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Sea Castle of Majken the Mermaid?
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- It's a Swedish toy.
- Mm.
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I went to IKEA for the meatballs,
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and here we are.
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The most important rule
of assembling toys is relax.
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Just enjoy this lavender chamomile tea.
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You guys! Aah!
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Whoa! Pizza in the morning!
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Sick save.
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Are you okay? Are you being chased?
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Do you guys remember Derek?
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Absent father of my child?
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Deputy Manager of Ratso's?
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Yeah, Angie, we know Derek.
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- I don't really know him.
- Okay, here.
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This... This is Derek.
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Whoa, dang! He's a babe.
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Is he? I don't see it.
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So, I wrote Derek an epic e-mail.
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You might remember.
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And he never responded.
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And then this morning,
he responded in person.
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At my house.
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He's here? What did you do?
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The... The only thing I could.
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I told him I had to go
to the spaghetti store,
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then drove to a church, lit a candle,
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drove a few more hours
until I ran out of gas,
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jogged two miles, and now I'm here.
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- So, is Derek in your house now?
- No.
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I put him outside
like a dog outside Von's.
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Can you believe this?
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Who comes to your house
and knocks on your door?
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Hold up!
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Will, Angie got mailmanned!
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- Oh, snap! She did!
- Oh, snap!
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- Yo, bring it in!
- Bring it in! It's such a thing now!
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Are you guys seriously hugging
over mailmanning?
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I need your help.
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Oh, I wish we could,
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but we have to relaxingly
assemble this elaborate toy.
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We're in.
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Yeah. We're in.
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We... We were... We were always in.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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The deed is done.
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Poppy Banks,
your Saturday night sleepover
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has been transferred to Phil,
father of Louisa,
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a child I don't enjoy.
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So, we finally get a night alone.
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Oh, I am so ready.
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I am taking all my meds,
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- and I am Nordic Tracking my ass off!
- Yes!
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I've never been on a date with you
where you didn't have a heart attack.
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You're gonna love it.
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Tony is enacting
the red carpet protocol.
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And I hired a neighbor girl
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who's gonna sing emotional songs
at us through a window.
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So get ready for the most romantic
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low-sodium night of your life.
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Ooh!
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Gentlemen, the goal is simple.
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I need you to help me get rid of Derek.
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- Are Super Soakers fair game?
- Same question.
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Only if necessary.
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Now, I need to clearly tell him,
"Listen up!
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You have no right to be here.
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Go back to Barstow."
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And that would be easy
if it weren't for the urges.
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- Hmm. Not loving that.
- Mm-hmm. Go on.
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My brain knows
Derek is not a good guy, okay?
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But then he starts to play his guitar.
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Mm. And my brain short-circuits
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and I can't trust my instincts
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and then...
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my body wants to throw his body
on top of my bed.
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- We don't need details.
- Sideways, right?
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Are you throwing him sideways
in this fantasy?
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I can do anything.
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I'm in control here.
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- Angie.
- What?
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This guy abandoned you, and
you're still attracted to him?
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Yeah, bro. I didn't say it made sense!
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So, you want us to be a-a sex buffer?
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Buffer, lifeguard, loyal dog, pastor...
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whatever gets you there.
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But I have to warn you... when
we're out there in the field,
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you won't be dealing with me.
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You will be dealing with Future Angie.
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And Future Angie wants to bone.
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Bad.
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Future Angie is an irascible ho.
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Can you contain her?
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- Absolutely, yes.
- By Super Soaker, if necessary!
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Should we make it official? Blood pact?
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Uh, how about a three-way handshake?
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Lamer, but okay.
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- One, two, three.
- Three.
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- Ow. Okay, you know what?
- Ow. That hurt my nail. Sorry.
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We'll get it when we get there.
Let's move.
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Okay.
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Thanks for the night hats, Louisa.
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You all look wonderful.
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And there's more good news.
