1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:02,909 And that's why you should elect me 2 00:00:02,910 --> 00:00:05,067 as your Second Grade President. 3 00:00:05,068 --> 00:00:06,949 Vote for some-bunny you can depend on. 4 00:00:11,366 --> 00:00:13,659 You know, that bunny-eared freak really grates me. 5 00:00:13,660 --> 00:00:15,619 She's been president every year since kindergarten. 6 00:00:15,620 --> 00:00:16,912 She's lost touch with the people. 7 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:18,889 It's ridiculous... this whole election. 8 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:20,059 Back in my day, it was 9 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:22,129 "Heads down, hands up. Timmy wins. 10 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:24,419 Uhp. There's the nuke siren. Duck and cover." 11 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:26,213 Okay, shut up, shut up. It's time. 12 00:00:26,214 --> 00:00:29,899 ♪ La la la la la la la la la ♪ 13 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,970 ♪ La la la la la la laaaa ♪ 14 00:00:32,971 --> 00:00:34,388 ♪ Hai Si Ja ♪ 15 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:36,319 - ♪ Hold tight ♪ - What up, Hilltop? 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,709 I'm Rory Banks, here to announce 17 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:39,269 my bid for Class President! 18 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:42,300 Whoo! 19 00:00:42,355 --> 00:00:45,190 I will not rest until we eliminate math. 20 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:47,777 I've said it before... we all have calculators! 21 00:00:51,531 --> 00:00:52,659 I don't envy you. 22 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:55,360 Elections are a total time suck for parents. 23 00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:57,953 It's canvassing, cold-calling... 24 00:00:57,954 --> 00:01:00,969 all while the kids in China are learning engineering 25 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:02,899 and preparing to destroy us. 26 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:04,479 - Anyway, have fun. - Mm-hmm. 27 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,450 Now, if any of you would like to donate any of your lunch money 28 00:01:07,460 --> 00:01:09,539 or help pad out my circle of "yes men," 29 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:11,675 please speak to one of my running mates. 30 00:01:11,676 --> 00:01:12,979 Who wants a T-shirt? 31 00:01:14,820 --> 00:01:16,054 Ooh! 32 00:01:16,055 --> 00:01:18,219 See that? Those ladies are your ladies. 33 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:19,550 Welcome to the ticket, fool. 34 00:01:20,810 --> 00:01:24,188 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 35 00:01:26,190 --> 00:01:29,359 Do you have any red wine that's even redder? 36 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,945 Like, more the color of the blood of The Sacred Ox? 37 00:01:31,946 --> 00:01:34,099 Okay, what's happening here? Is this a cult thing? 38 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,400 If it's a moon cult, I'm in. I love moon stuff. 39 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:39,000 No, it's just "Joust" night, baby! 40 00:01:39,010 --> 00:01:41,739 Ohh! That fantasy show with the knights and dragons? 41 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,240 - They are not dragons. - They're not dragons. 42 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,449 They're stegasuses. 43 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:48,337 They're like a pegasus with armor, like a stegosaurus. 44 00:01:48,338 --> 00:01:51,260 Okay. I'm sorry I... called them that. 45 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:53,079 Angie and I are binge-watching the first three seasons 46 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,590 before the new one drops next week. 47 00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:57,119 Yeah, we've developed a nightly ritual of watching, drinking, 48 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,289 and speaking in an unspecific pan-European dialect. 49 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:02,392 It's a smith's barrel of fun! 50 00:02:02,393 --> 00:02:04,959 Are you guys sure watching a show this hard is healthy? 51 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,330 Because you remember what happened 52 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:07,730 when people saw the finale of "Lost." 53 00:02:07,732 --> 00:02:09,024 I loved the "Lost" finale. 54 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:10,399 Well, it's a lot healthier than obsessing over 55 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,480 my breakup with Owen. 56 00:02:11,486 --> 00:02:14,299 Yeah, Angie and I are kind of nailing being single. 57 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,959 Bingeing is the best way not to deal 58 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,699 with my grand gesture I made towards Tracy. 59 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,409 It's been so weird since I showed up at her house 60 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,620 to ask her out and met her boyfriend instead. 61 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,159 Yeah. That was a big swing. 62 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,619 Yeah, but there's something between us. 63 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:27,793 All of our conversations are charged with chemistry. 64 00:02:27,794 --> 00:02:30,319 This toaster's pretty slow. 65 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,160 Not as slow as the last one. 66 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:33,840 Huh. 67 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:35,217 Is that the end of that story, or... ? 68 00:02:35,218 --> 00:02:37,429 There's no good way to convey chemistry 69 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:38,439 through conversation, okay? 70 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,800 But trust me, our vibe is electric. 71 00:02:40,807 --> 00:02:43,279 - Howdy. - Miggy, what are you wearing? 