1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,126 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,264 --> 00:00:05,184 Okay, Jan. Wow. 3 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:06,479 What am I looking at? 4 00:00:06,615 --> 00:00:08,915 I call it Jan vs. Predator. 5 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,582 Hm. And who comes out on top? 6 00:00:10,706 --> 00:00:11,656 Predator. 7 00:00:11,794 --> 00:00:13,234 Thanks so much, Jan. 8 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,355 Blech! 9 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:18,153 Feels like I'm trapped in Antiques Roadshow: Harrisburg. 10 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:20,409 Oh, thank God! A friend! 11 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,502 Here to bail me out with the perfect, unique, 12 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:24,294 well-thought-out donation. 13 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,065 -Steak knives? Wow. -WILL: I'm sorry. 14 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,640 Work has just gotten so crazy, 15 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:28,986 I didn't have time to curate 16 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,416 one of my signature silent auction baskets. 17 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:33,952 And I'm notgoing to donate a non-curated basket. 18 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,247 Give the man a break. 19 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,560 He does the weather every time Guy McCormick is sick. 20 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:39,298 And, let's face it, he's sick, like, three times a week. 21 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:40,820 "Sick"? Please. The man drinks. 22 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:42,133 Mr. McCormick has checked into a facility. 23 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:43,829 That's all I'm allowed to say. 24 00:00:43,956 --> 00:00:46,256 But it does mean that I'm going to be doing the weather 25 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,314 for the next 28 nights. 26 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:50,269 Will, I'm very happy thatyou've become a local celebrity. 27 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:52,098 -No! -But that doesn't help me right now. 28 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:54,616 Right now, what I need from you is an auction item. 29 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,270 Are you blind? 30 00:00:56,404 --> 00:00:57,714 Will isthe item! 31 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:00,100 Celebrity is themost precious metal we have. 32 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:01,454 It's our Vibranium! 33 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:02,893 You mean I'm like Black Panther? 34 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:04,189 -No. -No. -Sorry. 35 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,668 It was in front of my face the whole time. 36 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,504 Will, you arethe item! 37 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:08,812 Can I put you in the auction? 38 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:11,548 You mean like be someone's butler for a month? Sure. 39 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,070 No, but it's weird that you'd be okay with that. 40 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,383 I mean a lunch. 41 00:01:14,683 --> 00:01:16,603 A meal with a local 10:00 P.M. fill-in weatherman 42 00:01:16,728 --> 00:01:18,118 could be just the pop this auction needs. 43 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,082 Maybe. 44 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,130 I mean, my star ison the rise. 45 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:24,296 Finally got my own lapel mic, 46 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,352 unlimited access to the green screen, 47 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,957 and I'm really honing in on my on-air laugh. 48 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:30,311 Ah ha ha ha ha! 49 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:31,658 Back to you, Julie. 50 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:34,923 -I'm in! -Yes! 51 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:36,361 POPPY: Blank CDs? Unh-unh. 52 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,357 Keep walking. Don't even set those down. 53 00:01:38,489 --> 00:01:39,579 Do better, Celeste! 54 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:44,888 ♪♪ 55 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:47,237 ♪♪ 56 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,538 "Gift card -- balance unknown." 57 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,724 -D'Amato, you donated this? -Yeah. 58 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,500 I have no idea how much is on there. 59 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,115 Could be $250, could be $12. 60 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,725 That's what makes it so exciting to bid on! 61 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:57,855 Yeah. 62 00:01:57,987 --> 00:01:59,377 I'm jealous of everyone here. 63 00:01:59,510 --> 00:02:01,300 -What'd youdonate? -This. 64 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,505 DOUGLAS: I can't wait to see what someone's willing to pay 65 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,035 for $100. 66 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,388 Oh, well, if the bidding's low, I'm gonna jump in. 67 00:02:07,518 --> 00:02:10,298 Today I got the news that every parent dreads most. 68 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,444 I have signed up to participate 69 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,737 in the sport of ice hockey. 70 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,180 [scoffs] 71 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,970 It's the most expensive sport on the plant, 72 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,927 unless you count fencing, which I don't. 73 00:02:23,055 --> 00:02:25,275 Yeah, diving's the dream. No gear of any kind. 74 00:02:25,406 --> 00:02:28,406 It's 1/5 of a normal sports uniform. 75 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,372 [sighs] Just a Speedo and a towel. 76 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:32,368 And I already have towels. 77 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:34,940 Listen, if Pee-Wee Sports is driving you to financial ruin, 78 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,497 then you're doing something wrong. 79 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,254 Let's take a look at your budget. 80 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,245 If you even have one. 81 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,547 I'm a single mother 82 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,287 living in the second most expensive city in the country. 