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Okay, I think we got everything we need
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for the Valentine's Day dinner.
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We got tablecloths,
sparkling grape juice,
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and a Doomsday pamphlet
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I got from that weird
guy in the parking lot
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that I folded into a swan.
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- Oh.
- This is gonna be awesome.
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Is it? 'Cause to remind you,
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it is dinner cooked by our kids
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at the school on Valentine's night.
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Could anything kill
sexual energy faster?
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What? Chez Second Grade is hella sexy.
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Wait, that's inappropriate.
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Off the record. Off the record!
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Besides, if you didn't want to do it,
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you shouldn't have volunteered
to run it with me.
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I didn't. You signed me up.
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Now I got to spend this holiday
with all the people I hate most...
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the parents in our class.
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What about that new single dad
everybody's going crazy for?
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The one with the messenger bag
I can't seem to find online.
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Colin? The British guy?
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He is so awkward around me.
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We had one run-in at the gas station,
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and he brings it up
every time I see him.
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It's like, "Move on with your life."
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Okay, who cares about the other parents?
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The important thing is
we're hanging out again.
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Sorry we had to take a break
while I was seeing Tracy.
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But then she dumped ya butt.
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She did. She dumped ma butt.
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So tomorrow, I'm gonna make
up for being a bad friend.
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Will and Angie are back.
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In fact, the new teaser for
Joust! Just came out.
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Do you want to watch it a hundred times?
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- Let's take it slow.
- Okay.
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Wait, what is this?
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Batteries, tampons, smoke alarms?
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These things weren't on the list.
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Yeah, it's on the PTA
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for letting me use their credit card.
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- Hey.
- ♪ Lady in red ♪
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Good afternoon, my love.
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What's happening?
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Are you "Lady in Red"-ing me?
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You're damn right I am.
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Valentine's Day,
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you're a woman, and I am prepared.
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Got the bear, got the card,
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got enough chocolate
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to turn that Hotel for
Dogs into Jonestown.
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Douglas, we don't need to do this.
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You're dating a woman
who doesn't subscribe
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to archaic cultural norms, okay?
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I'm evolved.
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Oh, you are. But evolved from whom?
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Athena?
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Persephone? Aphrodite?
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- Those are Greek broads.
- Oh!
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You were doing so well.
You should've just stopped.
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Oh, oh, you know what? I gotta go.
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- Love you.
- Love you too.
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Your next patient
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is in the Choo-Choo Room.
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Okay, for the last time,
it's called Exam Room Two.
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No.
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Ding-dong, Chipmunk.
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Big Red.
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I'm here for a skin check.
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I've been sizzling in the Panamanian sun
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for the past year, and...
I'm cooked through.
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- Even the thick parts.
- A year?
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I-I thought your trip was
supposed to last five months.
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I was sex trafficked.
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Voluntarily.
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Something's different.
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You're in a relationship now.
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She has a small business and has a child
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who will host the
Thanksgiving Day Parade
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in about 20 years.
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Y-You know, I could refer you
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to some fantastic dermatologists.
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Oh!
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I dig. I dig. If your gal finds out
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that you're here with me,
she's gonna scream so loud
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her ass'll fall out.
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Oh, God, you paint with words.
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A-And as far as my lady friend,
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she would handle it perfectly fine.
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You see, she is an evolved woman.
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I don't care who she is.
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When a woman is in love, she's jealous.
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- Well, we are deeply in love.
- Are you sure?
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Sounds like maybe her jets have cooled.
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You're wrong.
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Her jets are... firing.
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Oh, you like jets, do you?
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How about a couple of jumbos?
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A-A-Assist! Stacy! Female assist!
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All right, folks.
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The name of the game is tips.
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That's why we've got you
bartending, Graham.
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- I don't know how to bartend.
- It's simple.
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Bat those doe eyes,
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agree with everything the customer says,
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and when in doubt, always
say, "I hear you, partner."
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- Now, where's my fiddler?
- I keep telling you,
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I don't know how to play violin.