72 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,435 You look like you mugged a mannequin at a golf shop. 73 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:47,854 When you're dating Bobbi Babsen, Golf Pro to the Stars, 74 00:02:47,855 --> 00:02:49,231 there's an image to keep up. 75 00:02:49,232 --> 00:02:51,239 So she's been putting me in new threads. 76 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,840 Turns out being a kept man is kinda dope. 77 00:02:53,850 --> 00:02:55,209 Well, we don't need love. 78 00:02:55,210 --> 00:02:56,449 We have the whole "Joust" universe 79 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:59,116 of the stegasus, the Guardians of Corynne Wood, 80 00:02:59,117 --> 00:03:01,701 and The Grand Priestess of Lazarian's Mount. 81 00:03:01,702 --> 00:03:03,619 I love that theme song. 82 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,205 ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ 83 00:03:05,206 --> 00:03:06,329 - ♪ Joust! Joust! ♪ - Oh, I can do that! 84 00:03:06,330 --> 00:03:08,625 ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ 85 00:03:08,626 --> 00:03:10,429 - ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ - Okay... 86 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:12,270 - ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ - All right. I'll... 87 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:15,060 It's not gonna work. 88 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,409 All right, Rory, I got your glitter glue and scissors. 89 00:03:17,410 --> 00:03:18,479 Could not find a strobe light. 90 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,179 All of these buttons are pictures of me from the left side. 91 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,189 - So? - My left side is my bad side, 92 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,250 Mother. Please fix this. 93 00:03:24,260 --> 00:03:25,759 Okay, Douglas, you maybe want to step in here? 94 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,320 I made you two blond helpers. What more do you want? 95 00:03:29,150 --> 00:03:31,420 You gotta see this! 96 00:03:33,067 --> 00:03:36,419 Rory Banks says he's pro-recess. 97 00:03:36,420 --> 00:03:39,110 But what was he doing on the sunniest day of the year? 98 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,280 Oh, my gosh. 99 00:03:41,284 --> 00:03:42,909 It's hard to read with the glare! 100 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:45,899 He says he wants to cut math. 101 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:48,299 But then why choose a running mate who knows... 102 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,760 algebra? 103 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:51,019 You two swore that there was no 104 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,120 compromising footage of you floating around. 105 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:56,509 A vote for Rory is a vote against fun. 106 00:03:56,510 --> 00:03:59,759 I'm Bunny Ears, and I approve this message. 107 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,550 Losers?! M-My kids are not losers! 108 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,550 Who the hell does that child think she is? 109 00:04:04,557 --> 00:04:06,049 And why the hell do we have buttons 110 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:08,602 with a picture of Rory from his bad side? 111 00:04:08,603 --> 00:04:10,562 I gave birth to that bad side, and I still hate it. 112 00:04:10,563 --> 00:04:13,389 All right, Emma, fetch me my expensive marker. 113 00:04:13,390 --> 00:04:14,566 I'm tagging in! 114 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:15,609 Let's go! 115 00:04:15,610 --> 00:04:17,777 - You look great. - Thank you. 116 00:04:17,778 --> 00:04:21,156 Thank you for throwing out that hideous bomber jacket. 117 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:22,159 - Oh, you're welcome. - Hey, 118 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,599 does Miggy's new relationship 119 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,743 seem odd to you? 120 00:04:24,744 --> 00:04:25,749 I dunno. 121 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,705 Louisa made me carry a pocket watch. 122 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:31,340 Oh. And where's the braided belt I got you? 123 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:34,419 Oh! Uh, I-I-I got bored and unbraided it. 124 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,754 I'm sorry, Bobbi. 125 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:37,519 I wanted to see what would happen. 126 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,715 It's what you think. 127 00:04:38,716 --> 00:04:39,719 Mm. 128 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,619 Oh. 129 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,012 - I'll be right back. - Oh, okay. 130 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,699 Hey, guys. 131 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,759 Miggy, let's dish. 132 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,975 Is this new relationship making you miserable? 133 00:04:48,976 --> 00:04:50,659 You kidding? It's amazing! 134 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:52,729 Bobbi takes me to dinner every night at the club, 135 00:04:52,730 --> 00:04:54,105 she buys me all new stuff, 136 00:04:54,106 --> 00:04:57,067 and all I have to do is be a completely different person. 137 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:59,270 Love is about changing yourself 138 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,979 to be whatever the other person wants. 139 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:03,619 - True story. - I don't think that's true. 140 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:06,679 Actually, I am nervous about the Whistling Pines Clam Bake. 141 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:09,079 I don't know what they do at clam bakes! 142 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,319 And if I mess this up in front of her celebrity clients, 143 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,119 she's gonna dump me for sure. 144 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,753 It's gonna be hard going back to that DFBL. 145 00:05:17,296 --> 00:05:18,629 Dat Frozen Burrito Life. 146 00:05:18,630 --> 00:05:19,839 Well, you're in luck. 147 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,999 I know everything about clam bakes. 