83 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:44,824 I budget. 84 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:46,167 I budget hard. 85 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,432 WILL: Hey. 86 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,300 Am I allowed to be here? I mean, what are the rules? 87 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:53,262 Is it like a candidate not being allowed 88 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,440 within 100 feet of a polling place or -- 89 00:02:55,566 --> 00:02:57,176 Wait, nobody's bid on me yet? 90 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:58,697 The auction just started, 91 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:00,400 and no one goes near the big-ticket items 92 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:01,828 until they're at least two Cabs deep. 93 00:03:01,964 --> 00:03:03,444 And you're a big-ticket item. 94 00:03:03,574 --> 00:03:04,794 -Cool. -POPPY: Yeah. 95 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:06,663 You hear that? We're the big-ticket item. 96 00:03:06,795 --> 00:03:07,745 All right, Dad. 97 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:10,186 Self-directed pep talk over. Take a lap. 98 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,240 Yeah, yeah, a lap. That's a good idea. 99 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,017 [whispering] 100 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,285 [chuckles] 101 00:03:18,415 --> 00:03:19,235 Okay. 102 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:22,203 My dad's self-esteem pendulum is very lubricated. 103 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,382 It swings far and fast in both directions. 104 00:03:24,508 --> 00:03:27,468 And now that he's on TV, it's even worse. 105 00:03:27,598 --> 00:03:29,118 Sophie, the promo's starting! 106 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,912 It's starting! 107 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,116 ANNOUNCER: Who is KZOP at 10:00? 108 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,865 It's news with anchor Julie Fong-Nunez! 109 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,907 Investigative journalism with Loni McGraw! 110 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,353 "What's Yummy Now?" with Chef Martin Bullrock! 111 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,871 Sports with Chet Corners! 112 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,655 And weather! 113 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:47,439 KZOP at 10:00. We got you. 114 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,265 Leave me. 115 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:50,616 Ooh, I love that sun. 116 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,192 You can tell by his sunglasses that he's nasty. 117 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:54,930 That sun made my dad cry. 118 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:56,980 Poppy, someone has to bid on him. 119 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,886 This isn't just a silent auction. 120 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,111 This is a man's life. 121 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,330 You're right. 122 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,368 Crap. Garbage. 123 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:05,724 Trash. Garbage. 124 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,384 Yoga pants for a dog?! 125 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:09,248 Stop dressing your dogs, America. 126 00:04:09,379 --> 00:04:10,469 Dogs should be naked. 127 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,861 ♪♪ 128 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,652 What do we have here? 129 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,777 [gasps] Oh, my gosh, you poor thing. 130 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:19,649 Shh, shh, shh, shh. It's okay. It's okay. 131 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,001 You don't have to be scared anymore. 132 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,741 I will make you fly again. 133 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:25,272 Do you girls have any idea what this is? 134 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:26,655 A hat. 135 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,748 A hat? A hat?! 136 00:04:28,877 --> 00:04:30,227 This is a beret. 137 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,487 French sophistication distilled 138 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,879 into one timeless piece of headwear. 139 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:36,623 And it will be mine. 140 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,894 Miggy, shut up. This is important. 141 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,537 I need an adult to bid on this beret for me. 142 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:42,852 That thing? Why? 143 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,108 Geez, Grandpa. 144 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,290 Because, like Monica Lewinsky, 145 00:04:46,416 --> 00:04:48,766 K-pop singer Min-ho,and Jack Nicholson as the Joker, 146 00:04:48,897 --> 00:04:50,547 I have style. You don't. 147 00:04:50,681 --> 00:04:51,771 I adopt early. You don't. 148 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,340 I lead, and you... 149 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:54,557 have no taste. 150 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:55,855 If you're gonna be mean about it, forget it. 151 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:56,911 Your mom can bid on it. 152 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:57,945 Please? 153 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,040 Fine. 154 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:00,518 RORY: Follow me, girls. 155 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:02,778 Jocelyn's dad is auctioning one of his "ceramics," 156 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:04,391 and I have thoughts. 157 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,571 Okay, rent looks good. 158 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:08,788 What is this tab labeled? 159 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,657 That's my convenience tax. I can't touch that. 160 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,141 What's a convenience tax? 161 00:05:12,268 --> 00:05:14,308 It's money I spendto make my life a little easier. 162 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:17,104 I -- I'm too busy juggling Graham 163 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:18,709 and my full-time job and all my hobbies, 164 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,620 like breathing and sleeping and drinking water, 165 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,965 so sometimes I pay a little morefor certain necessities. 