1 00:00:01,500 --> 00:00:04,460 Angie? I just came to check on you. 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:08,482 You, uh, didn't seem to love sending our kids off to camp. 3 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:10,384 That bus took my baby! 4 00:00:10,486 --> 00:00:11,719 Angie! 5 00:00:11,821 --> 00:00:13,020 I'm having a meltdown. 6 00:00:13,089 --> 00:00:14,488 I don't understand it. 7 00:00:14,557 --> 00:00:15,890 I was so excited for my summer freedom, 8 00:00:15,958 --> 00:00:18,225 and then I see that bus pulling away, and I just lost it. 9 00:00:18,294 --> 00:00:20,861 I get it. It's weird. We sent our kids to space! 10 00:00:20,930 --> 00:00:23,880 Or a simulated version of space at a camp in the desert 11 00:00:23,927 --> 00:00:25,232 two hours outside of Los Angeles. 12 00:00:25,301 --> 00:00:26,767 But hey, they are in good hands. 13 00:00:26,869 --> 00:00:29,437 I met Lance Bass, and he really is... 14 00:00:29,505 --> 00:00:31,939 I know you met him! Stop name-dropping Lance Bass! 15 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:34,709 Okay, I can tell that you are on edge, and I get it. 16 00:00:34,777 --> 00:00:36,494 You know, we can focus on all the things we can do 17 00:00:36,518 --> 00:00:37,679 now that we're kid-free. 18 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,746 - Yeah. - I mean, booze cruise. 19 00:00:38,815 --> 00:00:40,247 We've always wanted to try stand-up. 20 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:42,416 Oh! Grown-ups-only pizza party... question mark? 21 00:00:42,485 --> 00:00:43,784 Oh, I got it. 22 00:00:43,853 --> 00:00:44,985 I'm gonna go pick up Graham. 23 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,620 - What? - Yeah. I can't do this. 24 00:00:46,689 --> 00:00:47,822 I'm gonna go get him. 25 00:00:47,890 --> 00:00:49,490 Okay, did you hear the thing I said about booze cruise? 26 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:50,725 'Cause I think that's a healthier area... 27 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,193 But then I wouldn't be with Graham. 28 00:00:52,261 --> 00:00:54,628 If I go pick up Graham, then, I'm gonna be with Graham. 29 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:55,896 And I can still drink. 30 00:00:55,998 --> 00:00:57,264 Okay, then I'm gonna drive you. 31 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,499 - Really? - Yeah. 32 00:00:58,568 --> 00:00:59,867 I don't want you to be alone right now. 33 00:00:59,969 --> 00:01:01,702 That means a lot to me. 34 00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:04,572 Because I'm out of gas... like, all the way out. 35 00:01:04,674 --> 00:01:06,340 Road trip! 36 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:09,477 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:11,914 --> 00:01:14,081 And I look out my car window, 38 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:17,485 a-and there she is... Poppy, with Ron, 39 00:01:17,587 --> 00:01:20,087 necking like a couple teens on V-J Day. 40 00:01:20,189 --> 00:01:22,857 - Yo, D-Glass! - We're home, Dad. 41 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:24,425 Hey, Miggy. I'm dealing with something here. 42 00:01:24,527 --> 00:01:25,760 Can you come back in 10 years? 43 00:01:25,862 --> 00:01:27,361 No, no, no. There's something we got to show you. 44 00:01:27,463 --> 00:01:28,996 And get dressed, old man. 45 00:01:29,098 --> 00:01:30,631 You're not retired yet. 46 00:01:33,536 --> 00:01:34,902 Hey, hey! What the hell?! 47 00:01:35,004 --> 00:01:37,171 Oh, no! There's sand in my sneakers. 48 00:01:37,273 --> 00:01:39,874 There's got to be a better way. 49 00:01:39,976 --> 00:01:41,075 Presenting... 50 00:01:41,177 --> 00:01:42,877 Beach Sneaks. 51 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:45,746 Using proprietary Beach Sneaks technology... 52 00:01:45,848 --> 00:01:48,315 It's a bag on a shoe. I get it. 53 00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:49,817 Well, then, let's cut to the chase. 54 00:01:49,919 --> 00:01:52,767 I'm giving you the chance to get in on the ground floor. 55 00:01:52,792 --> 00:01:53,862 What do you say? 56 00:01:53,887 --> 00:01:55,921 Take every penny I have. 57 00:01:55,946 --> 00:01:56,955 - Yay! - Oh! 58 00:01:56,993 --> 00:01:58,123 - Yes! - That was insincere. 59 00:01:58,165 --> 00:02:00,007 I will give you nothing for this idea. 60 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:02,093 Off you go. Your idea stinks. 61 00:02:02,118 --> 00:02:03,829 And if it didn't, I still wouldn't invest, 62 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:07,032 because you clearly have no idea about business. 63 00:02:11,405 --> 00:02:12,804 We need to talk about last night. 64 00:02:12,906 --> 00:02:14,539 No, we need to talk about an opportunity 65 00:02:14,641 --> 00:02:15,941 - that'll change your life, right? - Nah. You're leaving. 66 00:02:16,043 --> 00:02:17,676 - Terrific. - Everyone loves to wear sneak... 67 00:02:22,449 --> 00:02:25,283 Can I pose a quesh? 68 00:02:25,385 --> 00:02:27,586 How's Graham gonna feel about us showing up? 69 00:02:27,688 --> 00:02:29,621 What if he's not happy being the only kid 70 00:02:29,723 --> 00:02:31,156 taken out of camp the first day? 71 00:02:31,258 --> 00:02:32,424 I don't want to focus on that. 72 00:02:32,526 --> 00:02:34,693 I just want to focus on the part where he's with me, 73 00:02:34,795 --> 00:02:36,962 in our house, staying there, and not leaving. 