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So, this is how we're kicking off
Thanksgiving, huh?
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Watching a second-grade president
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on a power trip pardon a turkey?
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Sad thing is, this is
the highlight of my week.
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Give Rory a break.
He's running for re-election.
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I spent all night helping him
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with his Barack Obama impression.
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Uh, look, uh, I want to be clear.
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That's pretty good.
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- Thanks.
- Hey. Miggy's gonna be a minute.
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He's stuck in the security line.
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This ain't right.
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We all got a job to do.
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Hey, Room Parent,
I saw your coffee station.
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A little worried those beans
weren't farmed responsibly.
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Yeah, that's because they weren't.
Move along, please.
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Hm.
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Pronstroller... she just
broke up with her boyfriend,
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so now all of her extra energy
is directed on me.
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She texted me last night,
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asking if I was okay with
non-gendered CPR dummies.
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- Hmm.
- I have no opinion in these matters.
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Tell you what I do know...
that woman needs a man.
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Uh...
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Will, why don't you
take her off my hands?
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I'm dating someone.
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Tracy Freeze?
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I told you I'm bringing her
to your Thanksgiving?
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Hey, Miggy.
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Did you know if you don't have
kids at this school,
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they put you on a list?
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Check this... you and me, we're gonna be
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the only single losers at Thanksgiving.
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Oh, you're not gonna love this,
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but, um, I've been seeing
someone for a few weeks.
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We're vibing pretty hard!
I'm gonna bring her.
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Really?
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So, it's just gonna be me
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and Tony at the singles table.
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Well, actually,
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Cassandra and Tony
are back together again.
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She stopped gambling,
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and he's actually learning
how to listen.
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♪ 'Cause we're number one ♪
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♪ Number one, number one,
number one, number one ♪
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♪ Number one, number one ♪
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Good morning, Hilltop.
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Today, I would like to grant
a presidential pardon
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to a very special guest.
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Please welcome Cookies!
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Whoa!
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- Code Blue! Get him out!
- Let's go! Let's go!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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02x08 - Every Thursday Should Be Like This
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Oh.
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Hello, Tony.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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I thought I was doing the turkey,
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but I guess we have two turkeys.
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What a blessing.
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Well, he's doing it again.
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Tony always has to one-up me
at the holidays.
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This is just like Labor Day.
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You know what? Tony is an old man.
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The only thing he's at war with is time.
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Well, looks like my hands
are gonna be full,
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so can you do me a favor
and hang out with Tracy
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- when she gets here?
- Oh, really, dude?
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The one good thing about
being single on Thanksgiving
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is being able to drink
without having responsibility
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for anybody but myself.
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- Isn't Graham here?
- Probably.
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Look, it'll be easy.
You and Tracy are friends.
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We've said, like, four words
to each other ever...
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"Hi," "Hello," "Hey," and "Nice shoes,"
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which is just girl-speak for
"Hello," so, doesn't count.
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Angie, this is Tracy and I's
first holiday together,
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and, more importantly,
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my first opportunity to cook her a bird.
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So the stakes could not be higher.
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I'm begging you, please
just put in a little effort.
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Today is about gathering
and sharing in the...
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Oh, no, that's fine, Tony.
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Use as much of my sea salt as you need.
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Son of a bitch.
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What are we doing?
The guests are arriving.
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And you know this is
a white Thanksgiving,
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so folks are gonna want to eat at 2:00.
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I just want to savor this moment
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before we're besieged with riffraff...
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and yes, I am including
our kids in that mix.
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Oh. Well, I don't know.
It's such a big house.
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So many rooms to give thanks in.
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Indeed.
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Including rooms I've never seen before.
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Oh, that door's locked.
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Can we unlock it?
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Let's not ruin the sensual atmosphere
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with questions.
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Uh-huh.
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Time to play host.
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Okay.
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Sorry, but what's behind the door?
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Oh, your ass gonna get opened.
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This is the life.
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Why do we need to wait
for holidays to relax?
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Every Thursday should be like this.
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Emma Fogerty's off the clock.
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Feels good to let the gut out.
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Fine, I'll get it.
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Got forbid I lay down for five seconds.