148 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,886 My American Girl doll, Tinsley, summers in Nantucket. 149 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:26,069 Yeah! 150 00:05:26,070 --> 00:05:27,347 One question. 151 00:05:27,348 --> 00:05:28,640 What's clams? 152 00:05:28,641 --> 00:05:30,308 Ignore him. 153 00:05:30,309 --> 00:05:32,227 ♪ Joust! Joust! ♪ 154 00:05:32,228 --> 00:05:33,450 Damn. 155 00:05:33,460 --> 00:05:34,969 That was a good episode. 156 00:05:34,970 --> 00:05:38,059 Yeah, I just stress-ate that whole pizza. 157 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:41,019 ♪ Joust! Joust, Joust, Joust! ♪ 158 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,050 Mm. 159 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:44,823 - Tracy Freeze?! - Hi. 160 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,866 What are you doing here? Did I leave the green screen down? 161 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:48,119 What? No. 162 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,619 Okay, this might be insane, I know, 163 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:52,840 but I broke up with Travis... finally. 164 00:05:52,850 --> 00:05:55,189 And I found myself driving here without a plan. 165 00:05:55,190 --> 00:05:56,499 And then I sat in my car rehearsing 166 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:57,699 what I was gonna say to you for 10 minutes, 167 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,129 and now I'm here, and... 168 00:05:59,130 --> 00:06:00,422 I forgot everything I was gonna say. 169 00:06:00,423 --> 00:06:02,674 So, to sum up... 170 00:06:02,675 --> 00:06:04,709 you wanna get a drink... 171 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:05,760 with me? 172 00:06:05,761 --> 00:06:07,479 I... 173 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,060 - Well, I... - Hey. 174 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,183 Ohhh... hi! 175 00:06:12,420 --> 00:06:14,279 Why are you looking at me like that? 176 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:15,645 Do I have sauce on my face? 177 00:06:15,646 --> 00:06:17,319 I didn't realize I was interrupting something. 178 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,565 No! Pbht! 179 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:20,317 You're not... really. I am no one. 180 00:06:20,318 --> 00:06:21,401 Yeah, she's no one. 181 00:06:21,402 --> 00:06:23,519 This was nuts, and I know that. 182 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,196 So... I'll talk to you tomorrow. 183 00:06:25,197 --> 00:06:27,241 Um, I'll see you tomorrow at the toaster. 184 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:28,760 Toaster. 185 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:33,163 Oh, my God! What just happened? 186 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:35,039 I think your boss just broke up with her boyfriend 187 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,875 and immediately drove here to ask you out. 188 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:38,376 That's so awesome! How did I do? 189 00:06:38,377 --> 00:06:40,253 Bad! You straight-up rejected her. 190 00:06:40,254 --> 00:06:42,259 Why did I do that? I'm such an idiot! 191 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:45,130 Oh, God, you got to go and catch her! 192 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:47,385 Oh, and she's s-still out in her car! 193 00:06:47,386 --> 00:06:48,590 But what about "Joust"? 194 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:49,940 We were just gonna watch episode 8. 195 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:52,300 Dude, we can pick it up tomorrow. Go! Now! 196 00:06:52,308 --> 00:06:53,349 Okay. I'm gonna go. 197 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:54,476 Don't steal anything. 198 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,629 But seriously, don't steal anything. 199 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,599 Hmm. 200 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,240 Not bad for someone who's had two glasses of scotch. 201 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:10,408 It's four. 202 00:07:10,409 --> 00:07:12,450 And actually, this would be much better 203 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:14,209 if I could use my charcoals. 204 00:07:14,210 --> 00:07:15,538 - Charcoals? - That's right. 205 00:07:15,539 --> 00:07:17,679 Oh, you fancy. 206 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:19,084 I'm impressed, by the way. 207 00:07:19,085 --> 00:07:20,794 You are? Why? 208 00:07:20,795 --> 00:07:23,219 I don't know... it's late, you're here, 209 00:07:23,220 --> 00:07:25,619 killing yourself over a poster for our kids... 210 00:07:25,620 --> 00:07:26,919 - Yes. - ... and you could be at the club. 211 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:28,249 Oh, you know, I could be. 212 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,599 And it happens to be surf 'n' turf night. 213 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:32,469 - Tonight? - You heard me. 214 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:35,300 And I haven't missed one of those since the late '90s. 215 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:38,269 They have a plaque for me above the lobster tank. 216 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:40,170 Oh. Well, then you should go. I mean... 217 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:41,329 No. I don't want to go. 218 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,039 You should go, Douglas. I... 219 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,439 I'm taking a week off shellfish. 220 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,409 We can do this later. 221 00:07:46,410 --> 00:07:48,340 I don't want to go. I want to be with you. 222 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,950 - O-Oh. - Yep. 223 00:07:58,666 --> 00:08:00,289 Oh, my God. 224 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,449 It's Rory. 225 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:03,253 He said Bunny Ears dropped out of the election. 