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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎（三月）

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‎（不及格）

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‎（不及格）

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‎（歡迎來到衛斯理女子學院）

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‎（《沒了妳》，茱莉亞著）

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‎（獻給莫瑟）

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‎（史丹佛大學）

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‎（密西根大學，康乃爾大學）

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‎（四月）

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‎（柏克萊加州大學）

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‎（及格）

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‎（五月）

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‎（高分通過）

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‎路比，我沒空
‎我要趕去畢舞委員會開會

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‎-你遲到又沒差
‎-我是會議主席

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‎那用簡訊回覆你的選擇

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‎選擇？

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‎我的舞會造型

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‎用直覺選

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‎這就是問題，現在我又猶豫了

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‎意外被提名為畢業舞會國王
‎真的讓我嚇一大跳

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‎我開完會再看

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‎現在就看
‎我得現在決定才有時間改衣服

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‎不然你就得買現成的男童童裝

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‎對，而且童裝的選擇總是很有限

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‎所以我已經篩選到剩下33個選項

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‎33？

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‎混蛋！

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‎你的輪圈也是！

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‎讓會議開始吧

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‎要讓我印象深刻，各位

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‎好，我們很愛的主題

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‎代表所有學生在學年即將結束之際
‎會有的感受

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‎水底

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‎水底，就這樣？

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‎連“海底世界”都不是？

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‎不，我們想顛覆傳統

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‎噢，透過讓它變得憂鬱

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‎下一個

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‎那《阿拉伯之夜》呢？

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‎沒有文化敏感度，下一個

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‎哈波，我對天發誓
‎如果妳又提一次《紅磨坊》…

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‎各位

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‎畢業舞會的重點是失去童貞

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‎不是失去創造力

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‎這些點子平淡無奇

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‎身為學生會長和準畢業舞會國王

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‎這一晚必須超盛大

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‎超神奇

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‎簡而言之，適合國王

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‎畢業舞會是整個高中經歷的巔峰

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‎-那不是畢業典禮嗎？
‎-佛萊迪，別糾正我

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‎就像我剛說的

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‎畢業舞會代表
‎悲慘的高中生活終於結束

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‎甚至有部電影叫《舞會大驚魂》

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‎有電影叫《畢業之夜》嗎？沒有

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‎你想知道為什麼嗎？
‎因為那不是畢業舞會

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‎-其實有部電影叫…
‎-佛萊迪，閉嘴

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‎其他人繼續努力想

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‎我們明天再集合，我希望…

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‎不對

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‎我要求你們要提出超猛的主題

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‎能夠快速執行

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‎而且不會太貴

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‎有什麼想法？

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‎我在想為何沒人告訴我學生會長

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‎也要擔任畢舞委員會主席

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‎嗯，我原本可以提醒你

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‎所以你覺得哪一套好？

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‎與其擔心你的禮服
‎你應該擔心誰站在你旁邊

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‎-你要跟誰去？
‎-我不知道

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‎我想說會有人邀我
‎既然我是畢舞國王候選人

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‎真是自以為是

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‎你應該降低風險

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‎邀請一定會答應的人

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‎像是誰？

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‎難就難在這啊

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‎情況可能更糟

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‎能想像有太多選擇嗎？

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‎像我就是

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‎我有超多選擇，我不知道該怎麼辦

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‎該用單淘汰制嗎？還是接受申請書？
‎還是兩者都要？

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‎你真是可憐

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‎謝謝

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‎受到大家愛戴很累

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‎但總之，對我來說照片最重要

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‎看起來配得上我

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‎但不會在我選上國王時
‎搶走我的風采的人

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‎我是說如果我獲選

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‎你幹嘛在乎？當學生會長還不夠嗎？

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‎-不夠，誰在乎當不當學生會長？
‎-我

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‎聽著，學生會長有任期限制

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‎國王能永遠統治

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‎賈馬爾君王萬歲

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‎我應該選雞雞還是妹妹？

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‎-畢業舞會的打扮？
‎-不，我是說宿舍

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‎應該住女宿還是男女混宿？

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‎妳認真要問我這個問題？

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‎說的對，雞雞，永遠要選雞雞

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‎對嘛，這才是妳，拜託

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‎-妳畢業舞會有什麼計畫？
‎-沒什麼

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‎嗯，我也沒有男伴

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‎不是說我需要，但有一個也無妨

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‎但既然我沒有伴，妳也沒有伴

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‎我們一起單獨去
‎天啊，聽起來像妳會說的話

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‎對，除了樂意單獨去的部分

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‎我不要

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‎若沒有男伴，那就是普通的舞會
‎我不需要再參加一場舞會