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Ms. Homily Pronstroller!
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Graham. Happy Genocide Day.
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My teacher.
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In my temporary home?
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Who's watching the school?
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Hi, friends.
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Uh, what are we doing with our day?
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I hope we're not just lying around.
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Um... no. No.
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We are in our comfy pants...
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because we are rehearsing
our Thanksgiving play.
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Well, I'm sure it'll reflect
everything I've taught you
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and not traditional holiday stereotypes.
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Great. Now we got to
come up with a play.
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We're screwed.
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Do any of you even remember
the Thanksgiving unit?
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No.
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If I thought I wasn't gonna
direct a play today, I was crazy.
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To the sauna!
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Okay, so you're really just
gonna let it sit...
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- You're dating the teacher?
- Yeah.
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Did you think I was hanging out at
your kids' school for no reason?
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And none of you said anything?
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Oh, this is fantastic.
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I was hoping she'd start dating again
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so she'd have more in her life
than just ordering me around.
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Miggy, my simple friend,
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you are the answer to my prayers.
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Our vibe is electric.
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Me plus her equals heart emoji
plus fireworks emoji
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plus a double dose of train emojis.
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- It's an inside joke.
- Mm.
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Douglas, did you get my text
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about the blow-up snowman we got
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for the holiday pageant?
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Well, it didn't come with a motor,
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so you're gonna have to
blow it up with your mouth.
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I did and will certainly get to it.
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I just wouldn't want to take
time away from you and Miggy.
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You call that vibe electric?
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Why didn't you say anything?
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Oh, we've never talked.
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You're dating someone
you've never talked to?
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That's how people date
in the digital age.
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It's all about sliding into DMs,
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GIFs, likes, reposts, double taps.
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You feel me?
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I do not, nor will I ever.
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Nice shoes, Tracy.
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Oh, nice shoes to you.
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Hmm.
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Did I say "nice shoes"?
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Yeah. Did I say it back?
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- Yeah.
- Mm.
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You know, it's been a while
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since I've done a group Thanksgiving.
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Most years, I just do Walter's Diner.
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Shut up.
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- You know Walter's?
- Yes! Of course.
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It's exclusively for
sad and single people.
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It's like the middle seat on a plane,
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but a restaurant.
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Huh. Tracy Freeze knows Walter's.
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Did not see that coming.
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Oh, yeah. I'm a wild card.
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Check this... I have
a bearded dragon named BJ.
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What? No way.
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Yeah. No cage. Just loose in my house.
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Okay, Freeze.
I'm not changing the channel.
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What else you got?
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Miggy? A moment?
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- Yo.
- Listen.
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I just got another e-mail
from Pronstroller.
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Subject heading... "Clear
your next five Saturdays."
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I thought you were gonna
get her off my back.
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Dude, I told you, people my age
don't have conversations.
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Well, maybe it's time
you learned how to have one.
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In fact... Pronstroller?
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Both of you, in my study, 10 minutes.
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And you may want to brace yourself,
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because I have multiple paintings
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by George W. Bush in there.
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Oh.
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You're kidding.
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- I am not kidding!
- Oh.
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This printer is stylish
and fire-resistant.
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- Oh. Mm.
- Snerfink.
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Make a note of it in your phone.
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- S-N-E-R-F...
- Mm-hmm.
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- ...I-N-K.
- I-N-K.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I am sold.
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I am buying one.
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Can't! It was recalled years ago.
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- No.
- Okay, your turn.
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Okay. Um... let's see.
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I told you about...
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the Chipotle I co-own in Memphis,
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- my meltdown at the Laugh Factory...
- Ah.
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...how I was in the test trial
of NuvaRing.
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I feel like that's it.
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Dig deep, Freeze. I'm gonna go gas up,
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and when I come back, I want juicy.
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Juice.
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Juice.
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I think Tony put something in my gravy.
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How's it going with Tracy?
Seems like you guys are bonding.
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We are.
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Will, did you know
that Tracy is actually cool?
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Like, you are dating a cool person.
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She's got a frickin'
loose lizard in her house.
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Well, Angie, and I mean this
in the nicest way possible...
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in your face.