74 00:02:37,064 --> 00:02:40,499 Angie, is it possible you have abandonment issues? 75 00:02:40,601 --> 00:02:41,933 Me? 76 00:02:42,002 --> 00:02:43,101 Well... 77 00:02:43,170 --> 00:02:44,669 Fine. 78 00:02:44,771 --> 00:02:45,837 Make it about me. 79 00:02:45,906 --> 00:02:48,340 But, you know, if I do have "abandonment issues," 80 00:02:48,408 --> 00:02:50,242 it's only because everybody leaves. 81 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,711 That's how the world works. 82 00:02:52,813 --> 00:02:54,045 - Everybody? - Yeah, everybody. 83 00:02:54,147 --> 00:02:56,381 Grandparents, pets, Bobby Fischer... 84 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:58,250 - where the hell is that guy? - I don't know. 85 00:02:58,318 --> 00:02:59,951 Every teacher at the end of the school year... 86 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,887 just gone, like it all meant nothing, 87 00:03:01,955 --> 00:03:04,289 Graham's dad, every pen I've ever owned. 88 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:05,790 O... kay. Let's go back one. 89 00:03:05,859 --> 00:03:06,925 Where do all the pens go? 90 00:03:06,994 --> 00:03:08,894 They can't all be in the couch cushions. 91 00:03:08,962 --> 00:03:10,962 Graham's dad? 92 00:03:11,064 --> 00:03:13,431 You never say anything about him. Can we talk about that? 93 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,668 I don't like to talk about it. I get super pissed. 94 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:18,036 Angie. 95 00:03:19,273 --> 00:03:21,106 Fine. 96 00:03:21,208 --> 00:03:22,374 Uh... 97 00:03:24,011 --> 00:03:26,478 I was working the merch table at a music festival. 98 00:03:26,547 --> 00:03:28,881 I'd just been fired from American Eagle. 99 00:03:29,857 --> 00:03:33,118 And one night, I was jamming on a churro, 100 00:03:33,186 --> 00:03:36,655 when I hear a killer scream coming from the stage. 101 00:03:38,859 --> 00:03:40,025 I look up, 102 00:03:40,093 --> 00:03:42,594 and there is the sexiest man I had ever seen, 103 00:03:42,663 --> 00:03:45,830 shredding on his guitar. 104 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,198 Derek. 105 00:03:47,267 --> 00:03:49,067 We locked eyes. 106 00:03:49,136 --> 00:03:51,303 It seemed like fate. 107 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:54,739 He threw me his guitar pick. 108 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:57,342 That night, I joined them on tour. 109 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:58,743 I was on that bus all summer. 110 00:03:58,812 --> 00:04:01,980 It was super stinky, but I loved it. 111 00:04:02,082 --> 00:04:03,615 And I loved him. 112 00:04:03,684 --> 00:04:06,084 Oh, my God. You lived on a tour bus? 113 00:04:06,186 --> 00:04:07,852 Did you and the band members go sightseeing on... 114 00:04:07,921 --> 00:04:10,021 Shut up! You asked for this story! 115 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:11,856 Anyway... 116 00:04:11,925 --> 00:04:14,426 it was magical. 117 00:04:14,528 --> 00:04:15,961 But then... 118 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:19,898 about six weeks into the tour, I told him I was pregnant. 119 00:04:19,967 --> 00:04:21,433 And he seemed really happy. 120 00:04:21,501 --> 00:04:23,001 We talked about how cool it would be 121 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:24,636 to raise a kid on the road. 122 00:04:24,705 --> 00:04:26,515 Next thing I knew... 123 00:04:26,562 --> 00:04:29,007 he left me at a bus stop in Sacramento. 124 00:04:30,344 --> 00:04:31,443 So... 125 00:04:31,511 --> 00:04:33,578 it's mostly abandonment issues. 126 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:35,747 But I got a bus thing, too. 127 00:04:35,816 --> 00:04:38,450 Oh, Angie, I'm so sorry. 128 00:04:39,653 --> 00:04:41,586 Damn it! Now I'm pissed! 129 00:04:41,688 --> 00:04:43,154 I knew this would happen! 130 00:04:43,256 --> 00:04:44,689 I need to rock! 131 00:04:44,758 --> 00:04:46,091 There's only one veterinarian 132 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:47,592 who should be allowed to neuter dogs, 133 00:04:47,694 --> 00:04:48,927 and his name is God. 134 00:04:49,029 --> 00:04:50,695 Damn desert stations! 135 00:04:50,797 --> 00:04:52,364 I'm plugging in! 136 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:57,502 ♪ Ain't it funny how everyone tells you ♪ 137 00:04:58,187 --> 00:05:00,605 - Stop apologizing. - But I feel bad. 138 00:05:00,656 --> 00:05:01,734 About what? 139 00:05:01,775 --> 00:05:03,208 You seeing me kiss Ron, 140 00:05:03,310 --> 00:05:05,710 after you and I had our thing last week. 141 00:05:05,779 --> 00:05:07,612 Thing? Wha... Wha... Wha... What thing? 142 00:05:07,714 --> 00:05:08,913 I-I'm sorry. I really don't remember. 143 00:05:08,982 --> 00:05:11,349 I'm a very busy single dad, trying to have it all. 144 00:05:11,451 --> 00:05:13,885 Come on, Douglas. We kissed. 145 00:05:13,987 --> 00:05:15,787 You know, you were here, I was there. 146 00:05:15,856 --> 00:05:17,989 We pushed our faces together, and then we pulled apar... 147 00:05:18,058 --> 00:05:20,158 Now I'm just explaining what a kiss is. 148 00:05:20,227 --> 00:05:21,393 R-R-R-Right. All right, well, look. 149 00:05:21,461 --> 00:05:23,328 Don't feel sorry for me, because I got to be honest... 150 00:05:23,430 --> 00:05:25,296 I barely remember our encounter. 