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‎特別是如果不是和特別的人去的話

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‎好，我把範圍縮小到二

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‎二？我的答案是負57

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‎我不是指你的數學題目

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‎我是說畢業舞會
‎那是截然不同的問題

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‎特別是我的

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‎我淘汰了三個候選人

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‎我交叉比對了她們上傳的IG照片

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‎還有被標註的照片

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‎現在剩下兩名潛在對象

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‎我還是不懂，潛在對象？

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‎很好懂

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‎你看，以蘇菲艾斯特拉達為例

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‎她自己發的照片超美

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‎但被標註的照片呢？

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‎我會得到哪個蘇菲？

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‎然後是可莉娜，她很可愛

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‎但看起來像是女版的我

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‎雖然一開始我受到吸引

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‎我不認為我是我的菜

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‎還有蘿拉

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‎蘿拉很完美

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‎但是她會眨眼

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‎你什麼時候變得這麼膚淺了？

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‎當照片是重點，一定要淘汰眨眼的人

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‎只有一次拍照的機會
‎那張照片代表我們最好看的樣子

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‎如果她眨眼，那就毀了

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‎我要耀眼的舞伴，不是眨眼的舞伴

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‎有一半的機率她的眼睛不會閉起來

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‎我不能冒險

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‎微積分進行得如何？

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‎喔，我們在算另一種的數學

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‎也許我該考慮蘇菲
‎她說她想把我當成背包背著

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‎-也許我可以是她的舞會裝扮一部分
‎-為什麼不邀茉莉就好？

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‎她只把我當朋友
‎我們已經好幾個月沒有親熱了

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‎那你為什麼不能跟朋友去？

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‎對，朋友也能玩得很開心
‎也許更好玩

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‎朋友？

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‎好玩？

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‎不！我想上床

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‎妳可以接手嗎？太好了
‎我得在太遲之前做出決定

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‎什麼太遲？

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‎避開眨眼的人

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‎哇

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‎我不懂為什麼過譽的舞會
‎讓大家這麼瘋狂

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‎我也是

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‎妳會去嗎？

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‎我也不會

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‎函數算得順利嗎？

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‎不順利，我快被當了

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‎我在想是不是應該別繼續被羞辱
‎現在就放棄

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‎我忍不住一直想到

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‎就算我順利畢業

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‎他也看不到了

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‎你這麼做不是為了他或其他人
‎你這麼做是為了你

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‎和莉迪亞

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‎沒錯，她隨時會出生

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‎其實她今天早上出生了

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‎這是莉迪亞迪亞茲

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‎我的天

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‎她真的好漂亮

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‎她長得跟奧斯卡一樣

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‎但她永遠不會見到他

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‎對，她不會

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‎但她會見到她最喜歡的叔叔
‎而且叔叔有高中學歷，加油

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‎真是了不起

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‎超平庸

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‎你們有一整天可以想主題

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‎我累壞了

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‎不能所有事都我來，你們要參與

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‎我們又不是諾爾阿洛瑪那種創意工廠

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‎不准提我偶像的名字

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‎-現在走開
‎-什麼？

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‎你阻礙我的創意空間
‎我需要思考，現在走開

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‎-好
‎-另一個方向

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‎但再往前六戶就是我家

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‎今天不行

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‎（賈馬爾來電）

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‎嗨

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‎妳還能登入那個警察資料庫嗎？

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‎竟然不打招呼

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‎我沒時間客套

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‎我要拯救畢業舞會
‎而且有輛奇怪的車一直跟蹤我

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‎車牌？

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‎NBDH237

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‎紀錄有設權限，應該是某個混蛋
‎收買了機動車輛管理局的人

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‎或者

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‎或者？

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‎或者他不想讓人知道身分
‎因為他是可疑人士

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‎也許是寄匿名恐嚇信的人

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‎我以為謎團解開了，是奧斯卡寄的

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‎沒有證據，只是假設

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‎你知道假設怎麼樣嗎？很蠢

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‎也許是庫奇奧的手下，也許是先知幫

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‎也許是販毒集團

205
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,822
‎也許是未來的我想警告我我的事

206
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,448
‎什麼？不，以上都不是

207
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,874
‎對，妳說得對

208
00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:05,252
‎有無限可能
‎但我可不想待在這找到答案

209
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:08,711
‎刪除這通來電紀錄
‎他們才不知道妳跟我聊過，再見

