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Can we just talk about it
a little longer?
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There's nothing left to say
about me and Douglas.
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Come on, I need this.
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Look. Douglas and I agreed
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that kiss was a one-time mistake.
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We both put it to bed.
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I've moved on, and apparently,
he has, too.
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- Who is that mysterious hottie?
- No idea.
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Maybe a new girlfriend.
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- But hey, it's none of my business.
- Okay.
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I will never forgive you
for being so boring
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about the most interesting thing
that's ever happened.
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Wow. He's already introduced
her to the twins.
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That was fast.
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But, again... none of my business.
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Let's see about that.
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Hey, Douglas! Hey!
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Come introduce us to your busty friend!
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- Bring her over here.
- Angie, no.
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What's the big deal?
You said it's not a big deal,
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- that it's none of your business.
- I did say it's not a big deal,
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- but you don't have to do this, Angie.
- So what's the harm?
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hiiii!
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Ladies, this is my mother-in-law.
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This is Rose's mom.
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Barbara.
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So, are you guys lesbians?
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'Cause I'm gettin' a vibe.
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Yeah.
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- Hmm?
- She's a monster.
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♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪
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♪ Rocket ships and lots of math ♪
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♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪
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♪ Dance and sing from 2:00 to 3:00 ♪
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♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪
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Oh, my God, I have never loved
and hated something
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as much as I love and hate
that amazing, horrible song.
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There's a rumor that that's the
last song Prince ever wrote.
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You know, I understand
the rockets and math,
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but why do they dance and sing
from 2:00 to 3:00?
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Well, because like the man
who founded it...
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♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪
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...is focused 90 percent on space,
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10 percent on the performing arts.
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Whatever.
I'm just loving how long it is.
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Four weeks kid-free?
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I decided I'm gonna spend
the whole thing at a resort.
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And since I can't afford that,
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I'm gonna post-up at Douglas' pool.
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Well, I'm jealous you're
excited about Graham leaving.
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I'm gonna miss Sophie so much.
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A day without her is painful,
but four wee...
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four weeks...
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Are you gonna puke or cry?
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It's both. It's sort of
a standard puke-cry.
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It's gonna happen a lot.
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I'm fine.
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God. How many waivers
do you need to sign
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to send your kid to fake space?
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They don't put that in the song.
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What waivers?
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The waivers. For camp.
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- Did you not get waivers?
- I don't think so.
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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It's my space camp check.
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I never mailed it in.
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I-If you didn't mail the deposit,
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then Sophie isn't signed up for...
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♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪
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Yeah.
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That.
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Hey, how was your dad's?
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Exhausting. He and Sharon
are in a fight,
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and they think I don't know.
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Man. Some relationships
are just roller coasters.
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When I think about what my ex
and I went through...
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Ex? You mean Bobbi with an "I"?
The golf pro?
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- Yeah.
- Miggy,
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you guys dated for a week.
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That's not a serious relationship.
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Then why is she still e-mailing me?
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She's not.
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This is her newsletter.
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"Golf Tolf"?
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Is "Tolf" supposed to be like "Talk"?
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- Fine!
- Sharon.
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Uh, Sharon didn't get the permit
for our beach wedding,
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- and now I'm days away, no venue.
- Really?
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City permits seem like something
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a 23-year-old fiancée
would have on lock.
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I can't argue with that.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I just wish that I knew someone...
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you know, someone who owned a space,
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a space with a bar and good lighting,
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reasonable prices, parking,
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close to the freeway.
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Ho'd up. Are you trying
to get your ex-wife
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- to host your wedding?
- Eh.
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Okay, that's a freakish level
of confidence, even for you.
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- Wait. Shh. You hear that?
- What?
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Oh, my God. That's your big heart. Yes!
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Boom. Boom.
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"Let's help Ron."
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It's saying it wants to help me!
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- It's not saying that.
- Shh! There's more!
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"I can't let two people get
married at Burger King!"
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Please, Poppy.
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- Think of everything I've done for you.
- Mm...
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Nothing. You've done nothing for me.
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Puh-lease.
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Don't dance like...
