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[patriotic music playing]

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Oh! Hi there. [chuckles

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Jamal Turner here,
or "Toxic Turner" to my detractors.

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But sometimes,

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you have to be toxic
to rid our campus of poison.

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That's what leaders do.

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Has this leader ever said,
"Bitches be bonkers"? [chuckles]

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Hell yeah, 'cause we can all be bitches.

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[camera clicking]

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Even I have been a bitch at times.

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And I am bonkers
about improving our school!

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[ethereal tinkling]

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[in Spanish] It is possible.

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Because at the end of the day,

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a strong Freeridge High is a united one.

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Let me get that for you,
Principal Richardson.

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[music stops]

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[crow cawing]

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[patriotic music resumes] So please,
today, don't forget to vote.

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Because you know who doesn't vote?

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Bitches.

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Bitches.

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[popping]

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See? It's not so bad.
We beat him into submission.

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No.

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We're slinging mud,
and he's using it to make a mud mask.

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His skin is glowing.

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What? I don't see no shine.

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He's taking the high road,
which is exactly what I wanted to do,

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but instead,
I'm the troll under the bridge.

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A bully. An asshole. Thanks to you.

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Me?

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I told you not to release
the Toxic Turner spot.

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As your campaign manager,
I have to make the hard calls.

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-That is what you hired me for.
-I didn't hire you!

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I also did that for you.

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And… this.

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-What is it?
-Our nuclear option for the debate.

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No.

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I'm sticking to the issues.

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-And swag.
-No. Tsk. [sighs]

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No swag. I thought about it.
It just makes you look desperate.

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That's bullshit.

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People open bank accounts
for free T-shirts.

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[gasps] Speaking of which…

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Hey.

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What have we learned?

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You're not a puppet.

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Good.

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[bike bell ringing]

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-Hey.
-Oh shit, man.

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You got orange slices in that mom-mobile?

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Shit. Thought I was getting rolled up on
by some kids.

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[Oscar chuckles]

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Look, man.
I shouldn't be here, so let's go. Talk.

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Look.

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I get that you're salty.

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Out of sight, out of mind.
You're not even a thing.

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This was a bad idea.

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They found her.

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[tense music playing]

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[Sad Eyez] Cuchillos?

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They don't know who she is yet,

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but when they do,
you know what's gonna happen.

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I need you to look out for my brother.

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Why? He's been handling his own.

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Really? By not telling you?

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-[scoffs] He knows.
-He never said shit to me.

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'Cause he doesn't understand
the way things work.

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He has no idea what's coming.
The shit that's about to pop off.

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And he's not the only one it can land on.

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[scoffs]

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I got you, man.

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[Principal Richardson] Well,
this is a very unusual situation.

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We'll use this debate
as a teaching moment,

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so thank you to our
AP Government teachers.

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All right?

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Just me? Okay.

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No one's here. I can't believe no one
cares about the future of our school.

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They do. They just also really wanna watch
Hal Olofsson do magic in the gym.

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This is a waste of time.

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You don't know that.
These could be pivotal swing voters.

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Please welcome candidate Ruben Martinez.

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-[Principal Richardson clapping]
-Just in case.

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Whoo-whoo! Ruby!
Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ruby! Ru--

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Now, please welcome
candidate Jamal Turner.

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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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♪ Hey! ♪

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[students cheering]

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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Fellow Quakes, Jamal's got you.

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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪

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[cheering continues]

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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♪ Jamal for President ♪

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[chuckles] All right. Settle down.

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Candidates, what is the biggest issue
facing students today?

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[students murmuring]

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School safety.

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We need more security guards
and crosswalks.

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'Cause people can't see you
over their dashboards?

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[Jaxon laughing] 'Cause you're little!

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-[students laughing]
-And we need a dress code.

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So no one is targeted
for wearing the wrong colors.

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Dress code? Coming from the guy
whose girlfriend dresses him.

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Whipped!

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For the record, people,
he picked out his shirt today.

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I wanted to go with the green
to highlight his eyes.

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And we need new textbooks

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to reflect the true history
of our country.

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Books.

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More homework. Hmm?

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Some of us have other things
and people to do.

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-[Jaxon] Sex!
-[students laughing]

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-Come on, man. Play fair.
-Fine!

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[Jamal] Let's talk about performance.

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Yes, please.

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Or lack thereof.

