,351
- Fuck off!
481
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,527
- Guillermo!
- Hey, girl.
482
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,790
Get off him!
Get away!
483
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,966
- He's mine!
484
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,841
Get off him! Get off!
485
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,148
Shoo! Scram!
486
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,934
Now, what the fuck, man?
487
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,588
This doctor tells me
you're almost a vampire?
488
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,894
Oops, I have a little secret.
489
00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,288
- Focus, Guillermo.
The truth now.
490
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,769
Fine! Okay?
491
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,077
I took my fate into my own
destiny and I had Derek do it.
492
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,904
- I paid him to do it.
He turned me into a vampire!
493
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:02,037
Derek?
494
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:05,171
You could have been turned
by a legendary vampire,
495
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:09,044
and you gave it away to Derek?
496
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:12,221
Nandor is going to rip your face
into a new asshole.
497
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,788
Well, it doesn't matter,
does, it, 'cause these guys
498
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,355
- are gonna kill me anyways.
- Oh shut up, you dumb dick.
499
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,922
I'm not gonna let them kill you.
That is Nandor's privilege.
500
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,750
- Now, come on, let's go.
501
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,884
I told you,
we need to put him down.
502
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,277
That's not going to happen.
503
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,974
He is coming with me,
504
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:29,151
and his master
will decide how to kill him.
505
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,893
If we release an abomination
like that onto the street,
506
00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,677
I'm gonna lose
my medical license.
507
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:37,725
Nadja! Watch out.
508
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:44,558
Help me, you load.
509
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,301
- Oh, whoa.
- Good one, Guillermo!
510
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,650
- Ow.
- Yes!
511
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,608
Nice one.
512
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,132
- Ha!
- Watch out!
513
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,356
Don't touch her!
514
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:02,880
No!
515
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:07,058
You're just a glorified vet.
516
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,017
Guillermo!
517
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,018
Nadja!
518
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,240
Get away from her, you bitch!
519
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,895
Oh!
520
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:21,116
Thank you, Girerro.
521
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:24,206
Oh. I think I might've got a
little bit of poison in my face.
522
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,121
Do I look okay?
523
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,342
- Yeah. You look-- you look fine.
- Good.
524
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:30,995
Now go and find your clothes
and I'll...
525
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,129
Let's go.
526
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:38,655
Laszlo! Laszlo!
527
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,222
- What is it, man?
- Help!
528
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,137
Quick, to the laboratory.
529
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,620
- Laszlo, hurry. Please hurry.
- All right.
530
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,143
Now, brace yourself, fellas.
531
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,275
Turning the machine
532
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,190
- on.
533
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,020
Is it working? Do you feel good?
534
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,721
It hurt at first, but now
I kind of like it.
535
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:01,896
- Yeah.
536
00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:04,594
What exactly is the
purpose of this machine?
537
00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:07,162
It's just a simple
energy transference device.
538
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:10,165
I originally built it
to combat situational impotence,
539
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,863
or whiskey dick,
as you might call it.
540
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,953
Oh, that makes sense,
'cause I'm getting a little
541
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,042
tickle in my pickle.
542
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,740
Well, that's an accident,
'cause I removed that aspect.
543
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,611
- Must be the vibrations.
- Could be.
544
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,918
Or could be the smell.
545
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,659
I really like
the smell of burning hair.
546
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:26,747
What about you, Nandor?
547
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,618
How are you finding it?
548
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,098
Oh, fuck.
549
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,624
- Shit.
550
00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,539
Turning the machine off.
551
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,194
Reverse the process, Laszlo.
552
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,587
Well, I can't.
It's too late, isn't it?
553
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:42,458
- Look at him. Shit.
- [in distance] Laszlo!
554
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,199
- Get fucking downstairs!
- Shit.
555
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:46,723
Go ahead.
I'll reenergize Nandor myself.
556
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:48,116
- How?
- Laszlo!
- Well, if I can drain
557
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,248
the energy from people,
558
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,466
I sure as hell
can put it back in them.
559
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,076
- Just go. Trust me.
- Get downstairs!
560
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,817
- Coming, my darling.
- Don't you "darling" me.
561
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:55,732
Would I be wrong
in sensing some...
562
00:20:58,126 --> 00:21:00,781
It's your boy, Colin Robinson.
563
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:05,351
But I'm going to tell you
my real name. It's...
564
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,527
Arthur...
565
00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,180
Simon...
566
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:10,443
Santino.
567
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:13,228
But I-I had to change it
568
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,622
because people would laugh
when they realized
569
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:19,103
that the initials
spelled out "ass."
570
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,237
Ass.
