1 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,101 Curse, be gone! 2 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,272 No way. 3 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:23,732 Not my house. I can't. 4 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,860 I know it's a lot to ask, but I'm leaving tomorrow morning. 5 00:00:26,940 --> 00:00:28,620 I... I just need a few days 6 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,499 so I can make arrangements with my family out of state. 7 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:32,570 No. Not even a day. 8 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:36,244 His affiliation has already brought violence to our house! 9 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:37,327 Listen. 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,831 I know how you're feeling about Cesar. 11 00:00:40,331 --> 00:00:41,666 Okay. I... I understand. 12 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:46,212 Especially after everything that happened. But this is a child... 13 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,214 with nowhere to go. 14 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,842 With no options. 15 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,014 I can't. 16 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,018 I won't do it. 17 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:01,894 Geny... 18 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,522 imagine if it was Mario. 19 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,025 Or Ruby. 20 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:09,651 Imagine. 21 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:25,835 - Good morning. - Morning. 22 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,255 You're good, dude. 23 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:32,549 It's okay. 24 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,303 Oh. Sorry. Uh, do you need some help? 25 00:01:35,386 --> 00:01:37,347 - No, man. I got it handled. - Okay. 26 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,893 - Mi hijo! Mi hijo! Mi hijo! - Oh, sorry. 27 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,396 Ma, what is this? 28 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,374 It's a decoration. 29 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,943 Ruby, I don't have time to argue right now. 30 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,362 Ma, the baby shower is in two days and this is all you got? 31 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,739 - Yes. So? - It's half-ass! 32 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,200 Which is fitting, because that baby is only half mine! 33 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,494 Wow! Do you hear yourself? 34 00:01:59,577 --> 00:02:01,412 You want the baby to be all yours? 35 00:02:01,470 --> 00:02:02,489 Don't you think there's something 36 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,249 fundamentally problematic about that? 37 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,708 Not to mention creepy. 38 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:10,547 - Dude, watch out. - I'm sorry. I'll get out of the way. 39 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,302 Mario, watch your step! 40 00:02:16,380 --> 00:02:17,879 Otherwise I'm gonna take this thing off. 41 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,389 Don't! Don't, babe. Just don't move. 42 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,182 Cesar, what did I say? You gotta be careful! 43 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:24,018 The lady is preggers and she's not supposed to see the gift. 44 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,895 Got it. Let me just get out of the way. 45 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,194 I can't live like this anymore. 46 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,363 It's just a few more days. Hang tight. 47 00:02:35,446 --> 00:02:37,699 No, it's not a few more days. This is my life now. 48 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:39,450 I don't have a family. I don't have a home. 49 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,599 I don't even have a bed! 50 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,699 No one wants me. And if they do, 51 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,663 they just wanna kill me! I feel like I'm cursed. 52 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,790 It's not true. No such thing as a curse. 53 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:47,250 Why am I on house arrest? 54 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,418 You're not. 55 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:51,129 But don't go outside. It's too dangerous. 56 00:02:51,212 --> 00:02:53,715 If that's your attempt to soothe me, it's not working. 57 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:54,858 You need to focus on the good. 58 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,385 Tell me one thing that's good. Come on. Tell me. 59 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:58,468 Okay. 60 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,389 One good thing is... 61 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,016 the bathroom. 62 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:05,894 At least I have the bathroom to myself. 63 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:07,437 Uh, no, you don't! 64 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,190 And you need to vacate, unless you wanna clean up an accident. 65 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:13,484 So, scratch the good. What about one okay thing? 66 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:16,821 - _ - This is not okay. 67 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,199 How about now? 68 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,380 _ 69 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:29,334 Okay. 70 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:33,963 Let's pivot away from the terrible ambiance and focus on the food. 71 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,882 What's your plan? You're gonna do a full buffet 72 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,426 or passed apps like a lady's tea? 73 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:39,802 Cake. 74 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,846 - With petit fours. - No. Just cake. 75 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:43,389 Ma, no. No! 76 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,183 You're missing the point of the shower! 77 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:47,000 Amber, whether you like her or not, 78 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,354 is bringing a new life into this family, 79 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:53,358 a life that is sacred and starts a new chapter of hope and wonder. 