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Freeridge needs someone
who can stand up for them,

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someone who can come through in a clutch,

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someone who won't go soft
in the heat of the moment.

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How's he gonna satisfy y'all

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when he had to bring in another girl
to satisfy his own girlfriend?

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[students booing]

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Who has a threesome and can't get some?

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[students booing, laughing]

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I'm done.

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I concede.

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Wait, seriously?
You're not even gonna wait for the vote?

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No. You got this in the bag.

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You took my votes and my dignity.

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Congrats.

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What happened to you?

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We could've used this.

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[ethereal music playing]

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There's still time to undo this.

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We can look into election rigging.
Or…or… Russian bots.

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No, it's done.

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And I bet those gift certificates
are a campaign violation.

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[phone chimes]

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[Ruby sighs]

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-[sighs]
-What is it?

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It's my tía Lupe. She's gotta leave early.

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I gotta watch my dad…

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-Oh, then you should go home.
-And leave you at your lowest point?

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It's low, but it's not rock bottom.

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Ay, baby, your ex-BFF
just shattered your dreams

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and used those shards
to stab you in the back,

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leaving you to emotionally bleed out.

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How is that not rock bottom?

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-Well, when you put it that way…
-[sighs]

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Which is why I need to stay here
and help you process the fact

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that he murdered you out there.

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Okay, that's a little extreme.

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So was what Jamal did.

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Let me call my cousin Beto
to watch my dad.

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You really don't have to.

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Yes, I do.

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Baby, you may not be at rock bottom now,

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pero you're on your way.

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That's what I was afraid of.

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[sad music playing]

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I was too harsh.

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Or was I too harsh?

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You know, maybe I'm being
too hard on myself.

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Or not hard enough.

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Maybe we shouldn't be doing this
while I'm the only one talking.

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Let's talk.

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You know, like, get to know each other

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'cause I don't know anything about you,
and I wanna know you.

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Mmm.

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-I wanna understand who you are, Ashley.
-Aaliyah.

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-Oh my God.
-[Aaliyah sighs annoyingly]

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Aaliyah.
See, this is what I'm talking about.

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-I don't even know your name.
-[scoffs]

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I used to have deep,
meaningful relationships.

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And now I can't think of one relationship
where I feel understood or connected.

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We were connected a little while ago,
but you asked me to stop.

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I feel like everything in my life
is shallow and superficial.

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Like I'm not tethered to anything.

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Like my life is just
a series of meaningless encounters.

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-You ever feel like that?
-[Aaliyah] Yes!

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[gasps] I just hit 10K on TikTok!

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♪ Down, down, drop it low ♪

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♪ Movin' fast like a torpedo ♪

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Do you mind giving me a ride?

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Not at all.

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Oh! No, not like that.

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-Oh.
-Like in your car.

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-Okay.
-Yeah.

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[Ruby] I've never had a problem
putting him in his place before.

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But I was in the fog of war
after the debate.

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He attacked, and I retreated.

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Baby, you gotta stop beating yourself up.

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I'm not beating myself up anymore.

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I'm gonna be beating him up! And down!

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And sideways!

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'Cause when I see him, oh, it's on.

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Oh, you go, baby! You kick his ass!

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Verbally.
I'm talking verbal assault, not physical.

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Of course. I'd kick his ass,
but you'd probably lose.

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-So yeah, stick with the verbal.
-Okay, not helpful, but here it goes.

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First of all, Jamal,
short jokes are low-hanging fruit.

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Yeah, 'cause even if it's true,
it's a cheap joke.

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And, Jamal, Toxic Turner
is not a compliment

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but rather a commentary on how
you've been acting for the last two years.

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Agreed, but I will say
it was a clever spin on his part.

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How the hell did he find out about
this threesome?

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Uh… that girl doesn't even go
to our school.

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If I didn't say something
and you didn't say something…

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I may have said something.

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-To Jamal?
-No, not Jamal!

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But I had to tell someone.
It was eating away at me.

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Oh, like I loved harboring a dark secret?

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So maybe we should talk about it.

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No, I don't wanna talk about it.

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Now or ever.

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You sure? You seem really defeated.

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I'm good.

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And you should go.

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-What?
-Ugh!

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Wow.

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Nothing's changed.

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Except for you, asshole.

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Well, good to see you too.

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[scoffs] So… uh… Ruby, I'm having a…

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I'm having a victory party later.
I just wanted to extend an invite.