166 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:25,015 What kind of necessity? Like food? 167 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,460 Delivery, yep. 168 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:29,147 Lots of food delivery, some expedited shipping. 169 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:31,805 Maybe I'll park in a red zone here or there or here again. 170 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,900 But trust me, it's all very, very necessary. 171 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:34,899 Uh-huh. 172 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,340 Is it necessary to pay $8 173 00:05:36,466 --> 00:05:38,596 for a quart of gas station milk? 174 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:41,119 If all I need is gas and milk, I'm not making two stops. 175 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,253 Yeah, but it's just not milk. 176 00:05:42,385 --> 00:05:43,385 You're paying gas station prices 177 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:45,997 for toilet paper, batteries... 178 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:47,388 salsa? 179 00:05:47,564 --> 00:05:48,484 Hey, when the grocery store starts selling gas, 180 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,609 they'll start seeing my salsa dollars again. 181 00:05:50,741 --> 00:05:52,051 O-Okay, I can't take this anymore. 182 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,570 I'm gonna show you how to turn your "convenience tax" 183 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:56,623 into hockey pads. 184 00:05:56,747 --> 00:05:58,617 But I'm gonna have to take over your life. 185 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:00,059 Fine. My life is all yours. 186 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,795 But I must warn you -- 187 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,146 there's this guy in my life 188 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,495 that's gonna be a real pain in your ass. 189 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:07,536 His name is Douglas. 190 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,631 You worked hard for that one. 191 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,590 I'm gonna let you enjoy it. 192 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,070 [panting] 193 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,509 WILL: All right, did two laps -- 194 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,196 a counterclockwise and a clockwise. 195 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,293 I just don't want to overdevelop one thigh. 196 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,552 Well, I hope those symmetrical thighs are ready 197 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,597 to sit down and have lunch with an adoring fan, 198 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,560 because you are getting a lot of bids. 199 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,518 Really? I am? 200 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:27,387 Oh, that's such a relief. 201 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,257 Okay, so, how much am I going for? 202 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,829 Three figures? Four? What's the gender breakdown? 203 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:33,476 You know what? La, la, la, la, la, la! 204 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,223 I don't want to know. [laughs] 205 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:36,611 -Lap. -That's a good idea. 206 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,009 He hasn't gotten a single bid. 207 00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:41,268 What if we change it to 208 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,011 "Lunch and Hike with KZOP's Will Cooper, 209 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,531 Who Will Also Hand Detail Your Car"? 210 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,405 Or "Lunch and a dot, dot, dot, question mark"? 211 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,836 Kind of implying that it starts with lunch, 212 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:49,502 but where it goes from there is unwritten. 213 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,406 Ew! You're talking about my father. 214 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,591 Sorry. It's just really easy 215 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:54,016 to forget that you're a child sometimes. 216 00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:55,462 [snaps fingers] I know. 217 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:56,759 I'lljust bid on him. Hm? 218 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:57,724 SOPHIE: No! 219 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:59,162 That's a pity bid! 220 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:00,678 We need a realperson to win this thing. 221 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:03,211 MAN [on p.a.]: Final bids, please. Final bids. 222 00:07:03,335 --> 00:07:04,895 Oh, God, I'm blanking! I can't think of a single real person who isn't me. 223 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:05,903 Who should I put down? 224 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,084 Someone who eats lunch 225 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,469 and can act like a fan of KZOP's Will Cooper. 226 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,003 -I don't know any actors! -[sighs] 227 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,426 Actually... 228 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:15,703 wait a minute. 229 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:19,180 Dr. Biscuits, have I got a role for you. 230 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,568 I'm listening. 231 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,489 BISCUITS: [sighs] 232 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:29,269 I'm sorry, Ms. Banks. I won't play a fan. 233 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,095 Oh, please, Dr. Biscuits. I -- 234 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:33,283 I will play a superfan! 235 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,149 Thank you. Thank you so much. 236 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,590 Now, his daughter goes to school here, 237 00:07:37,718 --> 00:07:38,678 so you've probably already met. 238 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,496 But I was thinking that you could say -- 239 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:41,644 Ah, ah! 240 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,765 I will work out my own backstory, thank you. 241 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,248 Okay. Sorry. 