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do that dance.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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Getting the good chaise.
Is the kitchen open?
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I want to put in an order
for a club sandwich.
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Uh, you know, I already told you,
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you're not gonna turn my house
into a Sandals.
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What's with the lesbian
and the pool stuff?
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Screw it. I'll just text you
when I'm thirsty.
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Y-You know what? I would rather...
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H-Hey! I need to borrow
a tight stocking.
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My phlebitis is not taking
to this weather.
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Okay, Barbara, you're a young woman.
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We both know you don't have phlebitis.
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Hey. You don't know
what years on the road
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have done to this body.
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But that's the life of a
professional cheerleader.
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Listen, I know how this works.
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You fly in once a year,
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and you bring the twins tiaras
and an autographed card
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of whatever minor league
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baseball player you're sleeping with...
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...and then you hit up King Wallet.
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So why don't we just cut to the chase?
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I'll write you a check,
and you can leave.
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I don't need your money anymore.
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- I won big at Caesars.
- Palace?
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Little Caesars.
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I can't get my morning Mountain Dew
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without hitting up their slot machine.
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If you don't need money,
then why are you here?
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I want you to let the twins
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spend the summer with me in Reno.
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W-With you? Yeah.
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Okay, that's not happening.
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T-The twins and I, we already
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have our summer planned.
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We're building a Jacuzzi.
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- The girls have already broken ground.
- Douglas.
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They're my grandkids.
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And I miss them.
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They're almost eight.
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That's the year that I got my
dear Rose, oh, bless her soul,
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her first pair of jazz shoes
and stage teeth.
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Your room's ready, ma'am.
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Girls, how would you like to spend
the summer with me in Reno?
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I'll give you a line of credit,
no bedtime, and unlimited gum.
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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- Reno!
- Reno!
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- Reno!
- Reno!
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- Reno!
- Reno!
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- Reno!
- Reno!
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Uh-huh. I see.
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So, barring a flu epidemic that
hits all the right children,
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my kid isn't going to space camp?
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Okay.
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Well, thank you for your time, Crystal.
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I love you.
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I'm sorry. I don't know
where that came from.
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Goodbye.
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Sophie isn't going to space camp?
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What?
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W-Why would you say that?
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Big Dubs. It's me.
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Oh, Little G. I can't lie to you.
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I messed up. Sophie lost
her spot at space camp.
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She's gonna be crushed.
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Yes, she'll be sad.
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But Sophie's a reasonable gal.
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She'll understand if you just
tell her what happened.
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Dad? Why are you on the floor
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with Graham's hand on your shoulder?
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The thing is, Soph,
your father made a mistake.
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He forgot to mail in the
deposit, and he is so sorry,
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but you're not going to space camp.
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No, I'm going to space camp.
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Soph, I don't think you understand...
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Soph understands.
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Soph understands very well.
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And now you...
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are going...
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- to fix it.
- 'Kay.
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See, it worked out.
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All you have to do is fix it.
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Listen, about Reno. I just don't think
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it's best for the girls to go.
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Let me guess... you got this
all handled on your own?
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No, we do all right.
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We have a system...
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I love them, I fear them, it works.
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Remember the voicemails that
you left after Rose died?
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I stitched a few of 'em together.
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Barbara, one of 'em pooped in the tub!
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I-I won't clean it! You know what?
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I'm just gonna sell the house.
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Barbara, Emma just ate a bird!
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Barbara, Amy's swinging a hammer!
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They get more pathetic from there.
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And what happens when they get older?
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You know what's headed your way?
Periods.
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I-I think I can probably manage.
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So, they go to the drug store
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and they introduce themselves
to the pharmacist
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and he directs 'em to the...
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- sanitary napkin aisle, and there's a...
- No, dummy.
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You said it yourself.
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They need a woman.
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Here. Listen.
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I can't do this. Take these kids.
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I'm not built for this.
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Please.
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You got to think about
what's best for your girls.
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Now, you might want to turn away
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'cause I'm gonna let the hogs out.
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Wait. W-Wait. Wait. No, no.
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Don't worry. Showing up in
person's gonna set us apart.