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Why would we go?

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To celebrate your two-week dream
of being president?

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Whatever. I was trying to be nice.

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Jas, can I speak to Jamal?

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You don't tell people you're being nice.
You just are. And you aren't.

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For the record,
Ruby would rather jerk off with sandpaper

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than go to your lame-ass party.

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Ugh! Uh… Ruby, when can we talk?

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He doesn't wanna talk to you.

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You may be fooling everyone else,
but we know who you are.

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Which includes being
a pathetic public debater

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'cause short jokes, while funny,
are low-hanging fruit.

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Toxic Turner is apropos
to how you've been acting.

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So go to your party, chug your beers,
and slap each other's dicks, ya dick.

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Okay, fine! Don't come to my party.

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You're welcome.

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I know. I verbally gummi-beared his ass.

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One, I don't know what that means,
and two, you're talking for me again.

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I didn't get
to say anything I wanted to say.

251
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:03,012
But I said it for you.

252
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,387
It's not the same thing.

253
00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,064
But he didn't even apologize.
He just invited you to a party.

254
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:12,024
I know, which is why I need to go
to that party and demand my apology.

255
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,476
-Fine, we can go.
-No!

256
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,316
I don't need your permission.

257
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,651
I'm going solo.

258
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,663
[door closes]

259
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,079
In a couple hours. When it's dark out.

260
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,253
'Cause that's when parties usually start.

261
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:34,884
[gasps]

262
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,632
Isn't this adorable?

263
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:37,844
It is adorable,

264
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,259
and I have no idea what it is.

265
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:41,761
A blanket.

266
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,474
To swaddle her
[in Spanish] like a little tortilla.

267
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,555
[in Spanish] Like a little burrito.

268
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,347
Are we really gonna
dress our kid up like a burrito?

269
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,313
A little on-the-head, no?

270
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,016
Why not um… a sushi roll?

271
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,566
-Or a gyro?
-[gasps]

272
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,986
-What? What?
-Oh my God! Oh my God!

273
00:12:59,028 --> 00:12:59,988
She just kicked.

274
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,994
-[Isabel exhales]
-[sighs]

275
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,917
♪ Mama wants to dress you like a burrito ♪

276
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,328
[Oscar chuckles]

277
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,876
♪ But why can't you be a shishito? ♪

278
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,010
-[glass shattering]
-[Isabel gasps]

279
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,928
-[indistinct shouting]
-[Oscar breathing heavily]

280
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:23,588
Get the hell away from the window!
Get down!

281
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:26,847
-[banging]
-Stay here until I come back, okay?

282
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,851
[Oscar continues breathing heavily]

283
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,937
What the hell do you think you're doing?

284
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:40,901
Hey, you didn't think I'd find out?

285
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:45,696
You don't think I can handle my own shit?
That I don't know what I'm doing?

286
00:13:45,783 --> 00:13:47,033
That's not what I said.

287
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:51,247
No, what you said is
that I don't know how shit works.

288
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,577
[Cesar] That I don't see what's coming.

289
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,881
Let me ask you something,
[in Spanish] damn clown.

290
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,005
You see this coming?

291
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,510
It's time to mind your own business.
Good luck in Portland.

292
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,135
Cesar…

293
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,100
this isn't who you are.

294
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,175
You don't know who I am.

295
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,351
You're no longer a Santo.

296
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,856
This isn't your world anymore.

297
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:17,862
Yeah.

298
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,398
I'm getting that message loud and clear.

299
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,821
Step off.

300
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,277
You heard me.

301
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,325
Step… off.

302
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,457
Is that a threat?

303
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:35,877
No.

304
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,040
It's a warning.

305
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,378
Next time,

306
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:42,840
it won't be the car.

307
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,429
[indistinct Spanish chattering]

308
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,386
[upbeat music playing]

309
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:57,395
[crowd chanting] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

310
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,189
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug…

311
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,193
♪ Ain't nobody party like we do ♪

312
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:03,992
♪ Way more wavy like a Sea Doo ♪

313
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:04,899
♪ Boy ♪

314
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,277
♪ Engine in the trunk
The roof see through ♪

315
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,454
♪ If you in the place, we don't see you ♪

316
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,373
♪ Boy ♪

317
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,121
♪ Ain't nobody party like we do ♪

318
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,872
[Jaxon] This is lame.