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I play the clarinet.
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And I keep telling you...
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nobody's smooching to a woodwind.
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Wet lips get tips. Now hit it.
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Hey.
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Homily's got strep,
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so she asked me to help
out in the kitchen.
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Doesn't that mean you have strep?
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Nah, just a fever. Hurts when I swallow.
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Tell me where to go.
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Miggy, give us a moment.
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What should we do? He sounds contagious,
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- but we're understaffed.
- I know.
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Let's roll the dice, man.
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I-I'm not eating any of that crap.
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- Are you?
- Definitely not.
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Miggy, hit the kitchen.
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Cool.
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Oh, God. There's the new British dad.
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Will, look away. Look away.
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Hi, Angie. Will.
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- Hi, Colin.
- Remember the gas station?
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We met there.
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Yep. Yeah, we've been over this,
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- Angie. Several times.
- Well, I was getting gas.
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To put in my gas hole.
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You keep calling it that.
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It's accurate, but odd.
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I don't know if you've
been by our old hang,
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but, whoa, is there news
at the gas station.
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They have, uh, Danishes.
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I can buy you one. You...
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What is happening right now?
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We cannot seem to let
go of the gas station.
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I just pray one day I'll be
released from this hell.
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Oh.
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Hey, you like scratchers?
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Beep, beep! Honk, honk!
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$30 on six!
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Oh, my God.
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The weird thing is,
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I-I rehearsed that conversation
like a thousand times.
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Every time I'm around him, I just melt.
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I'm probably overreacting.
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It wasn't that bad, right?
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Angie. You called it a "gas hole."
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Bonjour. Welcome to Chez Second Grade.
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Name?
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You know who we are.
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You made me carry you inside
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so you wouldn't get your shoes dirty.
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Name?
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It's easier if we just play along.
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- Poppy Banks.
- Ah.
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Banks, Banks, Poppy...
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Yeah, no, I'm not seeing it.
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Well, you better see it.
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We put down a $60 deposit.
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Oh, here it is. Ooh.
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Ooh. Sorry, but looks like we
had to give your table away.
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VIP showed up.
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But maybe we could work something out.
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- Rory, I'm not tipping you.
- Fine.
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Then you can go... stand by the bar.
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With the rest of the Valley trash.
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You okay?
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- You seem a bit on edge.
- Yeah.
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I just need to tell you about something,
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and I-I'm really not sure
how you're gonna react.
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Oh, God. You voted for him, didn't you?
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I knew it. I was too scared to ask.
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N-No, no. It's... It's about today.
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Uh, Big Red showed up to
get some moles checked,
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and, uh, before I could escape
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from the Choo-Choo
Room... Dammit, Stacy!
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... uh, she dropped her gown,
and, um, I saw everything.
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- Oh, my God.
- Now, relax.
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There is no need to be jealous.
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I'm not jealous. I'm worried.
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Is her skin okay?
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- You're not mad?
- Why would I be mad?
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You're a doctor doing your job.
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R-Right. Okay.
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All right. That... That's wonderful.
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I'm... I'm very happy with,
uh... with your reaction.
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Rory, how's the table coming?
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Name?
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You doing okay, Angie?
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I'm still spiraling about Colin.
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I haven't even tried the
Danishes at the gas station.
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I can't vouch for them.
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What if he tries one a-a-and it's bad?
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- I'll look so stupid.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Gotta say, I've never seen you
this frazzled over a guy before.
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Well, except for the guy
who delivers the circulars.
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Danny.
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Oh. Danny.
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Looks like we're both early birds, hmm?
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Thanks. You know, you seem so handy.
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Any chance you know how to fix
a broken bedside table lamp?
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'Cause I have a broken
bedside table lamp.
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It's by my bed.
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Sorry. I'm not very
good with that stuff.
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Okay.
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Oh, watch out for the sprinkler!
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Oops. Gotcha again.
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You know, I'm starting to think
Danny might not be interested.
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Uh, cha-yeah. He's way out
of both of our leagues,
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but Colin would be great for you.