151 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:26,933 - Is that right? - You seem skeptical. 152 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:28,220 - I am. - Because? 153 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:29,534 Well, for one thing, you were sitting in front of 154 00:05:29,636 --> 00:05:30,902 my house last night in your car. 155 00:05:30,971 --> 00:05:32,837 I could hear the Simply Sinatra station from my porch. 156 00:05:33,774 --> 00:05:35,974 Hmm? What were you doing there? 157 00:05:36,076 --> 00:05:38,176 I-I was... 158 00:05:38,278 --> 00:05:40,245 returning... 159 00:05:40,347 --> 00:05:42,747 a-a blazer that... 160 00:05:42,849 --> 00:05:43,982 Yeah. 161 00:05:44,084 --> 00:05:45,216 Returning a blazer? 162 00:05:45,318 --> 00:05:46,317 Yep. Yep. 163 00:05:46,386 --> 00:05:47,986 Rory's special purple blazer... 164 00:05:48,055 --> 00:05:49,454 the one he calls "Liza." 165 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:52,090 I must have mistakenly grabbed it, thinking it was mine. 166 00:05:52,159 --> 00:05:54,426 Oh, I know Liza. I iron her once a week. 167 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:57,228 So, you thought that a tiny, grape-colored blazer was yours? 168 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,930 - That's right. - Not buying it. 169 00:05:58,999 --> 00:06:01,700 Well, buy it or don't buy it, baby, 'cause that's the truth. 170 00:06:01,768 --> 00:06:04,135 You're too scared to tell me the truth because you're weak. 171 00:06:04,204 --> 00:06:05,272 I-I'm weak? 172 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:07,505 You're the one that's getting back together with your ex! 173 00:06:07,574 --> 00:06:09,107 Look, you don't know anything about me and Ron. 174 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:10,775 Well, I know he's getting married today. 175 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:12,644 Actually, he called off the wedding. 176 00:06:12,713 --> 00:06:13,878 You know why? 177 00:06:15,348 --> 00:06:17,515 Because he's not afraid to tell me how he feels. 178 00:06:17,584 --> 00:06:19,551 What the hell is that supposed to mean?! 179 00:06:19,653 --> 00:06:21,519 Bye, Douglas. All right? 180 00:06:21,588 --> 00:06:23,455 I'll see you the next time you want to return a blazer. 181 00:06:26,660 --> 00:06:28,727 Her name is Liza! 182 00:06:32,489 --> 00:06:33,674 Are you crazy?! 183 00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:35,043 That's the best song on the album! 184 00:06:35,068 --> 00:06:37,202 We've been listening to different songs? 185 00:06:37,304 --> 00:06:39,537 I thought that was just one 55-minute scream. 186 00:06:41,608 --> 00:06:44,642 Which I support your need to listen to. 187 00:06:44,711 --> 00:06:46,311 I mean, Angie, it seems like 188 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:49,380 you got a lot of unresolved anger issues. 189 00:06:49,449 --> 00:06:51,716 I mean, what Derek did to you is unforgivable. 190 00:06:51,818 --> 00:06:53,651 Who abandons their pregnant girlfriend? 191 00:06:53,754 --> 00:06:56,621 And how dare he not even try to meet Graham. 192 00:06:56,723 --> 00:06:58,590 Especially since he lives in Barstow! 193 00:06:58,692 --> 00:06:59,891 It's only two hours away! 194 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,961 It's like, fire up an audiobook and go do the right thing, 195 00:07:03,063 --> 00:07:04,129 you hot doofus! 196 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:06,584 Angie! You know where he lives? 197 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,935 I may have done a light dive into the Internet. 198 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:13,905 Turns out that he's still trying to make the music thing happen, 199 00:07:13,974 --> 00:07:15,840 but now he's really into meditation 200 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:17,108 and past-life regression, 201 00:07:17,177 --> 00:07:19,210 and he works at a fast-food place called Ratso's. 202 00:07:19,279 --> 00:07:20,845 You knew all this, but you didn't try 203 00:07:20,914 --> 00:07:22,380 to find him and... and let him have it? 204 00:07:22,482 --> 00:07:23,414 And say what? 205 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:25,450 "Hey, Derek, you suck! 206 00:07:25,552 --> 00:07:28,453 How dare you turn your back on us! 207 00:07:28,555 --> 00:07:31,356 Chilling in Barstow after you leave me on the side of the road 208 00:07:31,424 --> 00:07:33,458 to rot, like a bag of trash!" 209 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:34,659 Damn right! 210 00:07:34,728 --> 00:07:36,060 You are not a bag of trash. 211 00:07:36,163 --> 00:07:38,596 No! He is! And he needs to know it! 212 00:07:38,698 --> 00:07:39,831 You know, forget Space Camp. 213 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:42,400 We're going to Barstow right now! 214 00:07:42,469 --> 00:07:43,635 This is nuts! 215 00:07:43,737 --> 00:07:45,737 But... yes! Let's do it! 216 00:07:45,839 --> 00:07:48,239 I want to give Derek a piece of my mind! 217 00:07:48,341 --> 00:07:50,275 And I'm gonna use all the cuss words! 218 00:07:50,377 --> 00:07:52,844 And I'm gonna maybe make up a few new ones... 219 00:07:52,946 --> 00:07:55,380 like Shoe-butt, or Honk-head! 220 00:07:55,482 --> 00:07:57,248 I don't know, I'm gonna come up with them in the moment. 