319
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,964
Right? Are you feelin' it?

320
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:20,375
-Totally.
-So lame, like… what's the point?

321
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,671
The point is
lame beer still gets you drunk.

322
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,877
I gotta give it up to ya.

323
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:28,005
First MVP, now class president.

324
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,217
Proud to call you my best friend.

325
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:31,724
-Really?
-[Jaxon] Yeah, man.

326
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,345
I would do anything for you.

327
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,636
Yeah? You would take a bullet for me?

328
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,478
Hell yeah.

329
00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,652
Why?

330
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,360
'Cause you're my bro, man.

331
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,440
The closest thing I have to a brother.

332
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,565
And I have two.

333
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,402
-Would you ever kill someone for me?
-Lock-and-load.

334
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,698
-Tsk.
-Let's do this.

335
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,281
You would really do that?

336
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,118
No. [snickers]

337
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,661
[exhales deeply] Wow.
This is a really deep conversation.

338
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:58,371
It is?

339
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,883
-I feel like I really know you.
-What's my middle name?

340
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,714
That is a trick question.

341
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,295
You don't have one.

342
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,888
Hey, man. Where you going?

343
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,849
I gotta apologize to my friend.

344
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,893
No, you don't, man. We're cool.

345
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,977
You may be cool, but I'm not.

346
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,860
And by the way, it's Terry.

347
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,696
Excuse me. Sorry.

348
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,568
♪ Ain't nobody party like we do ♪

349
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,027
♪ Way more wavy like a Sea Doo ♪

350
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,577
♪ Engine in the trunk… ♪

351
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,790
-What are you doing here?
-I'm celebrating.

352
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,211
But you're a never-Jamaler.

353
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:43,459
I'm celebrating… free drinks.

354
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,756
-Wait, what you doing here?
-Have you seen Jamal?

355
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,469
♪ Ain't nobody party like we do ♪

356
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,759
♪ Boy ♪

357
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,882
[Ruby sighs]

358
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,976
[Dwayne] Hey! Nobody in the house.

359
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:01,733
Ruby.

360
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,983
Been way too long. How are you?

361
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,526
I'm, uh… you know, good?

362
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,281
Never thought I'd see you here
after the election.

363
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,163
-I never thought I'd be here.
-Hmm.

364
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,410
But… uh… [gulps]

365
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:19,082
I need to tell your son…
how much of an asshole he is.

366
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,332
[sighs]

367
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,673
Please. And while you're at it,
check his friends too.

368
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,045
-Oh, you mean his hype squad?
-No, more like his shit squad.

369
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,143
Why do these kids feel the need
to treat my bathroom like a Home Depot?

370
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,140
And the size of the poop.

371
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,978
My God, it's like a fiber fest.

372
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,899
If it was you or Cesar or Monse,
I wouldn't give a shit. Pun not intended.

373
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,478
But they give so many shits.
I can't help but give one.

374
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,824
-No respect.
-You can say that again.

375
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,610
And if I get called "bro" or "bruh"
or "brother man" one more time,

376
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:52,695
I'm gonna lose it.

377
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,487
I am a grown-ass man.

378
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,203
You know, I have other interests
besides football.

379
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:03,418
-How 'bout asking me about The Bachelor?
-Oh! Sounds therapeutic.

380
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,789
You have no idea.

381
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:11,376
I mean, his new friends are annoying,
rude-ass toilet terrorists.

382
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,548
I miss my weird kid.

383
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,926
And I bet I'm not the only one.

384
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,022
Now go.

385
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,899
Scare him strange.

386
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,739
[screams]

387
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:44,413
Ruby's not home.

388
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,248
Okay, I can see that.

389
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,213
-[in Spanish] So get out of my sight.
-Uh…

390
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,673
But I'm having a crisis of conscience,
and I wanted to put my mind at ease.

391
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,422
I need to apologize.

392
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:55,723
Go on.

393
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,549
[Abuelita chuckles]

394
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,427
I don't understand
how this has gotten so out of hand.

395
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,475
How this has gone on so long.

396
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,599
Too long. It feels like a cold war.

397
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,186
This is not the way you treat
one of your best friends.

398
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,732
Or a rabid dog!

399
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:15,525
We've been through so much together…
from RollerWorld to money laundering.

400
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:16,952
[Abuelita chuckles]

401
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,330
I mean, I'm the only one he trusts
to clean out his porn drawer.