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Father said tomorrow,
we can have oranges.
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Children. This is Owl.
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You're all invited to watch him
hunt mice in the yard.
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Come, Louisa, it's time for the feeding.
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Yes, Father.
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Come.
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Wasn't your mom supposed to
do the sleepover tonight?
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Yeah, Poppy was supposed to
make us watch "The Goonies."
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It's not like her to cancel.
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Our dad was weird tonight, too.
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Girls, wake up!
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Our parents are up to something,
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and they're keeping it from us!
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The nerve.
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Uh, guys? We have a bigger problem.
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This owl is a maniac.
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Oh, my night of network stars!
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Yoo-hoo.
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Owl grows impatient.
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No matter what happens,
we stick together.
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United we stand.
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Divided we fall.
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Break.
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And... we are not doing that.
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Okay, girls.
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We're outta here.
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Our parents are hiding a secret from us,
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and we are gonna figure out what it is.
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We can't leave Sophie and Graham.
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You mean our "friends"
who went to a summer camp
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where Lance Bass taught them
Broadway choreography
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and never asked if we wanted to go?
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I am not losing sleep over this one.
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So?
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So.
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So, is it weird that they're here?
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Oh.
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That's just Will and Miggy.
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Is Will, like, your boyfriend?
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What? No.
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I mean, I'm sure he would make
a good boyfriend.
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- Yes, I would.
- Yeah.
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Not... I'm not saying
I want to be her b...
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- I have a girlfriend already.
- No.
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- He has a girlfriend.
- But... Yeah.
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And he hangs out with her
all the time, and...
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There's an intimacy, but that's
just 'cause we pair...
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- we share parenting struggles.
- Yeah, like... It's, like, a love...
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like, a mutual, like, friend love
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- where I count on him, he counts on me.
- So it's... There's love. It's friend love.
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- We watch each other's kids.
- Friend love.
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Angie, I am so glad
you're not seeing him, okay?
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He has rage issues.
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He attacked me in my place of work,
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in my drive-thru.
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Oh, my God.
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- Is this Graham's?
- Give me that.
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You don't deserve to know
anything about this lion.
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Not that his name is Mr. Roar
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or that Graham's had him since birth
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or that his first name is Shaq.
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No questions!
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Got it. Deal.
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Angie, come to the corner!
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Uh... Excuse me.
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I'm going to the corner.
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You guys, I know what I want to say,
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but I keep losing it.
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It's like I need a script or something.
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Oh, hey, what about your epic e-mail?
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Yes! I'm gonna go print it.
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No, Angie. No.
You cannot use that printer.
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Okay, my printer is good.
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You're a tech snob.
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Best 20 bucks I ever spent.
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Smells like burning.
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It's fine.
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♪ Si lo so che non c'è luce ♪
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♪ In una stanza quando manca il sole ♪
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- ♪ Se non ci sei ♪
- She's excellent!
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- ♪ Tu con me ♪
- Think we can turn down the volume?!
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♪ Con me ♪
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♪ Su le finestre ♪
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That'll be all for tonight, Tony.
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You can go to your karate class.
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I'm nervous.
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Just all the build-up.
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Oh, God!
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- Is it your heart?
- No. Worse.
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If we can see them,
they can see us, right?
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Uh-huh. This is a disaster.
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Just scanning for salient points.
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I came here to say I'm sorry, Angie.
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What I did is unforgivable.
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There's no excuse whatsoever.
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But just so you know,
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I was in a really bad place that summer.
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Train had just stolen
"Hey, Soul Sister" from me
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and ruined it.
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The Tea Party was gaining momentum.
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And I was sniffing a lot of markers.
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I remember.
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The tip of your nose
was always just a little blue.
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In all these years,
I wanted to find you,
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but too much time had passed.
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And then there you were in my Ratso's.
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And then I got your e-mail,
and it was so long
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and graphic in terms of
what I can do to my own ass.
