1 00:00:17,435 --> 00:00:20,980 Aren't you pretty? 2 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:33,659 Why are you doing this to me, you pig? 3 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:39,039 - What have I done? - You murdered 12 men. 4 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,210 Twelve was all I could manage. 5 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,840 Mary Anne Culford, 6 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:51,218 you are guilty of 12 cases of murder. 7 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:54,930 You will be impaled on the Heretic's Fork 8 00:00:55,014 --> 00:00:57,683 until you can bleed no more. 9 00:00:57,767 --> 00:00:59,602 On whose authority? 10 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,897 God and all that is decent. 11 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,816 Executing a poor lady without trial, huh? 12 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:08,402 That doesn't seem very decent to me. 13 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:11,322 Now, what would you know of decency? 14 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:14,366 Alone in your carriage? 15 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:17,328 Tossing off to lithographs of bums and fannies! 16 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,206 - How could you possibly know? Silence, witch! 17 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:23,042 Give me that back, you limp cock! 18 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:33,260 May God have mercy on your soul. 19 00:01:33,344 --> 00:01:35,721 Let me see your eyes, Dr. Kettering. 20 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,765 Look at me! 21 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,600 Look at me. 22 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,562 Look at me. 23 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:46,315 Look at me. 24 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,584 Hey. You'll never guess 25 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:06,990 what dropped onto my doorstep this morning. 26 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,922 A two-pack of GPS-capable WiFi-enabled body-mounted cameras? 27 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:12,633 Yeah, yeah, exactly that. 28 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,249 Are you sure the channel's ready for us to be doing a livestream? 29 00:02:15,261 --> 00:02:17,096 Well, Helen seems to think so. 30 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,514 We could test it this afternoon. 31 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,266 Yeah, but if Dave watches the feed 32 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,130 and sees that we're not actually doing our job... 33 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,186 - Dave is a busy man. He doesn't have time 34 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:27,815 to sit around on the Internet watching weird videos. 35 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,526 - All right. - This is a weird video. 36 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,031 Bjorn! Ah! 37 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,158 Hello, you two. Um, hands up. 38 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,120 Who knows where Chichester is? Gus, obviously. 39 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,289 Elton, not so sure. 40 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,082 Doesn't matter, as long as one of you does. 41 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,543 Smyle is having a big push in the Chichester area. 42 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,753 Lots of installations on the job sheet. 43 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,881 - Thought I'd give you first dibs. - Have a look. 44 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,966 Boring, boring, boring. 45 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:56,302 Why does Smyle need a hundred percent coverage? 46 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,346 Now, that is a very good question, Elton. Well done. 47 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,310 So... 48 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:07,104 Oh, yes, it's so that the customers of Smyle know 49 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,564 that wherever they are in the UK, 50 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:10,691 they have a robust and speedy service. 51 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:14,862 Okay. So it's not so you can control everyone? 52 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,782 Who gave you that idea? 53 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,286 I find it ironic that you work for the very forces 54 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,371 perpetuating our enslavement. 55 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:26,498 - Smyle. - Smyle! 56 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:34,673 What's the Chichester Institute? 57 00:03:34,757 --> 00:03:36,884 I thought you'd spot that one. 58 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:40,387 Uh, formerly the Chichester Institute for the Criminally Insane, 59 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:44,099 now being converted into criminally expensive apartments 60 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:45,684 for insanely rich people. 61 00:03:45,768 --> 00:03:47,770 So it's a loony bin for murderers? 62 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:51,148 Well, we can't really discuss psychiatric facilities 63 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,650 in those terms anymore, Elton. 64 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,318 It's insensitive to homicidal maniacs. 65 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,111 What do they need? 66 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:57,863 It's a site survey for a full install. 67 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:59,365 And that's our job right there? 68 00:03:59,448 --> 00:04:02,076 And that is why you are my number one. 69 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,039 Which reminds me. I received a lovely thank you. 70 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,996 From the owners of the "Portland Beacon." 71 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,999 They've even managed to get their website up and running. 72 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:14,213 Give us a Smyle, Gus. You got us to a hundred percent. 73 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,965 - Hey. - There it is. 74 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,299 Have a great day. 75 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:19,301 Laters potatoes. 76 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:20,511 Bjorn! 77 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,976 Doctor, the weather forecast is good. 78 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,561 The low front which we were warned about is headed east... 79 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,064 - Shh, shh, shh. Stop talking. 80 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:35,109 Close your eyes. This is the sacred spot, 81 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:38,612 a mystical place where the convergence of ley lines 82 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:41,949 ensures the barrier between dimensions is weak. 83 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,910 Can you feel it? 84 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:47,705 Ancient magic resides all around us. 85 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,290 An electromagnetic shield 86 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,197 through which the modern world can never penetrate. 