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So, you want me to tell you
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everything I know about Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, and hurry. Or do you not
want me to go to college?
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Okay.
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Um... Plymouth Rock.
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Corn is maize.
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Um... Santa Maria?
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That was Columbus. Are you kidding me?
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This was a waste of my time.
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All right. You were right.
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I was wrong.
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She's perfect. Are you happy?
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I will be happy when I am
standing on Tony's grave.
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Tony, don't touch that stuff!
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I'll preheat your ass to 350!
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Oh, Angie, do you know anything about...
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Of course you don't.
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Hey, uh, I thought of something juicy
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- to tell you about me.
- Ooh.
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Juice me, Freeze.
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But remember, you can't tell
anyone, especially Will.
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Mama loves a secret. Come on.
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I, um...
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I don't like Sophie.
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Hey-o!
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But for real, what is it?
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No, for real. That kid is so annoying.
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- Ooh! Yeah.
- Right?
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- Mm!
- Oh, God.
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- This is fun.
- Mm-hmm.
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What fun.
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We're still having fun.
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Mm.
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All righty. First things first...
give me your phones.
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What?
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I'll give them back to you
when we're done. Come on.
260
00:09:33,234 --> 00:09:34,702
Miggy, what are you doing?
261
00:09:34,735 --> 00:09:36,462
Oh. Sometimes,
when I don't have my phone,
262
00:09:36,487 --> 00:09:37,705
my thumb continues texting.
263
00:09:37,737 --> 00:09:39,031
Stop it!
264
00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,157
All right, I've come up
265
00:09:40,182 --> 00:09:42,744
with a few everyday
conversation starters.
266
00:09:44,611 --> 00:09:46,480
"Baseball Hall of Famers."
267
00:09:46,514 --> 00:09:48,149
"Poetry... Why?"
268
00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:50,752
"Conical-shaped brassieres."
269
00:09:50,784 --> 00:09:53,387
"How to look like a gentleman
in the hot summer months."
270
00:09:53,421 --> 00:09:54,722
Now, that is a rich vein,
271
00:09:54,754 --> 00:09:57,891
and you may find yourself musing
on the subject of shorts.
272
00:09:57,924 --> 00:09:59,560
Are they ever appropriate?
273
00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:01,096
You'll get there on your own.
274
00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:16,277
Oh, hey, Poppy. There you are.
275
00:10:16,309 --> 00:10:17,845
I've got to talk to you.
Wait, what are you doing?
276
00:10:17,879 --> 00:10:18,980
Douglas won't tell me
what's behind this door,
277
00:10:19,013 --> 00:10:20,281
so I'm breaking in.
278
00:10:20,313 --> 00:10:21,682
Yeah. My thing's more interesting.
279
00:10:21,716 --> 00:10:23,418
Look. Get this, all right?
280
00:10:23,451 --> 00:10:25,186
Will's girlfriend, Tracy Freeze,
281
00:10:25,219 --> 00:10:28,523
said she doesn't like Sophie.
282
00:10:28,556 --> 00:10:29,624
Bombshell.
283
00:10:29,657 --> 00:10:31,626
- Wait. How is that a bombshell?
- Because.
284
00:10:31,658 --> 00:10:34,528
Wouldn't you be upset if Douglas
said Rory was annoying?
285
00:10:34,562 --> 00:10:36,498
Oh, I'm pretty sure Douglas
does find Rory annoying,
286
00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,131
because... news flash...
kids are annoying.
287
00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:41,202
Ooh, that should be
a slogan for condoms.
288
00:10:41,235 --> 00:10:42,504
Anyway, Ang, please tell me
289
00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:43,805
you didn't make a big deal out of this.
290
00:10:43,837 --> 00:10:45,272
Relax, all right?
291
00:10:45,306 --> 00:10:47,675
On the inside, I was super judgmental,
292
00:10:47,707 --> 00:10:50,010
but on the outside,
I said all the right things.
293
00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:51,612
Oh, God.
294
00:10:51,645 --> 00:10:54,214
I can't believe I said I didn't
like my boyfriend's daughter.
295
00:10:54,248 --> 00:10:56,283
That is a big problem.
296
00:10:56,317 --> 00:10:58,019
And also, I meant it. Ohhh.