80 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:54,734 And after all we've been through, 81 00:03:54,817 --> 00:03:57,050 I think we can agree that a baby is a miracle 82 00:03:57,051 --> 00:03:58,279 and should be celebrated. 83 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,800 You're right. And all of those beautiful feelings 84 00:04:01,801 --> 00:04:03,660 will be conveyed with cake. 85 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,911 Ruby! 86 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:09,999 I conspired with the doctor and I ordered a gender reveal dessert. 87 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,100 A what? 88 00:04:11,110 --> 00:04:13,753 Ma! We don't want to know the gender! 89 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,339 - We wanna be surprised! - And you will be... when you cut it. 90 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:21,261 I think the bigger issue is why are we deciding the baby's gender? 91 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,240 The baby should be deciding for itself. 92 00:04:23,260 --> 00:04:25,219 We need to wait for the baby to tell us 93 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:28,268 how he, she, or they identify, 94 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,353 which is why we can't use any colored decorations. 95 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,355 - Everything is to be neutral. - Neutral? 96 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:36,067 - Beige? - Yes! I was thinking gray, 97 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:39,821 - but beige is better, way less gender. - No color? 98 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,783 Who are we? Beige? Beige is not our friend! 99 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,995 Beige brings out the yellow of our skin. Oh, no, that's it. 100 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:49,247 Uh-uh. I quit. I am done. 101 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:52,500 I officially do not identify as the party planner. 102 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,550 Well, I do. Thanks, Mom. 103 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:56,879 - I will be taking the baton. - No! No, uh-uh. 104 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,409 Mom, Ruby can't take over. 105 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:00,925 Remember the twins' christening? Dad's 40th? 106 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,928 The Santos' party? I turned that shit right around. 107 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,096 Yeah. Stuff shit. 108 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,766 - Yeah, bitch. And you ended the truce. - Trust me. 109 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,727 Everything's going to be fine. 110 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:14,063 In fact, you'll thank me when you see the diaper wreath. 111 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,275 No! Why is this here? 112 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:18,943 You are the keeper. 113 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:21,654 I'm also a girl who's currently staying alone and hiding 200 grand. 114 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,990 - I can't keep it. - Just so we're all clear. 115 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,491 This money might be cursed. 116 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:29,245 Hmm, interesting. So the naysayer becomes the yeasayer? 117 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,205 I didn't believe it at first, but I'm coming around. 118 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:33,249 - Hold on. Explain. - So, as it turns out, 119 00:05:33,330 --> 00:05:35,200 it seems that everybody who's touched this money 120 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,860 has had a bad twist of fate. 121 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,588 First, we have the guys that stole the money. 122 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,506 Benito and Frankie were murdered in jail. 123 00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:44,093 Then, Lil' Ricky prematurely died in a seemingly mysterious way. 124 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:47,013 And then, the night I found the money, Olivia and Ruby are shot. 125 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,182 Um, that didn't happen to you. 126 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:52,101 Don't trivialize my sympathy pain. 127 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,437 Then Abuelita's hands got messed up and she couldn't work. 128 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,898 - You're drinking this Fool-Aid? - I'm just following the timeline. 129 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:59,567 So, we take Abuelita to the curandera to heal her hand. 130 00:05:59,650 --> 00:06:01,420 And the crazy lady tells us 131 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,696 that something in this house does not belong. 132 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,907 - Cesar. - Listen, girl. 133 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:09,000 Stay with me. This is before Cesar got here, 134 00:06:09,010 --> 00:06:10,286 when Abuelita had the dough. 135 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,955 Then Ruby breaks the truce, 136 00:06:13,030 --> 00:06:14,760 'cause the money was still in the house. 137 00:06:14,770 --> 00:06:16,959 And then we take the money to Brentwood. 138 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,754 And it's not in Monse's possession for more than eight hours 139 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,799 - when everything goes to shit. - The RollerWorld money isn't cursed. 140 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,175 All money is cursed. 141 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:27,220 You saw what it did to my mom and it's making you crazy, too. 142 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:29,555 And as for the truce ending and our friends getting shot 143 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,682 and those gangbangers meeting their early demise, 144 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:33,476 this is Freeridge. Shit happens. 145 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,104 Yeah, and I'm still alive. I'm going to focus on the good. 146 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:39,273 Me too. This money is gonna do a lot of good for a lot of people. 147 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:42,193 So if there is a curse, we're about to reverse it. 148 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,987 Okay. You're right. 149 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:48,408 There's no curse. And I'm going to go fill up my glass. 150 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:52,286 Literally. Because I'm parched. This has been a very lively debate. 151 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,997 Thank you, guys, for the realignment. 