242 00:07:45,377 --> 00:07:47,547 Well, I guess all you need to know is that his name is -- 243 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:48,734 Ah, ah! 244 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,859 I will do my own research, thank you. 245 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:52,562 Okay. 246 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:54,649 Well, is there anything you need from me at all or -- 247 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,778 I need an item of his clothing, recently worn. 248 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:58,645 Or a photograph. 249 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,482 I got a photo of him on my phone. [chuckles] 250 00:08:00,610 --> 00:08:01,740 Please, print it out. 251 00:08:01,872 --> 00:08:04,352 Place it in an unmarked manilla envelope 252 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,184 on the windscreen of the car 253 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:07,571 bearing this bumper-plate number 254 00:08:07,704 --> 00:08:08,974 in precisely one week from today. 255 00:08:09,097 --> 00:08:10,097 There's a printer outside, 256 00:08:10,228 --> 00:08:11,268 so I'll just slide it under your door. 257 00:08:11,403 --> 00:08:12,543 Thank you so much. 258 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,666 [sighs] 259 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,578 Very well! 260 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,413 DOUGLAS: You know, when I was in med school, 261 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,671 I always prided myself 262 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:23,423 on being as fiscally anal as I was poor. 263 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,156 They used to call me "Nurse Spreadsheets." 264 00:08:26,288 --> 00:08:27,548 Ohhhhh! 265 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,641 Right, my budget thing. 266 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:32,730 For a second there, I totally forgot why you were here. 267 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:33,770 You want some coffee? 268 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:34,954 I'd lovecoffee. 269 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,779 Great. 270 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:41,781 Thought we wanted coffee. 271 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:43,262 We do. 272 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,742 Yeah, coffee comes from the coffee place. 273 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:45,922 Yes, it does. 274 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:49,217 Three times a day, at $6 a pop. 275 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,794 Oh, hello, teachable moment. 276 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:54,927 No. No! 277 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:57,146 I-I-I -- I need my coffee place. 278 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,755 It's on the way from here to school 279 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,446 and on the way from school to work 280 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,803 andon the way from work to here. 281 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,192 It's a miracle of geography, 282 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,715 and it's what makes my life possible. 283 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,418 Okay, well, look at this, huh? 284 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,367 -[gasps] -ANGIE: [groans] 285 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:10,644 No, but this takes so long! 286 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,727 And at my coffee place, I have a barista, Trish, 287 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,727 and she always has my latte waiting for me. 288 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,689 I'myour Trish now. 289 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,598 [sighs] 290 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:22,823 You guys should be free to roll around on the floor of my car. 291 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:24,043 We're breaking their spirit! 292 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,742 Pennies belong in a bank... 293 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,739 or dumped in a tube sock and used for self-defense. 294 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,662 Hockey pads, hockey pads, 295 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,138 h-h-hockey pads. 296 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,178 Six pairs of the same sunglasses? 297 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,533 I'm gonna lose half of them. 298 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,363 You always have more sunglasses than you need 299 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,840 because some of them aren't gonna make it. 300 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,580 Like with babies at the turn of the century. 301 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:47,631 ♪♪ 302 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,501 You did a great job. 303 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,851 -[gags] -Okay. 304 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,383 Thank you. 305 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,027 -Just gonna be you today, champ?-[sighs] 306 00:09:58,162 --> 00:09:58,992 Champ?! 307 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,083 Don't you know who this is? 308 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,988 This is KZOP's Will Cooper! 309 00:10:02,123 --> 00:10:04,303 How about you get us the two most expensive things 310 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:05,559 on the menu? 311 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,952 Both for him. I'm too nervous to eat. 312 00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:08,962 -Dr. Biscuits? -Yes. 313 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,256 I didn't know you were a fan. 314 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:11,652 -I'm not. -Oh. 315 00:10:11,785 --> 00:10:13,395 I'm a superfan. 316 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,655 [laughs] 317 00:10:14,788 --> 00:10:16,488 But at school, you've never mentioned -- 318 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,656 Oh! I don't care about me. 319 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:18,791 I care about three things -- 320 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,622 you, the weather, and where they overlap. 321 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:21,620 Go. 322 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:22,881 All right. 323 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,713 Where would you like to start? 