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It's like Wayne Gretzky,
The Great One, said...
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"You miss a hundred percent of
the shots you don't take."
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Ah, Wayne Gretzky.
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The Killer Clown.
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That's Wayne Gacy.
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What is your mom letting you watch?
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I think all these people
are trying to get in.
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And they all got here before us.
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Cool. Cool, cool.
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Cool.
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Thanks for watching.
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One last thing before I blast off...
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deposits for Lance Bass
Space Camp are due...
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♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪
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Three, two, one.
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Blastoff!
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You guys hungry? Want any Goldfish?
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Soph? Graham?
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There it is... "Son of a Beach,
My Beach Wedding Has No Beach."
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I'm not sure how this book is feminist.
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That's why we keep it up here.
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- Here.
- Thank you. Appreciate it.
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It's really nice of you to
help me plan this wedding.
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I know it can't be easy
considering you're...
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Single? Oh, please.
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Ron, don't paint a picture like
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I'm some lonely crone
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who's not getting any action.
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I am out there, okay?
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I am having nighttime encounters.
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That sounds real.
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- It is real. I'm in these streets.
- I'm...
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Matter of fact,
just the other day, I had
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a questionable make-out.
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Who was it with?
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It was a mistake.
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It... made things complicated.
I don't want to talk about it.
267
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You know, uh, for the record,
268
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I still don't like hearing
about you with other guys.
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- Ron, you're getting married.
- Hey.
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Remember our wedding?
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Who could forget every bride's dream?
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Courthouse at noon on a Tuesday.
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Hey, we were supposed
to make up for that.
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Now, come on. Remember?
We said we were gonna
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eventually have a big wedding
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with all of our friends
and a band and a cake,
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our first dance.
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Yeah, well, probably
best it didn't happen
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'cause I've never seen you dance
without taking your shirt off.
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Oh, come on. That is...
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- Oh, my God.
- True.
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Well, you know what?
283
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- I came up with a saying.
- Oh.
284
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- It's never too late.
- Okay, you did not make that up, Ron.
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Never too late.
286
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Wow.
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Shall we?
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Winebrary, for the first time,
please welcome
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- Poppy and Ron.
- You're keeping your shirt on.
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- Maybe. Uh-oh.
- ♪ Could it be I'm falling in love ♪
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♪ With you ♪
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♪ With you ♪
293
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♪ With you ♪
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I didn't take that $20
from your kitchen counter.
295
00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,704
We both know that you did,
and I don't care.
296
00:10:13,737 --> 00:10:15,505
Listen, I need your advice.
297
00:10:15,537 --> 00:10:17,139
My advice? Why?
298
00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,041
Well, normally, I'd ask Will and Poppy,
299
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but, you know, they're
not like you and me.
300
00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:22,713
I mean, we love our kids,
301
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,774
but we frequently wish
that they'd go away.
302
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:25,803
Big-time.
303
00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:27,818
Barbara offered to take
the twins for the summer.
304
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You know, to teach 'em girl stuff.
305
00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:32,655
And I should be over the moon,
but I'm not.
306
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,391
Wait. Hang on.
307
00:10:34,423 --> 00:10:36,726
I did bring my floating
basketball hoop to your house?
308
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Yes, I did. Go on.
309
00:10:38,994 --> 00:10:40,529
All right, see, I was really
excited about building
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the Jacuzzi with them, you know?
311
00:10:41,764 --> 00:10:43,366
We... We had it all planned.
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We were gonna start construction
early in the morning,
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and then we would
break for lunch and pretend
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we're eating on a beam high above
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1920s New York City.
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And then we would unwind
with a-a cold one
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as we'd listen to
a baseball game on AM radio.
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Ah, the summer it was gonna be.
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00:10:59,516 --> 00:11:03,186
I cannot wait to see what those
girls turn out like as adults.
320
00:11:03,219 --> 00:11:05,821
But look, i-if you want them
here for the summer,
321
00:11:05,854 --> 00:11:06,856
then they should stay here.
322
00:11:06,889 --> 00:11:08,191
You think so?
