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‎賈馬爾

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‎-你為什麼裸體？
‎-天啊！我為什麼裸體？

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‎我不知道

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‎等等

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‎我們有上床嗎？

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‎什麼？沒有，噁心

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‎我喝得再醉都不可能跟你上床

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‎-什麼…
‎-凱撒呢？凱撒？

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‎我猜他不在，要是他在
‎我就不會裸體躺在他床上

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‎-什麼？
‎-有看到我的…任何衣服嗎？

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‎該死

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‎我得走了，我有三角函數考試

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‎（別忘了你見到小瑞奇！）

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‎等等，莫瑟，我有見到小瑞奇嗎？

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‎對，我們都見到他了

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‎我見到小瑞奇了

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‎但我不記得

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‎太好了，車子還在

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‎嘿，怎麼了？

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‎我不知道，路比

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‎什麼是上，什麼是下？

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‎天空是藍色的嗎？
‎我媽媽是最棒的媽媽嗎？

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‎菲瑞是複製人嗎？

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‎諾爾阿洛瑪會用衛生紙擦屁股嗎？

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‎還是他的下體會自動清潔？

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‎我不知道什麼是真的了
‎拜託告訴我昨晚發生了什麼事

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‎你不記得了？

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‎我記得的話幹嘛問？

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‎小瑞奇是怎樣的人？
‎他給人的感覺如何？

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‎他是溫暖還是有點恐怖的人？

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‎他覺得我們找到錢很厲害嗎？

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‎還是因為我們弄丟了錢生氣？

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‎我不知道，沒提到這件事

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‎他穿什麼？我想像他穿休閒運動風

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‎賈馬爾，你竟然在擔心運動褲

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‎有更重要的事情要擔心

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‎奶奶得了癌症

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‎她什麼時候告訴你的？

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‎她沒有

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‎是你說的

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‎昨晚

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‎該死

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‎沒關係，至少現在我知道了

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‎對不起

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‎奶奶知道你知道
‎而且我知道你知道嗎？

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‎-認真？
‎-抱歉，你說的對

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‎我沒看到大局，我們見到小瑞奇了

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‎你不記得昨晚的任何事對不對？

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‎-你還記得什麼？
‎-這個嘛

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‎我們在海灘上

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‎哇嗚，有夠烈

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‎對了，我遇見了小瑞奇

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‎-對不起
‎-什麼？

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‎再說一次？

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‎你見過小瑞奇？

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‎什麼？什麼時候？

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‎怎麼見到的？哪裡？他在哪裡？

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‎-貝克斯菲
‎-他在那裡多久了？

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‎不要再問了

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‎我們現在就去貝克斯菲

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‎我不能開車去貝克斯菲
‎我只有學習駕照

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‎而且我還喝了酒

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‎我可以開車

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‎不，你沒有保險

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‎俗話說得好

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‎門都打開了，不如放羊出來

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‎等等

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‎羊

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‎我知道誰能載我們去

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‎-當我說“小”，你說“瑞奇”，小
‎-瑞奇

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‎小

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‎好

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‎當我說“小”，你說“瑞奇”，小

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‎小

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‎瑞奇

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‎我好興奮

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‎我好緊張，興奮！但又緊張
‎我需要馬上吃點心

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‎喂，別吃那個

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‎那是我焦慮時吃的

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‎如果這對你的胃口，那我也能接受

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‎噢

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‎這些軟糖味道怪怪的

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‎是大麻

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‎靠邊停車

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‎我想下車

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‎你好嗎？我是瑞奇

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‎你一定是賈馬爾

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‎賈馬爾？

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‎賈馬爾，我得掛了，我有插撥

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‎待會見

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‎等等

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‎可惡

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‎奶奶？

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‎我的車怎麼樣？

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‎妳的癌症怎麼樣？

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‎可惡，賈馬爾

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‎我得了癌症又怎樣，我又不會死

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‎我是說，總有一天會死，但不是今天

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‎還有誰知道？

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‎除了賈馬爾之外，只有你父親

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‎還有哈妮，雙胞胎

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‎-馬里奧，冰淇淋攤老闆…
‎-妳應該跟我說

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‎我不想讓你擔心

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‎再說了，我感覺很好

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‎但是我感覺不好

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‎我不喜歡大家都對我隱瞞

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‎只為了保護我