297
00:10:58,052 --> 00:10:59,187
Are Will and I doomed?
298
00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:02,624
I meeeeeean...
299
00:11:02,657 --> 00:11:04,826
Oh, no. You "I meaned" her?
300
00:11:04,859 --> 00:11:06,461
"I mean" is a neutral statement.
301
00:11:06,494 --> 00:11:08,162
Yeah, but what about
the high-pitched part?
302
00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:09,464
That part I can't explain.
303
00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:12,299
Look, don't you think that
Will should know about this?
304
00:11:12,332 --> 00:11:14,468
Okay, look, Ang, I'm on
my own deadline here, okay,
305
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:15,669
so let's speed things along.
306
00:11:15,702 --> 00:11:16,971
Permission to switch into bitch mode.
307
00:11:17,004 --> 00:11:18,038
Permission granted.
308
00:11:18,072 --> 00:11:19,307
Bitch, what is this really about?
309
00:11:19,340 --> 00:11:21,375
Are you hating on
other people's relationships
310
00:11:21,408 --> 00:11:23,043
just because you're the only
single person here?
311
00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:25,980
Bitch, do not
single-shame me, all right?
312
00:11:26,013 --> 00:11:27,248
I may not be in a relationship,
313
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,315
but at least I'm not
trying to break into
314
00:11:28,349 --> 00:11:29,684
my boyfriend's locked door.
315
00:11:29,716 --> 00:11:31,752
Bitch, that man had a secret son.
316
00:11:31,785 --> 00:11:33,654
For all I know, there's a twin
brother behind that door,
317
00:11:33,687 --> 00:11:34,889
or... or a dead wife
318
00:11:34,922 --> 00:11:36,157
or illegally imported skin products
319
00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:38,393
I could use just in case
black does crack.
320
00:11:38,426 --> 00:11:40,862
Now, look, Ang,
Will and Tracy's relationship
321
00:11:40,894 --> 00:11:42,329
is not your business.
322
00:11:42,362 --> 00:11:44,097
So just support him.
He'd do the same for you.
323
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,833
You're right, okay?
324
00:11:46,866 --> 00:11:48,202
I will let it go.
325
00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:49,504
But for the record,
326
00:11:49,537 --> 00:11:51,072
I'm not the only single person here.
327
00:11:52,239 --> 00:11:53,541
None of the kids have dates.
328
00:11:53,573 --> 00:11:55,577
Yes, bitch.
329
00:11:58,078 --> 00:12:00,447
- Hey, have you seen Poppy?
- No.
330
00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,116
Have you seen Tracy or Angie or Miggy
331
00:12:03,149 --> 00:12:04,351
or any of our children?
332
00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:05,687
Where is everyone?
333
00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,921
What the hell happened to your hand?
334
00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:09,022
The short version is,
I punched Tony's turkey.
335
00:12:09,056 --> 00:12:10,692
Will you cut the guy a break?
336
00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:12,460
He's a good egg,
and he's had a hard life.
337
00:12:12,493 --> 00:12:14,262
He's seen things...
338
00:12:14,294 --> 00:12:16,497
usually through the sight
of a high-powered rifle.
339
00:12:19,432 --> 00:12:20,467
What was that?
340
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,202
That's the sound of two 24-year-olds
341
00:12:22,235 --> 00:12:24,304
attempting to have a conversation.
342
00:12:24,337 --> 00:12:27,774
They must have gotten to the
card that says "Desert Storm."
343
00:12:27,807 --> 00:12:29,376
Right.
344
00:12:29,409 --> 00:12:30,644
Wait, what?
345
00:12:30,677 --> 00:12:33,047
We had to invade.
Saddam had us by the balls...
346
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,081
Oh, God!
347
00:12:34,115 --> 00:12:36,216
Hey, Douglas. Great flashcards.
348
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,418
Hope you don't want them back.
349
00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:41,722
It's been two hours, and we're nowhere.
350
00:12:41,755 --> 00:12:43,156
What do we do?
351
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:44,626
You know what? I say we stage
a medical emergency.
352
00:12:44,658 --> 00:12:46,159
Sophie, let me see you faint.