221 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:59,818 But yeah! Let's ride! 222 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:01,085 Whoo! 223 00:08:03,423 --> 00:08:04,422 I just can't. 224 00:08:04,524 --> 00:08:05,657 - I can't. I'm sorry. - No, I-I know. I know. 225 00:08:05,759 --> 00:08:08,426 I know. It's fine. You can listen to your music now. 226 00:08:12,316 --> 00:08:14,850 "Ratso's... Burgers, Burritos, and Teriyaki." 227 00:08:14,919 --> 00:08:17,386 That's way too many cuisines for this food to actually be good. 228 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,421 I am amped for some confrontation, right? 229 00:08:19,523 --> 00:08:21,123 Like, Derek-style! Let's do this! 230 00:08:21,192 --> 00:08:22,324 Yeah! All right, so, what's the plan? 231 00:08:22,393 --> 00:08:23,659 Are we gonna storm in there and confront him? 232 00:08:23,761 --> 00:08:24,960 Or... Or should we wait by his car? 233 00:08:25,029 --> 00:08:26,261 You're the boss. I'll follow your lead. 234 00:08:26,330 --> 00:08:28,297 I don't know. Let's just see if he's here first. Do a lap. 235 00:08:28,399 --> 00:08:29,331 Cautious, but efficient. 236 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:30,532 - Yeah! - Hell yeah! 237 00:08:30,601 --> 00:08:32,301 I'm gonna get my burns ready, Derek! 238 00:08:32,370 --> 00:08:33,936 D'Amato coming in hot! 239 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:36,405 Hold up. Are... Are we in the drive-thru lane? 240 00:08:36,507 --> 00:08:37,573 What? Oh. 241 00:08:37,641 --> 00:08:39,795 Welcome to Ratso's. This is Derek. 242 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:40,883 May I take your order? 243 00:08:40,951 --> 00:08:43,218 Oh, my God. That's... That's his voice. 244 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,154 That's him. That... That's Derek. 245 00:08:45,222 --> 00:08:46,955 Okay, great. Now you can talk to him. 246 00:08:47,024 --> 00:08:48,190 - I can't do this. - Yes, you can. 247 00:08:48,259 --> 00:08:49,258 We drove all this way, Angie. 248 00:08:49,326 --> 00:08:51,527 - You have to get this off your chest. - No, I don't. 249 00:08:51,595 --> 00:08:53,162 I continue to welcome you to Ratso's. 250 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:54,596 Hello? I can't hear you. 251 00:08:54,665 --> 00:08:56,432 Please speak directly into the rat. 252 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,833 Reverse. Reverse. 253 00:08:57,902 --> 00:08:59,101 I can't now. There's a car behind us. 254 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,136 Well, just go over it, like monster trucks do! 255 00:09:01,238 --> 00:09:02,304 This isn't a monster truck. 256 00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:04,673 Damn it! Every time, it's not a monster truck! 257 00:09:04,775 --> 00:09:05,808 Are you there? 258 00:09:05,910 --> 00:09:07,543 The welcome to Ratso's is ongoing. 259 00:09:07,611 --> 00:09:10,312 - I would love to take your order. - Order some stuff. Stall him. 260 00:09:10,414 --> 00:09:11,713 Um, yes, hello. 261 00:09:11,782 --> 00:09:13,515 I would like to talk to you about the menu. 262 00:09:14,985 --> 00:09:17,286 Not now. I'm not hungry. 263 00:09:17,388 --> 00:09:18,387 Douglas! 264 00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:21,790 We're here to tell you you made a big mistake. 265 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:23,025 Huge. 266 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:25,527 After passing on the biggest opportunity of a lifetime, 267 00:09:25,596 --> 00:09:29,031 we pitched Beach Sneaks to a real business genius. 268 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:36,105 I'm in. 269 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:38,841 Your "business genius" was Dwayne? 270 00:09:38,943 --> 00:09:39,708 Yep. 271 00:09:39,777 --> 00:09:40,776 Oh. 272 00:09:40,878 --> 00:09:42,377 And he just texted the link to our website! 273 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,512 Look! 274 00:09:43,614 --> 00:09:45,848 Why does it say "Beach Sneaks by Dwayne"? 275 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:47,349 I thought it was your idea. 276 00:09:47,451 --> 00:09:48,550 Huh? 277 00:09:50,354 --> 00:09:51,753 This is hard to watch. 278 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:53,188 We're going to the shed. 279 00:09:54,291 --> 00:09:55,157 W... A... 280 00:09:55,259 --> 00:09:57,659 Only an idiot would trust Dwayne. 281 00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:58,760 You know what? 282 00:09:58,829 --> 00:10:00,996 I'm tired of you telling me I'm an idiot. 283 00:10:01,065 --> 00:10:03,332 At least I do more than criticize from a distance. 284 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,601 You just hide in your house behind your handsome butler. 285 00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:07,703 Oh! You should've seen him in his prime. 286 00:10:07,771 --> 00:10:09,438 They used to call him "The Lady Killer," 287 00:10:09,507 --> 00:10:12,207 and not just because his first wife disappeared. 288 00:10:12,276 --> 00:10:13,909 But at least I lead with my heart. 289 00:10:13,978 --> 00:10:16,044 And... And sure, it almost never works out, 290 00:10:16,113 --> 00:10:17,579 but I put myself out there. 