323
00:11:08,224 --> 00:11:10,826
Yeah, you're their father. Wait.
324
00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,561
Are you saying if the twins stayed,
325
00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:15,565
then I could be soaking
in a new Jacuzzi?
326
00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:18,335
Well, technically, that was
included in the words I said,
327
00:11:18,368 --> 00:11:20,871
but I'd hardly define that
as "what I'm saying."
328
00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,104
Then those girls aren't going anywhere.
329
00:11:22,138 --> 00:11:23,272
Where are they right now?
330
00:11:23,306 --> 00:11:24,674
Well, they're with Barbara.
331
00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:26,075
Uh, but, you know, I really don't feel
332
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that you're tending to my emotions
333
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,246
the way I imagined when
I was driving over here.
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00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,549
Deposits for Lance Bass
Space Camp are due
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♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪
336
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I get something new
from this every time.
337
00:11:36,886 --> 00:11:38,955
This camp is going to be amazing!
338
00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:41,525
And I 100% get to go!
339
00:11:41,557 --> 00:11:43,793
All right, Graham, take a lap.
340
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,062
Sophie, I'm so sorry I let you down.
341
00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,063
I don't know what happened.
342
00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:49,865
You didn't mail the check, Dad.
343
00:11:49,898 --> 00:11:51,767
Yeah, I meant sort of more big picture.
344
00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:54,470
But you're right. I was careless.
345
00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,138
You're never careless.
346
00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:58,541
So I'm left to speculate.
347
00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:00,911
If you really wanted me to go,
348
00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:02,579
you would've mailed the check, right?
349
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:05,482
So on some level,
you wanted me to stay home.
350
00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:08,284
My God. I think you're right.
351
00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:09,985
And that would definitely
explain the dream I had
352
00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:11,570
where I buried Lance Bass alive.
353
00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:13,290
It's fine. I'll stay.
354
00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:14,824
And we'll do the thing
we do every summer...
355
00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:16,493
Will Cooper Couch Camp.
356
00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:18,728
I'll cut out paper hearts
while we sit under blankets
357
00:12:18,761 --> 00:12:20,831
and blast the A/C for two months.
358
00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:23,133
That does sound like so much fun.
359
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,568
But I can't let that happen.
360
00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,734
I'm gonna fix this.
361
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,970
How? There's nothing else you can do.
362
00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,474
Oh, there's one more thing I can do.
363
00:12:33,642 --> 00:12:35,311
Hey!
364
00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,279
I'd like to speak to your supervisor.
365
00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:38,914
He's on the third floor.
366
00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:40,249
We don't allow people on the third...
367
00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:41,450
- The third floor!
- Aah! No!
368
00:12:41,484 --> 00:12:43,586
♪ I need a hero ♪
369
00:12:43,619 --> 00:12:47,756
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
'til the end of the night ♪
370
00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,460
♪ He's gotta be strong
and he's gotta be fast ♪
371
00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:53,662
♪ And he's gotta be fresh
from the fight ♪
372
00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,465
Oh. Hello.
373
00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,750
- Are you Buzz Aldrin?
- No.
374
00:12:58,775 --> 00:13:00,477
Then get out!
375
00:13:01,235 --> 00:13:04,242
So, anyway, my daughter
is dying to come to this camp,
376
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,883
but I forgot to mail in the check.
377
00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:07,845
And now she's gonna have
to go to Couch Camp.
378
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,945
Ooh, is that where you learn
how to design, build,
379
00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:11,781
and mass produce your own
furniture line?
380
00:13:11,814 --> 00:13:13,817
No, it's where you just
381
00:13:13,849 --> 00:13:15,218
sit on the couch
with your dad all summer.
382
00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,719
I think what you're talking
about is trade school.
383
00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:19,522
I don't know. I love my child,
384
00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:21,724
but I worry that I'm holding her back.
385
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,692
- I'm lost.
- I get it.
386
00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,794
I have moments where
I feel that way, too.
387
00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:28,030
When I get overwhelmed,
I go back to what inspired me
388
00:13:28,064 --> 00:13:29,566
to start a space camp with a nod
389
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:30,967
to performing arts in the first place.
