1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:02,429 Sea Castle of Majken the Mermaid? 2 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,914 - It's a Swedish toy. - Mm. 3 00:00:03,979 --> 00:00:05,348 I went to IKEA for the meatballs, 4 00:00:05,420 --> 00:00:07,156 and here we are. 5 00:00:07,211 --> 00:00:10,515 The most important rule of assembling toys is relax. 6 00:00:10,548 --> 00:00:14,689 Just enjoy this lavender chamomile tea. 7 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:16,714 You guys! Aah! 8 00:00:16,748 --> 00:00:19,083 Whoa! Pizza in the morning! 9 00:00:19,117 --> 00:00:20,118 Sick save. 10 00:00:20,152 --> 00:00:21,853 Are you okay? Are you being chased? 11 00:00:21,886 --> 00:00:23,722 Do you guys remember Derek? 12 00:00:23,754 --> 00:00:25,089 Absent father of my child? 13 00:00:25,123 --> 00:00:26,926 Deputy Manager of Ratso's? 14 00:00:26,958 --> 00:00:28,726 Yeah, Angie, we know Derek. 15 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,963 - I don't really know him. - Okay, here. 16 00:00:31,018 --> 00:00:33,079 This... This is Derek. 17 00:00:33,664 --> 00:00:35,500 Whoa, dang! He's a babe. 18 00:00:35,533 --> 00:00:36,634 Is he? I don't see it. 19 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:38,503 So, I wrote Derek an epic e-mail. 20 00:00:38,536 --> 00:00:39,871 You might remember. 21 00:00:39,905 --> 00:00:41,573 And he never responded. 22 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:45,109 And then this morning, he responded in person. 23 00:00:45,143 --> 00:00:46,478 At my house. 24 00:00:46,511 --> 00:00:48,112 He's here? What did you do? 25 00:00:48,146 --> 00:00:49,414 The... The only thing I could. 26 00:00:49,447 --> 00:00:50,816 I told him I had to go to the spaghetti store, 27 00:00:50,849 --> 00:00:52,151 then drove to a church, lit a candle, 28 00:00:52,183 --> 00:00:53,852 drove a few more hours until I ran out of gas, 29 00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:55,454 jogged two miles, and now I'm here. 30 00:00:55,487 --> 00:00:57,722 - So, is Derek in your house now? - No. 31 00:00:57,755 --> 00:00:59,490 I put him outside like a dog outside Von's. 32 00:01:01,826 --> 00:01:03,194 Can you believe this? 33 00:01:03,227 --> 00:01:06,397 Who comes to your house and knocks on your door? 34 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,733 Hold up! 35 00:01:07,766 --> 00:01:09,501 Will, Angie got mailmanned! 36 00:01:09,534 --> 00:01:11,603 - Oh, snap! She did! - Oh, snap! 37 00:01:11,636 --> 00:01:13,572 - Yo, bring it in! - Bring it in! It's such a thing now! 38 00:01:13,605 --> 00:01:15,259 Are you guys seriously hugging over mailmanning? 39 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:16,241 I need your help. 40 00:01:16,275 --> 00:01:17,609 Oh, I wish we could, 41 00:01:17,643 --> 00:01:19,311 but we have to relaxingly assemble this elaborate toy. 42 00:01:19,343 --> 00:01:20,812 We're in. 43 00:01:20,846 --> 00:01:21,981 Yeah. We're in. 44 00:01:22,013 --> 00:01:23,948 We... We were... We were always in. 45 00:01:23,981 --> 00:01:26,951 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 46 00:01:29,453 --> 00:01:31,256 The deed is done. 47 00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:33,959 Poppy Banks, your Saturday night sleepover 48 00:01:33,992 --> 00:01:36,761 has been transferred to Phil, father of Louisa, 49 00:01:36,795 --> 00:01:38,530 a child I don't enjoy. 50 00:01:38,563 --> 00:01:39,798 So, we finally get a night alone. 51 00:01:39,831 --> 00:01:40,999 Oh, I am so ready. 52 00:01:41,033 --> 00:01:42,867 I am taking all my meds, 53 00:01:42,900 --> 00:01:45,804 - and I am Nordic Tracking my ass off! - Yes! 54 00:01:45,837 --> 00:01:47,873 I've never been on a date with you where you didn't have a heart attack. 55 00:01:47,906 --> 00:01:49,174 You're gonna love it. 56 00:01:49,206 --> 00:01:51,576 Tony is enacting the red carpet protocol. 57 00:01:51,609 --> 00:01:53,545 And I hired a neighbor girl 58 00:01:53,578 --> 00:01:56,015 who's gonna sing emotional songs at us through a window. 59 00:01:56,048 --> 00:01:58,817 So get ready for the most romantic 60 00:01:58,849 --> 00:02:01,386 low-sodium night of your life. 61 00:02:01,420 --> 00:02:03,322 Ooh! 62 00:02:03,355 --> 00:02:06,225 Gentlemen, the goal is simple. 63 00:02:06,257 --> 00:02:08,126 I need you to help me get rid of Derek. 64 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,029 - Are Super Soakers fair game? - Same question. 65 00:02:10,061 --> 00:02:11,397 Only if necessary. 66 00:02:11,429 --> 00:02:14,332 Now, I need to clearly tell him, "Listen up! 67 00:02:14,365 --> 00:02:15,701 You have no right to be here. 68 00:02:15,733 --> 00:02:17,335 Go back to Barstow." 69 00:02:17,369 --> 00:02:20,239 And that would be easy if it weren't for the urges. 70 00:02:20,272 --> 00:02:22,740 - Hmm. Not loving that. - Mm-hmm. Go on. 71 00:02:22,773 --> 00:02:26,144 My brain knows Derek is not a good guy, okay? 72 00:02:26,178 --> 00:02:28,714 But then he starts to play his guitar. 73 00:02:28,746 --> 00:02:31,850 Mm. And my brain short-circuits 74 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:33,251 and I can't trust my instincts 75 00:02:33,285 --> 00:02:34,987 and then... 76 00:02:35,019 --> 00:02:37,790 my body wants to throw his body on top of my bed. 77 00:02:37,822 --> 00:02:39,123 - We don't need details. - Sideways, right? 