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‎我不需要保護

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‎我需要大家對我誠實

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‎賈馬爾和茉莉
‎連他們是朋友都不敢承認

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‎而你爸媽沒有告訴你
‎醫藥費帳單不是你的

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‎那是我的

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‎等等，什麼？

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‎孫子啊，你這幾年過得很辛苦

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‎不需要再多一件害怕的事

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‎我受夠了大家小心翼翼地對待我

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‎我已經不是小孩子了

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‎我什麼人、什麼事都不怕

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‎好吧

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‎打開手套箱

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‎我要找什麼？

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‎為什麼有一封收件人是我的信？

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‎打開

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‎這是大事

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‎妳在說什麼？

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‎凱撒和我復合？妳從哪聽來的？

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‎賤貨自己說的，我說賤貨是指凱撒

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‎他跟妳說的？真奇怪

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‎他沒跟我說，他傳簡訊給我

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‎他應該想讓他的女人的最好朋友
‎知道最新消息

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‎因為他用簡訊跟薇洛分手了

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‎有證據有真相，妳看

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‎以第一次私訊來說內容有點私密

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‎但我得說我喜歡他這麼有效率

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‎這些簡訊寫得很好

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‎他很委婉地和她分手
‎而且還用了標點符號？

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‎好喔，升級版凱撒

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‎糟糕，“我還愛著莫瑟”

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‎驚嘆號

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‎糟糕，她對凱撒已讀不回

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‎很無情吧？我就是這麼說的
‎但後來他對我已讀不回

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‎不，這樣不對

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‎連點個讚都沒有，這是舊凱撒的作風

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‎嚴格來說，我是小三，雖然我先到的

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‎糟糕

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‎我得去看看她的情況

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‎不需要，用猜的就好

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‎-應該要這樣做，走吧
‎-不要

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‎薇洛，對不起

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‎我不知道凱撒會甩掉妳

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‎真的嗎？妳不知道嗎？

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‎幫我拿一下

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‎我們不應該上床
‎但我以為只會發生那一次

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‎-雖然那不是藉口
‎-莫瑟

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‎我不知道我和凱撒的關係會繼續發展

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‎原來如此，妳什麼都不知道

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‎-莫瑟？
‎-現在沒空

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‎凱撒不能控制他的感受

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‎比起繼續誤導妳
‎他現在告訴妳真相比較好

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‎相信我，我很清楚妳的處境

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‎妳知道這是什麼感覺嗎？
‎那讓我感覺好多了

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‎社會想讓女人互相攻擊

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‎他們想讓妳恨我，但我不恨妳

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‎很高興知道

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‎很高興我們能談談

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‎我也是

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‎-莫瑟，折頸，烏龜騎坐，脛骨絞
‎-什麼？

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‎我得承認

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‎項鍊讓這個打扮完整
‎但你為什麼那麼討厭袖子？

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‎我的腋下需要隱私，這哪裡舒服？

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‎如果你要抱怨，就不該跟我借衣服

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‎-我不只借了這些
‎-喂

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‎你穿我內褲嗎？

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‎沒有，你的太小了

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‎我沒穿內褲

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‎那個…

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‎昨晚

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‎我沒有在小瑞奇面前

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‎做蠢事或是出糗吧？

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‎你好像說了一堆喪屍末日的事

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‎不是，我是指丟臉的事

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‎他對我說的第一句話是什麼？

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‎嗨？

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‎或是他在問你是不是茫了

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‎-喔
‎-我不知道

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‎我在處理一些鬧劇

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‎我也喝得很醉

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‎天啊

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‎看吧，這就是青少年不該喝酒的原因

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‎有任何人清醒嗎？

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‎我得走了

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‎-再見
‎-噢，她們打起來了

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‎-女生打架
‎-薇洛一定會揍爆她

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‎來啊

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‎交棒給我

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‎我可以打爆她

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‎這不是妳的事

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‎-妳的事就是我的事
‎-今天不行，但我很感激

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‎我也很感激妳

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‎站起來出拳

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‎把她弄倒再打她

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‎停躺滾

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‎我沒有著火

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‎別這樣，住手！放開

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‎住手

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‎分開

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‎五秒後還站在這裡的人
‎全部留校察看

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‎動起來

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‎妳和你

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‎現在去校長室

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‎（1點55分 賈馬爾：盡快打給我！）

213
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,103
‎（1點56分 賈馬爾：
‎盡快的意思是現在！）