152 00:06:58,400 --> 00:06:59,440 - Hi. - Hey, Amber. 153 00:06:59,460 --> 00:07:03,297 Ruby... um, your assistant Jasmine said that she... 154 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:04,966 And the baby's godmother. 155 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:07,172 What? We talked about this. 156 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:10,054 Anyways, she wants to go over the menu. 157 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,808 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 158 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,400 Ow. 159 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,228 Uh, did you finish the photo montage? 160 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:19,272 I didn't have any baby pictures of Amber. 161 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,983 That's why I printed the old pictures of Justin Bieber! 162 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:24,360 They're both towheads. No one will know the difference. 163 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:28,406 Follow me, 'cause I have to do everything myself. Again. 164 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,950 Again? Baby, I've been right next to you... 165 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:33,244 - How you feeling? - Uneasy. 166 00:07:34,495 --> 00:07:35,788 You're still buying the bullshit? 167 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:37,748 No, not for the money. For me. 168 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:39,709 Look, I'm cursed. 169 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,211 My only option right now is... 170 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,631 is to leave town and cross my fingers that I can survive on my own. 171 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,677 - Monse, I'm scared. - Hey. 172 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,972 God doesn't give us anything we can't handle. 173 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,766 You got this. You got you. 174 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,768 And that's enough. 175 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,110 What does that mean? 176 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,157 What do you want it to mean? 177 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,331 What does that mean? 178 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,209 That I'm still in love with you. 179 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:24,086 Still? 180 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:26,254 I love you. 181 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,549 I've always loved you. 182 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,720 Hey. 183 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,180 What's wrong? 184 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,519 No one's said that to me in a really long time. 185 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:46,275 Abuelita, this isn't beige. This is taupe! Jamal, back me up. 186 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,539 Color-blindness is twice as common in males. 187 00:08:48,540 --> 00:08:49,690 Money's on Abuelita. 188 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,364 Boss, we gotta bounce! 189 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,699 Literally. We have a bouncy house to test. 190 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,536 - Know why my money's on you? - Hmm? 191 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:59,872 Because the money isn't cursed and neither are we. Hashtag "blessed." 192 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:03,459 It's cursed. Rosario said nothing will fix my hands. 193 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,670 But the second you take the money away, 194 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,798 hashtag "business is booming." 195 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,881 Shit. 196 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,594 Well, if it is, you should know the money is back in the house. 197 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,721 Oh! 198 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,014 My shoes! 199 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:19,767 Missed them! 200 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,311 Ha! Not cursed! 201 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,484 Don't need you anymore... 202 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,862 because I am completely unclenching. 203 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:36,867 No more anxiety, no more curse. Ah. 204 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,828 Just Jamal. 205 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:40,871 Party of one. 206 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,180 How the hell did you get in here? 207 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,098 Julio! 208 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,852 If you're screwing with me... 209 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:05,563 it's not cool! 210 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:08,357 Maybe you're not real. 211 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,459 Oh, my God. 212 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,823 - How the hell did you get in here? - Don't remember. 213 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,879 - So you know I took it? - I know. And I want it back. 214 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,000 But it was never yours. It didn't belong to you. 215 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,620 It belonged to your cousin. 216 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,910 My cousin? 217 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,459 He wasn't your cousin? 218 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,045 - He was my buddy. - So then you lied to me. 219 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,091 - So who's in the photos? - She and I never did a photo shoot. 220 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,176 I am camera shy. 221 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,637 - "She?" - How is Juanita? 222 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:23,766 Oh! Juanita! Is that why you've been stalking me? 223 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,476 - What? - Outside my window? 224 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,353 At the bus stop? 225 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:30,398 - In the locker room? - I was never in the locker room. 226 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,400 Okay, so the "gnomie" just followed me into the shower. 227 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,151 I don't do showers. 228 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,528 I am a bad guy. 229 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,113 I spoke to Julio. 230 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,032 Does he know about me and Juanita? 