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But also so raw and beautiful
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and just real, like you.
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Anyway, I'm sorry I barged in.
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I just felt like I needed
to make a grand gesture.
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So I wrote you a song.
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You can go now.
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What?! Absolutely not!
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Angie, you are too emotional to think.
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You can't talk to her like that.
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- She asked me to say this.
- No, I didn't.
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- What?! Don't believe her.
- I think we need to believe women.
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Yeah, I agree. It's 2019.
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This is why women need male allies.
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- Right? Yeah.
- I am an ally!
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I am the father of a daughter.
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- Wow!
- Oh, this is sad, man.
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Like, I'm so embarrassed for you.
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She's asking you to leave.
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Okay. Miggy, come with me.
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I'm leaving with him,
but I don't support his beliefs.
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Okay, Miggy.
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There is no way that
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that man wrote "Hey, Soul Sister."
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Just one song, okay?
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Then you leave.
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You know,
there's a lot more to that song
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than just the first chord.
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- Do you want to hear the rest?
- No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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So, the next step is to open
this bag of 38 wooden screws.
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All right.
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Ohh!
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That's gonna be a setback.
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Mm!
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How could you guys?!
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Shishitos for the table!
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Whoa!
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There's screws all over your floors.
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How could you leave me like that?!
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Because you threw us under the bus
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- and then literally pushed us out.
- Yeah.
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Good reason.
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I'm gonna go shame spiral
in your castle.
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It's not done yet, but okay.
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I warned you.
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Future Angie is an animal.
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She gets what she wants.
260
00:10:06,142 --> 00:10:08,178
Please tell me that Derek
is back in Barstow now.
261
00:10:08,212 --> 00:10:09,747
I put him outside again.
262
00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:13,785
Maybe I should just
263
00:10:13,818 --> 00:10:15,920
date him until he leaves me again.
264
00:10:15,953 --> 00:10:17,355
Is that bad?
265
00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:19,290
Yes! Come on, Angie!
266
00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:22,227
You just need to remember
all the ways that Derek sucks.
267
00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:24,262
For example, he works at a Ratso's,
268
00:10:24,295 --> 00:10:25,964
and he's not even the manager.
269
00:10:25,997 --> 00:10:27,332
And I bet in some lights,
270
00:10:27,364 --> 00:10:29,267
he doesn't look as hot
as in other lights.
271
00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,469
A-And he... he only cares about himself
272
00:10:31,502 --> 00:10:33,103
and his precious guitar.
273
00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,473
You know, the day that
he left me at the bus station,
274
00:10:35,506 --> 00:10:37,442
he had two tickets...
for him and his guitar.
275
00:10:37,474 --> 00:10:38,675
True story.
276
00:10:38,709 --> 00:10:39,944
The guitar had a window seat
277
00:10:39,977 --> 00:10:41,079
while I was left stranded
in a parking lot,
278
00:10:41,112 --> 00:10:42,780
pregnant with his kid.
279
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:46,150
Because Derek friggin' sucks!
280
00:10:46,183 --> 00:10:48,052
You know what? I am gonna go over there,
281
00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:50,320
and I'm gonna tell him
that he needs to leave.
282
00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:53,391
And thanks to you guys,
I can do it on my own.
283
00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:54,858
I believe in you.
284
00:10:56,826 --> 00:10:59,029
Keep your paws off our food.
285
00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,401
They better not eat that salmon.
286
00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:06,070
Tony had to get up at the crack
of dawn to catch that fish.
287
00:11:06,103 --> 00:11:07,738
Okay, look, they're onto us, all right?
288
00:11:07,771 --> 00:11:09,940
I think the only choice we have
is to come clean.
289
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:12,542
Good plan. Small tweak... we lie.
290
00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,571
No way. I'm not lying.
291
00:11:14,596 --> 00:11:16,079
Okay, alternate plan.
292
00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:17,969
I-I throw a ball into a closet.