87 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:56,213 Oh! I've got four bars! 88 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:59,675 What? It's not possible. 89 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,260 What? 90 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,729 Portland Beacon, Wendy speaking. 91 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,314 - Wendy, good morning to you. This is Dr. Toynbee. 92 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,734 Hello, Doctor. 93 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,111 Lovely speaking with you again. 94 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,655 It's very exciting here at the moment. 95 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:24,033 Lots of comings and goings, 96 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:25,951 as we prepare for the eclipse. 97 00:05:26,035 --> 00:05:28,912 Wendy, I've just received an email from you. 98 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,707 Now, I've been a patron of yours on and off for the last 10 years. 99 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,572 I've never ever received an email until today. 100 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:36,128 It's wonderful, isn't it? 101 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:39,131 Finally we have a Wi-Fi signal. 102 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,799 Very modern. 103 00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:44,511 Tell me, what was the problem, and who was the genius 104 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,638 that brought you into the digital age? 105 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:50,809 Well, we had a visit from the guys from Smyle. 106 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,062 Smyle. 107 00:05:53,145 --> 00:05:54,688 Not you. 108 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:00,110 These cameras are amazing. 109 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:02,780 - So tiny. - Are they? 110 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,324 There's an earpiece and a mic, so we can communicate. 111 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,992 And the cameras are geotagged, 112 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:09,244 so I can keep track of you all from mission control. 113 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:12,706 How many people do you think will tune into the live feed? 114 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:15,667 Maybe, like, ten? 115 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,172 Anything else you need from me? 116 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:21,840 Um, could you find a schematic 117 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,176 - from the Chichester Institute? - Already did. 118 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,179 Found one from the 1960s. 119 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,680 Very good. 120 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,307 Hey, Dad, we're off. 121 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,101 No pestering Helen today. 122 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,770 Fuck you, four eyes! 123 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:37,272 Good. Okay. Let's go. 124 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,400 Good night, guys. 125 00:06:40,484 --> 00:06:41,944 - Bye. - Bye. 126 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,153 Bye. 127 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,576 The Chichester Institute for the Criminally Insane 128 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,411 opened in 1810. 129 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:55,666 It housed such inmates as Peter the Camel Killer 130 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,252 and Aaron Kosminski, 131 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,920 thought lately as to be Jack the Ripper. 132 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,297 - Oh, great. So not spooky at all then. 133 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:05,092 It closed after the unlawful execution 134 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,970 of serial killer Mary Culford in 1968. 135 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,472 - Oh, no thanks. Is that on the brochure? 136 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:13,767 No, it's on Wikipedia. 137 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:15,477 They've got everything on here. 138 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,318 You'd have to be mad to live in a place like this. 139 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,611 Not anymore. 140 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,616 - Hello. - You're late. 141 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,661 - Only a couple of minutes. - Well, that's not my problem. 142 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,622 I'm here for 88 minutes. Then it's the weekend, and I fucking need one. 143 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:37,791 - All right. I will see you in 87. 144 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,626 Just get it done. Okay? 145 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,408 The sooner I can show this place, the better. 146 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:43,297 It's been a curse on my family for years. 147 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:44,590 That and syphilis. 148 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,135 Did he say syphilis? 149 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,595 Come on, guys. 150 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,601 Come on then. 151 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:56,852 Oh, yeah! 152 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,646 Hello. Look at this! 153 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,901 Ready for more tea and biscuits? 154 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,235 Oh, thanks. 155 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:09,823 Um, would you like to join me? 156 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:12,367 Oh, no, I don't want to be a nuisance. 157 00:08:12,451 --> 00:08:15,120 No, I'd really appreciate the company. 158 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,789 It's lonely helming a livestream. 159 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,834 Oh, tell me about it. 160 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:23,670 Yeah. What is a livestream? 161 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,715 Oh! Um, well, these guys film stuff, 162 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,800 and then I edit it live, 163 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,844 and then I broadcast it onto YouTube 164 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,709 so that Gus's followers can watch what's happening. 165 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:34,890 So Gus is gonna be on the tele? 166 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:37,017 Sort of. 167 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:40,646 Well, I hope it doesn't clash with "The Chase." 168 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:43,690 Yeah. I love "The Chase." 169 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,487 So what was your favorite haunting, Gus? 170 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,948 Wow. What a question. 171 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,200 Um, but I think pound-for-pound, for me, 172 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,452 um, it has to be the Hinky Boy. 173 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,746 - Hinky Boy? - Yeah. 174 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,498 It was Emily's obsession really. 175 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:01,250 She even went down there a few times. 