78 00:02:39,156 --> 00:02:40,291 Are you throwing him sideways in this fantasy? 79 00:02:40,325 --> 00:02:41,694 I can do anything. 80 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,128 I'm in control here. 81 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:46,065 - Angie. - What? 82 00:02:46,097 --> 00:02:48,633 This guy abandoned you, and you're still attracted to him? 83 00:02:48,666 --> 00:02:50,902 Yeah, bro. I didn't say it made sense! 84 00:02:50,935 --> 00:02:53,471 So, you want us to be a-a sex buffer? 85 00:02:53,505 --> 00:02:55,507 Buffer, lifeguard, loyal dog, pastor... 86 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:57,608 whatever gets you there. 87 00:02:57,642 --> 00:02:59,644 But I have to warn you... when we're out there in the field, 88 00:02:59,678 --> 00:03:01,947 you won't be dealing with me. 89 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:04,549 You will be dealing with Future Angie. 90 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,285 And Future Angie wants to bone. 91 00:03:06,317 --> 00:03:07,553 Bad. 92 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:10,456 Future Angie is an irascible ho. 93 00:03:10,488 --> 00:03:11,890 Can you contain her? 94 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:13,591 - Absolutely, yes. - By Super Soaker, if necessary! 95 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:15,127 Should we make it official? Blood pact? 96 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,962 Uh, how about a three-way handshake? 97 00:03:16,994 --> 00:03:18,430 Lamer, but okay. 98 00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:22,101 - One, two, three. - Three. 99 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:26,004 - Ow. Okay, you know what? - Ow. That hurt my nail. Sorry. 100 00:03:26,037 --> 00:03:27,272 We'll get it when we get there. Let's move. 101 00:03:27,304 --> 00:03:28,840 Okay. 102 00:03:28,874 --> 00:03:32,177 Thanks for the night hats, Louisa. 103 00:03:32,209 --> 00:03:33,911 You all look wonderful. 104 00:03:33,945 --> 00:03:35,680 And there's more good news. 105 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:38,984 Father said tomorrow, we can have oranges. 106 00:03:39,017 --> 00:03:41,754 Children. This is Owl. 107 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,890 You're all invited to watch him hunt mice in the yard. 108 00:03:44,922 --> 00:03:47,125 Come, Louisa, it's time for the feeding. 109 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:48,160 Yes, Father. 110 00:03:48,192 --> 00:03:50,328 Come. 111 00:03:50,362 --> 00:03:52,765 Wasn't your mom supposed to do the sleepover tonight? 112 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,599 Yeah, Poppy was supposed to make us watch "The Goonies." 113 00:03:54,632 --> 00:03:55,968 It's not like her to cancel. 114 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,969 Our dad was weird tonight, too. 115 00:03:58,002 --> 00:03:59,303 Girls, wake up! 116 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:00,304 Our parents are up to something, 117 00:04:00,338 --> 00:04:02,073 and they're keeping it from us! 118 00:04:02,107 --> 00:04:03,475 The nerve. 119 00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:05,743 Uh, guys? We have a bigger problem. 120 00:04:05,777 --> 00:04:06,978 This owl is a maniac. 121 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:10,615 Oh, my night of network stars! 122 00:04:10,648 --> 00:04:12,216 Yoo-hoo. 123 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:14,386 Owl grows impatient. 124 00:04:17,389 --> 00:04:20,359 No matter what happens, we stick together. 125 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:21,659 United we stand. 126 00:04:21,692 --> 00:04:23,829 Divided we fall. 127 00:04:23,861 --> 00:04:25,229 Break. 128 00:04:27,666 --> 00:04:30,002 And... we are not doing that. 129 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,236 Okay, girls. 130 00:04:31,269 --> 00:04:32,438 We're outta here. 131 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:34,606 Our parents are hiding a secret from us, 132 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:36,875 and we are gonna figure out what it is. 133 00:04:36,907 --> 00:04:38,843 We can't leave Sophie and Graham. 134 00:04:38,877 --> 00:04:41,146 You mean our "friends" who went to a summer camp 135 00:04:41,178 --> 00:04:43,515 where Lance Bass taught them Broadway choreography 136 00:04:43,548 --> 00:04:45,350 and never asked if we wanted to go? 137 00:04:45,382 --> 00:04:47,752 I am not losing sleep over this one. 138 00:04:49,187 --> 00:04:51,457 So? 139 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:53,225 So. 140 00:04:53,257 --> 00:04:56,361 So, is it weird that they're here? 141 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:00,164 Oh. 142 00:05:00,197 --> 00:05:01,834 That's just Will and Miggy. 143 00:05:01,866 --> 00:05:04,368 Is Will, like, your boyfriend? 144 00:05:04,402 --> 00:05:06,337 What? No. 145 00:05:06,370 --> 00:05:08,005 I mean, I'm sure he would make a good boyfriend. 