231 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,492 I don't know. 232 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,575 Where is she? 233 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,077 Is she okay? 234 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,080 Does she talk about me? 235 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:48,124 Hmm... She doesn't. 236 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,834 She's got a better gig here. 237 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,461 - I don't keep her in the drawer. - Where do you keep her? 238 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,714 See, fast ones don't work on me. 239 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,466 Juanita is safe. She's in the JPP. 240 00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:59,510 The Jamal Protection Program. 241 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,470 - What do you want? - How did Lil' Ricky die? 242 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,600 I can't tell you that. 243 00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:05,015 - You want her or not? - He choked on a Dodger Dog. 244 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,393 - Seriously? - He liked to swallow hot dogs whole. 245 00:12:07,476 --> 00:12:10,813 But a Dodger Dog is longer than the average hot dog. 246 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:12,857 So, no curse. 247 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,400 Can I have her back now? 248 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:17,760 That was a test. No. You cannot have her back 249 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,155 because she's not an object. 250 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,099 You need to learn how to respect women 251 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,820 and little figurines that look like them. 252 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,827 Now get the hell out the way you came in. 253 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,168 Aha! So you do remember! 254 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,142 Uh, no! Not through there. 255 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,395 Porta potties are in the backyard by the bouncy house. 256 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,898 Bathroom inside is for staff only. 257 00:12:53,910 --> 00:12:54,930 - Hey! - Ugh! 258 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,692 - Is it done? - Not even close. 259 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,403 Are you kidding? You've been working on this for a day! 260 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,322 This is supposed to be my big present reveal. 261 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,240 These freeloaders! 262 00:13:06,243 --> 00:13:07,411 Yeah! Come here. 263 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,789 Help Mario. 264 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,375 And use this. If it's ever done. 265 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:15,126 Go. 266 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,259 Number two. Come in, number two. Any eyes on Mama Bear? 267 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,512 The incubator is outta range. Over. 268 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:25,805 Which one of y'all is HR? 269 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,058 I need a reassignment. I can't watch 40 kids bounce. 270 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,935 I'm disproportionately outnumbered. 271 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,436 Did all those kids sign waivers? 272 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,397 - All signed. - We're good. Let them duke it out. 273 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,692 New assignment. Buffet. Make sure no one double dips. 274 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,654 I don't have any cold sores, and I'm not starting today. 275 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,826 I'm sorry, ma'am. Staff only. 276 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,662 I am using my bathroom and I am staff. 277 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:53,249 As of yesterday, you didn't identify as one. 278 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,251 So porta potties are outside. 279 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,544 How about the bar? 280 00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,190 Mm. 281 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,385 Oh. Hey, hey, hey! 282 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:09,098 Hey! Checking in. Do you guys want any snacks or beverages? 283 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:10,850 - Uh, Vodka, Red Bull. - A Coke, please? 284 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:11,934 - Awesome. - Psyche! 285 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,103 No refreshments till you're finished. 286 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,526 These directions seem pretty straightforward. What's the problem? 287 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,111 I cheated on Amber... 288 00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:23,320 with Angelica. 289 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,198 And I feel bad because I don't feel bad. 290 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,158 I still love Angelica. Should I tell Amber? 291 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,286 - No. - No? 292 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,954 Do you plan to stay with Amber? 293 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,498 Yeah! She's having my kid. I'm not gonna leave my kid. 294 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,625 - Then you can't tell her. - What if she finds out? 295 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,252 What if she doesn't? 296 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,838 Isn't it better to come clean than get caught in a cover-up? 297 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,591 No. Coming clean is just about him clearing his conscious. 298 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,842 Telling her will hurt her. 299 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,957 And a small indiscretion, if it's just that, 300 00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:48,596 will grow into a cavern of distress. 301 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:51,557 Plus, he needs to live with the fact that he's a shitty person. 302 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,017 I am a shitty person. 303 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,100 Yup. 304 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,935 Good talk. 305 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,272 I'm gonna go put my head in the toilet. 306 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,900 Porta potty. Toilet's for staff. 