226 00:08:03,254 --> 00:08:05,089 - No. - Yes! 227 00:08:05,090 --> 00:08:07,382 That means he's running uncontested, 228 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,089 so he's automatically gonna win. 229 00:08:09,090 --> 00:08:11,390 My son is a young black president. 230 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,329 - I made an Obama! - Amazing! 231 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:14,449 - Ooh! - We did it! 232 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:15,515 - We did it! - Ahh! 233 00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:26,279 Whew. 234 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,444 What just happened? 235 00:08:27,445 --> 00:08:28,569 Unclear. 236 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,799 So, I'm gonna go, 'cause it's... late. 237 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,080 - Yes. So late. - Great. 238 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,400 - Okay. - Awesome. 239 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:35,220 - Bye. - Bye. 240 00:08:36,410 --> 00:08:37,519 I'll finish the posters. 241 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,331 Yeah. 242 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,760 Last night was so fun. 243 00:08:45,770 --> 00:08:48,757 It was so fun. We were at that bar for like three hours. 244 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:51,219 Four, if you count the hour we made out in the parking lot. 245 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:52,619 Ahh! 246 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:53,879 Hey! 247 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,419 Can someone give me a ride home? 248 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:57,850 I left my car at an Arby's, Lord knows which one. 249 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:59,339 Guy. Not now. 250 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,639 Fantastic. 251 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,860 Uh... 252 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,999 What if we... hang out again tonight? 253 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,734 Is... Is that crazy? 254 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:08,739 Yeah, I'm down. 255 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,439 Oh! I have plans with Angie. 256 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:11,860 But you know what? Let me give her a call. 257 00:09:11,864 --> 00:09:13,209 One second. 258 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,620 Will. 259 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:19,149 Hello! 260 00:09:19,150 --> 00:09:20,497 Hey, Angie phalange. 261 00:09:20,498 --> 00:09:21,998 It's your boy Will Cooper. 262 00:09:21,999 --> 00:09:23,789 Things are going so well with Tracy, 263 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:25,949 so I think we're gonna go out again tonight, 264 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,295 which means I'll be late for "Joust." 265 00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:28,959 Wow! Pbht. 266 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,924 Three nights in a row, huh? 267 00:09:30,925 --> 00:09:33,139 Is anyone even doing the news over at KZOP anymore? 268 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,799 Or is it all just toast and make-outs? 269 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,959 - Are you annoyed? - No, 270 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,229 not at all. I just... 271 00:09:37,230 --> 00:09:39,029 want to know what my night looks like, that's all. 272 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:40,999 Plus, we have to stay on schedule for the premiere, 273 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,600 - remember? - Will. 274 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:44,839 Your toast is ready. 275 00:09:46,610 --> 00:09:47,691 I'll be there by 10:00. 276 00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:48,779 Bye. 277 00:09:48,780 --> 00:09:51,690 Well, Will's having his toast made by some broad at work. 278 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:54,155 - So that's great. Happy for him. - I kissed Douglas. 279 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:56,149 - Huh?! Fogerty? - Yes. 280 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:57,489 - Douglas Fogerty? - Yes. 281 00:09:57,490 --> 00:09:58,819 - Douglas Fogerty? - Yep. 282 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,139 - No! - Ow! 283 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:01,496 - Were you drunk? - I wish. 284 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:02,929 That would explain it. It just... 285 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:05,041 It happened, like Chris Harrison said it would. 286 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:06,167 Did you like it? 287 00:10:06,168 --> 00:10:08,669 I mean, Douglas stands for everything that I hate. 288 00:10:08,670 --> 00:10:09,754 He calls dinner "supper." 289 00:10:09,755 --> 00:10:10,755 Blegh. 290 00:10:10,756 --> 00:10:13,890 But... I mean, I didn't not like it. 291 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,960 Oh, my God. 292 00:10:14,969 --> 00:10:16,469 - You liked it! - Eh. 293 00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:17,804 Did he? 294 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:19,389 Of course he did. You're a total piece. 295 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:20,959 - Thanks, girl. - So, what happened after? 296 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,809 Nothing. We haven't talked... I mean, I haven't even seen him. 297 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:23,810 And you weren't drunk? 298 00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:25,395 Girl, you already asked me that! 299 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:26,729 Am I drunk? What's happening?! 300 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,550 I gotta figure this out. 301 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,775 Damn. 302 00:10:30,776 --> 00:10:33,027 Another crazy day at the picnic tables. 303 00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:36,290 In a past life, I died on a ship. 304 00:10:36,949 --> 00:10:38,099 All right. 