146 00:05:08,039 --> 00:05:09,207 - Yes, I would. - Yeah. 147 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,909 Not... I'm not saying I want to be her b... 148 00:05:10,942 --> 00:05:12,050 - I have a girlfriend already. - No. 149 00:05:12,075 --> 00:05:13,144 - He has a girlfriend. - But... Yeah. 150 00:05:13,178 --> 00:05:14,512 And he hangs out with her all the time, and... 151 00:05:14,553 --> 00:05:15,896 There's an intimacy, but that's just 'cause we pair... 152 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:17,148 - we share parenting struggles. - Yeah, like... It's, like, a love... 153 00:05:17,181 --> 00:05:18,497 like, a mutual, like, friend love 154 00:05:18,522 --> 00:05:19,778 - where I count on him, he counts on me. - So it's... There's love. It's friend love. 155 00:05:19,803 --> 00:05:21,752 - We watch each other's kids. - Friend love. 156 00:05:21,786 --> 00:05:24,857 Angie, I am so glad you're not seeing him, okay? 157 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:26,291 He has rage issues. 158 00:05:26,324 --> 00:05:28,527 He attacked me in my place of work, 159 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,329 in my drive-thru. 160 00:05:30,361 --> 00:05:32,864 Oh, my God. 161 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:35,366 - Is this Graham's? - Give me that. 162 00:05:35,399 --> 00:05:37,902 You don't deserve to know anything about this lion. 163 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:39,738 Not that his name is Mr. Roar 164 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:41,539 or that Graham's had him since birth 165 00:05:41,572 --> 00:05:43,041 or that his first name is Shaq. 166 00:05:43,074 --> 00:05:44,510 No questions! 167 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:46,945 Got it. Deal. 168 00:05:55,486 --> 00:05:57,221 Angie, come to the corner! 169 00:05:57,255 --> 00:05:58,557 Uh... Excuse me. 170 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:00,459 I'm going to the corner. 171 00:06:01,825 --> 00:06:04,028 You guys, I know what I want to say, 172 00:06:04,062 --> 00:06:05,063 but I keep losing it. 173 00:06:05,096 --> 00:06:06,899 It's like I need a script or something. 174 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:09,768 Oh, hey, what about your epic e-mail? 175 00:06:09,796 --> 00:06:11,370 Yes! I'm gonna go print it. 176 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:13,638 No, Angie. No. You cannot use that printer. 177 00:06:13,671 --> 00:06:14,906 Okay, my printer is good. 178 00:06:14,940 --> 00:06:16,875 You're a tech snob. 179 00:06:19,243 --> 00:06:22,580 Best 20 bucks I ever spent. 180 00:06:22,613 --> 00:06:24,683 Smells like burning. 181 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:26,451 It's fine. 182 00:06:28,147 --> 00:06:30,240 ♪ Si lo so che non c'è luce ♪ 183 00:06:30,311 --> 00:06:34,126 ♪ In una stanza quando manca il sole ♪ 184 00:06:34,159 --> 00:06:37,329 - ♪ Se non ci sei ♪ - She's excellent! 185 00:06:37,361 --> 00:06:39,597 - ♪ Tu con me ♪ - Think we can turn down the volume?! 186 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:42,099 ♪ Con me ♪ 187 00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:45,603 ♪ Su le finestre ♪ 188 00:06:47,137 --> 00:06:49,140 That'll be all for tonight, Tony. 189 00:06:49,173 --> 00:06:51,006 You can go to your karate class. 190 00:06:55,981 --> 00:06:58,317 I'm nervous. 191 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:02,454 Just all the build-up. 192 00:07:02,486 --> 00:07:03,688 Oh, God! 193 00:07:03,721 --> 00:07:05,489 - Is it your heart? - No. Worse. 194 00:07:08,493 --> 00:07:11,029 If we can see them, they can see us, right? 195 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:12,864 Uh-huh. This is a disaster. 196 00:07:19,904 --> 00:07:21,640 Just scanning for salient points. 197 00:07:21,673 --> 00:07:23,875 I came here to say I'm sorry, Angie. 198 00:07:23,907 --> 00:07:25,509 What I did is unforgivable. 199 00:07:25,543 --> 00:07:27,245 There's no excuse whatsoever. 200 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:30,015 But just so you know, 201 00:07:30,048 --> 00:07:32,050 I was in a really bad place that summer. 202 00:07:32,082 --> 00:07:34,518 Train had just stolen "Hey, Soul Sister" from me 203 00:07:34,551 --> 00:07:35,620 and ruined it. 204 00:07:35,654 --> 00:07:37,822 The Tea Party was gaining momentum. 205 00:07:37,856 --> 00:07:39,891 And I was sniffing a lot of markers. 206 00:07:39,923 --> 00:07:41,192 I remember. 207 00:07:41,226 --> 00:07:43,327 The tip of your nose was always just a little blue. 208 00:07:43,361 --> 00:07:45,197 In all these years, I wanted to find you, 209 00:07:45,229 --> 00:07:46,731 but too much time had passed. 210 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:49,500 And then there you were in my Ratso's. 211 00:07:49,534 --> 00:07:52,236 And then I got your e-mail, and it was so long 212 00:07:52,269 --> 00:07:55,339 and graphic in terms of what I can do to my own ass. 213 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:59,077 But also so raw and beautiful 214 00:07:59,110 --> 00:08:02,581 and just real, like you. 215 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:06,618 Anyway, I'm sorry I barged in. 216 00:08:06,651 --> 00:08:08,920 I just felt like I needed to make a grand gesture. 217 00:08:08,952 --> 00:08:10,255 So I wrote you a song. 218 00:08:11,156 --> 00:08:12,990 You can go now. 219 00:08:13,024 --> 00:08:15,060 What?! Absolutely not! 220 00:08:15,092 --> 00:08:17,128 Angie, you are too emotional to think. 221 00:08:17,195 --> 00:08:18,730 You can't talk to her like that. 222 00:08:18,762 --> 00:08:21,233 - She asked me to say this. - No, I didn't. 223 00:08:21,265 --> 00:08:23,934 - What?! Don't believe her. - I think we need to believe women. 