324 00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,761 Denver Presbyterian Hospital, 325 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:30,277 May 6, 1983, 8:45 A.M. 326 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,112 Bud and Lucile Cooper welcome into the world 327 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:36,331 a beautiful 7-pound, 5-ounce baby boy. 328 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:39,771 The high was 68, the low, 40. 329 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,340 -With a mild chance of hail. -Mild chance of hail. 330 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,561 Wow. 331 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,687 Never stop talking to me. 332 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:47,910 [doorbell rings] 333 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,688 Oh. [chuckles] Come on in. 334 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,913 But please, keep your shoes on. 335 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,742 I've just always wanted to say that. [laughs] 336 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:54,830 Refresh my memory. 337 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,528 Who did you say outbid me for the beret? 338 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,696 Anonymous. 339 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,441 They're...anonymous. 340 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:01,791 Why would someone who wanted to remain anonymous 341 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,532 buy themost eye-catching hat civilization has ever produced? 342 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,274 -They wouldn't. -Doesn't add up. 343 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,544 Easy. 344 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,837 See, they're shy with names but not with hats. 345 00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:10,893 You feel me? 346 00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:13,718 Or they want to get caught. 347 00:11:13,847 --> 00:11:14,937 Care to explain what you're doing here, 348 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:16,805 other than dying of thirst? 349 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,114 Miggy, why would you do this? 350 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,773 'Cause you said I have no taste. 351 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,767 I should've known. Curse of the trendsetter -- 352 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,902 everything you love will be ruined by normos. 353 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,252 [snaps fingers] Find her! 354 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:27,511 Remember our orders! 355 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:29,603 The beret must not be harmed! 356 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,872 ♪♪ 357 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:33,906 Daah! 358 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:35,351 Oh! Oh, God! 359 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,167 Oh! No, please! 360 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:38,255 Ah! [grunts] 361 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,613 Ah! I tap. 362 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,092 [high-pitched] I tap! 363 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,182 [sighs] 364 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,143 Next time, I won't be so kind. 365 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,531 Thank you? 366 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,974 ♪♪ 367 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:53,973 Thief! 368 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,594 RORY: You suck! That beret needs me! 369 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,146 -Let's get to work. -[pounding on door] 370 00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:00,852 RORY: I'll get it back! You don't deserve that beret! 371 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,421 Sleep with your eyes open! 372 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,937 SOPHIE: I still don't understand. 373 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,771 Dad knows Dr. Biscuits. 374 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:06,859 Is he in a disguise? 375 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:07,857 POPPY: Nope. 376 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,598 Costume, maybe. Could be some props. 377 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,249 But Biscuits is playing himself -- 378 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,652 just himself as a Will Cooper superfan. 379 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,686 [clicks tongue] Biscuits is an amazing actor. 380 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,432 -What's he been in? -I don't know. 381 00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:18,872 WILL: Good evening. 382 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,699 Yes -- Will Cooper. I know. 383 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,998 Hey, Poppy. Bloody Mary with bacon 384 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:26,404 and a tiny burger on the straw. [clicks tongue] 385 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:27,658 We don't have those. 386 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,620 Can't believe I used to come here. 387 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,009 So...fun lunch? 388 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,802 Fun? Um, it was revelatory. 389 00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:35,968 [chuckles] 390 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,633 Oh, no. 391 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,237 I've been spotted. 392 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:41,673 Hey. 393 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,244 You're why I do it. 394 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:47,895 Okay, you weren't kidding aboutyour dad's self-esteem pendulum. 395 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,378 One lunch, and now he's ordering straw burgers? 396 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,637 I'm starting to think this Biscuits thing was a mistake. 397 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,861 -Well, there's no going back now. -Why not? 398 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,300 Do you not understand pendulums? 399 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:56,816 If my dad finds out the truth, 400 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:59,740 he'll swing back even harder in the other direction. 401 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,556 He could turn in his trench coat 402 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:02,913 and leave the weather biz forever. 403 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,053 Trench coat? Who's still wearing trench coats? 404 00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,655 He needs to get rid of that anyway. 