390
00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:32,368
And what is that, Lance Bass?
391
00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:33,703
All my great loves...
392
00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:35,971
zero gravity, anti-matter,
393
00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:37,540
hitting your mark,
394
00:13:37,574 --> 00:13:39,976
the heliosphere, Fosse...
395
00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:42,012
You're right. I have to go back
396
00:13:42,045 --> 00:13:43,747
to what initially inspired me
to be a parent...
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00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,382
raising a daughter
398
00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:47,584
who's gonna learn how to fly.
399
00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:49,067
I can't keep keeping her down.
400
00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:51,521
Oh, my gosh. S-Say that again.
401
00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:53,902
I can't keep keeping her down.
402
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:55,182
Yes. Yes.
403
00:13:55,224 --> 00:13:56,892
I've been trying to write
a new song for the camp,
404
00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:58,328
and I have been stuck.
405
00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,929
Check it.
406
00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:02,065
♪ When you're out on your own ♪
407
00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:06,069
♪ All alone in this cold town ♪
408
00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,937
♪ You need to blast up in the sky ♪
409
00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:10,172
♪ You gotta learn to fly ♪
410
00:14:10,205 --> 00:14:13,542
♪ The world can't keep
keeping you down ♪
411
00:14:13,575 --> 00:14:17,113
♪ Blast off to Space Camp ♪
412
00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:19,015
♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪
413
00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:22,284
♪ With a nod to performing arts ♪
414
00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:24,053
♪ Oooh ♪
415
00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:26,188
♪ Space Camp ♪
416
00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,223
God, it feels good to collaborate again.
417
00:14:28,257 --> 00:14:30,060
Hey, can you stay and jam?
418
00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:31,728
Will it help my daughter
get into space camp?
419
00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:34,130
Depends. Can you count me in
and make it splashy?
420
00:14:34,162 --> 00:14:36,765
Her name's Sophie Cooper,
and she has all her shots.
421
00:14:36,798 --> 00:14:38,367
Two, three, four!
422
00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:47,076
Douglas. Orngie.
423
00:14:47,109 --> 00:14:48,478
What are you doing here?
424
00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:49,980
You want a vodka?
425
00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:52,648
- I've got a flask.
- Okay, listen, Barb.
426
00:14:52,681 --> 00:14:53,916
We got to talk about this summer.
427
00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,551
There's nothing to discuss.
428
00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:57,586
I'm taking your girls to Reno.
429
00:14:57,619 --> 00:14:58,721
They'll fit right in.
430
00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,956
Just look at 'em.
431
00:15:00,989 --> 00:15:02,091
Oh, my God.
432
00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,759
What the hell am I looking at?
433
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:06,562
Dad, check it out. We're fancy ladies.
434
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,498
Grandma Barb says we look fine as hell.
435
00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:09,661
No. No.
436
00:15:12,768 --> 00:15:15,404
Get this crap off my face!
437
00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:17,506
All right, that's it, Barb.
You're not taking Emma and Amy.
438
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,443
Why not? You don't know what
to do with two little girls.
439
00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:21,677
They're not little girls.
440
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,613
They're demented maniacs
441
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:24,981
who happen to be awesome
442
00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,749
because they've got a dad
who lets them be
443
00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:27,850
exactly who they want to be.
444
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:28,784
Day laborers.
445
00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,085
Hey, look. I'm not the same
446
00:15:30,118 --> 00:15:32,755
selfish 54-year-old boy
that you once knew.
447
00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:34,691
I've learned a lot of parent things.
448
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,825
I know how to do a high ponytail.
449
00:15:36,859 --> 00:15:39,128
I've seen multiple movies about trolls.
450
00:15:39,162 --> 00:15:40,330
I know what temperature
451
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:42,532
my oven has to be for chicken fingers,
452
00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:44,633
chicken nuggets, and chicken fries.
453
00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,936
Okay. So maybe you've changed.
454
00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:49,772
But what? You can't just send me home.
455
00:15:49,806 --> 00:15:52,941
I want to know my granddaughters.