224 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:25,469 Yeah, I agree. It's 2019. 225 00:08:25,502 --> 00:08:27,572 This is why women need male allies. 226 00:08:27,604 --> 00:08:30,041 - Right? Yeah. - I am an ally! 227 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:32,043 I am the father of a daughter. 228 00:08:32,077 --> 00:08:33,945 - Wow! - Oh, this is sad, man. 229 00:08:33,977 --> 00:08:35,481 Like, I'm so embarrassed for you. 230 00:08:36,981 --> 00:08:39,117 She's asking you to leave. 231 00:08:40,818 --> 00:08:43,087 Okay. Miggy, come with me. 232 00:08:45,457 --> 00:08:47,192 I'm leaving with him, but I don't support his beliefs. 233 00:08:47,225 --> 00:08:48,293 Okay, Miggy. 234 00:08:48,326 --> 00:08:50,295 There is no way that 235 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:53,564 that man wrote "Hey, Soul Sister." 236 00:09:00,705 --> 00:09:02,708 Just one song, okay? 237 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:04,543 Then you leave. 238 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,988 You know, there's a lot more to that song 239 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,789 than just the first chord. 240 00:09:18,822 --> 00:09:20,859 - Do you want to hear the rest? - No. 241 00:09:20,891 --> 00:09:22,226 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 242 00:09:24,753 --> 00:09:29,614 So, the next step is to open this bag of 38 wooden screws. 243 00:09:29,691 --> 00:09:31,668 All right. 244 00:09:31,746 --> 00:09:33,350 Ohh! 245 00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:34,795 That's gonna be a setback. 246 00:09:34,871 --> 00:09:36,381 Mm! 247 00:09:37,515 --> 00:09:39,484 How could you guys?! 248 00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:41,118 Shishitos for the table! 249 00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:43,021 Whoa! 250 00:09:43,054 --> 00:09:46,324 There's screws all over your floors. 251 00:09:47,824 --> 00:09:49,761 How could you leave me like that?! 252 00:09:49,794 --> 00:09:51,162 Because you threw us under the bus 253 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,164 - and then literally pushed us out. - Yeah. 254 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:54,298 Good reason. 255 00:09:54,331 --> 00:09:56,400 I'm gonna go shame spiral in your castle. 256 00:09:56,434 --> 00:09:57,802 It's not done yet, but okay. 257 00:10:00,924 --> 00:10:02,640 I warned you. 258 00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:04,547 Future Angie is an animal. 259 00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:06,110 She gets what she wants. 260 00:10:06,142 --> 00:10:08,178 Please tell me that Derek is back in Barstow now. 261 00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:09,747 I put him outside again. 262 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:13,785 Maybe I should just 263 00:10:13,818 --> 00:10:15,920 date him until he leaves me again. 264 00:10:15,953 --> 00:10:17,355 Is that bad? 265 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:19,290 Yes! Come on, Angie! 266 00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:22,227 You just need to remember all the ways that Derek sucks. 267 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,262 For example, he works at a Ratso's, 268 00:10:24,295 --> 00:10:25,964 and he's not even the manager. 269 00:10:25,997 --> 00:10:27,332 And I bet in some lights, 270 00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:29,267 he doesn't look as hot as in other lights. 271 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,469 A-And he... he only cares about himself 272 00:10:31,502 --> 00:10:33,103 and his precious guitar. 273 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,473 You know, the day that he left me at the bus station, 274 00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,442 he had two tickets... for him and his guitar. 275 00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:38,675 True story. 276 00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:39,944 The guitar had a window seat 277 00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:41,079 while I was left stranded in a parking lot, 278 00:10:41,112 --> 00:10:42,780 pregnant with his kid. 279 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:46,150 Because Derek friggin' sucks! 280 00:10:46,183 --> 00:10:48,052 You know what? I am gonna go over there, 281 00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:50,320 and I'm gonna tell him that he needs to leave. 282 00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:53,391 And thanks to you guys, I can do it on my own. 283 00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:54,858 I believe in you. 284 00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:59,029 Keep your paws off our food. 285 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,401 They better not eat that salmon. 286 00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:06,070 Tony had to get up at the crack of dawn to catch that fish. 287 00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,738 Okay, look, they're onto us, all right? 288 00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,940 I think the only choice we have is to come clean. 