291 00:10:17,648 --> 00:10:19,414 When's the last time you did that? 292 00:10:20,718 --> 00:10:22,784 Hey, I put myself out there, too. 293 00:10:22,887 --> 00:10:24,753 Right, Tony? 294 00:10:24,822 --> 00:10:25,754 Tony? 295 00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:27,055 Tony! 296 00:10:27,124 --> 00:10:28,190 Tony!! 297 00:10:28,259 --> 00:10:30,025 Oh, thank God. 298 00:10:30,127 --> 00:10:32,194 Every day's a blessing, huh, Tony? 299 00:10:32,263 --> 00:10:33,629 Uh, yep. That's right. 300 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:35,030 Four egg rolls, cinnasticks, 301 00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:37,633 and a spicy chicken teriyaki sandwich, hold the pineapple. 302 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:40,235 Does that complete your order? 303 00:10:40,304 --> 00:10:41,770 I can't face him. Just keep ordering. 304 00:10:41,839 --> 00:10:42,804 I've ordered everything. 305 00:10:42,873 --> 00:10:44,373 Anything else you want to add? 306 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:45,774 Uh... yeah. 307 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:47,142 Could I get a chili cup? 308 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:48,710 - Another one? - Yes. 309 00:10:48,779 --> 00:10:51,380 Okay. So, that's three chili cups, a four-piece nuggets, 310 00:10:51,448 --> 00:10:53,211 beef bowl with ponzu sauce on the side, 311 00:10:53,281 --> 00:10:54,316 fatty kids meal 312 00:10:54,385 --> 00:10:56,051 with Asian barbecue wings instead of fries. 313 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,620 Also, a plus-size milkshake, a spicy teriyaki chicken... 314 00:10:58,689 --> 00:11:00,155 I'm gonna hold that pineapple for you. 315 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,357 And I have you down for a grilled tilapia 316 00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:03,625 and side of steamed rice, 317 00:11:03,694 --> 00:11:06,328 two apple pies, cinnamon sticks, and a fruit cup. 318 00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,497 Now, does that complete your order? 319 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:11,433 Ask him about the secret menu? 320 00:11:11,535 --> 00:11:13,035 Angie, it's time. 321 00:11:13,137 --> 00:11:14,203 Yep! That'll do it! 322 00:11:14,271 --> 00:11:15,704 Don't worry. He probably just takes the order. 323 00:11:15,806 --> 00:11:18,173 Okay. I'll see you guys at the window. 324 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:19,879 I'm out. Can't do this. 325 00:11:19,941 --> 00:11:21,449 No, no, no! Now it's gonna look like 326 00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:23,699 I ordered all that food for one person! 327 00:11:23,747 --> 00:11:26,082 By the way, if you find the banana smell, let me know. 328 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,817 I smell it. Ugh! Ewwwwww! 329 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:35,224 So, you're Derek. 330 00:11:35,326 --> 00:11:36,425 Yes. 331 00:11:36,527 --> 00:11:38,627 Will, get the food and go! 332 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:42,097 You're... the Derek. 333 00:11:42,199 --> 00:11:44,466 Derek... yeah. Thanks for noticing. 334 00:11:44,491 --> 00:11:45,578 What's your name, buddy? 335 00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:48,370 Your worst nightmare... 336 00:11:48,395 --> 00:11:49,409 Cooper. 337 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:55,715 I see you're alone. 338 00:11:55,801 --> 00:11:57,683 When somebody orders this much food for themselves, 339 00:11:57,752 --> 00:11:59,731 I feel ethically bound to ask if they're okay. 340 00:11:59,794 --> 00:12:02,099 Actually, Derek, no, I'm not okay. 341 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,380 I'm pretty keyed up! 342 00:12:03,429 --> 00:12:05,195 Will, what the hell are you doing?! 343 00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:06,463 - Come on, man! - He just walked out on you. 344 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,505 - I was there. Now just... drive! - Move it! 345 00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,193 I can't. Cooper's pissed. 346 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,995 Could you run that as debit, please? 347 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:13,764 Go! Go, go, go! 348 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:15,799 Hey, I know what it's like to feel down. 349 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,368 But hope can come from the most unexpected places, 350 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,837 like, uh, the hug of a stranger 351 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,673 or a new song that feels like it's speaking directly to you. 352 00:12:23,742 --> 00:12:26,543 Check out track 6... "Crowd of No One." I hope you like it. 353 00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,211 And if you respond, and you know anyone 354 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,913 in the music industry or in YouTube... 355 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,948 I don't want your stupid music, Derek! 356 00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:33,717 Not the first time I've heard that. 357 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:35,886 Thanks for coming to Ratso's, and, uh... 358 00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:37,554 have a great day. 359 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:40,257 Drive! I am begging you to just drive this car! 360 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,591 Ohh. 361 00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,193 He still looks great. 