405 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,956 -You guys whispering about me? -[gasps] Yes, yes. 406 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,622 Great. Let's keep the convo there and drill down. 407 00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,746 See, the thing about me is, I don't have a fan. 408 00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:15,934 I have a superfan! 409 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,966 In fact, I have a lot of them. 410 00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:20,021 They have a group text. Guess what they text about. 411 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:21,887 Me! 412 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:22,978 People love me! 413 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,056 But for some reason, 414 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,674 I still don't have my own office 415 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,067 and I have to park in the overflow lot 416 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:30,237 and I was bumped from the promo for a cartoon sun. 417 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,814 You know what? 418 00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:35,028 I'm gonna call KZOP right now, and I am going to demand... 419 00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:36,512 -[line ringing] -...that they re-shoot the promo 420 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,911 and give my superfans what they want -- 421 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:39,985 me! 422 00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:42,083 And if they say no, I'll quit. 423 00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,742 -[cellphone beeps] -WILL: Sophie! 424 00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:46,476 Great. Now Tracy Fries is gonna have a missed call from me. 425 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:47,908 How am I gonna explain that? 426 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,176 I'm sorry, Dad. 427 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,918 But your superfan, he's... 428 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,101 ...not real. 429 00:13:57,924 --> 00:14:01,104 Will, I wrote Biscuits' name down in a panic, 430 00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,631 and I asked him to play the role of your superfan. 431 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,275 I am so sorry. 432 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,894 Oh. I see. 433 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,152 Well, I have just gone 434 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:16,115 from experiencing a high of euphoria 435 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,856 to a low... 436 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,117 of now. 437 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,253 Back to you, Julie. 438 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,470 [cellphone buzzes] 439 00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:25,692 [exhales sharply] 440 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:26,951 [cellphone beeps] 441 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,043 Tracy Fries? 442 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,911 Yeah, yeah, no, I called. 443 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:33,873 Just to say how much I've been enjoying the overflow lot. 444 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,833 WILL: Nah, it couldn't wait. 445 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,572 Ugh. What a day! 446 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:39,142 I can't believe how much money 447 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,919 I was giving that kid next door to take my trash cans in. 448 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,454 Yeah, it felt good to make him cry. 449 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:45,187 -[keys clatter] -Now that he's off the books, Graham can play hockey -- 450 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,759 in pads that he'll outgrow in a month. 451 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:51,149 Douglas, I could never have done this without you... 452 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,501 forcing me to do this. 453 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:53,540 Thank you. 454 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,585 [doorbell rings] 455 00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,027 Welcome to my home. How may I help you? 456 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,510 Angie. 457 00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,119 W-What's happening? 458 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,080 I ordered you a treat to say thank you 459 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,168 for teaching me how to be financially responsible. 460 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,165 How much were these? 461 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,130 [scoffs] It's not important. 462 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,518 -$28. -Wh-- ah -- 463 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,350 I-I'm not eating a $14 cupcake! 464 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:16,519 We want to return those. 465 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,964 Have you learned nothing?! 466 00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:19,141 Relax, Douglas. 467 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,356 We made so much money today! 468 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,175 I-I slashed my convenience tax burden in half. 469 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,324 There should be no convenience tax burden. 470 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,447 The convenience tax is you being lazy. 471 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,019 [scoffs] 472 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,146 Okay, rich white man 473 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,189 with an in-home sauna who works three days a week. 474 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,984 -[scoffs] -I'mlazy? 475 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:36,979 Okay, you're on your own. 476 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,150 Go back to farting away your money. 477 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,625 Fine! I will, then! 478 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,514 Not the farting part, but the "being on my own" part. 479 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,986 I don't need your help. 480 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,774 Excuse me. 481 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,421 Did a dude named Ken used to live here? 482 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:50,035 -Get out. -'Cause I've seen that wall before, I think. 