402
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,121
-His? This isn't about me?
-No, I'm talking about Ruby.

403
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,084
-[in Spanish] Son of a bitch!
-But…

404
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,459
Abuelita.

405
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:31,091
Oh shit.

406
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,085
I totally forgot about you.

407
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,302
No shit!

408
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:35,261
Now screw off!

409
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,380
Forgive me. I've been a real--

410
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,387
Douchebag! Scumbag.

411
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,799
No! Shitbag!

412
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,018
Fine! I've been all of the bags.

413
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,564
But with Ruby and I on the outs,

414
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,352
I just didn't feel right
about reaching out to you.

415
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,227
It's not like you
were blowing me up either.

416
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,114
I couldn't exactly call you.

417
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,981
-That would be inappropriate.
-Why?

418
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,147
It's not like
you were sending me pink pics.

419
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,487
-It's like dick pics, but for chicks.
-I know.

420
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,283
I invented them.

421
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,576
-[gasps]
-Jamal, why did you become such a jerk?

422
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,041
Because I had to!

423
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:11,455
I'm telling you, Monse,
you are so lucky you aren't here.

424
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,003
Ruby and Jasmine blew me off again.

425
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,627
And when we do hang out
on that rare occasion,

426
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,375
-they just cut me off--
-[phone disconnects]

427
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,513
[grunts, snorts]

428
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:25,718
-[phone ringing]
-[Monse] It's Monse. You know what to do.

429
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,137
Huh! Where was I?

430
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,686
Oh yeah. I'm feeling like a third wheel,
and this ride is making me nauseous.

431
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:34,781
They talk over me, around me, behind me.

432
00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,568
It's like I'm in no-man's-land.

433
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,572
The other day, Jasmine was all up
in my face, talking all this shit,

434
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,275
and Ruby didn't have my back.

435
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,405
Again!

436
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,871
-[phone disconnects]
-Huh?

437
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,581
Shit!

438
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,083
[sighs]

439
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,331
-[phone vibrates]
-Ha!

440
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,416
Finally! Monse, girl.

441
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:57,462
I'm having a crisis, and you're AWOL.
I'mma give you a pass this time, but you--

442
00:20:57,547 --> 00:20:59,297
-[phone static]
-Hello?

443
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,389
-[Monse] I'm getting sick of him, Sherry.
-Hello?

444
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:04,549
-[Monse] It's never-ending.
-[Sherry] Then tell him.

445
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,968
-Tell me what? Monse?
-[Monse] You know the answer to that.

446
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:08,637
-[Monse] Let's not play that game.
-Monse?

447
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,765
[Monse] He's so annoying.
It's not fair to keep piling on me.

448
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,943
I have a life. It's like, dude, chill.

449
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,152
[Sherry] You've been complaining about him
for a while.

450
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,403
-You gotta say something.
-[Monse] It'll just make things worse.

451
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:23,156
He's so annoying.
And in a weird way, I feel sorry for him.

452
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,740
He's stuck
in this total arrested development,

453
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,656
like some weird eight-year-old.

454
00:21:28,161 --> 00:21:29,041
[Sherry] Yeah.

455
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,922
[sad music playing]

456
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,974
[scoffs]

457
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,810
Why didn't you tell me this?

458
00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,679
I assumed you were on Ruby's side.

459
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,556
[scoffs] Jamal!

460
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,443
When have I ever taken Ruby's side?

461
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:00,650
You know, your problem isn't Ruby.
Or Monse.

462
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,646
Yeah, I know.

463
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,065
It's Jasmine.

464
00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,244
What are you doing?

465
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,997
[chuckles] It's gonna be a long night.

466
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,370
♪ La da di da di, I'm a walking party ♪

467
00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:16,498
♪ I'm just gettin' started
Sorry, I'm not sorry ♪

468
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:17,665
♪ Ooh, I think I like it… ♪

469
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,383
Hey, bruh, where can I get my combo?

470
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,507
[Dwayne] "Presidential special?"

471
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:26,432
♪ Front and center
Never hold a prom queen… ♪

472
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,801
Jamal!

473
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,564
You really won't let this go, will you?

474
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:37,936
What are you talking about?

475
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,613
You know what I'm talking about.

476
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,317
Fine.

477
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,031
Let's do this… right now!

