1 00:00:01,754 --> 00:00:03,558 Can we just talk about it a little longer? 2 00:00:03,583 --> 00:00:05,224 There's nothing left to say about me and Douglas. 3 00:00:05,258 --> 00:00:07,126 Come on, I need this. 4 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,561 Look. Douglas and I agreed 5 00:00:08,595 --> 00:00:10,130 that kiss was a one-time mistake. 6 00:00:10,163 --> 00:00:11,330 We both put it to bed. 7 00:00:11,364 --> 00:00:14,168 I've moved on, and apparently, he has, too. 8 00:00:14,201 --> 00:00:18,237 - Who is that mysterious hottie? - No idea. 9 00:00:18,271 --> 00:00:19,506 Maybe a new girlfriend. 10 00:00:19,539 --> 00:00:21,375 - But hey, it's none of my business. - Okay. 11 00:00:21,408 --> 00:00:24,378 I will never forgive you for being so boring 12 00:00:24,411 --> 00:00:26,547 about the most interesting thing that's ever happened. 13 00:00:26,579 --> 00:00:28,214 Wow. He's already introduced her to the twins. 14 00:00:28,248 --> 00:00:29,516 That was fast. 15 00:00:29,548 --> 00:00:30,942 But, again... none of my business. 16 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:32,185 Let's see about that. 17 00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:34,622 Hey, Douglas! Hey! 18 00:00:34,646 --> 00:00:36,588 Come introduce us to your busty friend! 19 00:00:36,589 --> 00:00:38,264 - Bring her over here. - Angie, no. 20 00:00:38,303 --> 00:00:39,727 What's the big deal? You said it's not a big deal, 21 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,061 - that it's none of your business. - I did say it's not a big deal, 22 00:00:41,093 --> 00:00:42,341 - but you don't have to do this, Angie. - So what's the harm? 23 00:00:42,395 --> 00:00:44,450 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hiiii! 24 00:00:44,481 --> 00:00:45,871 Ladies, this is my mother-in-law. 25 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:47,463 This is Rose's mom. 26 00:00:47,497 --> 00:00:48,899 Barbara. 27 00:00:48,932 --> 00:00:50,801 So, are you guys lesbians? 28 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:53,035 'Cause I'm gettin' a vibe. 29 00:00:53,068 --> 00:00:54,303 Yeah. 30 00:00:54,336 --> 00:00:55,838 - Hmm? - She's a monster. 31 00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:58,875 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:01,181 --> 00:01:03,766 ♪ It's a place to make cool graphs ♪ 33 00:01:03,805 --> 00:01:06,608 ♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪ 34 00:01:06,641 --> 00:01:09,477 ♪ Rocket ships and lots of math ♪ 35 00:01:09,510 --> 00:01:12,213 ♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪ 36 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:15,049 ♪ Dance and sing from 2:00 to 3:00 ♪ 37 00:01:15,082 --> 00:01:17,652 ♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪ 38 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,255 Oh, my God, I have never loved and hated something 39 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:22,323 as much as I love and hate that amazing, horrible song. 40 00:01:22,356 --> 00:01:24,426 There's a rumor that that's the last song Prince ever wrote. 41 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,894 You know, I understand the rockets and math, 42 00:01:25,927 --> 00:01:27,962 but why do they dance and sing from 2:00 to 3:00? 43 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:29,564 Well, because like the man who founded it... 44 00:01:29,597 --> 00:01:31,933 ♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪ 45 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:33,569 ...is focused 90 percent on space, 46 00:01:33,602 --> 00:01:35,136 10 percent on the performing arts. 47 00:01:35,169 --> 00:01:37,239 Whatever. I'm just loving how long it is. 48 00:01:37,272 --> 00:01:38,907 Four weeks kid-free? 49 00:01:38,941 --> 00:01:41,243 I decided I'm gonna spend the whole thing at a resort. 50 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:42,744 And since I can't afford that, 51 00:01:42,778 --> 00:01:44,246 I'm gonna post-up at Douglas' pool. 52 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,114 Well, I'm jealous you're excited about Graham leaving. 53 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,816 I'm gonna miss Sophie so much. 54 00:01:47,850 --> 00:01:50,519 A day without her is painful, but four wee... 55 00:01:50,552 --> 00:01:51,921 four weeks... 56 00:01:51,954 --> 00:01:53,989 Are you gonna puke or cry? 57 00:01:54,022 --> 00:01:56,291 It's both. It's sort of a standard puke-cry. 58 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,426 It's gonna happen a lot. 59 00:01:57,459 --> 00:01:59,028 I'm fine. 60 00:01:59,061 --> 00:02:01,831 God. How many waivers do you need to sign 61 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:02,865 to send your kid to fake space? 62 00:02:02,897 --> 00:02:04,332 They don't put that in the song. 63 00:02:04,365 --> 00:02:05,700 What waivers? 64 00:02:05,734 --> 00:02:07,102 The waivers. For camp. 65 00:02:07,135 --> 00:02:09,972 - Did you not get waivers? - I don't think so. 66 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,774 No. 67 00:02:11,807 --> 00:02:13,375 No, no, no, no, no, no. 68 00:02:13,407 --> 00:02:14,643 It's my space camp check. 69 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:16,144 I never mailed it in. 70 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,947 I-If you didn't mail the deposit, 71 00:02:17,980 --> 00:02:19,280 then Sophie isn't signed up for... 72 00:02:19,314 --> 00:02:21,817 ♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪ 73 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,651 Yeah. 74 00:02:23,684 --> 00:02:25,186 That. 75 00:02:27,555 --> 00:02:30,326 Hey, how was your dad's? 76 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,160 Exhausting. He and Sharon are in a fight, 77 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,769 and they think I don't know. 78 00:02:33,794 --> 00:02:36,489 Man. Some relationships are just roller coasters. 