307 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,780 - Do you really believe what you said? - What part? 308 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,367 - That Mario is a shitty person. - Yeah. 309 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:12,030 Oh. 310 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,539 I mean, maybe coming clean will make the relationship stronger. 311 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,266 - What does that mean? - You should know. 312 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:23,839 I'm a little rusty on that face. How about using your words? 313 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,090 How about yours? 314 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:26,841 What do you mean? 315 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,355 - I told you I love you. - And I kissed you. 316 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,639 Like you've done many times before. 317 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,974 Actions speak louder than words. 318 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,935 No. No, words are way louder. 319 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,144 Oh! Really? 320 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,854 - Yes. Yes! - Hmm? 321 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,188 Yes! 322 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,524 - Incoming! - Outgoing! 323 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,693 - How we doing on supplies? - No lies. It ain't pretty. 324 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,321 We're out of gauze and I'm absorbing with the only thing I got. 325 00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,656 Super plus tampons. 326 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,324 Okay. Quick thinking and resourceful. 327 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,576 I'll definitely be sure to include that into your performance review. 328 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,828 - Thanks, boss. Ow! - Hey. 329 00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,580 Remind me to schedule that harassment meeting. 330 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,700 Okay. 331 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,719 Ruby! Why are all these kids messed up? 332 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:00,793 The bouncy house. 333 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,920 It's all good. We got a triage set up in the master. 334 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,588 Poop! Poop! Poop! 335 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,799 That's my cue. Here. Take the apps. 336 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,177 Okay! What's in the poop diaper? 337 00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,845 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. 338 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,640 Butterfinger! 339 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,934 Ah! Ding, ding, ding! 340 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,813 You know, in my day, we didn't use candy bars for this game. 341 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,898 Oh, no, we didn't. Ah! 342 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,380 Ma! 343 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,236 Ma! 344 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,737 Have you been drinking? 345 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,030 Yes. 346 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,032 No. 347 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,993 Maybe. 348 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,202 Ah, stop! 349 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,373 - How many drinks have you had? - I don't know! 350 00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,835 Two... or three. 351 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:43,930 Or seven! 352 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,714 - You need to eat something. - Oh, I ate something! 353 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:48,340 I ate the cake. 354 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,260 Shh! Shh, shh, shh! 355 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:54,805 Don't worry. I'm not gonna tell you the gender. 356 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:58,934 You are gonna have to wait two more months. 357 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,980 We need to clean you up before Amber sees this. 358 00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,025 - Where's Amber? Um... - Ooh. 359 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,194 Okay. No. That's it. No more kids in the bouncy. 360 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,404 Woo-hoo! 361 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,657 That means it's adult time at the bouncy! 362 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,367 Wepa! 363 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:18,620 Amber? Amber? 364 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,458 - Oh. Have you seen Amber? - What? No. 365 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,275 Hey, Jamal? 366 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,921 This shower is turning into a bath. A blood bath. 367 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,798 Hey, can I tell you something that's weighing on me? 368 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,091 You know, something's weighing on me. 369 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,635 - I don't know how to say this. - Then let's say it together. 370 00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:35,637 - Okay. - On three. 371 00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,014 One, two... 372 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:38,974 - I smashed Paula. - I really miss our snuggles. 373 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,601 - Wait! What? - Where? When? 374 00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,145 - When you left me alone with her. - Don't you drag me into this. 375 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,647 Do you know how many health code violations you committed? 376 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,524 One rogue pube and we could've gotten a C. 377 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,818 That's not the problem. It's Monse. 378 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,653 I think we're back together. She doesn't know. 379 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,907 Mazel! But no! No! We are not going to do this again. 380 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,971 I'm no good with secrets, and last year, 381 00:17:56,972 --> 00:17:58,535 I almost slipped. Why tempt fate? 382 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,163 Maybe it shouldn't be a secret. It happened when we were broken up. 383 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,791 Are you sure? Because I thought y'all was just on a break. 