210
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,952
‎遊戲開始了

211
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,543
‎第一個考上大學的人

212
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,210
‎我以妳為榮

213
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,630
‎阿姨，怎麼了？

214
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:58,009
‎貝多和他老公要搬去達拉斯

215
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,972
‎他獲得一份很好的工作

216
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,729
‎糟糕，我們都要離開妳了

217
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,308
‎我很抱歉，但沒事的
‎我們都會回來，我保證

218
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:12,605
‎孩子，貝多不會回來

219
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,070
‎他當然會，妳是他的媽媽

220
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,698
‎他不會回來，因為我要跟他一起去

221
00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,449
‎我要搬去達拉斯

222
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,254
‎但誰要照顧爸爸？

223
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:34,916
‎能晚點再打給妳嗎？

224
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,974
‎-可惡，我在不對的時機打給你
‎-有一點

225
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,758
‎奶奶又住院了，我剛到醫院

226
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:41,803
‎我很抱歉

227
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,256
‎我晚點再打給妳

228
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,310
‎茉莉？

229
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,770
‎-我不去柏克萊加大了
‎-學校撤回錄取通知嗎？

230
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:52,981
‎不是，我阿姨要搬到愚蠢的達拉斯
‎她剝奪了我的夢想

231
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,403
‎我得照顧我爸

232
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:55,822
‎我很遺憾

233
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,400
‎不管我對宇宙發射多少正面思考

234
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,606
‎宇宙就是不讓我贏

235
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,316
‎我不會讓妳輸的，我再打給妳

236
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:06,237
‎不用了，沒什麼好說的了

237
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,933
‎等等，妳為什麼打石膏？

238
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,471
‎因為你，記得你給我的啞鈴嗎？

239
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,675
‎我弄掉了一個

240
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,675
‎-抱歉我想讓妳變強壯
‎-你應該道歉

241
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,398
‎總之，他們本來要讓我出院
‎但他們說我腳趾有黴菌感染

242
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:38,440
‎所以他們要妳住院不是因為…

243
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,357
‎別的原因？

244
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,864
‎我沒事，我很快就會離開這裡
‎你要正面思考

245
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,118
‎妳該跟茉莉說

246
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,409
‎她發現她不能去讀柏克萊加大

247
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,703
‎她得照顧她爸

248
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,828
‎-你要為她做什麼？
‎-我不知道

249
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,455
‎考慮要和誰去畢業舞會
‎就讓我忙不過來了

250
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:58,711
‎幹嘛？

251
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:03,086
‎我覺得你的大腦缺氧了
‎不然你會知道該邀誰去舞會很明顯

252
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,005
‎茉莉

253
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,853
‎不，那不是好主意

254
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,429
‎我們只是朋友，我想要約會的對象

255
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,809
‎-你想要上床？
‎-對

256
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:17,864
‎所以才應該問茉莉
‎你已經知道她願意跟你上床

257
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:22,031
‎妳說的對，而且我們相處很愉快

258
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,703
‎我同意，我去禮品店買一朵玫瑰送她

259
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:29,701
‎我還以為你跟你爺爺一樣會撩妹

260
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,745
‎孩子，如果你爺爺

261
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,419
‎送我禮品店買的俗氣花朵

262
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,208
‎我會對花吐口水

263
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,842
‎然後對他吐口水，然後他會好好彌補

264
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:46,140
‎他總是知道該怎麼好好彌補

265
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,680
‎妳還好嗎？

266
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,598
‎很好

267
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,518
‎美好的回憶

268
00:14:56,478 --> 00:15:00,228
‎對那個美麗的皮納塔
‎你只剩下一次打擊機會

269
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,526
‎你已經打擊夠多次了，我都有聽到

270
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,611
‎所以問問自己

271
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,327
‎你是在角落暈頭轉向亂揮一通的小子

272
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,158
‎還是馬丁內斯家族的真男人

273
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,914
‎準備好釋放她的蜜糖？

274
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,791
‎我要釋放她的蜜糖

275
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,415
‎去找她吧

276
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:27,969
‎那是廁所

277
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,809
‎理查森校長要妳馬上去找他

278
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:36,773
‎-好
‎-去吧

279
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,647
‎好，各位先生女士

280
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,654
‎我們打斷這堂無聊的課

281
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:48,316
‎進行特別的簡報

282
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,075
‎獻給特別的人

283
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,697
‎（列舉扣除項目）

284
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,328
‎比起列舉扣除項目

285
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:01,415
‎德韋恩的原子薯條和經典扣領襯衫
‎我更喜歡什麼？