305 00:10:41,370 --> 00:10:42,453 Mmm! 306 00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:45,164 Strong brine, smooth finish. 307 00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:47,876 This is a delicious East Bay littleneck. 308 00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:50,003 - How am I doing? - You've become a real pro. 309 00:10:50,004 --> 00:10:52,213 Yes! 310 00:10:52,214 --> 00:10:54,049 Ooh, gotta go meet my makeup guy. 311 00:10:54,050 --> 00:10:55,279 Your makeup guy? 312 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,310 Bobbi wants me to cover up my tattoos. 313 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,879 The clam bake's on the beach, so I'll have my shirt off, 314 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,179 and she says my tattoos don't go with clams. 315 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,919 Miggy, do you hear yourself? 316 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,518 She's treating you like a Barbie doll. 317 00:11:05,519 --> 00:11:07,520 I'm not a doll. I'm a boyfriend. 318 00:11:07,521 --> 00:11:08,730 Are you sure? 319 00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:09,789 Yeah. 320 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,229 W-Well, maybe I've been so busy taking care of Jack, 321 00:11:12,230 --> 00:11:14,470 I like having someone take care of me. 322 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:17,280 Well, I can't stand by and watch you erase your Miggy-ness. 323 00:11:17,281 --> 00:11:19,282 S-Sophie... 324 00:11:19,283 --> 00:11:21,369 Eh, sounds like a pretty sweet setup. 325 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:22,769 I say just go limp 326 00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,910 and enjoy the easy river, muchacho. 327 00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:27,679 Hi! 328 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,279 Sorry I am late. 329 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,679 The restaurant was packed, 330 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,449 and then Guy McCormick crashed our dinner, 331 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,739 and long story short, we had to call his sponsor. 332 00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,750 I just lost track of time, 333 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:37,319 but I'm here now... 334 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,280 ready to watch episode 8, 335 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,819 "The Winds of Bloodfire." 336 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,597 ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ 337 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:43,891 I already watched it. 338 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,849 You watched it? Without me? 339 00:11:46,850 --> 00:11:49,169 Well, yeah. I mean, you said you were gonna be here hours ago, 340 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:51,900 and then you weren't, so... I watched it. 341 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,980 Okay. 342 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,760 - You seem upset. - Au contraire ! 343 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:58,409 I am thrilled that everyone is finding love. 344 00:11:58,410 --> 00:11:59,489 Over the moon! 345 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,399 - "Everyone"? - You and Tracy, 346 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,539 Miggy, Poppy... 347 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,200 - Who's Poppy into? - No one! 348 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:06,284 And if you knew, it would blow your mind! 349 00:12:06,285 --> 00:12:07,599 Okay, so now you're punishing me 350 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,579 by withholding gossip? You know what? 351 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,289 You're the one who watched the episode without me. 352 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:12,299 You're the betrayer. 353 00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,080 You are the half-hand of Tirélea. 354 00:12:16,757 --> 00:12:19,092 I think we should "Joust" separately. 355 00:12:19,093 --> 00:12:20,969 - You don't mean that. - I can't depend on you. 356 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:22,762 You are not committed to the Tournament! 357 00:12:22,763 --> 00:12:24,099 Yes, I am! 358 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,559 You're just mad 'cause I'm finally the one canceling plans. 359 00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,703 When you were with Owen, 360 00:12:27,704 --> 00:12:29,469 you would cancel on me all the time. 361 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:31,279 You even texted me once, "Sorry. 362 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,939 - Got a ticket to Bone Town"! - Okay, 363 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:35,049 it was a round trip to Doinks-ville, 364 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:36,860 and it would've been rude to refuse it! 365 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,579 Meanwhile, I'm at home, single, 366 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,279 binge-watching "Planet Earth" on my own, 367 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,380 and I got by fine. 368 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,660 Well, I guess we're good on our own. 369 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,849 I'll just log out of your Netflix account. 370 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,519 - Good! - Great! 371 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,620 Wonderful! 372 00:12:47,630 --> 00:12:49,120 - Awesome! - Do it! 373 00:12:49,123 --> 00:12:50,409 I'm doing it! 374 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:51,439 Okay. 375 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:54,294 Uh, I guess... I'll be going, then. 376 00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:57,290 Actually, can you log back in really quick? 377 00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:58,299 That was a crazy move. 378 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,508 I don't want to pay for my own account. 