353
00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:47,495
- You do it.
- Fine.
354
00:12:47,528 --> 00:12:48,663
Take notes, babies.
355
00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:51,633
It's '97,
356
00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:54,902
and we've just lost our princess.
357
00:12:57,471 --> 00:12:59,072
Hey, guys.
358
00:12:59,105 --> 00:13:01,408
Who said that? Are you an angel?
359
00:13:01,442 --> 00:13:03,144
Yeah. Have you seen Tracy?
360
00:13:03,177 --> 00:13:04,144
No.
361
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:05,178
Hey, Angie, what the heck?
362
00:13:05,211 --> 00:13:06,980
I just got a text. Tracy said she left?
363
00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:08,483
Oh, my God.
364
00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:10,284
Okay. Come with me.
365
00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:13,528
And scene.
366
00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:16,847
Mm. Ah.
367
00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:18,776
Mm.
368
00:13:18,837 --> 00:13:20,500
Hey, D, you want to get in on this?
369
00:13:20,525 --> 00:13:22,461
Do I want to drink from
the faucet with you?
370
00:13:22,493 --> 00:13:24,423
- I do not.
- Okay.
371
00:13:24,529 --> 00:13:27,466
Uh, guess you didn't need
those flashcards.
372
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,667
No, we did. We got to one
that said "boat names,"
373
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:30,768
and I was like, "I don't know any,"
374
00:13:30,801 --> 00:13:32,403
and she was like, "Let's have sex."
375
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:34,472
And you obliged, in my home.
376
00:13:34,506 --> 00:13:37,675
Well, at least things with
you two are moving along.
377
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:38,676
Nah, we're through.
378
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,613
We DM'd, we liked each
other's posts, we had sex.
379
00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:43,648
- That's the arc.
- No, no, no.
380
00:13:43,682 --> 00:13:45,317
The arc is you keep seeing her
381
00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:47,852
so I can get back to a world
with no nut allergies
382
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:50,188
and where everyone knows
what gender they are.
383
00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:52,024
Yeah, but I don't know if
I really like Pronstroller.
384
00:13:52,057 --> 00:13:53,258
I barely know her.
385
00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,593
Well, then why end it
before you find out?
386
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,996
Come on. Don't pretend like you care.
387
00:13:58,029 --> 00:13:59,264
I do.
388
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,433
I started to like the idea
of you having someone.
389
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,770
I was tired of watching you
walk around alone
390
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,472
with your weird hat and weird baby.
391
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:08,841
He is weird, right?
392
00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:13,111
Listen, you can always go back
to your BMs,
393
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,280
but you have to ask yourself...
394
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,616
"Maybe I'm ready for
something more real."
395
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,718
You mean like what you have with Poppy?
396
00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,286
Do not discuss my private life.
397
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,989
But yes.
398
00:14:25,022 --> 00:14:29,627
Hey, guys, the play is almost...
399
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,295
Oh, no.
400
00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,064
Oh, God.
401
00:14:33,097 --> 00:14:35,900
No one's buying it, Rory.
402
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:37,269
God, this kid's annoying.
403
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,475
Walter's?
404
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,910
Isn't this place for people without
families, loved ones, or hope?
405
00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:48,646
No depression, no despair, no service.
406
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,582
Oh, no. Tracy is here.
407
00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:52,317
Ugh, this is all my fault.
408
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,984
I got so caught up in my feud with Tony,
409
00:14:54,017 --> 00:14:55,753
I didn't spend any time
with my girlfriend.
410
00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:57,488
What if that was Tony's plan all along?
411
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:00,157
Will, no.
412
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,492
This is actually on me.
413
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:04,195
We started talking
about your relationship,
414
00:15:04,228 --> 00:15:05,863
and I may have spooked her.
415
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:07,364
What? How?
416
00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:08,933
It was accidental.
417
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:12,103
Oh. I specifically asked you
to be supportive this time.
418
00:15:12,136 --> 00:15:13,270
A-And I was, and it was
going really well.
419
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:14,905
I even shared some of Douglas' wine...
420
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:17,742
the good stuff that I hoard
for myself in the sauna.