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I know, bro. He's perfect.
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He's like if Paddington were a man.
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Hey, why don't I talk to Colin?
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You know, one hot dad to another.
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Let me do this for you.
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No, I don't want you
to do anything for me.
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You know, right now, I could be home,
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opening cans of Friskies to
meet the neighborhood cats.
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Just stay out of it.
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You know, Miggy, if I fix this,
she's gonna thank me later.
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Fo sho, fo sho.
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Also, my ears are plugged up.
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I didn't hear any of that.
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Are you sure you're feeling all right?
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You know that pot is empty.
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I'm hoping this doesn't
last more than an hour.
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Hey, Colin. Sorry. Could
I talk to you for a sec?
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Ah. For the last time,
the... the bag was a gift.
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I don't know where it's from.
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That's your fourth milk.
You might wanna slow down.
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I can handle it. I took a Lactaid.
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You sure you're okay?
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Of course I'm okay.
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I can't believe they're charging
market prices for fish sticks.
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It's for a good cause, Douglas.
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I mean, it's...
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A wine fridge in the faculty lounge?
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Oh, hell no. That's crazy.
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I'm getting to the bottom of this.
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Barkeep. One more.
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Tough day?
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You don't know the half of it.
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I hear you, partner.
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Graham, can I confide in you?
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That's what I'm here for.
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I saw Big Red today, and I told Poppy,
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and she didn't even get jealous.
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00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,570
She didn't get jealous?
That's not great.
259
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,749
Exactly, and it's only been six months.
260
00:09:37,780 --> 00:09:39,320
She's probably over it already.
261
00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,450
- When you're right, you're right.
- I don't know.
262
00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:42,739
Maybe she's lost the passion,
263
00:09:42,740 --> 00:09:44,660
and what's a relationship
without passion?
264
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:46,919
Without passion, ya dead.
265
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,579
Okay. So, that's it. She's over me.
266
00:09:49,580 --> 00:09:51,979
You know what? You hit me with
some tough things today, kid,
267
00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:54,359
but I needed to hear it.
268
00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,720
Let's settle up.
269
00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,220
Milk is $9?
270
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,018
Gratuity not included.
271
00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,999
Okay.
272
00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:13,539
Your rabbit food is done.
273
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:15,939
You drenched this in balsamic!
274
00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,159
We were trying to drown it.
275
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:18,610
It was a mercy killing.
276
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,200
Miggy was supposed to be
helping you with this,
277
00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:22,450
and where is Will?
278
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,870
He disappeared 20 minutes ago!
279
00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:27,002
So, she was flirting with me?
280
00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,040
She was so off-putting.
281
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,339
Yeah. That's an American thing.
282
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,949
It's actually considered very sexy here.
283
00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,959
We also let people die if they
don't have health insurance,
284
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:38,879
- but, trust me, she's into you.
- Really?
285
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,890
Well, to tell you the truth,
I do find her quite... fetching.
286
00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:44,699
I thought she hated me,
287
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,299
the way she kept torturing me
288
00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:48,449
with stories about the gas station.
289
00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:51,559
Yeah. I can see how you got there.
290
00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:54,349
But give her a chance because
she's actually really great
291
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,360
when you get to know her.
292
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,150
Is that her, sputtering
from the shadows?
293
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,650
Oh, my God. She's sweating.
294
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,969
Without turning around,
I'm gonna say, yes, that's her.
295
00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:03,038
Be back in a jiff.
296
00:11:03,870 --> 00:11:06,239
Now, I trust this table
suits the both of you?
297
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,639
Right next to the restrooms. Okay.
298
00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,960
Yes.
299
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,199
I did not hear the sink.
300
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,209
Oh.
301
00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,959
All right, I am starved.
302
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:17,019
Uh, you want to split
the spaghetti and jello?
303
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,460
Poppy, we need to talk.
304
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:21,519
Um, Graham and I...
we... we had a few belts,
305
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:24,319
and he said... and... and
now, these are his words,
306
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,929
not mine... that, um...