214
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:06,106
‎要在進去前先回簡訊嗎？

215
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,363
‎不用

216
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:34,176
‎也許那不是好主意

217
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:37,888
‎我只是想談談，是她先動粗

218
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,140
‎好喔

219
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,181
‎等等，你在生我的氣嗎？

220
00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,595
‎我知道你只是想誠實以對

221
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:47,154
‎但用簡訊告訴女友我們要復合前
‎也許應該先通知我

222
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,019
‎雖然我不是不高興啦

223
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,317
‎而且她終究會發現，因為老實說…

224
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,321
‎莫瑟，我沒有傳簡訊給薇洛

225
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:56,776
‎是妳傳的

226
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,740
‎為什麼我濕了？

227
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,374
‎喂，你尿褲子了，得換掉

228
00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:08,082
‎換掉？我以為你喜歡這樣的我

229
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,593
‎好噁，天啊

230
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:21,556
‎薇洛，如果不讓我說話
‎那就別打給我，我可以說話了嗎？

231
00:11:24,558 --> 00:11:26,598
‎我受夠了，我受不了了

232
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,481
‎不會有事的

233
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:33,941
‎凱撒！幫個忙好嗎？賈馬爾又尿尿了

234
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,646
‎真是的

235
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,290
‎糟糕

236
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,708
‎對，她今天早上甩了我

237
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,797
‎真的很抱歉

238
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,592
‎我只是想幫你解決你的問題

239
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,086
‎不，莫瑟

240
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,763
‎問題就是妳

241
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,520
‎奇沃，帶我去找你表哥

242
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,436
‎好

243
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,031
‎我是說真的

244
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,570
‎不管昨晚發生了什麼事，我們得重來

245
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,534
‎因為我太茫，什麼都不記得
‎那是你害的

246
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,025
‎因為你給我有大麻的點心

247
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,407
‎我沒有，是你擅自拿去吃

248
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:28,414
‎什麼？別扯到我身上

249
00:12:28,497 --> 00:12:31,497
‎我為你做了那麼多

250
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,504
‎你為我做了什麼？

251
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,672
‎只有我能問問題

252
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,178
‎你的鑰匙呢？

253
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,891
‎因為我們要去見小瑞奇了，現在就去

254
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:49,774
‎好吧

255
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,531
‎這不是大麻，對吧？

256
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,859
‎不是，這是葡萄柚口味

257
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,030
‎你知道

258
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,538
‎這樣應該最好

259
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,667
‎這樣真正的小瑞奇就不會讓我失望

260
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,040
‎永遠不要見你的英雄，對吧？

261
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,969
‎像是有次我在德韋恩燒烤工作

262
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,838
‎一個有名的歌手進來餐廳

263
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,837
‎什麼都沒買

264
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,388
‎把廁所搞得超臭

265
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,642
‎然後就閃人了

266
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,644
‎超級臭，我們那天必須關店

267
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,767
‎是蕾哈娜嗎？

268
00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:33,813
‎什麼？

269
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,480
‎-不是
‎-夏奇拉？

270
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,235
‎為什麼要一直提完美的女人？
‎我又沒說性別

271
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,109
‎別告訴我是查寧塔圖

272
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,276
‎他根本不是歌手

273
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,985
‎-他可以是
‎-別再猜了

274
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,275
‎我的重點是

275
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:51,158
‎你表哥一定是有口臭和背痘的廢物

276
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,577
‎雖然那樣不是他的錯
‎因為那些都是健康問題