421
00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,844
But then she said something
that I didn't love,
422
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,078
and I tried to be cool...
423
00:15:21,112 --> 00:15:22,613
Oh, God. You "I meaned" her.
424
00:15:22,646 --> 00:15:24,849
- No. I never said that.
- You "I mean" me all the time.
425
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,184
Why do you think I have a beard again?
426
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,352
Is that why that thing is back?
427
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,121
You do think I look
better with it, right?
428
00:15:29,154 --> 00:15:31,523
I meeeeeeean...
429
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:33,190
- Well, now, I am very confused.
- Okay, look.
430
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,794
Tracy is great, okay?
431
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:38,730
And maybe I was feeling down
432
00:15:38,762 --> 00:15:41,632
about being the only
single person at Thanksgiving,
433
00:15:41,665 --> 00:15:43,701
and I took it out on her.
434
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,704
But you're in a good relationship...
over the holidays.
435
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,905
That never happens.
436
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:53,237
So, go. Get your girl.
437
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:57,882
Thanks.
438
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,584
Wait. What did Tracy say that upset you?
439
00:16:00,617 --> 00:16:02,554
She just said that...
440
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,890
she was very excited
to try Tony's turkey.
441
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,424
Oh, yeah? Well, is she also excited
for him to go straight to Hell?
442
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,927
- Don't do this. Just go.
- Okay.
443
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:27,078
That's what I'm talking about, Walter.
444
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,148
Keep that diner single.
445
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,584
Are you okay?
I haven't seen you all day.
446
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,686
Look.
447
00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:37,354
The truth is, I got in my head
448
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,756
that you're hiding something in here.
449
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,525
And this is your next logical step?
450
00:16:40,558 --> 00:16:43,361
Hey, in my defense, you've had
your share of skeletons, Douglas.
451
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:44,963
Okay, you're right.
I haven't been an open book.
452
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:47,999
But I promise you, I'm not
hiding any more adult sons.
453
00:16:48,031 --> 00:16:49,767
Why'd you specify adult sons?
454
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,268
You know what? I'm sorry.
455
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,838
I'm just... I'm paranoid because...
456
00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:56,274
I haven't been in something
this good in a while,
457
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,109
and you're making me a little crazy.
458
00:16:58,141 --> 00:16:59,977
You think you're crazy?
459
00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:02,981
I just lectured Miggy
on the benefits of romance,
460
00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:05,317
and that was only 50%
out of self-interest.
461
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,318
That's what you're doing to my brain.
462
00:17:07,351 --> 00:17:10,955
You actually make me thankful
on Thanksgiving.
463
00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:14,392
- For me?
- Mm-hmm.
464
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:17,494
Well, I'm thankful for you, too.
465
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,836
And I meant everything I said.
466
00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,471
But I really got to know
what's behind this door.
467
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,372
So, can you...
468
00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:29,640
You are unbelievable.
469
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,276
Well, I-I just want to see it.
470
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:36,747
Well, that's a real let-down.
471
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,148
Yeah.
472
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:46,590
Hey, so, uh, I made a couple of cards.
473
00:17:46,624 --> 00:17:47,659
They're not as good as Douglas',
474
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:50,895
but... I-I want to get to know you.
475
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:55,000
Okay.
476
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,034
"Food."
477
00:17:57,068 --> 00:17:59,203
"Table."
478
00:17:59,236 --> 00:18:00,371
"Chairs."
479
00:18:00,405 --> 00:18:02,339
W-Were these just things
you were looking at?
480
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,174
Yeah, yeah. You know what?
You're right. These are stupid.
481
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:05,542
No, no. I want to talk.
482
00:18:05,576 --> 00:18:08,179
Let's do, um... food.
483
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,614
- Okay.
- Okay.
484
00:18:09,646 --> 00:18:12,783
Um... I...
485
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,452
I like ranch dressing.
486
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:15,686
I love ranch!
487
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,454
It's my second-favorite food,
after ketchup.
488
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:20,859
So, is everything cool with Tracy?
489
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,027
Yeah.
490
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,962
I, uh, I think I'll wait
till after the holidays
491
00:18:23,994 --> 00:18:25,229
to bring up the Tony thing...