384 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,917 Definitely broken up. 385 00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:06,850 Ish. 386 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,030 In that case, technically you didn't do anything wrong, 387 00:18:09,031 --> 00:18:10,040 but it was a betrayal. 388 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:12,299 But then again, she was ghosting you. But then again, again, 389 00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,551 you did give her that whack-ass ultimatum. 390 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,845 Maybe it was the curse. 391 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,973 Is the curse up in here? I mean, hot? I'm cursing up. 392 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,659 Know what? I need to go bounce this out. 393 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:23,700 No! 394 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,900 Oh, my God, it's a crib! 395 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:31,820 You're not supposed to see it yet. 396 00:18:31,850 --> 00:18:33,904 I know I'm not supposed to be in here. 397 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,440 But I don't know the guests 398 00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:37,010 and when I tried to lie down in the other room, 399 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:38,992 there were a shit ton of bloody kids everywhere. 400 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,954 Well, when the time comes to unveil this, act surprised. 401 00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,081 No problem. I'm good at that. 402 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,377 What? Why? 403 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,713 I'm not in love with Mario. 404 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,757 Oh, dear. 405 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,261 It's just this is all a big accident. 406 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,515 I had a boyfriend in high school that I was really in love with, 407 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,517 but we broke up when we left for college. 408 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,853 I was really sad when I met Mario. 409 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,939 But he was so goofy and funny. 410 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,899 And then we had a couple of drinks 411 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,776 and then one thing led to another and... 412 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,533 Don't worry, I consented. We used the Consent app. 413 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:21,243 You should tell him. 414 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,370 But we're having a baby together. 415 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,520 And he's a nice guy 416 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,550 who just might be empathetic toward your situation. 417 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,376 Adam still loves me. 418 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,837 I secretly FaceTime him when they all go to church. 419 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,839 But he doesn't know that I'm pregnant 420 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,092 and I don't want this baby to grow up in a broken home. 421 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,512 Look, I did and I'm okay. 422 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,933 My mom wasn't even around. So, get on the same page. 423 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,269 Parent together, but live apart. No biggie. 424 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,109 You're gonna be a really good mother someday. 425 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,862 But make sure that you really want that. 426 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,040 I pee when I sneeze now, 427 00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,980 and Geny doesn't let me sit on the couch anymore. 428 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,661 Girl, there you are! Ruby, I found her! 429 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,500 Damn it, Monse. This is supposed to be a surprise. 430 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,584 Surprise! 431 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,046 I love it, hermanito. 432 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:17,591 Ooh, what's wrong? 433 00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:20,135 IBS is really acting up. 434 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,596 But the cramps only last every couple of minutes. 435 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,432 Oh, no, no, no. Those aren't cramps. You gotta lie down. 436 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,515 Oh. 437 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,897 It's okay, I'm a police explorer. And no panties! 438 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:35,192 I had an accident. I peed a little. A lot. Peed a lot. 439 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,195 Honey, that wasn't pee. Your water broke. And, from what I can tell, 440 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,988 i.e., the head bustin' out your cooch... 441 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,741 you've been in labor for hours. She's about to blow. 442 00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:44,790 Your belly is about to become a fupa. 443 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,280 The baby is not due for two more months! 444 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,247 I give her another ten minutes. 445 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,374 It's okay. Careful! 446 00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:58,173 Yo! People, I need towels and alcohol! 447 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,677 Get me tequila on the rocks and Shakira on the stereo! 448 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,680 I am so sorry. I kicked you. 449 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,015 I forget how flexible I am. 450 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,102 Okay, party's over. Everybody, out! 451 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:12,354 - Wait. Wait, what's happening? - Amber's having the baby. 452 00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:13,460 What? 453 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,815 - Hold on. - Okay. 454 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,566 - Babe, I'm coming. - Who's Amber? 455 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,027 Do we still get paid for the whole night if we leave early? 456 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,113 - Who are these people? - Extras. 