483 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:56,303 ♪♪ 484 00:15:56,433 --> 00:16:01,053 ♪♪ 485 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:05,971 ♪♪ 486 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:06,965 Mmm. 487 00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,266 I wouldn't pay $14 for you, 488 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:10,973 but if you drop your price to $12, 489 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:11,930 it's a conversation. 490 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,018 [knock on door] 491 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,366 -ANGIE: Douglas! -[door opens, closes] 492 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:16,366 ANGIE: [sighs] 493 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:18,237 My car got towed. 494 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,978 I finally got you to park legally. 495 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,589 I watched with my own eyes 496 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:24,239 as you parked by a curb that wasn't a color! 497 00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,294 I may have some outstanding parking tickets. 498 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,420 And I mean "outstanding" as in "unpaid" 499 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,213 and also as in "I illegally parked 500 00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:33,038 in some really cool places." 501 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,646 Does your happiness go up with my blood pressure? 502 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:38,647 All right, I'll give you a ride to the impound lot. 503 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,830 No, I'm gonna call an Uber. It's surge pricing now, but -- 504 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,736 -No! -All right, look. 505 00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,131 I'm sorry, okay? 506 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,054 I-I know my convenience tax is nuts. 507 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:47,699 It's just... 508 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:50,272 if I wait in a long line at the post office 509 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,270 or drive all the way to the bargain mall, 510 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,265 it's less time I get to spend with Graham. 511 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,414 He was just born. 512 00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,966 Now he's 8. 513 00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,153 And before I know it, he'll be 18, and... 514 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280 then that's it. 515 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,590 I already had money when I became a single parent, 516 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:07,639 and it still felt impossible. 517 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,455 I honestly don't know how you do it. 518 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,074 But it amazes me. 519 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:14,948 Oh, boy. 520 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:15,947 ANGIE: Ohhh! 521 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,038 All right, that'll -- that'll do. 522 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,036 Let's go. 523 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,868 Hey, do you think if I give that speech at the impound lot, 524 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,347 they'll just giveme my car back? 525 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,167 Well, can you make yourself cry? 526 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:26,255 Mm, might need a little help. 527 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:27,313 Can you get me there? 528 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,307 Oh, yeah. 529 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:32,918 ♪♪ 530 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,104 [sighs] 531 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,267 -POPPY: Will, I am so sorry. -[door closes] 532 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,273 In retrospect, I shouldn't have hired an actor 533 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,615 to protect your feelings. 534 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,104 But in my defense, I didn't know 535 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,194 Biscuits had thatkind of performance in him. 536 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,413 He really took you on a journey! 537 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,891 He really did. 538 00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,281 But it was a journey I was sopathetically desperate to go on, 539 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,065 it turned me into a monster. 540 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:53,159 A Bloody Mary with bacon, tiny burger on the straw? 541 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,029 Pfft. Who did I think I was? 542 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,691 French meteorologist Didier Marceau? 543 00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,563 I was stupid to think I would have a fan, 544 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,259 let alone a superfan. 545 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:04,206 Dad. 546 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,524 Do you like doing the weather? 547 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,000 I love it. 548 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,350 Then it doesn't matter if you don't have a superfan. 549 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,310 It doesn't matter if you neverhave a superfan. 550 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,493 Only one person's opinion matters. 551 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,966 French meteorologist Didier Marceau's? 552 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,917 No. Yours. 553 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,099 That is wise. 554 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,361 Thank you. 555 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:27,239 You really think I'll neverhave a superfan? 556 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:28,887 No, I take that part back. 557 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,110 You will always, always have at least onesuperfan. 