478
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,911
Let's talk about
how you wanted a threesome.

479
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,869
How you thought it'd be best
for our relationship

480
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,529
because you always think
you know what's best.

481
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:53,748
Okay, sorry I suggested a threesome.
Worst girlfriend ever.

482
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,420
It's not even like we had sex.
All I did was make out with her.

483
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,710
I know! I was there.

484
00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,963
Yeah, for, like, a minute.
And then you ran off.

485
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:04,085
-I thought this is what we both wanted.
-Again, there you go. Thinking for me.

486
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,514
Ruby, calm down.

487
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:08,222
-Oh my God, you're freezing.
-I'm not freezing!

488
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,893
Okay, but your nipples say otherwise.

489
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,811
You don't speak for my nipples. I do.

490
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:14,230
Why are you here?
I said I wanted to roll solo.

491
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,139
In case shit pops off.
No one's touching my man.

492
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,848
I can handle myself.

493
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,017
But what I can't handle is this.

494
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,187
Us.

495
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,281
-Excuse me?
-This.

496
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,440
You.

497
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:25,818
It's too much.

498
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,034
It's like you're a weighted blanket.

499
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,155
And at first, it's comforting.

500
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,202
And then it's smothering.

501
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:33,655
Smothering?

502
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,285
I thought what you wanted
was a girlfriend. A partner.

503
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:37,293
A ride-or-die.

504
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:41,344
And sometimes I do want a ride,
but other times I wanna park.

505
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,710
And sometimes
I wanna get out of the car and walk.

506
00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:45,467
What? You're not making any sense.

507
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,469
Yes, I am.

508
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,470
To me.

509
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,758
I don't have to make sense to you.

510
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,683
And that's the problem.

511
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,561
I didn't think I'd lose the "me" in "we."

512
00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,766
[whimpering] So what are you saying?

513
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:02,269
[Isabel] Don't do this.

514
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,186
He destroyed our car,
and you're blaming yourself.

515
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,147
[Oscar] I broke the code
when I went to Sad Eyes.

516
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:10,947
There's no code. You talk about it
like there's some sense of honor or valor.

517
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,162
You didn't grow up in my world.

518
00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,002
When you came in the hospital that night
after getting jumped and beaten

519
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:17,828
within an inch of your life,
where was the code then?

520
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,504
Hell, where was your brother?

521
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000
I couldn't understand
why he didn't come to see you.

522
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:24,915
I thought maybe you were the reason
why he didn't come.

523
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,045
But now I know he is. We're done.

524
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,302
No. I gotta go hash this shit out
with him now.

525
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:31,759
Don't do this.

526
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:33,095
[both breathing heavily]

527
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,520
I saw a side of you
I never wanna see again.

528
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,055
He brought that out of you.

529
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,692
I want Oscar, not Spooky.

530
00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:47,526
Goddammit! You're holding
onto someone who isn't there.

531
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:48,861
But you know who is?

532
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,315
[in Spanish] Your daughter.

533
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,076
I'm so sorry.

534
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,915
[both breathing heavily]

535
00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:05,634
[chuckling]

536
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,587
[growls]

537
00:25:10,133 --> 00:25:11,593
You snuck up on me.

538
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,974
I am so glad we're cool again.

539
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,215
I never said that.

540
00:25:16,306 --> 00:25:18,886
Oh, don't play coy with me, woman.
You know you miss this.

541
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:21,685
-Nah.
-[laughing] Yeah.

542
00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,980
[both laughing]

543
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:25,234
[Abuelita] Ooh!

544
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:28,525
-What are you doing here?
-What were you not doing here?

545
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,320
I went to your party.
To demand an apology.

546
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,244
Oh. Okay.

547
00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,279
I'm sorry.

548
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,794
[splutters] Pretending to be sorry
when you're not sorry.

549
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,580
You don't know
what you're apologizing for.

550
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:43,754
What should I be apologizing for?

551
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:45,093
Oh, I don't know.

552
00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,838
How about the fact
that you completely humiliated me

553
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,051
in front of the whole school?

554
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,720
Oh, co-- Let's be honest,
it was not the whole school.

555
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,351
Most people were watching
the magic show in the gym. But I'm sorry.

556
00:25:56,429 --> 00:25:58,219
-Your turn.
-[Ruby] My turn?

557
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,976
[Jamal] To apologize to me
for the past two years.