277
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,206
‎但他咀嚼時一定不閉嘴巴

278
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,168
‎而且我敢說小瑞奇的“小”不是反諷

279
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,545
‎他應該超級矮

280
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,131
‎他應該不會回收

281
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:04,047
‎我會回收

282
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,008
‎小瑞奇

283
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,678
‎該死

284
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,652
‎你要說些什麼嗎？

285
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:22,824
‎要

286
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,616
‎真是的，算了

287
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,526
‎坐下

288
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,252
‎拜託

289
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:44,762
‎在來的路上

290
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,220
‎我清楚知道自己想說什麼

291
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,259
‎但現在

292
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,017
‎我的腦袋一片空白

293
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,690
‎我知道你滿18歲後
‎會從少年觀護所移到其他地方

294
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,605
‎我只是想在太遲之前和你談談

295
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,698
‎因為我知道若我沒和你談

296
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,486
‎這會是我永遠的心結

297
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,712
‎我生命中的所有人都小心翼翼對待我

298
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,459
‎都是因為你做的那件事

299
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,548
‎他們認為我活在恐懼中

300
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:26,879
‎直到現在

301
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,472
‎我不確定他們是不是對的

302
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,559
‎也許是

303
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:35,935
‎但現在我來到這裡

304
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,098
‎看著你

305
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,113
‎我發現

306
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:42,902
‎你那時只是個小孩

307
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,900
‎犯錯的小孩

308
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,316
‎你對我沒有影響力

309
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:53,913
‎不再有了

310
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:02,884
‎好

311
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,916
‎我只是想說這個

312
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,295
‎你以為我想要那種影響力？

313
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,595
‎我根本不想這樣

314
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,685
‎這都不是我決定的

315
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,865
‎-你會耍雙節棍嗎？
‎-不會

316
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,579
‎-手裏劍？長棍？
‎-不會

317
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,449
‎真的嗎？可惡

318
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,793
‎你用哪個網站看新聞？

319
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:38,751
‎報紙

320
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:39,831
‎好

321
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,785
‎如果你被困在荒島，只能帶一樣東西
‎你會帶什麼？

322
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,457
‎-一艘船
‎-不能帶船

323
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,086
‎抱歉，這是選擇題嗎？

324
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,842
‎-可以是，柯蘭妮還是麗珠？
‎-我不知道你在說什麼

325
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,096
‎拜託，給你一題簡單的

326
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,558
‎輕輕鬆鬆，你的號碼是？

327
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,469
‎女人的數量嗎？

328
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,017
‎噢！你的電話號碼啦

329
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,981
‎聽著，賈馬爾
‎我們已經搞了將近兩個小時

330
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:03,562
‎你還有多少問題？

331
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,317
‎我看看喔

332
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,647
‎我會問快一點

333
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,029
‎我來

334
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:15,454
‎應該跳過食物過敏還是血型的部分？

335
00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:16,954
‎不，那題很重要

336
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,366
‎好，這個保留

337
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,124
‎你們怎麼來了？我沒有請求支援

338
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,746
‎別臭美了，我們是來見小瑞奇的

339
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,424
‎但你們見過啦，昨晚

340
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,092
‎對，用手機視訊

341
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,131
‎我們約定好放學後見面

342
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,684
‎沒人想到要通知我嗎？

343
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,389
‎-賈馬爾，我們有
‎-對

344
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,759
‎看你的谷歌行事曆，我們寄了邀請

345
00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:40,847
‎你應該打開通知，在設定底下

346
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,274
‎好，別再閒聊了，我們來聊正事吧

347
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,739
‎你們在菲利瑞吉過得如何？

348
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,322
‎-要我先說嗎？
‎-不

349
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,865
‎路比呢？

350
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:11,169
‎我上次喝仙人掌汽水好像是12歲時

351
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,142
‎好像是在你的生日派對上喝的

352
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,311
‎對

353
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,141
‎你有來

354
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:25,767
‎我記得，因為你送我那件交換會上
‎拿到的超假柯比布萊恩球衣

355
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,524
‎球衣上名字少一個字母

356
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,937
‎只有那件或是魔術強森的假球衣

357
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,294
‎我得走了

358
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,615
‎我得去某個地方

359
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,252
‎能待到我喝完嗎？

360
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,127
‎我只能在這裡喝

361
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:59,300
‎我查了你會被移送到北加州的哪裡