79 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:38,676 When I think about what my ex and I went through... 80 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:41,537 Ex? You mean Bobbi with an "I"? The golf pro? 81 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:42,704 - Yeah. - Miggy, 82 00:02:42,738 --> 00:02:44,006 you guys dated for a week. 83 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:45,139 That's not a serious relationship. 84 00:02:45,173 --> 00:02:47,209 Then why is she still e-mailing me? 85 00:02:47,242 --> 00:02:48,410 She's not. 86 00:02:48,442 --> 00:02:49,911 This is her newsletter. 87 00:02:49,945 --> 00:02:51,180 "Golf Tolf"? 88 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,822 Is "Tolf" supposed to be like "Talk"? 89 00:02:52,847 --> 00:02:54,249 - Fine! - Sharon. 90 00:02:56,851 --> 00:02:59,254 Uh, Sharon didn't get the permit for our beach wedding, 91 00:02:59,287 --> 00:03:01,990 - and now I'm days away, no venue. - Really? 92 00:03:02,024 --> 00:03:03,392 City permits seem like something 93 00:03:03,424 --> 00:03:05,427 a 23-year-old fiancée would have on lock. 94 00:03:05,459 --> 00:03:07,161 I can't argue with that. 95 00:03:07,195 --> 00:03:10,031 - Mm-hmm. - I just wish that I knew someone... 96 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,934 you know, someone who owned a space, 97 00:03:11,966 --> 00:03:14,202 a space with a bar and good lighting, 98 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:16,405 reasonable prices, parking, 99 00:03:16,438 --> 00:03:17,606 close to the freeway. 100 00:03:17,638 --> 00:03:20,174 Ho'd up. Are you trying to get your ex-wife 101 00:03:20,208 --> 00:03:22,177 - to host your wedding? - Eh. 102 00:03:22,209 --> 00:03:24,412 Okay, that's a freakish level of confidence, even for you. 103 00:03:24,446 --> 00:03:26,582 - Wait. Shh. You hear that? - What? 104 00:03:26,614 --> 00:03:29,313 Oh, my God. That's your big heart. Yes! 105 00:03:29,338 --> 00:03:31,085 Boom. Boom. 106 00:03:31,119 --> 00:03:32,688 "Let's help Ron." 107 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,188 It's saying it wants to help me! 108 00:03:34,221 --> 00:03:35,790 - It's not saying that. - Shh! There's more! 109 00:03:35,823 --> 00:03:37,792 "I can't let two people get married at Burger King!" 110 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:38,960 Please, Poppy. 111 00:03:38,994 --> 00:03:41,429 - Think of everything I've done for you. - Mm... 112 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:42,705 Nothing. You've done nothing for me. 113 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,400 Puh-lease. 114 00:03:48,276 --> 00:03:49,612 Don't dance like... 115 00:03:49,637 --> 00:03:51,406 do that dance. 116 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,375 Hey. What are you doing here? 117 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:55,476 Getting the good chaise. Is the kitchen open? 118 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:57,446 I want to put in an order for a club sandwich. 119 00:03:57,478 --> 00:03:58,746 Uh, you know, I already told you, 120 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,716 you're not gonna turn my house into a Sandals. 121 00:04:00,749 --> 00:04:02,718 What's with the lesbian and the pool stuff? 122 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:04,152 Screw it. I'll just text you when I'm thirsty. 123 00:04:04,185 --> 00:04:05,453 Y-You know what? I would rather... 124 00:04:05,487 --> 00:04:08,057 H-Hey! I need to borrow a tight stocking. 125 00:04:08,089 --> 00:04:10,491 My phlebitis is not taking to this weather. 126 00:04:10,524 --> 00:04:12,060 Okay, Barbara, you're a young woman. 127 00:04:12,094 --> 00:04:13,762 We both know you don't have phlebitis. 128 00:04:13,794 --> 00:04:15,596 Hey. You don't know what years on the road 129 00:04:15,630 --> 00:04:16,899 have done to this body. 130 00:04:16,931 --> 00:04:19,267 But that's the life of a professional cheerleader. 131 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,502 Listen, I know how this works. 132 00:04:20,534 --> 00:04:22,136 You fly in once a year, 133 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:25,007 and you bring the twins tiaras and an autographed card 134 00:04:25,039 --> 00:04:26,575 of whatever minor league 135 00:04:26,608 --> 00:04:28,410 baseball player you're sleeping with... 136 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,111 ...and then you hit up King Wallet. 137 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:31,746 So why don't we just cut to the chase? 138 00:04:31,779 --> 00:04:33,614 I'll write you a check, and you can leave. 139 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:34,816 I don't need your money anymore. 140 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:36,651 - I won big at Caesars. - Palace? 141 00:04:36,685 --> 00:04:37,920 Little Caesars. 142 00:04:37,952 --> 00:04:39,354 I can't get my morning Mountain Dew 143 00:04:39,387 --> 00:04:40,923 without hitting up their slot machine. 144 00:04:40,955 --> 00:04:43,091 If you don't need money, then why are you here? 145 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:45,461 I want you to let the twins 146 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:46,828 spend the summer with me in Reno. 147 00:04:46,861 --> 00:04:48,763 W-With you? Yeah. 148 00:04:48,796 --> 00:04:49,864 Okay, that's not happening. 