307
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,039
our relationship is dead.
308
00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,979
Aw, such a sweet boy. Wait, what?
309
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,239
I told you about Big Red,
310
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,979
and you weren't even fazed at all.
311
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:37,419
- Why weren't you jealous?
- Well, should I be?
312
00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,159
- Did something happen?
- No.
313
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,570
Oh. Then why would I be jealous?
314
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,859
Because you love me. Supposedly.
315
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,740
Excuse me?
316
00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:47,080
S-Sophie, d-do you mind?
317
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,249
We're in the middle of a thing here.
318
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,169
If I don't finish this song,
319
00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:51,749
I'm gonna get it from my manager.
320
00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:52,919
Here.
321
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,539
Find another table. There you go.
322
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:59,579
Look... the passion is
obviously gone for you.
323
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,879
I mean, if I found out
that one of your exes
324
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,429
showed up at the Winebrary
and took his clothes off...
325
00:12:04,430 --> 00:12:06,439
Yeah, I'd call the cops because
there'd be a naked man
326
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,619
at a feminist bookstore,
327
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:09,644
or a woman, based on that
one time I studied abroad.
328
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,789
Really? Th... No, you know what?
329
00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:13,649
Don't distract me while we're arguing.
330
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,151
The point is I would have been riled up
331
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,899
because I would have wanted
you to know that I cared.
332
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,599
Douglas, if me being a
jealous, crazy person
333
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,869
is the only way that you
know I care about you,
334
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,029
then I feel sorry for you.
335
00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:26,450
Oh, so, now you feel sorry for me?
336
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,490
Yeah, it's sad.
337
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,239
Then I guess I'm just a sad man.
338
00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,542
Douglas.
339
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,000
I'm walking out the door.
340
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,717
The coats have disappeared.
341
00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:48,680
Girls, that is for the parents.
342
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,478
Get that bread on some tables now.
343
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,556
We're starving.
344
00:12:51,557 --> 00:12:53,389
Is someone gonna check on Miggy?
345
00:12:53,390 --> 00:12:55,299
Just gonna take a little cat nap.
346
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:58,399
Up in no time. Miggy,
you're sick. Go home.
347
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,169
No, he is fine.
348
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,610
What the hell, Will?
349
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,699
What is the big deal? You like Colin.
350
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,409
Now, thanks to me, he knows that.
351
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,700
He does?
352
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,990
What are you thinking?!
353
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,700
God, this is none of your business.
354
00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,879
Of course it is. You're my best friend.
355
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:14,279
Look, I know we took a break,
356
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,963
- but I'm trying...
- Will, we haven't talked in forever.
357
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:19,089
You were busy with Tracy
358
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,359
and then busy getting over Tracy,
359
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,529
and I was over here doing my own thing.
360
00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:24,439
Did you even know that I ate
361
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,090
one of those jumbo barrels of Chex Mix?
362
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:29,129
Yeah. And I think I did
permanent damage to my colon.
363
00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:30,599
I'm seeing a specialist.
364
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,620
Okay.
365
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,799
Well, I've been through stuff, too.
366
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,930
I had a very serious
girlfriend for two hours,
367
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,440
whose name escapes me right now.
368
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,909
Well, you missed when I got
really into Pokémon Go.
369
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,479
I got hit by a car.
370
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:42,499
You think that's something?
371
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,650
I actually hit a woman with my ca...
372
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,119
Oh, my gosh, Angie.
373
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,599
Why did you run into the woods?
374
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,649
Yeah, I'm Italian! By the way...
375
00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:53,379
Graham hung out with his dad,
376
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,199
and you never even asked me about that.
377
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,294
Do you know who helped me through that?
378
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,659
Douglas.
379
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:00,919
Do you have any idea how
hard-up you have to be
380
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,999
to lean on Douglas?
381
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,339
Angie, I'm sorry, okay? I wish
I had been there for that,
382
00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,889
and I really wish I hadn't
hit you with my car.
383
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,509
But I'm here now.