558
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,889
-For shutting me out.
-[Abuelita] Oh!

559
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:06,398
For making Jasmine your plus-one
and subtracting me.

560
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:09,861
You know, there's only so many times
one can be a third wheel

561
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:11,283
before the wheel falls off.

562
00:26:11,361 --> 00:26:13,991
It wasn't Jasmine's fault.
You didn't give her a chance.

563
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,622
Me? I've known her my whole life.

564
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,740
Yeah, but you haven't really gotten
to know her.

565
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,447
I wasn't given the chance
to give her a chance.

566
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:22,958
You two were all about each other.

567
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:24,959
And I sure as hell
wasn't gonna get to know her

568
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,791
as she was giving you a handy
underneath that blanket.

569
00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:30,087
And, yeah, I saw it.

570
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:32,915
[Abuelita clears throat]

571
00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:34,468
-Are we grossing you out?
-No.

572
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,888
But now I need
to go take care of something.

573
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,220
-Where's the remote?
-Oh!

574
00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:40,095
-Why?
-I need batteries.

575
00:26:40,181 --> 00:26:41,101
Ugh!

576
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:47,860
[door closes]

577
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,567
Why couldn't you be happy
that I had a girlfriend?

578
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,781
I was happy for you when you were
in the bone zone with Kendra.

579
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,410
I was happy.

580
00:26:56,489 --> 00:27:00,119
But as time went by,
I was totally isolated.

581
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:03,331
We canceled Cesar,
Monse went off to school,

582
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,423
you had Jasmine, and I had no one.

583
00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,958
Okay, that's a bit of hyperbole.
You're the most popular person in school.

584
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:12,634
Ha! You can know everyone
and still know no one.

585
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:16,763
I went from being alone to being… lonely.

586
00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:20,848
'Cause no one knows me like you do, Ruby.

587
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,425
And the truth is…

588
00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,098
[Jamal exhales]

589
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,895
I miss you.

590
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,108
I miss you too, compa.

591
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,404
I'm sorry.

592
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,491
I got lost in the sauce.

593
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:40,664
I should've been a better friend.

594
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,332
I should've made more of an effort
with Jasmine. And I will.

595
00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:45,914
We broke up.

596
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,882
You wanna talk about it?

597
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,512
[Ruby sighs]

598
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,683
So whatcha been up to the past two years,
besides getting handies?

599
00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,720
[chuckles]

600
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,600
-Boning.
-Ooh!

601
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,731
Me too! Did you know
there are six types of vaginas?

602
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,515
Continue.

603
00:28:07,602 --> 00:28:09,562
Okay, well, you've got your Barbie,

604
00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:14,436
your Mrs. Puffs, your Peekaboo,
not to be confused with the Hide-and-Seek,

605
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,856
the Picasso,

606
00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,780
and the Queef Latifah.

607
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:19,703
[mouth farting]

608
00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,991
You mean seven. You left out the Dangler.

609
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:25,036
-[exclaiming]
-It's real.

610
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,330
Do tell.

611
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,669
Okay, you know when you're, like, shocked.

612
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:32,211
[Ruby laughing]

613
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,843
Yeah? Oh my God.

614
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,170
You know how belly buttons
have innies and outies?

615
00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,966
-This is an outie.
-[both laughing]

616
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,299
♪ …in your eyes ♪

617
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:40,764
♪ Oh ♪

618
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:44,314
♪ Hopefully, I'll see you later tonight ♪

619
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:49,558
♪ My friends all dragged me
Out of my room ♪

620
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:54,767
♪ So maybe you should come
And I'll see you ♪

621
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:59,529
♪ Got that little quirk up in your smile ♪

622
00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:04,624
♪ You look like you could take me
For a while ♪

623
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:05,791
♪ Right ♪

624
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:10,749
♪ I don't even want to take this chance ♪

625
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:15,672
♪ But I gotta stop sliding
Through the DM's ♪

626
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,594
♪ Oh ♪

627
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,551
♪ Way back, we go way back ♪

628
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,432
♪ Way back, baby ♪

629
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:24,639
♪ Way back, we go way back ♪

630
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:25,721
♪ Way back ♪

631
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:27,805
♪ Oh, way back ♪

632
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,731
♪ We go way back ♪

633
00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:32,899
♪ Way back, baby, way back ♪

634
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:36,729
♪ We go way back, way back ♪