149 00:04:49,897 --> 00:04:51,466 T-The twins and I, we already 150 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,534 have our summer planned. 151 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:54,436 We're building a Jacuzzi. 152 00:04:54,469 --> 00:04:56,372 - The girls have already broken ground. - Douglas. 153 00:04:56,404 --> 00:04:57,705 They're my grandkids. 154 00:04:57,738 --> 00:04:58,774 And I miss them. 155 00:04:58,806 --> 00:05:00,875 They're almost eight. 156 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:05,279 That's the year that I got my dear Rose, oh, bless her soul, 157 00:05:05,313 --> 00:05:07,982 her first pair of jazz shoes and stage teeth. 158 00:05:08,006 --> 00:05:09,631 Your room's ready, ma'am. 159 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:13,389 Girls, how would you like to spend the summer with me in Reno? 160 00:05:13,421 --> 00:05:17,358 I'll give you a line of credit, no bedtime, and unlimited gum. 161 00:05:17,392 --> 00:05:18,560 - Yay! - Yay! 162 00:05:18,592 --> 00:05:19,560 - Reno! - Reno! 163 00:05:19,594 --> 00:05:20,495 - Reno! - Reno! 164 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,630 - Reno! - Reno! 165 00:05:21,663 --> 00:05:22,531 - Reno! - Reno! 166 00:05:22,563 --> 00:05:24,399 Uh-huh. I see. 167 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:27,803 So, barring a flu epidemic that hits all the right children, 168 00:05:27,836 --> 00:05:30,305 my kid isn't going to space camp? 169 00:05:30,337 --> 00:05:32,306 Okay. 170 00:05:32,339 --> 00:05:33,976 Well, thank you for your time, Crystal. 171 00:05:34,009 --> 00:05:35,244 I love you. 172 00:05:35,276 --> 00:05:36,745 I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from. 173 00:05:36,777 --> 00:05:38,012 Goodbye. 174 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,048 Sophie isn't going to space camp? 175 00:05:40,082 --> 00:05:41,216 What? 176 00:05:41,248 --> 00:05:42,583 W-Why would you say that? 177 00:05:42,616 --> 00:05:45,019 Big Dubs. It's me. 178 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,589 Oh, Little G. I can't lie to you. 179 00:05:47,622 --> 00:05:50,025 I messed up. Sophie lost her spot at space camp. 180 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,026 She's gonna be crushed. 181 00:05:51,058 --> 00:05:52,527 Yes, she'll be sad. 182 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,563 But Sophie's a reasonable gal. 183 00:05:54,596 --> 00:05:57,599 She'll understand if you just tell her what happened. 184 00:05:57,632 --> 00:06:00,035 Dad? Why are you on the floor 185 00:06:00,067 --> 00:06:02,189 with Graham's hand on your shoulder? 186 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:07,242 The thing is, Soph, your father made a mistake. 187 00:06:07,274 --> 00:06:10,846 He forgot to mail in the deposit, and he is so sorry, 188 00:06:10,878 --> 00:06:13,448 but you're not going to space camp. 189 00:06:13,481 --> 00:06:15,851 No, I'm going to space camp. 190 00:06:15,884 --> 00:06:17,386 Soph, I don't think you understand... 191 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:18,887 Soph understands. 192 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,256 Soph understands very well. 193 00:06:21,288 --> 00:06:23,358 And now you... 194 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:25,393 are going... 195 00:06:25,426 --> 00:06:27,695 - to fix it. - 'Kay. 196 00:06:31,399 --> 00:06:33,302 See, it worked out. 197 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:36,171 All you have to do is fix it. 198 00:06:40,746 --> 00:06:43,316 Listen, about Reno. I just don't think 199 00:06:43,341 --> 00:06:44,957 it's best for the girls to go. 200 00:06:44,996 --> 00:06:47,697 Let me guess... you got this all handled on your own? 201 00:06:47,722 --> 00:06:48,884 No, we do all right. 202 00:06:48,916 --> 00:06:50,418 We have a system... 203 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,288 I love them, I fear them, it works. 204 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:57,025 Remember the voicemails that you left after Rose died? 205 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,075 I stitched a few of 'em together. 206 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,229 Barbara, one of 'em pooped in the tub! 207 00:07:01,262 --> 00:07:02,895 I-I won't clean it! You know what? 208 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:04,145 I'm just gonna sell the house. 209 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:06,341 Barbara, Emma just ate a bird! 210 00:07:06,369 --> 00:07:08,773 Barbara, Amy's swinging a hammer! 211 00:07:08,798 --> 00:07:10,109 They get more pathetic from there. 212 00:07:10,134 --> 00:07:12,271 And what happens when they get older? 213 00:07:12,296 --> 00:07:14,666 You know what's headed your way? Periods. 214 00:07:14,699 --> 00:07:16,735 I-I think I can probably manage. 215 00:07:16,767 --> 00:07:19,203 So, they go to the drug store 216 00:07:19,236 --> 00:07:22,339 and they introduce themselves to the pharmacist 217 00:07:22,373 --> 00:07:25,409 and he directs 'em to the... 218 00:07:25,442 --> 00:07:28,245 - sanitary napkin aisle, and there's a... - No, dummy. 219 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:30,082 You said it yourself. 220 00:07:30,115 --> 00:07:31,882 They need a woman. 221 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:32,884 Here. Listen. 222 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,373 I can't do this. Take these kids. 223 00:07:35,405 --> 00:07:36,896 I'm not built for this. 224 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:38,022 Please. 225 00:07:38,055 --> 00:07:40,425 You got to think about what's best for your girls. 