384
00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:12,439
And... And that's what tonight
was supposed to be about.
385
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,579
You can't just snap your
fingers and expect us
386
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,020
to go back to right where we were.
387
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,273
I'm gonna get some air.
388
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:20,318
Angie...
389
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,823
Colin called you "fetching."
390
00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,549
Of course he did.
391
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,411
I'm fetching as hell.
392
00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:34,079
Hey, Will, is this a bad time?
393
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,529
Kinda. Do you really need me?
394
00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:39,169
Eh. We're good.
395
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:47,340
Angie?
396
00:14:47,345 --> 00:14:49,249
Are you, uh...
397
00:14:49,250 --> 00:14:50,470
headed to your car?
398
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,550
Oh, no.
399
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,649
Am I giving you a segue to
talk about the gas station?
400
00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,290
I don't think I can
handle that right now.
401
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,980
No.
402
00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:01,759
I'm too tired to be weird
around you right now.
403
00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:07,359
Is there... any world where
there's alcohol in that?
404
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,369
That depends.
405
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:11,243
Would that be something that
you would judge me for?
406
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,370
You clearly don't know me at all.
407
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:17,209
Oh.
408
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,809
Wow. Ooh.
409
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,171
It's straight vodka.
410
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:22,679
Yeah, I used one of those plungers
411
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:24,540
that you get in a box
of children's medicine.
412
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:25,675
I use a funnel.
413
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,299
I'm sorry that I've...
414
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,139
acted so strangely.
415
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:35,389
I, uh... I'm on serious medication
416
00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:37,599
for a self-inflicted digestive issue.
417
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,429
And also...
418
00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,899
you make me nervous.
419
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,839
Well, if it's any consolation,
420
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,469
I'm new to being single.
421
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:52,839
I'm not really that
good at this, either.
422
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,953
You're okay.
423
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,580
You know, Will said some really
interesting things about you.
424
00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,749
Well, don't believe him. He's lying.
425
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,080
- He's trying to destroy me.
- No.
426
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,080
He said that you're incredibly kind,
427
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:08,049
and that you're raising a wonderful kid.
428
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,259
Despite the fact that you've been
429
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,229
to two Good Charlotte concerts.
430
00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,269
And that no matter what,
you're always there for him.
431
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:18,799
He would know.
432
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,890
He's my best friend.
433
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,520
He's, like, you know,
434
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:26,151
the kind of guy you want to
hang out with at a gas station.
435
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,799
- And we're back.
- I almost made it.
436
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,198
Yeah. So close.
437
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,249
I'm gonna go back in.
438
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:34,577
I think Will needs my help.
439
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,539
Thank you.
440
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,880
Strong.
441
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,338
Do you really think I'm fetching?
442
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,429
Yes.
443
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:02,059
I don't know why you guys are cheering.
444
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:04,099
It's pretty obvious this
dinner isn't going to happen.
445
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,066
And someone needs to take Miggy home.
446
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:08,480
- We're taking care of it.
- Eat the soup!
447
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:11,709
All right, let's go tell
these parents to go home.
448
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:13,570
No one's going anywhere!
449
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,280
Will and Angie are back!
450
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,280
It's dinnertime, bitches!
451
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:19,497
Not you. Let's go!
452
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,099
No, "Chez Second Grade."
453
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:25,219
That's a fraudulent charge. But...
454
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,049
No, my credit card wasn't stolen.
455
00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,679
I just don't think that
I should have to pay
456
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,790
for it.
457
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:40,569
Listen, I-I-I'm obviously sorry
for how I behaved earlier.
458
00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:43,020
I'm... I'm embarrassed.
459
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,519
Look, Douglas, you know I love you,
460
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,799
and me not getting jealous
is proof of that.
461
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,310
It means I trust you.
462
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,279
You're right.
463
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,649
It's just Graham, you know?
464
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:54,189
He got me all turned around.
465
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,160
I just wanted to have
a nice conversation,
466
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:57,989
but he wouldn't let it go.