293
00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,592
They chase it, we lock the closet,
294
00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:20,657
finish our salmon,
295
00:11:20,682 --> 00:11:22,520
and then we worry about it
on the "B" side.
296
00:11:22,552 --> 00:11:25,289
Hey! You two aren't
the only ones who can whisper.
297
00:11:25,323 --> 00:11:26,891
We just figured out what's going on.
298
00:11:26,924 --> 00:11:29,026
- We're not stupid.
- It's pretty obvious.
299
00:11:29,060 --> 00:11:32,262
The fancy clothes, the ambiance.
300
00:11:32,295 --> 00:11:34,299
You're doing a test run
for the surprise inaugural ball
301
00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:36,038
you're planning for me
as class president.
302
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,202
Oh, honey, what we're...
303
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:40,037
Yes, Rory! That's exactly it!
304
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:41,071
Oh, yes!
305
00:11:41,104 --> 00:11:42,406
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Party!
306
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,641
Yeah!
307
00:11:46,076 --> 00:11:48,945
Derek, you have no right to be here.
308
00:11:48,978 --> 00:11:50,681
And...
309
00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,349
Do you want to maybe turn that off?
310
00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:53,651
I-I-I can't.
311
00:11:53,684 --> 00:11:55,118
It has to finish
everything in the queue,
312
00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:56,521
or it's a whole thing.
313
00:11:56,554 --> 00:11:57,922
Look, I don't want you to think
314
00:11:57,954 --> 00:11:59,257
that I came here to sleep with you,
315
00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:01,793
even though what we did
was sacred and true.
316
00:12:01,825 --> 00:12:03,994
I came here to apologize.
317
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:07,731
And I've thought about
this moment so many times,
318
00:12:07,765 --> 00:12:09,767
but I didn't really think about
319
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,435
what it would feel like to be here.
320
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:14,004
Like, this is where my son lives.
321
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,139
That's his sock.
322
00:12:16,172 --> 00:12:18,909
This is his spelling homework,
and it's all wrong.
323
00:12:18,943 --> 00:12:20,545
Angie, I can't spell, either.
324
00:12:20,578 --> 00:12:23,146
I sometimes put a "C" in my name
for no reason.
325
00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:25,116
I feel like Graham would get that.
326
00:12:26,983 --> 00:12:29,954
Do you think... maybe I could meet him?
327
00:12:29,987 --> 00:12:32,323
No! Are you kidding?!
328
00:12:32,355 --> 00:12:34,391
You disappeared for nine years
329
00:12:34,425 --> 00:12:35,793
without a word!
330
00:12:35,825 --> 00:12:38,836
And, yeah, you're acting
all sweet and sexy
331
00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,230
and hot right now,
332
00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:42,532
but my number-one job as
a parent is to keep Graham safe,
333
00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:44,812
and you are not a safe person.
334
00:12:46,773 --> 00:12:48,142
Fire.
335
00:12:48,174 --> 00:12:50,376
Yeah. Yeah. You are a fire.
336
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:51,531
No, like, a real fire!
337
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,149
It's fine.
338
00:12:56,883 --> 00:12:58,619
It's done this before. Don't worry.
339
00:12:59,919 --> 00:13:01,554
It's not fine!
340
00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,759
Now, if we add a cape,
341
00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:09,062
I think that will achieve that
"wow" factor you're looking for.
342
00:13:09,095 --> 00:13:10,330
Yeah. I hear you.
343
00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,397
Let's talk music.
344
00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:13,500
I got a contact for Shania Twain.
345
00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,168
Ah! I like it. Poppy, what do you think?
346
00:13:15,202 --> 00:13:17,538
Uh, what about just a fun playlist
347
00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:18,971
and a Bluetooth speaker?
348
00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,441
- Eesh!
- Oh, boy.
349
00:13:20,474 --> 00:13:22,876
This is Rory's inauguration. Think big.