176 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:04,586 Young man claims to have seen an apparition in his basement, 177 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,422 and the world's media descended upon it. 178 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,590 What happened to him? 179 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,133 No one knows. 180 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:11,790 Emily says the whole family just disappeared. 181 00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,179 - Never seen again. - Couldn't pay me to live here. 182 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:15,418 I would have to pay you to live here. 183 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:18,433 I've seen what you earn. 184 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,477 I mean, forgive the assumption, 185 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,259 but I'm guessing you will not want to do the room to room. 186 00:09:22,271 --> 00:09:23,397 No, thank you. 187 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,898 I'd much prefer to stay in the van. 188 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:28,193 - I'll do it. - Cool. I'll come with you. 189 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,237 No, no, no, you made your bed. 190 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,322 And now you're gonna lie in it. 191 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:34,187 You'll be out in the "HMS Darkside," all right? 192 00:09:34,199 --> 00:09:35,784 Checking the signal's straight. 193 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:37,661 Let's go to work. Okay, here we go. 194 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,956 - On? Right. - Yeah. 195 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,125 Helen? Are you receiving us? 196 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,294 Hello, Truth Seekers. 197 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,421 - You receiving me? - Hey, yeah. 198 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:50,382 - Hey, Helen. - Loud and clear. 199 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,591 Look at that wazzock. 200 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,500 - Dad, I can hear you, you know. What are you doing there? 201 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,891 I'm just providing Helen with some refreshments. 202 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:02,019 Just trying to be useful. Is that all right? 203 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,603 Yes. Yeah, fine. 204 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,051 Just don't get in the way, all right? 205 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:06,690 Helen, if he's bugging you, 206 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,693 just send him upstairs and unplug the stair lift. 207 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,903 And just ignore his whining. He will get tired eventually. 208 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:17,075 - All right. Okay. I have you all on screen. 209 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:20,037 It's like "Aliens" when the space marines 210 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,580 are about to enter the nest. 211 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:24,624 - Uh, and die screaming? - Yeah. 212 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,544 Why don't you record a quick intro 213 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,963 which we can play out before we go live? All right? 214 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,298 - Out-to-in? - Lovely. 215 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,507 Let's do an out-to-in. 216 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,681 - Okay. - We're rolling. 217 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:42,184 - Call it. - Action. 218 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:48,899 Welcome, Truth Seekers. 219 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,110 Gus Roberts here on the Truth Seekers channel. 220 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,738 We're about to go live into the former. 221 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:57,574 Chichester Institute of the Criminally. 222 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,660 Insane-sane-sane-sane... 223 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,662 What an old ham. 224 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,331 Yeah. I mean, he's trying. 225 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:07,751 ...which is almost certainly haunted. 226 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:11,797 Psychonauts, I'll see you on the other side. 227 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,006 Stay on me... Inside. 228 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,135 - Cut. - Boom. 229 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,637 - It's so good, it's so good. - Ah! 230 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,722 I think it's better than Noel Edmonds. 231 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:23,350 Helen? Astrid and I are now splitting up. 232 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,645 Okay, all right. Good luck, guys. Look after yourselves. 233 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,176 - See you on the other side. - Truth Seekers. 234 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,356 You get to the van. 235 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,440 - Get to the van. - Okay. 236 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,192 - Good luck. - Bye-bye. 237 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,529 Okay. 238 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,072 Good luck, good luck. 239 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,165 All right. 240 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,710 I'm switching to night vision mode. 241 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,577 Night vision mode completed. 242 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,049 Did you make that noise yourself? 243 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,259 No. 244 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,105 All right. 245 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:20,740 All right. 246 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,203 Just gonna... 247 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,623 Aah. 248 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,754 Elton, are you online? 249 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,214 Yeah, yeah, plugged in. 250 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,758 Plugged in. How's it going in there? 251 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:42,679 Uh, it's pretty spooky. 252 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,473 Sorry I'm not in there with you. 253 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,725 Could you not flirt whilst we're broadcasting? 254 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,435 It's gross. Mm-mmm. 255 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,937 What, does that one fancy that one? 256 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,315 No, um, we're just, uh, riffing. 257 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,984 I'm quite enjoying this show. 258 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,362 Elton, are you receiving my signal transmissions? 259 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,656 - Uh, yep. - All good, all good. 260 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,033 Huh. 261 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,580 - Is that Gus's wife? - Hmm? 262 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:11,583 Oh, yeah. Emily. 