286
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,422
‎只有一個特別的東西

287
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:08,134
‎或者說一個特別的人

288
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,967
‎茉莉芙蘿絲

289
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,642
‎朋友，愛人

290
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:15,601
‎愛曬太陽，警局探索計畫學員

291
00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:18,023
‎最美味的漢堡

292
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:18,942
‎沒錯

293
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:22,229
‎這些都是妳，還有更多

294
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:24,904
‎妳是我的特調醬汁

295
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,284
‎我的辣奇多中的辣醬

296
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,991
‎5月15日

297
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,870
‎茉莉，妳願意跟我去畢業舞會嗎？

298
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:39,616
‎不願意

299
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,215
‎把我推出去

300
00:16:57,266 --> 00:17:00,136
‎這是史上最慘的高四生活

301
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,897
‎先是選學生會長落選，兩次

302
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,190
‎誰會輸兩次？

303
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,071
‎威廉詹寧斯布萊恩

304
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,571
‎那是反問句

305
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:13,026
‎然後我失去茉莉，我的尊嚴
‎應該也選不上畢業舞會國王

306
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,655
‎今年比2020年更糟

307
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:18,042
‎對，你是過得很辛苦

308
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,249
‎我看了你的影片，路比

309
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,752
‎拜託，不要再取笑我了

310
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,585
‎我是想問你想不想一起去畢業舞會

311
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,301
‎瑪格麗塔，我不需要妳的同情

312
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:35,175
‎老兄，你從高一就被瑪格麗塔吸引

313
00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,182
‎-現在你卻拒絕她？
‎-我不需要憐憫

314
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,234
‎她真的喜歡你，看看四周

315
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,477
‎不是只有她

316
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,439
‎大家都盯著你，兄弟

317
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,147
‎-那是因為我是個笑話
‎-好

318
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:56,487
‎大家都喜歡宮廷小丑
‎但沒人想跟他上床

319
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,035
‎沒錯，女士們

320
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:00,195
‎小丑床上也很厲害

321
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:04,205
‎帕可瑪企鵝泡泡？

322
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,875
‎我不知道那是什麼

323
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,550
‎我也不想知道

324
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,380
‎拜託別再打給我

325
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,721
‎電話行銷？

326
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,221
‎不是，是畢業舞會

327
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,851
‎-我女兒收到很多人邀請嗎？
‎-沒有，但路比是

328
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,482
‎-路比？
‎-對

329
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,148
‎聽說他是今年的大紅人
‎大家都想知道怎麼才能得到他

330
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,188
‎-那妳呢？
‎-他想得美

331
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,033
‎他不想約我，好險

332
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,189
‎我不是那個意思

333
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,486
‎-妳想跟誰一起去？
‎-沒人

334
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:38,696
‎不重要

335
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,905
‎就算我想去，我也不會去

336
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,246
‎-為什麼？
‎-沒人邀我

337
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,916
‎-所以呢？
‎-所以呢？

338
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:51,962
‎現在又不是1950年代

339
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,968
‎我不知道我竟然教出這麼羞怯的女兒

340
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,925
‎我到了，需要什麼？

341
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,936
‎我的腳趾黴菌感染很嚴重

342
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:08,438
‎奶奶，我愛妳和妳的黴菌
‎但我得趕快行動，快點

343
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:09,772
‎冷靜點，賈馬爾

344
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,397
‎賈馬爾不能冷靜

345
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:16,033
‎他要規劃畢業舞會，找到皇后
‎而且還有人跟蹤他

346
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,323
‎我很困惑

347
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:20,736
‎我也是，我不知道他們是誰
‎也不知道這是怎麼回事

348
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,583
‎好，快說，女人

349
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,161
‎妳要我拿什麼
‎不能請妳家人拿的東西？

350
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,117
‎藥

351
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,996
‎醫院沒有給妳藥嗎？

352
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,383
‎不是好的那種

353
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,800
‎幫我拿藏在床底下的

354
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,459
‎怎麼拿？我在外面

355
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,967
‎看粉紅色石頭下面

356
00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:37,338
‎我藏了一把鑰匙給米格爾來的時候用

357
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,546
‎-誰是米格爾？
‎-等等

358
00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:44,766
‎帕斯庫爾拿走了
‎就像他利用所有東西和所有人