350
00:13:22,908 --> 00:13:25,312
I'm gonna take a water break.
351
00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,649
I'm gonna need you
to take a lead on this one.
352
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,784
Poppy's ideas are frankly basic.
353
00:13:36,456 --> 00:13:38,258
That wasn't water.
354
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:39,392
I know.
355
00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:42,229
Uh, look, I'm sorry.
356
00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,464
I don't want to lie to my son.
357
00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:46,366
What would you even tell him?
358
00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:48,769
We're 45 minutes into our first date.
359
00:13:48,802 --> 00:13:51,505
I think we deserve a chance
to figure it out on our own
360
00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:54,307
before letting it
be controlled by some kid.
361
00:13:54,341 --> 00:13:55,942
Some kid?
362
00:13:55,976 --> 00:13:58,812
Uh, uh, look, I don't think
kids should be a part of this.
363
00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:00,747
We're parents, Douglas.
364
00:14:00,779 --> 00:14:02,548
Kids are a part of this.
365
00:14:02,581 --> 00:14:04,250
Call me when you get that.
366
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:05,619
Rory, let's go.
367
00:14:05,652 --> 00:14:07,221
- What? You're leaving?
- Yeah.
368
00:14:07,254 --> 00:14:09,456
I'm gonna go have movie night
with some kid.
369
00:14:14,928 --> 00:14:16,529
So, how ya doin'?
370
00:14:16,562 --> 00:14:19,732
My house and all my possessions
are burning down, so...
371
00:14:19,765 --> 00:14:21,934
bad. Really bad.
372
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,737
I can't let it burn. I'll be back!
373
00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,539
Hey, where are you go...
What are you doing?!
374
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:29,442
Are you seriously risking
your life to save a guitar?!
375
00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:30,476
Of course you are!
376
00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:32,379
Angie. Oh, my God.
377
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:34,648
Did the sexual tension
literally explode?
378
00:14:34,681 --> 00:14:38,252
Derek is inside
trying to save his guitar!
379
00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:42,389
Oh, my God.
380
00:14:43,456 --> 00:14:45,325
Don't worry.
381
00:14:45,357 --> 00:14:47,126
He's safe.
382
00:14:52,197 --> 00:14:53,466
I guess in this moment,
383
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,168
- I see how he's good-looking.
- Thank you.
384
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:05,307
First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle.
385
00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:06,495
Come on!
386
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,377
- The fat kid's name is Chunk?
- Do it.
387
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,720
How does that possibly hold up
in these body-positive times?
388
00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,665
Yeah, it doesn't. But there's a pirate.
389
00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:17,846
So, I'm in my comfy pants
390
00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:20,230
and ready to dish on that fight
with Douglas.
391
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,523
How can you two plan a ball together?
392
00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:24,565
You have literally nothing in common.
393
00:15:24,599 --> 00:15:25,901
You'd be surprised.
394
00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,635
I mean, sometimes we have fun together.
395
00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:29,704
Really? Spill that tea.
396
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:31,940
The drama is in the details.
397
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,719
Okay, you do realize that I don't have
398
00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:35,744
to tell you everything, right?
399
00:15:35,777 --> 00:15:36,778
Ooh!
400
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:37,980
It's my event planner.
401
00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,581
Ellen!
402
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,984
You can't call me
from the "L" train, sweetie.
403
00:15:42,017 --> 00:15:43,986
I can't hear you. I was... I can't.
404
00:15:44,018 --> 00:15:46,554
I really can't.
405
00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:56,932
Hi, there.
406
00:15:56,965 --> 00:16:01,136
We heard you were having a movie
night and wanted to join...
407
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:04,572
me and the kids, if it's not too late.
408
00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:06,274
It's not too late.
409
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:15,572
Bro, this is bad.
410
00:16:15,597 --> 00:16:16,918
So heartbreaking.
411
00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:18,040
- Oh, God.
- Do you think Angie thought
412
00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:19,175
to get renter's insurance?