456
00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:54,710
They don't have their mother,
457
00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:57,312
but they do have me.
458
00:15:57,345 --> 00:16:00,631
I know you miss her. I do, too.
459
00:16:03,152 --> 00:16:04,854
I'll tell you what.
Instead, why don't you just,
460
00:16:04,887 --> 00:16:08,157
uh, spend a few... weeks with us, huh?
461
00:16:09,325 --> 00:16:11,061
But you have to pay for your own booze.
462
00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:13,435
I think I can agree to those terms.
463
00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,831
Oh, no! I'm top heavy! Emma, help!
464
00:16:15,864 --> 00:16:17,115
Grab her. Grab her!
465
00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:24,640
♪ When you're not fully grown,
with tiny bones ♪
466
00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:27,202
♪ On this planet ♪
467
00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:30,580
♪ You need to learn about Mars
and neutron stars ♪
468
00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:33,749
♪ And why gravity keeps
keeping you down ♪
469
00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,820
♪ And eat space food ♪
470
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:40,190
♪ Freeze-dried space food ♪
471
00:16:40,223 --> 00:16:43,560
♪ With a hot meal for your dinner ♪
472
00:16:43,593 --> 00:16:47,097
♪ Lance Bass Space Caaamp ♪
473
00:16:47,122 --> 00:16:49,159
Oh, my God. That was so good!
474
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,666
It's really good, Lance.
475
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,234
Do you think we could maybe
take a quick five?
476
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,007
To help with the creative flow.
A pause for the muse.
477
00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:56,739
- Great idea.
- Yeah.
478
00:16:56,772 --> 00:16:58,392
But also to talk about
479
00:16:58,424 --> 00:17:00,216
what I originally came in here for.
My daughter, Sophie.
480
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,446
She wants to come to this camp so bad.
481
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,413
If you could just hear her out.
I'll go get her.
482
00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:06,015
- She's just out...
- Hi, Dad.
483
00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:08,617
Oh, wow. You're literally right here.
484
00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:10,719
It's Lance Bass Space Camp.
485
00:17:10,752 --> 00:17:11,920
It's cool. They're with me.
486
00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:13,690
- Well, any friend of Bill.
- It's Will.
487
00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:14,923
This is my daughter, Sophie.
488
00:17:14,957 --> 00:17:15,925
And this is Graham.
489
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,227
- And who's Graham?
- Angie's son.
490
00:17:17,259 --> 00:17:18,427
- And who's Angie?
- She's a friend.
491
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,229
Oh. I'm friends with Richard Gere.
492
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:22,798
- Cool.
- Yeah. It is.
493
00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:25,235
Sophie, look, I know how bad
you wanted to go
494
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,769
to Lance Bass Space Camp.
495
00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:28,304
But I do ask that you register...
496
00:17:28,336 --> 00:17:30,906
I know... ♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪
497
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:31,873
Actually it's...
498
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:33,610
♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪
499
00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:35,545
I thought I did that.
500
00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:39,615
That being said, your dad loves
you so much, it's inspiring.
501
00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:41,117
It inspired the new theme song.
502
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,120
And now it's inspiring me
to make a rare exception...
503
00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:45,889
you're going to Lance Bass
Space Camp, girl!
504
00:17:45,921 --> 00:17:48,123
And I don't want to blow your mind,
505
00:17:48,156 --> 00:17:50,058
but at the end, you're gonna get to kiss
506
00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:52,033
the skull of Yuri Gagarin.
507
00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:54,838
- I don't believe it!
- I was already going!
508
00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:59,969
Uh, you still have to pay me, though.
509
00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,072
And I can't waive the $800 late fee.
I'm so sorry.
510
00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:04,131
- No, I understand.
- Yeah.
511
00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:07,610
- Oh, you mean, like, right now?
- Yes.
512
00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:08,912
- Oh, got it. Okay. Of course. Of course.
- Yeah, that would be great.
513
00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,932
So, I just make that out to
Lance Bass Space Camp?
514
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,248
Actually, can you make it out
to Lance Bass Space Cump?