457 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,992 What? She didn't have any friends or family, so I had to improvise. 458 00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,320 Fifty bucks plus food isn't a bad gig. 459 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,494 Where'd you get that money? 460 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,454 I know those bills. What the hell are you doing? 461 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:32,708 Using against my 25%. It's permitted in the bylaws. 462 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,418 - There are no bylaws! - There are bylaws! 463 00:21:34,501 --> 00:21:36,211 Give me this. 464 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,798 An ambulance is on its way. The baby is coming now. 465 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,216 Everyone needs to pray. 466 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:46,040 Guys, guys. It's the curse. Don't you see? 467 00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,222 This is all building to something. 468 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,932 I found money and Olivia died. 469 00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,819 Now we're back at the scene of the crime 470 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:51,930 with money in hand, which means... 471 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:54,020 - Someone else is gonna die. - The baby. 472 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:55,897 - We have to get rid of it. - Hold up. 473 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:58,260 Technically, we just gave a bunch of cursed money 474 00:21:58,270 --> 00:21:59,280 to all of those extras. 475 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,862 They're actors. No one is gonna miss them. Let's go! 476 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,655 We don't know how to get rid of a curse! 477 00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:06,033 Okay? Curses have rules. We can't just throw them away. 478 00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:09,202 Abuelita! The money is cursed! How do we destroy it? 479 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:10,912 Burn it! Burn the money! 480 00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:19,254 I can't do this! 481 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,731 You got this, mama! Just... 482 00:22:20,732 --> 00:22:22,020 ... smell the flowers... 483 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,670 ... blow out the candle. 484 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,635 Smell the flowers, blow out the candle. 485 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,262 Tequila! Tequila, Abuelita! 486 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,899 I know we're still getting to know each other, 487 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:34,920 but we're gonna make this work. 488 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,772 Okay, I'll be here to take care of you and the baby. 489 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,482 Me too. 490 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:41,735 Me three! You're part of our family now. 491 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,654 Why are your teeth blue? 492 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,115 I'm gonna be a father! 493 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:50,629 Can we cut the chitchat, people? We got a log coming down the chute. 494 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,205 Am I pooping? Am I pooping? 495 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,166 No, no, honey! No! No! 496 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,834 Tengo mucha caca. Give me a bedpan. 497 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,711 - How about a salad bowl? - Okay. 498 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,632 When did we have corn? 499 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,675 You've torn our neighborhood apart. 500 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,803 You've ruined our relationships... 501 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,180 and stolen our youth! 502 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,391 But it's over. 503 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,601 Curse, be gone! 504 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:17,686 Wait. 505 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,148 Something's wrong. 506 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,532 Can I see him? What does he look like? 507 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,248 Hmm... 508 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,083 Yes! 509 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:42,170 Stop! Stop! Jamal! 510 00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:44,460 Don't burn the money. The money is not the thing 511 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,799 that doesn't belong here. 512 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:46,883 The money is not cursed. 513 00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:53,640 Oh, I'm not gonna lie. This cake is good! 514 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,123 It just should have been chocolate. 515 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,104 Too soon, man. 516 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,523 Mario... 517 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:05,152 I want you to know that if that beautiful baby was yours, 518 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,862 I would've loved it. 519 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:07,989 But, whoo! 520 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:10,198 Thank God you're not going to be a daddy just yet. 521 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,117 - You dodged a bullet. - We all did. 522 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,828 That girl really didn't know. And that was a big ass bun... 523 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,580 fully risen. Okay. 524 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,540 The truth always comes out. 525 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,958 - Mm-hmm. - Amen. 526 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,127 Hey, I need to tell you something. 527 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,465 You don't have to say it. I know. 528 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,633 Uh... 529 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,015 What was your baby mama name again? Well, your fake baby mama? 530 00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:36,683 Amber. That's a black name. 531 00:24:38,935 --> 00:24:40,395 Hey, it's too soon. 532 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,689 Are you kidding me? It's not soon enough for you. 533 00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,319 Your ass should be at school.