413
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,654
- Angie!
- Hey!
414
00:16:21,687 --> 00:16:24,068
What's up, girl?
415
00:16:24,158 --> 00:16:26,360
Well, Derek is out there
416
00:16:26,393 --> 00:16:28,129
giving his demo to the paramedics,
417
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:30,154
as if they haven't been through enough.
418
00:16:30,201 --> 00:16:32,665
Hey, hey, hey. I downloaded it,
and it's friggin' tight.
419
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:33,668
They're gonna love it.
420
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,470
This place doesn't look that bad, right?
421
00:16:35,503 --> 00:16:36,638
Totally.
422
00:16:36,671 --> 00:16:40,141
Just looks... burnt.
423
00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,244
I'm sorry. I thought I was gonna
find a better word.
424
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,674
Well, the printer doesn't have a scratch.
425
00:16:45,698 --> 00:16:47,244
- It's a miracle.
- Angie.
426
00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:49,174
- Promise me you'll throw that printer out.
- I can't. I just can't.
427
00:16:51,018 --> 00:16:52,787
I'm really glad you guys were here.
428
00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,489
Wait, why were you here?
429
00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:56,487
Oh, Will decided that
we should follow you back home
430
00:16:56,512 --> 00:16:57,792
to help you handle Derek.
431
00:16:57,826 --> 00:16:59,652
Oh, so, when you said
you believed in me...
432
00:16:59,676 --> 00:17:01,369
- He didn't.
- Dude, what are you doing?
433
00:17:01,394 --> 00:17:02,530
Dude, you just...
434
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,399
you literally said,
"We need to help her,
435
00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:06,133
but we can't tell her
that we didn't believe in"...
436
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,802
- Oh!
- Okay, for the record,
437
00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:10,806
I was kicking him out
when the fire started.
438
00:17:10,838 --> 00:17:13,274
But then he saved Mr. Roar.
439
00:17:13,307 --> 00:17:14,876
What am I supposed to do with that?
440
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,778
You know, as hard as
the last nine years have been,
441
00:17:17,812 --> 00:17:19,948
one thing has always been clear...
442
00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:23,001
Graham's dad was a bad guy.
443
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,884
But if Derek's even
a little bit good, I...
444
00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,525
I don't know, i-it feels wrong
445
00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:32,260
keeping Graham away from him.
446
00:17:34,162 --> 00:17:35,463
Now I don't know what to do.
447
00:17:35,497 --> 00:17:37,399
Does that make sense?
448
00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,533
It does.
449
00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:40,835
- Really?
- Yeah.
450
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,904
I mean, you know how I feel about Derek.
451
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,973
I think that the guy's a tool
452
00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,341
who is unworthy of you.
453
00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:51,380
But when it comes to Graham,
454
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:53,015
you can trust your instincts.
455
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:55,617
Thank you.
456
00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,020
Three-way handshake?
457
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,897
One, two, three!
458
00:18:09,931 --> 00:18:10,966
Fire!
459
00:18:10,999 --> 00:18:12,034
Huh?
460
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:13,168
Why would you say that?
461
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:16,138
- Like, literally anything but that.
- Oh.
462
00:18:16,171 --> 00:18:17,706
♪ For me ♪
463
00:18:17,739 --> 00:18:19,908
♪ Is good, is good enough ♪
464
00:18:19,941 --> 00:18:22,210
I'm sorry
I was so incessant about lying.
465
00:18:22,242 --> 00:18:25,746
It's my main move
as a parent and a doctor.
466
00:18:25,779 --> 00:18:27,449
And a taxpayer.
467
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,718
That's okay.
468
00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,220
I know you were just trying to protect
469
00:18:32,252 --> 00:18:34,355
whatever it is we're doing.
470
00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:37,926
Maybe this is what it is.
471
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,561
I like this.