362 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,096 You forgot the ketchup! 363 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,230 I know. We ran out. 364 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,966 And believe me, however mad you are, 365 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,501 I'm twice as embarrassed. 366 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,070 You're really gonna tell me you've run out of ketchup 367 00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:54,638 from behind the safety of your little window? 368 00:12:54,706 --> 00:12:56,850 At least have the decency to say it to my face. 369 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,141 Come on! 370 00:12:58,243 --> 00:12:59,709 Will! Where are you going?! 371 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:01,244 Will! Get back here! 372 00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:02,746 Shut up! 373 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,381 Don't antagonize strangers! 374 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,293 Well! Look who came out to play. 375 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:07,584 Okay, I don't know what's going on, 376 00:13:07,613 --> 00:13:08,695 but I don't want any trouble. 377 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,886 And, again, the more we talk, 378 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,922 the more I feel like you could really use track 6... 379 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,356 especially the drum solo. 380 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,425 - No. - Okay. 381 00:13:15,527 --> 00:13:16,793 Again, not the first person to do that. 382 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,395 And I really am sorry about the ketchup. 383 00:13:18,497 --> 00:13:19,696 But you made the fries! 384 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,264 - I know. - And when you make the fries, 385 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,033 you have a responsibility to provide ketchup. 386 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,068 You don't walk away, leaving the fry in the world, 387 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,541 letting the salt do all the work! 388 00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:29,597 You're not gonna believe this, but I just found some. 389 00:13:29,699 --> 00:13:30,965 So problem solved. 390 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:32,266 It's too late, Derek! 391 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:34,034 Because here's the thing... 392 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,536 the fry is amazing, 393 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:37,605 because salt... 394 00:13:37,707 --> 00:13:38,839 she's incredible. 395 00:13:38,908 --> 00:13:42,143 She's so strong, and she's so brave 396 00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:44,812 that the fry, even without any help from the ketchup, 397 00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:46,213 managed to turn out awesome. 398 00:13:46,315 --> 00:13:48,449 You're going crazy about French fries! 399 00:13:48,551 --> 00:13:50,518 This is what our comment box is for. 400 00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,221 Running away again, huh? Typical Derek! 401 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,131 - Things get hard, and you just take off! - No! 402 00:13:56,178 --> 00:13:57,545 - Well, not this time, you shoe-butt! - Stop. 403 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,842 - You honk-head! - Language! 404 00:13:58,889 --> 00:14:00,655 Ratso's is a family establishment. 405 00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:06,328 Agh! Okay. 406 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,396 Please stop, 'cause you're... you're hurting my face. 407 00:14:08,465 --> 00:14:11,466 No. 'Cause unlike you, I'm not a quitter. 408 00:14:11,568 --> 00:14:12,567 Angie? 409 00:14:13,537 --> 00:14:14,869 Oh, my God. 410 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:16,137 It's you. 411 00:14:19,676 --> 00:14:20,942 Hi. 412 00:14:21,011 --> 00:14:23,578 Is this lunatic your husband? 413 00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:24,879 Whatever. It doesn't matter. 414 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,448 There's so much I want to tell you. 415 00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:27,582 Can we talk? 416 00:14:29,653 --> 00:14:31,453 No. I... 417 00:14:31,555 --> 00:14:32,621 I'm not ready. 418 00:14:32,723 --> 00:14:34,322 Will, get in the car. 419 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,963 Well, when you are ready... 420 00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:44,332 my e-mail's on this broken CD shard. 421 00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,136 His name is Graham. 422 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,214 So... that was Derek. 423 00:15:07,858 --> 00:15:09,391 Hi. 424 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,592 Hey. 425 00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:21,069 I'm done with Ron. 426 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:22,771 And I mean it this time. 427 00:15:22,873 --> 00:15:24,739 I told him to marry Sharon. 