226 00:07:40,457 --> 00:07:42,726 Now, you might want to turn away 227 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,195 'cause I'm gonna let the hogs out. 228 00:07:44,228 --> 00:07:46,632 Wait. W-Wait. Wait. No, no. 229 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:50,769 Don't worry. Showing up in person's gonna set us apart. 230 00:07:50,801 --> 00:07:52,636 It's like Wayne Gretzky, The Great One, said... 231 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:54,473 "You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take." 232 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:56,107 Ah, Wayne Gretzky. 233 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:57,475 The Killer Clown. 234 00:07:57,509 --> 00:07:58,910 That's Wayne Gacy. 235 00:07:58,942 --> 00:08:00,445 What is your mom letting you watch? 236 00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:05,984 I think all these people are trying to get in. 237 00:08:06,017 --> 00:08:07,918 And they all got here before us. 238 00:08:07,952 --> 00:08:10,122 Cool. Cool, cool. 239 00:08:10,154 --> 00:08:11,489 Cool. 240 00:08:11,522 --> 00:08:12,790 Thanks for watching. 241 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:14,659 One last thing before I blast off... 242 00:08:14,692 --> 00:08:17,062 deposits for Lance Bass Space Camp are due... 243 00:08:17,094 --> 00:08:19,296 ♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪ 244 00:08:19,329 --> 00:08:21,099 Three, two, one. 245 00:08:21,132 --> 00:08:22,834 Blastoff! 246 00:08:22,866 --> 00:08:26,270 You guys hungry? Want any Goldfish? 247 00:08:26,303 --> 00:08:27,538 Soph? Graham? 248 00:08:30,308 --> 00:08:33,945 There it is... "Son of a Beach, My Beach Wedding Has No Beach." 249 00:08:33,978 --> 00:08:35,280 I'm not sure how this book is feminist. 250 00:08:35,313 --> 00:08:36,515 That's why we keep it up here. 251 00:08:36,547 --> 00:08:38,249 - Here. - Thank you. Appreciate it. 252 00:08:38,282 --> 00:08:40,118 It's really nice of you to help me plan this wedding. 253 00:08:40,151 --> 00:08:42,753 I know it can't be easy considering you're... 254 00:08:42,786 --> 00:08:44,788 Single? Oh, please. 255 00:08:44,821 --> 00:08:46,090 Ron, don't paint a picture like 256 00:08:46,123 --> 00:08:47,492 I'm some lonely crone 257 00:08:47,525 --> 00:08:48,526 who's not getting any action. 258 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,027 I am out there, okay? 259 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,963 I am having nighttime encounters. 260 00:08:51,988 --> 00:08:53,257 That sounds real. 261 00:08:53,290 --> 00:08:55,925 - It is real. I'm in these streets. - I'm... 262 00:08:55,959 --> 00:08:58,362 Matter of fact, just the other day, I had 263 00:08:58,394 --> 00:08:59,395 a questionable make-out. 264 00:08:59,429 --> 00:09:01,198 Who was it with? 265 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,932 It was a mistake. 266 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:05,969 It... made things complicated. I don't want to talk about it. 267 00:09:06,002 --> 00:09:08,572 You know, uh, for the record, 268 00:09:08,604 --> 00:09:10,773 I still don't like hearing about you with other guys. 269 00:09:10,806 --> 00:09:12,575 - Ron, you're getting married. - Hey. 270 00:09:12,609 --> 00:09:13,944 Remember our wedding? 271 00:09:13,976 --> 00:09:15,778 Who could forget every bride's dream? 272 00:09:15,811 --> 00:09:17,947 Courthouse at noon on a Tuesday. 273 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,115 Hey, we were supposed to make up for that. 274 00:09:19,148 --> 00:09:20,650 Now, come on. Remember? We said we were gonna 275 00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:23,120 eventually have a big wedding 276 00:09:23,152 --> 00:09:25,555 with all of our friends and a band and a cake, 277 00:09:25,588 --> 00:09:26,923 our first dance. 278 00:09:26,955 --> 00:09:28,591 Yeah, well, probably best it didn't happen 279 00:09:28,624 --> 00:09:30,126 'cause I've never seen you dance without taking your shirt off. 280 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,895 Oh, come on. That is... 281 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:34,092 - Oh, my God. - True. 282 00:09:34,117 --> 00:09:35,077 Well, you know what? 283 00:09:35,078 --> 00:09:36,732 - I came up with a saying. - Oh. 284 00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:39,951 - It's never too late. - Okay, you did not make that up, Ron. 285 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:41,193 Never too late. 286 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:43,440 Wow. 287 00:09:43,473 --> 00:09:44,642 Shall we? 288 00:09:45,974 --> 00:09:49,178 Winebrary, for the first time, please welcome 289 00:09:49,211 --> 00:09:51,914 - Poppy and Ron. - You're keeping your shirt on. 290 00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:54,684 - Maybe. Uh-oh. - ♪ Could it be I'm falling in love ♪ 291 00:09:54,718 --> 00:09:57,087 ♪ With you ♪ 292 00:09:57,119 --> 00:09:58,854 ♪ With you ♪ 293 00:09:58,888 --> 00:10:03,727 ♪ With you ♪ 294 00:10:09,998 --> 00:10:11,935 I didn't take that $20 from your kitchen counter. 295 00:10:11,968 --> 00:10:13,704 We both know that you did, and I don't care. 296 00:10:13,737 --> 00:10:15,505 Listen, I need your advice. 297 00:10:15,537 --> 00:10:17,139 My advice? Why? 298 00:10:17,172 --> 00:10:19,041 Well, normally, I'd ask Will and Poppy, 299 00:10:19,075 --> 00:10:21,277 but, you know, they're not like you and me. 300 00:10:21,311 --> 00:10:22,713 I mean, we love our kids, 301 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:24,774 but we frequently wish that they'd go away. 302 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:25,803 Big-time. 303 00:10:25,828 --> 00:10:27,818 Barbara offered to take the twins for the summer. 