359
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,560
‎你得從窗戶進去

360
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:47,943
‎什麼？妳茫了嗎？

361
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,480
‎還沒，所以你才要從窗戶爬進去

362
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:54,444
‎用大拇指和食指

363
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,856
‎推紗窗的上緣

364
00:19:56,945 --> 00:20:00,905
‎然後用右腳，慢慢把紗窗抬起來

365
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,491
‎但不要太慢

366
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,121
‎-卡住了
‎-你知道嗎？

367
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,537
‎從門進去就好

368
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,455
‎我沒有鎖

369
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,844
‎好，我進來了

370
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,137
‎終於

371
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,219
‎去床底下

372
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,102
‎移開我的漂亮拖鞋

373
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,430
‎找到了

374
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,645
‎-在有姓名縮寫的盒子裡對吧？
‎-別打開

375
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,809
‎-它被詛咒了
‎-那為什麼不丟掉？

376
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,898
‎因為如果把詛咒丟掉會更糟

377
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,947
‎看到我的軍隊背包了嗎？

378
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,989
‎找到了嗎？

379
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:46,285
‎應該吧

380
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,250
‎很好

381
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,790
‎我得掛了，他們要吸我的血

382
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,496
‎（她說謊）

383
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,022
‎終於

384
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,074
‎美麗的大麻

385
00:21:20,153 --> 00:21:21,493
‎有什麼想告訴我的嗎？

386
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,531
‎你膚質很好？

387
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,116
‎恐嚇信是妳寄的

388
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,825
‎-寄什麼？
‎-別跟我裝傻，女人

389
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,042
‎我在妳房間找到這些

390
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,706
‎-不是我的
‎-真的嗎？

391
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,751
‎因為收件人是妳

392
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:39,724
‎你知道有多少位瑪麗索馬丁內斯嗎？

393
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,096
‎好吧，那是我的願景板要用的

394
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,928
‎屁啦，妳從來沒參加過
‎我辦的願景板派對

395
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,226
‎我們以為恐嚇信可能是奧斯卡寄的

396
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,140
‎但原來是妳

397
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,023
‎為什麼？

398
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:00,938
‎說出來，不然我就灑出來

399
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,398
‎-不
‎-說

400
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,196
‎好啦，是我

401
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,004
‎為什麼？

402
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,038
‎我必須寄

403
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:16,879
‎我從你們還是小屁孩時就認識你們了

404
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,300
‎我看著你們一起長大，彼此相愛

405
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,208
‎然後你們卻不說話了

406
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,341
‎所以我想說如果我創造一個謎團

407
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,351
‎你們又會跟彼此說話

408
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,559
‎謎團？

409
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,219
‎那不是謎團

410
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,688
‎那是連環殺手會做的鳥事

411
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,979
‎但那讓你們又開始交談了

412
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,017
‎看吧？

413
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,229
‎我了解你

414
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,407
‎大麻對焦慮有用嗎？

415
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:50,241
‎沒什麼好焦慮的，你解開了謎團

416
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,657
‎那為什麼有車跟蹤我？

417
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,171
‎是庫奇奧的手下還是警察？

418
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,578
‎絕對不是警察，我跟他們談過了

419
00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,127
‎但庫奇奧的手下是另一回事

420
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,762
‎好的還是壞的一回事？

421
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:04,298
‎都不是，不是他們

422
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,763
‎如果是他們，他們早就殺了你

423
00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:10,564
‎意外地完全沒有安慰到我

424
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:12,968
‎你沒事

425
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:18,057
‎那只是你的自然反射
‎你總覺得看到什麼

426
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:20,106
‎但沒什麼好看的

427
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,570
‎都是你想像的

428
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,074
‎離氧氣這麼近抽大麻安全嗎？

429
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,197
‎不安全

430
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:34,155
‎請進

431
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,705
‎抱歉

432
00:23:40,877 --> 00:23:42,587
‎怎麼回事？

433
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,051
‎我不知道

434
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,171
‎看來女生就是…

435
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:47,338
‎喜歡“愛”

436
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,803
‎所有女孩，除了妳

437
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,429
‎-對不起，我不是這個意思
‎-路比，我也喜歡“愛”

438
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:58,103
‎你的畢業舞會邀約
‎是我遇過最甜蜜的事

439
00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,976
‎好，那請解釋為什麼要拒絕我的邀約

440
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,185
‎等等

441
00:24:06,361 --> 00:24:10,201
‎和你物理課同班的萊拉想知道
‎“你願意一起受到舞會引力吸引嗎？”