263 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,668 She looks lovely. 264 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,129 She was. 265 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,384 It must have been hard for Gus when she died. 266 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:27,724 - It was hard on both of us. - Dad... 267 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,811 - Can we... - At least you were there for Gus. 268 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:33,885 Don't think my mom and dad were ever interested in me. 269 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:36,483 Elton got all the attention. 270 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:40,028 - All? - I'm not Gus's dad, love. 271 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,531 No, Emily was my daughter. 272 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:46,159 Did you call him "Dad," Gus? 273 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,745 I've been calling him "Dad" for 20 years, 274 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,249 you know, it's not gonna stop 'cause Emily died. 275 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,125 Soft sod. 276 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:55,669 I'm so sorry, Gus. 277 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,504 What happened? 278 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,840 Just... It was a car accident, you know? 279 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:04,219 You know what? Let's... 280 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,055 Let's not do this. Let's do the test, all right? 281 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,682 Let's do the test. 282 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,767 Helen, can you run the intro clip we made earlier, 283 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,852 - and let's go live. - Okay. 284 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,897 In about 20 seconds, 285 00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:19,776 the entire Internet is going to see Truth Seekers 286 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,945 in all their glory. 287 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:30,078 Welcome, Truth Seekers. 288 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:33,707 Gus Roberts here on the Truth Seekers Channel. 289 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,849 Gus Roberts? 290 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,190 Let's see what you've been up to. 291 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:02,777 Insane... 292 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,614 A building with a horrendous and checkered past, 293 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,241 which is almost certainly haunted. 294 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:12,245 Psychonauts, I'll see you on the other side. 295 00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,872 Imbecile. 296 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,712 Did you, now? 297 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,006 Once Private Atkins' spirit had been transported 298 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,216 into this ellexatron machine, 299 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,261 he took over the primary functions of the ellexatron, 300 00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,806 and he made sure no signal got out. 301 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:38,313 - There's 47 active viewers. This is great. 302 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:42,901 @ghostbusters 420 says, "Eek." 303 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:45,111 And there's a pair of emoji eyes 304 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:47,238 from JoJo74. 305 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:50,533 I wondered whether or not she would tune in. 306 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,869 Have you got a new girlfriend? 307 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,537 You're kidding me. 308 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,781 - Who'd have me? - Good point. 309 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,040 What the hell? 310 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,293 Astrid, take it easy. 311 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,337 This building's older than Richard. 312 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,673 Helen, are you seeing this? 313 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,008 Lower your head a bit. 314 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,889 What is all this stuff? 315 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:05,692 Hope you're up to date on your jabs. 316 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,527 What's this for? 317 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,904 You getting this? 318 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:12,866 - Astrid, what is it? - What am I missing? 319 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,327 Kettering. 320 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,621 That's the name on the dossier. 321 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,541 Put your camera at the book. 322 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,757 May God have mercy on your soul. 323 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,092 Guys. You need to get up here. 324 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,385 I think I found something. 325 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:35,388 - Uh, hello. I need to get to Astrid. 326 00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,336 Now, tell me, do I go straight on, or should I go back? 327 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:39,517 - What's quickest? - There is no straight-on. 328 00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:42,687 - No, there is a straight-on. I can see it. 329 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,107 - What? It's not on the schematic? 330 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,193 Okay, I'm just gonna head straight 331 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,652 and see what happens, all right? 332 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,279 Astrid's the other way, Gus. 333 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,198 You're gonna get lost, you silly bugger. 334 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,991 I'm fine, Dad. I'll be f... 335 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:58,453 Gus! Gus! 336 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,330 Astrid, Elton, can you see Gus? 337 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,498 We can't see his feed. 338 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,792 Gus, you there? 339 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,253 - Elton? - Uh, negative. 340 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:10,381 - Gus! Gus! - Helen? 341 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:11,966 You getting this? Over. 342 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,845 Now he's gone. 343 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:21,601 Jesus Christ. 344 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,238 Hey, I can see the property development guy. 345 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,199 Oh, okay. Go outside and ask him if there's been any extensions 346 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,618 or additional building works since the 1960s. 347 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,662 - Oh, do I have to? He's horrible. 348 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,497 Yes, you do. Go on. 349 00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,769 Hey, guys, you getting this? 350 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:11,359 Anyone topside reading Papa Bear, come back. 351 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,610 Gee whizz. 