379 00:13:03,470 --> 00:13:05,138 Poppy. Hey. 380 00:13:05,139 --> 00:13:06,809 Hi. 381 00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,909 So, about last night... 382 00:13:10,910 --> 00:13:12,353 the... kiss. 383 00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:13,359 Yes. 384 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,398 Yes, the kiss. I-I was there. 385 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:18,693 Right. Should we... talk about it, or... ? 386 00:13:18,694 --> 00:13:20,389 Sure. Yeah. 387 00:13:20,390 --> 00:13:21,599 Talk. 388 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,690 H-Hey, you know what? 389 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,530 Tony is, uh, making me supper, and, uh... 390 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,759 ... would you care to join, or... ? 391 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,619 Uh, join you? 392 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,740 For dinner? Like... Like a date? 393 00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:32,248 Well, it doesn't have to be a date. 394 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:34,834 Or it... it could be, I guess. 395 00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:37,169 - Oh. - We could toast to Rory winning. 396 00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:38,539 Okay. 397 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:41,470 Was that crazy or what? 398 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,590 I mean, Bunny Ears just dropped out of the race. 399 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,380 - That was an act of God. - Mm-hmm. 400 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,222 Why do you have a weird look? 401 00:13:48,223 --> 00:13:49,689 What... Did you do something? 402 00:13:49,690 --> 00:13:50,879 It doesn't matter. 403 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,019 The point is, the rabbit is out of the race. 404 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:54,419 What did you do, Douglas? 405 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,399 I merely encouraged her to step aside. 406 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,499 Look, Poppy, everyone has their price, 407 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,169 and her price was a $600 scooter. 408 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,988 I talked her down from a Jet Ski. 409 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:05,907 You rigged a child's election? 410 00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:07,399 What is wrong with you?! 411 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,899 And what the hell kind of bougie-ass scooter 412 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,244 costs $600?! 413 00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:11,829 Where are you going? 414 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:13,579 To fix this. 415 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,330 To put Bunny Ears back on the ballot! 416 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,779 What, you don't want Rory to win? 417 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,544 Not like this. 418 00:14:18,545 --> 00:14:20,671 I can't believe I let you kiss me. 419 00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:21,959 I... E-E-Excuse me. 420 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,000 You kissed me. 421 00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:25,339 Oh, no, no, no. No! 422 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:26,920 You kissed me. You leaned down. 423 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,429 Oh! You leaned up. 424 00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,739 - What?! No! You leaned down! - Yeah. You leaned up. 425 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:31,979 - Down! Down! - Up. 426 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:32,989 - Down! - Up!! 427 00:14:32,990 --> 00:14:34,029 You leaned... Doesn't matter, 428 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,562 'cause it's never gonna happen again. 429 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,920 Okay? 430 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,599 Down! 431 00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,220 Up. 432 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:45,269 Amazing work! 433 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:46,839 Really brings out your nipples. 434 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,283 They're great, by the way... perfectly symmetrical. 435 00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:51,270 Well, you could see them before, but thanks. 436 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:53,739 You are just too good to be true. 437 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,319 I can't believe I met 438 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,334 a perfectly nippled man who loves clams 439 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:01,171 and spends all of his free time watching me golf. 440 00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:02,679 Mwah! 441 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,039 We should have these tattoos removed permanently. 442 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,179 - What? - I have an in 443 00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,029 with a top plastic surgeon. 444 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,805 I fixed his slice, he lowered my hairline 2 inches. 445 00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:12,399 Get your shirt. Let's go. 446 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,354 Bobbi, I... 447 00:15:18,355 --> 00:15:20,790 I don't want to get rid of my tattoos. 448 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,009 They're who I am. 449 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,260 Well, so was my widow's peak, 450 00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,024 but I looked like Nosferatu. 451 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,560 That's cool. And you should be whoever you want. 452 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:29,480 But so should I. 453 00:15:31,090 --> 00:15:32,160 What are you doing? 