558 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,161 Ruin this moment by saying 559 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,636 "French meteorologist Didier Marceau," 560 00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:35,715 and I will knock you out. 561 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:36,773 Yes, ma'am. 562 00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:37,768 [knock on door] 563 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,939 Mother, I told you, 564 00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,124 I don't know what happened to the hot-glue gun. 565 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,770 -Pbbbbt. -RORY: Oh. You. 566 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,044 Come to ransack my wardrobe 567 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,166 or just assume my identity altogether? 568 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,819 No! I want to apologize. 569 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:50,562 Look, I was hurt when you insulted my taste. 570 00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,784 There was a time where I didn't even have to think about it. 571 00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,484 I was just cool. I had the trip. 572 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:55,534 And now -- 573 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,786 Fatherhood has softened your edge? 574 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,178 -Hey. -Sorry, but it has. 575 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,532 And everyone knows it. 576 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,531 I thought this beret was the solution. 577 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,403 I don't know how I got it so wrong. 578 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,364 Buying a used hat at a school auction 579 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,193 really seemed like a silver bullet. 580 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,151 No. My fashion critiques have been described as "withering." 581 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,060 -True. -RORY: I need to learn to rein it in. 582 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,195 Friends? 583 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,421 Friends. 584 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,456 So, I was thinking we can share the beret. 585 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,462 It's with you Monday, Wednesday, Friday 586 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,384 and with me Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday. 587 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,209 On Sundays, we alternate. 588 00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:24,596 Now, vacations might be a little tou-- 589 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,028 Wait. Stop. 590 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,505 Put the beret on. It's yours. 591 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,434 Oh. Really? 592 00:19:29,559 --> 00:19:30,209 RORY: Yeah. 593 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:33,303 -Wow! It looks good on you! -Thank you. 594 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,043 And sure, berets are on-trend now, 595 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,354 but I got to keep moving. 596 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,215 The beret of the heartland. 597 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,309 Well, now I want a cowboy hat. 598 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,622 Trish, this is goodbye. 599 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,398 From now on, I'll be makingcoffee, 600 00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,933 like I'm running a freakin' A.A. meeting. 601 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,667 So, if I come in here, 602 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,188 I'm gonna need you to help me be strong 603 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,671 and not sell me coffee. 604 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:55,591 Can you promise me that? 605 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,456 No. [chuckles] 606 00:19:57,587 --> 00:19:59,847 I'd get in trouble for refusing coffee to a customer. 607 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,072 I guess that's fair. 608 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,251 And even if nobody knew, Iwould know. 609 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:07,637 And ultimately, we're allresponsible to ourselves, Angie. 610 00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:09,381 ANGIE: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ask you 611 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:10,692 to compromise your beliefs. 612 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,650 To say nothing of the promise I've made to our shareholders. 613 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,776 -I mean -- -You know, getting out of this conversation 614 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,389 is worth $100 to me. 615 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,868 -Convenience tax. -Convenience tax. 616 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,140 I drove all the way down to the bargain mall for this. 617 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,270 Oh, no! Is the mail broken? 618 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,493 No. 619 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:35,231 But thanks to Douglas, Mommy's making some changes. 620 00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:38,114 What's all this armor for? 621 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,797 For you, to play hockey. 622 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,854 Ohhhhh. 623 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,420 Thisis hockey. 624 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,637 I got it confused with the other one. 625 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,067 I don't want to do hockey. 626 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:50,074 What? 627 00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:51,335 No. Yeah, you do. 628 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,597 I want to do the one where you dive. 629 00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:55,430 What's the one where you dive called? 630 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,558 Diving? 631 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,260 Yup. That's the one. 632 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,220 You sure you're thinking about diving? 633 00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,346 You're not thinking of, like, fencing? 634 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,828 -Nope. -Great. 635 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,568 I'll just... 636 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,919 give you one of my bikini bottoms. 637 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:13,265 Fencing doessound fun. 638 00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:20,977 --Captions by VITAC--