289 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,542 Good plan. Small tweak... we lie. 290 00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,571 No way. I'm not lying. 291 00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:16,079 Okay, alternate plan. 292 00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:17,969 I-I throw a ball into a closet. 293 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,592 They chase it, we lock the closet, 294 00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:20,657 finish our salmon, 295 00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:22,520 and then we worry about it on the "B" side. 296 00:11:22,552 --> 00:11:25,289 Hey! You two aren't the only ones who can whisper. 297 00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:26,891 We just figured out what's going on. 298 00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:29,026 - We're not stupid. - It's pretty obvious. 299 00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:32,262 The fancy clothes, the ambiance. 300 00:11:32,295 --> 00:11:34,299 You're doing a test run for the surprise inaugural ball 301 00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,038 you're planning for me as class president. 302 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,202 Oh, honey, what we're... 303 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:40,037 Yes, Rory! That's exactly it! 304 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,071 Oh, yes! 305 00:11:41,104 --> 00:11:42,406 - Yes! Yes! Yes! - Party! 306 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,641 Yeah! 307 00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,945 Derek, you have no right to be here. 308 00:11:48,978 --> 00:11:50,681 And... 309 00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,349 Do you want to maybe turn that off? 310 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:53,651 I-I-I can't. 311 00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:55,118 It has to finish everything in the queue, 312 00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:56,521 or it's a whole thing. 313 00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:57,922 Look, I don't want you to think 314 00:11:57,954 --> 00:11:59,257 that I came here to sleep with you, 315 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:01,793 even though what we did was sacred and true. 316 00:12:01,825 --> 00:12:03,994 I came here to apologize. 317 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,731 And I've thought about this moment so many times, 318 00:12:07,765 --> 00:12:09,767 but I didn't really think about 319 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,435 what it would feel like to be here. 320 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,004 Like, this is where my son lives. 321 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,139 That's his sock. 322 00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:18,909 This is his spelling homework, and it's all wrong. 323 00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:20,545 Angie, I can't spell, either. 324 00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:23,146 I sometimes put a "C" in my name for no reason. 325 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,116 I feel like Graham would get that. 326 00:12:26,983 --> 00:12:29,954 Do you think... maybe I could meet him? 327 00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:32,323 No! Are you kidding?! 328 00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:34,391 You disappeared for nine years 329 00:12:34,425 --> 00:12:35,793 without a word! 330 00:12:35,825 --> 00:12:38,836 And, yeah, you're acting all sweet and sexy 331 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,230 and hot right now, 332 00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:42,532 but my number-one job as a parent is to keep Graham safe, 333 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:44,812 and you are not a safe person. 334 00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:48,142 Fire. 335 00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:50,376 Yeah. Yeah. You are a fire. 336 00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:51,531 No, like, a real fire! 337 00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,149 It's fine. 338 00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,619 It's done this before. Don't worry. 339 00:12:59,919 --> 00:13:01,554 It's not fine! 340 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,759 Now, if we add a cape, 341 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:09,062 I think that will achieve that "wow" factor you're looking for. 342 00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:10,330 Yeah. I hear you. 343 00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,397 Let's talk music. 344 00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:13,500 I got a contact for Shania Twain. 345 00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,168 Ah! I like it. Poppy, what do you think? 346 00:13:15,202 --> 00:13:17,538 Uh, what about just a fun playlist 347 00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:18,971 and a Bluetooth speaker? 348 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,441 - Eesh! - Oh, boy. 349 00:13:20,474 --> 00:13:22,876 This is Rory's inauguration. Think big. 350 00:13:22,908 --> 00:13:25,312 I'm gonna take a water break. 