454 00:15:32,161 --> 00:15:33,786 Stop that! 455 00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:35,621 Miggy! 456 00:15:35,622 --> 00:15:37,790 I'm not a guy who belongs at a clam bake. 457 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:39,559 And, Bobbi, this is gonna sting, but... 458 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,252 I don't enjoy watching you golf. 459 00:15:41,253 --> 00:15:43,921 So, then, what do you enjoy? 460 00:15:43,922 --> 00:15:45,690 I-I enjoy staying up all night 461 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,399 looking at pictures of sneakers. 462 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,677 I enjoy every odd-numbered installment 463 00:15:49,678 --> 00:15:51,139 of the "Fast and the Furious" franchise. 464 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,320 - #JusticeForHan. - Who's Han? 465 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,190 I enjoy starting sentences with "Yo." 466 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,619 I enjoy ending sentences with "Yo." 467 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,249 I enjoy quality time with my son. 468 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,200 And I enjoy orange slices... 469 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,840 yo. 470 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,119 That took a lot of courage. 471 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,865 I appreciate your honesty. 472 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,229 Thanks. 473 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:15,629 And sorry I didn't say this sooner. 474 00:16:15,630 --> 00:16:17,699 I guess I was scared that you wouldn't like me 475 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,040 if I was just myself. 476 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,239 - Ohh! - Yeah. 477 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,874 Your instincts were right. 478 00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:23,999 - Wait. What? - Sorry. 479 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,590 I have no interest in the man you just described. 480 00:16:27,591 --> 00:16:28,716 Be well. 481 00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:30,799 Delete the photos I sent you. 482 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,039 - All of them? - Yeah. 483 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,149 Okay. 484 00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:34,222 Bye-bye. 485 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:35,890 Dang. 486 00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:39,268 And as you make your way to the polls, 487 00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:40,853 which open in five minutes, 488 00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:43,522 remember, I'm all you've ever known. 489 00:16:43,523 --> 00:16:44,549 Thank you. 490 00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:50,240 Girls, I'm shiny. Blot me. 491 00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:53,980 I hope you're happy, Mother. 492 00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,368 Getting Bunny Ears back into the race... 493 00:16:55,369 --> 00:16:57,219 Oh, Rory, don't you want to win on your own? 494 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,039 Not because some kid got bribed with a scooter? 495 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,456 A win is a win! 496 00:17:00,457 --> 00:17:02,359 Oh! Fogerty! Thank God. 497 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:03,829 Okay, I need a big idea. 498 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,659 I got five minutes to turn this crowd. 499 00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:07,179 All right, look, all you got to do is... 500 00:17:07,180 --> 00:17:08,479 is speak from the heart. 501 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,349 All right? Don't sell them on promises. 502 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:11,759 Sell them on yourself. 503 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,330 Wait. Talk about me? Of course. 504 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:15,469 It was right in front of me the whole time. 505 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,880 Thank you! 506 00:17:18,267 --> 00:17:19,519 Am I losing my mind, 507 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,769 or did you just give my kid some decent advice? 508 00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:24,629 Every now and then, it happens. 509 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,899 Look, uh, about Bunny Ears, 510 00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,067 that was stupid. 511 00:17:28,068 --> 00:17:30,111 I know how much the election meant to you, 512 00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:31,654 and I... just wanted to help. 513 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:32,839 Listen, I get it. 514 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,140 And... accidents happen. 515 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,619 And I may have leaned down. 516 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,413 Really? 517 00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,419 Yeah, well, that's how it's always gone 518 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,989 when I've... thought about it. 519 00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,660 Oh, so you've thought about kissing me? 520 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,289 Once or twice. 521 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,489 You? 522 00:17:51,490 --> 00:17:54,135 Attention, Hilltop voters. 523 00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,804 A wise and very old man 524 00:17:56,805 --> 00:17:59,140 has told me to be honest about myself. 525 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:00,599 Here I go. 526 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:05,439 I, Rory Banks, love things. 527 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,233 My mom buys me things, and she can buy you things, too. 528 00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,485 - No. - Let my mom buy you things. 