428 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,374 Oh, yeah? 429 00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:27,342 Yeah. 430 00:15:27,444 --> 00:15:28,443 Why? 431 00:15:34,618 --> 00:15:36,151 Last night, when I came by, 432 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,453 I, uh, I wasn't returning a blazer. 433 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:41,923 I-I wanted to come to tell you... 434 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,893 that I... 435 00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:46,861 feelings... 436 00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:48,229 I know, Douglas. 437 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:51,900 Okay. 438 00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:54,602 I'm not sure what happens now. 439 00:15:54,705 --> 00:15:55,737 Yeah, me neither. 440 00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:01,309 I do know that my ex-husband's getting married in half an hour, 441 00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:03,812 and I have to get dressed and go to it... alone. 442 00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,246 That's not gonna happen. 443 00:16:05,349 --> 00:16:06,548 Well, Rory's in it. 444 00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,383 He's "stage managing" the whole thing, 445 00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:09,451 so I have to go. 446 00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:11,386 No, I-I mean you're not going alone. 447 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:16,624 Hmm. 448 00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:18,727 I can't tell if these are supposed to be 449 00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:21,196 sesame seeds or sand... 450 00:16:21,264 --> 00:16:22,997 or possibly little pieces of bone. 451 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,065 Ew! 452 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,434 Man, you were genuinely scary back there. 453 00:16:26,536 --> 00:16:29,304 You broke his CD in half. 454 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,306 Yes. You're welcome. Now you have his e-mail. 455 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,441 What do you think you'll do with that? 456 00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:36,077 Oh, I don't know. I haven't decided yet. 457 00:16:36,179 --> 00:16:38,079 I mean, part of me wants to just sign him up 458 00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:39,481 for a bunch of mailing lists. 459 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,216 That'd be awesome. 460 00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:43,818 And the other part of me wants to... 461 00:16:43,887 --> 00:16:46,087 reach out and maybe talk 462 00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:48,056 for the first time in eight years. 463 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:49,391 Hmm. 464 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:51,277 Well, you'll figure it out. 465 00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:53,161 Yeah. 466 00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:55,697 Thank you for Hulking Out for me. 467 00:16:55,766 --> 00:16:57,399 I did not know you had that in you. 468 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:59,968 I did not, either. God, that was embarrassing. 469 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,102 No need to be embarrassed. 470 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:02,704 Derek is the one that should be embarrassed. 471 00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:04,672 - Did you see his necklace? - Mm-hmm. 472 00:17:04,775 --> 00:17:05,874 It said... 473 00:17:05,976 --> 00:17:08,009 - "Breathe." - "Breathe." 474 00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,011 Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed that that was your type. 475 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,481 Pfffft. I mean, it... it used to be. 476 00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:16,184 I like... 477 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,419 different things now. 478 00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:18,820 What's your type? Huh? 479 00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:21,489 It's like a flustered newswoman with perfect hair 480 00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:23,024 - who's like... - Yeah. 481 00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:24,809 - S-She's really hard to make fun of. - Yeah, that. 482 00:17:24,872 --> 00:17:26,060 She's... She's lovely. 483 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,562 Yeah, she is. 484 00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:30,465 But I have other types. 485 00:17:30,534 --> 00:17:33,301 Oh, yeah? Like... what? 486 00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:36,638 I did make a baby with a human granola bar. 487 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,239 Right. Mm-hmm. 488 00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:43,745 Well... thanks for saying all that stuff. 489 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:47,949 You made a lot of good points about fatherhood and ketchup. 490 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,754 What can I say? I care deeply about condiments. 