351 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,649 I'm gonna need you to take a lead on this one. 352 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,784 Poppy's ideas are frankly basic. 353 00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:38,258 That wasn't water. 354 00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,392 I know. 355 00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:42,229 Uh, look, I'm sorry. 356 00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,464 I don't want to lie to my son. 357 00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:46,366 What would you even tell him? 358 00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:48,769 We're 45 minutes into our first date. 359 00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:51,505 I think we deserve a chance to figure it out on our own 360 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:54,307 before letting it be controlled by some kid. 361 00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:55,942 Some kid? 362 00:13:55,976 --> 00:13:58,812 Uh, uh, look, I don't think kids should be a part of this. 363 00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:00,747 We're parents, Douglas. 364 00:14:00,779 --> 00:14:02,548 Kids are a part of this. 365 00:14:02,581 --> 00:14:04,250 Call me when you get that. 366 00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:05,619 Rory, let's go. 367 00:14:05,652 --> 00:14:07,221 - What? You're leaving? - Yeah. 368 00:14:07,254 --> 00:14:09,456 I'm gonna go have movie night with some kid. 369 00:14:14,928 --> 00:14:16,529 So, how ya doin'? 370 00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:19,732 My house and all my possessions are burning down, so... 371 00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:21,934 bad. Really bad. 372 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,737 I can't let it burn. I'll be back! 373 00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,539 Hey, where are you go... What are you doing?! 374 00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:29,442 Are you seriously risking your life to save a guitar?! 375 00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:30,476 Of course you are! 376 00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:32,379 Angie. Oh, my God. 377 00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:34,648 Did the sexual tension literally explode? 378 00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:38,252 Derek is inside trying to save his guitar! 379 00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:42,389 Oh, my God. 380 00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:45,325 Don't worry. 381 00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:47,126 He's safe. 382 00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:53,466 I guess in this moment, 383 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,168 - I see how he's good-looking. - Thank you. 384 00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:05,307 First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle. 385 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:06,495 Come on! 386 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,377 - The fat kid's name is Chunk? - Do it. 387 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,720 How does that possibly hold up in these body-positive times? 388 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,665 Yeah, it doesn't. But there's a pirate. 389 00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:17,846 So, I'm in my comfy pants 390 00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:20,230 and ready to dish on that fight with Douglas. 391 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,523 How can you two plan a ball together? 392 00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,565 You have literally nothing in common. 393 00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:25,901 You'd be surprised. 394 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,635 I mean, sometimes we have fun together. 395 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:29,704 Really? Spill that tea. 396 00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:31,940 The drama is in the details. 397 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,719 Okay, you do realize that I don't have 398 00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,744 to tell you everything, right? 399 00:15:35,777 --> 00:15:36,778 Ooh! 400 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,980 It's my event planner. 401 00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,581 Ellen! 402 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,984 You can't call me from the "L" train, sweetie. 403 00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,986 I can't hear you. I was... I can't. 404 00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:46,554 I really can't. 405 00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:56,932 Hi, there. 406 00:15:56,965 --> 00:16:01,136 We heard you were having a movie night and wanted to join... 407 00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,572 me and the kids, if it's not too late. 408 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,274 It's not too late. 409 00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:15,572 Bro, this is bad. 410 00:16:15,597 --> 00:16:16,918 So heartbreaking. 