571
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,370
Do you know who it was
that pointed that out to me?
572
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,371
No.
573
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,677
It was my ex-boyfriend,
574
00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,331
- Davy Crockett.
575
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,724
At the Alamo.
576
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:33,509
- Really?
- Yeah.
577
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,685
If-if you don't believe me,
578
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:39,428
maybe this knife that Jim Bowie
gave me will convince you.
579
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,821
Ass.
580
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:46,087
- My darling,
you need to calm down.
- I mean, what the hell?
581
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,263
- We have a little two-faced
bitch, lying-behind-the-back
582
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,221
vampire in the house
and my husband doesn't think
583
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:51,484
- I need to know about it?
- Cool it,
584
00:21:51,484 --> 00:21:53,355
my darling.
I'm just trying to find a cure.
585
00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:54,400
All right? Now,
586
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,749
if I can stop
the transformation,
587
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:58,186
maybe Nandor can turn Gizmo.
588
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,450
- You are a worthless piece
of big, wet skatá, Guillermo.
- Yeah.
589
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,365
When Nandor finds out,
he's going to kill you.
590
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,584
And then he's going
to kill all of us.
591
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:05,672
- Mm.
- And then he's going
to kill himself.
592
00:22:05,672 --> 00:22:06,716
- Then don't tell him.
- I'm not going
593
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,065
to lie to my housemate
to cover up
594
00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:09,545
- your treachery.
- Just give me
595
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,025
a chance to make this up.
When I did this, I didn't--
596
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:13,027
Finally. Well, well, well.
597
00:22:13,027 --> 00:22:14,507
You've been gone all night.
598
00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:15,421
What, you can't even call?
599
00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:17,031
Sorry.
600
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:18,293
They tried to put me down.
601
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:19,555
What? Why?
602
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,035
What did the doctor say?
603
00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,428
Uh, uh, uh...
604
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:24,734
Yes?
605
00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,607
Guillermo is fine.
606
00:22:27,607 --> 00:22:29,522
Just your average weak-boned,
607
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,393
- broken-foot familiar.
608
00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:34,265
I guess someone won't be
cutting a rug anytime soon.
609
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,310
Wait.
610
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:38,269
Don't move.
611
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:46,582
What...
612
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,541
the hell...
613
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,369
is this?
614
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:54,285
Hmm?
615
00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,114
Frog?
616
00:22:57,114 --> 00:22:58,681
Really? A frog?
617
00:22:58,681 --> 00:23:01,380
A frog that flies and has hair
618
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,643
and looks kind of like you?
619
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,298
Guillermo, do you think
I am an idiot?
620
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:08,735
Say no.
621
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,779
No.
622
00:23:09,779 --> 00:23:10,998
That's right.
623
00:23:10,998 --> 00:23:12,521
Because this is
624
00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:14,436
precisely what happens
625
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,265
when a little birdy
sneaks into this house,
626
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:19,659
fucks a mouse,
they have a child that grows up
627
00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:22,444
that then fucks a frog
that looks like you.
628
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:25,708
This is a direct result
of your slacking.
629
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:28,624
We are not running
a fucking circus here.
630
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,104
- Yeesh.
631
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,237
Give him to me.
632
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:34,587
You may have fooled him,
633
00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:37,807
'cause he has the IQ
of a Russian toilet,
634
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,809
but I know you're up
to something, aren't you,
635
00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:41,376
you little sneaky Pete?
636
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,816
Okay, Colin,
637
00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,470
- if I tell you something--
- Psych.
638
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,863
I couldn't give two squirts.
639
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:55,999
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
640
00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,526
♪ It's in the blood ♪
641
00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,095
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
642
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,183
♪ It's in the blood...♪
643
00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:07,881
Gui...
644
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:11,232
- ller... mo.
- Surely not.
645
00:24:11,232 --> 00:24:12,320
Gui...
646
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,931
ller... mo.
647
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,151
Yeah.
648
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:18,369
Carry on.
649
00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:19,632
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
650
00:24:21,111 --> 00:24:23,070
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
651
00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:24,680
♪ It's in
the blood, man ♪
652
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,465
♪ Get it or not ♪
653
00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,032
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
654
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:32,035
♪ It's in
the blood, man ♪
655
00:24:32,035 --> 00:24:33,036
♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
656
00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:35,343
♪ Tell him or not ♪
657
00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,790
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure ♪
658
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,967
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure...♪
659
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:54,667
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ You can tell
without knowing ♪
660
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,799
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure ♪
661
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,759
-♪ It's in the blood, man ♪
-♪ If you catch the cure...♪
662
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:00,803
♪ It's in the blood, man.♪