491 00:17:52,856 --> 00:17:54,422 Mm-hmm. 492 00:17:54,447 --> 00:17:55,390 And you. 493 00:17:59,796 --> 00:18:02,997 No one's ever stood up for me like that. 494 00:18:03,099 --> 00:18:05,433 It's always been me and Graham against the world. 495 00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:07,936 Well... 496 00:18:08,038 --> 00:18:10,071 not everybody leaves, Angie. 497 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,443 Oh. 498 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:17,912 - Sophie! - Hi! 499 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,581 Dad, this is so cool. 500 00:18:19,649 --> 00:18:21,683 We're about to go into the space simulator, 501 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:23,117 and then Lance is gonna teach us 502 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,153 the choreography from "Chicago"! 503 00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:26,354 No way! 504 00:18:26,456 --> 00:18:28,656 Hey, Soph, is Graham there? I need a proof-of-life. 505 00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:29,724 Hi, Mom! 506 00:18:29,826 --> 00:18:31,659 Can't talk. Having too much fun. 507 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:32,827 Love you! 508 00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:34,863 Three, two, one, blastoff! 509 00:18:34,942 --> 00:18:36,785 Bye! 510 00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:40,434 Am I a monster for wishing 511 00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:42,904 he was sad and missing me? 512 00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:44,506 Am I a monster for being so jealous 513 00:18:44,608 --> 00:18:46,508 that they're learning that "Chicago" choreography? 514 00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:48,568 - Gosh, I want to go to Space Camp! - Me too! 515 00:18:48,646 --> 00:18:50,889 I could probably get in, too. I have Lance Bass' cellphone. 516 00:18:50,998 --> 00:18:53,047 - He follows me on Instagram. - And I'm done. 517 00:19:01,287 --> 00:19:03,887 Well, I guess I got to go in at some point. 518 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,558 Eh, give it a minute. 519 00:19:08,761 --> 00:19:10,427 Ooh! There they are! 520 00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:12,861 Hey. We came as fast as we could. 521 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:15,524 Oh, my God! Everybody's here. 522 00:19:15,611 --> 00:19:17,678 See, when I told you you wouldn't have to go in alone, 523 00:19:17,747 --> 00:19:19,380 I meant you wouldn't have to go in alone. 524 00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:22,149 Here's the thing... Angie and I do not smell good, 525 00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:23,928 but we do have multiple pounds of tilapia 526 00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:24,981 if anybody's interested. 527 00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:26,932 Yeah, um, we're gonna need to break this down 528 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,825 for, like, a thousand hours when this thing is done. 529 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:31,053 Girl, you have no idea. 530 00:19:31,078 --> 00:19:33,379 Hey, I got you something. 531 00:19:33,413 --> 00:19:34,815 Look. 532 00:19:34,847 --> 00:19:36,482 You bought me a website? 533 00:19:36,516 --> 00:19:38,852 Yeah. It's for all the sneakers you're gonna design. 534 00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:41,254 I think you have a future, and I believe in it. 535 00:19:41,288 --> 00:19:42,423 Man. 536 00:19:42,455 --> 00:19:45,525 www.SneaksbyMickey.com? 537 00:19:45,558 --> 00:19:47,493 Wait, you... you... you know my name isn't Mickey, right? 538 00:19:47,527 --> 00:19:50,431 What? No, it... it's Mickey, like the mouse. 539 00:19:50,463 --> 00:19:53,099 No, it... it... it's two G's, man. It's... 540 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,237 You know what? 541 00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:57,570 It's the thought that counts. 542 00:19:57,604 --> 00:19:59,340 - Thanks, D-Glass. - There you go. That's right. 543 00:19:59,373 --> 00:20:01,741 People, let's go! 544 00:20:01,774 --> 00:20:04,210 Sharon's in first position! It's go time! 545 00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:05,779 Aww. He's wearing Liza. 546 00:20:05,811 --> 00:20:07,314 Yeah. 547 00:20:08,914 --> 00:20:11,051 Well, I guess this is it. 548 00:20:12,219 --> 00:20:13,953 I'm so glad you guys are here. 549 00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:15,589 Of course. We're your villa... 550 00:20:15,622 --> 00:20:16,924 Nope. Never mind. 551 00:20:16,956 --> 00:20:18,258 Okay, you get one. 552 00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,093 - Go on. Say it. - For real, for real? 553 00:20:20,126 --> 00:20:21,861 For real, for real. 554 00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:23,396 We're your village. 555 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,802 We are your village! 556 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:28,145 Oh, my God. This is why we don't give him one. 557 00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:29,360 He can't say it just once. 558 00:20:29,385 --> 00:20:31,387 Village. Village. 559 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,923 Village! ♪ Villaaaaaaage! ♪