411 00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:18,040 - Oh, God. - Do you think Angie thought 412 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:19,175 to get renter's insurance? 413 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,654 - Angie! - Hey! 414 00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:24,068 What's up, girl? 415 00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:26,360 Well, Derek is out there 416 00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,129 giving his demo to the paramedics, 417 00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:30,154 as if they haven't been through enough. 418 00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:32,665 Hey, hey, hey. I downloaded it, and it's friggin' tight. 419 00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:33,668 They're gonna love it. 420 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,470 This place doesn't look that bad, right? 421 00:16:35,503 --> 00:16:36,638 Totally. 422 00:16:36,671 --> 00:16:40,141 Just looks... burnt. 423 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,244 I'm sorry. I thought I was gonna find a better word. 424 00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,674 Well, the printer doesn't have a scratch. 425 00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:47,244 - It's a miracle. - Angie. 426 00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,174 - Promise me you'll throw that printer out. - I can't. I just can't. 427 00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:52,787 I'm really glad you guys were here. 428 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,489 Wait, why were you here? 429 00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:56,487 Oh, Will decided that we should follow you back home 430 00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:57,792 to help you handle Derek. 431 00:16:57,826 --> 00:16:59,652 Oh, so, when you said you believed in me... 432 00:16:59,676 --> 00:17:01,369 - He didn't. - Dude, what are you doing? 433 00:17:01,394 --> 00:17:02,530 Dude, you just... 434 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,399 you literally said, "We need to help her, 435 00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:06,133 but we can't tell her that we didn't believe in"... 436 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,802 - Oh! - Okay, for the record, 437 00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:10,806 I was kicking him out when the fire started. 438 00:17:10,838 --> 00:17:13,274 But then he saved Mr. Roar. 439 00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,876 What am I supposed to do with that? 440 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,778 You know, as hard as the last nine years have been, 441 00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:19,948 one thing has always been clear... 442 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:23,001 Graham's dad was a bad guy. 443 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,884 But if Derek's even a little bit good, I... 444 00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,525 I don't know, i-it feels wrong 445 00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:32,260 keeping Graham away from him. 446 00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:35,463 Now I don't know what to do. 447 00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:37,399 Does that make sense? 448 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,533 It does. 449 00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:40,835 - Really? - Yeah. 450 00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,904 I mean, you know how I feel about Derek. 451 00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,973 I think that the guy's a tool 452 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,341 who is unworthy of you. 453 00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:51,380 But when it comes to Graham, 454 00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:53,015 you can trust your instincts. 455 00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:55,617 Thank you. 456 00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,020 Three-way handshake? 457 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,897 One, two, three! 458 00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:10,966 Fire! 459 00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:12,034 Huh? 460 00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:13,168 Why would you say that? 461 00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:16,138 - Like, literally anything but that. - Oh. 462 00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:17,706 ♪ For me ♪ 463 00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,908 ♪ Is good, is good enough ♪ 464 00:18:19,941 --> 00:18:22,210 I'm sorry I was so incessant about lying. 465 00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:25,746 It's my main move as a parent and a doctor. 466 00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,449 And a taxpayer. 467 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,718 That's okay. 468 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,220 I know you were just trying to protect 469 00:18:32,252 --> 00:18:34,355 whatever it is we're doing. 