467
00:17:57,990 --> 00:18:00,219
Eh, but to be honest,
he's Italian, you know?
468
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,640
They're not over the war.
469
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:03,240
So, to be clear, you're gonna blame
470
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,789
your behavior tonight on Graham?
471
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:06,260
Most of it. Yes.
472
00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:09,212
And maybe it was me a little, too.
473
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,739
Uh-huh.
474
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,279
Poppy, look, I am...
475
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,927
I'm just not used to
dating a woman like you,
476
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:20,050
so put together, so steady,
so age-appropriate.
477
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:22,430
Let's not get it twisted.
I'm still way too young for you.
478
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,149
And, look, I'm sorry.
479
00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:27,009
I'm never gonna be that... crazy woman
480
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,649
you may have wanted in the past.
481
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:32,400
But there's still other
ways we can keep it hot.
482
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,320
Ooh.
483
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,389
Mm.
484
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,492
I think I'll go run a bath.
485
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,919
And I also ordered some spicy Thai food.
486
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:45,139
Thank you. Because you know
I ate nothing at that dinner.
487
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,420
Ah. I'm looking for Chipmunk.
488
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,380
- It's a mole thing.
- Oh.
489
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,090
Okay. Let me just get him.
490
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,719
You know what? Actually, no.
491
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,090
I'm not buying this mole thing.
492
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,300
But you're very fair, so I
hope you use sunscreen.
493
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,549
I use Crisco.
494
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,979
Look, I don't want to
bloody my knuckles,
495
00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,719
so you've got five seconds
to get out of my sight,
496
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,899
'cause it's Valentine's Day
497
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,739
and I'm gonna eat Thai food with my man.
498
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:11,879
Then we might take a bath,
but probably a shower
499
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,610
because we've tried it and
we both can't fit in the tub.
500
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,697
Wow.
501
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,799
- Was that the food?
- Uh, yeah.
502
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,239
Yeah, they forgot the chopsticks,
503
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,660
so I sent them back.
504
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,799
Of course you did.
505
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,460
Thanks for coming back.
506
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,040
I-I think you were right.
507
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:36,590
I can't just snap my fingers and
get us back to where we were.
508
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:40,349
Hey. Look at this
dinner we put together.
509
00:19:40,350 --> 00:19:41,999
I think we already have.
510
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,010
Hey, Angie.
511
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,220
You ready?
512
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:47,729
Sorry, Will, I would help
with the cleanup, but, um...
513
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,229
Oh, God.
514
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:50,770
I should've had an excuse ready to go.
515
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,899
Are you cool if I head out?
516
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,399
'Course. Yeah.
517
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,619
Enjoy your evening
518
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,029
with Hilltop's
second-hottest single dad.
519
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,400
Who's the first? Hmm.
520
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,700
Solid burn.
521
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:02,939
Happy Valentine's Day, Ang.
522
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,950
You too.
523
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,309
Hey.
524
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,710
Nightcap, chief?
525
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,670
Yeah, it's been a long night.
I could use one.
526
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,012
Well, the bar's closed.
527
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,040
Oh, my God.
528
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,939
- Danny.
- Is Angie here?
529
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,149
I got something important
I want to say to her.
530
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,439
Aw, bud.
531
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,270
She left with someone else.
532
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,979
I'm too late.
533
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:48,206
That poor, beautiful boy.
534
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:51,750
Oh, hey, Graham.
535
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,919
Hey, Poppy. How was
your Valentine's Day?
536
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,370
Really nice. And yours?
537
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:59,460
Rory took most of my tips,
but I still had enough for these.
538
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,630
New laces.
539
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,039
Well, they're playing my song.
540
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,399
Gotta go.
541
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,470
One more thing.
542
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,699
I know you're trying to
break me and Douglas up,
543
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,010
but it's not gonna work.
544
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,770
But I-I was just...
545
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,855
Shh, shh!
546
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,680
Run along now.
547
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,400
Like a son to me.
548
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,399
Mm.
549
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:27,400
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