304 00:10:27,850 --> 00:10:29,100 You know, to teach 'em girl stuff. 305 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:32,655 And I should be over the moon, but I'm not. 306 00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,391 Wait. Hang on. 307 00:10:34,423 --> 00:10:36,726 I did bring my floating basketball hoop to your house? 308 00:10:36,759 --> 00:10:38,961 Yes, I did. Go on. 309 00:10:38,994 --> 00:10:40,529 All right, see, I was really excited about building 310 00:10:40,562 --> 00:10:41,731 the Jacuzzi with them, you know? 311 00:10:41,764 --> 00:10:43,366 We... We had it all planned. 312 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,035 We were gonna start construction early in the morning, 313 00:10:46,069 --> 00:10:47,871 and then we would break for lunch and pretend 314 00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:49,806 we're eating on a beam high above 315 00:10:49,839 --> 00:10:52,575 1920s New York City. 316 00:10:52,609 --> 00:10:55,045 And then we would unwind with a-a cold one 317 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:57,546 as we'd listen to a baseball game on AM radio. 318 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,483 Ah, the summer it was gonna be. 319 00:10:59,516 --> 00:11:03,186 I cannot wait to see what those girls turn out like as adults. 320 00:11:03,219 --> 00:11:05,821 But look, i-if you want them here for the summer, 321 00:11:05,854 --> 00:11:06,856 then they should stay here. 322 00:11:06,889 --> 00:11:08,191 You think so? 323 00:11:08,224 --> 00:11:10,826 Yeah, you're their father. Wait. 324 00:11:10,859 --> 00:11:12,561 Are you saying if the twins stayed, 325 00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:15,565 then I could be soaking in a new Jacuzzi? 326 00:11:15,598 --> 00:11:18,335 Well, technically, that was included in the words I said, 327 00:11:18,368 --> 00:11:20,871 but I'd hardly define that as "what I'm saying." 328 00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,104 Then those girls aren't going anywhere. 329 00:11:22,138 --> 00:11:23,272 Where are they right now? 330 00:11:23,306 --> 00:11:24,674 Well, they're with Barbara. 331 00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:26,075 Uh, but, you know, I really don't feel 332 00:11:26,109 --> 00:11:27,610 that you're tending to my emotions 333 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,246 the way I imagined when I was driving over here. 334 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,549 Deposits for Lance Bass Space Camp are due 335 00:11:32,581 --> 00:11:34,917 ♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪ 336 00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,853 I get something new from this every time. 337 00:11:36,886 --> 00:11:38,955 This camp is going to be amazing! 338 00:11:38,988 --> 00:11:41,525 And I 100% get to go! 339 00:11:41,557 --> 00:11:43,793 All right, Graham, take a lap. 340 00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,062 Sophie, I'm so sorry I let you down. 341 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,063 I don't know what happened. 342 00:11:48,096 --> 00:11:49,865 You didn't mail the check, Dad. 343 00:11:49,898 --> 00:11:51,767 Yeah, I meant sort of more big picture. 344 00:11:51,801 --> 00:11:54,470 But you're right. I was careless. 345 00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,138 You're never careless. 346 00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:58,541 So I'm left to speculate. 347 00:11:58,575 --> 00:12:00,911 If you really wanted me to go, 348 00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:02,579 you would've mailed the check, right? 349 00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:05,482 So on some level, you wanted me to stay home. 350 00:12:05,514 --> 00:12:08,284 My God. I think you're right. 351 00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:09,985 And that would definitely explain the dream I had 352 00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:11,570 where I buried Lance Bass alive. 353 00:12:11,595 --> 00:12:13,290 It's fine. I'll stay. 354 00:12:13,322 --> 00:12:14,824 And we'll do the thing we do every summer... 355 00:12:14,858 --> 00:12:16,493 Will Cooper Couch Camp. 356 00:12:16,526 --> 00:12:18,728 I'll cut out paper hearts while we sit under blankets 357 00:12:18,761 --> 00:12:20,831 and blast the A/C for two months. 358 00:12:20,864 --> 00:12:23,133 That does sound like so much fun. 359 00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:24,568 But I can't let that happen. 360 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:25,734 I'm gonna fix this. 361 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,970 How? There's nothing else you can do. 362 00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,474 Oh, there's one more thing I can do. 363 00:12:33,642 --> 00:12:35,311 Hey! 364 00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,279 I'd like to speak to your supervisor. 365 00:12:37,312 --> 00:12:38,914 He's on the third floor. 366 00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:40,249 We don't allow people on the third... 367 00:12:40,282 --> 00:12:41,450 - The third floor! - Aah! No! 368 00:12:41,484 --> 00:12:43,586 ♪ I need a hero ♪ 369 00:12:43,619 --> 00:12:47,756 ♪ I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night ♪ 370 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,460 ♪ He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast ♪ 371 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:53,662 ♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪ 372 00:12:54,998 --> 00:12:56,465 Oh. Hello. 