470 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:37,926 Maybe this is what it is. 471 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,561 I like this. 472 00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,563 You know, romance doesn't have to be 473 00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:45,066 hot towels and teenage mezzo-sopranos... 474 00:18:45,099 --> 00:18:46,103 ...and wine. 475 00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:48,087 Uh, we can still have wine. 476 00:18:48,112 --> 00:18:49,437 Good. 477 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,243 Bus 425 with service... 478 00:18:56,277 --> 00:18:58,113 Sorry about your guitar. 479 00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:00,849 Are you gonna be okay? 480 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,306 Yeah. I've survived worse. 481 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,610 Yeah. 482 00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:06,728 You mean me, right? 483 00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:08,497 Yeah, I thought that was pretty clear. 484 00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,465 Sorry, I'm not really good with subtext. 485 00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,567 - It's okay. - For what it's worth, 486 00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:16,671 I think I'm starting to get it... the parent thing. 487 00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:19,108 When I ran into that fire, 488 00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,609 all I could think about was Graham. 489 00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,112 Is that what it's like? 490 00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:25,914 You just think about him all the time? 491 00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,084 Yeah. 492 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:33,188 Well, give me a ring 493 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,872 if you're ever in my drive-thru again. 494 00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:36,966 I get 15% off the "Get Skinny" menu, 495 00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,659 but don't come at breakfast. 496 00:19:38,692 --> 00:19:39,828 It's too crazy. 497 00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,764 Wait. 498 00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:46,768 I'm not... 499 00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:48,704 ready for you to meet Graham. 500 00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:51,239 But after tonight... 501 00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:56,310 I'm okay with you getting to know about him. 502 00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:01,549 Oh, my God, are these...? 503 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:13,528 He's so little. 504 00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:16,031 Well, he'll age as the album goes on. 505 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:18,499 He's shirtless in his kindergarten photo. 506 00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:19,724 His idea. 507 00:20:29,801 --> 00:20:32,747 Thank you. 508 00:20:34,545 --> 00:20:36,919 I guess these guys are gonna be part of all of our interactions? 509 00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,706 For the foreseeable future, yeah. 510 00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:41,089 Well, if you come back to Ratso's, you can only bring Miggy. 511 00:20:41,129 --> 00:20:43,166 - Will's banned. - Worth it. 512 00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,290 Ratso's employees have to take a self-defense course 513 00:20:45,315 --> 00:20:46,328 because of you, dude. 514 00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:48,227 Oh, no. You had to take a course? 515 00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:50,634 I can't wait to read that chapter in your memoir. 516 00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:52,361 Okay, have fun underestimating women. 517 00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:53,484 What did you say to me?! 518 00:20:53,509 --> 00:20:55,070 What did you... Come say that to my face, bro! 519 00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,599 - I will destroy you! - I think you're great! 520 00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,802 And by the way, in high school, 521 00:20:59,835 --> 00:21:01,750 I started a Boy Feminist Club, 522 00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,909 and our slogan was, 523 00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,540 "Y Y Y? Because we care"! 524 00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:07,442 It was a chromosome joke! 525 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,558 And every night 526 00:21:08,591 --> 00:21:11,319 I go to sleep in a Nasty Girl shirt, 527 00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:14,219 so eat that, you bus rider! 528 00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:16,367 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 529 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,854 I'm a feminist. 530 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,356 I believe you. 531 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:26,280 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com