362
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,348
‎那裡離這邊車程八小時

363
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,095
‎你媽有辦法去探望你嗎？

364
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,556
‎你是說她會開始來探望我嗎？

365
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,278
‎不，沒事

366
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:14,819
‎她有很多事很忙

367
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:17,276
‎我懂

368
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,953
‎你們得收尾了

369
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:43,770
‎嘿

370
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,600
‎我知道這樣說可能有點怪，但…

371
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,568
‎我能為你做些什麼嗎？

372
00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,855
‎能讓我永遠不要18歲嗎？

373
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:12,997
‎基本上就是這樣

374
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,471
‎溜冰世界的錢的整個過程

375
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,342
‎哇

376
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,506
‎所以庫奇奧死了

377
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:22,425
‎對

378
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,425
‎而你弄懂了地圖的意思

379
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,354
‎怎麼辦到的？

380
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,265
‎你的童謠

381
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,391
‎我的饒舌？

382
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,858
‎你竟然聽了那些，天啊

383
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,899
‎沒有那麼糟

384
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,692
‎-不要說謊
‎-很糟

385
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,986
‎你是史上最爛的饒舌歌手

386
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,490
‎但那是傳奇小瑞奇的一部分

387
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:42,914
‎傳奇

388
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,162
‎我不是傳奇

389
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,504
‎我只是個偷了錢然後埋在地下的人

390
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,251
‎我以為那是做好事，但…

391
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,173
‎騙誰呢？

392
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,036
‎我當時很自私

393
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,459
‎而且那讓我失去了最好的朋友

394
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:02,764
‎但你們幫助凱撒的方式，那才是傳奇

395
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,721
‎你們一起渡過了難關

396
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,096
‎有嗎？

397
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:10,729
‎我是說，我們整整兩年沒和彼此說話

398
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,191
‎-而且我們把錢弄丟了
‎-也許那是好事

399
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,562
‎因為它被詛咒了

400
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:15,978
‎也許吧

401
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,276
‎我不知道

402
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,740
‎但我知道這才是真正的寶藏

403
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,579
‎沒有人比一開始就挺你的朋友更重要

404
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,699
‎那些你還在摸索時就挺你的朋友

405
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,294
‎我只剩下一位這樣的好友

406
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,379
‎對不起我過了這麼久才出現，朋友

407
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,511
‎我知道你一直都在保護我

408
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,089
‎而且一直有人陪伴我

409
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,221
‎我們有好多錯過的時光要彌補

410
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,483
‎沒關係，哭吧

411
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:55,556
‎我沒有哭

412
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,982
‎蓋瑞在切洋蔥

413
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:02,782
‎誰準備好開動了？

414
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,910
‎很高興見到你們

415
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,041
‎好好把握彼此

416
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:09,999
‎但是…

417
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,078
‎不要裸體

418
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,582
‎你跟他說了？

419
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:14,915
‎跟他說什麼？

420
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,669
‎說我們做了，抱歉，凱撒

421
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,883
‎不對，我們沒有上床

422
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:22,173
‎等一下，你以為你跟莫瑟上床了？

423
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,177
‎是因為你最近對她有感覺嗎？

424
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:25,089
‎-什麼？
‎-什麼？

425
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,677
‎我的雞雞在逆行

426
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,683
‎-我是說金星，金星在逆行
‎-別碰我

427
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,808
‎糟糕，我忘了跟小瑞奇合照

428
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,063
‎路比，跟我來

429
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,694
‎用人像模式，記住三分法則

430
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,572
‎抱歉我今天為你惹出大麻煩

431
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,443
‎不，我才對不起

432
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,275
‎莫瑟

433
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:45,776
‎問題是我

434
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,414
‎我對薇洛做的事不對

435
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:50,619
‎不是妳的錯

436
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,703
‎我們兩個都有責任

437
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,873
‎也許我應該單身一陣子

438
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,344
‎讓我們能做朋友，對吧？

439
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,301
‎對

440
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,181
‎對，也許這樣最好

441
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:10,934
‎接下來要做什麼？

442
00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:12,972
‎不知道

443
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,600
‎但我們要一起做

444
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:33,720
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