515
00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:16,018
There was an error in our
articles of incorporation. Yeah.
516
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:18,188
Thanks for sticking up for me.
517
00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,323
Hey, I didn't say anything
that wasn't true.
518
00:18:20,355 --> 00:18:23,459
Nobody except you could
raise those little weirdos.
519
00:18:23,491 --> 00:18:26,028
I think eventually,
their interests are gonna
520
00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:29,132
grow beyond just simple home demolition,
521
00:18:29,164 --> 00:18:32,835
and I won't be able to handle 'em alone.
522
00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:36,940
But it'd be nice for them to
have a woman in their life.
523
00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:39,608
Well, you're gonna
find someone, Douglas.
524
00:18:39,642 --> 00:18:40,643
Maybe you already have.
525
00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:43,813
Good God.
526
00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,315
You know I kissed Poppy.
527
00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:46,950
Guh... Wha...?
528
00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:48,784
Nuh-uh. Yeah. Of course I know.
529
00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:49,985
You ladies and your yappin'.
530
00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:52,855
That's exactly what we call it.
531
00:18:52,889 --> 00:18:56,559
But, you know, if you care about her,
532
00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:57,861
you should tell her.
533
00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,066
Now?
534
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,300
We can finish our drinks first.
535
00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,790
Okay, easy.
536
00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:11,874
- Hey.
- Hey.
537
00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:13,075
What happened?
538
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,710
You need me to plan your honeymoon, too?
539
00:19:14,744 --> 00:19:15,912
No.
540
00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:16,946
I'm here because I...
541
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:21,017
I can't stop thinking about you.
542
00:19:21,049 --> 00:19:24,319
Okay. Ron, walking down memory lane
543
00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:26,890
had me in my feelings, too, but
you're about to marry Sharon.
544
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:27,990
At the Winebrary.
545
00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:29,425
You already put down your $10 deposit.
546
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,027
I can't lose you again.
547
00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:33,095
And I think you feel the same.
548
00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,917
Hey, thanks for getting me
into space camp.
549
00:19:58,942 --> 00:20:00,082
I know it wasn't easy
550
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:02,925
and you had to fight against all
of your natural instincts.
551
00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:05,628
Yeah. Should I quit my job
and become a songwriter?
552
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,130
- Mm, no.
- Okay.
553
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,966
- Oh, I love you!
- I love you, too.
554
00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:11,733
Go. Fly.
555
00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,070
Make sure to sit in
an emergency exit row.
556
00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,706
And don't let space become
your new father!
557
00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:19,575
Okay, we got your EpiPen, Band-Aids,
558
00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,576
Motrin, motion sickness pills,
559
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,247
sleep mask... four bottles of cologne?
560
00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:26,715
Hey, if Hilltop's any indication,
561
00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:28,418
I'll have at least four girlfriends
562
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,552
before the end of camp.
563
00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:31,453
Bringing that swagger to space.
564
00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:33,389
I'm a proud mom.
565
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:35,224
- Be safe.
- Bye, Mom.
566
00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:38,393
Bye, Graham.
567
00:20:38,427 --> 00:20:39,462
Mom? It's, um...
568
00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:41,664
already time for me to go?
569
00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:43,299
To space camp?
570
00:20:43,332 --> 00:20:46,069
Lance Bass Space Camp? Mom?
571
00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,771
I gotta go to space camp!
572
00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:50,073
- Bye.
- Bye.
573
00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:54,477
You know, I think I've made progress.
574
00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,311
Not sure if I even need
these crying shades.
575
00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:03,920
Angie, you okay?
576
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:05,787
Can we go get ice cream?
577
00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:07,457
But not, like, good ice cream
578
00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:09,459
but, like, cheap, comforting,
garbage ice cream?
579
00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:12,428
Yeah.
580
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,962
I'll drive.
581
00:21:16,699 --> 00:21:18,796
That bus took my baby!
582
00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,803
Angie! Angie!
583
00:21:20,835 --> 00:21:22,872
You're never gonna catch...
584
00:21:22,904 --> 00:21:24,362
Oh, wow. She's pretty fast.
585
00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:29,386
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