352 00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,229 Huh? 353 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,825 Who's there? 354 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,948 Bums and fannies! 355 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,663 Who are you? 356 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,415 Hello? 357 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,834 Twelve was all I could manage. 358 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,086 - Show yourself. - Are you the door? 359 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,840 No, the door's... Door's there. 360 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,217 Something woke me. 361 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:41,472 Someone in this building can release me. 362 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,016 Let me take my revenge. 363 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,143 Take me with you. 364 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,895 Hey, I'm flattered, but... 365 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,396 you should know I'm married. 366 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:50,857 Oh, you were married. 367 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,693 - What'd you say? - Poor Emily. 368 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,361 She does miss you so. 369 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,114 How can she possibly know that? 370 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,075 - Oh, she's got a message for you, Gus. - A message? 371 00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,453 She says... they lied. 372 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,873 - Who lied? - Everybody lies to you. 373 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,625 - Gus? - The old man 374 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,085 wishes it had been you and not her. 375 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,964 - The girl is not what she seems. - Gus! 376 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:17,842 - And the boy... Ooh, the boy has lied to you 377 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:18,998 from the moment you met him. 378 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,637 What boy? What boy? 379 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,858 What? I'm having a wank. 380 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:35,234 Oh. 381 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,903 Sorry. 382 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:38,279 Question. 383 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,114 Has there been any additional building work 384 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,825 - done here since the 1960s? - No. Why? 385 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,327 Well, Gus seems to have discovered 386 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,578 a new part of the building. 387 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,000 - How big? - What do you mean? 388 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,657 I mean, is it big enough for another apartment? 389 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:54,253 I don't know. 390 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,717 Show yourself demon. 391 00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,809 Help me get my revenge, 392 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,103 and I'll tell you everything. 393 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,982 Maybe even let poor dead Emily speak again. 394 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,067 Jesus Christ! No! 395 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,903 What was his last position? 396 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,948 North corner, basement. 397 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,324 Got it. 398 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,661 Sorry. Hello. 399 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:30,790 - What's this? Why's it got my name on it? 400 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:35,503 Uh, found it upstairs? 401 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:40,091 - Where is Gus, Astrid? - Follow me. 402 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:43,636 - They murdered me. - Stay back, Tiny Tim! 403 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,304 - Butchered me. Without trial. 404 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:48,683 But I knew they were coming, so I cast a spell. 405 00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,518 It just didn't go according to plan. 406 00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,103 Please. 407 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,689 Emily says she never stopped loving you. 408 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:58,526 She says help Mary. 409 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,946 She deserves her revenge so she can rest. 410 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,657 If you love me, you'd do it, Gus. 411 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:11,569 That's where Gus went straight on. 412 00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:12,707 Which way? Watch out. 413 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:18,921 Astrid? 414 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,341 Oh, poor Mary Culford! 415 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,802 Emily would never help a psychopath like you! 416 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,345 - Gus! - Elton! 417 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:29,515 Get out! Get out! 418 00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:30,767 The doll is possessed. 419 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,143 What doll? 420 00:22:36,397 --> 00:22:38,024 Huh? 421 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,614 Cut my wank short for this? 422 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,783 Just a child's toy, for Christ's sake. 423 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,243 Think we should go check on Gus, Mr. Kettering. 424 00:22:51,204 --> 00:22:52,288 Gus! 425 00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:25,655 - They've all gone. Left me on my own. 426 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,616 Same as always. 427 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,743 Well, you're not on your own. 428 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,328 You've got me. 429 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,247 Let's go watch "The Chase." 430 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,556 Don't worry. 431 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,857 You okay to drive? 432 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:04,068 Yeah. Yeah. 433 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:05,152 Of course, I am. 434 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,196 Right. Let's go. 435 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,656 Limp cock. 436 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:43,459 You ever had a paranormal experience? 437 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,544 What? No. 438 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:46,754 Have you? 439 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,681 - Elton. - Hmm? 440 00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:13,364 - And where are you from? - Leicestershire. 441 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:21,998 What happened to you? 442 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,166 - Nothing. Nothing happened to me. 443 00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:38,597 Holy shit.