442
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,662
‎謝謝

443
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,325
‎萊拉很幽默

444
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,293
‎你覺得就好，我覺得很普通

445
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,633
‎-請不要掃我的興
‎-對不起

446
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,129
‎只是我現在情況很慘，我很生氣

447
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:27,422
‎我對宇宙很氣，我會是糟糕的女伴

448
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,837
‎我最不想做的就是毀了你的舞會

449
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,024
‎謝謝

450
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:40,564
‎茉莉，妳不用道歉

451
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,645
‎路比，我只是覺得我帶衰

452
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:43,821
‎妳沒有帶衰

453
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:46,319
‎那為什麼我遇到這麼多倒楣事？

454
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,531
‎也許不是宇宙的問題
‎也許是我的問題

455
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,992
‎不是那樣的

456
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:54,737
‎不，謝謝

457
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,119
‎是這樣，一個有智慧的人曾對我說過

458
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,462
‎好人也會遇到壞事

459
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,843
‎但照顧我爸不是壞事

460
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,761
‎-不是
‎-我得照顧他

461
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:11,889
‎我想照顧他，因為我最擅長照顧他

462
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,636
‎就像他曾經最會照顧我

463
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,011
‎妳很有智慧

464
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,643
‎我確實考上了柏克萊加大

465
00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,478
‎我夠聰明，知道我讀哪間並不重要

466
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,112
‎因為我不管去哪裡都會成功

467
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,319
‎已經開始了

468
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:26,478
‎沒錯

469
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:30,446
‎你願意跟我去舞會嗎？

470
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,499
‎真的嗎？就這樣？

471
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:48,714
‎重來

472
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:51,675
‎魯本馬丁內斯

473
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,391
‎你願意跟我去畢業舞會嗎？

474
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:57,431
‎有辣醬嗎？

475
00:25:58,014 --> 00:25:59,354
‎怎麼可能忘記

476
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,178
‎約定了

477
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:07,646
‎有人在嗎？

478
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:11,699
‎嗨

479
00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:13,449
‎嗨

480
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,656
‎我應該先打電話的，抱歉

481
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,711
‎-我走
‎-不，等等

482
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,923
‎這是要送妳的

483
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,548
‎我本來想給妳驚喜，所以…

484
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:30,875
‎驚喜

485
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,259
‎-為什麼要送我花？
‎-為了謝謝妳

486
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,512
‎我微積分考得超好

487
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,556
‎你可以畢業了？

488
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,389
‎我就知道

489
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:42,846
‎我就知道你做得到

490
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,515
‎沒錯，從一開始
‎妳就知道我能更有成就

491
00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:48,863
‎現在成真了

492
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:52,396
‎我是說，我上次對人生這麼期待…

493
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:54,952
‎從來沒有過

494
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,240
‎看你這麼開心讓我也很高興

495
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:07,326
‎妳還好嗎？

496
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,753
‎妳心跳好快

497
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,421
‎對，我很緊張

498
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,670
‎為什麼？

499
00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,892
‎因為我在想的事

500
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,312
‎妳在想什麼？

501
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:35,315
‎抱歉，我真是個呆子

502
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:40,703
‎我過來的路上很緊張
‎然後我看到你和花

503
00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:42,913
‎我的心都沉下去了

504
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:48,539
‎是這樣，我在想畢業舞會
‎想著我原本不想去

505
00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:51,835
‎但事實是我想去

506
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:54,091
‎我想去畢業舞會

507
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,052
‎我只是不想跟你以外的人去

508
00:27:57,634 --> 00:28:01,354
‎所以凱撒
‎你願意跟我去畢業舞會嗎？

509
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,348
‎對不起

510
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:12,271
‎我要跟薇洛去

511
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,072
‎她先問我了

512
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,832
‎妳好像說對了

513
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,575
‎我對那輛車反應過度

514
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:28,582
‎我也感覺不到我的腳

515
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:30,455
‎要的話你可以感覺我的

516
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,382
‎我沒有那麼茫好嗎？

517
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:34,250
‎我得尿尿

518
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,337
‎那我該走了

519
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:36,462
‎便盆

520
00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:38,972
‎在你頭上

521
00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:41,465
‎妳這女人

522
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:44,175
‎幹嘛不早說？

523
00:28:44,264 --> 00:28:47,434
‎我又不知道你是不是喜歡，抱歉

524
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,518
‎我很抱歉我寄的信嚇到你了

525
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,066
‎我還是你最愛的奶奶嗎？

526
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:01,662
‎對

527
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:04,735
‎永遠

528
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,446
‎我另外兩個奶奶都死了

529
00:30:24,572 --> 00:30:28,992
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