373 00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:58,750 - Are you Buzz Aldrin? - No. 374 00:12:58,775 --> 00:13:00,477 Then get out! 375 00:13:01,235 --> 00:13:04,242 So, anyway, my daughter is dying to come to this camp, 376 00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:05,883 but I forgot to mail in the check. 377 00:13:05,908 --> 00:13:07,845 And now she's gonna have to go to Couch Camp. 378 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,945 Ooh, is that where you learn how to design, build, 379 00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:11,781 and mass produce your own furniture line? 380 00:13:11,814 --> 00:13:13,817 No, it's where you just 381 00:13:13,849 --> 00:13:15,218 sit on the couch with your dad all summer. 382 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,719 I think what you're talking about is trade school. 383 00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:19,522 I don't know. I love my child, 384 00:13:19,556 --> 00:13:21,724 but I worry that I'm holding her back. 385 00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,692 - I'm lost. - I get it. 386 00:13:23,725 --> 00:13:25,794 I have moments where I feel that way, too. 387 00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:28,030 When I get overwhelmed, I go back to what inspired me 388 00:13:28,064 --> 00:13:29,566 to start a space camp with a nod 389 00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:30,967 to performing arts in the first place. 390 00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:32,368 And what is that, Lance Bass? 391 00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:33,703 All my great loves... 392 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:35,971 zero gravity, anti-matter, 393 00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:37,540 hitting your mark, 394 00:13:37,574 --> 00:13:39,976 the heliosphere, Fosse... 395 00:13:40,008 --> 00:13:42,012 You're right. I have to go back 396 00:13:42,045 --> 00:13:43,747 to what initially inspired me to be a parent... 397 00:13:43,780 --> 00:13:45,382 raising a daughter 398 00:13:45,415 --> 00:13:47,584 who's gonna learn how to fly. 399 00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:49,067 I can't keep keeping her down. 400 00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:51,521 Oh, my gosh. S-Say that again. 401 00:13:51,554 --> 00:13:53,902 I can't keep keeping her down. 402 00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:55,182 Yes. Yes. 403 00:13:55,224 --> 00:13:56,892 I've been trying to write a new song for the camp, 404 00:13:56,926 --> 00:13:58,328 and I have been stuck. 405 00:13:58,360 --> 00:13:59,929 Check it. 406 00:13:59,963 --> 00:14:02,065 ♪ When you're out on your own ♪ 407 00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:06,069 ♪ All alone in this cold town ♪ 408 00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,937 ♪ You need to blast up in the sky ♪ 409 00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:10,172 ♪ You gotta learn to fly ♪ 410 00:14:10,205 --> 00:14:13,542 ♪ The world can't keep keeping you down ♪ 411 00:14:13,575 --> 00:14:17,113 ♪ Blast off to Space Camp ♪ 412 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:19,015 ♪ Lance Bass Space Camp ♪ 413 00:14:19,047 --> 00:14:22,284 ♪ With a nod to performing arts ♪ 414 00:14:22,317 --> 00:14:24,053 ♪ Oooh ♪ 415 00:14:24,086 --> 00:14:26,188 ♪ Space Camp ♪ 416 00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,223 God, it feels good to collaborate again. 417 00:14:28,257 --> 00:14:30,060 Hey, can you stay and jam? 418 00:14:30,093 --> 00:14:31,728 Will it help my daughter get into space camp? 419 00:14:31,761 --> 00:14:34,130 Depends. Can you count me in and make it splashy? 420 00:14:34,162 --> 00:14:36,765 Her name's Sophie Cooper, and she has all her shots. 421 00:14:36,798 --> 00:14:38,367 Two, three, four! 422 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:47,076 Douglas. Orngie. 423 00:14:47,109 --> 00:14:48,478 What are you doing here? 424 00:14:48,511 --> 00:14:49,980 You want a vodka? 425 00:14:50,013 --> 00:14:52,648 - I've got a flask. - Okay, listen, Barb. 426 00:14:52,681 --> 00:14:53,916 We got to talk about this summer. 427 00:14:53,950 --> 00:14:55,551 There's nothing to discuss. 428 00:14:55,585 --> 00:14:57,586 I'm taking your girls to Reno. 429 00:14:57,619 --> 00:14:58,721 They'll fit right in. 430 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,956 Just look at 'em. 431 00:15:00,989 --> 00:15:02,091 Oh, my God. 432 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,759 What the hell am I looking at? 433 00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:06,562 Dad, check it out. We're fancy ladies. 434 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,498 Grandma Barb says we look fine as hell. 435 00:15:08,531 --> 00:15:09,661 No. No. 436 00:15:12,768 --> 00:15:15,404 Get this crap off my face! 437 00:15:15,437 --> 00:15:17,506 All right, that's it, Barb. You're not taking Emma and Amy. 438 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:20,443 Why not? You don't know what to do with two little girls. 439 00:15:20,475 --> 00:15:21,677 They're not little girls. 440 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,613 They're demented maniacs 441 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:24,981 who happen to be awesome 442 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,749 because they've got a dad who lets them be 443 00:15:26,782 --> 00:15:27,850 exactly who they want to be. 444 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:28,784 Day laborers. 445 00:15:28,817 --> 00:15:30,085 Hey, look. I'm not the same 446 00:15:30,118 --> 00:15:32,755 selfish 54-year-old boy that you once knew. 447 00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:34,691 I've learned a lot of parent things. 