492
00:18:25,262 --> 00:18:27,365
if they aren't sleeping
with each other by then.
493
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,466
Or you could drop it
and never bring it up.
494
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,269
Oh, Angie.
495
00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:32,703
Permission to go full bitch mode?
496
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,238
- Denied.
- Damn it.
497
00:18:34,271 --> 00:18:35,706
I'm gonna go check on my turkey.
498
00:18:39,242 --> 00:18:42,947
So... glad you and Will
worked things out.
499
00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:44,049
We did.
500
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,649
And thank you for
bringing him to Walter's
501
00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:47,818
and not spilling any of that
crazy stuff I said.
502
00:18:47,851 --> 00:18:48,886
Oh. Of course.
503
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,889
I mean, you know, the truth is, it's...
504
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,123
it's not that crazy.
505
00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:54,725
I didn't really get kids
until I had one of my own.
506
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,062
And even now, I'm only half on board.
507
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,630
Kidding. Wonderful child.
508
00:18:58,663 --> 00:18:59,897
I get it, Angie.
509
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,799
You and Will are both parents.
510
00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:03,567
You'll always have that bond.
511
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,636
I'm not part of your club.
512
00:19:05,670 --> 00:19:07,439
Oh. Well, no, that's not what I meant.
513
00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:08,973
It's all good.
514
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:11,910
And it was fun almost making
friends with you tonight.
515
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,011
Almost?
516
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:15,079
- But I thought we had a good time.
- We did.
517
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,349
But I don't think
we're gonna do that again.
518
00:19:19,282 --> 00:19:21,019
Thank you for keeping my secret,
519
00:19:21,051 --> 00:19:23,687
and I promise I will keep yours.
520
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:25,423
Wait, what secret?
521
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,393
I think you know.
522
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,463
You're in my seat.
523
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:37,167
Oh.
524
00:19:44,741 --> 00:19:47,945
Oh. You must be Cassandra.
525
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,848
Mom, over here.
526
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:56,620
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present Tony's turkey.
527
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,289
- Wow.
- As big as a condor
528
00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,957
and twice as delicious.
529
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,960
But also, probably more important,
530
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,628
is save some room for my turkey,
which will be out shortly.
531
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:06,965
It's just someone turned off the oven.
532
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,748
But you don't know anything
about that, do you, Tony?
533
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:10,135
There. There. He just smiled.
534
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,636
Did you see that? Did you see?
535
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,405
He's 110 pounds of pure evil.
536
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:15,205
Okay, well, just eat the damn turkey.
537
00:20:15,239 --> 00:20:16,641
Fine.
538
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,911
I will eat this slop,
but I will not be happy about...
539
00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:21,353
Oh. Oh, my God.
540
00:20:21,378 --> 00:20:24,182
It's the best thing
I've ever tasted in my life.
541
00:20:24,214 --> 00:20:25,683
It's my own fault.
542
00:20:25,715 --> 00:20:27,851
All those times I punched it
made it more tender.
543
00:20:27,885 --> 00:20:32,156
Okay. Tony, you've done it again.
544
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,658
Tony.
545
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,026
Tony.
546
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,828
Tony?
547
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,362
Ah, let him sleep.
548
00:20:38,395 --> 00:20:41,665
He has a 5k tomorrow.
549
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:42,934
To Thanksgiving.
550
00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:45,933
Happy Thanksgiving.
551
00:20:47,238 --> 00:20:49,323
This is the story about Thanksgiving...
552
00:20:49,394 --> 00:20:51,425
a story that reflects
all of the knowledge
553
00:20:51,456 --> 00:20:52,511
bestowed upon us
554
00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:54,780
by our guest of honor, Ms. Pronstroller.
555
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,786
Pilgrims.
556
00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,186
Native Americans.
557
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,622
A new world.
558
00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:05,357
Turkeys.
559
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,792
- Cranberries.
- A boat.
560
00:21:07,826 --> 00:21:09,861
- Two boats.
- Three boats.
561
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,130
Possibly four boats.
562
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,568
Is this all they've learned this year?
563
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,636
Please e-mail all concerns to Douglas.
564
00:21:20,992 --> 00:21:25,992
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