472
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:41,563
You know, romance doesn't have to be
473
00:18:41,595 --> 00:18:45,066
hot towels and teenage mezzo-sopranos...
474
00:18:45,099 --> 00:18:46,103
...and wine.
475
00:18:46,128 --> 00:18:48,087
Uh, we can still have wine.
476
00:18:48,112 --> 00:18:49,437
Good.
477
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,243
Bus 425 with service...
478
00:18:56,277 --> 00:18:58,113
Sorry about your guitar.
479
00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:00,849
Are you gonna be okay?
480
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,306
Yeah. I've survived worse.
481
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,610
Yeah.
482
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:06,728
You mean me, right?
483
00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:08,497
Yeah, I thought that was pretty clear.
484
00:19:08,529 --> 00:19:10,465
Sorry, I'm not really good with subtext.
485
00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,567
- It's okay.
- For what it's worth,
486
00:19:12,601 --> 00:19:16,671
I think I'm starting
to get it... the parent thing.
487
00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:19,108
When I ran into that fire,
488
00:19:19,141 --> 00:19:20,609
all I could think about was Graham.
489
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:24,112
Is that what it's like?
490
00:19:24,145 --> 00:19:25,914
You just think about him all the time?
491
00:19:28,048 --> 00:19:29,084
Yeah.
492
00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:33,188
Well, give me a ring
493
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:34,872
if you're ever in my drive-thru again.
494
00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:36,966
I get 15% off the "Get Skinny" menu,
495
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,659
but don't come at breakfast.
496
00:19:38,692 --> 00:19:39,828
It's too crazy.
497
00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,764
Wait.
498
00:19:44,565 --> 00:19:46,768
I'm not...
499
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:48,704
ready for you to meet Graham.
500
00:19:48,737 --> 00:19:51,239
But after tonight...
501
00:19:52,636 --> 00:19:56,310
I'm okay with you
getting to know about him.
502
00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:01,549
Oh, my God, are these...?
503
00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:13,528
He's so little.
504
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:16,031
Well, he'll age as the album goes on.
505
00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:18,499
He's shirtless
in his kindergarten photo.
506
00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:19,724
His idea.
507
00:20:29,801 --> 00:20:32,747
Thank you.
508
00:20:34,545 --> 00:20:36,919
I guess these guys are gonna be
part of all of our interactions?
509
00:20:36,951 --> 00:20:38,706
For the foreseeable future, yeah.
510
00:20:38,731 --> 00:20:41,089
Well, if you come back to Ratso's,
you can only bring Miggy.
511
00:20:41,129 --> 00:20:43,166
- Will's banned.
- Worth it.
512
00:20:43,191 --> 00:20:45,290
Ratso's employees have to take
a self-defense course
513
00:20:45,315 --> 00:20:46,328
because of you, dude.
514
00:20:46,361 --> 00:20:48,227
Oh, no. You had to take a course?
515
00:20:48,252 --> 00:20:50,634
I can't wait to read
that chapter in your memoir.
516
00:20:50,659 --> 00:20:52,361
Okay, have fun underestimating women.
517
00:20:52,393 --> 00:20:53,484
What did you say to me?!
518
00:20:53,509 --> 00:20:55,070
What did you...
Come say that to my face, bro!
519
00:20:55,095 --> 00:20:57,599
- I will destroy you!
- I think you're great!
520
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:59,802
And by the way, in high school,
521
00:20:59,835 --> 00:21:01,750
I started a Boy Feminist Club,
522
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:02,909
and our slogan was,
523
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,540
"Y Y Y? Because we care"!
524
00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:07,442
It was a chromosome joke!
525
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:08,558
And every night
526
00:21:08,591 --> 00:21:11,319
I go to sleep in a Nasty Girl shirt,
527
00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:14,219
so eat that, you bus rider!
528
00:21:14,267 --> 00:21:16,367
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
529
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,854
I'm a feminist.
530
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,356
I believe you.
531
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:26,280
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