448 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:36,825 I know how to do a high ponytail. 449 00:15:36,859 --> 00:15:39,128 I've seen multiple movies about trolls. 450 00:15:39,162 --> 00:15:40,330 I know what temperature 451 00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:42,532 my oven has to be for chicken fingers, 452 00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:44,633 chicken nuggets, and chicken fries. 453 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:46,936 Okay. So maybe you've changed. 454 00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:49,772 But what? You can't just send me home. 455 00:15:49,806 --> 00:15:52,941 I want to know my granddaughters. 456 00:15:52,974 --> 00:15:54,710 They don't have their mother, 457 00:15:54,743 --> 00:15:57,312 but they do have me. 458 00:15:57,345 --> 00:16:00,631 I know you miss her. I do, too. 459 00:16:03,152 --> 00:16:04,854 I'll tell you what. Instead, why don't you just, 460 00:16:04,887 --> 00:16:08,157 uh, spend a few... weeks with us, huh? 461 00:16:09,325 --> 00:16:11,061 But you have to pay for your own booze. 462 00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:13,435 I think I can agree to those terms. 463 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,831 Oh, no! I'm top heavy! Emma, help! 464 00:16:15,864 --> 00:16:17,115 Grab her. Grab her! 465 00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:24,640 ♪ When you're not fully grown, with tiny bones ♪ 466 00:16:24,673 --> 00:16:27,202 ♪ On this planet ♪ 467 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:30,580 ♪ You need to learn about Mars and neutron stars ♪ 468 00:16:30,613 --> 00:16:33,749 ♪ And why gravity keeps keeping you down ♪ 469 00:16:33,782 --> 00:16:36,820 ♪ And eat space food ♪ 470 00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:40,190 ♪ Freeze-dried space food ♪ 471 00:16:40,223 --> 00:16:43,560 ♪ With a hot meal for your dinner ♪ 472 00:16:43,593 --> 00:16:47,097 ♪ Lance Bass Space Caaamp ♪ 473 00:16:47,122 --> 00:16:49,159 Oh, my God. That was so good! 474 00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,666 It's really good, Lance. 475 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,234 Do you think we could maybe take a quick five? 476 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:55,007 To help with the creative flow. A pause for the muse. 477 00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:56,739 - Great idea. - Yeah. 478 00:16:56,772 --> 00:16:58,392 But also to talk about 479 00:16:58,424 --> 00:17:00,216 what I originally came in here for. My daughter, Sophie. 480 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,446 She wants to come to this camp so bad. 481 00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,413 If you could just hear her out. I'll go get her. 482 00:17:04,447 --> 00:17:06,015 - She's just out... - Hi, Dad. 483 00:17:06,047 --> 00:17:08,617 Oh, wow. You're literally right here. 484 00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:10,719 It's Lance Bass Space Camp. 485 00:17:10,752 --> 00:17:11,920 It's cool. They're with me. 486 00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:13,690 - Well, any friend of Bill. - It's Will. 487 00:17:13,722 --> 00:17:14,923 This is my daughter, Sophie. 488 00:17:14,957 --> 00:17:15,925 And this is Graham. 489 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,227 - And who's Graham? - Angie's son. 490 00:17:17,259 --> 00:17:18,427 - And who's Angie? - She's a friend. 491 00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,229 Oh. I'm friends with Richard Gere. 492 00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:22,798 - Cool. - Yeah. It is. 493 00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:25,235 Sophie, look, I know how bad you wanted to go 494 00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,769 to Lance Bass Space Camp. 495 00:17:26,803 --> 00:17:28,304 But I do ask that you register... 496 00:17:28,336 --> 00:17:30,906 I know... ♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪ 497 00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:31,873 Actually it's... 498 00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:33,610 ♪ By, by, by March 1st ♪ 499 00:17:33,642 --> 00:17:35,545 I thought I did that. 500 00:17:35,577 --> 00:17:39,615 That being said, your dad loves you so much, it's inspiring. 501 00:17:39,649 --> 00:17:41,117 It inspired the new theme song. 502 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:44,120 And now it's inspiring me to make a rare exception... 503 00:17:44,152 --> 00:17:45,889 you're going to Lance Bass Space Camp, girl! 504 00:17:45,921 --> 00:17:48,123 And I don't want to blow your mind, 505 00:17:48,156 --> 00:17:50,058 but at the end, you're gonna get to kiss 506 00:17:50,092 --> 00:17:52,033 the skull of Yuri Gagarin. 507 00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:54,838 - I don't believe it! - I was already going! 508 00:17:57,999 --> 00:17:59,969 Uh, you still have to pay me, though. 509 00:18:00,001 --> 00:18:03,072 And I can't waive the $800 late fee. I'm so sorry. 510 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:04,131 - No, I understand. - Yeah. 511 00:18:05,842 --> 00:18:07,610 - Oh, you mean, like, right now? - Yes. 512 00:18:07,642 --> 00:18:08,912 - Oh, got it. Okay. Of course. Of course. - Yeah, that would be great. 