529 00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:13,404 Rory Banks! 2019! 530 00:18:13,405 --> 00:18:15,072 Out! 531 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,994 Ugh! 532 00:18:22,664 --> 00:18:24,913 Okay, you're definitely chipping in for this. 533 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,759 Okay, so, we're just walking into each other's houses now? 534 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,637 I have a very soft knock. You just didn't hear it. 535 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:41,019 But I brought a peace offering. 536 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,039 Oh, my God. 537 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,226 Giant turkey legs? 538 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,119 Just like they eat at The Winner's Feast. 539 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,439 Where did you find these? 540 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,719 At a, uh, Ren faire that was oh so far away. 541 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,880 But I wanted to show you how sorry I was. 542 00:18:55,790 --> 00:18:57,323 You don't need to be sorry. 543 00:18:57,324 --> 00:18:59,559 You met a girl. You liked her. 544 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,659 It happens. 545 00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,203 Also, these are really heavy. 546 00:19:02,204 --> 00:19:04,199 No turkey should have legs this huge. 547 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,489 Yeah, those are full of hormones. 548 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,040 I would not eat a... 549 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,639 - Oh. - Too late. 550 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:10,809 Anyway... 551 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,979 I'm sorry, too. 552 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:15,039 I shouldn't have raged out at you. 553 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,634 I guess maybe I was a little jealous. 554 00:19:16,635 --> 00:19:17,968 Jealous? Interesting. 555 00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,471 You had a little taste and you wanted more. 556 00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:22,632 Take it easy. I just got used to our hangs. That's all. 557 00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,519 But I'm excited for you. 558 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,629 You deserve to be happy... 559 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,730 ya big weirdo. 560 00:19:29,731 --> 00:19:31,857 Thank you. 561 00:19:31,858 --> 00:19:33,776 So... 562 00:19:33,777 --> 00:19:36,153 are you gonna tell me who Poppy's dating? 563 00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:37,839 Oh, it's not happening anymore. They were friends. 564 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,825 It's... a little too complicated. 565 00:19:39,826 --> 00:19:41,820 Yeah, I get that. 566 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,662 But seriously, who was it? 567 00:19:44,663 --> 00:19:46,580 Nope. Classified information, bro. 568 00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:48,374 - Please? Please? - But you know what? 569 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,039 If you make me some popcorn, maybe I'll tell you. 570 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,760 - I'm on it. - And wash my car. 571 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,539 - Okay. - And empty the dishwasher? 572 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,359 Oh, I see. You're never actually gonna tell me, are you? 573 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,759 Correct. But do make the popcorn, because... 574 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,886 season 4 is about to start! 575 00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:02,859 - ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ - ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ 576 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:05,630 ♪ Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! Joust! ♪ 577 00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,200 Ooh, a pin! Hey, guys. 578 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,439 - Hey! - Hi, Miggy! 579 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,899 You look... comfortable. 580 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,839 I am! My armpits can't stop smiling! 581 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,139 How was the clam bake? 582 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,379 Did they have sweet corn? 583 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,709 Oh, I didn't go. 584 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:22,179 Um, turns out Bobbi's not a fan of the real me. 585 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,199 I'm sorry, Miggy. 586 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,319 Ah, don't be. 587 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,539 As much as I liked Bobbi taking care of me, 588 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,540 you guys do a better job than she ever could. 589 00:20:29,890 --> 00:20:30,919 Attention! 590 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,559 Attention, please. Thank you. 591 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,089 I just received a phone call from President Bunny Ears. 592 00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:36,800 She has conceded. 593 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:41,199 Now, my first order of business 594 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,660 is that there will be no more elections! 595 00:20:44,670 --> 00:20:47,469 Bow before me! 596 00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,309 You heard him! Bow! 597 00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:51,279 Bow before your president! 598 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,849 Bow! 599 00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:56,600 Oh, we've done something terrible. 600 00:20:56,650 --> 00:20:58,559 Maybe I've been too supportive. 601 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:02,540 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com --