513 00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:10,932 So, I just make that out to Lance Bass Space Camp? 514 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,248 Actually, can you make it out to Lance Bass Space Cump? 515 00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:16,018 There was an error in our articles of incorporation. Yeah. 516 00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:18,188 Thanks for sticking up for me. 517 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,323 Hey, I didn't say anything that wasn't true. 518 00:18:20,355 --> 00:18:23,459 Nobody except you could raise those little weirdos. 519 00:18:23,491 --> 00:18:26,028 I think eventually, their interests are gonna 520 00:18:26,062 --> 00:18:29,132 grow beyond just simple home demolition, 521 00:18:29,164 --> 00:18:32,835 and I won't be able to handle 'em alone. 522 00:18:32,869 --> 00:18:36,940 But it'd be nice for them to have a woman in their life. 523 00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:39,608 Well, you're gonna find someone, Douglas. 524 00:18:39,642 --> 00:18:40,643 Maybe you already have. 525 00:18:42,678 --> 00:18:43,813 Good God. 526 00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,315 You know I kissed Poppy. 527 00:18:45,347 --> 00:18:46,950 Guh... Wha...? 528 00:18:46,982 --> 00:18:48,784 Nuh-uh. Yeah. Of course I know. 529 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:49,985 You ladies and your yappin'. 530 00:18:50,018 --> 00:18:52,855 That's exactly what we call it. 531 00:18:52,889 --> 00:18:56,559 But, you know, if you care about her, 532 00:18:56,592 --> 00:18:57,861 you should tell her. 533 00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,066 Now? 534 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:05,300 We can finish our drinks first. 535 00:19:06,693 --> 00:19:08,790 Okay, easy. 536 00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:11,874 - Hey. - Hey. 537 00:19:11,908 --> 00:19:13,075 What happened? 538 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,710 You need me to plan your honeymoon, too? 539 00:19:14,744 --> 00:19:15,912 No. 540 00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:16,946 I'm here because I... 541 00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:21,017 I can't stop thinking about you. 542 00:19:21,049 --> 00:19:24,319 Okay. Ron, walking down memory lane 543 00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:26,890 had me in my feelings, too, but you're about to marry Sharon. 544 00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:27,990 At the Winebrary. 545 00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:29,425 You already put down your $10 deposit. 546 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,027 I can't lose you again. 547 00:19:31,059 --> 00:19:33,095 And I think you feel the same. 548 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,917 Hey, thanks for getting me into space camp. 549 00:19:58,942 --> 00:20:00,082 I know it wasn't easy 550 00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:02,925 and you had to fight against all of your natural instincts. 551 00:20:02,950 --> 00:20:05,628 Yeah. Should I quit my job and become a songwriter? 552 00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,130 - Mm, no. - Okay. 553 00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:09,966 - Oh, I love you! - I love you, too. 554 00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:11,733 Go. Fly. 555 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:14,070 Make sure to sit in an emergency exit row. 556 00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,706 And don't let space become your new father! 557 00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:19,575 Okay, we got your EpiPen, Band-Aids, 558 00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:21,576 Motrin, motion sickness pills, 559 00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:24,247 sleep mask... four bottles of cologne? 560 00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:26,715 Hey, if Hilltop's any indication, 561 00:20:26,748 --> 00:20:28,418 I'll have at least four girlfriends 562 00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:29,552 before the end of camp. 563 00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:31,453 Bringing that swagger to space. 564 00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:33,389 I'm a proud mom. 565 00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:35,224 - Be safe. - Bye, Mom. 566 00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:38,393 Bye, Graham. 567 00:20:38,427 --> 00:20:39,462 Mom? It's, um... 568 00:20:39,495 --> 00:20:41,664 already time for me to go? 569 00:20:41,697 --> 00:20:43,299 To space camp? 570 00:20:43,332 --> 00:20:46,069 Lance Bass Space Camp? Mom? 571 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,771 I gotta go to space camp! 572 00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:50,073 - Bye. - Bye. 573 00:20:52,274 --> 00:20:54,477 You know, I think I've made progress. 574 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,311 Not sure if I even need these crying shades. 575 00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:03,920 Angie, you okay? 576 00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:05,787 Can we go get ice cream? 577 00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:07,457 But not, like, good ice cream 578 00:21:07,489 --> 00:21:09,459 but, like, cheap, comforting, garbage ice cream? 579 00:21:11,227 --> 00:21:12,428 Yeah. 580 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:13,962 I'll drive. 581 00:21:16,699 --> 00:21:18,796 That bus took my baby! 582 00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:20,803 Angie! Angie! 583 00:21:20,835 --> 00:21:22,872 You're never gonna catch... 584 00:21:22,904 --> 00:21:24,362 Oh, wow. She's pretty fast. 585 00:21:24,386 --> 00:21:29,386 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com